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YASH CHOPRA KO EK BHAV BHEENI SHRADDHANJALI : dhool ka phool bhi mit jayenge faaslebhi waqt meherbaan ho toh mil jayegi manzil tujhe mehka deta hai sara jahanvijay ki chandnina hogi kabhie ojhal tujhseputra kuputra dharamputra ka faraq hi banata haidil toh pagal hai aadmi aur insaan iska darr nikal dehar lamhe ko jee bhar ke jee ittefaq nahi yeh parampara rakh sambhal kesach hai logobilkul yeh vichaar tu na ban veer- zara tu ban veer pura kabhie kabhiemaalik hai tu zindagi kaaam admi bhi ban jata hai joshila naki iska hai mehmaan mita ke daag aur gira ke apnebhay ki deewarjan hatheli par ho teri jab tak hai jaan zamana hai ik kala pathar aur tere pratikooljhuka le isko apne aageghaump ke iske seene mein Utilized all 22 film titlesapne iraadon ka trishulDirected by Yash Chopra : jee na tu mra mra har dum pooch sawaalYASH CHOPRAjari rakh yeh silsilajalti rahe mashaal _____ Uchit Kapoor(27-9-32 TO 21-10-12) 52. MERECOLLECTION OFARTEFACTSDOES NOT MAKEAN ARTIST 53. 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