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PUNCHLINE
HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH?
WANTED:
YOU!For horrendous crimes against sanity
Reward:
£ XXXXXXXDEAD or ALIVE
CHEMIST >>>>> Financial value of your body’s ELEMENTSPSYCHOLOGIST >>> How smart you are / size of your Intelligence Quota (IQ).PHYSIOLOGIST >>> Your strength, endurance and stamina.SOCIOLOGIST >>> The value of your social capitalECONOMIST >>> Your financial output
HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH ?
!YOUR PLANE HAS GONE
DOWN!SCENARIO: You are flying to the
Isle of Man TT races. Plane ditches in the sea. Only one life
boat with four places:
Blood Runner, Biker Down instructor, Police Biker, CBT
Instructor, Air Ambulance pilot, Mother and child, College Tutor.
WHICH 4 SURVIVE ???
“The GREATEST LOVE a person can show is to DIE for his / her friends.”
(John 15:3)
£The COMPENSATION
Quiz!
HEAD (SEVERE)£155,000 – £222,000TOTAL BLINDNESS:
£150,000AMPUTATION OF BOTH LEGS (ABOVE
KNEE):£158,000 - £185,000
MINOR HAND INJURIES:£600 - £2580
TOE (AMPUTATION)£24,000 - £37,000
But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ diedfor us.(Romans5:8)
PUNCHLINE
HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH?