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PWNAGE MMA/K1Monthly Magazine

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SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE EDITOR

I just wanted to take a minute to talk about themagazine and why it was created. Let me startby saying how much I love playingMMATycoon. Prior to this game, the onlysimilar experience I had was playing UFCUndisputed and running a wrestling e-fed. Bothof these things were a huge sap of time andeventually I just couldnt keep up. Tycoon hasso many different things you can do to keepbusy, yet the action is spread out enough tokeep your interest.

So I want to say Thank you to Mike Tycoonfor making this great game (I appreciate it somuch that I made a shirt just for him). I want tothank the participants of the PWNAGEMMA/K1 org for helping make my dream cometo life. And most importantly, I want to thankyou, the reader, for taking your time to readthis fake magazine that I put my heart in to. hope you enjoy the magazine and I imploreyou to participant in this game as much as youpossibly can.

CREDITS & LEGAL

Edited by: Buster Gloves

Columns by: Buster GlovesCover art by: Buster GlovesGraphic Design: Buster GlovesSpecial Thanks: Mike Tycoon, Dirty Harry,Dave Struction, Kelly McGrady, Silver Blunt,PWNAGE MMA/K1, The Tycoon World OrderAlliance, Christine, Parker, Mason, and NoelSmith BJJ.

THE CONTENTS OF THIS MAGAZINE IN

PART OR IN WHOLE; IS INTENDED FORNON-COMMERCIAL ENTERTAINMENTPURPOSES ONLY, AND IS NOT ALLOWEDTO BE USED IN ANY WAY THAT IS OR MAYLEAD TO THE GAIN OF ANY SORT OFECONOMIC VALUE; UNLESS YOU ARE ORHAVE PRIOR WRITTEN AGREEMENT FROMITS CREATOR/CREATORS.

INTRODUCTION

WELCOME TO THE MAGAZINEPWNAGE: The Magazine is a monthlymagazine produced by the PWNAGE ClothingCompany of New York. Its content is designedfor entertainment purposes only and is targetedtowards players of MMA Tycoon, the popularMMA simulator found at MMATycoon.com.More specifically, this publicationencompasses all material related to thePWNAGE MMA/K1 organization in New York.

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PWNAGE STARS OF THE NIGHTThe PWNAGE Stars of the Night are awarded to the 3 fighters on each card that we here at PWNAGE Clothing feel bestrepresent the concept of PWNAGE. You may ask yourself, What exactly is PWNAGE? Lets examine what the wordmeans to us:

pwnage [pone-edge] noun1. an instance of defeating someone severely, often to the point of humiliation2. a state of compromising or controlling a target3. an epic clothing company for hardcore MMA fans that like high fives, chicks with machine guns, and nut-kicking

douche-bags through flaming walls of tigers!

As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next months edition of the PWNAGEMMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cards will have a signature T-shirt created and soldby PWNAGE Clothing of New York. Now lets take a look at this months winners of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night:

PWNAGE 12Wong Ling

Doug Harden

John Schulz

PWNAGE 13John J Rambo

Chuck The Icemizzle

George Richardson

PWNAGE 14Fionn Mac Cumhaill

Richtor Schkayle

Douglas Quaid

PWNAGE 15Ray Williams

Dwight Ansalon

Eric Sutter

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PWNAGE WALL OF FAME

Here is a list of every PWNAGE Stars of the Night Award winner in the history of this publication.Fighters with the most awards are at the top of the list.

Wong Ox Ling

Dynamite Doug Harden

John French Toast Schulz

John J Rambo

Chuck Liddizzle The Icemizzle

George Stomp Richardson

"Warrior Chieftain" Fionn Mac Cumhaill

"Earthquake" Richtor Schkayle

Douglas Quaid

Razor Ray Williams

Dwight Ansalon

Eric Sutter

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PWNAGE 12LING VS TURNER

PWNAGE 12: Ling vs Turner featured a welterweight Title fight with Wong Ox Ling going up againstJason The Burner Turner. Ling was coming off a successful title defense, but had his hands full witha talented opponent on a 7-fight win streak. On this night Ling was the better fighter and retained the

title after a first round submission. PWNAGE 12 put up a 127 rating for the event and looks toimprove on that number during the next show.

The PWNAGE Stars of the Night for PWNAGE 12 are going to Wong Ox Ling, Dynamite DougHarden, and John French Toast Schulz.

Wong Ox Ling was the most impressive on this night by taking out top contender Jason TheBurner Turner. In a match between 2 talented strikers, Ling was almost untouchable. Once he tookhis opponent to the ground, Ling finished the fight with the quickness. In fact, Ling put his opponent tosleep with an air tight arm triangle just halfway through the first round. The Ox is a bad man.

Dynamite Doug Harden came to fight as well. He clearly was not interested in taking the fight to theground against BJJ Brown Belt Jeff Grant. So rather than to toy with his opponent, Dynamite lightthe fuse early in the first round. He initiated a shock and awe campaign on the grappler and knockedhim clean out with an uppercut forged in the heart fires of the good old USA.

John French Toast Schulz proved to everyone that he has the heart of a champion in his battle withManchild Warsaw. Schulzs opponent hadnt lost in his last 9 fights and appeared to be the bettefighter on paper, but French Toast would not be deterred. Schulz repeatedly took down hisopponent and put on a jiu jitsu clinic before he slapped on the French Toast leg triangle and forcedthe tap out. Schulz became the first man to tap out this opponent and earned a PWNAGE star of thenight honor for his trouble.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

170 lbs 5 Wong Ling Jason Turner Submission (Arm Triangle) 1 02:34170 lbsTitle

170 lbs 3 Zack Allan Alexander Iii Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

170 lbs 3 Fresh Hamz Jay White Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

170 lbs 3 Doug Harden Jeff Grant KO (Punch) 1 00:58

155 lbs 3 John Schulz Manchild Warsaw Submission (Triangle Choke) 2 04:35

185 lbs 3 Aodhan o hAodha Peregrin Broadfoot Submission (Kneebar) 2 04:59

265 lbs 3 Marcus Jones Janek Grzmot Submission (Kimura) 1 01:59185 lbs 3 Bosco o Neill Brad Cunningham KO (Head Kick) 2 01:09

205 lbs 3 Guilherme Valenzuela Jt Carter TKO (Strikes) 1 03:58

185 lbs 3 Jackie Johnson Igor Baravski Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

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PWNAGE 13LAST MINUTE MADNESS

PWNAGE 13: Last Minute Madness was a monster card. The main event of the evening sawMiddleweight champion Lyoto Machida take on Lightweight champion Mike Martin in a highlyanticipated battle for what should be considered the pound for pound title of the organization.

Although Martin came close to finishing the fight by submission, Lyoto Machida took the victory on thecards and improved his unbeaten streak to 10 in a row. What a champion weve got here atPWNAGE. The main event helped propel the card to a 170 rating, making it the 3rd most successfucard in organization history and 2nd best since the PWNAGE era.

The PWNAGE Stars of the Night for PWNAGE 13 are going to John J Rambo, Chuck "Liddizle" TheIcemizzle, and George Stomp Richardson.

John J Rambo had his hands full when he faced off against undefeated 7-0 rising star Erik Bryant, buthe gave him a war he couldnt believe. Right out of the gate, Rambo drew first blood. Then he drewfirst blood part II. Rambos standup game was on point and he only gave his opponent 2 choices that

night: Live for nothing or die for something. Then he knocked him out cold with a devastating righthook. Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a fighter as badass as John J Rambo? God didn'tmake Rambo. Mike Tycoon made him and what you call hell, he calls home.

Chuck "Liddizle" The Icemizzle met Hiroshimo Hiro in a welterweight match up. The Icemizzle was amuch younger fighter and had much less experience but he was still able to sizzle. Liddizle but theice block on the ground game of his opponent and put on a cold display of boxing as he served up anicy plate of face destruction for 3 rounds. Chuck finally froze his opponent with a solid cross in the 3 rd

round before he knocked him out cold moments later. Liddizle The Icemizzle is for rizzle mah nizzle.

George Stomp Richardson (6-5) was a big underdog in his fight with Jack Shepherd (12-4), but he

was able to rise to the occasion. In fact, he stomped a mud-hole in his opponents ass early in the firstround of his fight. To be more specific, Richardson mixed up the striking game with a full frontalassault of kicks, punches, and knees to the groin on his way to a TKO stoppage just 2 minutes in tothe first round. Very shocking and impressive victory by the man they call Stomp.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

185 lbs 3 Lyoto Machida Mike Martin Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

265 lbs 3 John J Rambo Erik Bryant KO (Punch) 1 01:09

170 lbs 3 Chuck The Icemizzle Hiroshimo Hiro TKO (Strikes) 3 03:01

205 lbs 3 Anderson Silva Don The Fist Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

185 lbs 3 Dave Bower Bruce Lee Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

155 lbs 3 Urinus Limberdinkle Bubz Phatz Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

205 lbs 3 James William Marshall Mathers Submission (Kimura) 1 04:01

170 lbs 3 Pedro Omar Curtis Jackson Submission (Arm Triangle) 1 02:57

170 lbs 3 George Richardson Jack Shepherd TKO (Kick and Punches) 1 02:04

265+ lbs 5 Shogun Gracie Tiny McGee Decision (Unanimous) 5 03:00

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PWNAGE 14CHARYAK VS RYBACK

PWNAGE 14: Charyak vs Ryback was another successful event. The final fight of the night was theHeavyweight championship match between Brad Charyak and Casey Ryback. The elder Charvak

proved why he is champion and dominated the fight by winning every round. He took the decision winand retained the top spot in the heavyweight division. The card put up a 145 rating but should haveseen a much greater number had it not seen a No Contest in the undercard.

The PWNAGE Stars of the Night for PWNAGE 14 are going to Fionn Mac Cumhaill, RichtorSchkayle and Douglas Quaid.

Our first star of the night is Warrior Chieftain Fionn Mac Cumhaill. He was looking to rebound fromlosing his title in his previous fight and truly shined against a very talented opponent in Khun Rayn. Itdidnt take long before the Warrior Chieftain brought the fight down to the earth. From there hemauled he pounded his opponent like a territorial Gorilla with roid rage. He would have continued the

face mashing but the doctor stepped in and mercifully ended the tribal beat down.

"Earthquake" Richtor Schkayle brought the house down with a devastating performance. JoeAngelini spent his entire payload on his opening barrage (and did hurt Schkayle), but Earthquakewas able to recover his senses and begin orchestrating his own natural disaster. In fact, there weremany times in the first round when it looked like Joel Angelini was going to be completely leveled, buthe withstood some groundbreaking shots and stood strong. An aftershock head kick in the openingseconds of the 2nd round crumpled Schkayles opponent prompting the ref to interfere and assessthe damage inflicted upon the helpless fighter. His opponent's face declared a state of emergencyadn Schkayle had his victory.

Everything was working for Douglas Quaid on this night. Matched up against a more experiencedopponent in Knockout Bob, he was able to clinch, strike, takedown, and pound his way to another W.In fact, Quaids opponent was such a bloody mess at the end of the first round that the doctors had tocome in and stop the fight. The ring really looked like a crime scene after this one was over.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

205 lbs 5 Brad Charyak Casey Ryback Decision (Unanimous) 5 05:00205 lbsTitle

205 lbs 3 Fionn Mac Cumhaill Khun Rayn TKO (Cut) 1 01:57

265 lbs 3 Richtor Schkayle Joel Angelini TKO (Kick and Punches) 2 00:29

265 lbs 3 Douglas Quaid Knockout Bob TKO (Cut) 1 04:32

185 lbs 3 Tyler Mayfield Wes Morris Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

205 lbs 3 Anderson Silva Milan Lucic Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

205 lbs 3 Ziggy Donovan Pauly Dee No Contest 1 00:00

265+ lbs 5 Shogun Gracie Mark Spector Decision (Unanimous) 5 03:00

205 lbs 3 Vince Klaustner Legionarivs Sakara Submission (Strikes) 1 01:57

185 lbs 3 Jack Shepherd Aodhan o hAodha Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

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PWNAGE 15

PWNAGE 15: Nahrul vs Boubeez hosted 2 different title fights. Up first was the K1 open-weight battlebetween Wolfgang Amadeus and Adolf Jonsen. Amadeus effectively worked in and out of the clinchand was able to seal a convincing unanimous decision victory over his previously unbeaten opponent.In the main event, long-time defending Heavyweight Champion Kzarik Nahrul took on Iliek Boubeez

in a rematch of their title fight from not so long ago. In what should be considered one of the greatestfights in PWNAGE MMA history, Kzarik Nahrul was just barely able to eek out the decision victorywith a gutsy 5th round performance. The card netted a superb 156 rating.

The PWNAGE Stars of the Night for PWNAGE 15 are going to Ray Williams, Dwight Ansalon, andEric Sutter.

Razor Ray Williams looked very sharp in his bout with Abel Silva. Once in the clinch he reallydestroyed the body of his opponent with monstrous body shots. Feeling his opponent growing weakWilliams broke from the clinch and started throwing haymakers. A wicked right hand put his opponenton the floor and the referee had to pull off Williams after only 2 minutes in the first round.

A ground exhibition was put on by BJJ purple belt Dwight Ansalon in his match with Spyde RadicAnsalon was quick to bring the fight to the ground and got to work. Dodging repeated submissionattempts by his opponent, Dwight used ground strikes to dismantle the defenses of his opponent. Agorilla smash to the face opened the door and Ansalon seized the opportunity to finish the fight with adeep kimura at 3 minutes in the first round.

PWNAGE veteran Eric Sutter looked amazing in his fight against Bryan Welch. The quickness of thisexcellent boxer allowed him to avoid the strikes of his opponent and land some stiff counter punchesIt was a counter hook that really caused some damage. Sutter swarmed his dazed opponent anddropped him like a bad habit. The ref had to step in and stop the fight after only 30 seconds leaving

his opponent to wonder what went wrong.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

265 lbs 5 Kzarik Nahrul Iliek Boubeez Decision (Majority) 5 05:00265 lbsTitle

170 lbs 3 Paul Bradley Jon Lyle Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

170 lbs 3 Ray Williams Abel Silva TKO (Strikes) 1 02:04

185 lbs 3 Dwight Ansalon Spyde Radic Submission (Kimura) 1 02:58

185 lbs 3 Eric Sutter Bryan Welch TKO (Strikes) 1 00:30

265 lbs 3 Marcus Jones Juan Seffar Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

265+ lbs 5 Wolfgang Amadeus Adolf Jonsen Decision (Unanimous) 5 05:00265+ lbsTitle

265 lbs 3 Janek Grzmot Christian Torre TKO (Cut) 1 02:34

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MMATYCOON RADIO 2.0Intrepid manager Tamel Moultrie is starting up Tycoon Radio 2.0 and is looking for contributions to the showfrom other users. Submit ideas no matter how big or small; sound files, interviews, writing, anything at all andyou could be featured on the show. Check the thread in the forums or check out the show itself on the website:http://mmatycoonradio.co.nr/. Full length episodes are up and available to listen or download.

Tamel MoultrieI was sitting around talking with some alliancemates and they gave me the idea to re do the old radio show. Ihave a recording studio I pieced together over time and I have recorded music for over 10 years so, I alreadyhad all the cards on the table. The idea was presented and I think its a great idea. After talking to some of thepeople responsible for the original show, I came up with some improvements that would make things better.

First off, the show will be pre-recorded along with the interviews. I have been told the original show had manyproblems with being live as far as call ins go. Timezones really messed up the schedule so I will pre-recordeverything to get the best sound quality possible and eliminate the "live call" problems. I already have an in-house band and original music ready to go. After throwing the idea around the public a little I received anoverwhelming response from managers willing to help in any way possible. What I need is feedback andsuggestions. Anything people would like to hear on the show, just let me know and we can make it happen. Ifyou are a top 20 business or Org I can feature your business on the show for free. Interviews, commercials,music, anything you think would be good to throw on there let me know. I want to make a show for everyoneand within it contain the most popular subjects. Drop me a line either here or in-game (Tamel Moultrie,Smashwear Clothing) and I will consider every suggestion. I need a clear idea on what people want before I dothe main body of recording. Enjoy and please, MAKE A SUGGESTION!

Buster GlovesWhat I like most about MMA Tycoon is that it gives you the freedom to do whatever you want in the world ofMMA. This means that I get the chance to go beyond the statistics and strategies of a normal fighting or sportsgame and I am able to express my ideas in a creative way. At first I did this through my clothing store. Then Imoved on to writing, poster design, and radio. I was an active member of the first MMA Tycoon radio show(called One More Round Radio) and I jumped at the chance to be part of the second. Tamel Moultrie wasgracious enough to give me my own segment on the new show where I can discuss whatever topics I want. Ihope that I can entertain and inform while continuing to help improve this game and the MMA Tycooncommunity as a whole. If you have any questions, comments, or ideas youd like to see discussed on theshow, PM Buster Gloves.

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