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Win/Win Network insists on a Majority-

Minority Congressional District--Waste

2 hours

Win/Win Network insists on a Majority-

Minority Legislative District--Waste 3

hours

Citizens of Leavenworth demand

majority German LD be created--Waste

2 hours.

Commissioner Ceis storms out of

meeting after he forgets how to spell

own last name--Waste 3 hours.

Two Hours for lunch just ain't enough--

Waste 3 hours.

Commissioner Gorton suddenly

converts to Judaism, demands

Hannukah break--Waste 2 hours.

Spokane County Auditor has nervous

breakdown over not getting maps--

Waste 2 hours.

Suggestion to meet before 10:30 in the

morning causes near riot among

commission members--Waste 2 hours.

Commission Chair Powell accidentally

reads on-line comment from "Haywood

Jablomee"--Waste 3 hours.

Make a plan for future action--Waste 1

hour.

Review plan for future action--Waste 1

hour.

Tweak plan for future action--Waste 1

hour

Adjourn early so that Commissioner

Foster can go rehearse with his jam

band, Australian for Beer--Waste 3

hours.

Game of Thrones marathon on HBO

distracts everyone--Waste 2 hours.

Commissioner Huff has small stroke,

believes himself to be a hobbit,

demands Second Breakfast--Waste 2

hours.

Synonyms beome important when

Majority Minority district in Yakima

leads to no residents over age of 18--

Waste 3 hours.

Oh Dear Jesus, we've put two people in

Milton in the wrong place! Waste 4

hours.

Occupy the Redistricting protestors

wander off out of confusion, boredom--

Waste 2 hours.

Angry Commissioner Huff redraws map

to put Dean Foster in new 50th LD, the

"Majority A-Hole" district--Waste 3

hours.

Sonic boom caused by Denny Heck

rushing to file for office causes major

delay--Waste 2 hours.

Commission Chair Powell forced to

aplogize after open mic catches her

saying, "What the hell is wrong with

these people?"--Waste 3 hours.

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Confusion reigns until state

cartographer shows that there really is

a place called "Garfield County"--Waste

2 hours.

University of Washington Defensive

Coordinator Nick Holt plans agenda for

day; it doesn't go very well. Waste 4

hours.

Slade Gorton story about Dan Evans

doesn't really go anywhere--Waste 2

hours.

Brief flirtation with reducing number of

legislative districts ends when

disappointed commission finds out

legislative action would be required--

Waste 3 hours.

War declared when borders of redrawn

5th Congressional District stretch into

Idaho--Waste 2 hours.

Reverend Hutchison says that

redistricing is a sin--Waste 2 hours.

Commissioners agree: Spokane is, in

fact, in Washington! 3 agreements

reached!

Visit from J.P. Patches lightens hearts

of Commission members--3

agreements reached!

Tim Ceis falls for Senator Gorton's "Pull

my finger!" gag. 4 agreements

reached!

Adorable picture of Fluffy,

Commissioner Huff's cat, makes

everything OK. 3 agreements reached!

Dennis Kucinich decides to stay home

in Ohio. Two agreements reached!

Drunken revelry ensues after visit from

the Win/Wine Network. 5 agreements

reached!

Making a Majority/Majority legislative

district in northeast Washington

surprisingly easy. 3 agreements

reached!

Throwing spaghetti at the map proves

surprisingly effective. 4 agreements

reached!

Commission is unanimous--Aplets &

Cotlets are terribly over-rated. 3

agreements reached!

Publicola says something about

redistricting, and two people comment.

Attention is wonderful! 3 agreements

reached!

No one is using profanity in the live

stream. 3 agreements reached!

Not only is the Facebook page popular,

but we've gotten really good at Mafia

Wars. 4 agreements reached!

Redistricting Pam Roach to outer

Mongolia gains wide bipartisan

support. 2 agreements reached!

Brendan Williams shows up dressed

like Willam Wallace in Braveheart. A

good omen? 3 agreements reached.

Commenters convince Commission

cutting Klickitat County kinda kooky. 3

agreements reached!

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