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MOTTO THE BANNEK BELIEVINGi THOSE AT THE TOP WELL ABLE TO
TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES HASTAKEN ITS STAND IN THE BARRI-
CADES
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WITH THE COMMON PEOPLE4ND ITS FIGHT WILL BE MADE FORTHB BETTERMENT OF THOSE AT TH-
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FRIDAY MAY 5 1905
Rockefeller says it is now the Slan-
dered
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Oil Company
Ocala has a new publication It iscalled the Hustler
General Cronje with 600 loyalBoers will settle in Georgia
Kansas thinks she can groworanges Kansas has a good manythinks coming-
The south stands with uncoveredhead at the bier of General Fitzhugh-LeeI
c Summerfield has about one thou¬
sand acre in watermelons and threehundred acres in cantaloupes-
The pigs and grownup hogs andthe cowsand the calves are parading-the streets and laughing Jim Duffy-
to scorn4
Tom Watson sure aid blister-
Sthose congressmen who voted for that
Imaginary mileage We are gladthat no Florida congressman votedfor it
pL Senator U M Brown has held down
his contested seat in the legislaturec for onehalf of the term anyway
Perhaps Dr Baskin the contesteemay be given the seat along towardsthe windupJacksonville Metropois
Louis J Brumby is doing somey goodwork at Tallahassee He is one
of the brightest newspaper men inthe state and his report of the legis-
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in the various newspapers thathe so ably represents is exceedingly
T i interesting Tampa Tribune
Carnegies latest gift of 100000001 for a pension fund to worn out col ¬
lege professors has the appearance of
I a noble charity but Rev Len GBroughton of Atlanta is up in armsagin it Give some men the earthand the fullness thereof with a wirefence to inclose it and theywould kick about the size of the wireand the number of strands
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The election of James M Jacksonl Jr of Miami to the presidency of
the Florida Medical association wasan honor worthily bestowed as no
it man in the state stands higher in hisprofession than he The next annualmeeting of the association will be-
heldr in Gainesville Levy CountyTimes
Dr Jackson is a soninlaw of lionJames M Barco of this city
Argument in the Brown Riskin cae begunTuesday Hon Fred T ilyers spoke first forSenator Brown terwhich W K Zewadski ofOcala took the floor at great length for DrBakin While it is difficult to see how thesenate can legitimately unseat Brown it is use-less
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to deny that he has lost ground in the lastfew days Jacksonville Sun
Why not legitimately If heI has permanently removed from this
t district the constitution says the seatis vacant Why is it not legiti-mate
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to do what the constitutionprovides
Tom Watson is just a little bit fa-
cetious¬
He is starting what he callsad educational department in
t his popular magazine This isdone for the purpose of aidingyoung essayists and debaters in thepreparation of their papers and de¬
bates Students says Tom are re¬
quested not to ask help on this sub-ject viz Resolved That there ismore happiness in the pursuit thanin the possession Those whose
tc duty it is he says to maintain thepursuit will please consult W J Bthose who sustain the possessionare referred to Mr Roosevelt
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66Remember May NumberTom Watsons
She Rascals Magazine
A Blister From Tom WatsonI
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Remember the law provides that aJ
congressman shall br paid a salary of I
5000 per year and in order that the
compensation shall be equal among I
members the government pays their
traveling expenses Otherwise the
representative who comes from the
Pacific coast to the capital payinghis way would realize very much
less on his salary than a representa ¬
tivc from Maryland or Virginia-
The cost of travel was greater inthe olden days than now and thefree pass had not become one of thedevils favorite inventions Conse
quently the lawmakers declared
that the taxpayers should furnishtwenty cents per mile to meet theexpenses of the representative in go-
ing from his home to the post ofduty
Inasmuch as every member of con-
gress
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occasional cranks excepted-
now rides on free passes the mileage-
has become a considerable addition-
to the salary-A member who lives west of the
Mississippi will find his pay inereaseda sixth or a fifth according to the I
distance from the Atiantic seaboard I
while the delegate who comes fromi
Hawaii will pocket considerably more
than 2000 for the alleged cost of get¬
ting to WashingtonSo far good Everybody knows
that congressmen do not pay theirway and every body knows that mile-
age no longer has any honest founda i
tion but weve got used to the grab I
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and we let it go as inevitable witha weary sigh of hopeless disgust-
But th congress which recentlyadjourned broke all previous recordsand gave the country a new chapterin the record of brazen dishonor
Previous to the meeting of the reg¬
ular session there had been an extra I
session This held on till the regularsession began There was no interval I
between the two So far as time wasconcerned the one ran into the otherHence no member went home from
the extra session and came back tothe regular session
There was absolutely no recessat allnot a minute between the onesession and the other
Now bebold the evil influence of abad example-
The president got the idea thatwhile there was no actual recess I
there was a constructive recessI
The Mephistopheles who whispered-this baleful advice in the ear of MrRoosevelt was a better frienfl to the I
appointees who wee to benefit by it I
Gen Wood and Dr Crum for exIample than they were to the presi-
dent The members of congress werenot slow to reason the case to thiseffect-
If there has been such a recess asto give Gen Wood a promotion inthe army and to Dr Crum a fat of-
fice
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in the revenue service then ithas been a recess for all purposes-
If
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the president can fill officesupon a supposed recess we can fill
our pockets with mileage upon thesame supposition
The whole thing being imaginary-that theory which puts Wood higher-up on the payroll and which puts anegro in the custom house at Charles-ton
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win also imagine that we wenthome during the supposed recess andthat we have just returned from Ala¬
bama Georgia Wisconsin Califor-nia
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and the state of Washington Its-a poor rule that wont work bothways
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The law clothes the president withthe power to make recess appoint-ments
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which rids him of the neces ¬
sity of consulting the senate In thisinstance he created a recess in hismind when none existed in fact andthe result was good for Wood andCrum
The imaginary recess having beencreated by the president the mem¬
bers of the lower house took an im-
aginary¬
trip home during the imagi-nary
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recess and then proposed thatthey be paid their imaginary expen-ses
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not in imaginarynoney but in
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hard cash-
Therefore sixtyodd republicansfortyodd democrats and two unionlabor men voted to give themselves
190000 of the peoples money to payfor imaginary journeys made during-an imaginary recess-
It is doubtful if a more shamelessattempt to steal from the publictreasury has ever been attempted-
The senate killed the measure notbecause the senate itself is so pureand honestfor it isntbut because-it could safely rebuke the housewhich it despisesand pose as watch-dog of the treasury without loss toitself
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The people are entitled to know thenames of the rascals who tried tosteal 190000 of their money
Tennessee will not be shocked toknow that Slippery Jim Richard-son
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voted for the grabShe may be shockea to know that
Brownlowdid the same thingBrownlow the son of the famous parson
South Carolina may be astonished-to learn that on the roll of dishonorare the names of Aiken and Legare
Virginia will see that she has beenmisrepresented by the vote of Maynard
Louisiana will find three of hervotes on the shameful list Pujo andBroussard and Davey
The democracy of Missouri mayfeel indignant at the vote of Huntand Missiissppi at that of Hill-
s the list of names is printed else ¬
where it is not necessary to particu¬
larize further but I note one thingwith particular interest
The Masaehusetts congressman-who was selected by the enemies ofV R Hearst to attack him on the
floor of the house gave the country achance < o learn whd was the cleanerbetter man
Hearst did not vote fr the stealSullivan of Massachusetts did
The people of Georgia may wish toknow where Congressman Bartlett-was when the vote was being takenHis name is not recorded against thesteal Nor is that of Brantley orthat of Adamson
Where were theyThese three gentlemen are paid
15000 per year to stay in theirplaces and safeguard the rights of thepeople who elected them
Where were these three Georgianswhen this piece of rascality was be ¬
ing put through the house If theywere necessarily absent why did theynot arrange pairs and thus givetheir votes to defeat the robbers I
j Did they dodge-
If so why-
Alabama will want to know whereBankhead and Wiley were Texaswill ask explanations of StephensTennessee of Sims Kentucky of Hop-
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and Stanley
Every man who voted for the mile-age
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grab or who dodged the voteshould be marked for political punish ¬
ment by the constituency which hebetrayed-
An Unusual Proposition-If we were persuaded to undertake-
the great task of building a railwayfrom the mainland of Florida to theisland oi Key West we would askstate aid in the sum of at least fortythousand acres of land to the milebut the man who stands ready to finance this colossal pice of engineering-does not ask aid state to the amount-of a single penny in money nor anacre in land
Think of itBuilding a railway in Florida with ¬
out a grant of land or state aid in-
any shapeThe proposition is as unusual as the
enterprise is stupendousThere is but one Flagler
Andrew Carnegie in a letter congratulaling Mayor Dunne of Chica-go
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upon his election urges himnot-to stop until every public utility thatcan be made the subject of privatemonopoly has been placed under thecontrol and operation of the city
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i TOM WATSONS DEFENSE OF THE
SOUTH
Some fellows have been making afool of Mr Albert Bushnell Hart pro-
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of history in Harvard Univer¬
sity and stuffed hint with all sorts ofyarns which he prints in the NewYork Independent-
This teacher of history in Harvardbelie es there are some people in thesouth who do not know that the waris over who still vote for AndrewJackson for president and who re ¬
fuse to send their children to schoolbecause they are taught that theworld is round and a whole Iptofchestnuts such as these which wereold when Methuseah was a kid
The serious part of Mr AlbertBushnell Harts article is in believeing that the whole paople of thesouth are in sympathy with Tilmanfor killing Gonzales and he holds thiswhole section responsible for it
To this part of the article TomWatson in his May Magazine makesthe following reply
James Tillman of South Carolinashot down in the street a mortal
political foe who had beyond allquestion given him great provoca ¬
tion-I do not say that James Tillman
was justified in his actI merely saythat he had provocation great piovocation
He was acquitted but be was notsent to congress-
He left the court room a brokenchastened man and is now leading alife of sobriety industry and recti-tude
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Xou many years ago on a Sundaymorning a saloonkeeper and his sonin the city ot Boston Mass beatdo vu a drunken man who had broken-a window pane of said saloon beathim down in the streets and kickedhim to death after he was down
Apparently the mans sole offense-was that he had broken a pane otglass and refused to pay for It
The a oon was open in violation of
lawTheglass was broken by a man too
drunk to know what he was doingAnd the two men of Boston fell up ¬
on the helpless drunken wretch andkicked him to death in the streets
> Was Massachusetts and all thenorth condemned for that
What became of the homicides-One received a nominal punish¬
ment which was not a real punish ¬
ment and the other boasts that hewas never punished at all
Where was the boast made-In the house of representatives of
the United Statesfor Boston Massactually sent to congress a man whohad helped to kick another man todeath in the streets
His name John A Sullivan Ibeg pardonit is
The Honorable John A SullivanSouth Carolina is far behind xas
sachusetts she has not yet tentJames Tillman to congress j
Marion County Wakes a ProtestThe board of county commissioners-
for this county made a formal protestMonday in opposition to the actio-nf the legislature in directing that allof the funds for the hire of the con-
victs¬
shall be appropriated as pen ¬
sion money to destitutue and disabledConfederate soldiers and widows on
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the grounds that such action wouldbeex an post facto law in that it would I
be an impairment of a contract en ¬
tered into with the various counties-of the state and upon the good faith-
of which the counties have alreadymade up their annual budgets-
The board also made formal plans j
for submitting to the voters of thecounty the issue of bonds in the sumof 50000 for remodelling the COUrt
house The board altogether had amost interesting meeting-
Two Ocala BillsMr Sistrunks bill authorizing and
empowering the city of Ocala tomake assessments upon real estateand personal property within its cor ¬
porate limits and prescribing the du¬
ties and powers of the city council-in relation thereto and providing forthe enforcement of the collection oftaxes was read both the second andthird times and passed 46 to 0
Wartmans bill to authorize thecity of Ocala to combine certain of-
fices¬
tax collector and treasurer ofthe city of Ocala and granting tosaid city the right to fix the term ofoffice of its officers and defining thepower of the city council in relation-to the issuance of scrip and borrow-ing
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money was under waiver of therules read both the second and thirdtimes and passed
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MONEYMAKING AN ART
It is wonderfully strange how many-
of the worlds profoundest philos-
ophers
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thinkers writers and states ¬
men struggle along from day to daypursued by the demon of povertyandfinally shuffle off lifes coil little lessthan fugitives and paupers
Ancient and modern history paral-
lel
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the same truthsEnglands sweetest poets cleverest
actors and distinguished prose wri¬
ters led a dogs life dodging tailorsinnkeepers and bailiffs
Who can read for instance thelives of Goldsmith and Burns with ¬
out dropping a tear of pity over theirfinancial woes
And the lives of those two beauti-ful
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characters were no exception tothe rule of those who so gloriouslyenriched the literature of the Britishisles
Dr Samuel Johnson the dean ofEnglish letters was compelled forthe greater part of his life to live in-
a garret-In the United States unfortunately
the same story is largely trueThe struggle of Edgar Allen Poe
with poverty in its wildest form is acase in point and by no means anexceptional one
Vie ed from the practical and bus-
iness
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end of life the story of our greatmen of letters is one of pathos
Jefferson it will be remembered-had to depend upon a lottery scheme-to save his home from foreclosureMunroe had a hard struggle in keep-
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the gaunt wolf from the door anddied miserably poor Clay WebsterColquitt Hoar and many otherswho left brilliant reputations forstatesmanship found it impossible toep up the business end of life
Measured in dollars and cents thesemen left a legacy of unpaid bills butmeasured in blessings which belong-to the higher realms ot lifethey left atreasure house of riches more endur ¬
ing than gold or silverWith here and there an exception-
the men who hold the most conspic-uous
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places in the worlds historylived and died poor
Those who climb to the hegiht ofliterary and political fame in this ageor any age in this country or anycountry do not gather fame and for¬
tune from the same vines
rDAVID S WOODROW
Room 12 P O Block Ocala
REAL ESTATE LOAN-
SINVESTMENTS
PHOSPHATE LAND A SPECIALTY
Woodmar
Lake WeirFr-
om now on and each weekduring the summer months Iwill go to Woodmar everyThursday on the 3 oclockC L afternoon train and Y
can accommodate three ors
four over night at my housereturning on Friday at oneoclock-
If you want to see this beau ¬
tiful property let me know aday ahead at least If you goyou need not feel obliged to in¬
vest in a lot although it is myintention to sell them all
The lots will be sold oeasy terms
WOULD KICK
AND SCREAMB-
abys Awful Suffering from EczemaCould Not Hold Her Tore t
Face and Arms Almost to PiecesGrateful Mother Says
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CUTICURA REMEDIES-
SAVED HER LIFEp
When my little girl was six monthsold she had eczema We bad usedcold creams and all kinds of remedie-sbut nothing did her any good in factshe kept getting worse I used towrap her hands up and when I woulddress her I had to put heron the tablefor I could not hold her She woaldkick and scream and when she couldshe would tear her face and armsalmost to pieces I used four boxes ofCuticura Ointment two cakes of Cttticura Soap and gave her the CuticurResolvent and she was cured sad Isee no traces of the humour left I cantruthfully say that they have savedher life and I should advise any onesuffering as she did to give Cuticura-a fair trial Mrs G A Conrad Lis-bon
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FIVE YEARS LATER-Mrs Conrad Writes-
It is with pleasure that I can in-form you that the cure has been permanent It is ndw six years since shewas cured and there has been no re-turn of the disease since I have advised a lot of friends to use Cuticura-in all diseases of the skin
Instant relief and refreshing sleepfor skintortured babies and rest fortitired fretted mothers in warm bathwith Cuticura Soap and gentle anoint Iings with Cuticura Ointment thegreat Jj
skin cure This is the purest sweetes >
most speedy permanent and econom-ical
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treatment for torturing disfigur-ing
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itching burning scaly crusted Mand pimply skin and scalp humours j
Sold Uinushout the world Cuticura Rnolrrat SSein torn of Chocolate Coattvi Pills 25c per nil of 60L 1tOiitment SOc soap 23c Iotttr Druz Chem Corp
Buiton Sole Frop aa end lor Cuticura Skin Boot
Holding Up Our Hands AI
Bay St Louis April 29 1905 ffTo the Editor of the Ocala Banner
Kindly allow me the pleasure to >
address you-
I noticed in the Ocala Banner your
lay sermons which I read withpleasure by all means do not lay
them by >
The truth must be told and publish
lished if we are the followers of+Christ with the love of God in us we
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will not be afraid to shout the truthregardless of what the professedlypious may think
Christ said full well ye reject thecommandment of God that ye may
ilive a life of lust and worldly pleasure
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If we believe in God we know thatevery utterance Christ ever made
Jpossible of realization Peace good-
will0 <
toward men can come in any
other way except by being a followerof Christ in every sense of the word
Let the good work go onVery respectfully g
MRS AUGUSTA BUGBEE iWill Be the Earliest Shippers-
MrOC
Buchanan who has justre2turned from the Ocala section statesthat Easterling Brothers the exten-
sive melon planters of Martincattstand of one hundred acres of
loupes in full bloom and will irob
ably bd the earliest shippers in-
stateth
This firm expects to make the
first shipment May 20 Mr Buchanthinks they have calculated a littlerearly but believes they will be en
abled to ship by May 25 This vil
be several days in advance of p4vious records and if the melons are
< tshipped into the markets at tha 1J etime and are fully matured and riPsthey will bring good prices Gainer
ville Sun S
How Arguments are Answer RThe DeSoto County Advertiser ojj
fers this poser The Ocala Ban tis using columns of space to tell j
the wenderful goodness offD Rockefeller Is John D 001tto Florida and what kind of divC
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does he wantTallahassee OaoJ
The sheriff of St Johns coJ5brought over twentyfourFriday and turned them overjfj
recruiting officer Bridges and 1
immediately sent to the mines Ji
Walter Robinson Chubb CheneyjCo deny that E Qnnby is no
the saddle and that they haveunhorsed
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