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    River Cities’ Reader  • Vol. 22 No. 893 • October 15 - 28, 20152 Business • Politics • Arts • Culture • Now You Know • RiverCitiesReader.com

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    WORDS FROM THE EDITOR

    Educate Yourself on Four Need-to-KnowSubjects While They Still Matter

    by Kathleen McCarthy

    [email protected] COMMENTARY  By Jean Regenwether

    [email protected]

    It’s Just a Dog … but …

    How many times have you heard the

    phrase “It’s just a dog”? But timeis certainly changing our opinionsand treatment toward – and our lives with– our furry companions. “A dog is a familymember” is a good way to describe theevolution taking place.

    Focusing on “It’s just a dog” suggeststhat dogs are creatures with no ability tothink; they just follow humans around forfood and shelter. Consequently, dogs musthave no feelings. No joy, no anger, no love,no loss.

    We are lucky to live in a time in whichsuch viewpoints are changing, and hugekudos must be given to early dog trainersand animal behaviorists for realizing thatthe “dogs have no feelings” argument isclearly wrong.

    Over the past several decades, studieshave been conducted to determine howdogs think, learn, and feel, and theirresults have been amazing. In the 1980s, veterinarian and animal behaviorist Ian

    Dunbar worked extensively with puppiesunder the age of six months, and initiatedoff-leash training with great success. Hispioneering studies on the social livesand hierarchies of dogs are used today in Continued On Page 13

    training and behavior work.

    Karen Pryor was a marine-mammaltrainer who brought her operant skillsand positive, reward-based methods tothe dog-training world. Pryor introduceddog trainers to clicker-training in the early1990s, and showed how positive methodsof training are highly effective, and farmore enjoyable, for both dog and owner.

    These are just two individuals amongmany who advanced the understandingof dog behavior into the science of dogtraining.

    We have learned that dogs do think.(Sorry to disappoint those who thinkthey just love you for the food.) They caneven think analytically – dogs are verygood at solving problems – and can bequite independent in their thinking. Anyobservant person also knows they cancount; just take out three treats, give thedog two treats, and try to get away with it.

    Such knowledge has helped dogtraining evolve into a practice that

    employs more positive methods, withmethods that reward correct behaviornow more commonplace. The days ofphysical force, punishment, and other

    After 21 years of publishing, the

    depth and breadth of civic disen-

    gagement continues to befuddle

    me, confirming that people get the govern-

    ment they deserve. Everyone senses the

    undercurrent of serious trouble afoot in

    this country. But no amount of leaderships’

    disgraceful conduct, criminal enterprise,

    or wholesale injustice – all of which cause

    profound suffering for our families, friends,

    neighbors, co-workers, and community atlarge – rises to a level that produces mean-

    ingful activism. Why is that?

    Mostly it is because of denial, lack

    of imagination, laziness, inertia, and

    an absurd amount of self-absorption.

    Ignorance plays a part, but most people

    are intelligent enough to grasp problems.

    Instead, they choose to ignore such matters

    as a means to absolve themselves from

    responsibility head-in-the-sand style.

    Clearly, this is not the American way. Or at

    least it didn’t used to be.

    No matter how much civic impotence

    we claim, there is still plenty we can

    individually affect if we are willing

    to sacrifice a bit of convenience. Our

    ancestors, after all, sacrificed their lives.

    First, we must reaffirm that we are

    created with inherent rights that are ours

    whether government exists or not. The

    United States Constitution protects rights

    we already have by limiting government’s

    ability to interfere with those inherent

    rights. That is a core principle that must

    be internalized before we can correct our

    course as a nation.

    Each individual has enormous, albeitmostly unused, power in our form of

    bottom-up governance; a constitutional

    Republic under the rule of law, including,

    but not limited to, the power of the vote,

    the power of the purse, and the power of

    the jury. The Bill of Rights secures free

    speech and the press, worship, assembly,

    petitions for redress of grievances, due

    process, and the right to bear arms, to

    name a few. Read the Bill of Rights and you

    will find that it states very clearly, without

    ambiguity, “Congress shall make no law”

    that interferes with the above.

    Is anyone surprised when politicians and

    bureaucrats readily step in and usurp moreContinued On Page 13

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    What We Have Here Is aFailure to Negotiate

    by Rich Miller

    CapitolFax.comILLINOIS POLITICS

    Last year, gubernatorial candidate BruceRauner pledged to “crack down onwaste” in government in order to save

    taxpayers over $140 million. He also vowed tocut $500 million from the Illinois Departmentof Central Management Services and findanother $250 million in Medicaid savings.

    Very little of that has happened to date, as

    the governor himself inadvertently admittedduring a speech last week inthe southern Cook County

    suburbs.Instead of saving

    $500 million at CMS, forexample, Rauner touted just $15 million in savings,mainly from grounding

    the state’s fleet of airplanes– although that doesn’ttake into considerationthe cost of paying mileagereimbursements for all

    those folks who can nolonger fly.

    The governor identified a grand total of$107 million in what he said are savingshe’s found this year, but most came from

    cuts at the Department of Healthcare andFamily Services, and people I’ve talked toaren’t buying those numbers because somemajor state cost controls have been allowed

    to expire. He also failed to mention that he vetoed a bill that the Democrats say would’veresulted in $400 million in DHFS savings –

    far more than his own stated campaign goaland lots more than the $70 million he claims

    to have actually saved.Governor Rauner also bemoaned the lack

    of a budget and the myriad court orderswhich are forcing state spending at lastfiscal year’s levels. “I can’t control” the court

    orders, the governor said. That’s true, butthe governor could try negotiating with thestakeholders and the courts to come up withmore affordable orders. He’s not a complete victim.

    And, of course, he repeatedly complainedthat the Democratic General Assemblyhasn’t allowed votes on a single one of hisTurnaround Agenda items.

    He has a right to complain, but he’s not alegislator and needs to eventually realize thathe can’t pass bills on his own.

    Rauner also has to come to terms withthe fact that “giving” the Democrats some

    Republican votes on a tax-hike roll call inexchange for Democrats whacking unionsisn’t exactly a Democratic “win.” To quite a

    few Democrats, that’s a most definite lose-loseproposition.

    For crying out loud, man, what aboutan infrastructure projects plan? How aboutfinding anything that could help grease a victory instead of this unseemly whining

    about how the other side won’t cave?And the Democrats, for their part, have

    got to get it into their heads that they have aRepublican governor.

    “I’ve stated all year that I will work with thegovernor cooperatively and professionally, butwe will not devastate Illinois’ middle class andstruggling families by furthering an agenda

    aimed at driving down their wages andtheir standard of living,” said House Speaker

    Michael Madigan shortly

    after the governor’s speechlast week.

    Okay, well, firstof all, comparingGovernor Rauner toRod Blagojevich earlierthis year was definitely

    neither cooperative norprofessional on Madigan’spart, and his presssecretary claimed thegovernor was acting like “a

    scared second grader” when he skipped outof that south suburban speech without takingreporters’ questions.

    Apart from that, Madigan’s two pension-reform laws most definitely were designedto reduce the standard of living of retirees.And Governor Rauner was absolutely rightlast week to point out the various labor law

    exemptions that Madigan has passed forChicago. Even so, that doesn’t mean theDemocrats would ever accede to Rauner’sdemand that teachers and local governmentemployees should be stripped of their right to

    bargain over wages, benefits, overtime, andworking conditions. Ain’t gonna happen, man.

    Eventually, because the governor is soanti-union and won’t talk about a budgetuntil he gets some wins on that front, Speaker

    Madigan and the Democrats are going to haveto do something that unions don’t love or thisimpasse will never end.

    The problem for the Democrats is intensely

    political. Rauner’s horrible idea to spend

    the first four months of his administrationtouring the state demanding a so-called “rightto work” law united unions like never before.Some major trade unions actively backed

    cuts in pension benefits for public employees,believing it would free up money for otherstate spending (a position encouraged bySpeaker Madigan, by the way). Now, thanksto Rauner, they’re all one big happy family.

    The Democrats are so frozen in positionthat they can’t or won’t budge until things getso bad that they will have no other choice but

    to ding the unions at least a little bit, whichmay be the ultimate plan here.

    It’s just a mess everywhere you look.

    Rich Miller also publishes Capitol Fax (a daily political newsletter) and CapitolFax.com.

    How about findinganything that could

    help grease a victory

    instead of this unseemly

    whining about how the

    other side won’t cave? 

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    in 1933.

    The SAA Design Group of Madison,

    Wisconsin – now part of Ayres Associates – was

    the prime consultant for this beautiful park,

    including the playground and fountain.

    The striking geometric patterning in

    Schwiebert Park’s fountain and playground

    the fountain. The most striking visual element of

    this area, though, is the beautiful elliptical shapes

    in the fountain’s floor that cover an area nearly

    100 feet in length. To me, they suggest planetary

    orbits; to someone else, they might suggest

    something very different in this imaginative

    environment.

    The creative qualities and open-ended

    play encouraged by the fountain area are

    characteristic of a “playscape,” an area that

    breaks away from specific play equipment.

    Playscapes were inspired in large part by

    sculptor and landscape visionary Isamu Noguchi

    (1904-1988), who began working on playscapes

    Playgrounds can be

    innovative, bold

    environments with

    intriguing sculptural forms:

    their colors bright and excit-ing; their designs active –

    imprinted with the rhythms

    of jumping, climbing,

    running, and hanging. They

    can capture our imagination

    as fully as abstract works of

    fine art.

    The fountain and

    playground area in

    Schwiebert Riverfront Park

    and the Davenport Skateparkin its entirety are among the

    most compelling and visually

    exciting environments

    created for play in the Quad

    Cities. There are other

    wonderful places in the

    Quad Cities for children

    to play, learn, and

    socialize, such as the

    Family Museum in

    Bettendorf and theLearning Center in

    Davenport. (Happily,

    the Mother Goose

    entrance to the latter

    is restored.) But they

    are inside or fenced

    in – not necessarily

    “in plain sight.”

    The groups

    of playground

    equipment at

    Schwiebert

    Riverfront Park,

    on the Mississippi

    riverfront between 17th and 20th streets in

    downtown Rock Island, are like islands on a sea

    of blue padded tiles – crazy geometric shapes

    with Dr. Seuss-like chutes and ladders on metal

    stilts. Each has multiple entries and unique

    nooks and crannies waiting to be explored.

    Integrated into the playground are digital

    electronic games without instructions.

    Near this playground is a fountain areaalso designed for play. Children run through

    or from water sprays that bubble up from the

    ground, starting and stopping unexpectedly. Or

    through a row of water arcs lining one side of

    Art in Plain Sight: Schwiebert Riverfront Park and the Davenport Skatepark

    Article and photos by Bruce Walters

    [email protected]

    Vol. 22 · No. 893 Oct. 15 - 28, 2015

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    Brooks Strause Plays the Devil’s Advocate in Song; October 23 at Rozz-Tox

    A Restless Spirit

    “It was not really a comfortable situ-

    ation,” said Brooks Strause. “It was

    okay. It worked well, and it was

    worth it artistically.”

    Such dull words suggest a mundane

    departure for a musician – an experimental

    song, the dipping of a toe into a new

    stylistic stream. But Strause – the prolific

    34-year-old singer/songwriter from

    Muscatine now based in Iowa City – is not

    nearly so timid.

    He was, in fact, talking about having

    a bucket of actual lamb’s blood dumped

    on him for a photo shoot for his second

    album. Differences in animal aside, Strause

     volunteered to be Carrie White – and it

    was his idea.

    In that photo, Strause is foregrounded

    and exhaling smoke, with a couple

    clutching each other in the background.

    The concept, he said, “represented love

    in a way I haven’t seen it represented that

    much,” which made it a good match for theStrause-ian love songs that made up his

    album Dead Animals (whose first releasewas housed, it should be said, in actual

    animal fur).

    In case you’re curious, Strause said

    “there wasn’t really time” for second

    thoughts at the shoot: “This photograph

    has to get done. Let’s do it.” And “it was

    kind of surprising – the texture. I definitely

    got some in my mouth very quickly. It

    wasn’t really as gross as I thought it wasgoing to be.”

    So he’s human after all – although that’s

    not necessarily apparent from the flood

    of work he’s been producing. His seventh

    album, the richly rewarding The ChymicalWedding of Brooks Strause, was releasedthis month, and he’ll be performing

    October 23 at Rozz-Tox. Dead Animals wasreissued earlier this year by the Maximum

    Ames label, and 2014 saw two new full-

    lengths, Acid Casual 

     andRenaissance Beast 

    .

    Oh, but there’s more. He has a rock/folk

    opera, an album of electronic music, and

    a solo-acoustic record in various stages of

    completion, and he’s written all the songs

    for his next rock-and-roll outing with his

    band The Gory Details – with whom he’ll

    share the stage at Rozz-Tox.

    Strause offered a simple reason for this

    burst of creativity: time. He works home-

    health-care overnight shifts that give him

    plenty of time to sleep, leaving his days

    free for music. And “I had been solidlyin relationships for 10 years. I’ve spent a

    lot of the last three years single, which is

    artistically fruitful, and spiritually. That

     just helps me focus on my own work and

    myself as a human being.”But there’s clearly also a restless spirit

    at work, somebody eager to bust through

    constraints and connect wildly disparate

    influences. Each album might have its own

    coherence and clear reference points, but

    Strause said his careening body of work has

    a shape – in a hugely ambitious way.

    He gave the example of his in-the-works

    electronic album mining ’80s and ’90s

    sounds. “Being able to introduce that ...

    gives more context to the things on my

    previous records that were influenced by

    ’20s ragtime,” he explained. “I feel like

    musically I just want to bridge all these

    things. I want to find something that hasn’t

    been done in the whole context of modern

    music history. ...

    “I realized that I have been exploring

    classic styles – world styles – and the

    further I push out, the more it makes sense.

    It’s a bigger picture, which makes it a little

    clearer as I branch out ... .”

    Last year’s Renaissance Beast , he said,was “the record where I really took control

    of pushing out of those boundaries and

    deciding that the further I could go, the

    more all-encompassing I can be stylistically

    ... . If you create a context, then you can do

    anything you want. Creating a precedent

    for any sound to be present.”

    Ceding ControlThe irony of the new album, however,

    is that Strause gave up the reins. Priorto now, Strause had produced five of hisrecords and co-produced the other.

    But on Chymical Wedding , Quad Citiesproducer and musician Pat Stolley is

    responsible for all thearrangements andtextures.

    “I initially wroteit envisioning a’50s-influencedrecord – somewherebetween doo-wop andearly rock-and-roll –and that’s how I wasplanning on producingit,” Strause said. “AndI sat on it for a whileand just became lessexcited about puttingthe time into producingit myself after havinga little bit of distancefrom it and decided togive it to Pat Stolley toproduce.

    “He said that as long

    as I gave him ful l control production-wise,he would record it. I’ve been a big fan ofhis music for a really long time – since Iwas 16, I’ve been obsessed with his music– so it seemed like the right time to giveup control ... which is something I haven’tdone.”

    It helped that both men were familiarwith the centuries-old manifesto ChymicalWedding of Christian Rosenkreutz , atouchstone work for people interested in

    alchemy and an inspiration for the recordand (obviously) its title. The link is clear inthe first words of “The Creeping Heart”:“Water and the air and the earth make atree. / Magic and the mind and the firemake me.”

    “Lyrically,” Strause said, “it’s a break-uprecord, but also the break-up I was goingthrough at the time tied into mysticalstudies, and getting into spiritual alchemy.I was just noticing overlap in these

    different concepts, how I was trying to getthrough this relationship stuff while I wasalso learning how to transform as a humanbeing spiritually. Juxtapositions and tyingthose things together became kind of thegoal in writing that album.”

    Handing it off, Strause said, was anacknowledgment of how “involved” hisoriginal idea would have been to execute.“I was realizing that if I wanted momentsto sound like The Platters, I was going tohave to get a big string section together.

    I just started realizing how it was a lot ofstuff I hadn’t done before, and I knew itwas going to be a really big challenge. ...The biggest production job [on one of hisalbums] took 10 years to finish the record,

    and I didn’t want that to happen. ...“The idea of working with Pat seemed ...

    equally exciting and less work.”Initially, he said, he tried to describe to

    Stolley his aims for Chymical Wedding . But“once he started talking to me about whathis ideas were, I realized that it was goingto be beyond what I had thought it wasgoing to be. I wasn’t even going to be ableto predict what each song was going tosound like, so I just let go.”

    Stolley wrote in an e-mail: “I saw it asa chance to have some real fun and twistBrooks’ material around. I basically justlistened to each song and imagined what Iwanted to hear. If I couldn’t do the part, I’dget someone to play.”

    Strause said of the process: “InitiallyI just gave him demos that I recorded inmy bedroom ... and he listened to themfor a while and started having me cometo the Quad Cities for four-hour chunks

    of time. And I would just record guitar, vocals – usually at the same time – to aclick track or a drum machine, and thenI would go. And then the next time that Iwould come, he’d give me a mix with all ofthe things that he’d added. He brought inother musicians while I wasn’t there andmade the record like he would make hisown records. ...

    “The chords, the structure of thesongs is all me. All of the layers, all of the

    fleshed-out sound, that’s pretty much Pat.”There were surprises, Strause said.

    “When I had written the songs, I reallydidn’t hear any electronic sounds in them”– the synthesizers and drum machines thatStolley added. “It wouldn’t have occurredto me to put those sounds in those songs....

    “That’s why the collaboration happened,and why it worked. I was willing to give upthat control. ... I knew it was going to be

    something ... that I wouldn’t have made onmy own.”

    Yet Strause added that even thoughhe and Stolley never discussed hisoverarching vision for his catalog, theyended up of like minds: “When I firstheard the mixes that Pat had done andheard what he was doing with the record,there was overlap with the record I wasworking on at the time.”

    Much of Chymical Wedding  is alluring

    and easily accessible, with Stolley’sarrangements and Strause’s warm voicedrawing listeners in. Opener “GoodWorld” could have come from the 1960s,with a synchronized rhythm in thedrums, guitars, and chorus vocals. “Bridge

    COVER STORY 

    Photo by Laura Heath

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    by Jeff Ignatius

     [email protected]

    Over Nothing” and “Hearts” have someswinging country influence, while “Really”is straight-ahead pop rock.

    But “The Creeping Heart” announcesthe arrival of the bluntly foreign, withStrause singing over a throbbing, subduedlow end and click-heavy percussion, withminimal echoing of the vocal melodyin ghostly keyboards. A break near theend augments the core instrumentationwith guitar, and each element serves with

    purpose.“Time Slayer” has an undeniable groove,

    but it’s also coarse and kid-like, giving theimpression of a demented circus tune.

    “Undead Ends” is a love song ofsalvation until its final line, and Stolleyforeshadows the closing turn withdowncast reverb guitar and quavering keysthat give it an unsteady solemnity fromthe outset. The album might be as muchStolley’s as Strause’s, but the producer

    has clearly and thoughtfully digested thematerial before putting his stamp on it.

    The result is an often bright treatmentof darkness. Iowa City’s Little Village magazine summarized the album well:“The tension between what is wishedfor and what exists drives these songs.Strause’s voice – a reedy baritone thatwavers subtly, accented at times by apurring of vocal fry – is the perfect vehicleto express an uncertain vacillation between

    belief and disillusionment.”

    Mining the UncomfortableJust as Strause is trying to push

    himself in his work, he’s also trying to beconfrontational with listeners. And it’s not just the lamb blood and real fur.

    “With my songs,” he said, “I don’t doa lot of storytelling usually. I’m kind ofdescribing aspects of life, or trying todraw pictures and perspectives that I have,

    or can have. Just to widen other people’sperspectives. Just to start a conversation,to make people think about things.”

    And that’s especially true of his folk/rock opera The Lamentable Tragedy ofButch Strange, whose narrative threadsounds true to the last word of the title.

    “It’s about a serial killer named ButchStrange who loves to murder women,”Strause said. “He goes out into the night,he’s singing about how that’s what he lives

    for. ... Then this bug starts speaking to himin an alley and offers him three gifts, andit’s about the change that he goes throughwhile receiving those three gifts.”

    If that sounds a bit silly, Strause has aserious purpose. “I’m attracted to a lot

    of dark concepts, because I think they’reunder-explored. I think people let feardictate their actions – at least frequently.If you explore something, it quells thatfear to some extent. So I guess I use a lotof those dark concepts to inoculate myselfagainst them.” And he sometimes useshorror and fantasy to dig around in thoseareas.

    More specifically, he said, ButchStrange is intended to question whether

    people seen as monsters can rescue theirhumanity – even a little bit. “If you thinkabout the shooting that just happened [inOregon], and the shootings that have beenhappening – a very modern issue – it’ssomething that’s hard to approach withcompassion [for the shooter] a lot of thetime, which is very compelling to me. ... Iwanted to explore that and see if I coulddepict the most horrifying, despicablecharacter that I could think of and see if I

    could give him any kind of redemption. ...“It’s hard to say if I did. ...“When I’ve seen various people like

    that on the news, I think: What wouldmake somebody do that? There have beenseveral times that I’ve thought: Whatcircumstances could have happened inmy life where I would have turned into amonster like this? Are there things thatcould have happened to me that wouldhave brought me to that place? Usually,

    I can think of something where it’s like,‘Maybe. Maybe that would have doneit.’ That was really interesting for meto explore. I don’t think there are a lotof people who would admit that – thatthose people tend to be a creation of theircircumstances. ...

    “Philosophically, I like the devil’s-advocate mentality. I want to talk aboutthings people are not comfortable talkingabout. ... Those are things ... I strive towrite about, because so many songs are just about the same things over and overagain. You can write a nice love song, butthere are thousands of nice love songs. [If]you write some kind of weird, nasty lovesong, maybe you’re hitting on somethingoriginal.”

    Brooks Strause & the Gory Details will perform on Friday, October 23, at Rozz-Tox(2108 Third Avenue, Rock Island; RozzTox.com). Bedroom Shrine and US-MODE

    open, and admission to the 9 p.m. all-agesshow is $10.

    For more information on Brooks Strause,visit BrooksStrause.Bandcamp.com.

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    a fiercely impassioned, moving figurewho avows that her speeches and beliefsare truly hers, and who also Google-searches sexy celebrities and barelypasses her physics tests and giggles atthe Minions just like any other teen.For audiences close to Malala’s age, themovie’s ideal demographic, that’s bound

    to be enough.It’s enough for some of the rest of us,too, because while I would’ve preferred

    more exploration and insight, I can’t say

    I didn’t wholly enjoy getting to know

    Malala Yousafzai even in this worshipful

    light. The film itself is beautifully

    assembled, with lovely hand-animated

    sequences providing exposition and

    history, and visual and aural examples of

    Taliban cruelty providing the crushing

    “why” behind Malala’s human-rights

    efforts. Yet it’s the scenes of her out of

    warrior-orator mode – goofing with

    her brothers, laughing with Jon Stewart,

    teaching her dad how to tweet – that

    are Guggenheim’s most endearing

    and transfixing; your jaw all but drops

    knowing that such poise, selflessness,

    and purity of spirit are emanating

    from someone not yet 20. He Named

     Me Malala is the rare work that truly

    deserves the adjective “inspirational,”

    even if it does make you feel awful forhow you may be wasting your own life …

    like, by spending two hours of it at Pan.

    For reviews of The Martian, The Walk,Sicario, the Putnam Museum’s TinyGiants 3D , and other current releases,visit RiverCitiesReader.com.

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    Movie Re views by Mike Schulz • [email protected]

    PAN 

    Not long into director Joe Wright’sorigin fable Pan, the 12-year-old Peter(Levi Miller), newly captured by piratesdescending from bungee cords, surveysthe World War II fighter planes strikinghis kidnappers’ airborne pirate ship andshouts, “Oh, come on!” Roughly an hour

    later, in the midst of another aerial attack,Captain Hook (Garrett Hedlund) – aheroic American boasting Indiana Jones’wardrobe and two functional hands –gazes at the melee involving enormousCGI birds of prey and shouts, “Oh, comeon!” What does it say about a movie wheneven its leads can’t believe in the on-screennonsense?

    Originally, I had another eight-letterword in place of “nonsense” (it starts with

    “b” and ends in “t”), but I’m refrainingfrom using it in the spirit of familyentertainment. A spirit, I should add, thatWright and screenwriter Jason Fuchs don’tappear to give two hoots about in Pan – agarish, charmless, obnoxious adventureso stupefyingly bad that it might easilyinspire cries of “Oh, come on!” amongchildren of all ages. Given Hollywood’sobsession with superheroes and rebootingand superhero rebooting, it’s no shock that

    J.M. Barrie’s boy who could fly has beengiven his very own origin story, completewith parental abandonment in the preludeand the promise/threat of sequels at theend. But it was still flabbergasting to see just how thoroughly Wright and companymucked this thing up. The openingscenes in Peter’s orphanage – with apiggy Mother Superior waddling aroundand grubby youths looking ready to sing“Consider Yourself ” at a moment’s notice

    – filled mewith dread. Bythe time Peterwas whiskedto a Neverlandwork campstraight out of Mad Max: Fury

    Road , with theslaveholdermasses(honest toGod) crooning a mash-up of “Smells LikeTeen Spirit” and “Blitzkrieg Bop,” I wasbemoaning dread’s absence, because thetruth of what was happening was far, farworse.

    A pirate ship hovers in outer space,where everyone can miraculously stillbreathe, and where a chicken lays an egg just so the object can float toward us in3D. (I’m guessing the format is also theonly reason a mid-film mano a manotakes place on a trampoline.) Islandnatives, when shot, burst into puffs ofcolored smoke. Peter and Hook wanderthrough jungles of plastic flora suggestingfive figures spent at Pier 1 Imports. HughJackman, as the grotesque and scurrilousBlackbeard, enters the picture mid-song,as though he were again hosting the

    Tonys. Hedlund, aiming for Harrison Fordand not even achieving Josh Holloway,speaks in a strangely flat sing-songindicating that the native Minnesotan hadlearned his lines phonetically. Tinkerbelland her fellow fairies are cast as laserbeams. Rooney Mara, perhaps the whitestwoman on Earth, is cast as Tiger Lily,and manages to lead throngs of fellowtribespeople despite a vacant stare reading“recently lobotomized,” or perhaps “finger

    stuck in lightsocket.” Minuteby minutehere, you can’tbelieve what astaggering messa reported $150million can

    buy, especiallyconsidering itevidently can’tbuy a coherent

    story, or a cohesive tone, or halfway-decent green-screen effects, or even onemildly engaging character. A pan isn’tpunishment enough for Pan. This cynical,ridiculous assault deserves to walk theplank.

    HE NAMED ME MALALAIt’s both intriguing and tell ing thatDavis Guggenheim’s documentary onPakistani female-education activistMalala Yousafzai – shot in the head bythe Taliban at age 15, a 2014 Nobel PeacePrize recipient at 17 – is titled He Named Me Malala, and not I Am Malala, thetitle of the autobiography that inspiredthe film. The name change would seemto suggest that Guggenheim was taking a

    close look at Malala’s relationship with herfather Ziauddin Yousafzai, and whether, assome critics have maintained, this lifelongeducator forced his daughter into anactivist role, and consequently endangeredher life, merely to promote his ownagenda. Well, the film won’t provide muchinsight into that, nor does it dive terriblydeeply into how Malala’s phenomenalinternational fame has personally affectedher. What it will do is deliver a primer on

    Ar-r-r-r-r You Kidding Me?

    Levi Miller and Hugh Jackman in Pan

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    What’s Happenin’Theatre Machinal Augustana College

    Friday, October 16, through Sunday, October 25

    Last month, playwright Sophie Treadwell’sexpressionistic drama Machinal – a work inspiredby a real-life 1927 murder – celebrated the 87th

    anniversary of its Broadway debut. But when Augustana

    College stages this little-known classic October 16

    through 25, it won’t exactly be the same show New Yorkaudiences saw in 1928. For one thing, it won’t feature

    Clark Gable in his Broadway debut. For another, I’m

    reasonably sure the original didn’t incorporate the

    talents of a beatboxer.

    Treadwell’s intense, thoughtful play tells of a young

    stenographer who finds herself being driven slowly mad

    by the suffocating forces surrounding her: the daily

    pressures of a dehumanizing work grind; a dismissive

    harridan of a mother; marriage to a man (her boss, no

    less) she loathes. By the time she gives birth to a child

    she has no feeling for, all seems hopeless for the youngwoman – until she meets a charismatic young man at a

    speakeasy and falls into a passionate affair.

    I probably don’t need to mention that things don’t go

    at all well from there, and you’ll certainly have an idea of

     just how badly they go if you’re familiar with Machinal ’s

    inspiration: Long Island housewife Ruth Snyder, a photo

    of whose execution via electric chair was notoriously

    published in the New York Daily News.

    But while author Treadwell’s tale is grim, theatrical

    productions of her achievement have more frequently

    been called exhilarating, with the New York Postdeeming it “thrilling” and “a vivid, bracing portrait of

    a woman pushed to the edge.” Treadwell’s characters

    are rich and complex, as can likely be attested by

    Augustana’s cast: Christine Broughton as our tormented

    heroine, Debo Balogun and Keenan Odenkirk as the

    woman’s respective lover and husband, an ensemble

    boasting Sarah Baker, Andrew Gilson, Thomas Hand,

    Emily Johnson, Emily Mason, Joshua Price, and Jenna

    Stitt. And the show’s stream-of-consciousness style andexpressionistic bent al low for intense imagination and

    stage magic. (Not for nothing, I presume, did Machinal ’s

    2014 Broadway revival earn Tony nominations for

    scenic, costume, lighting, and sound design.)

    Which brings us to Augie’s beatboxer Caleb Ivey,

    who will, according to director Jennifer Popple, “bring

    the sounds of this ‘world’ to life in each performance.”

    Treadwell’s expressionism also means that the

    inhumanity of Machinal ’s cityscape can be explored

    through performances unconfined by realism. “I

    have never used choreography in a non-musical,” saysPopple, “but we have had a movement coach who has

    helped with the mechanized movements of the actors

    when they are inside the ‘machine.’

    “Between that and the live sound production by our

    student beatboxer, it has been my most challenging play

    to date,” which is saying something given that Popple’s

    2015 credits alone include the QC Theatre Workshop’s

    hearing-loss drama Tribes and Augustana’s hippie-

    generation take on Shakespeare’s As You Like It . “But the

    work is exciting and raw, and it will be amazing to see it

    all come together.” Machinal will be performed in the Bergendoff

    Hall of Fine Arts’ Potter Theatre on Fridays and

    Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. and Sundays at 1:30 p.m., and

    more information and tickets are available by calling

    (309)794-7306 or visiting Augustana.edu/theatre.

    MusicCraig FinnRozz-Tox

    Monday, October 26, 8 p.m.

    Urge OverkillRock Island Brewing Company

    Thursday, October 29, 8 p.m.

    Within the next couple ofweeks, Dayrotter.com founder

    Sean Moeller will, through his“Moeller Mondays Presents” label,be treating music lovers to concertsby two equally gifted and acclaimedalternative-rock acts: Brooklyn-based singer/songwriter Craig Finn,who will play Rozz-Tox on Monday,October 26, and Chicago’s UrgeOverkill, which will perform at the

    Rock Island Brewing Company on ...Thursday, October 29.

    Hey, if Moeller wants a Thursday tobe a Monday, let it be a Monday.

    Familiar to many as the frontmanfor the indie rockers The Hold Steady,Finn is especially noted for his lyricalstorytelling technique, with hisoutput described by Uncut Magazineas “narratives driven less by thewordy exposition of yore than acute

    observation, devastating detail, byturns exclamatory, epigrammatic, andgrainily authentic.” A former member

    of the Brokerdealer and LifterFinn has more recently embark solo projects, bringing his indierock stylings and poetic sensibito 2012’s solo debut Clear Hear Eyes and this past January’s Faithe Future.

    Meanwhile, Urge Overkill isperhaps best known for coverinNeil Diamond’s “Girl, You’ll BeWoman Soon” for Pulp Fiction,either the band’s credit or detriI can no longer hear that smoohaunting melody without pictuUma Thurman OD-ing. Foundin the mid-1980s,Urge Overkillgone on to release six studio ala live album, and a 1993 compi

    CD, and their power-pop hook and powerhouse vocals have w 

    1) “The Valiant”2) “Quiet Person”3) “Jackson”4) “Rented Room”5) “When No One’s Watchin6) “End of Story”

      t   h  o   w    m   u  c   h   w  o   u  l   d  y  o   u   p   a  y  t  o   h  e   a  r   C  r   a  i   g   F  i   n   n   a   n   d    U  r   g  e    O  v  e  r   k  i  l  l  c  o  l  l   a   b  o  r   a  t  e   R  e   n  t  e   d   R  o  o    m     W   h  e   n    N  o    O   n  e  ’  s     W   a  t  c   h  i   n   g   –   E   n   d  o  f  S  t  o  r  y  ”  ?

    Debo Balogun and Christine Broughton

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    MUSICThursday, October 15 – Dylan Sires

    & Neighbors. Concert with the Iowa-

    based rock ensemble, featuring opening

    sets by Waking Robots and Chrash.

     The Redstone Room (129 Main Street,

    Davenport). 7:30 p.m. $8.50-9. For tickets

    and information, call (563)326-1333 or

    visit RiverMusicExperience.org.

    Friday, October 16 – Smoke n’ Guns.

    Nashville-based country-rock duo Alecia

    Arnall and Lindsay Bowman in concert.

    Rascals Live (1414 15th Street, Moline). 8p.m. For information, call (309)797-9457 or

    visit RascalsLive.com.

    Friday, October 16 – American

    Heroes: Songs & Stories. Tales of

    little-known Quad Cities heroes in

    a co-presentation by local historian

    Roald Tweet and folk singer/songwriter

    Chris Dunn. Butterworth Center (1105

    Eighth Street, Moline). 7 p.m. Free. For

    information, call (309)743-2701 or visit

    ButterworthCenter.com.Friday, October 16 – Bucktown

    Revue.A celebration of Mississippi

    River Valley culture through music,

    storytelling, poetry, and humor, with

    emcee Scott Tunnicliff and special guests.

    Nighswander Theatre (2822 Eastern

    Avenue, Davenport). 7 p.m. $12 at the

    door. For information, call (563)940-0508

    or visit BucktownRevue.com.

    Saturday, October 17 – MirandaLambert. Grammy-winning countrymusician in concert, with opening setsby RaeLynn & Clare Dunn and CourtneyCole. i wireless Center (1201 River

    What ElseIs Happenin’

    by Mike Schulz

    [email protected]

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    MusicThe Thirteen Chamber ChoirSt. Ambrose University

    Saturday, October 24, 7:30 p.m.

    According to History.com, 10 percentof the U.S. population has a fear of thenumber 13. More than 80 percent of U.S.

    high-rise buildings don’t have a 13th floor.

    Financial losses in excess of $800 million

    are reported due to Americans’ collectiveparaskevidekatriaphobia – the fear of Friday

    the 13th that prevents many people from

    marrying, traveling, or even working on that

    particular, occasional day of the month.

    As someone who was born on June 13

    (the year being none of your business),

    I’ve always found this particular phobia

    rather silly. And I’m guessing that attitude

    also prevails for the latest St. Ambrose

    University guests in the Galvin Fine Arts

    Center’s Visiting Artist Series, consideringthey’re the supremely gifted vocalists

    of a nationally touring ensemble whose

    moniker is the Thirteen Chamber Choir.

    No tristaidekaphobes in that  group! (Those

    are people with a fear of the number 13 as

    opposed to a fear of Friday the 13th. This

    is quite the four-dollar-word article so far,

    isn’t it?)

    Founded by acclaimed conductor

    Matthew Robertson in 2012, this

    professional choir based in the New YorkCity area specializes in masterpieces of the

    Renaissance and Baroque eras, with a focus

    on the early and middle Tudor periods.

    Performing regularly throughout the

    United States, the Thirteen Chamber Choir

    also enjoys

    occasionalresidencies at

    colleges and

    universities

    nationwide, and

    has released a

    trio of albums

    in which its baker’s-dozen talents bring

    thrilling new life to infrequently recorded

    works by the likes of Benjamin Britten, G.P.

    da Palestrina, and Thomas Tallis.

    During St. Ambrose’s October 24event, the ensemble will perform from its

    repertoire titled “Innovation & Brilliance:

    Sound-Sculptures from the Franco-Flemish

    School.” Boasting compositions from

    masters of the period including Josquin

    des Prez, Orlande de Lassus, and Antoine

    Brumel, the concert will not only fill the

    Galvin Fine Arts Center with harmonically

    complex yet gloriously supple arrangements,

    but will underline why the American Record

    Guide has lauded the group for its “tight andattractive vocal blend and excellent choral

    discipline.”

    So be sure to check out the Thirteen

    Chamber Choir at St. Ambrose. You’ll no

    doubt be knocked out by the performers’

    exquisite solos and harmonies. You may

    even feel inspired to purchase one of the

    group’s three albums. And now that I’ve just

    typed three 13-word sentences in a row, I’m

    gonna spend the rest of the day grasping my

    shamrock key chain and avoiding cracks in

    the sidewalk – you know, just in case.

    For more information on, and tickets to,

    the Thirteen Chamber Choir’s October 24

    performance, call (563)333-6251 or visit

    SAU.edu/galvin.

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    Given the accolades and throngs offans both Craig Finn and Urge Overillhave amassed, Sean Moeller certainlyknows his talent. But how well do youknow his talent? Try matching theabove songs with the album in whichthey’re found.

    For more information onCraig Finn’s October 26 Rozz-Toxengagement, visit RozzTox.com, and

     for more on Urge Overkill’s October

    29 concert with openers the GoddamnGallows, visit RIBCO.com.

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    Drive, Moline). 7:30 p.m. $39.75-59.75.

    For tickets, call (800)745-3000 or visitiwirelessCenter.com.Saturday, October 17 – Celtic Woman.

    All-female Irish ensemble in its 10th

    Anniversary World Tour. Adler Theatre (136

    East Third Street, Davenport). 7:30 p.m. $32-

    102. For tickets, call (800)745-3000 or visit

    AdlerTheatre.com.

    Saturday, October 17 – Mondo

    Generator. Rock, punk, and metal musicians

    in concert, with opening sets by Peter

    Pan Speedrock and Killshakes. Rock Island

    Brewing Company (1815 Second Avenue,Rock Island). 9 p.m. $12-15. For information,

    call (309)793-1999 or visit RIBCO.com.

    Sunday, October 18 – Cindy Scott and

    Brian Seeger. New Orleans jazz vocalist

    Scott and guitarist Seeger lead a 3 p.m. jazz

    workshop and perform

    a 6 p.m. concert in

    the Third Sunday Jazz

    Matinée & Workshop

    Series. The Redstone

    Room (129 Main Street,Davenport). $10-15. For

    tickets and information,

    call (309)373-0790 or visit

    RiverMusicExperience.org

    or Polyrhythms.Ning.com.

    Thursday, October

    22, and Friday, October

    23 – George Jones: The

    Grand Tour . A musical

     journey through country star Jones’ life

    with musician Larry Tobias. Circa ’21 Dinner

    Playhouse (1828 Third Avenue, Rock Island).

     Thursday: 6 p.m. buffet, 7:15 p.m. show,

    $50.16. Friday: noon plated lunch, 1 p.m.

    show, $44.41. For tickets and information,

    call (309)786-7733 extension 2 or visit

    Circa21.com.

    Thursday, October 22 – Margo Price &

    the Price Tags. Concert with the Nashville-

    based country artist and her ensemble. Rozz-

     Tox (2108 Third Avenue, Rock Island). 8 p.m.

    $7-12. For information, call (309)200-0978 or

    visit RozzTox.com.Friday, October 23 – Hairball. Concert

    tribute to Van Halen, KISS, Mötley Crüe,

    Queen, Journey, Prince, and Aerosmith.

    Quad-Cities Waterfront Convention Center

    (2021 State Street, Bettendorf). 7:30 p.m.

    $30. For information, call (800)843-4753 or

    visit QCWCC.com.

    Friday, October 23 – Great Sounds

    Promotions 20th-Anniversary

    Celebration.Nationally touring guitarist

    Nick Colionne and saxophonist Richard Elliotin concert. The Redstone Room (129 Main

    Street, Davenport). 8 p.m. $45.50-52.50. For

    tickets and information, call (563)326-1333

    or visit RiverMusicExperience.org.

    Friday, October 23 – Midnight. Thrash-

    metal musicians in concert, with openingsets by Luciferian Reign and Angelust. Rock

    Island Brewing Company (1815 Second

    Avenue, Rock Island). 9 p.m. $12-15. For

    information, call (309)793-1999 or visit

    RIBCO.com.

    Saturday, October 24 – Lee Brice.

    Chart-topping country musician in concert,

    with an opening set by Nick Monroe. Adler

     Theatre (136 East Third Street, Davenport). 8

    p.m. $39.50-47.50. For tickets, call (800)745-

    3000 or visit AdlerTheatre.com.

    Saturday, October 24 – Portland CelloProject. Concert with the string musicians

    playing from their pop repertoire, in a

    Quad City Arts Visiting Artists presentation.

    First Presbyterian Church of Davenport

    (1702 Iowa Street, Davenport). 7:30 p.m.

    $10-15. For tickets

    and information, call

    (309)793-1213 or

    (563)326-1691, or visit

    QuadCityArts.com. For

    a 2013 interview withthe ensemble Artistic

    Director Doug Jenkins,

    visit RCReader.com/y/

    cello.

    Saturday, October

    24 – Mountain

    Sprout. Bluegrass

    musicians in concert,

    with opening sets by

    Birdcloud and Blaine Cartwright. Rock Island

    Brewing Company (1815 Second Avenue,

    Rock Island). 9 p.m. $12-15. For information,

    call (309)793-1999 or visit RIBCO.com.

    Sunday, October 25 – The Ballroom

    Thieves. Folk-rock musicians in concert, with

    an opening set by PM Buys. The Redstone

    Room (129 Main Street, Davenport).

    7:30 p.m. $11.50-14. For tickets and

    information, call (563)326-1333 or visit

    RiverMusicExperience.org.

    Wednesday, October 28 – Fruit Bats.

    Chicago-based folk rockers in an all-ages

    concert. Rozz-Tox (2108 Third Avenue, RockIsland). 8 p.m. $10. For information, call

    (309)200-0978 or visit RozzTox.com.

    THEATRESaturday, October 17, through Sunday,

    October 25 – Hansel & Gretel . Student-

    performed adaptation of the classic fairytale,

    written by Vera Morris and directed by Aaron

    Randolph III. Davenport Junior Theatre (2822

    Eastern Avenue, Davenport). Saturday 1

    and 4 p.m., Sunday 2 p.m. $6-8 at the door.For information, call (563)326-7862 or visit

    DavenportJuniorTheatre.org.

    Saturday, October 17 – Beauty Inside &

    Out . Theatrical ensemble piece examining

    different facets of beauty, written and

    directed by Rock Island native Curtis B.Lewis Jr. Davenport RiverCenter (136 East

     Third Street, Davenport). 7:30 p.m. $15.

    For information, call (417)771-0444 or visit

    JourneyLiveProduction.com.

    Monday, October 26 – Miep Giles: A

    Beacon of Hope. Judy Winnick performs her

    one-woman show about the woman who

    helped hide Anne Frank from the Nazis, in

    a presentation sponsored by the Jewish

    Federation of the Quad Cities. Moline Public

    Library (3210 41st Street, Moline). 6 p.m.

    Free. For information, call (309)524-2470 orvisit MolineLibrary.com.

    KIDS’ STUFFFriday, October 16 – Disney Live!

    Three Classic Fairy Tales. Stage adventure

    featuring more than 25 Disney characters,

    including Snow White, Cinderella, and Belle

    from Beauty & the Beast . i wireless Center

    (1201 River Drive, Moline). 4 and 7 p.m.

    $16-61. For tickets, call (800)745-3000 or visit

    iwirelessCenter.com.Sunday, October 18 – Pete’s Awesome

    Party. QC United and anti-bullying mascot

    Pete the Purple Bull host this day of

    entertainment, hip-hop dance by RusHour’s

    Juan Valtierra and Curtis Bell, art activities,

    cookie decorating, demonstrations,

    inflatable games, and more. Quad-Cities

    Waterfront Convention Center (2021 State

    Street, Bettendorf ). 1 p.m. For information,

    visit QCUnited.org.

    Sunday, October 25 – Tween Stars Live!

    Interactive family entertainment featuring

     TV stars Calum Worthy, Trinitee Stokes,

    Spencer Boldman, Karan Brar, Paris Berelc,

    and Noah Munck. Adler Theatre (136 East

     Third Street, Davenport). Noon. $18-59.95.

    For tickets, call (800)745-3000 or visit

    AdlerTheatre.com.

    EXHIBITSSaturday, October 17, through

    Sunday, January 17 – Wendy Red Star .

    Exhibit of multimedia works that exploreNative American identity and the distance

    between romantic images of the Native

    American and their world today. Figge

    Art Museum (225 West Second Street,

    Davenport). Tuesday through Saturday

    10 a.m.-5 p.m., Thursday 10 a.m.-9 p.m.,

    Sunday noon-5 p.m. Free with $4-7 museum

    admission. For information, call (563)326-

    7804 or visit FiggeArtMuseum.org.

    Saturday, October 17, through

    Sunday, February 7 – Wit & Whimsy:The Photographs of Kenneth Josephson.

    Exhibition of works from the author’s

    early explorations of the potential of

    photographic images. Figge Art Museum

    (225 West Second Street, Davenport).

     Tuesday through Saturday 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Thursday 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sunday noon-5

    p.m. Free with $4-7 museum admission.

    For information, call (563)326-7804 or visit

    FiggeArtMuseum.org.

    Wednesday, October 28, throughFriday, December 18 – Sonnenzimmer:Objects of Practice and Sonnenzimmer:The Impossibility of Language ofConstruction. Twinned exhibitions of fineart, printmaking, graphic design, sound

    art, and publishing by Nick Butcher and

    Nadine Nakanishi. Objects of Practice at St.Ambrose University’s Morrissey Gallery,

    and The Impossibility of Language ofConstruction at the Catich Gallery (Galvin

    Fine Arts Center, 2101 Gaines Street,

    Davenport). Monday through Saturday9 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. For information, call

    (563)333-6444 or visit SAU.edu.

    EVENTSFriday, October 16, and Saturday,

    October 17 – Bottom’s Up Quad CityBurlesque: Horror Icons. Halloween-

    themed evening with the area burlesque

    artists and comedians. Circa ’21 Speakeasy

    (1818 Third Avenue, Rock Island). 8 p.m. $18-

    20. For tickets and information, call (309)786-

    7733 extension 2 or visit Circa21.com.

    Saturday, October 17 – Christian

    Care’s Walk the Walk. Sixth-annual walk

    to “de-feet” domestic violence featuring

    guest speakers, door prizes, a raffle, light

    refreshments and a walk around the

    Augustana pond. Meet at the gazebo

    in front of Augustana College’s Thomas

     Tredway Library (3435 Ninth Avenue,

    Rock Island). 9 a.m. $10 registration. For

    information, call (309)786-5734 or visit

    ChristianCareQC.org.

    Tuesday, October 20 – Sunset

    Celebration. Celebration of the Nahant

    Marsh Education Center’s 15th anniversary

    featuring tours, food and beverages, door

    prizes, children’s activities, storytelling with

    Kenny Salwey, and live music by KendraSwanson and Ellis Kell. Nahant Marsh (4220

    Wapello Avenue, Davenport). 5 p.m. $5-10,

    ages 14 and under free. For information, call

    (563)336-3374 or visit NahantMarsh.org. For

    a recent cover story on Nahant Mash, visit

    RCReader.com/y/nahant.

    Saturday, October 24 – Quad Cities

    Tweed Bike Ride. Third-annual leisurely

    bicycle ride along the waterfront, with

    tea and scones at Credit Island Park, a

    “Twick or Tweed” party in the Village ofEast Davenport, and more. Freight House

    (421 West River Drive, Davenport). 10 a.m.

    registration, noon departure. Free. For

    information, visit QCTweedRide.com.

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    in the educative process. The Playground

    Association of American was founded in 1906,

    electing Theodore Roosevelt as honorarypresident. With his support, the number of

    municipalities with playgrounds in America

    grew from 90 in 1907 to more than 500 in 1910.

    The Davenport Skatepark opened in 2006,

    and Schwiebert Riverfront Park followed

    in 2010, and they represent the continuing

    evolution of playgrounds and parks.

    New technologies and materials, as well

    as evolving concepts about the purpose of

    playgrounds, ensure that exciting changes are

    still ahead. A new trend is to create multi-

    generational playgrounds. For example,

    the Humana Foundation and KaBOOM

    have partnered to build more than 50 such

    playgrounds in cities across America in the

    past few years; the closest to us are in Cedar

    Rapids, Des Moines, and Chicago. Mike Vietti,

    a KaBOOM spokesperson, put it this way in

    numerous articles: “Instead of adults just sitting

    on benches while their kids play, they can also

    be active and keep an eye on the kids.”

    As Paige Johnson wrote at Play-Scapes.

    com: “This is an incredibly interesting timefor playground design. The surge of interest

    in public spaces and design for children,

    urban interventions, and a maker culture are

    intersecting with the availability of new materials

    and advanced technology to create an explosion

    of interesting play ideas and themes.”

    Bruce Walters is a professor of art at Western

    Illinois University.

    This is part of an occasional series on the historyof public art in the Quad Cities. If there’s a piece

    of public art that you’d like to learn more about,

    e-mail the location and a brief description to BD-

    [email protected].

    Art in Plain Sight: Schwiebert RiverfrontPark and the Davenport Skatepark

    Article and photos by Bruce Walters

    [email protected]

    is matched by the Davenport Skatepark at

    700 West River Drive. SkateboardPark.com

    described the 33,000-square-foot park as “agood-sized beast with super-smooth transitions.”

    The Web site proceeded to list a handful of

    skating features including “shallow bowls,” “a

    small spine,” “street obstacles,” and “hubbas.”

    To a non-skateboarder such as me, it is

    better described as a breathtaking environment

    of concrete rivers flowing through concrete

    canyons. The ramps and arcs are graceful – like

    an ocean’s wave that a surfer could ride, but the

    bright stripes and checkerboard patterns are

    the visual language of a speedway. Both give the

    park a sense of excitement.

    The project manager for the Skatepark

    was Brad Siedlecki, owner of Pillar Design

    Studios (based in Arizona and Chicago). His

    co-designer, Colby Carter, is lead designer

    for California Skateparks. A professional

    skateboarder for 10 years, Carter has designed

    and developed more than 250 skateparks and

    events worldwide.

    The park’s most distinguishing feature is

    the shelter, concession-stand, and restroom

    structure designed by Rock Island architectPerry Gere. Its dynamic geometric concrete

    forms are angled to spectacular effect –

    reflecting the visual daring of the park as a

    whole. Architecturally, the building suggests

    a mid-century modern style (Googie more

    specifically), yet it feels contemporary.

    American playgrounds date from the late

    19th Century, when suffragettes and other social

    reformers attempted to improve the conditions

    of the poor living in slums created by the

    industrial revolution. They can also be tracedto German psychologists and educators such as

    Friedrich Fröbel (who originated kindergarten

    in Germany in 1837); they saw playgrounds as

    fundamental for child development and essential

    ART

    WORDS FROM THE EDITOR

    Educate Yourself on Four Need-to-KnowSubjects While They Still Matter

    by Kathleen McCarthy

    [email protected]

    GUEST COMMENTARY  By Jean [email protected]

    It’s Just a Dog … but …harsh techniques of this sort are fadingaway, and positive, pleasing, reward-basedmethods build a bond between you andyour dog.

    The study of animal behavior has growninto an extensive field. Dogs can haveissues such as anxiety, fear, aggression,et cetera, and the behavior-modificationtechniques that have emerged from thesestudies have, in many case, saved dogs’lives.

    Dogs are also individual beings,

    whether they’re Golden Retrievers,

    Border Collies, or Teacup Poodles. Eachdog is different and each dog within its

    breed will be different, exhibiting its own

    separate personality, likes, and dislikes.

    Plus, every breed has genetic tendencies.

    For example, the Golden Retriever is

    bred to retrieve; the Border Collie to

    herd. But while genetics offers a base, not

    every Border Collie will herd, and we all

    know that many of our Golden Retriever

    friends love the sofa. (Retrieve what?)

    So that misguided statement “It’s

     just a dog” simply does not fit these

    magnificent animals. Dogs think, love,

    cry, mourn, play – all the fascinating

    emotions we see our dogs display every

    day. They are loyal and interesting

    friends that bring so much to our lives.

    We humans should consider ourselves

    lucky that so many thousands of years

    ago, dogs decided we were okay to hang

    with.

     Jean Regenwether has worked withanimals in shelters and rescuessince 1970, specializes in basic andintermediate dog training, and offershome-based training. She can be reachedat [email protected].

    and more governance with cumbersome

    and deliberately vague legalese, especially

    when the people are abdicating their

    responsibility and not doing their part, on

    such a massive scale, by not utilizing their

    individual power? Leadership is giddy to

    do so, in partnership with the largest global

    corporations that control the infrastructureneeds of mankind. But don’t kid yourself.

    The largest corporation on the planet is

    the United States of America Inc., with

    countless sub-corporations in the form

    of agency departments in all 50 states

    contributing to this global behemoth. The

    actual head-count comprising leadership

    in the government sector is one and the

    same with those running the private sector.

    The crossover, commonly referred to as the

    revolving door, is widespread and entirelytoxic to economies, and also poses a dire

    threat to republics under the rule of law –

    such as America.

    If you truly want to engage, then beginby educating yourself in one of these fourareas:

    1) How to ef fectively protect our vote. Explore BlackBoxVoting.org tounderstand the vulnerabilities prevalentin computerized voting.

    2) Learn how money and debt reallyworks, including mortgages, becausedebt is public enemy number one. Isuggest beginning with Murray N.Rothbard’s The Mystery of Banking , a

    modern expansion of The Theory of Money & Credit by Ludwig Von Mises,because both of these economists give theinstability of credit and debt the weight itrichly deserves.

    3) Understand the real purpose and

    strength of the grand and petit jury

    in our legal system. (Fully InformedJury Association, at FIJA.org, is a good

    starting point.) Both have been severely

    undermined, rendering courts into small

    fiefdoms of control that abuse people with

    the least resources to defend themselves.

    There are many excellent books and

    articles on America’s corrupted court

    system and abuse of power worth exploring

    (among them Justice: An ImpossibleDream), written by knowledgeable authors

    who demonstrate rare courage in exposingever-increasing injustice.

    4) Research alternative, trustworthymedia sources for accurate, relevantinformation beyond the largelypropagandized mainstream media thatmany of us parrot in an effort to feignbeing informed. It doesn’t matter whatyour political affiliation is, DemoCRITor RepubliCON – the talking points arenearly identical, with the only difference

    being who gets the blame. Alternativenews organizations will cite their sources,allowing you, the reader, to verifyinformation presented. Your process fordetermining merit: “Mistrust and verify.”

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    two, get as far apart as you can.”) You couldask him – and reveal that you’ve been going all

    Secret Squirrel on social media. But you could

    also ask yourself, simply by applying context.

    Look at the photo as one piece of information

    in the whole of your experiences with him: Is he

    increasingly sweet and attentive? Increasingly

    eager to see you? Are you starting to meet his

    friends? Chances are, you already have the

    information you need to figure out whether

    your relationship is going places – without

    trying to conduct it at a speed that suggests yourancestry is part French, part Italian, and part

    cheetah.

    As Duck Would Have ItMy boyfriend just said, “Your lips

    get bigger and smaller. What’s going on?” I

    admitted that I’ve been getting them injected.

    He hinted that I should stop, saying, “You’re

    too hot. You don’t need it.” Do I really need to

    kick the habit?

    – Smoochy 

    If your boyfriend wanted to kiss something

    inflated, he’d make out with his tires.

    There’s a reason you feel compelled to join

    the reality-star-led parade of women duck-bill-

    ing it up as opposed to going in for a nostril

    enlargement. Men evolved to prefer women

    with plump lips. As for why, it turns out that the

    features men across cultures find beautiful are

    those that give them the best shot of passing on

    their genes. Biopsychologist Victor S. Johnston,who studies the biological basis of human facial

    attractiveness, finds that full lips on a woman

    (along with small jaws and a small chin) are

    associated with low androgens (male hormones)

    and elevated levels of the female hormone

    estrogen – a combination that translates to

    higher fertility. In other words, big pillowy lips

    are basically a message from nature’s ad agency:

    “Wanna have descendants? Pick me – not some

    thin-lipped Lizzie.”

    However, there are full lips and lips full ofstuff some plastic surgeon injected in them, and

    any plastic surgery that can be spotted as such is

    usually a turnoff to men. (You might as well get a

    tattoo that says, “Hi, I’m insecure!”) So tempting

    as it is to keep up with the Kardashians, you’ll

    be more attractive to your boyfriend if you don’t

    seem to need to. Best of all, to accomplish this,

    all you have to do is avoid spending hundreds

    of dollars to look like you just got out of a heavy

    make-out session with the vacuum cleaner.

    Got A Problem? Ask Amy Alkon.171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405

    or e-mail [email protected] (AdviceGoddess.com)©2015, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved.

    Ask the

    AdviceGoddessBY AMY ALKON

    Photo-Bomb ScareI’m a 29-year-old woman, and I’ve been

    dating a guy for two months. I was scrolling

    (okay, stalking him) on Instagram and saw a

    pic of him with this pretty girl with her arm

    draped around his neck. Does monogamy just

    happen, or should I initiate the “commitment

    talk”?

    – Nervous

    Welcome to the place relationship dreams

    go to die, also known as social media. One

    moment, you see your relationship heading

    toward the town of OnlyYouville, and the next,

    it’s looking more like a 10 Commandments 

    production still of the Israelites crossing the

    Red Sea.

    Understand why men commit: because they

    come to love a particular woman more than

    they love their freedom – not because they’ve

    decided it would be a bore to have sex with the

    Pilates-teaching twins. Getting to “only you”

    happens after a guy starts to feel attached to you,which comes out of a combination of sexual

    attraction, emotional compatibility, and the

    sense that you have a package of qualities that

    he’s unlikely to get from anyone else. Feeling

    this way takes time – time spent together, and

    sometimes, a little time spent comparison

    shopping. Trying to rush the process is like

    planting a pea in the morning, yelling “Grow!

    Grow! Grow! ” and expecting to be climbing a

    beanstalk by noon.

    Also, even for a guy who’s starting to careabout you, hearing “We need to have the

    commitment talk” can be like hearing the

    starting gun at the Olympics. There are couples

    who get serious without ever having this icky

    conversation. It just happens organically. But to

    avoid misunderstandings, right from the start,

    you should be indicating your interest in getting

    into a relationship. No, not with strategically

    strewn Brides magazines or messages magic-

    markered across your breasts: “ Marry me!!! ”

    You simply drop remarks about what you want

    and then ask questions to draw out what a guy’s

    up for. This allows you to get out fast if your

    goals aren’t a match – as opposed to getting

    to the four-month mark, holding him down

    and screaming in his face: “So what’s it gonna

    be, buddy? You looking to start a family, or a

    harem?!”

    As for the woman in this photo, she could be

    someone to your man – or someone standing

    near him when his friend was taking his picture.

    (People shooting photos rarely say, “Okay, you

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    will literally boost your intelligence. That’s why

    I’m inviting you to explore the kingdom of

    childhood, where you can encounter stimuli

    that will freshen and sweeten your adulthood.

    Your upcoming schedule could include

     jumping in mud puddles, attending parties

    with imaginary friends, having uncivilized fun

    with wild toys, and drinking boisterously from

    fountains of youth.

    VIRGO (August 23-September

    22): While still a young man, Virgo

    author Leo Tolstoy wrote, “I have not

    met one man who is morally as good as I am.”

    He lived by a strict creed. “Eat moderately”

    was one of his “rules of life,” along with “Walkfor an hour every day.” Others were equally

    stern: “Go to bed no later than 10 o’clock,”

    “Only do one thing at a time,” and “Disallow

    flights of imagination unless necessary.” He did

    provide himself with wiggle room, however.

    One guideline allowed him to sleep two hours

    during the day. Another specified that he could

     visit a brothel twice a month. I’d love for you to

    be inspired by Tolstoy’s approach, Virgo. Now is

    a favorable time to revisit your own rules of life.

    As you refine and recommit yourself to these

    fundamental disciplines, be sure to give yourselfenough slack.

    LIBRA (September 23-October

    22): Many astronomers believe

    that our universe began with the Big Bang.

    An inconceivably condensed speck of matter

    exploded, eventually expanding into thousands

    of billions of stars. It must have been a noisy

    event, right? Actually, no. Astronomers estimate

    that the roar of the primal eruption was just 120

    decibels – less than the volume of a live rock

    concert. I suspect that you are also on the vergeof your own personal Big Bang, Libra. It, too,

    will be relatively quiet for the amount of energy

    it unleashes.

    SCORPIO (October 23-November

    21): For now, you are excused from

    further work on the impossible tasks

    that have been grinding you down. You may

    take a break from the unsolvable riddles and

    cease your exhaustive efforts. And if you would

    also like to distance yourself from the farcical

     jokes the universe has been playing, go rightahead. To help enforce this transition, I hereby

    authorize you to enjoy a time of feasting and

    frolicking, which will serve as an antidote to

    your baffling trials. And I hereby declare that

    you have been as successful at weathering

    these trials as you could possibly be, even if the

    concrete proof of that is not yet entirely visible.

    SAGITTARIUS (November

    22-December 21): One afternoon

    in September, I was hiking along

    a familiar path in the woods. As I passed my

    favorite grandmother oak, I spied a thick, six-

    foot-long snake loitering on the trail in front of

    me. In hundreds of previous visits, I had never

    before seen a creature bigger than a mouse.

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    FREE WILL ASTROLOGY by Rob BrezsnyARIES (March 21-April 19): Here’s

    actor Bill Murray’s advice about

    relationships: “If you have someone

    that you think is The One, don’t just

    say, ‘Okay, let’s pick a date. Let’s get married.’

    Take that person and travel around the world.

    Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to go to

    places that are hard to go to and hard to get

    out of. And if, when you come back, you’re

    still in love with that person, get married at the

    airport.” In the coming weeks, Aries, I suggest

    you make comparable moves to test and deepen

    your own closest alliances. See what it’s like to

    get more seriously and deliriously intimate.

    TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Somefirefighters use a wetter kind of water

    than the rest of us. It contains a small

    amount of biodegradable foam that makes it

    ten times more effective in dousing blazes. With

    this as your cue, I suggest you work on making

    your emotions “wetter” than usual. By that I

    mean the following: When your feelings arise,

    give them your reverent attention. Marvel at

    how mysterious they are. Be grateful for how

    much life force they endow you with. Whether

    they are relatively “negative” or “positive,”

    regard them as interesting revelations thatprovide useful information and potential

    opportunities for growth.

    GEMINI (May 21-June 20):  Jonathan

    Strange & Mr. Norrell  is a BBC TV

    miniseries set in the early 19th

    Century. It’s the fictional story of a lone wizard,

    Mr. Norrell, who seeks to revive the art of occult

    magic so as to accomplish practical works,

    like helping the English navy in its war against

    the French navy. Norrell is pleased to find an

    apprentice, Jonathan Strange, and draws up acourse of study for him. Norrell tells Strange

    that the practice of magic is daunting, “but the

    study is a continual delight.” If you’re interested

    in taking on a similar challenge, Gemini, it’s

    available.

    CANCER (June 21-July 22): We

    humans have put buttons on clothing

    for seven millennia. But for a long

    time these small knobs and disks were purely

    ornamental – meant to add beauty but not

    serve any other function. That changed in the13th Century, when our ancestors finally got

    around to inventing buttonholes. Buttons could

    then serve an additional purpose, providing a

    convenient way to fasten garments. I foresee the

    possibility of a comparable evolution in your

    personal life, Cancerian. You have an opening

    to dream up further uses for elements that have

    previously been one-dimensional. Brainstorm

    about how you might expand the value of

    familiar things.

    LEO (July 23-August 22): You would

    be wise to rediscover and revive your

    primal innocence. If you can figure out

    how to shed a few shreds of your sophistication

    and a few slivers of your excess dignity, you

    The serpent’s tail was hidden in the brush, but

    its head looked more like a harmless gopher

    snake’s than a dangerous rattler’s. I took the

    opportunity to