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ROCK HEAVEN

(Dimensions aparta love storythe love for a little blue planet)

This film is dedicated to the single Chinese man, who wore a white shirtand stood unarmed in front of a row of tanks during the Tien An Men

ordeal. Bless you wherever and whoever you are. Now I ask you, did thatman stand for something?

A WORLD OF TELEPATHY? OR JUST AN INTRICATE WEB OFLIES??

Death is not the end and only very few of us know this with ahundred percent certainty and certainly not you or me, only those withimmaculate theories since they are part of the very small fraction ofearthlings that know that the world is in motion and therefore ruled byemotion. It is not just one soul that came back from the dead it is just thatJesus was our first rock star...pushing aside the rock which gave him hisfame in only three days.

The entrance scene: star goes to school, typical teen movie with allkinds of interaction between different fractions of high school kids ofwhich the star wearing a Led Zeppelin t-shirt. The heros class has anouting to the planetarium and all those in Joshuas class (our hero) arenoticed by camera and seen back and forth in bus and in corridors thespectator will get the feeling through this effect, and the tone of the music(possibly Led Zeppelins Stairway to heaven), that they all will imminentlyperish somehow.

On the way back the school, bus crashes down the side of amountain rendering the metallic sarcophagi into pieces with a furious

explosion.Suddenly there are clouds and strong winds as well as a little

supernova powered vortex shot from which the school bus exits roughlyand intact somehow. Teachers, driver (Otto) and kids exit bus, theresnothing around no sky, no clouds, nothing everything is on a blackbackground as far and wide as one can see all there is, is a very ordinaryhouse which is lit and has its doors wide open. After the initiative of oneof the two teachers the whole class carefully one by one exit the bus and

enter the humble abode, most are looking around and having small talkand joking about Pete Townsend (sporting T-shirt saying: I am not Arthur

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Dent) who stood at the door and let them in saying only this: through thisdoor of perception only one shall perceive...Go to the bathroom on thesecond floor. After looking around for awhile everyone follows teachersto the lavatories in front of which either side of the door Jimi Hendrix and

Frank Zappa are seated in comfortable lazy chairs. Jimi asks the maleteacher in mock serious tone pointing at Frank:- Do you know who this man is?- No.- Enter the shower booth please. Star Trek lights beam teacher

away- Female Teacher: where did he go?- Zappa: Heaven, you want to go?- Teacher: well eventually!- Go on then.- Tall Jock: Hey whats going on? Where are we?- Jimi: This is another dimension a sort of psychedelic gate

between worlds where you find out everything. Your Teachersknow enough and you guys know too little at least most of you:what day of the week were you born?

- Jock: I dont know.- Jimi: See what I mean, step up ~beam again~- Zappa: hey you that girl with the blue shirt on, how many pairs of

socks do you own?- Kathryn (name optional): What? ~beam~- In this way beam after beam zap the students away in the

shower booth, until our hero Josh interrupts:- Youre Jimi Hendrix and youre Frank Zappa and this is BS man,

ST. Peter out there is BS too.- Jimi: Who?- Zappa: The Who, he got ya; I think we finally found our man.

Whats youre name son?- Josh: Josh, why?

- Jimi: Huh, you got a sister?- Frank: Alright josh, let me tell you how it is: earth is in dire

danger of being destroyed god had relayed to us, not by anyoneelse than ourselves this proves to us that we are indeed on amass suicide trajectory and no one seems to be too concernedabout it. This is why the almighty force/power has asked us tofind the one person that could potentially save us all in alldimensions weather dead or alive. We have been busy forseveral decades already. Our first future subject was Bill Clinton.

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- Jimi: Boy is he ever a politician he could take care of everythingand nothing at once he conned us all including himself. That iswhy he is now one of us.

- Clinton: through an inter phone hi josh, wish I could be there

but Im currently giving interviews in Australia.- Zappa: so we needed to find some kind of saviour throughout

the ages (as you will find out time is an irrelevant measure inthis dimension which has us directly under God apparently. Sothe next logical step was to visit and spend lots of time withJesus in the guise of John and Judas.

- Jimi interjecting: yeah, yeah...lay it on me brotherturns outJudas was black.

- Zappa: We quickly realized that Jesus was a sadomasochisticloon, a kind one, a misrepresented loon, but a loonynonetheless. So we travelled further back and forth in time andpicked up some help from interesting subjects throughout theages.

- Albert Einstein (walking up from the master bedroom): We shallhelp you since like yourself we are all part of the problem, Godis great but his irony is even greater, It seems we need to allhelp ourselves but in so doing since man drives, He has becomea lazy TV watching fast food addicted slob and this goes for oneor two women too. It seems that no one cares that our home,

the blue planet and ironically with our respective spatialdiscoveries still the only one we really know in this vastuniverse, is being hurled towards oblivion.

- Stephen Hawking (showing up from another bedroom): Oh god,oh god, oh god had I only believed in you.

- Zappa: Steve why dont you have a sense of humour?- Hawking: Well quintessentially I do.- Josh: So what do I have to do?- Hawking: Well it would be perfect if you became Irish for they

invented everything including paper clips and God, withoutknowing he would be real. Upon which god decided to introducereligious wars in the northern region. However the Irish knowgod now and know themselves to be lucky to still be alive andthis constitutes the luck of the Irish.

- Zappa: Listen Stephen were not going to rearrange things anymore, you know what the Lord said.

- Hawking: You utter black hole Im only telling...or joshing if youlike.

- Zappa: Well that was how the Irish invented belief, remember.- Josh: What the hell is going on here?

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- Zappa: Well faith has it that you are the reincarnation of two veryinfluential individuals in history that share your present soul Poncio Pilatus (the man that ordered the death of Jesus) andLao Tzu (a Chinese philosopher) but that these two forces inside

you make you tackle certain issues that bring conflict in you.You are a Gemini are you not?- Josh: Yeah, what does that have to do with anything?- Zappa: The two reincarnated forces within you shall battle until

one of the two takes over, being joined by the other in you. Thisoccurrence will ultimately define you. In fact, in this dimension.Youre a real good guy the best in fact since you wrote all thecriteria for saving our insignificant little rock, our rolling stone.God commanded us to find you, and also because you aresupposedly destined to be the only man to escape ill fatedfailure. So without the aid of god, who is in a favourite dimensionof his own where he vacations most of the time, we are givingyou the chance to put your ideas forth by giving you the powerof telepathy which will allow you to pretend to be God or somekind of angel in the ears and sometimes eyes of others. Theproblem with this is that you will be able to send and mildlyreceive thoughts but you only have a short time before youbecome crazy from it.

- Einstein Interrupting: But remember that although we joke,

Jehovah, God, Allah is an energy field present without presencewhich is aeons and aeons old so goes my theory anyway butthat is not always relative or directly there, in any case it persistsin helping very rarely this is why you have friends in high places- us. Our souls are ready to assist you but you are the only onein our known universe who knows how your plans for a betterworld or peaceful processes for that matter can be rolled out, atleast that is what god has told us and in our experience asaforementioned he has a twisted sense of irony to which none of

us can really adjust.- Jimi: I sure hope we got the right looser this time. Im fed up with

being stuck in this random time vortex worm hole.- Josh: Who are you calling a looser when you died in your vomit?- Jimi: Ooh, hes starting already!- Zappa: Wait, dont get aggravated at least not yet remember

when we got our thirty second subject; Mona from the Garden ofEden, a fleeting character she was.

- Josh: A third person in the Garden of Eden?

- Zappa: Well yes shes not well recorded in bibles because shewalked off with a pear which in actuality is the reason why the

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snake got mad and showed the forbidden fruit to Eve which inturn disturbed the balance and access to the garden and hencedivinity in all other dimensions but Monas and Gods

- Jimi: We thought she was an innocent girl but that turned out to

be very far from reality.- Zappa: Well, in any case God says she is smart and that we

should just leave her alone from now on. Which brings us backto you, Josh, you are our forty second subject and according tothe Lord Almighty our last chance to save mankind from evidentself-destruction with which the human race is headed furiously.

- Josh: Yes well so be it however no one, especially politiciansseem to care. Any leeway is disregarded, the United Nations isa bureaucratic joke, the Kyoto protocol is disrespected and itdoesnt stop there you know the rest.

- Zappa: hihihi Heyeees. We have our man. You Josh my friendare one of the few people on this planet that actually worriesabout these things in their totality and therefore you have beenchosen by God himself to fulfil our goals. We assume it was oneof his delegates since the force itself has never given anyconclusive sign of presence besides nature and this alternativedimension which according to quantum physicists is part ofnature as well and therefore the universe.

- Josh: All right, all right, hold up, I can remember the crash Im a

little confused here, are we all dead or alive? What on earth isthis place? Some of you are still supposed to be living, I dontget it.

- Einstein: On earth is exactly right. It turns out that all knowntheories about the universe and our galaxy are as correct asthey are false. That everything is on a course of expansion aswell as it is collapsing; it is therefore all relative to the observer.God is unlike we thought not a constant force but more like ahap hazardous force which doesnt intervene unless one of its

races like the human race is on a straight trajectory to selfdestruction. In the library of God which we were allowed tobrowse for some quick two years all that is written abouthumans is this little comics book (branding comics book) whichclearly indicates that we are a very silly race headed forinevitable oblivion, that is unless we intervene.

- Josh: That still doesnt explain to me what this place is, wheremy classmates have gone and why there are live andsupposedly dead scientists and rock stars walking around here.

- Einstein: Well like my name indicates we are all part of one rock.Although things are infinitely more complicated than that all you

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need to know for now is that God turns out to appreciateindividuals who like to push the envelope of humanunderstanding. Those who seek a realm of comprehension ofthis vast chaos which is the universe weather it be creatively or

scientifically, alive or beyond we are the people chosen by thealmighty, to somehow save planet earth.- Josh: So what the hell are we doing here?- Fred Allan Wolf: Well the irony is so grand and the randomness

of events which led us to you is so immense that it would takeus at least five years to explain to you in detail. However for nowlet me give you the short version, more things are possible than

just the three dimensional world you are used to currently, thingssuch as reincarnation even from animal to man and vice versaare a plausibility. Ghosts walk among the living twenty fourseven and finally there are some individuals like myself andyourself now that can quantum leap between the realm of theafter life and what came before it meaning that with the help ofthe almighty force of creation we can actually leap not so muchas travel in time. The team here which is comprised of severalthousand more influential people such as Gandhi, JFK, and Dr.Martin Luther King amongst many others have been busydeciphering what needs to be done by leaping to importanthistorical moments and by slightly altering the outcome.

However no amount of intervention seems to get in the way ofthe bureaucrats and the capitalists.

- Gandhi: Which brings us to you Josh, in twenty twenty three youwill develop an effective way to use telepathy, but yourtechnique shall be stolen and hence all your pacifist andenvironmental objectives as well. This by people who do notrespect the ultimate power and use it commercially anderroneously.

- Josh: I will really do that?

- Einstein: When hoping dimensions you need to disregard timefor it is no longer a quantitative measure. So you JoshuaKirshenbaum can now consider yourself the inventor ordiscoverer of telepathy since you are the first homo sapiens totap into realms of the brain that were hitherto unknown. Wecouldnt wait for you to do that so we transferred the young youhere and will get you to your or better said our communal goals,faster. This, by teaching you your own techniques now. It mightseem silly to you since it seemed silly to us at first too but the

way you came upon discovering telepathy is quite ironic and asmany things in the universe go thats how things work out. So

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heres what you do, you ingest two raw eggs a haring and asmall shot of vodka then you lightly bang your left temporal lobeto a semi soft surface and ready you are. This procedure youwill come upon by total luck when famished and only finding

these three ingredients in your fridge then slipping and hittingyour head the appropriate way.- Hawking: We endearingly refer to you as king of the Irish

because of your dumb luck.- Einstein: Also you have to bear in mind that you have to do this

procedure on an empty stomach.- Josh: Ok, I got it, but what I still dont get is how Im going to

save the planet with telepathy and if youve mastered mytechnique why dont you do the saving yourself.

- Zappa: Simply because for some reason you are the only onethat can hit your temporal lobe at such accuracy that yourtelepathic powers work at optimum effectiveness making yousound like the voice of god to the recipients of your powers.Leave the rest to us.

- Josh: So what do we do now?- Fred Alan Wolf: We wait for the appropriate vortex shoot to take

you to your next destination, as it turns out praying for it worksout miraculously in this dimension.

- Vortex shoot opens right next to them and Josh is shoved inside

while Fred yells behind him we will be right beside you...Vortexshoot transports Josh to a clean and business like toilet andfinds himself dressed in suit and tie. Josh exits the booth andfinds Bill Clinton sporting a beard washing his hands.

- Bill: Josh, this is the twenty sixteen G8 summit. After therepublican Bush administration which unfortunately wreckedhavoc in the U.S. economy as well as indirectly world wide,there have been two terms of democratic upheaval led by nonother than president Barack Obama this has deeply affected the

way America sees itself and the vision for change. AlthoughObama did a lot more for the environment, America is unwillingto participate in the Kyoto protocol and unwilling to see theseriousness of the environmental dilapidation around the globe.The new president a repugnicant uh pardon my French, arepublican is called Jeremiah (Jeremy) Smith and he is currentlyfiercely opposed to any participation with any treaties therepublicans see detrimental to the U.S economy. Just like beforethe richest nations are present and the general rule for all these

leaders is still to make the rich richer and the poor poorer in theirrespective countries although most of them do not realise to

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what extent. The only exception is the French president,Monsieur Ducrassy who himself is of Algerian descent and trulywishes to help out the less fortunate. So Josh have you eatenanything lately?

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Josh: Not for at least ten hours.- Bill: OK heres a couple of raw eggs a haring and theres a bottle

of vodka in that mini fridge remember to only consume a smallshot then come back and I shall trip you in order for you to hityour head accurately which you seem to be able to do all thetime anyway. Then as voice of God I hope you know what to do!

- Josh: Well, I think I can figure out something to say...- Bill: Perfect this is exactly why we needed you at this age before

more severe conformism started kicking in. Good, do your job.Josh a little shaken from the procedure and now wearing abowtie which Bill had prepared for him in order to look moreconspicuous at the meeting walks up to the translating boothsand from behind begins his first telepathic transmission sopowerful that it is heard by everyone present at the meeting.

- Josh with soft bellows of telepathy: Hello, people of the G8summit do not be alarmed this is the voice of God...the wholecongregation shuffles about uneasily but are unable tomove...this is a severe warning for the survival of human kind(security guards of all nations present attempt to reach for their

fire arms but are temporarily unable to mobilise due to thepowerful telepathic waves) In fourty years scientists will be ableto calculate when the worlds resources are going to run outwhile currently the overproduction of food in your countries isimmense. The worlds poor are still starving from disease andfamine while only the money wasted on defence would beenough to solve that problem. Also transportation needs tochange; governments need to fund car companies to movequicker to electrically powered vehicles which can now go

almost as fast as regular cars rather than funding spatialprojects for there is nothing really interesting to be found in yourarea of this galaxy. You should not try to plan living on anotherplanet rather than trying to save this one first for I did not intendit so. The idea of a world economy with a single monetary unit islong overdue; it is high time to drop capitalistic objectives and tothink about the communal wealth of the world. Also allgovernments should fund humanitarian and ecologicalorganisations more. Please mark my words for they are of

utmost urgency. Leaders of the G8 countries thank you forlistening remember the future lies in your hands.

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- Josh almost faints subsequently while Clinton caries him to thetoilet where a vortex shoot transports Josh back by a sumptuouspool where our rock heroes are seated and have seen the wholeepisode through the quantum reflection of the water.

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Brian Jones (original guitarist from the Stones surging from thebottom of the pool): Wow, that was powerful I even heard it fromthis pool how do you get it to work so optimally?

- Zappa: Listen Brian it took us awhile to find Josh so we madesure we found the right guy. (to josh) But in any case young manyour performance was fabulous lets see how long the effectswill take place if they do at all.

- Josh: Do you really think they will react?- All: We do!- Clinton: But dont you think some of Joshs points were too

extreme?- Zappa: That, Bill is exactly why youre a politician; we needed

someone without such background.- Josh: So you dont think I went too far?- Zappa: Quite the contrary you know just as I do this is what it

takes to bring about any kind of change which truly is pressing.Trust us we know what we are doing since we have been giventhis task from the creating force itself.

- Josh: wow, is that Clapton over there?- Zappa: Yeah, hes always seemed a tad self involved to me but

there he is none the less.- Eric Clapton: Hey Josh, nice to make your acquaintance.- Josh: You bet, the pleasure is all mine.- Eric: I guess you could have guessed that Im one of the fringe

artists that might show up in this dimensionAnyway Im hereand Id like to tell you that Ive had a look at something youvewritten a few years back. Forgive my intrusiveness but do youremember writing the Manifesto Psalms for the new

Millennium? I believe it to be a great piece of urban poetry thatmay help us in our cause. Now the question is, will you let ususe it as songs, chants and general philosophy for a bettertomorrow?

- Josh: Yes, of course I remember but werent those tooideological and far fetched?

- Eric: Yeah sure they are, but the point is if those in power realisethat if they could try and achieve at least fifty percent of theideas set forth by yourself and others the world could improve

drastically. So let us use your texts as influence to subliminallyput forth your ideas.

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- Josh: But the weird thing is, those ideas have been influencedby such people as you and your peers in this dimension.

- Eric: Yes exactly in loose ways we all influence each othermaking things come perfectly full circle.

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Josh: Well all that stuff is on my old and now defunct computer,how are we ever going to get to it?- Eric: Ah, for that this fairly new dimension is directly connected

to the information super highway and so I took the liberty toretrieve most of your psalms.

- Josh: Forgive me but could you refresh my memory about thosepsalms. I do recollect writing them but have kind of forgottenwhats in them. I mean all I remember was that they were quitepretentious. Eric: Well yes pretentious they are, just like anybible writing man you tackle issues that concern us all andtherefore dictate certain moral points that need to be addressedin this new millennium. Anyway without further ad due this iswhat you wrote, since we didn't want this to be a too boringrecital of your own texts we have chosen some of your favouritepersonalities to recite them to you.

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Ideological texts for a better tomorrow, or: Manifesto Psalms for the newMillennium(s).

Thursday, February 19, 2004

George Orwell reciting in mock serious tone and remaining veryostentatious:GOODDAY TO THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD,

What ensues are some texts which are intended purely for entertainmentpurposes yet, also are they a sort of second hand report on the current

status of our planet. A place where stonings to the death due to adulterystill occur, where the severing of upper limbs because of theft still occur

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(someone must be mighty hungry to risk such a punishment) and a placewhere Cannibalism is performed live on the internet. But also it is a placewhere the George Orwellian World represented in his famous booksAnimal Farm and 1984 does not seem purely, just a George Orwellian

world any more. Increasingly weather there are values attached or not itappears that anything goes in the business world...that is until you getcaught or not...in a world where it is survival of the shrewdest.

These texts are not here to incite revolution or even general disarray farfrom it. All they are and plea really, is that some very conscious, soundand less (if at all) financially motivated decisions be made at the Top-s(aren't you on top of things?) in order to prolong the life of our Planet andour Race...the Human Race.

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Wednesday, February 04, 2004

John Calvin: MANIFESTO PSALMS,DEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS & GIRLS:

As we really entered the third Millennium which in actuality wassomewhere between the night of the twenty fourth and twenty fifth of

December two thousand, according to Christian connotation (not that thebible indicates any exact date of Christs birth this was fabricatedcommercially and much later) which is still the most widely spreadreligion and hence system of year telling around the globe. Many downhere on earth are confused and rightfully so. A lot of people have givenin to some form of religion or atheism and do not understand that thereare many trials staring us straight in the face as we destroy yet anotheryear. Leaving the debate of weather these trials have a spiritualconnection, or not for another time.

Dalai Lama: PAN-RELIGIONISM

Mr. Preacher, beautiful female Anglican Church Bishop, celebrated DruidWizard, we hear your words of wisdom of how to care for each other andyet you create division.

Sure the Jewish folk may be right but at the same time they areprecursors of the great divide. As if territory should belong to anyone, tellus this did you decide where and amongst whom you were born?

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Is one Lord better than another God? Hinduism, Islam, Sikh-ism,Wako just a couple of years ago, Northern Ireland 65 years or more,Jesus Christ what is wrong? Forgive us for we do not know what we'redoing, fighting over the Gaza Strip, oops was that a Freudian slip?

~JAH~

Africa unite drop your gun stop the fight, show the world how it's done foryou know Darwin told us where we're coming from. Or was it from theGobi desert? In any case brothers drop your gun!

Does anyone know who prays for the Curds? Yugoslavia burning underthe ruins of exploding human turds!

Iran, Cuba radical, radical what? Totalitarianism! Yes it still exists, wakeup we're near the end my friend. Fifty years down the line we'll all bewearing a frown!

The time is now, yes the time is now, not just to comprehend BudhisticalTaoism but also to care for your environment, the environment. Formaybe Heaven is right here on earth and we're all apocalypsing ourown birth!

Babylon crumbled to the ground, all imaginary frontiers of countries, oflinguistic boundaries are now being broken by the new technologies, theInternet is an open book for communication, for history, science andgeography but beware of seclusion!

There is only one higher power it's the one in you, in the people aroundyou, in the air you breathe don't analyse where it's coming from justrejoice it, while it's still turned on. Judaism and Christianity just as muchas the Wiccan religion and other Paganism, God never asked for effigies

specially not one of his supposed son nailed for all to see, humansdisgusting idiocy.

Believing without seeing in the almighty Pan-Religionism, no effigy isgreat enough to describe it so let's not describe it. Walk the earth with usblindly...blindly happy! Sure there are no positive feelings without thenegative, they must coexist inevitably. Just be glad that you can feel!

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Roger Waters: PRETENTIOUSLY LIVING IN THE KNOWN UNKNOWN

Too impatient to change the world with action, we will change it withwords, for as you should know the keyboard is mightier than the sword.

First of all forget your nationality since we're all inhabitants of planetearth. Then realise your own hypocrisy as we further digress into the pitsof society.

Now that the big corporations have reached their money let them worktogether more closely instead of creating non-sympathy. Maybe talk withthe politicians unite all nations and find an alternative to gas stations (yesthose alternatives do already exist, and no one would need to loose their

job over something so silly).

Then there's those that think trains are the greatest invention ever(especially electric or magnetic ones). Also they think that even thoughthe world has been made complex, that there's nothing really wrong withbeing a little perplex. Is that perspicuously clear?

Use your powers for good (yes every human has got them), now let's usethem as we should. It's time to share the wealth of the earth usetechnology to destroy what destroys, recycle all the cars old and new,reinvent transportation, free all the slaves to poverty and innocent

children, stop the stonings mental and physical. Yes we're all wrongsometimes but that is why there's forgiveness.

Louie Beatto: (former front man of Agnostic front)~AGNOSTICISM~

The Different Bibles & Philosophies were written by men -only men- Nomatter what holy incantation or mental illness may have spoken to them.We don't believe their intentions were bad. But look what it's done to theworld, the Gaza strip it's so sad!

God she wants us to pray. But when she big banged her scientific houseinto disarray. We believe its action she wanted not the kind that destroysour insignificant little rock but the type that saves. Are we politicallycorrect in saying, forget your political targets for just a moment - moreshould be done about the environment!

You know the rest; you know life, write your own bibles, marry ahusband, marry a wife...or even better be strong, be gay and rejoice life!

Bad feelings or thoughts are not a choice, rejoice, rejoice, respectnature, yourself, your own voice!

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To pretend that there is a defined type of god entity is just as silly as todeny its existence looking upon this topic in the most sensible ofmanners the Scientific Approach. We should then accept that the "Big

Bang" Theory is a great plausibility just like any theory really. But thenone might ask what or who created the "Big Bang"? Was it the chicken orthe egg (not something one should dwell upon)...but we can certainly tellyou that it wasn't a bunch of Atheists. Enjoy it while it lasts, and thereforemake it last!

Nelson Mandela: DISCRIMINATION

Discrimination in every Nation...different ways of life are coming togetherthrough immigration, is it not Beautiful? Appreciate the Benettonisation!You know we Humans deserve a second chance and even more so ifyou have "sinned".

You know that punishment through life long incarceration is much morepainful than execution, since you should know souls full of hate will comeback. Let them Rehabilitate and clean up their act. Dead men walkinginside and out ask forgiveness and let's see what happens.

Linton Kwesi Johnson: HELLO

Tis another beautiful day like it tends to be everyday, rain or shine. Wehave come here to present you the subject of immorality, how we ashumans due to different circumstances in our lives define the parametersof this, an at times abstract notion. There are of course a lot ofpreconceived misconceptions surrounding this matter and maybe even alittle bit of innocent gullibility which people may not consciously realize.Let's take as example the serpent, a creature like any other on thisplanet. Yet in western cultures largely due to Christian connotation it is

regarded as an evil entity.

It is however unlike homo sapiens not a creature that kills for pleasurebut merely out of hunger and its instinct for survival. Nonetheless unlikehomo sapiens it is according to the bible an animal of temptation that hadgiven the apple of sin to Eve. She then consequently distorted Paradiseon earth, yet friends we propose to thee the following Hypothesis: what ifby some cruel joke, an apparent dark irony, snakes were actually angelsand our original snaky from the Garden of Eden was actually attempting

to warn Eve.

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Who knows we weren't therewere you? What if by some other macabreirony (this world seems to be filled with them). Snakes are actually theBuddhistical reincarnation of Christian Clergymen or vice versa theembodiment of Buddhist monks having discovered Nirvana in limbless

beings. These let's say "Blasphemous ideas" are far from being absurd,every mind should question then return where it's safe in the arms ofunquestionable sanity (whatever this may be).

Paul Newman: RICHES:

Every man with "extra" money is a hypocrite. Do you really need thosechocolates, extra new mobile phones and styling new clothes,decorations or gadgets for your homes? When so many people hungeryou complain about the dilapidation of society with the immigrationmovement of them poor countries.

But don't you see without being a Commie, Social democracy could workon a bigger scale and more efficiently if governments, conglomeratesand you the people cooperated more honestly and diligently.An idealistic view you say -surely-Yet isn't anyone down here even willing to try?This plea goes out to all the Men and Women in charge you know whoyou are.

Peace you cry! But what meaning does this statement really have if weare powerless to change even our own poor greed.

Non polluting vehicles able to reach speeds over 100km/hr have existedfor over 25 years the destruction of our Rain Forests continuesperpetually as god stares at us through the hole in the sky-tell me why-tell me why rather than drowning your sorrows in our already rising Seasif there is somewhere to go to avoid Global warming tell me where

Please.

The money wasted on defence, GUNS and the space age/race could beinvested so much more wisely, don't close your eyes to this reality.When you see me Kick me, Kill me, Rob me. But you'll be so muchpoorer for ityou dirty Hypocrite

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Gillian Anderson: SPATIAL EXPLORATION

We've been to the Moon and back and yet it is still not proven fact.Beware, area 54 a place to hide secrets. Should every Government

authorise such weaselling weakness? All the money going to N.A.S.A.Arian or Sputnik will never have gone to preserving our own Planet.What will happen when our resources run out? Will we by then beadvanced enough technologically to move to another rock? Are we like ina movie called Independence Day, Beings that only enjoy destroying,moving on recklessly?

Since we don't know for sure what's going on in the spatial era. Onlywhat those who take our money tell us. Isn't it better to ask them toinvest more into what we know our earth, air and H2O?

You know those beautiful images they have brought us from the Moonand Mars could just as well come from a Movie set called Roswell. Yes itis pretentious to believe that we are alone in this vast universe but at thesame time it is pretentious to think that "Aliens" would find themselvesanywhere near our vicinity. Invest in the appropriate goods those we stillhave in hand not those we may never reach. Save the planet you havethe power save the planet it's up to you to know what's more important tomove on or to preserve what has already been given.

No one ever really needed satellites...yes reality bites!

Linus Torvalds: JUST A THOUGHT PROBABLY FOR NAUGHT

Mr. Bill Gates we know you believe in God or he would never haveblessed you with so much ingenuity. At one point you will feel compelledto donate at least ninety percent of your money to charity...yes to charityoh sweet charity...

But why not do one better and be a clever businessman and form analliance between all the Philanthropist Tycoons whom you know aroundthe world. Start saving the worlds resources because as you shouldknow they will be running out soon and you're part of the problem. Thebeginning of the ending has begun...sure it seems that way every timeyou flip through the papers and channels. But did you know that in 50years scientists will be able to pin point the precise moment when ourhunger will commence, while currently the over production of food is

immense. When the seas will over flow and humanity will enter intochemical/ nuclear wars started due to those same reasons?

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So get together with another powerful man who has brought us joy sincethe sixth decennium. Mr. Paul McCartney and all the musicians/artistswho know that they do not stand alone in being dreamers...Yes Mr.

Gates, oh Mr. Gates, the Sultan of Brunei maybe, yes Mr. Gates it'snever too late, it's never too late to open your Windows bridge thoseGates and give it an attempt. Saving the world not an easy thing to do.But managing it I could see none other than you!

Lech Walesa: LABOUR OF LOVE:

This next psalm/song goes out to the workers of this world,no not the kind you meet at the water cooler,but much rather to those that actually broke a sweat when they built ourhouses, bridges, skyscrapers, roads, churches and brought/made ourfood.

They may be simple men,but would you die for them?Many did when building your construction!!You marvel at the advancement of mankind,yet secretly you know that nature cannot be equalled and its beautynever be sequeled.

As you build that fence around your possessions you will never shareyour bread with them~the simple men~

James Blunt: FIGHT:

You don't believe in miracles, hah! What are you then? You hate theworld because circumstances kick you down. You want miracles right

here right now. Don't you see that the miracle is within thee. You wantyour Ailment or problem to go away, your lost one's to come back andstay. But don't you see that in the grand scheme of things life is short, sorejoice in the little miracles, weather it be a ball flying through the air or aflower blooming without a care. Sometimes it's hard but everyone of us isbeautiful...it's much easier to succumb to anger than stand high in spiritand fight the fight of rejoicing, rejoice in life. How can you turn your backon belief for so much more possibly eternal life, the Universe and somuch more...don't shut that door!! As we're squandering about carrying

our life experiences, which paves our path through existence, we shouldlisten to each other and pay respect when it is due! There's nothing as

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old as doing things anew.

It may not be the "Truth" to say the following...what is anyway? But assons and daughters of GOD (Great Overseeing Director...of this world

our stage) we should like Jesus give more towards each other our sistersand brothers...across the different divides of religion, education, socialstatus, race and nationality. Don't be a flat liner the world is round yousee and everything will come back to thee!

- Eric: So you see youre quite the poet of the people, and me, aswell as others in this dimension would like to use your ideas topromote a more harmonious world. This along side of yourtelepathic efforts.

- Josh: Well all I can say is that Im honoured Mr. Clapton and Imsure you and your peers such as Mr. Mark Knopfler will do thesepsalms justice but havent you already portrayed some of theseissues in your work?

- Mark Knopfler: Funny you should mention that, but at thisinstance the world needs an agnostic handbook, one that unitesall the religions of the world into one, the one we know, the oneof humanity itself. And you are the one with our influence thatcan put these ideas forth.

- Josh: Yeah, yeah all very well but how can a simple handbook

or manifesto have an influence on religious extremists or evenorganisations such as the Taliban?

- Mark: Well my boy, this is where your second telepathic missionbegins. We need you to startle a certain president who isworking very hard for similar changes in this world. Of courseyou know him Mr. Barack Obama himself. Hes out there in thetrenches as some of us like to joke, another puppet of thegovernment and the powerful multimillion corporations but as weall can see hes a puppet with loose strings. This is to our

advantage since with your initiative, this man standing forchange, will pull harder on the strings, shaking the puppeteerseventually.

- Josh: So what do I do?- Mark: Simple do what you do best.- Josh: Alright well I dont suppose you have all the tele-pathetic

ingredients needed for me to telepathise the current presidentof the U.S.?

- Mark: Well of course I do my little sultan of swing. Did you think I

was only gifted at the guitar? Here you are now trip on yourselfand off you go.

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So without much choice really Josh ingests the miss haphazardous ingredients and proceeds to offend his own left temporallobe with another bump. In so doing he trips into the right vortexchute without even needing Mr. Knopflers help who with a slight

grin whispers to himself: a brother in arms without weapons justfoolish thoughts. It is night now and the presidential family is fastasleep. But of course through pure chance and a little edging onfrom the author Josh manages to tap into the presidents dreamwaves telepathically without disturbing any other frequencies ofdream waveshow on earth could this happen you ask? Wellsimple when seven months old Josh pulled on the extension cordof a sewing machine placed on a table so hard that the machine fellto the ground scratching Joshs left temporal lobe so immaculatelythat random telepathy would for ever be annihilated and replacedby proper telepathic communication no matter what thecircumstances. Josh now feeling slightly more confident and feelingthat his ideas are finally being backed up somehow proceeds totake a somewhat angelic tone (slightly flawed but then again who isto say what an angel really sounds like anyway) and enters thedream weaving of Mr. Obama.- Josh: I know you feel like you have the weight of the world on

your shoulders. But you sir are on the right track. It is a pity thatthe legacy of the Bush administration requires you to spend and

waste so much time on this present economic downturn but bepatient soon, within your first term the economy will shift againand that will leave you more time to address what we all know tobe of greater importance the unification of the world (maintainingthe cultural diversities of course so that we may not become toouniform) and that small yet crucial issue of the environment.First however you must end this confusing war with the Taliban.As with any war you know that one side has to retract first,Taliban leaders in Afghanistan already know that the evil they

perceived in the twin towers was only a fleeting chaptercomparable to the second volume of Mr. JRR Tolkiens the Lordof the Rings The Two Towers. After all, that series, we allknow came to existence only after Tolkien got married, the darkdemons only being the sad ranting of his wife. So as you cansee even the most negative of occurrences can end up intosomething positive. Without Tolkiens nagging spouse The Lordof the Rings series would never have come into existence.Therefore sooner rather than later you people of planet earth

(Josh was careful not to include himself as he remembered thathe was supposed to be the voice of some kind of angel) will

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realise that the sad chapter of nine eleven twin towers will in turnonly solidify the relationship between religious extremists andthe rest of the world. Dont get me wrong this somewhattentative solidification will take time and has to come from both

sides but the only way to start this reconciliation, as with theVietnam War, is to pull out first no matter how unpopular thismay make you in the polls, as I said previously time will showthat it is the right decision. There is only the small matter of warbeing economically viable remainingwe sincerely hope yourise above that nonsensical fact and prove the American publicthat it is just not worth it to hold an eternal grudge. The woundsof the family members of those that perished in the nine elevenordeal are not being mended by killing more Taliban people oryour own American boys. Pull out of Iraq, pull out ofAfghanistan, pull out now. Besides this Taliban leaders havealready promised to retract as soon as America does. Therefore,be the bigger man and show the world that this unendingconflict can be stopped. Josh now severely exhausted jumpsback into the vortex and ends up in a dimension where thestreets have no names.

- Bono: That was very nicely done Josh.- Josh: Not too over the top?- Bono: Well as my peers have told you before, somehow you are

able to deliver your opinions and ideas the most effectively outof all of us maybe because you draw a little from each of thedimensionally chosen.

- Josh: Dont you think its all just old Hippie crap?- Bono: Well yes, but you have to bear in mind that there are

millions like yourself that vehemently believe the same thingsyou do. Anyway, on to your next challenge. As you may or maynot, know I have been working hard at eradicating Aids in poorercountries such as the African continent. Now all my efforts are

having an effect of course but not sufficiently and not fastenough.

- Josh: Well Ive heard of new technologies that may help. Do youknow of nanotechnology? Its still at its beginning stages but itcould be the answer to healing a lot if not all diseases.

- Bono: Well, how does it work?- Josh: You must forgive me but Im only a layman, however if you

guys were able to find me knowing that in the future I wouldstupidly invent telepathy. Why dont we get the appropriate

scientists and doctors that will be handling this nanotechnologyin the right way? Basically what it is, is microchips so tiny that

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they can travel in the body and cure ailing cells and obliterate(hopefully) any disease set before them, or so I am tounderstand. The problem and danger with this technology is thatin the same way those chips can cure cells; they can also attack

and bring disease to human cells and therefore in the wronghands be used as weapons.- Bono: Hmmm, interesting Josh, well I know youre tired so go

have a rest in the third room (Bono motioning to the lonestanding house that suddenly reappears behind him) get someenergy for tomorrow as you will need it. Josh enters the houseand has a chat with Pete who tells him: Isnt it ironic Ive beenstanding here seeing all kinds of people passing through thisdoor some go straight to a dimension close to God, othersreincarnate, others go to dimensions unknown for reasonsunknown, yet I remain here throughout the decades (on shiftduty of course I still have my life on earth) and see thesethousands of souls, some of which I have known personally,pass through and bar you no one seems to be able to recogniseme. How did you do it?

- Josh: Well the only explanation I can come up with is that Irecognise you from videos of the great festivals you and theWho, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Cocker etc. played in the sixties.Remember Monterrey, Woodstock, The Isle of Wight..?

- Pete: Well, kind of.- Josh: Well, see same goes for the thousands who attended

those concerts.- Pete: But wasnt it meaningful to anyone?- Josh: Sure it was but I fear like what we are doing now, with the

telepathy thing I mean, it is just a fleeting dream an unreachableutopia how can we have a world where everyone got alonganyway we need our differences as well.

- Pete: That may be so, but you may surprise us all still, including

yourself.- Josh: goodnight!- Pete: goodnight!Josh settles into a hexagon shaped bed and within seconds fallsinto a comatose sleep. Three minutes later Wyclef Jones wakesJosh abruptly.- Wyclef: Yo, my little man, how did ya sleep?- Josh: Well it didnt seem very long but strangely I feel well

rested.

- Wyclef: Yeah thats due to the bed; it increases theeffectiveness of your sleep six fold. Come with me. Josh follows

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Wyclef into the attic. There three men stand, a doctor, a scientistand a nanotechnology engineer.

- Josh: let me think yall part of some intricate joke!- The Doctor: ha-ha, I guess we could be, but no, were here for

something much more serious than that. Like you saidnanotechnology is crucial in the prolongation of our species andin bringing back the ability for humans to live over a hundredyears on average.

- Scientist: But for this we absolutely need more funding andgovernment backing.

- The Nanotechnology engineer: this but a nano step for man butshall be a giant leap for mankind.

- Josh: Again how do you want me to help?- Doctor: Well easy you speak of it in your psalms, go have a

telepathic interference with the director of NASA; youll knowwhat to do. Josh was now even if rested six fold not sleepingenough and the toll of the telepathic powers was being felt byhim, however Josh had been crazy before and felt he couldhandle another bout of fringe thinking since in the last twentyfour hours that was all that surrounded him anyway. So off hewent to telepathically convince the director of NASA to shift theirindustry from spatial exploration to nanotechnology of coursethey had been busy with both already but the prevalent funding

went into space, littering the cosmos around our planet withspace debris.

- Josh: Sounding slightly erratic due to accumulation of the strongtelepathic waves now commands a furious and lets say quiteconvincing dream voice. Therefore easily penetrating andshaking the sleep of NASAs (new) director.

- Josh: Dear Mr. Robert M. Lightfoot, Jr. tonight is a night ofreckoning. All the work done at NASA as well as the spaceprograms around the world is very impressive and even

beneficial to the world however tonight we want you to realisethat spatial exploration is still an industry that should be left forthe future when the technology is so accurate and well definedthat all missions will be successful. In the mean time what youand your fellow scientists need to realise is that we are now at acrucial point in the earths history and development that requiresNASA as well as Arian, Sputnik and other space programs toshift industry from rocket science to the already present andmuch underrated nanotechnology. For God did not intend for us

to leave your planet yet, not before it is eradicated frompollution, disease and hunger. Also God does not intend for your

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race (the human race that is) to leave a perfectly nice and veryfunctional planet to rot so that you may destroy another one insimilar ways. Therefore give up the space program since it wasthe author of the Tin Tin books that gave JFK and others the

notion; its for the moment still a fleeting idea to explore what isin your solar system since there isnt much of interest in theimmediate vicinity of planet earth. It is only when you are able totravel faster and much further that the boundless possibilities ofyour tiny solar system and maybe even beyond shall beexposed to you. We are not pushing you to halt spatialexploration entirely just make your ships or rockets so powerful,fast and safe that it becomes an ease to travel to places like theMoon or Mars testing them on earth only, so as to avoid spacedebris which may deter humans from ever leaving your dyingplanet. Of course we want you to prevent this from happeningand actually through your shifting of industries do your part insaving your tiny orb for it is much more significant than you mayexpect. So, at once put all your efforts into bringing theseessential projects forth in front of congress as well as our ownNobel Peace prise winner Barack Obama, and do not pull backuntil you get results. So far the billions if not more that havegone into special exploration have not produced much. A fewbuckets of water and some moon /mars rocks is it really worth it

we ask. Josh now truly exhausted faints into the arms of JanisJoplin, who comforts our young hero in a motherly way.

- Janis: Josh, my boy I know these telepathic sessions take a lotout of you but youre doing us all an immense favour, our ideasset forth in the second part of the sixties were disturbed by ourown indulgence of illicit substances maybe it was too much ofthe good and too little restraint. But you are able to, relativelyspeaking, keep things together, push the envelope and hopefullytruly come through to those in power with less abstract words

and more emphatic accounts of what is truly the essence ofthose who came to end up in this dimension.

- Josh: (Still half passed out, opens his eyes halfway and in aslight voice utters) Janis Joplin I thought you were dead he hewhereupon he slumbers into a deep sleep again. Still holdingJosh in her arms she smiles a wicked yet complicit smile onlyshe could deliver. Although his sleep is deep, Josh has a vividdream of strawberry fields, mulberry pies, rhubarb trees and asif looking through an hour glass with kaleidoscope eyes,

perceives four figures standing still on a hill and observing him.Looking up, Josh seems to recognise Mr. John Lennon with

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beside him Mr. George Harrison, Ringo Starr and finally but notleast Mr. Paul McCartney. They look at Josh with concern andtell him to settle down: fighting the war for peace unarmed hasntbeen an easy road for either of us nor is it for youbut let us

give you one important piece of advice, never let your soulentwine itself so much with the issues that you forget.- Josh: Forget what?- The Beatles: from a fading distance and tonedont forget

dont forget to eat! In the background John Lennons famoussong imagine plays softlyFeeling a little more rested Joshdoes suddenly realise that he is very hungry and that in fact ithad now been over thirty hours that all he had consumed wasthe telepathic ingredients which he had vomited anyway aftereach session.

- Jamie Oliver: Heard that, heard that, heres one of my bestdishes or favourite ones at least, it is healthy and will give you alot of strength it has just the right amount of veggies, meat andrice and a little bit of sauce, for the taste lad.

- Josh: Cheers Jamie I guess it was well needed. (Josh proceedsto gobble up the delicious dish with great gusto) So whatbrings you to this dimension?

- Jamie: Well as the others have told you there are thousands ofus able to quantum leap here and other places in history, we are

all people of different backgrounds trying to somehow better theworld through philanthropy or other means.

- Oprah Winfrey: Hi Josh, hope you enjoyed the meal Imcurrently developing a new show so I cant be there but youhave all my support too.

- Jamie: See what I mean.- Josh: That is absolutely amazing!- Jamie: Aint it?- Josh: No, the food I mean. Ha, for me it goes without saying that

without everyones help I would definitely not succeed or evenbe here.

- Jamie: Glad you liked it.- Janis: Reappearing from the house takes Joshs hand Do you

remember in 2004 right after you wrote Ideological GooglyHoop you put down some texts called Very Sane Feelings?

- Josh: Sure, but I dont remember what was in them exactly.- Janis: Here goes then again some of our peers have

volunteered to read your texts. I hope you still like them.

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Very Sane Feelings

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Some poetically inclined words of wisdom...However wisdom may be asubjective thing!

Friday, February 20, 2004Henry Rollins: A LITTLE WORKED UP

We all need to be a little bad to be goodSome people need to learn to say: FUCKand most: OH SHOOT!

Politics aren't so complicated you see,it is the greedy rich hypocrites that practice this very elaborate system of

bureaucracythat are, quite evidently.

Karl Marx's theories were too intricate to function properly but has it everbeen tried? communism was by the Bolsheviks a bastardisation of thisideology - Red the colour of luck don't you see - the Chinese amidst theirConfucian confusion know this: Capitalistic, Socialist Democracy thesystem for everybody, a better welfare and Medicare system for you andme...

Everyone's trying to make a bucknot realising their bank account is filled upHelping each other (family) only to limited extentsleaving the have nots without food, family or friends

Don't pretend you aren't a little bad to be goodSome people need to learn to say: FUCKand most: OH SHOOT!

Marvin Gay: REHEARSED CALM

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Often the injustice of life, a bad business deal, the loss of a job, ahorrible husband or wife, can make us loose control. Are you screaminginside? Fighting to let the lion within be civilised?

Sing along with me ~emotions flaring above~Let your anger and frustration turn into ~passionate love~every time you get hit down be strong be kind fight to be calm.

For as you should know by now nothing is resolved when we are fightingGoliath-but even he will get his in the aftermath!!

Be calm - life repays in funny ways, we are all connected don't you knowNow that you understand that let it show!

Dr. Timothy Leary: Elicit Substances

Let all the Drugs be regulated, free and sophisticated because you don'tknow what your children are taking and neither do they. Just look atAmerica during abolition - the desperate ingested themselves with scum.

Let it be government regulated, let it open a new international trade, let

some third world countries gross some dividend from what growsnaturally, you know children will try and some of us will even have to crywhen they die...

But let the Police concentrate on real crime, let the Drug lords loose their"Jobs" and let them be legal Managers of this ludicrous business, freeevery single drug, let your children be safer, make it legal no matter how"unholy"...YOU WILL SAVE LIVES and Tax money!

Ultimately you will see a decline in addiction and users equally. Apermissive country like the Netherlands is proof of this Hypothesis.

Let all the Drugs be regulated, free and sophisticated because you don'tknow what your children are taking and neither do they. Just look atAmerica during abolition -the desperate ingested themselves with scum.

Take your life into your own hands but as you meander through to theother side there where hate resides remember that all was meant to be

or are we just being plain silly? You decide, yes you decide DEATH orlove, maybe even a place above.

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Dj Tiesto: W.W.U. (We, Wee-Selves & Us)

As the children of the Ecstasy generation cause their own Drug induced

Manias and Depressions it may at some point take them too far, to a socalled point of no return. But as with anything (or sin) be capable offorgiving yourself. Then around you understand everyone else.

So you thought you had the truth, well you should know that nothing isreally true, yet when you can apply then you can multiply and proliferateyours, theirs, our lie. Some of us think that's true yet maybe we're wrongit's the hesitations of our soul that should prevent us from being so headstrong.

Carrie Fisher: Mr. Uppity give me your downer (The TRUTH whoneeds it? - Bipolar sufferers maybe)

It has all been said and done so let your Hypo mania say and do itanother way. What's the use? Well how will you know how to fix it if youdon't first burn the fuse? An act of active depression is powerfuldiscretion! However the miss-understandings enhanced by what isalready been said and done may harass your fun. Try to be seriousabout it, but is it really what you like...hesitating? Don't doubt it. Read a

little book called Psycho Cybernetics even though it is self-evident.

Then you try to apply it and get slapped in the face by your owndisgrace: medicate or learn how to deviate. No matter what the recessivegene shall be passed on when you Pro-create. Refrain from using stimuliand you shall learn to live longer. Sometimes a weakness can make onestronger don't walk the earth in hunger. Don't let your drug starvationfeed you, unless like Kay Redfield Jamison and many others, yourUnquiet Mind needs it to.

Trying to disprove the lies that are so true, eliminating the proof that doesnot apply to you. All is E=MC2 the relevance is between your eyes somany things to learn in the mean time calories you shall burn. Hopingbetween the different dimensions of your brain can be fun, thereforeshare it with everyone. There's nothing wrong with over simplifying andthere's really nothing wrong when the Medical Institution (withembellished words no less) is defining all the parts of us that are dying.

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Nietzsche: SO INFLUENTIABLE

Maybe some of the BC's had original philosophies but they hadoriginated from human emotion too. Were you ever under the impression

that you were being yourself? Still you did exactly the opposite of whatyour parents or elders expected. You saw how Big Jill and big Joe wenttheir "own way" you either did the opposite or the same you left or youstayed. You may have thought it's not all Black and White but thecomputer wizard will tell you bit by bit that life really bytes, there's just noplace for Brown the creative defecation of the mind unless youcommercialise or go DIY!

Having lost our Animal instincts, due to civility the core of all civilisationswe decided to organise, categorise and surprise - Ourselves. A viciousyet powerful cycle of creation, yes. However the destruction is greater,so why wait for later? Let's all start eating ourselves, as we die ofradioactive indigestion at least we will rid ourselves of the tremendouslybothersome overcrowded congestion. Trying to define makes one loosetouch with it. We may have landed in another dimension.

As long as there is humanity there will be conflicting emotion driven,personalities. Situations and problems, being the reciprocation of thelatter two. You can train a mind anything you want. You can put your

focus anywhere you like, however as the big picture becomes clearerevery day you'll realise that you've contributed as much as you'vestrayed.

Eat meat the world's too big for peace. Eat cheese the world's too smallfor bowing knees. Eat whatever you want don't let other's starve you.And don't you even dare letting others starve.

Sting: ONE FOR THE ROAD

Yeah we know it's hard to do when looking around you. But you don'tneed to join any religion; you don't need to join any religion to know thathe gave you your soul and your ability to use your intelligent mentality.He's with you every day even though you think you may have longswayed from his path...you know every sin will be forgiven as long asyou can forgive yourself.

You don't need to join any religion; you don't need to join any religion, to

know that praying churches can sometimes feel like prisons. Everyprayer is personal because god wants to hear you, not what others may

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have told you to do!

Praise Mother Nature, praise the world, praise yourself, Have we comefull circle or do we need to go once more? Did Satan creep into the

house of God or did complicated religious associations make you realizethat you are walking in God's house...churches a place to meet eachother not pray, there's enough wasted time to be slayed.

Yeah we know it's hard to do when looking around you. But you don'tneed to join no religion; you don't need to join no religion to know that hegave you your soul and your ability to use your intelligent mentality. He'swith you every day even though you think you may have long swayedfrom his path...you know every sin will be forgiven as long as you canforgive yourself.

Churches a place to meet each other not pray, there's enough wastedtime to be slayed.

Albert Griffiths (singer/ guitarist from the Gladiators): Trains of Thought

Follow the Leader our spirit above sure it's too late for peace 'n love. Butsister of your brother listen now, you heard it before.

Step on that Zion Train because the time is now if you thought youmissed it hop on now - it's not too late - the Zion train it refuses no one,be a passenger then when you're ready to teach ride up front!

Our soul train it carries no captain, for you know that responsibility isdivided - unless you want to lead then let me tell you this -GOD Speed!

Dear Mr. Politician not enough is being done about the environment. OurPlanet is dying and our children will be crying. You once had conviction

now you joined the system.

Follow the leader our spirits above, are you certain it's too late for peace'n love?

Rob Halford (Singer of Judas Priest): The Little poem of Judas

You can press your point of view, scream it to every face you see but itwill still only be the truth for some of thee. A point of view is still only a

point of view nobody knows- we wonder if anybody ever knew.

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Perpetually unhappy with what we've got being human ain't much fun.Except if you have a GUN. Do you comprehend the pun? Sadly Mr. KurtCobain like many others did not.

Trying to emulate the Lizard King (Mr. Jim Morrison) can make one feellike the wizard king. Wiping out every preconceived thought like theBlizzard King. But in retrospect you may realize that walking the desertisn't all you may have thought it would be; besides it gets you thirsty,thirsty for a less delirious life one that may include kids a dog and maybeeven a spouse.

If you tell people things in a version or format that they want to hear, thenpeople hear what you want to tell them! Unfortunately versions that donot necessitate rebooting, have yet to be invented...therefore lets keepformatting those hard drives!

Mick Jagger: US3

I Bet it was a woman who -invented marriageI bet it was a man who invented -divorce

So many broken hearts in this worldSo many emotional sores

You know God & the Devilare inside of you~fuck religion~But don't let that DevilishGod fuck with you.

Yes that's right Im walking awayyet Im walking towards you!I will never stray, yet Im straying for you!

Don't you see the answer is easyAlways follow your heartBut don't throw or receive dartsUse your smarts!

I'm a Beetle pushing a Rolling Stone,yeah this planet we're living on

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...we're all here when God is near

...we were all here when Luciferbecame a match for you and mebecause you should know Jesus and Beelzebubby

are both within thee!

Posted by: Camilo / 6:09 PM

- Janis: As you can see you have many views for a bettertomorrow these points are shared by many however most find ittoo risky to implement especially world wide. So now you must

somehow find a way to incite these ideas especially the onesabout legalisation of illicit substances to the right people andonly you know who they could be.

- Josh: Yes, I have thought about this a great deal and think Iknow exactly who to contact. Josh now so fired up by Jamiesmeal and the prospect that the world could look a little more theway he would like, forgets to ingest the two raw eggs, hearingand shot of vodka and simply trips himself and hits his craniumagain spot on to perform another session of telepathy. This time

having prayed for the right vortex shoot Josh appears in theoffice of Mr. Jan Peter Van Balkenende the president of thesmall nation of the Netherlands. Josh decided not to appear asonly a voice but went in person. However still using telepathy toget trough to this premier.

- Josh: Good morning Mr. Van Balkenende. The presidentstartled, stares at Josh who instantly begins his telepathicmonologue: I come to you to address some crucial issues that ifyou decide to implement may aid your little nation first

economically and secondly will prove to the world that you arestill the foremost progressive country on this planet. Since Gaymarriage and soft drugs are legal within your borders I wouldlike you to consider the following, why not go one step, or a fewpaces even, further, legalise all so called illegal drugs by sodoing making them tested in laboratories to such effect that theyare being made relatively safe. If you do this you will see thatcrime in relation to this illegal industry will diminish and almostdisappear, also it can bring your country millions in what I have

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maybe with a personalised magnetic card system the microchipof which indicating how much the user is consuming. As withmethadone clinics in many parts of the world, medical marijuanaor as with the syringe trials of Zurich, Switzerland in the eighties

this new concept will be so popular due to the fact that itdrastically reduces the work load for the police and immigrationofficers and is bound to create hundreds if not more jobsespecially for those now selling junk on the streets. Hopefullyin turn other nations taking the Netherlands as example willfollow suit which then will create a world wide industry of illicitsubstances most of which come from economically lesspowerful countries like those of the Latin American continent orthe Middle East or even North Africa slowly bringing moreequilibrium on the worldwide economic foray. Please Jan Peteror Harry Potter as some of us fondly like to refer to you, letstogether start this endeavour and prove to the world that selfindulgence in drugs does not necessarily have to bepermanently detrimental or unproductive for the user. Bringingthe responsibility of using drugs to each individual. As with todayno one being able to show up drunk at work, so shall it be fordrugs. Also ultimately you will miraculously see a decline inusage (this of course sadly only for most part of the population)due to the fact that the danger aspect and thrill will soon wear

off. Lastly but not least as with alcohol and tobacco, drugsshould be taught how to use in schools, this is to say withoutexcess as they are meant to be used, recreationally andaddiction should be avoided by all costs this being monitored bythe personalised card system anyway. In front of the Dutchpresidents eyes Josh disappears into a vortex back to the veryordinary house where Al Gore is quietly waiting, sittingsomewhat uneasy in the corner of the sofa.

- Al: Humming the Paul Simon song: and Betty when you call

me, you can call me AlHi, Josh Ive been expecting you.- Josh: Ha, strangely enough so have I. All the environmental

mumbo jumbo I set forth in somewhat poetic and comical waysdoes not begin to compare to your activities or better said,efforts with film and books regarding the dangers of globalwarming, the holes in our ozone layer, the rising seas etc. Plusyou are already in the public eye making you quite influential tocommon folk anyhow.

- Al: Yes thats right in the eyes of the general public however

hardly anyone in the American congress seems to want to graspthe severity of the situation not to its full extent anyway. Even

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though Michael Mann and his fellow scientists proved thesceptics of climate change wrong. I heard your speech that youwill give at the twenty twenty three G8 summit it was quiteimpressive and yes I think that is the way to go, let China,

Europe, or even the Middle Eastern Sheiks be the first to switchindustries to Aeolian powered fields, solar energy, non pollutingvehicles etc. as I just dont see this happening fast enough inAmerica. (While speaking to Josh one can see some of theother dimensionally chosen shuffling about namely Bob Dylanand Jimi who enter into a special (maybe acoustic) rendition ofAll along the Watchtower)

- Josh (raising his voice a little due to the background music):Maybe youre right; my perception is that the Sheiks should bethe first to lead the way. The billions if not trillions they havemade with the crude oil trade will now enable them to gettogether with car manufacturers and produce machines that candrive just as fast or even faster than our current pollutingvehicles, and I think I know just the way to do it. If I am wrongGod will most probably prevent me from succeeding dont youthink?

- Al: I guess so, the God entity still remains a mystery to all of us.But how do you intend to do it?

- Josh: Im thinking of praying for a vortex that will bring me to the

end of Ramadan during noon prayer when all the mosques ofIndia and beyond are closely connected you must know Islam isa well knit community which is close to the Almighty or Allah ifyou will, after all they pray to this force three times per day theyare devoted people whom no one really needs to fear but ratheradmire.

- Al: See, not many people think of that...Josh now soexperienced with his telepathic powers just lightly taps his lefttemporal lobe and says to Al: I never really needed the so called

telepathic ingredients did I?- Al: Yeah, sorry about that it was Franks (Zappa) idea to boost

your confidence also had you not been the right guy heconsidered it a great prank.

- Josh: Inch Allah this is the right Vortex shoot- From a distance Al yells: good luck Josh.It is the end of Ramadan and our hungry nation of Islam is engagedinto fierce prayer when suddenly the beautiful chanting through thepowerful speakers of all the mosques in the world from Damascus

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heard through these powerful speakers is the voice of our littleJosh.

Josh: Good afternoon nation of Islam, my fellow Muslims, do not

fear the moon will shine tonight and you shall eat again. This is notAllah speaking however I come to you as some kind of interpreterfor the creating force; do not be alarmed I come in peace. Nowmost of the Islamic and Hindu world, as we all know are in direpoverty, there are none the less some of your brothers that holdgreat power, the one of black gold. What we and Allah, I am tounderstand as well, propose to you Sheiks is to quit the oh sopolluting oil industry and now shift industries to be the first withthe aid of car manufacturers of your choice, if not all somewheredown the line, to produce cars that absolutely do not pollute noteven one percent. It is now proven fact that carbon dioxideemissions are probably the largest factor in increasing globalwarming which is quickly degenerating. Weather you choose tobuild electrical cars or use another system of propulsion does notmatter what is important brothers is that you all work together tomake this happen as fast as possible since we all know now thatcarbon emissions especially those from auto mobiles are killing ourplanet at an enormous and soon to be unstoppable rate. So we callon you brother Sheiks to take this initiative seriously and help to

bring jobs to the thousands and thousands living in tiny shacks anddilapidated slums at the border of starvation all they pray for is alight among their measly existence. You now have the option tobring this light to many in the form of a spark plug maybethechoice of technology is I repeat yours. Also when the technology isready existing cars can be recycled to build these so called greenengines of propulsion a system of exchange from polluting to nonpolluting cars can be implemented. What I mean by this is that themetal of current cars should be recycled in order to make these

new non polluting vehicles. Josh feeling dizzy just utters: um, Allahis great!!! End of transmission.- Louis Armstrong: Pretty good my boy, you make me want to

play my horn.- Josh: Mr. Armstrong please do not let me stop you, Ive always

been a fan.- Louis: Aint it a wonderful world?- Josh: Yes of course it is, so why cant we keep it so?- Louis: You said it my boy, and with his fellow band mates enters

into a great trumpet jam.- Josh: That was beautiful thanks Mr. Armstrong!

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- Louis: Its just because we learned that music can make onestrong and you still need your energy for your further tasks onlythree left now.

- Josh: Yeah I guess but do you reckon itll have any kind of

effect?- Louis: Well it cant hurt to have tried and besides if we didnt all

have an effect or influence on you, you wouldnt even be here sobetter later than never as the saying goes. Of course the soonerthe better.

- Josh: Ok, Im energised, the telepathy thing is now under mycontrol I think, rather than making me tired yet restless andtherefore a little crazy and erratic I now seem to understand itbetter, it moves in waves through me, and I feel Im now able tocommand this silly ability without much fault. Or without eventouching my left temporal lobe.

- Louis: We knew in time that you would.- Josh: So whats next on the agenda? I mean what else can we

do?- Louis (fading): Youre the one who knows- Josh fumbling a little concentrates and thinks of what should be

his next step. He regroups his strength and in the distance hearsa piano playing and a lonely figure singing about a man ofgolden words thats a nice song he thoughtthey should make

more of those. Josh thanked Andrew Wood even though hewasnt there any more. Now, all fuelled up our Hero sets forth tobring his influence (if any) to the Palestinians and Jewish folk,Mr. Mohamed Abbas being his first victim: Mr. Abbas pleasedont be alarmed I am far from being one of your demons. Sothe economy is on a world wide downturn that is true and yourpeople appreciate your efforts to improve it, however you knowthat what the world is expecting from you as well as Israel andHezbollah is a conclusive peace treaty for this nonsensical

conflict that has now been going on for far too long, mendingcultural and religious differences isnt so hard to do. Thethousands who have shed their lives in vein on both sides ofyour divide are proof of this. Be the first to make steps towardreconciliation do not linger in making this a reality. The Gazastrip and the West Bank need to become new land for both ofyour countries to share in harmony. Of course this may seemlike an impossibility to you and an easy prospect for an outsiderbut what needs to be done needs to be done. That is to forget

the horrendous things that have happened in the last sixty fiveyears. Show that you can be the right mediator for a solution.

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Lead your people to embrace those that you hate and are beinghated by. In time your leniency will turn into friendship betweenneighbours and love between those at either side of the divide.Josh still feeling energetic proceeds to give similar speeches to

the Israeli Leader Benjamin Netanyahu and those of Hezbollah,inch Allah! Now wanting to surprise his fellow dimensionallychosen Josh prays for a vortex shoot that appears right abovethe swimming pool and with a cannon ball splashes variousfamous individuals amongst which Mr. Douglas Adams and BillWatterson

- Josh: Oh sorry if I got you wet.- Adams: Well that was your intention wasnt it?- Josh: Well kind ofhe he.- Bill: Nah, Josh thats great dont forget to be a kid since after all

you still are one. You tackle some of the most difficult issues thisplanet is facing and we therefore forget your tender age.

- Josh: What do you mean Im seventeen?- Adams: That is exactly what we mean you have a way to go and

it looks like youll go far.- Set up on the roof of the house the band Yes (with Bill Bruford

on drums) performs some of their best stuff namely the songbirthright

- Paul (McCartney) Oi! Playing on the roof was my idea! Anyway

lets enjoy the show. After the performance Josh with a singletear rolling down his cheek now feels electrified, crazed nolonger by weakness but by emotion and overwhelming feelingsof now being on a path that so many had paved for him.

- Adams: Yes, theyre good. But Josh, you must still eat. It sohappens that I possess great sandwich making skills and I tookthe liberty to make you one with caramelised fried onions justthe way you like it.

- Josh: Cheers, Mr. Adams.

- Adams: Please call me Doug.- Josh: With all your help I know now exactly what to do next. And

without further ad due a vortex shoot opens this one howeverhas some fire surrounding it also this one looks dark anddangerous on the other side. None the less Josh jumps into itknowing not what to expect only who to expect. There in a rockcave is Mr. Osama Bin Laden with a few Taliban subjectssurrounding him he is definitely alive but does not look well.Josh now under the guise of a fellow Taliban member with a

long beard and dirtied robes walks straight towards Osama andlooks him directly in the eyes and telepathically relays to him:

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As you may suspect by now Allah is sad over you. The creating forceknows that in some perverted way you mean well for your peoplehowever your people includes the entire human race not just Muslims.The notion that killing infidels may bring you good points in front of God

is an aberration you secretly know that all too well. The concept ofinfidelity towards the Messiah being an abstract one anyway. Most ofthe American, Australian, and British boys you are fighting and killing aswell as the rest of the armed forces you have drawn into your personalconflict are quite pious anyway. Allah forbids taking another man's lifeand this is why you are loosing support from the rest of the Islamic world.You do not look well my friend it is time to give up and render yourself tothe proper authorities I recommend you do this in the hands of Britishforces who will ultimately treat you more humanely. Since you havestudied and lived in the U.K. You know that the Brits can be very civil.Relay to all your Taliban leaders around the world that the war againstgreedy infidels was an erroneous notion and never really existed and istherefore over it is time to own up to your actions, lets pray together thatin doing so religious harmony will ensue. - Allah is great!

Josh: This time I truly doubt that Bin Laden or any other Talibanleader for that matter will listen at all. What are they to think? That I'm theprophet Mohammed incarnate..?Pontiff: Why not Josh, you have brought them closer to reality, time will

tell we'll see.Josh: Who are you? Ogling at this odd, old, somewhat fragile lookingfigure dressed in Jeans and a t-shirt.Pontiff: I am Pope Jean Paul the second you may not have recognisedme without my traditional robes but here I am none the less.Josh: Humbled and in quasi disbelief yes I recognise you now andunderstand that you are probably one that deserves to be in a dimensionnear God the most.Pontiff: Well, I don't know about that I believe we are all deserving.

Josh: Yeah, so do I.Pontiff: The thing is that unbeknown to man it is not that he seeks prayer(although it cannot hurt) he comes to those in their darkest moments andoffers them relief. Those who choose not to hear its silence maydegenerate and feel lost. By degeneration I mean excessive acts likemurder or suicide. But even those souls get more chances. God like theuniverse is infinite and so is his forgiveness and love.Josh: Yes, I had assumed all that or hoped it, but what about thepracticality of it all, on earth I mean. The Vatican is still a very rigid

institution as well as one of the richest in the world it barely helps thecauses it stands for bar spiritually. Don't you think bishops and other

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clergymen have way too good a life? Maybe they deserve it, but notenough is being done for the millions of Roman Catholics around theglobe. Latin America and places such as the Philippines are devout yethardly any financial relief is being given to them by the church the same

church that those people helped get rich with their donations. Don't youthink that is a little hypocritical?Pontiff: As pontiff I was very much involved in my silent relationship withGod and truly believed that simple prayer could do good. I didn't realisethe extent of the things you speak of. Not even when visiting our saintMother Theresa in Calcutta did I realise that more could and should bedone. Forgive me Father.Josh: All right enough of that none sense. We all perpetually makemistakes that's why we're here to better them.Pontiff: Do you like composers such as Tchaikovsky or Bach?Josh: Yes, they're some of my favourite virtuosos.Pontiff: Then I have some Tchaikovsky for you. Behind them appears asixty man orchestra performing Romeo and Juliet. After the sumptuousperformance Jean Paul asks Josh: Josh, can you do me a favour?Josh: Anything Mr. Pope!JP: Could you please visit the current pontiff and relay your point of viewto him maybe in the guise of John the Baptist that would be funny! Couldyou please, I see now how you and probably thousands of others viewthe church and I agree now that modernisation is in dire need.

Josh: Ok, I can do it since the Tchaikovsky song has done me good. Butyou must realise that I will probably include ideas that may appearblasphemous to you and others of your religion.Pontiff: I know Josh, and I concede that blasphemy is an outdated notionone that may have to be modernised as well, so just go for it I have mytrust in you.The pontiff having very accurately prayed for a portal to the currentpope's chambers in this way allows Josh to press his religiousconvictions or lack thereof to our current German pontiff.

Josh: Dear Pope Benedict the sixteenth do not be afraid I am amessenger of the Almighty. Josh dressed as a chaplain still withoutspeaking pushes his thoughts towards the skull of our present pontiff.The church is as old as man can date back written documents if notolder. Yet all it has done, besides giving comfort to millions is get fat onother people's money this is why there are so many divisions of theChristian faith. Christian Christians, those who do not believe the VirginMary existed or that she was a virgin for that matter (Freddy Mercury bythe pool to Brian May...typical huh!), are not just one isolated fraction of

this. They are doing exactly the same you are and looking at their growthin the last decades they may even overtake Catholicism one day. But the

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point is that all these faiths such as Calvinistic Protestantism (I gather theword protest in there somewhere) are all believing in the same biblereciting the same books referring to the same stories that are somehowto forge the existence of our lives. Yet, not unlike Jehovah's witnesses if

you do not join them in their delusion they do not have time for you. Ofcourse we are not dismissing all those beautiful souls, far from it sincereligion brings regulation in life. Also the music being made for fellowman from all of these religions is grand...But what we want you to realiseis that in the greater scheme of things it is all the same. One planet, onecreating force (our Mother Nature and evolutio

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