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# 1: Sign of a Singaporean

There's nothing wrong with putting chili sauce on everything

you eat.


Wait for instructions from people in authority before doing

anything.Always.


A good night out means having dinner at a hawker

Centre and then going to another hawker centre and

eating again.


It is a no-no to criticise your boss or people in higher positions even if they're

wrong.

Buys a $20 product (that he don't need) for $10 just

to save the money.


It's okay to have only one meaningful choice on a ballot.


Every task you take on and every group you form is incomplete without a

mission statement and a cheesy slogan


Most or all of these acronyms make sense to you: NUS; NTU; ERP; SDU;

PAP; MRT; LKY; GCT; PRC; TIBS; SBS; SMS; JB; JBJ; AMK; AYE; PIE; ECP; ISD;ISA; 5 C's; CPF; CHIJMES; SPG; CWO.


You think that nothing makes a

person more attractive than to

dressexactly like

thousands of other girls and guys who

dressexactly like girls and

guys in the malls.


$100,000 is a reasonable price for a Toyota Corolla and

$1 million is a reasonable price for a bungalow, but $5 for a plate of fried

noodles is a barbarous outrage.


You justify every argument with the

phrase "in order for us to be

competitive in the 21st century".


Everything should be "topped up"


Western food is incomplete without

baked beans.


You see nothing unusual about an organization of trade unions spending

more time owning and operating supermarkets, drugstores, amusement parks,

and financial services outlets than planning the next strike.


Durian and belachan no longer stink to you.


You're not confused by a street naming system that locates streets like

Clementi Road, Clementi Street, Clementi Crescent, Clementi Lane, Clementi

Drive, Clementi Way, and Clementi Avenues 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all within

walking distance of each other.


You get irritated if you don't see a sign telling you how long your wait's going to be for a bus, a train,

or the expressway to take you whereyou want to go.


You think that no vegetable should ever be eaten raw for any reason.

Except for cucumbers.


You forgot what chewing

gum tastes like.


You say "handphone",

not "cellphone" And you think

there's no such thingas a

handphone that's too thin.


You're not bothered by the fact that government cares whether you know

how to use a toilet or urinal correctly.


You're sure that the best way to change social behaviour is

through consistent and comprehensive government-sponsored campaigns that

permeate as many aspects of daily life as possible. And when

they don't work, you never speak of them again.


You've become a fan of either Arsenal, Man. U., or Liverpool. None of the team is from Singapore.


You think a bus is incomplete without a TV.


CTE or CITYI always get puzzled..when the taxi driver

says....we go by city??.... i always wonder what he's talking about. This whole country is a city so

you mean theres a province?????????

Um... just in case you really didn't understand, he's saying CTE (see tee ee), aka the Central

Expressway

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