silence
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Comic starring James Madison.TRANSCRIPT
Friend, we petition thee to end this unholy traffic in
human beings, it being a moral stain on our
nation!
What is this mischievous
meddling? Next they’ll want emancipation!
Mr. Speaker, I rise in opposition to the Quaker petition! I must say it is
an outrage that the request of these Quakers is being taken seriously!
This should be referred to a committee as a
matter of course.
That this subject is breached due to the
efforts of a group of such ill repute is
personally offensive!
It is Febuary 11th, 1790 and
A quaker petition to end
the slave trade has just
been presented to congress...
“Calm down, Mr. Jackson! No notice of this will be taken out of doors. It will die in committee"
Why don't you accompany me
outside?
But I Must Continue my
arguement!... Well... alright. ill go with you!
OUtside...
You haven't seen anything yet- here's a petition- with my
signature- from the Pennsylvania abolition society!
The evils of slavery should soon be ended.
Franklin must be having a senior
moment- Doesn’t he realize that this is too
important to talk about publicly?
So much for youR plan Mr.
Madison!
I knew this issue
wouldn't go quietly away!
the clear understanding during the Revolution was
that slavery would be gradually phased out, it being utterly incompatible
with the ideals of our founding document-the Declaration of
Independence.
You are mistaken, sir! The real foundational document was not the Declaration but
the Constitution, and it states plainly that the slave trade may not be abolished until 1808. Clearly, there was a
gentleman's agreement that slavery would not be
abolished either.
The constitution... The "general welfare"
clause provides the authority to eliminate
the slave trade! it empowers congress
to take whatever action it deems necessary to
countenance the restoration of liberty
for all Negroes!
They're both missing the
point. We're not
supposed to talk about it
at all.
You’re both wrong! We
neither committed to
abolition nor to the preservation
of slavery.
The Constitution was intentionally ambiguous on this point. Nowhere DiD I even mention the
word "slaves"
Besides, the only entity with the power to end slavery would be the federal
government, and the last thing we need is a strong,
assertive government.Even if the
restrictions you seek to impose were legal, they would be a logistical
impossibility!
How do you propose to
compensate the slave owners,
given our present dire
financial straits?
Since a bi-racial society is out of the question, I am also
curious to know where you propose
to locate the slaves after freeing
them.
As Elbridge Gerry of Massachusetts has
suggested, we could sell Western lands to
raise money to solve the compensation dilemma. We could also amortize the debt, so as to defray
the cost over a long period of time, as
suggested by a Virginian, St. George Tucker.
HOW CAN YOU SPEAK OF THIS
MATTER IN SUCH A FASHION! IT
IS RIDICULOUS. IT IS
GUARANTEED BY THE
CONSTITUTION THAT SLAVERY IS
TO REMAIN UNTOUCHED!
I have respect for your intellect, Mr. Jackson, but it
cannot be denied that at its very roots, slavery is completely incompatible with the noble
ideals brought forth during our virtuous American Revolution. Not
only does it violate the slaves inalienable rights endowed unto them by God, it subjects them to exploitation under the harshest
conditions.
Who cares about inalienable rights? Our economy is built on slaves! Without them we would flounder into oblivion. I have said it before, and I will say it again, for
never does it waver in its truth. Slavery is a necessary evil, one that is woven into
the very fabric of our society.
Mr. Franklin, you may enjoy your moral superiority, but the fact remains that the labor of our slaves feeds our wives, our children, our elderly! Our
livelihood depends upon what you are fighting so hard to abolish.
It is my duty, I believe, to do all I
can to rid the south of this scourge! The
sooner we are able to do this, the
better it will be for our country.
The Debate Continues..
.
THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING!
phew.
Apologies for my colleague. He is
a brash man. Undoubtedly. Did I tell you that I am considering writing
a parody of representative Jackson? In it, I will show the similarities between his
arguments and those which an Algerian pirate might make for enslaving Christians.
I'm sure it will be both humorous and enlightening.
I agree that these proslvavery arguments are shamefully indecent.
I think it was very improper to introduce this
matter in CongresS.
Like you, I must think of my constituents, manjy of
whom own slaves.
Slavery Is a moral and political evil.
Whoever puts forth a reasonable plan for
emancipation will deserve well of his
country.
The true policy of the southern states is to
let the matter proceed with as little noise as possible, and
die out quietly.
A Reading of the March 23 Committee RePORT, Brought to you by James Madison and the Virginia Society of Circumlocutions.
For the south, we have a committment to preerve the slave trade until 1808. For the North, we have a tax which will discourage the importation of slaves. For the Quaker petitioners, we have a vague promise to exercise our authority for humane purposes when possible.
Now if I could just
get my hands on
that Declaration
!
Alright, Mr. Jackson...
that's going too far. But we could
arrange to remove Congress'
power to tax slave imports and take out the vague language for the
Quakers.
Dear Mr. Randolph:I am pleased to report that slavery has been removed from the political agenda.
While I share your view that slavery is inherently evil, I
also believe that any attempt to end it would lead the Deep South to abandon the
union. Thus, I have helped pass a resolution denying Congress the authority to emancipate the slaves. This should, at last, silence both the abolistionists and
the Deep South on this issue, thereby ensuring the preservation of the union.
Sincerely yours,James Madison
Silence IS Golden