7/28/2019 Silly Con Valley

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We are genius magiciansWho supply the magic buttonsThat fulfill your every need.We feed on your greed

And we need to succeed.Your want is our fount.Your wont can be taughtAnd your mind can be bought.

We ARE the genius magiciansWho influence your decisions.We make our incisionsIn the fissures of your brain.We'll remove your painAnd tell you you are sane.

We are the masters without Masters

Who can't be bothered to showerOur undivided attention uponAny real, deserving problem.

We keep you shallowAnd allow you to followAny hollow or vapid fellow.

We are the wizards of pause,Rewind,Fast-forward,Skip,Ad nauseum.Our videos are the funniest;Our buttons the shiniest.We'll keep you connected;Your messages intercepted;Your time well spent.

We are genius magiciansWho offer nothingMore than a simple, everyday distraction.