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Singapore Hash House Harriets

News Letter

Singapore Hash House Harriets: Address: 24 Cactus Drive, #08-04, Singapore 809694

Web site: http://www.singaporeharriets.com

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The Run: A new run site in the jungles of Hougang (well not exactly), but the hares came up with some nice shiggy as well as some ugly up the hill checks. Topped off with a fantastic Mohito stop across the road from the run site. Calls of not enough road, not enough shiggy, not enough mint, accompanied the calls of “great run”. Thanks hares.

Next Week’s Run: Comes Quietly at the top of that f^&cking hill at Lorong Sesuai. On on at Red Lantern. Virgins: none.

The Harriets Committee Members Grand Mistress Melanie Smith Zipp [email protected] Joint Misstress Kristy Chissom Big Head Hareline Joint Mistress Jakki Harrison Comes First [email protected]

Hash Brew Louise Donaldson Too Easy On Sec Rachael Garston Bubble Blower [email protected]

Asst On Sec Lenie Quinova The Boxer Hash Cash Amy Lin Forced Entry [email protected]

Asst Hash Cash Jenny Lim Suzee Wong [email protected]

Haberdash Rose Rahman Ayam Kampong

Committee Kamela Chellam Sybil

Run Report #2245. 8 June 2016 Hares: Forced Entry, Dick Thricey, The Boxer Run Site: The Minton Condo, BBQ pit On On: The Minton Condo, BBQ pit

Next Run Run: 2246

When: Wednesday June 15 2016. What time does a 6 o’clock run start?

Where: Lorong Sesuai

Hares: Comes Quietly

On On: Red Lantern

Map: http://www.singaporeharriets.com/Runs/Details/2246

mailto:[email protected]





http://www.singaporeharriets.com/Runs/Details/2246


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Returnees: Woodbridge and Hooray. Guests: Trolley Dolly, Pink Fanny, Bibrator, Penile Extension. Lipstick: no general lipstick, but: Fairy of the Week: Big Head was running along and heard someone running alongside, maybe just in front of her boobs, so quite a way in front....Trolly Dolly. Tits: Jackoff: “Wet ‘n Wild is so cute”....she went to take a big leap over a small ditch after saying “we 60 year olds aren't afraid of anything”. Then Bibrator called “trip” and Chris said “I'm coming”. But Trolly Dolly gets tits for leaving a huge pile of cups at the drink stop. Dick: Sneaky Comer left it at home, sorry. Awards:

The Boxer for 50 runs Dick Thricey for 50 runs Dances with Kerbs for 700 runs!!!

AOB: GM .... New committee in the circle GM gifts: The Boxer and Penile Extension....12th anniversary gift..... aprons from

Italy. GM to Wet ‘n Wild for “47” (corrected by WnW to 37) years old birthday cake. FCB to Forced Entry for stealing cherries off the cake.... “popping Wet ‘n Wild’s

cherries.” Big Head.... Trolly Dolly birthday run on Lion City Hash last week.... brochure

had a misleading picture of him. Trolly Dolly..... heard some “bollocks” before the hash.... about new

shoes and black laces by FCB. “But two weeks ago your twin (Big Head) also had new shoes”.


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Trolly Dolly needs someone to advise on haircuts..... Too Easy please advise where NOT to get your hair cut.

Mother’s Tongue.... very pleased to have GM back... very proud she walked 800km with a back pack (Gypsy).

Big Head for GM... where are your FM shoes? Zipp looked in the cupboard but her shoes had collapsed.

Suzee Wong welcome back to masturbator (New beer man). GM for the hares nice run (they were finally ready to be charged). Big Head... Harriets is the best hash in the world.... cannot forget associates who

help out when they can.... was running in front and running into cobwebs..... one associate offered his big wobbly stick..... Comes Quietly.

The Boxer for co-hares.....”I am so small, smaller than co-hares”..... lucky that the first jungle we went in... suggested going in but co-hares didn't think so.... there was a man enthusiastically waving them in.... thought they were sex workers but he was disappointed.

Forced Entry continues with the story.... co-hares wanted to take a photo today of the waving man but he was gone.

Sybil continues the story.... Forced Entry soliciting in the jungle? FCB was waiting for Sybil in the jungle. “Kamela are you coming” was his call.

Penile for bride and bridesmaid.... picture of wedding doesn't fit his wedding suit anymore. 12th anniversary on 12th. Happy Anniversary The Boxer and Penile Extension!

On On On On!!!

Scribed by Sneaky Comer


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Subscription Payments

1. Direct transfer to Harriets Bank Account using Internet Banking. If you do

this, please email [email protected] when you have paid.

• Account: Singapore Hash House Harriets

• Bank: Malayan Banking Berhad (Tampines(

• Account Number: 04031036315

• Bank code 7302

• Branch code 003

2. Pay Assistant Hash Cash by Cash or Check at a run. Subs are $110 per

quarter for Ladies and $140 for Men.

Harriet’s Web Site

Reminder that Harriet’s members (including Associates) are entitled to a log-

on to the web site. With a log-on, you are able to:

View and update personal details, such as address, phone numbers, shirt

size, and preferred email address.

View your run count, run transcript, and runs hared transcript.

“Claim” a run from the Hareline – that is, for runs that do not yet have

hares, agree to set the run.

For runs you have claimed:

o Update your co-hares from the members list or add guest hares.

o Edit the run and on-on location, special occasion and other notes.

o Update the map with the run and on-on location so it automatically

shows up on the web site.

All you need to do is ask Sneaky Comer by email or at a run.

More details are available at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un_uWxWjjxg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un_uWxWjjxg


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National Parks Hares must give at least 4 weeks’ notice to the GM’s if intending to set a run in a Nature Reserve.

The GM will advise the procedure to get permission from National Parks. (To be revised once procedure is complete).

Only toilet paper is allowed at the Nature Reserves. Flour and chalk are not to be used under any circumstances.

Paper should be laid conservatively and inconspicuously to the general public.

Hares are responsible to clear up the paper by the next day or the sweeper is to clear up the trail. (This is to be done irrespective of where the run is laid).

Stick to the existing tracks (i.e. those clearly marked by the Npark) if you are laying runs in the Nature Reserves.

Strictly NO CHOPPING of plants in the Nature Reserves.

No Creating or cutting a new path in the Nature Reserves.

No arrows to be drawn on the roads or anywhere else in the nature Reserves.

Hares are accountable for their runs and if in the event a fine is imposed the hares will have to bear the cost. These fines are significant. (Up to $500). Repeat offences will lead to even heavier fines and result in that Hash Chapter being banned from running in Nature Reserves for 6 months.

Outside the Nature Reserves, use flour only on the ground and not on tree trunks.

Labrador park, SungeiBuloh, Kent Ridge Park and Mount Faberare also managed by the Nparks, so be mindful when setting runs there.

Maps of the Central Catchment area are appended below. Nparks now have a contact for each Hash Chapter in Singapore (in most cases the GM) and will call up any chapter that breaches any of these rules and will ban the Chapter till the matter is resolved. A warning will also be issued to the chapter.A fine will be imposed if a second breach is committed. The hares will have to bear the cost of the fine. Hares will need to think even more carefully about their run sites and trails. Hares will need to plan their run well in advance.Sweepers will become increasingly important – for making sure all runners return safely and for picking up the paper. Late comers to a run may find that there is no trail left to follow as the sweeper will have picked it up.These guidelines have been agreed on by all Hash Chapters in Singapore


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