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Volume 3, Number 4 September 2 . 1970 Montreef

'·-----------------------------------------------Loyol1 College and Sir George W~lia111s University, __________ ...

Sir George tn get $700,000 windfall Sir George is in liine for

a $700,000 bequest from a F lorida millionaire.

The sum, the exact amout of which is still in question, is a part of the late Thomas Dun­bar's will. Mr. Dunbar, who

dies two years ago, founded firms in the United States and Canada under the name Chem i­Pulp.

Michae l Sheldon, Assistant to the Principal, told the Paper that there were ti ll a number

of legal arrangements to be settled with lawyers before the money would be in ir George's hands.

"It may be weeks or months before these things a re cleared up' . he said.

Four universitaries are to be­nefit from Mr. Dunhar's will

- Sir George and the Un iver. ity of Western Ontario in Canada and the Clark on School of Technology (Potsdan, . Y . ) -and Southern Florida College in

SusP-ects ""under surveillance" at Loyola

Lutfy says_ theft "Inside Job" by Rick Pawlak

T he theft of $800 worth of F.R.A. tickets last week was an "inside job" Paul Lutfy. President of the LMSA charged last Friday.

• Lutfy added that although no arrests had yet been made in connection with the theft a number of "suspects" were under surveillance.

He said that the police had been brought in to the case so that " a report could be filed in

the event that legal action 1s taken against anyone."

The LMSA president last week blamed the theft on a small group of tudent trying to oust him and diso lve the Students Association.

F.R.A. Chairman Victor Levy accused the group of trying to discredit the Lutfy government if the LMSA runs into debt as a result of the stolen tickets.

The tickets were. valid for the variety show, the freshman fling and the Dick Gregory how -all F.R.A. activities.

The LMSA offices were van­dalized and paint was plashed on the foyer walls at the time of the theft.

Meanwhile, last week, the arts representative to the college senate, Chris Nouvet, circulated a petition calling for a general meeting of the student associa-

tion to present a motion for t he aboli tion of the LMSA.

Rumour on campus hint that a non-confidence motion may be levelled again t Lutfy's execu­tive at thi Wednesday's board of Directors meeting.

In an interview, Lutfy sa id

that the people responsible for the theft were playing a "psy­chological war".

''These people tend to be anarchists,'' he said, ·'but they shouldn't fight us: but join us in fighting the administration to act on student problems. "

He added that he believed the students knew that "these bas­tards are playing game '', and all the tudent wanted wa. the facts." traight out''.

F.R.A. Chairman Levy backed up Lutfy, saying he would take the rap if F.R.A. wept into debt.

The snoopies were flying high last week rl •tring their annual fall recruiting program. Well over 250 students signed up as fledging snoop ies. The contraption above actually does f ly -they 're rework ing on a supersonic m odel.

The times they were a"changin" • A little give and take: the S.S. (Student Services) take Co-Curric1t-

lars, 'and the E.S.A. is still trying to give nioney away. Find out from Terry Bovain! on page 3.

We're glad to report that as of Thursday all docks in the Hall building have been reset and syn­chronized.

It appears that the docks were out of whack for several days due to a short in the Master clock relay circuit.

However, the electrical depart­ment has assured us that now all is well - at least for a week or so!

Jim Gowland does so• pu1111ping (sto•achs) to keep the ' Cat' afloat­page 5.

Ron aims his 'caustic conunents' at Presidents this week- with a couple of letters from ex-editors-page 6.

Montrealer Galt MacDermot gets scrutinied on page 8 & 9.

Centerfold Gallery time again, and Arno's at his best-pages 10 & 11 .

In Entertainments. T.V. wins a bronze Banana Fro• John P. when even Tanya the Elephant gets the old "The enveope please" treatinent.

Warriors thrash Cadets, Gaiters maul Georgians, Blues match Red­men, Carabins dub Clansmen. Dawson sizzles Shawinigan, Gaels tame Mustangs, and a dozen other squads •ashed, Mudered, mangled, muti­lated, and maddened their opponents-allwith Robin. (there's even a little goH) on pages 16 through 20.

the United State The total portion of the will

to be equally divided among t he four univers1t1es e~ceed $2, 000,000, the Paper wa told by R.A. Irwin, President of Con­solidated Bathurst and a per­-;onal fr iend of Mr. Dunbar's.

The Board of Governors of the University of Western On­tario announced their · legacy la. t week, claiming that t he figure would be $700,000.

Mr. Sheldon said ir George had understood the sum would be $250,000 but "if Western ha quoted $700,000, then that's also pos ible".

Mr. heldon said he wa under the impression that the four universities would divide the money equall_v.

The universities in question were almost cut off from re­ceiving the money.

After Mr. Dunbar died it was found out that he had made out another, more recent will, dividing his e tate between his nur e and his chauffeur.

This will was contested by ir George and the other parties

in question on the grounds that it wa "forced''. The court action wa successful, but it caused a delay in settling the estate.

Doug ,Jone , a friend of Mr. Dunbar· and the ecretary of the Canadian Pulp and Paper As. ociation told the Paper that the Florida millionaire had been a resident of Montreal and had spent long periods here.

·'Mr. Dunbar had an apart­ment on Mountain Street for a number of years and may have had . ome sort of a ociation with ir George then", Mr. .Jones . aid.

"He was an amateur inventor of sorts and I beleive he had a total of :39 patents out before he died".

" Someone at ir George may habe he lped him in his research or he may have u ed ome of the fac ili ties there" , he added.

Mr. Irw in said t hat Mr. Dun­bar had taken the advice of La r­ry Whe ldon. the Cha ir man of t he Board of Con olidated Bathur t, in choo ing Sir George a a beneficiary of the will.

"Mr. Wheldon and Mr. Dun­bar were very close friends." he aid. ·· o when Mr. Dunbar be1;an to . wonder what he would do with his estate he a ked Larry Wheldon to ugge t two Canadian universitie as bene­ficiaries··.

"Mr. Wheldon ugge ted Sir George and the Univer itar\· of v\'e tern Ontario'" .

Consolidated Bathurst and :vlr. Wheldon have been known as '"friends of Sir George'" for many _vea rs.

2 I THE PAPER SEPTEMBER 28, 1970

TV Sir George - the key is easy information by Giiaa SalNler

T.V. Sir George, one of the more ambitious enterprises of the Student Association, is into anotther operating year.

Although totally financed by the S.A. , the staff includes both day and evening students. Steve Morco, director of internal pro­ductions, explained T . V.S.G. 's function as, " Our first and main function is that of a club, but with no membership fee.

We exist solely to allow peo­ple who are interested in T .V. and film production a chance to work in that situation".

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Gary Shaffron, executive pro­ducer, pointed out that, " Over the past few years the empha­sis has been, through necessi­ty, on expanding facilities, but now we've reached a point where we feel that the emphasis can be shifted to quality and pro­duction".

Although the operating budget will be about $3,000, the neces­sary equipment is extremely ex­pensive. Contributions from companies would be greatly ap­preciated. Since April, tech­nical director Vic Kolos has been working with a crew on a

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T.V.S.G. is still in need of interested students, who will be trained and organised by the staff already oriented. People interested in electronics would be a great help", according to Kolos.

Members of this year's staff include Barbara Fish, Susan Teittlebaum, John Migicovsky,

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Program listings for this year will include, hopefully, .the Artulio Twundleseed Choral and Chorus, a variety show, and Grok, a half-hour program fea­turing local folk talent.

Both shows would be return­ing for another season. The " Neilson ratings" show both shows with a high popularity rate.

T.V.S .G. 's operating hours are 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., and 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. They broad-

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cast on channel 9 in the Norris and Hall buildings.

Policy changes include the shortening of broadcasts and ' 'making them more frequent" . This is due, according to T . V. Sir George's supervisors, " to the transient nature of the stu­dents".

They also expressed a desire to become a greater source of information concerning Sir George events, schedules, and outside news.

The French 201.0 T.V. course is a product of T .V.S .G. along with the grad students of C.I.T.

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Stude nt Services Bud~et Shuffled

Co-curricular Funds Axed Carni Queen

Contest Nixed

by Terry Bovaird

T he on-again, off-again co­curricular program has once again been abandoned by the University Council on Student Life.

Co-curricular was an inde­pendent committee set up to pro­vide money for student, faculty and administration to sponsor educational projects such as trips, visiting lecturers and other similar programs.

The abolition of the program

was a part of the UCSL's balan­cing of the student services bud­get following a di appoin ting grant from the government to the student services area .

The budget was originally made up at a spring meeting of the UCSL at the Grand Motor Hotel. It was then estimated that the government grant would be $225,000 to the student services area. The grant in fact was only $175,000.

In order to make up the defi­cit, UCSL cut out the $10,000

co-curricular was originally sup­posed to receive and utilised the $40,000 surplus from 1969-70 ..

The student services budget is now $616,000 with a surplus of only $1,000.

While this action meets the problem for the current year, Dean Magnus Flynn told the UCSL last Wednesday that stu­dent service must either cut back expenditures or generate more income for 1971-72.

However, according to Dean Flynn, there is a slim possibi-

ESA Grant System l{esponse "Discouraging, Disheartening" by Terry Bovaird

The turnout for the Evening Students Association's new grant system has been both "disheartening and discourag­ing", Dave Ramsay, Financial Air Officer in t he Dean of Students Office and the ad­ministrator of the system, said last week.

So far, only 40 students have applied for the $5000 which will cover the costs of tuition for needy evening students.

The deadline for applications is October 9, although Ramsay indicated this might be extended.

It must be remembered that in past years, when the grant sys­tem was non-existent, the non­defunct rebate system used to attract up to 1,500 students per year," Ramsay said.

"This either means that the need for financial aid has never really existed, or that evening students are too apathetic to even apply," he added.

"The discouraging fact that there has been less than 5% of the turnout that the rebate sys­tem received can only be des­cribed as unexplainable."

Executives from the ESA got together over the summer to de­sign the grant system. It was felt that evening students at Sir

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George were disadvantaged in the area of financial assistance and that in a number of cases this may have jeopardised some­one's opportunity to continue his studies.

While evening students have always been eligible for emer­gency loans from the financial aid .office they are only a tempo­rary solution.

"With a loan," says Ramsay, "you merely shift the debt from one area to another, you don 't eliminate it."

"It therefore follows that the most practicall solution is throught a non-repayable grant system," he added. '

With this is mind, a task force

consisting of Stephen Huza, ESA Arts rep, Ricard Firth , ESA ex­ternal VP Wayne Gray, ESA President, and Ramsay was set up in the summer and campe up with the present system.

T he system is restricted to evening undergraduates who have obt ained five or more cred its at Sir George.

Students rece1vmg tuition re­funds from their employers, members of the ESA Executive Council (past or present) and executives of clubs, organiza­tions or any office for which re­numeration is paid by the ESA are ineleigible.

"We had a couple of students come to see us prior to registra­tion who without some form of assistance, would not have been able to register this year," Ram­say said.

"We had a couple of students come to see us prior to registration who without some form of assistance, would not have been able to register this year," Ramsay said.

"One of these students had nine credits and the other, fif­teen. They had been slugging a­way in the evening division for three of four years and were now facing the real possibility of dropping out of school."

con t on p g. 4

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lity of additional government support next year in view of in­creased government interest in student life and services.

Student services include athle­tics, guidance servi1:es, the Dean of Students Office, Health ser­vices, and other programs in the student "life" area.

A task force to look into the situation was set up by the UCSL last Wednesday. It will issue a report at the next council meet­ing.

Meanwhile, Wayne Gray, Pre­sident of the Evening Students Association pledged the support of his organization for co-curri­cular programs.

He told the com·mittee that or­ganizations could approach the E.S.A. for funds to finance speak­ers, films, etc. T he Students As­sociation pledged a similar sup­port program . .

Prof. Scheinberg complained that such a set-up would place the approval of such programs under the political aegis of stu­dent organizations. He said that one of the main attractions of the co-curricular committee was that it was independent.

con' t on pg. 5

by Rick Germano

This year's at Sir George the perennial contest.

winter carnival will not featu re

carnival queen

Jim Loukas, carnival chai r­man, said last week that one of the rea ons for the change was that, "Students are getting ti red of having the same carnival year in, year out.'

Last year, a number of ca r­nival queen contestants com­plained of irregularities in the judging of the queen contest.

Loukas aid that Sir George would join with Loyola College holding a number of carnival· events to in ure greater success than la t year.

The entertainment evening, which draws big name entertain­ment acts from Canada and the Unived States, will be held at the Forum, rather than Place des Arts in conjuction with Loyola.

Some of the other big events are the ball, to be held at an undecided hotel , and the ski trip, po sibly at Mont Tremblant.

The carnival committee has not yet decided whether the ba ll will be formal or semi-formal.

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-Manolesco almost made ii

John Manolesco, Sir George's favourite astrologer, on the recent Under Attack program filmed at Sir George, asked on the air what had happened to a recent proposition he had made to the University concerning his initiati~g a course.

Mr. Manolesco never was able to get a response from either the audience or the panel, and the Paper decided to look into it.

During the academic year 1968/69, the committee for the develop­ment of innovative and experiment courses was looking for just that.

Mr. Manolesco, it seems, sent a letter to assoc. prof. Dr. R.E. Carter, chairman of the pholosophy dept. and member of the expe­rimental committee, suggesting as a course "The Occult and Pseu­do Sciences".

The committee agreed to give the idea a trial, and arranged a lecture by the astrologer.

The result of the trial was that the committee rejected not only the lecturer, Mr. Manolesco, but the lecture ·as well. The idea for such a course dealing in the pseudo-sciences, is not dead, but for Mr. Manolesco, there will be no resurrection.

The possible course was intended, if accepted, to become a stan­dard university course, with listings under no particular faculty. For the moment, however, the economic instability at Sir George . has forced a freeze on all experimental programs.

Jumbos Force Retraining Program Air Canada's pilots and

stewardesses will have to take a retraining program to handle the new jumbo jets that are to be de­livered next spring.

For the three mammoth Boeing 747s and 10 Lockheed 1011s the first lap of training is to start

flight simulator, a device that simulates on the ground actual flight conditions of the aircraft.

An airline spokesman says, the flight simulator is merely a training aid, it will never replace the pilot. Canadian Aviation Electronics (CAE) Industries will

Boeing 747

next March, two months before delivery of the Boeings.

Preparation for the Lockheeds, which Air Canada won't receive until 1972, is generally similar that of the Boeings.

Pilot retraining will con­centrate on the handling of new equipment. Stewardesses need training to handle more than twice the passengers they usual­ly deal with.

Pilots will now be trained on a

produce the simulator, for installation at Air Canada's flight training centre in Montreal.

Air Canada has also chosen CAI's transportable utility box an instrument which enables the instructor to carry the controls, for calling up faults during the training exercise from any seat on the flight deck.

Another instrument that is in , the experimental stage is the Inertial Navigation System (INS).

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by Rick Germano This system will automatically navigate the aircraft from one de!1tination to another within a 15 mile radius.

Air Canada is hoping that this system will be perfected by 1972 for use in the Lockheed 1011.

Although these instruments are doing most of the pilot's work, Air Canada pilots involved with the jumbo jets can still expect a pay increase.

Within the next five years Air Canada hopes to get rid of all its Vanguards and Viscounts and re­place them with modern DC8s andDC9s.

Like the pilots the jumbo jets have brought many changes to the stewardesses' job.

and efficient service. Depending on the type of route,

the cabin crew will consist of eight to 13 attendants.

An airline spokesman says that because everything else is big­ger on the jumbo jets, stewar­desses will be serving bigger

speed ovens, refrigerators, free­zers and every other kitchen ap­pliance imaginable.

An airline spokesman says the food is to be transported from the galley to the passenger deck by means of two elevators that are large enough to carry

Although the stewardesses have more t_han double the pas­sengers to cater to, Air Canada has not hired anymore for they are confident that the present number is sufficient to handle the three Boeing 747s. As for the Lockheed 1011s noboby knows.

Lockheed L-1011 Tristar

Stewardesses are to be trained on how to handle new emergency equipment and 365 passengers.

An airline spokesman says, as to the serving of the pas­sengers there is ·no problem, three complete galleys and meal service by means of meal cart will provide passengers with fast

food trays in the economy sec­, tions.

The second aircraft of the j11mbo jet series is the Lockheed 1011.

This aircraft is not as big as the Boeing 7 47 but there is a fantastic feature about this air­craft and that is the below deck galley.

This galley manned by two at­tendants is equipped with high-

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stewardesses. An intercom sys­tem will keep the stewardesses in close contact with the galley attendants.

With all food preparation done below deck passengers are spar­ed thE: delay of waiting for the caterers to load the aircraft.

This feature is more than eco­nomic.al for Air Canada for they now have room for another 19 passengers.

Grant cont from pg 3

"The question that you have to ask is would they ever return and finish their degree or would they see themselves as facing an insurmountable obstacle and give up?"

"By virtue of the grant system we are able to ensure that a number of students in this posi­tion are able to continue their education."

The program this year is an experimental one and the task force will assess its success or failure and report back to the ESA with possible recommenda­tions for the future .

THE PAPER SEPTEMBER 28, 1970 I 5

Food Services -A New Man at the Helm by St.eve First

"I like it, I really do," comments Jim Gowland, on his new job as general manager of the seven.th floor food erv­ices complex. · "And it' not the money becau e I could always get more somewhere el e" , he continued . "The job i a real chal ­lenge, and there i no room for bore­dom to set in. I'm confronted with new pro bl ems everyday". ·

H aving previous experience with Crow­ley and McCracken Co . Ltd., and in the employ of ir George since 1967, Gow­land took over the Food services complex after the resignation of Don McPhie earlier thi year.

He's got problem . Food service i. one of the biggest headache area in the university (with the exception of the Health Center) . But Jim Gowland likes it it ' one of the rea on he took the job.

Now he's got to decide how to eliminate ome of those problems. On.e of t he new

implementations th is year is the intro­duction of a new BBQ meal every day.

"The feed back ha been great so far ... Gowland said but he does not expect to plea e everyone all t he time.

During the summer Gowland mailed out 4000 que tionnaire to students on cafeteria problems. The respon e wa, " disheartening". The feedback wa about l ', and Gowland finds thi difficult to fathom.

Why doesn ' t the clientele want to choo e their own menus? It beat him .

One of the biggest problem concerns pilferage of ustensil and dishes from the cafeteria. Gowland complain that along with hi limited replacement budget of $ 000 he should receive a certain percentage of the tudent ervices fee.

The Univer ity of Montreal and Mc Gill, says Gowland , budget about two dollars per tudent to cover damage

and losses in th.eir cafeterias. However, earlier this year, Wayne

Gray, P resident of the Evening tudents As ociation, vetoed this suggestion with the admon ition t hat those people who u e the cafeteria faci lities hould pay for it .

In turn, Gowland counters, if he were to increase prices, people would com­plain and if he were to charge those peo­ple who just take cups and aucer, , hot water and uten ils when they bring their own food , the studi:nts would call foul.

The Atheletics department is support ­ed by a part of the student services fee. reminds Gowland, and not everyone par­ticipates yet all pay.

"How about the cafeteria where almost everyone use. it once or twice a day? "

he asks. T he studen t is not wholly to blame

however. Gowland insists that mem bers of the faculty and the administration should also consider the consequences of lo and damage.

Ju t la t week alone, fifteen gla se and three new teapot were found in the gar bage that had been collected from variou points in the building remote from the eventh floor.

So - there are problems. Budgets, customer service, quality, prices and many, many others.

Concludes the new general manager, " customer atisfaction i foremo t in mind and the break even point can come after· ·.

~l)oe ,bopp~

m, the campus go!

Jim Gowland; it 's ·a big job ridding the cafeteria of budgetary disease.

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STUDENT SERVICES BUDGETS 1970-71

EXPENDITURES MARCH 1970 Student Serivces Fees 337,518.00 Government Grant 224,466.00 Effective Reading Course 7,500.00 Health Center 18,350.00 Guidance Office 4,000.00 interest 7,000.00 1968-69 Surplus 28,970.00 1969-70 Surplus ----------

REVENUE $627,804.00

Physical Education 190,000.00 Health Center 50,000.00 Guidance Office 214,134.00 Student Services Handbook 6,000.00 Chaplains 750.00 Orientation 2,500.00 Research 3,750.00 University Council of 4,000.00 Student Life Co-Curricular Programme 10,000.00 Office of the Dean of 142,925.00

$624,059.00

Projected Surplus/Deficit $3,745.00

(1) Additional monie to cover construction and charges.

SEPT. 1970 337,518.00 175,000.00

6,000.00 18,350.00 4,000.00 7,000.00

28,970.00 40,000.00

$616,838.00

190,000.00 50,000.00

214,134.00 6,000.00 2,500.00 2,500.00 3,750.00 4,000.00

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$615,809.00

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Budget Budget All right Stuart, where's the budget? The Student Association held their annual budget

meeting last September 19, passing a (approximate­ly) $100,000 list of expenditures and revenue be­fore the Student Legislative Council.

The final approval of the budget took place be­hind closed doors. The meeting had started with anyone allowed in as observors, but was closed after the gallery became a little too rambunctious about their disagreement with the proceedings. But that's alright.

The thing that's not alright is the fact that S.A. President Stuart is not too enamoured about making the budget details public.

Immediately the question is asked; "Why?". Do Stuart and the Student Association have something to hide in the budget? That, actually is unlikely but still, possible.

The real issue lies in Stuart's responsibility as president of the Student Association, to readily make information concerning the budget available to day students.

They elected him to handle. their money in a fair and open way. He solicited their support on that basis. And· when he won the presidency he took on that responsibility.

Yet, as so often when one-term presidents are elected, the election promises go into the waste basket long before the campaign but tons do.

So it seems with Stuart. Yet the ESA doesn't seem to hesitiate to publish

their financial statistics. The Paper has agreed to set aside half a page of space each month so that ESA monthly statements can be published.

And in the month of October the ESA will put out a four or eight page supplement in the Paper out­lining in detail their financial picture. Kudos. · Yet the SA is very jealous of their budget in­

formation. You're not spending your own money, fellas. Why not let those whose money it is, know what you're doing with it .

So Stuart, where 's the budget?

Letters ... Down

Dear Sir, Gosh Guys! You could at least

try to get your facts straight. I know it's tough getting up early

I Saturday A.M . just to hear the pols gabble but you are gett ing a kick out of controlling the media.

Wayne Gray (that's me) does not "run(s) the department (Me­dia Sales)". I acted as a co-or­dinator along with Richard Firth subject to the rules and regula­tions of Executive Council and the Executive Steering Com­mittee who, by the way, are not my greatest fans.

Oh yes! Hall our dribble about hours of circulation etc., is so much " pettiness" why do you waste your t ime wearing your personal animosities on your quills?

Wayne Gray

Up Dear Sir;

Considering the limit ations within which campus papers tra­ditionally work, including chro­nic lack of staff, budgetary res­trictions, and the diffused an­guished cries of those who want more space in its columns, and knowing very well that kudos are hard to come by for work of this · nature, allow me to commend yourself and your staff for a w e 1 1 - presented, interesting paper.

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Wayne Gray, as predicted, is back into the Media Sales operation of The Paper.

H you remember, when we left you last week Gray had quit the advertising department of The Paper in a move to force the issue of The Paper's deadlines.

The issue was brought up at a Saturday morning meeting of the ESA Council where both The Paper and Gray presented their positions.

The Paper was pushing for the right to come out on Monday afternoon (or early evening at the la­test) so that a better newspaper could be produced with late weekend news and sports included.

Gray's position was that such an arrangement would reduce circulation figures and have a de­trimental effect on advertising revenues.

At the council meeting, it was decided to wait until more facts could be attained before making a decision on deadlines.

Not satisfied with the result of the meeting, Gray resigned his Media Sales position in an attempt to

force the issue. So, as last we saw our two protagonists they

were locked in mortal combat, balancing on the rim of credibility.

Gray has fallen off. The ESA president resigned his Media Sales

position, claiming a conflict of i;nterest between that post and the presidency.

He also cited " too many hassles" and " not enough time" as reasons for his withdrawal from the lucrative position. Fine. ·

But now he's back. And what happened to all the sound reasoning put forward for his resignation? It's no longer mentioned.

Which only points out the real reasons for the resignation in the first place. It was an attempt to force the issue of the deadlines. A game. It failed because the ESA accepted his resigqation rather than changing its position.

So the serial ends - for now at least.

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HAIR - Galt MacDermot brings it all back home by Stephen Huza

A glance at the back of any " Hair" program where you would normally expect to find several auspiciously-credted and detailed " Who's Who's" , will

, instead reveal a half inch space which simply reads ; " Galt Mac Dermot (composer) piano player' organist, choir director, African and love rock musicologist."

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if you consider the fact that the subject, Galt MacDermot, is the composer of what has become the most phenomenal music suc­cess in the annals of Broadway.

But this is by rio means where the contradiction ends.

MacDermot, who with Gerome Ragni and James Rado, helped to electronically amplify the peaon to peace, pot and permissive­ness that " Hair" is, is in actu­ality clean-cut, clean-shaven , clean-clothed and clean-living.

MacDermot was born in Cana­da. His father, a Canadian dip­lomat, was assigned to South Africa when Galt was young and this is where the composer got

his first brush with music, studying for four years.

He concentrated on jazz upon returning to Canada and spent a year in England playing rock and roll.

Then while studying in Mont­real, Galt wrote the music for "My Fur Lady", a very success­ful Red and White revue at Mc Gill.

It was in New York that Galt was approached to write the mu­sic for "Hair" . He confided that he didn 't approach "Hair" with t he idea of writing for Broad­way.

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"There was somethin_g I liked about it. So I wrote quickly enough so that in two or three weeks we had enough to start."

And start they did. "Hair" made its Broadway debut on April 29 at the Biltmore Thea­tre, completely re-written, re­staged and re-cast. T his was in 1968.

This is 1970. And Galt has come back home. But it's a long way away from "My Fur Lady."

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The Lively Coloured Enig1na · ENTER by John P. Hardy

Slouching beside our flag and that for which it stands, let us admit to our. involvement in tele­vision as basically American. All in favour, say ay-yay.

We are all aware of the incre­dible influence of 'inventions' on modem history to date, be it the credit card or the nuclear bomb (the benefits are com­parable.) We are not, however, at all clear as to the place of television in our dail_y or ni~ht-ly lives.

This television, some claim, is the most vital 'invention ' in the history of communicated knowledge, since the two wonders of the Middle Ages; the founding of the university in the twelfth century and the discovery of the printing press in the fifteenth century. We have now had tele­vision for close to four deca­des - relatively a short time. We have had fire considerably longer, and we still do not have total control over it.

Television is, after all, a new medium ... still . Somehow, it is surprising and alarming that we have not yet come to terms with it nor do we fully understand its character. We watch, we gaze, we munch, guzzle and nod in hy­pnotic approval or snicker in disgust, but we do not really know what role it should play or how it should play whatever role is assigned to it.

We merely sit in our loungers, suffering from an acute case of 'pathetic apathy' , while those who sit in the seats of 1power' -the members of the various Com­munications Commissions and the 'overlords of the industry' -suffer from an even more acute case of schizophrenia: they have not been able to distinguish whether television is a public or a private enterprise. Their sole

funct ion is to bring to the con­suming ear the word of the mar-. ket ing megaphone.

There are (per Yellow Pages 1970) enough private enterprises, ample outlets to chisel the easy as well as the hard buck. As it stands, television is controlled by men without vision or ima­gination in anything other than their major interests - manu­facturing, marketing and finance . Their objective is to 'sell' during what has euphemistically been referred to as "prime time".

Most of us find "prime-time" entertainment a nostalgic sanc­tuary - one of the few left -where few men swear, only hor­ses sweat (men perspire and women 'do') the chruch is sel­dom criticized, man and woman do not live together out of wed­lock (Jeanies excepted) and the little disturbances of life are usually resolved, by the likes of Fred MacMurray and Robert Young, in favor of the status quo.

Most recently, we have be­come unavoidably aware of the pervasive superstructure of 'te­levision's taste-makers'. Thanks to their diligent chastity and their bold and intermittent "beeps" the viewers are protect­ed from dirty jokes, crooked prize shows, racial slurs, nudity, vulgarity and the. three sacred "no-no's" of television - sin, sex and sacrilege.

Prime examples of " prime­time perturbance" are the "Smothers Brothers Hour' and the "Laugh-In' phenomenon. The difference in style between the two programmes is really "ver­ry interesting." The Brothers were smothered for committing the unpardonable sin of making social comment within an enter­tainment format. Joan Baez spoke against the draft, causing

not only the eventual cancellation of the Smothers' show, but launched the Brothers to prove to themselves and the world that there is a most financially re­warding future in blatent dissent and rebellion.

The Smothers Brothers again work from a youthful, anti-es­tablishment, often sophomoric point of view. Rowan and Martin 'laugh-in' on the establishment from a rather neutral position.' At least it appears neutral at first glance, which is all that is alloted.

The humor of "Laugh-In" flies by so rapidly, that half the au­dience gets the joke but seldom the message. Gawking at the Smothers Brothers, viewers get the message, (sometimes a little smut for seasoning) but are left to ponder as to the where-abouts of the joke. The Brothers aeal less in 'naughty jokes' ·as in 'ideas.'

These are but two examples, and quite specific to be sure. An attempt 'must be made to be more general and to see the . en­tire tube. Let us then consider the quality and nature of pro­gramming on much broader terms. The 'themes' are true to life in a way that popular cul­ture seldom is; only the names have been changed to protect the guilty - the viewer.

The viewer, then watches these 'slices of life' in color or black and white, and never having had the stuff of his daily existence taken so seriously, he responds with a new feeling of impor­tance and rejuvinated dignity. The tendency is toward low-key drama utilizing Hardy Boys gim­mickery to present a kind of domestic realism, extracting an

New TV - Too Bad Dear Diarrhea;

Here I am in front of the family TV set, and having sat here for almost a full week, I witnessed what little is new and what little is good on the new season.

Many disappointments are still to come this week, but most of the shows I expected something great from turned out to be major letdowns.

Rod Serling, who I enjoyed through many sea­sons of Twilight Zone, was about the only plea­sant surprise. As a matter of fact, it was great

• and unusually effective. His is only one bundle that makes up BC's Four In One series. Ser­ling's Night Gallery is, (according to TV Guide) some "series stories. "

Unlike the old Zone sports, Uncle Rod' s latest efforts don't deal with the warpness of the human physical condition as with the bizarre behavior of the human mental condition. Gone are the creep­ing blobs, gone are the characters with four eyes and gone are the super-powerful invaders from Mars.

What is left is good old fashioned and believa­ble mystery and just funky serie stuff. Got it? Having worked out the mathematics of a Four In One job, I figured out that Night Gallery will only come around once a month.

Big massive letdown. That is what Flip Wilson brought across by popping up in his own show. I love his humor and although he has always pro­ved to be fesh and imaginative, I am afi:aid he is only funny occasionally. Once every two weeks or so, Geraldine, or "The Devil Made Me Do It'" was side-splitting and fun.

Now Flip has flopped and he hosts a low-bud­get extravaganza. He tries to sing, and the spon­taniety of his humor is quickly growing dull, as I know I can expect his routine once a week. Nothing to look forward to anymore, just take it for granted I suppose. 'Last night, Roy Clark (Hee-Haw's ha-ha) came right out and told him, "Don't hurt yourself." I doubt if he will heed the warning.

Tim Conway however, has pulled through and is surprisingly good. Slapstick and at times just amazingly simple, he does what he does best: comedy. That only ... I like him, and ---

It seems that almost every second billed funny man of television's past has got his own show now. Don Knotts has one, but won't for long.

Ed Sullivan devoted his show to the first annual Georgie Award fiascle. This, my dear diarrhea, .is what is kitch. After pronouncing that the awards are for greatest achievement in live entertain­ment, Sullivan presented to bring on videotaped act after videotaped act.

Some luminaries were present to pick up their award and do their stuff; Tanya the elephant, the Flying Alexander, Tom Jones and Peter Gennaro. What else can one ask for. There were pictures of Jimmy Durante, old tapes of Brabra Streisand, and an epic mish-mash of opulent American crap, all that is the splendour of Radio City Music Hall.

Milton Berle paid a tribute by telling the ab­solute truth. "Ed Sullivan has made television what it is t9day; desperate."

empathy which derives from the accuracy in relfecting the or­dinary viewer's ordinary con­ception of an ordinary world (or the ordinary conception as moulded by the eleven o'clock news.)

In the arts, pornography is gaining place as a bedfellow to rectitude. (This is not to be foreseen as the beginning of a plea for topless commercials.) However, the sex act is describ­ed freely in books, the full pic­ture is presented in all its car­nal beauty on the movie screen and the phonograph recordings are crying out in sexual fulfill­ment.

Not so with 'the idiot box'. To shun any form of such libe­ral attitudes is not all healthy and may .even be looked upon as a hazard. By eliminating the unpleasant, the controversial, the immoral (tsk, tsk) the tele­vision arts and sciences help to sustain a mass illusion that is false to the society which gives the medium its franchise.

There are, certainly, occa­sional legitimate gestures, suc­cessfully geared to the wide pub­lic interest. Every so often, te­levision shows what it can really do when it sets its tube to it; the coverage of the three major assassinations in the United States, the coverage of Cana­dian and American political campaigns and elections and the moon epic.

The inevitable observation here is, if television can do this well, why does it not habitually do this well? We do not, after

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We have been tuning in 'same time, same channel' for ~ little more than forty years. Does te­levision belong to the newspaper and magazine as a form of en­tertainment and information? Does it belong with the class­room and the university as a form of education? It seems that it is a pinch of this and a dab of that - very badly mixed and beaten.

The 'lively coloured enigma' is, that after four decades we still do not know where televi­sion belongs or what exactly its character - unfortunately, neith­er does television!"

Art Metrano, Bruce Belland, Tim Conway, David Somerville, Bonnie Boland all star in the "Tim Conway Comedy Hour". Not too bad.

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Elliot Gould's ~~Getting Straight'' By Dina Lieberman

"GETIING STRAIGHT" is a series of humerous, ironic vi­gnettes focusing on Harry (Elliott Gould), a university campus, and quite persistently on Jan and Harry in Jan's bed.

The film comes in vivid co­lours; black, white, red, pink. Black and white students pro­testing in brill iant hues of green and blue, confront ing pink pigs, who in tum spurt lots of red blood.

Harry hasn 't paid his rent and so subsequently his landlady locks up his room which means that Harry cannot get to bis books, to study for the coming exams. His English Prof. is on his back trying to make him aware that he will make a lousy teacher. Reason? Harry is sin­cerely aware of the importance of teaching. Harry's girlfriend, Jan (Candice Bergen) has had her fill of one stands with Harry "popping in" - and remaining the night whenever it suits him. Jan wants something more - as most women do . She loves Harry. Har­ry loves teaching.

Harry must "get straight" if he ever wants to get that degree which will enable him to teach. He must stay clear of student marches, and demonstrations. Because his luck is holding out, he has been relegated to the job of liaison between administra­tion, and students.

Elliot Goulet setting it straight

While the local student group is trying to involve Harry in its crusade for a black students pro­gram and "freedom of choice", the president of the university comes out with a revelation that the curfew has been raised one hour. Harry is in a bind. His conscience tells him that it is a time of severing all old ties; of anticipating change and above all , welcoming it.

While Harry struggles to get some studying done, the c6mpu­terized University is bursting at its mechanical seams. Harry

must make his country the "A­merika, Amerika" it once was, through teaching students on a one-to-one basis as much as it is possible.

The montage is consistent throughout the film, supplement­ed by excellent dialogue and forthright humour. No doubt, there is strength in the acting of Elliott Gould. It doesn 't really matter if it isn't a heavy intel­lectual film. It is not boring.

The dialogue is contemporary, and one more or less situation

would not have made any dif­ference. The rapid cutting, zoom shots, fade-ins and outs tell us that Lazlo Kovacx knows the tricks of cinematography, and he certainly doesn ' t hesitate to use them.

The film is choppy and it is disconcerting to relate to one figure in the foreground while all else is blurred. In reality we see many things at once -our eyes can take in a complex setting in its entirety. But, then again, in blocking out the sur-

At last, some good rock by Lin Bergson

Almost everyone will agree that 1970 has not yet distinguish­ed itself as a vintage year for rock albums. And 1970 is rapid­ly coming to a rockless close. Proco! Harum's first release in over a year, may be the omen of better things to come; it is certainly among the very best so far.

The full organ soun<;i is less prominent and as a result, there is more room in the text ures for piano fi lls and guitar fancy­pants .

But more remains the same than has changed; the prodigious,

full chords and the distinctive, by now close to overlooked Pro­co! Harum chord changes are still in evidence, through they are significantly tempered by new styles.

Except for the Rolling Stones, no group is more successful at integrating the vocals and the instrumentals then Proco! Ha­rum , with Gary Brooker's high, throaty wail blending effortless­ly into the thick musical pat­terns. And Robin Trower here proves himself to be one of the best rock and roll electric gui­t arists around.

There is some magnificent music on HOME, and , to a great-

er degree than with most groups, it is due equally to the music and the lyrics .

The most memorable and worthwhile cut is the Jong but never tedious " Whaling Stories" in which Beethoven meets Arthur Brown in a grand stormy chaos.

The theme of the album never quite coalesces into a unified statement, but it doesn ' t seem to be trying to. It is just some wildly imaginative (tamed a bit by welcomed verbal economy) visions placed in a small but equally imaginative setting of rock hard and rock and roll.

It all works to just short of perfect ion .

rounding elements, with one figure emerging forth , perhaps it is suggestive of a personal level.

There 1s a tension through contrast in the film which makes for conflict within the film and without. Most of the sequences are irrelevant if taken literally.

Looking at the complete film in a comprehensive manner makes one see that it is a film about one person. The extranneous ele­ments, protests, demonstrations are trite because we are already conditioned to, and involved in ,

violence and mob cries. The messag·e is clear and on a per­sonal level it is even frightening .

The Harrys which are being bred to-day are desparately needed in our academic institu­tions. For Harry, the pressure becomes too great. All the muck he must wade through is just not worth it. He wipes out in his oral examinations because of his refusal to admit that F. Scott Fitzgerald is a homosexual.

"The film sucks". "There is really no gravity" - except for Elliott Gould pulling it together.

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Rape of AbdµI Alhazred Abdul Alhazred has been re­

surrected. The B. Stephen Hirsch Founda­

tion for the Arts of the Universi­ty of California, lrvine,obviously realizing that the social arrival of Occultism presents a profit­able market, has visiously mini­pulated an~ abused this artist's vision.

A mystical poet who has reign­ed thirteen centuries in solemn obscurity has now been rudely usurped and reduced to near meaningless by poet Hoag's feeble translation.

Hoag has entitle.d the collection of verse, 'Al Azif, which Ebon Khallikan Alhazred's twelfth century biographer attributes not

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to Alhazred put to a plag -eristic translator in Damscus.

Khallikan (urther reveals that the title had little connection with the Divan of verse but was a code symbol obscurring another of Alh~zred's works the Necro­nomicon ('the book of that which is reputed of the dead'), a history of the Cthulhu Dynasty to which Alhazred was frighteningly knowledgeable.

Characteristically, the col­lection follows a similar sense­less pattern, ignoring the right­ful dignity of the artist and de­luding the public.

Born in Yemen, Circa 700A.D., Alhazred, later known · as the 'mad poet' created two master­pieces. The 'Necronomicon' which was to be his undoing must reign as literatures most awe­some mystery. The eleven volumes are said by Khallikan to have dealt with the poets dis­covery of Irem, City of Pillars, found beneath the ruins of the desert to~ of Dahna. The result was a labyrintbian underworld containing shocking annals and sec.rets of an ancient race, the wQ_rshippers of an unknown deity, Cthulhu.

There followed over the pre­ceeding centuries a minute re­vival which was terminated with the suppression of all texts both Latin and Greek by Pope Gre­gory IX (1232) and it is at this point that the works seem to have vanished though several rare book sellers, including Phillip Duchnesnes and Walker Baylor still advertize its availability at a ludicrously exorbitant price.

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The second work from which the University of California pu-. blication is derived is the 'Divan of Yog-Sothoth'. Again , the only reliable source we have for this work is from Alhazred 's biogra­pher. Khallikan attributes the unusual content of the verse to Alhazred's discovery of Irem ; claiming, incredibaly, that the poet was merely acting as a · translator to a far superior and ultimately original art.

Hoag has perpetrated a hor­rendous injustice upon the poet.

He opens with the · single line verse:

the vilest of distortions when one considers the historical context (the alledged discovery of Irem) and the fact that this line belongs to a couplet.

"That is not .dead which may eternal lie.

and with strange eons even death may die".

Theodorus Phileta (translation) Here and only here does the poet's verse justify its infamy.

Though I may disagree vehe­mently with the policy of the Hirsch Foundation in the crea­tion of this volume, it still re­presents a significant step for­ward in the rediscovery of un­timely genius. Alhazred, ignored for centuries has either the most magnanimous, spectacular, and diabolical imaginations in all of art or his discovery legiti­mized would result in such public hysteria that its better left de­formed and meaningless:

In either case the volume does contain many interesting spt!cu­lations and the quant ity (612 pgs.) has to provide a certain insight which when dealing with Alhaz­red is usually more than one can handle with any sensitivity.

Note: This volume at present is unavailable in Canada, but copies may be obtained by post.

Albert Camus

Aihazred's works were de­clared the art of the Devil and subsequently banned. A Greek translation by Theodorus Phile­tas survived until its discovery by the Patriarch Micheal (1050) who had all known additions des­troyed.

"That is not dead which eternal lies". This represents

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The good news for not only theatre goers but also for ad­mirers of Albert Camus is that the Theatre de Paris will per­form his four ·act drama, Cali­gula, in Theatre Port-Royal, Pla­ce des Arts, at 8:30 p.m:-; Sep­tember 25 to October 3.

Its producer is Georges Vi­taly who, by the way, played Helicon opposite Gerard Philipe as the emperor when the play was first presented in Paris in 1945.

Caius Caesar Germanicus was brought up in the company of soldiers who gave him the sur­name, Caligula (a soldier's boot) .

He reigned 37-41 A.D. during which period he went mad, seem­ingly, and the three final years of his reign were an avalanche of extravagance and cruel mur­ders. The key to this Camus play is found in its three final acts which depict the events of the eve of the emperor's assassi­nation.

It should be emphasized that the author of Caligula does not seek in this play to write as an historian. What does concern him is the central figure's aspir­ing to the impossible (through­out the play Caligula begs He­licon to bring him the moon, because "it's one of those things I don't have!")

The absurd aspect of life e­qually intrigues the Nobel Prize­winning dramatist. For Caligula the death of his sister, Drusilla, (she is also his mistress) is the revelation of the absurdity of hu­man conditions. "Men die and are not happy", he tells Heli­con. This death transforms Ca­ligula: he tries to organize ab-

surdity so as to wipe it out by his own excesses. Killing is the only thing he does in his efforts to remake the world so that manking may abandon its dis­graceful submissiveness. Cali­gula assumes the role of Fate and tries to become as cruel and inezorable as fate itself so that through his cruelty men will become aware of "the other cruelty" and rebel against it by rebelling against him. While committing bis worst crime, he exclain;is, "Here at last is an

· emperor who will teach you free­dom! "

Later, when men seek to aven­ge bis abominable crimes, Cali­gula makes no effort to postpone his death. He regards his ending as his greatest feat, proof that men may assert themselves and reject absurdity.

However, when be looks at himself in · a mirror before '• he dies, he sees no deity. But what does it matter that he has not become God since, thanks to him, men have finally become men?

The Girl Who Sang with the Beatles

Robert Hemenway's 'The Girl Who Sang With the Beatles' deals mostly with lonely couples-or rather half couples-in New York city. His heroes and heroines and variations of one basic type: the divorced or separated male who bas some vague, mildly prestigious white-collar job - com­mercial artist, TV studio man, philanthropic foun­dation official -- and the spoiled divorced or separated, middle-class female, not particularly knowledgeable but with the bitcbyness of the bright.

Reading these stories, one feels that he is meet­ing the same W aspy characters over and over again, with their accent on the drink culture, their self-analysis and confession, their memories, their worries about happiness (only personal). He­menway's couples are in perpetual state of re­conciliation and break-up.

Their worlds, not even relieved by fantasies, are phony and empty. They face impending mar-

riages or affairs with trepidation; fearing old age or involvement, they cling mindlessly to the mo­ment, oblivious to the world and its problems.

One never really knows whether Hemenways • sympathies lie with his people, or whether by

constant return to the same basic set of cha­racters he is satirizing them.

In any case these stories are well handled and interesting. 'Taken individually, one immediately concludes that here is a writer of obvious talent and perspicacity; in a collection, however, the stories seem to coalesce and become one theme with narrow variations.

The Girl Who Sang with the Beatles, the prize­winning title story tells of a dull marriage of a mismatched pair, a former English instructor and an erstwhile pop singer. Most everything is cre­dible in this story, except how they got together in the first place.

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GOOD GRIEF, BIG BUCKS by John Tebbel

At about 9:30 every morning, four days a week, a tall, crew­cut man named Charles M . "Sparky" Schulz leaves his com­fortable house, a thirteen-room split-level ranch constructed of brick with redwood siding, and begins walking to work. The Ca­lifornia sun is often misty at that hour as fog from the ocean, only 15 miles away, sifts through the giant redwoods and Douglas firs on Schulz's· 28-acre ranch in Sebastapol, an hour or so by car north of San Francisco, tra­vel time depending of freeway traffic.

Charlie Schulz walks to work along a shaded gravel road -estimated by various inter­viewers as 50 yards, 100 yards, and a quarter-mile long - which a street sign informs passersby is Charlie Brown Boulevard. At the end of the road is a small house containing an office, a sun­room, a kitchen, a guest room, and a birch-paneled studio -well-fitted but not ostentatious. It is quiet in the studio; only the distant splashing of an artificial waterfall is audible.

At the opposite end of Charlie Brown Boulevard, and on the spacious grounds surrounding the main house, life is about what one would expect in a world inhabited by five children, eleven ducks, five cats, four dogs, three horses, two ponies, and Schulz's charming wife, Joyce. There are reminders of Charlie Brown's world: a small baseball diamond, with a wire backstop Schulz made himself; a beagle named Spike who bays at the moon on cloudy nights; and a St. Bernard named Lucy. There is also a nine-hole course, a swimming pool, and a tennis court. The Schulz place which is bounded on one side by a quiet country road called Coffee Lane, is known to its inhabitants as the Coffee Grounds.

This is the setting - natural, human, and animal - for the creation of what has become the most popular comic strip of all time: Peanuts. While the locale certainly reflects C h a r 1 i e Schulz's prosperity, it also has the special quality - a simplicity amid sophistication, a lost in­nocence that has made Peanuts

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beloved around the world . In A­merica, the strip has become an institution, and its hero, Charlie Brown, is familiar to more A­mericans than most political and pop culture figures. In fact, readers tend to think of the strip as Charlie Brown rather than Peanuts, which pleases Schulz, who has never liked the name United Feature Syndicate gave to his fledgling comic strip when they bought it in 1950. Schulz wanted to call it 'ii Folks.

At forty-six, Schulz has come a long way from those early syn­dicate days, nearly two decades ago. Peanuts started in eight newspapers, and with a $90-a­month income. It caught on at once, and the third month's check was for $1,000. Today, the car­toonist's income is closer to $1,000 a day, and the total in ­come from the strip, including that of its twenty-one licensed subsidiaries, has been estimated at anywhere from $20,000,000 to $50,000,000 a year, Schulz's per­sonal income is kept so that he derives only a small percentage from many of these subsidiaries.

Charlie Schulz became a mil­lionaire, in a sense, by not think­ing like one. He appreciates prosperity, but he is far from being preoccupied with money or the making of it. His life revolves around such human es­sentials as raising his three daughters and two sons, main­taining a relatively simple way of life, and being himself - that is, a warm personality who shares Charlie Brown's rather baffled yet understanding per­ception of the world. Sometimes, when he's talking, it is hard to believe that Charlie Schulz isn't Charlie Brown.

One of the most remarkable facts about the strip is the way its popularity cuts across every kind of classification. People from very young children to the very old admire it, for all kinds of special reasons. Schroeder, the Beethoven-loving character who is usually seen playing the piano when he isn't playing base­ball, appeals to people who had never heard of Beethoven before. The little tyrant Lucy is seen by the small fry as a deliciously contrary girl, and by some adults as the typically abrasive female

in American life. Linus, with his security blanket, seems to speak to everyone who would like to have a blanket of his own in troubled times. And Snoopy, the beagle who has Van Goghs hang­ing in his doghouse and a World War I aviator's helmet on his head, is the kind of fantasy dog everyone would like to own.

These and other elements have combined to provide Peanuts with audiences in more than 1,000 newspapers in the United States and Canada, and more than 100 others in forty-one foreign coun­tries. Charlie Brown and his friends speak in twelve languages around the world. The newest is Catalan, which has made Charlie the hero of Barcelona. Schroeder, quite naturally, has just emerged as an idol in West Germany through a book of ·the strips in which he plays Beetho­ven. Holt, Rinehart & Winston, one of seven Peanuts publishers, is doing books in both Spanish and French for release next fall. In Asia, Charlie has appeared to great acclaim in Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Japan, where the re­prints are, however, mostly in English.

Accurate sales figures in the book business are hard to come by, but it is probably safe to say that Holt, alone, has sold more than 8,000,000 copies of its Peanuts books and that Fawcett has sold another 20,000,000 re­prints. What the total figure, A­merican and worldwide, may be

. is anybody's guess, but an edu­cated estimate would be some­where near 50,000,000.

This publishing bonanza came as a total suq>rise to the book business. One remembers when the Peanuts books first appeared at the trade fair of the Ameri­can Booksellers Association con -vention in Washington a few years ago, as the principal stock-in-trade of a small (one woman, one man) new publishing house in San Francisco named Determined Productions. There was considerable skepticism, and even laughter, over De­termined 's earnest efforts to promote Charlie Brown to the trade. Nobody's laughing any more.

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Probably the most unusual li­terary extension of the strip is the emergence of Chttrlie Brown and his friends as modem evan­gelists in two books, The Gospel According to Peanuts, published in 1964, and The Parables of Peanuts, out last year. Gospel has already been translated into Japanese. These books are the work of Robert L. Short, a young minister who has been a Ph.D. candidate at the Divinity School of the University of Chicago in-between lectures around Ame­rican and Europe on what might now be called the Peanuts-Gospel circuit. Mr. Short employs color slides (in the lectures) and numerous contemporary literary and theological references in his exegesis of Peanuts. Chapter One of Parables, for example, begins with quotes from St. Mark, Die­trich Bonhoeffer, Pierre Ber­ton, · Charlie Schulz, Marshall McLuhan, Quentin Fiore, Lewis Carroll, Karl Barth, Psalm 96, Melville, Meister Eckhart, Ed­ward Albee, and Isaiah. What fol­lows in this and ·other chapters is an exposition of fundamental Christian theology, with frequent references to Peanuts, not only in text but in reproductions of the strip, to illustrate the points Short is making.

Short observes that Schulz is "no mean theologian" himself. As a young man, the cartoonist

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was active in his father's faith, the Church of God, but although there is a congregation in near­by Petaluma, his only religious activity now is teaching an adult Sunday school class in the Se­bastapol Methodist Church. Schulz never compelled his own children to go to Sunday school; he has little faith in teaching re­ligion to children, and would never do it himself. Never­theless, according to Short, thoughts expressed in Peanuts can be found not only in the Bible but in such works as Barth's Church Dogmatics, Bonhoeffer's Ethics, and Camus's Myth of Sisyphus.

Book reprints of the strip are a big business, obviously, but they constitute only a third of the Peanuts industry. Schulz is sensitive to the charge made in some quarters. that he has "overcommercizlized" the strip and permitted Charlie Brown to become a business. In fact, he and United Feature Syndicate have been extraordinarily care­fut about who gets licenses. "We've never sought out licensees," S c h u I z says. "They've always come to us. We insist that whatever is licensed be of high quality. In the publish­ing business, we've tried to be loyal to old friends, and to be selective about who prints the books."

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PAPER Sports

Mac Leod' s Last Stand Accurso drives for his for st of the day against the hapless Cadets.

VVarribrs Massacre Cadets 56-0 by John Kaprilian

The Loyola Warriors handed the Royal Military College Redmen a .- 6-0 courtmarshal last Saturday alternoon in ·the opening ga­me of the Central Canada In ­ter-Collegiate Athletic As­sociation Football Action at Loyola College. The over­powering team in Maroon and Gray blackballed the red­shirts in every quarter of the game showing no mercy except at the half time pe­riod when , as stati tics show, the cadets dominated the ga­me by eating more oranges than Loyola.

It all started with three plays from scrimmage when Frank Belevedere danced for eight yards over the R.M.C. goal li­ne . Big Bob Miele Attempted the convert but missed it because of a bad snap.

Miele's insuing kickoff was fumbled and Loyola came up with it. Four plays later Jerry Verge knifed the ball to Glatz­meyer who grabbed the pass and hustled 25 yards for another six points. Miele's convert at­tempt was no good arid that ma­de the score 12-0.

At the Midway mark of the first quarter Jerry Verge ma­de a fabulous fake to Belevedere and gave the ball to Tony Ac­curso on a slant play who in

turn lugged the ball for a first down through the cadet defence, to set up the third Loyola tally. This came a couple of plays later when Belvedere grabbed a Verge pitch out and turn~d . around the right end for a sue yard score to make it 18-0.

Towards the end of the first quarter the impressive Niemi­rowski of Loyola , flew through the Cadet attackers for a total of 70 yeards on a magnificent punt return.

The cadets only managed a total of 39 yeards and 35 of those hard fought yards were donated by the fine running Ouellet on a good pass by R.M.C. quarterback Millar.

In the Early minutes of the second quarter, rugged Loyola halfback Tony Accurso barged through the redshirts defence for nine yards and one again the Warriors crossed the oppo­nents goal line. The score was 24-0. Jerry Verge Attempted a pass to Belevedere for the con -vert but it was no good.

Loyola kicked the ball to R.M.C. and Jeffries made a fi­ne run back of 27 yards with little or no blocking. But it was to no avail as they lost the ball on downs.

The next scoring series got off the ground when Jerry Ver­ge drilled a pass over to the right flat where Jim Lynch grabbed it and pranced over to pay dirt for another six points.

Once more Verge tried a pass to Belevedere for the convert but fanned on the attempt. To leave the score 30-0. at the half.

Bellevedere surprised the R.M .C. punt receivers late in the second quarter when he got off a 65 yard punt which landed about 25 yard·s past the awaiting fullbacks.

Jn the early stages of the third quarter the cadets where looking good. . . . they put to­gether some good rushes and passes but the Warrior defence soon dominated the ball game once again.

Coach George Dixon elected to replace Jerry Verge at the controls with Art Niederbuhl. The young Niederbuhl continued the rout by giving the ball to Belevedere on an end sweep ;fch resulted in a 78 yard gain for Loyola. With a consecutive 14 yard gain, again to Belve­dere, Neiderbuhl rolled back deep into the pocket and t agged Peter Malouf with a 17 yard touchdown pass. This time, Bob Miele placed the pigskin right between the posts for the con­vert but it was called back by a Loyola offside.

With four and a half minutes remaining in the third quarter Niederbuhl handed off to Tony Accurso who scored with a ten yard run. Miele's convert made the score 43-0.

In the middle of the final fram, Verge took over again

and gave. the ball to Dwayne Dudgeon for another 10 yard score.

With the score 49-0 late in the fourth quarter and Nieder­buhl back calling the signals, Loyola culminated a 62 yard march when Accurso once again crossed the goal line for six more.

Miele fanned on the convert attempt but seconds later booted a 69 yard single to leave the score at 56-0.

After the game George Dixon expressed happiness over the win but was not entirely satis­fied with the play. Dixon felt that the Warriors were ext re­mely limited due to the ineffec­tiveness of the play by R.M.C.

"The boys were not as sharp as I thought that they should have been said Dixon. "In a ga­me with as many penalties as this the pace is always slowed down and it becomes dull. " "R.M.C. had the greater ma­jority of penalties and most of them were senseless" continued the ex schenley award winner. Dixon was pleasantly pleased with his back up quarterback

eiderbuhl, and expressed sur­prise at the quarterback's abi­lity to roll out, pass, scramble, and run. "I will use him often in future games as an assuran­ce backup for Verge," he said.

Tony Pajaczkowski, offensive line coach, had nothing but prai-

se for his boys. "The lines worked well as a unit and they produced exactly what I have been asking for."

Frank Belvedere, the Loyola halfback who had a tremedous day reported that he had had the best week of practice yet which had really prepared him for the R.M .C. game.

The R.M:C. - coaches were not available for comment after the game. Apparently they all showered, dressed and took the first bus back home.

Georgian Coach Sonny Wolfe was at the game and at the end of the first quarter he ventured a guess on the outcome. " Well, I guess it'll be a real high scoring game. I don't know . .. I guess maybe something like 56 to zip. " Nice guess Sonny!

The Loyola Warriors will bat­tle the Macdonald College Clansmen next weekend on Sa­turday afternoon at 2 P .M . at Macdonald.

Loyola Stats Loyola R.M.C.

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Cole's Notes As you have probably read

somewhere else on the sports pages of THE PAPER, the re­sident football team of Sir George Williams University lost its 13th consecutive Central Ca­nada Intercollegiate Football Conference game.

H I were still writing press releases for the athletics department, right now I'd be try­ing to think up some devious way to explain the loss.

But, I'm not writing a press release this time folks.

There were a number of glar­ing weaknesses in the Georgians play. The front line appeared suspect as did the defensive backfield. The tackling was poor on a few occasions and the much­vaunted offence never really got off the ground. · When Sir George started to more offensively or show some­thing defensively, they often messed themselves up by taking some ridiculous penalties.

I wasn' t overly impressed with the officiating any more than most of the fans were, but refs don't win and lose games for you - especially in a 41-14 game.

Bishop's for their part played a pretty sound football game. They took advantage of their breaks, we didn't.

So where do things go from here? Will Sir George win a foot­ball game this year?

There are too many good foot­ball players on the Georgians to finish up 0-6 like the last two years. Last year at times, the football team looked more like circus performers and bad ones at that.

This year, the attitude appears on the surface to be a bit dif­ferent.

One notable change in attitude has taken place in one Bob Bin­don. I've never been a Bindon booster, but Friday night he played one heck of a ball game -both offensively and defensively._

One note to Mr. Bindon - don 't let this articfe go to your head. You know what happens when football players start believing their own press clippings.

Dedication is a key word in this year's football team's plans and I hope that the players have the dedication to last out the season and not cop out after the first game as has been done before.

Hopefully the Sir George fans won't cop out on the team either, they can still have a winning season.

There is some work to be done, but remember what I said about dedication? .

When I left Verdun Stadium Friday night about 11:30, there were five ashen-faced men sit­ting in a little cubby hole, known as the coaches office at the sta­dium. They weren't smiling, nor could their whispers be heard. It's something that I don't mem-

, bering happening in the last two years.

Redmen, Blues DeadloCk By Rick Daniels

The most successful me­thod to promote ticket sales in any sport, be it profes­sional or amatuer, is to dis­play an exciting and talented brand of entertainment. In this respect the McGill Red­men have proven, as of Sa­turday, that the calibre of football which they play pro­vides the best sales pitch possible to present to would be season ticket holders.

In what W/lS one of the better college footbai} games to be seen in Montreal in some yeai-s, the University of Toronto Blues came back in the last 35 se­conds on plays to score eight points and create a 23-23 dead­lock ..

Toronto opened the scoring on Glen Markle's two yard dri­ve midway through the first quarter after Vic Albioni had led his team into Redmen terri­tory on the strength of his accu­rate passing arm.

The Redmen struck back soon after when Ron Kelly's 40 yards punt, misjudged by the Toronto backs, was recovered on the Blue's 12 yard line. . . the scoring play came on a down and out pass to Peter Bender.

The Blues then capitalized on Ken Aiken's fumble when Brian Sickle's alert defensive move gave his squad possession on McGill's 31 yard line. A series of McGill errors, including an offside and a pass interferen­ce call, resulted in a first and goal situation- on the McGill three yard line. Quarterback Vic Albioni carried the ball over for the major and a two point convert, again by Albioni, gave Toronto 15 points.

Soon after, Peter Bender's reception of a 27 yard Dan Smith pass set up a 28 yards field goal by Ross Kelly. The

Redmen then completed the first half scoring when clutchman Peter Bendor hung on to another Smith pass for six points

Unfortunately for McGill, kicker Ross Kelly suffered a broken collar bone in the dying minutes of the first half which proved to be the decisive fac­tor in limiting the McGill of­fence.

However, late in the third

Anderson Leaving

Tom Anderson, the veteran goaltender that made 16 big for the Garnet and Gold on the hockey circuit back in the 68-69 season and who has been the starter ever since has decided to pack up his skates and head for Sorel, Que., where he will try out for the net­minding job with the Syracuse Blazers of the Eastern Hockey League.

Anderson was first noticed last season by Boston Bruins scout Chuck Cato who talked to Georgian Coach Paul Arsenault about Anderson.

During the summer when An­derson received a phone call from the scout who asked Ander­son if he would be interested in a try out with Syracuse.

This was followed up with a letter from Syracu\,e head coach Phil Watson to the end result the Tommy is headed up to Sorel today.

The camp will be open for 12 days starting today. As for Tom's chances of making it, he replied, "I don't how exactly what my chances are and I won 't until I see how many other goalten­ders there are in camp. H I don't make it I will come back and play for Sir George and H I do then I will come back to Sir George in the summer and finish my degree".

quarter, Larry Smith managed a two yard plunge after Chris Rumball had returned a Toron­to punt 48 yards to set up the score. An unsuccessful convert attempt halted the McGill sco­ring at 23 points.

With only 35 seconds of play remaining in the game, the Va­riety Blues spoiled an apparent McGill victory when quarter­back Vic Albioni's 28 yard pass to Mike Brierly accounted for Toronto's final major.

With the score 23-21, it was evident to McGill that the Blues would have to go for the two point conversion. However the Redmen failed to come up with the big play and, as a result surrendered to a tie when Bob Moreau grabbed Albioni's pass for the equalling points.

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Well he's Right About The Als The following article was written as a prediction before

the game on Saturday by Chrys Goens. The Sports Staff of The Paper feel that it is still accurate and that the Georgi.ans display last Friday night was not typical of their performan­ces to come. We feel that they stand a very good chance of meeting Bishop's again in the seated game at the end of the season, that is should Bishop's make it to second place.

For much longer than many Montrealers would care or bother to remember grid squads in the Eastern Conferences of the Canadian Football League and the Central Canada In­tercollegiate Football Conference have wiped their cleats on the Montreal Alouettes and the Sir George Williams Univer­sity Georgians.

Both teams have been stepped on, to coin a phrase, and stepped on hard .

Each new season brought new promises and much hope to fans of those overable doormats and hope sprung eternal frorp training camps where, after new coaches introduced themsel­ves, each team looked impressive in such morale boosters as intrasquad games and two-a-day scrimmages.

Then something happened ... The Alouettes' franchise was sold to people who really

seemed to care about the team's image and a highly compe­tent administration set to work recruiting new latent and unloading deadweight on other unsuspecting teams who had once made trades with Montreal and laughed all the way to the bank.

A former CFL great was hired to coach the team, which fielded 18 rookies in the season opener and the Alouettes soared.

Strange things began happening at Sir George at the same time.

About the sarpe time the new Alouettes' managemant team took over, Sir George was in the process of relieving itself (no pun intended) of'its second coach in two years.

Brian Hayes, an assistant under last year 's mentor Phil Chiarella, was named head man and immediately made two good moves by adding Brent Tremblay and Clrarlie Baillie to his coaching staff.

Sonny Wolfe, holdover from the Chiarella days, and Pat Davis round out one of the better coaching teams on the Ca­nadian collegiate grid scene.

Hayes and Co. started work early, running recruiting dri­ves all over Montreal Island, visiting high schools and in­terviewing prospective Georgians. The selling job was a good one and Sir George finally could say they had finally Bishop's University in recruiting secondary school talent.

Two steals from St. Thomas High School , place-kicker Pierre Lamarche, who. learned his trade in France, and offen­sive tackle Larry Titley should bolster the Garnet and Gold .

The return of Bob Bindon, Tommy Dyce and Ross Brooks, may, barring injuries, give the Georgians the most respected backfield in the CCIFC. Other strong performances are ex­pected from punter-flanker Ron Goldenberg, a holdover from the Frank Elk "now let us pray" regime.

Quarterback Pierre Lefebvre has inherited the signal-cal­ling chores from graduate Jim Webster and Roger Zenobi.

Richie Wolfe could help fans forget last season's sole Geor­gian all-star B.obby Daniels at the middle-linebacker spot.

Speculation at this time last year was at an all-time high. The Garnet and Gold was going to run over the league, slapping down the opposition with little trouble . It didn't turn out that way.

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The hack let me off in front of the old dirty gray rock building that bears the name Montreal Neurological Hospital stamped on an

· iron plate encased in the building beside the door. As I entered I asked the man standing there with the gray suit, that probably didn't even fit the guy who wore it before him, how I could get to two south.

His directions led me two floors up on a manually operated elevator bearing a sign informing people that the elevator was limi­ted to ten persons and that smoking was for­bidden.

Turning right as directed, I walked into an ante room affair filled with eight nurses, and various other personnel that one runs into in a hospital. Through the door I caught a glimpse of an intern talking to a patient who was wired for sound and everything else un­der the sun. The intern asked the patient to start counting back from ten, he started at three.

Finally one of the nurses interrupted her conversation long enough to ask if she sould help me. I was directed to a bed in the corner of a room that contained twenty others. The room was finished in a pre-war yellow that looked like it had been applied to the cracked plaster walls about the same time that it had been made. The lights (four less and it would have been singular) aided by the light from the windows at either end of the building, served to illuminate the aggregate of sorry cases that were tenants in the barracks.

Turning to the bed to which I had been di­rected I saw my purpose for being there. Dave Bachelor lay there, in a semi propped up position with his right shoulder taped to the side of his body. He had been there since just after the Seneca game and would remain there for five days after his operation. Five days, and I found the fifteen minutes that I was there unbearable.

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But there lay the defensive tackle of the 70-71 Georgian grid contingent, who saw only two plays before he got blindsided in front of the Seneca bench and who got up and went back to the huddle because the taunts of "faker" from the Seneca bench bothered him. He was admitted to the Neurological shortly after the game with fractured skull and a shoulder sepa­ration.

Dave Bachelor has been an evening students at Sir George since 1968 enrolled in an un­dergraduate program for the degree of Bache­lor of Arts. He just heard on the sixteenth of this month that he had been accepted as a day student and at 3 p .m. that afternoon he was out at football practice.

He really wanted to play, maybe just to prove it to himself because he didn't have to prove it to anyone else, but whatever the rea­son, he wanted to play. He didn't tell anyone that he was going out, not even his pest friend. He just did it.

His love for the fame was more than a new­found interest. He had played all through his highschool days and had played with the Pointe E:laire Avengers, a team in the juvenile lea­gue.

More recently, he has been coaching two teams, the Dorval High and the Strathmore Larks, a pee-wee team on the lakeshore.

He dressed on Saturday after 3 practices of his own free will, because he felt he was ready. He played and he still isn't sorry. He got hurt, not because he was out of shape, not because it was too soon but because he got blindsided, a fluke, one that could happen in any game, but one that happened to him on Saturday.

So much for his playing career. The point, he participated, he gave his utmost, and he has no regrets. He participated. Like many students who do that right acroos the country, he worked for something he thought was worth­while. No hassles, no bother, he just did it.

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Duval Irons Out Champlain by Bruce Paulauskas

The Champlain golf course out in Ville Brossard was the lucky host of golf coach, Mag Flynn, Professor Bedford and about 30 swinging Georgians-in last week 's intramural tournament. The two day events brought golfers of rounds of merriment on the cour­se.

Several serious golfers showed up in hopes of becoming one of Coach Mag Flynn's boys but when the swinging stopped and the divots replaced five were gi­ven the signal to board the gravy train. Even those that didn't make the team, got 18 holes of golf in free, just for showing up .

The rather flat course, (its the flattest thing this side of a grade five girls gym class) was mastered by Jacques Duval who fired a 78 - 8 over par .

Jacques is a new comer to Sir George (transfered from U. of Sherbrooke) with a four han­dicap at his home course in Vic­toriaville. He is a smooth swin­ger but has an unorthodox put­ting style - looks like a pigeon­toed hunchback. Irregardless, it made him low man.

There's another low handi­caper, Dave Firestone, who hails out of Pinegrove with a 5 han­dicap. Anyone who plays Pine­grove will agree that that is damn good golf. Dave came through with an 83 on the first day of the tourney which was good considering the wind was at least 20 m.p.h. and had to prac­tically swim the last couple of holes in a torrential downpour.

Gord Ross and Ron Fisher both finished off the second day with 91's which rounded off tht low scores.

Joe Roboz (co-ordinator of in­tramural sports and organizer of the event), and yours truly, spent one glorious afternoon last Wed­nesday bombing around the cour­se in a golf cart tearing up greens and running over trees. Seriously speaking now, if you ever play Champlain don 't close your eyes or you might trip over. the trees.

A good course for cross­coun try golf, its a new course and as most players agreed, was rather easy if not at times mo­notonous.

I think that the golfers should have brought their sand pails and shovels because there were many sandtraps from which almost everyone invariably had to blast out. Nice fairways but a hell of a lot of sand.

The greens during both days were very good and many long putts were made. Sir George has some excellent putters!

Sir George didn 't fare very well this weekend at the tour­nament held up in Kingston On­tario. They finished an average of 11 strokes off the pace set by Queen's University who won the day by shooting a one over par 73.

Dean Magnus Flynn, coach of the Sir George entry, expects a much better showing from them this Thursday and Friday when they enter Coupe de Quebec play down at the new Milby course in Lennoxville Quebec.

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Cross Canada Collegiate Sports Roundup by Robin Ralia

Well some weird things hap­pened in t he collegiate circles accross the country this week­end from the 78 to 6 exhibit ion in the Quebec collegial confe­rence to the 1-0 t ilt in the On­tario Quebec At hletic Associa­tion.

MARITIME INTERCOLLEGIATE

In the Bluenose conference University of New Brunswick shut out Acadia 28-0 and Dal­housie duplicated that feat wit h 29 points over St . Francis Xa­vier. St. Marys gets the nod for most points scored between o­ceans this' weekend by record ing an 89-6 victory . over the per­renial patsy's Mount Alison.

CENTllAL CANADA INTERCOLLEGIATE

In the western section of the Central Canada Intercollegiate Football Conference Waterloo Lutheran and the University of Ottawa Gee Gees played to an indecisive 28-28 deadlock while the Carleton Ravens flew away with a 33-15 victory over Lau­rentian . Guelph beat Windsor 24-4 in the other game in the sec­tion.

We all know what happened in the Eastern section of that league for the most part, with the exception of Macdonald Col­lege and the University of Mont­real Carabins. In short, Gilles Daoust's three touchdowns of a 3 yard punt return, a 57 yard run and a 4 yard run paced t he

University of Montreal .to a 33-0 win over the weak Clansmen. The other touchdown was donat­ed by Gilles Cote from a two yard run with Ray Souliere con-

. verting two of the four majors and Jean Gauthier adding a 25 yard field goal. The remaining two points were conceded safe­ties by Clansman quarterback Ian Kirkpatrick. - O.Q.A.A.

In Ontario Quebec Athletic Association action Frank Tin­dall's Golden Gaels from Queens University handed the team from the University of Western On­tario an 18-4 shellacking on the strength of two late game touch­downs from Kieth Eamon and Carl Leesti. Doug Cuzak con­verted bot h of those and boot­ed a 27 yard field goal in t he

second quarter while Mike Lam­brof hoofed a single for the Gaels.

Steve Stefanko picked up the majority of Western 's points with a field goal and Knill joined the spree with a single .

Now get this one. Alec Lock­ington's 42 yard punt midway through the first quarter gave McMaster Marauder's their four­teenth win over Waterloo War­riors in the last 12 years com­pared to Waterloo's two. The Warriors just missed tying the game up late in the fourth quar­ter but Chuck Wakefield's single was wiped out by a penalty. That's right, the final score was McMaster 1 Waterloo no score.

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In the Quebec Collegial league, Nelson Oliver ran back the open-

ing kickoff for Shawinigan to give them a 6-0 lead before Daw­son College came back to ham­mer them 78-6, averaging a total attack of 682 yards com­pared to 67 for Shawinigan. Dave O'Rourke scored· four majors for the winners and Terry Regan managed three touchdowns and the same number of converts. Jimmy Houston picked up two in the effort while one each was awarded to Jean Frampton Andy Caddell and Kevin Henderson.

In the same league, junior play saw Mercier defeat Three Rivers 12-1 while Eudistes club­bed Bourget 62-13 and LaSalle came out on top with a 27-15 win over Notre Dame. Never heard of them.

O.K. Zeke, now where the he ll are those western scores?

Sir George - Bishop's cont'd frorr ;,age 20 Bob Geary and halfback Moees Denson had t rouble disting_uishine­between the h igh school game before the Georgians encounter and the actual college game .. . The refereeing was, as usual, horrendous, however, this should prepare the Georgians for the trip to Kingston where it will be worse ... A Loyola coach scouting the· game was heard chuckling out loud at both teams defensive alignments ... Sir George captains this year are Ralph Loader, Richard Wolfe an<l Bob Bindon ... Speaking of Bindon. he must be in great mental and physical shapt' to remember the assign-

ments of the seven different po­sitions he plays and the nume­rous miles he runs in a game covering these positions. He was by far the Georgians best player Friday... Inside linebacker Brent Terry also played well as was evidenced by h is hard hitting .. . Many fans were heard grumbling about the 40 yard pre­requisite on all Georgian pass plays ... The athletic department was fortunate no duck hunters were out near the stadium or it may have proven costly to supply footballs ... Ron Golden­berg, do the white cleats really _help?

of the Gaiters' 105 yards rush ­ing with 12 carries.

In the receiving department, Ron Perowne led the way with six receptions for 82 yards and a touchdown followed by Terry Bradley who had four catches for 72 yards, three of which were touchdowns.

On the Sir George side of the board, the mathematics were a great deal easier as the total output was only 186 yards. Pierre Lefebvre was good on only two

of 14 passes for 46 yards with four interceptions. Along the ground. Tom Dyce was the main workhorse with 69 yards on 14 rushes.

T he Georgians sputtering of­fence on ly managed to cross midfield once in the second half and that was with only three minutes left in the game after all the damage had been done .

The results of Friday n ight's encounter have left the Georgians reeling in the memories of past

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Macdonald Mystifies Sir George

GAITERS GRIND GRUESOME GEORGIANS by Lome Davis

It wa with great anticipa­tion that thi article could have praised the efforts of the S ir George Williams foot­ball club but once again. the best laid plans of mice and men ...

A group of freshmen , spars­ly dotted with veteran , from Bi hops University under the direction of Coach Bruce Coulter in general and quar­terback Bill Macdonald in par­ticular, completely over­whelmed the Georgians be­fore 1000 fans at Verdun Sta­dium, approximately 900 of which have probably seen their last game thi year judging by the " Here· we go again ,. comments bouncing off the concrete seats.

The game started out in a somewhat explosive fashion when, on the first play of the game, Bill Macdonald arched a perfect strike to halfback Ron Perowne for a 65 yard touchdown that was fortunately called back for an offside. After an exchange of punts and a field goal by Bishops that was again nulified by an in­fraction, Sir George was first to light the scoreboard with a 39 yard pass and run play from Pierre Lefebvre . to flanker Ron Goldenberg and Pierre Lamarche added the seventh point with the convert.

The Gaiters took the ensuing kickoff and marched down the field to the Sir George 40 yard line and with 4:21 left in the first quarter, Bill Macdonald repeated the first play of the game and hit Ron Perowne for 6 points however, Charley McLean's con­vert attempt was blocked.

The Georgians took the kick off and promptly donated another 7 points to the Gaiters as a result of a wild pitch · out by Le­febvre plus a piling on and a talk­ing penalty that put the ball on the Georgian 10 yard line. Bishops were in tum penalized for roughing and with first down on the 25 yard line, Macdonald found Terry Bradley open in the end wne for the touchdown. Mc Lean's convert was good, making the score at the end of the first quarter 13-7 for Bishops.

Ron Pentecost took advantage of a defensive lapse by the Gai­ter's punt return team when Gol­denberg's kick bounced off Don Rzyzora's foot and Pentecost scooped the ball up on the 3 yard line and fell into the end zone. Lamarche's convert with just 45 seconds gone in the second quarter proved to be the Geor­gians' last point for the evening and gave Sir George a short lived lead in the game.

It took Bishops only 10 minutes to regain the lead when pile driv­ing full back Mike Bookalan crashed over from the eight yard line with McLean converting.

After a horror show of penal­ties to both teams and blocked field goal by Sir George, the teams retired to their locker

Tommy Dyce getting some of that good blocking he 's been talkin{( about.

rooms at the half with the Gait- downtown Lennoxville because quarterback Bill Macdonald completions in 20 attempts pro-ers in front 20-14. " the boys played 400'r better whose leadership and play call - ducing four touchdowns and 264

The third quarter was a rather than I thought they would". ing was superb. He showed a lot yards. This passing attack was dull effort by both sides how- of class and poise as he stood complimented by the fine running ever, the Gaiters were able to Approximately half of this per- in the pocket and picked apart of Mike Bookalan who gained 81 add to their lead when Macdonald centage must be attributed to the Georgian defense with 14 hit Bradley on a deep corner pattern and McLean converted to give Bishops a 27 - 14 advantage.

With seven minutes left in the game, Pierre Lefebvre, standing in his own end zone, bad an er­rant pass picked off by Gaiter defensive half Pat Commander who moved the ball to the Geor­gian 21 yard line with the help of a roughing penalty. Two plays later Terry Bradley was in the end zone with his third touchdown of the night compliments of the fine right arm of QB Bill MacdQ.nald. McLean again split the uprights mounting the score to 34-14.

The final blow was struck by Don Rzyzora when he made a­mends for the Georgians' last touchdown by returning a punt 82 yards for a touchdown leaving would by Sir George tacklers strewn all over the field like poppy seeds in a windstorm. Sure footed Charley McLean convert­ed to make the final score 41 -14 for Bishops.

All in all, it was a pretty one sided event which can be proven by the statistics, as well as the scoreboard, as Bishops dominated every department ex­cept penalties where Sir George was able to amass the embaras­sing figure of 14 totalling 185 yards.

In an interview with Bishops head coach Bruce Coulter it was learned that he had all but writ­ten the game off and was going to mail the two points to Verdun Stadium. He must be very glad he made the trip from beautiful

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