six 6 vi
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YOU KNOW HOW MONKEYS CAN GET
TABITHA JANE MONTGOMERY, 5th grade girl dressed cute
MRS. JANE MONTGOMERY, mother
TABITHA
My parents decided to buy the house on the street with all the monkeys
on it...
JANE
You know how monkeys can get so. You know how monkeys can get so.
TABITHA
Yellow monkeys... monkeys with wings... great big monkeys in coconuttrees... monkeys with long, pink hair singing songs that make you
sleepy... monkeys that sell shirts, shoes and glasses... monkeys on
parade and monkeys smoking pipes... monkeys teaching the crippled to
walk and monkeys cooking breakfast...
JANE
Your mother monkey already told you! You know how monkeys can get so.
You know how monkeys can get so. You know how monkeys can get so
nosey! Sticking their ugly monkey noses in non-monkey business!
TABITHA
I hated going to school... because of all the monkeys looking at mewith their glowing, round eyes... they hung down from the branches
while I waited for the bus, every time I turned a corner there was
those wild shrieks and tremendous herds of monkeys charging across the
street, a mass of writhing tails and teeth stinking of musk.
JANE
Stomp up and down if you have to! Yell it from the tops of buildings!
You know how monkeys can get so! You know how monkeys can get so! You
know how monkeys can get so annoying! Throwing their food and sticking
out their tongues! What did monkey mother tell you?
I DONT WRITE FOR ANIMALS
CHARACTERS:
GLASS, see-through
CONCRETE, rock hard
STONE, chilly
GLASS
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I am physically composed mostly of fleshy bits and bones. I am always
tearing away the things that dont work. I am constantly remodeling
for the present. I am a universe -- a glowing ember fallen from the
fiery broom of God.
CONCRETE
I do experimentations. I do routines. I push my senses to the edge of
a reality I create with borders outside of Euclidean Geometry. I dont
write for animals. I dont ride the bus anymore. I dont like black
olives or any olives for that matter.
STONE
Sometimes I want to kiss you so bad... like when Im lost in a
daydream of passionate strangers and the softness of your lips rescues
me from another dreary night of walking back to my car alone.
GLASS
I am the greatest combination of X & Y in my family tree. I am sure
that my plate is full and my eyes are bigger than my stomach. I am
comfortable with my role as a vertebrate, but the mammal part is going
to take a while.
CONCRETE
I do go overboard. I do compare and contrast. I do let my words float
up to the divine on back of sweet smelling smoke that swirls
hypnotically. I dont fancy myself a mortal. I dont seethe. I dont
cry myself to sleep.
STONE
I think I want it to be simple anonymous kisses when we need them
most in the shadows of unconventional places. We could get there early
or late, or in-between and anyone seeing us would be inspired by our
ingenious problem solving skills.
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IF YOU DONT USE IT, IT THINKS ITS DIRTY
CHARACTERS:
XANTHIPPE a gorgeous, middle-aged woman wearing a dreamy bird
costume
TROPHID a well dressed middle-aged man, XANTHIPPEs husband
SCENE: XANTHIPPE and TROHID are in the living room. XANTHIPPE sits on
her perch inside a large birdcage.
XANTHIPPE
Flih-Flih-Flih-Flih KAAARAWK! Trophid dear, I hear the whistling on
the wind! Open the windows! Open the windows! SQUAWK!
TROPHID
Already? You have such excellent hearing, my sweet. I see it now and
not even eleven o clock! There must be a storm at sea.
TROPHID opens the window and a few
brightly colored envelopes fly into
the room. He begins to collect them up
and look them over.
XANTHIPPE
ARAOOK! The purple one! Please! Can you hear it singing? Such a
delicate, tinkling chorus Tingk-gah-lingkha-lingkah! BRAAWK!
TROPHID
Oh, my dear its from the ministry of canker-sores I didnt think we
knew anyone in that office. It looks important. See? It says righthere: If you dont use it, it thinks its dirty! Even written in the
kings English!
XANTHIPPE
Flih-Flih-Flih-Flih KAAARAWK! Well, you know the procedure, Trophid
my love. Tear it into tiny pieces and put it on the bottom of my cage!
Dont forget the song!
TROPHID begins to tear the letter
apart, throwing the pieces into the
bottom of the cage, singing Snowbird.
TROPHID
Oh! Beneath this snowy mantle cold and clean
The unborn grass lies waiting for its coat to turn to green!
The snowbird sings the song he always sings
and speaks to me of flowers that will return again in spring!
BLACKOUT
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I THINK I SAW A STURGEON
CHARACTERS:
TOMORROW, semi-distant
TODAY, all together there
TOMORROW
Last night, in a dream, I think I saw a sturgeon!
TODAY
I thought I saw one too, while I was on a boat. But, it was just
another politician swimming below the ice.
TOMORROW
Mine too was no sturgeon at all, but a new form of government founded
in fingerpaints.
TODAYStill sounds fishy to me the government part, not the fingerpaints.
TOMORROW
I understood, how could fingerpaints be fishy? Fish dont have
fingers!
TODAY
Tell that to my massage therapist, hes a sardine.
BLACKOUT
SOMETHING HAS BEEN UNLEASHED
CHARACTERS:
DROMITE, more human than insectoid
HALF-GIANT, more giant than human
DROMITE
Look up at the stars! Can you read them?
HALF-GIANT
Yeah yeah! Something has been unleashed! Thats old news!
DROMITEWell, you dont have to be so nasty about it, its new to me. Though,
I cant really tell whats been unleashed exactly.
HALF-GIANT
Well, dont freak out, but 1991 was set loose.
DROMITE
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Oh crap! Thats awful! Were all going to die oversexed consumers!
AHHH!
HALF-GIANT
Man, I thought you could handle it.
BLACKOUTTHE FUTURE IS ON THE NEXT HILL
CHARACTERS:
WILL, good against mind control
REFLEX, good for getting out of the way
FORTITUDE, good for resisting physical harm
WILL
Look at all those babies with cybernetic eyes!
REFLEX
So?
WILL
The future is at the base of the next hill.
REFLEX
No! No! Look at those robots singing and serving hot cocoa just above
them! The future is on the next hill!
WILL
Yeah yeah Youve always been biased towards robots
FORTITUDE
Youre both wrong! We cant even comprehend the future because it is
over the next hill, obscured from view! Lets take a leisurely hike
there.
BLACKOUT
THEY COME AND GO
CHARACTERS:
CHA, youthful female
TAH, energetic male
SCENE: CHA and TAH are working on an umbrella factory assembly line.
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CHA
I dont know what Im seeing its sort of like a colorful birthday
without ice cream.
TAH
Oh, dont worry about it. They come and go, its nothing.
CHA
Whats nothing?
TAH
That stuff youre seeing, its like a stray idea that got away.
CHA
Got away from where?
TAH
I dont know heck! Me, you the president Could be anyone.
BLACKOUT
PICK AN ADJECTIVE
CHARACTERS:
HELIUM TRUTH, lighter than air and intuitive
COBALT DENIAL, radioactive and looking the other way
SCENE: HELIUM TRUTH and COBALT DENIAL stand behind translucent
curtains of light pink.
HELIUM
He loves me!
COBALT
PICK AN ADJECTIVE!
HELIUM
He fuzzy loves me!
COBALT
PICK AN ADJECTIVE!
HELIUM
He fuzzy loves stinky me!
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HELIUM and COBALT STEP OUT FROM
BEHIND THEIR CURTAINS. THERE IS
A LOUD CRASH.
COBALT
Twenty-two boats sailed through the dark waters of India. Dawn was
faded, all our hope dashed against the cruel statues staring at usjudging our actions from the halls of time! Who are we that these
trivial expressions of feeling should cause us to crawl on our knees,
across the glass, begging for the twisted moisture of tenderness to be
wiped across our cracked lips. WHILE THE STORM CLOUDS GATHER FAR
ACROSS THE SEA, LET US SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO A LAND THATS FREE! LET US
ALL BE GRATEFUL FOR A LAND SO FAIR! AS WE RAISE OUR VOICES IN A SOLEMN
PRAYER!
HELIUM
GOD BLESS AMERICA! LAND THAT I LOVE! STAND BESIDE HER AND GUIDE HER
THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH A LIGHT FROM ABOVE! FROM THE MOUNTAINS TO THE
PRAIRIES TO THE OCEAN WHITE WITH FOAM! GOD BLESS AMERICA! MY HOMESWEET HOME!
BLACKOUT
IT WAS AN INTER-ACCENTED RELATIONSHIP
PRODUCA MEDUSA, respected record producer with snake hair.
PASSOVER SATYR, a goat-man rabbi
SCENE: PRODUCA MEDUSA and PASSOVER SATYR stand in a deserted parking
lot. A large, clunky machine sits on the ground.
MEDUSA
Behold this fabulous machine, fallen off the back of a pack-mule! I
was following it back to its lair when it was suddenly struck dead by
a stray radio interview.
SATYR
It looks so fancy! I cant imagine forcing anyone to gaze at it
longingly in the same vicinity as a donkey, let alone atop it! What
does it do?
MEDUSA
Well, its best if I just show you. Do you have any pictograms,
hieroglyphs or photographs about you?
SATYR
Well, I did clip out some pictures from a lingerie catalogue. They all
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depict women who have one eye obscured by locks of hair. Here.
MEDUSA
Perfect! Well just feed them into the machine with these Aboriginal
bark paintings bequeathed to me from Lyndon Johnson.
PRODUCA MEDUSA scans the
pictures and painting into the
machine. It whirs and hums
before ejecting out a slip of
paper. PASSOVER SATYR tears it
off and reads it.
SATYR
It was an inter-accented relationship? Amazing! With statements like
that you could force television into an abusive marriage and demean
its self-worth!
Blackout
WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?
WAIF, shy street girl
WELP, snide street urchin
PLACE: a sinister alley.
WAIF
We got there when it was really dark.
WELP
were too tired to crawl,
balled up, face
out to the fear fires.
no shack to sing in.
WAIF
It was like a weird, broken chair machine. All these wires coming out.
What kind of place is this?
WELP
looks like town,
but it tastes like a city.
were trying to eat
without being silly.
WAIF
The little voices floating down out of tiny tubes:
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Sit on it, it will feel good Little, soothing chants.
SIT on it, it will FEEL GOOD?
WELP
the queens secret pleasure--
the hind quarter massage
throne grind grindgrinding the grinder.
I DIDNT FINISH HIGHLIGHTING MY JOHN
CHARACTERS:
DOLLY PARTON
SALVADORE DALI
DALAI LAMA
DOLLYSeaweed bonafide refreshed
DALHI
She completed studying her atom.
DALAI
Fierce X-RayGleaning
DOLLY
I didnt finish highlighting my john.
DALHI
Tactile nebulae beginning
DALAI
They resolved washing their luna.
Blackout
I REMEMBER THE GRASSHOPPER IN MY UNDERPANTS
COOTIE CLUE, nobodys grandma
CANASTA PICK-UP-STIX, somebodys grandma
PLACE: At the jail (Just Visiting)
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COOTIE
Remember when I got paid? It was $200.00. Remember my love satellite?
Remember going round and round inside a red leather glove? Remember
the taste and the smell of crackers in your dads bed?
CANASTAI remember beans being flung into my pants. I wore suspenders then.
COOTIE
Remember when I broke that window? The long slide into the underworld,
square 13. Remember oscillating out of control? Not being able to
choose between being too mean or being too nice?
CANASTA
I remember having to take measurements of that mountain that began to
swell. Soon it would emit a cloud of poisonous gas.
COOTIERemember placing all those gay umbrellas on the California coast with
Crisco? Hear my voice in my head and think of me kindly.
CANASTA
I remember the grasshopper in my underpants.
It*not*chirp*pretty*like*cricket*in*future*
COOTIE
GIDGIT!
WEVE DONE IT IN ALL KINDS OF PLACES
CHARACTERS:
CAPPY, gorgeous and smart
SCALES, handsome and intelligent
SCENE: CAPPY and SCALES wander within a clearing in a desert,
collecting wood.
SCALES
Theres no moon out tonight.
CAPPY
Is that possible?
SCALES
Sure. It called a new moon.
CAPPY
Fascinating The perfect kind of night for a fire. You said you used
to set fires all the time.
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SCALES
Yes, weve done it in all kinds of places: beaches, rooftops, lunch
counters.
CAPPY
Wow! Someday, Id really like to make a fire in Europe.
BLACKOUT