Six Word Memoirs

I still make coffee for two.-Zak Nelson

Danced in Fields of Infinite Possibilities.-Deepak Chopra

Happiest when ignoring huge financial debt.-Ayanna Bryan

Lived in moment until moment sucked.

-Janine Goss

Life goal: Maximum results, minimal effort.

-Phil Kahn

Everyone who loved me is dead.-Ellen Fanning

Drink because I am a poet.-Maria Essig

Mom, Dad have dementia. Got gun?

-Carol Belding

Explained Hitler, Shakespeare. Couldn’t explain self.

-Ron Rosenbaum

Thank god the suicide attempt failed.

-Rhett Miller

I waste time looking for love.-Sean Gannett

Well, I thought it was funny.-Stephen Colbert

Revenge is living well, without you.

-Joyce Carol Oates

I forgot I have memory loss.-Mary Hynes

Slightly psychotic, in a good way-Patricia Neelty

Yes, singing rocks, but money calls.

-Jonathan Cogswell

God who? Oh, him. No thanks.-Carin Rhoden

Divorced! Thank God for Internet personals.

-Maryrose Wood

Catholic girl. Jersey. It’s all true.-Mary Elizabeth Williams

Some collect coins. I collect diplomas.

-Srini Rajagopalan

Does my biological mother cry sometimes?-Steven Schmidt

Arab hillbilly goes to New York.-Alex Cummings

Hope my obituary spells “debonair” correctly.

-Gregg Easterbrook

All of my students hate me.-Sharon Fishfeld

Crappy parents killed my self esteem.

-Julie Doherty

Ran away with circus; never returned.-Ellia Bisker

No wife.No kids.

No problems.-Rip Riley

Spent life looking for dead people.

-Melody Lassalle

Coffee junkie journalist seeks trendy nerd.-Jackie Olson

Protagonist dies. Antagonist lives. Epic fail.

-Matt Stapleton (PSHS 2010)

The Beatles’ music saved my life.

-The Dobbinator

Loved. Lost. Loved. Lost. Loved Again.

Dyed hair pink. Shunned by society.

Wrote songs. Lived life my way.

Waited and waited. Life passed by.

Rescued puppies in danger. Rescued self.