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Written by: Muhammad Hassam1

1) Do khotay aapas mein baat kar rahay thay. Pehla Gadha: - Yaar mera maalik mujhey bahut peet ta hai. Doosra Gadha: - Tu bhaag kyun nahi jaatay? Pehla Gadha: - Bhaag tou jaoon lekin yahan future bright hai. Maalik ki khoobsurat beti jab sharaarat karti hai to who kehta hai keh teri shadi gadhay se kar doonga. Issi umeed par ruka hua hoon.

2) When someone loves you, You dont realise it. When you realise it, its too late. You always love the one who leaves you and leave the one who loves you"

3) Ehsaas bohat hoga jab choar ke jayein ge Royein ge bohat magar aansoo nahi aayein ge Jab sath na de koi, tau awaaz hamein dena Aasmaan par hon ge tau laut aayein ge...

4) tum ko chah kay bhi izhar na karna aaya kat gayee umeer humhay pyaar na karna aaya tum nay mangi bhi to judai maangi aur hum the kay inkar karna na aaya...

5) zindigi k kisi mor pay khudh ko tanha na samajhna main tere saath hoon mujhay apnay say juda na samjhna umeer bhar teyra saath deyna ka waadha kia hay zindigi nay saath na deeya to bewaffa na samajhna

6) apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho, mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho..

7) Ek sardar naha raha tha k aik dost darwaze pe aaya... sardar aise he bahir aagaya... Dost bola kuch to pehen lo yaar.... sardar bhag ker gaya aur chapal pehen ayaa...

8) What is Friendship... Its a package of feelings... Nobody can Make it... Nobody can Break it... Nobody can Explain it...

9) Even If i don't see U.. Even If WE have... Less talks... Less hellos... Less greetings... But always remember that... My prayers... Will never be... LESS... Only U & I can FEEL it

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10) God did't promise that all of ur dreams will come true... But He did promise that its possible to reach them... God did't promise that everything in life will turn out as planned... But He did promise that ur prayers will be answerd... God did't promise that u will never fell lonely... But He did promise that He would always b there 4 u...

11) Itne kamzoor hogaye tere judai se... Wah wah wah....! Itne kamzoor hogaye tere judai se... K aik din machar utha le gaye charpai se...

12) Wife : kash main newspaper hoti dinbhaar tumhare haathoon mien rehte... Husband : mere bhi yehi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nai nai to milti........

13) Wife : wo samne jo aadmi drink ker raha hai , us ko main ne 10 saal pehle shadi k lye inkaar kia tha , aaj tak sharab pe raha hai.... Husband : Waoooo ! itne lambi celebration........

14) Boy : bus aur larki aik jiase hoti hein... 1 jati hai to doosri aajati hai.... Girl : rikshaw aur boys aik jaise hote hein 1 ko bolao 4 chale aate hein...

15) Shiekh ka beta girl friend k saath ghoom k wapis aaya to baap ne poocha...... kitney paise kharch kye beta.....??? Beta : 50 rupees... Baap : itnay kam... Beta : abu us k pass itne he the...

16) Girl's Father : main nahi chahta k meri beti apni poori zindagi aik GADHE k saath guzaree... Boy Friend : Bus issi lye to main isse yahan se lejane aaya hoon...

17) F R I E N D S r like balloons.... Once u let them go u can never bring them back... That's y mera dil chahata hai... Aapki phoonk nikal ker aapne pass he rakh loon.....

18) GAMA : yaar sadi miss kehdi aa k majj da doodh peen naal damakh teez honda aa.....! PAPPU : gap mardi aa, j ae gal hondi ty aapna katta scientist na honda......!!

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19) Aap ki brain X-ray report aagai hai... 10 gm MITTI... 5 gm KANKAR PATHAR... 10 gm KEERAY MAKORAY... 5 gm MAKRI K JALAY... 500 gm BHOOSA... Kamal hai......! Mujhe laga khali hoga......

20) Do u know what is ishq Yes i know..! The Answer is "PEPSI" It means P.:-PYAR E.:-EHSAS P.:-PAGALPAN S.:-SABAR I.:-IMTIHAN So u Can Have it in just Rs.9 Enjoy IT.

21) Tamam umar Tuje Zindagi ka Pyar mile.. Khuda Kare Khushi Tumko Bar Bar Mile.. Meri dua ha Rahen Phool Main Qadam Qadam pe Tuje Mosm-e-Bahar Mile..

22) Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham kharid lete, Agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, To saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete.

23) Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se Pucho kya hai judai, Yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim, Is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi.

24) Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye, Dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, Ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta, Kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye.

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25) Teri Ulfat Ko Kabhi Nakam Na Hone Dain Ge Teri Dosti Ko Kabhi Badnam Na Hone Dainge Mere Zindage Main Soraj Nikle Na Nikle Tere Zindage Main Shaam Na Hone Dainge

26) chalo tum aisa kero! Chand se thori matti lo Phir us se do butt bnao, aik tum jesa aik muj jesa, Phir kuch ese kero! Un buttun ko tor do, phir se woh matti goondh lo, phir se do butt bnao, Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon, Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao.

27) ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha

28) Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge, Sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, Humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, Hum aapke har gum bhula denge.

29) Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar, Hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar, Milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, Phir bhi kyun dosti chorkar log karte hain pyar

30) Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, Jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare, Tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, Jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya karyn.

31) Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai, Pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai, Aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye, Ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai.

32) Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai, Har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai, Wo pal jo yaar ki bahon me guzarta hai, Maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai.

33) Rait pe likhna to adat hai hamari, Isiliye toh sagar se dushmani haihamari, chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, Apko bhulana taqdir nahi hamari.

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34) Beshak kuch waqt ka intazar mila hum ko,,, Par sab se best yar mila hum ko.... na rahi tamana kisi jannat ki ay dost-- Apki dosti se woh pyar mila "HUM KO"

35) GULAAB KO BHI KANWAL BANA DETE, UN KI EK NAZAR PE GHAZAL BANA DETE, KAMBAKHAT MARTA NAHI HAI HUM PAR KOI WARNA, KARACHI MEIN BHI TAAJ MAHAL BANA DETAY

36) Ankho se tumhare dil mein utar jayenge, dil mein utar kar dhadkan ban jayenge, palkon ko jhukakar chalna warna, zamane kotumhari aankho me hum nazar ayenge..

37) Agar app hum se khafa hote tu hum app ko kise sms karta,Agar aje app hamare dost na hote tu aje me app se dosti kise nebata,Agar app hum se pyaar na karte tu me app ko apne dil ki baat kise sona deta . . I LOVE U 4EVER

38) Intezar bhi uss ka hudd say ziada kiyaa Pyar bhi uss say bey panah kiyaa Khuwab bhi bohat dikhaye thay uss nay Lekin! beech safar mein he chor diyaa"

39) "Koi kabhi un chehron ko parhay Jo afsaanon ki tarha hotay hain Woh ankhein jin mein shokhion ki jagha Gehray gehray samandar hotay hain Woh hont jin hon nay hansi ki bajaye Chup ki chaadurain orhi hoti hain Woh dil jin mein hazar khuahishain nahi Tootay huway armaan chupay hotay hain"

40) Jitna tum ko chaaha tha hum nay Utnaa kisi ko chaah na sakay Socha tha bhool jaaingay kabhi na kabhi Lekin najaanay kyoun bhulaa na sakay Honton nay to chupa liye armaan dil ke Lekin ankhon say chupa na sakay"

41) dil ki kitaab ka panna le gaya koi..... ankhon se neend uda legaya koi...... kisi ki yaad me tadpaane ki aadath nahi thi mujhe..... apne yaadon se tadpanaa sikha gaya koi.....

42) Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho Apni aankhon main kisi ko utar kar dekho Chot un ko lage gi aansoo tumhein aa jayein ge Ye ehsas janna ho to dil haar kar dekho

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43) Khamosh palko se jab ansu ate hai.... Aap kya jane ke aap kitne yaad ate hai.... Aaj bhi us mod pe khade hai....... Jaha aapne kaha tha thehro hum abhi ate hai

44) Kal Phir Yehi Sama Hoga...... Hum Mein Se Na Jaane Kaun Kaha Hoga...... Phir Aise Milenge Khwabon Mein..... Jaise Sukhe Gulab Milte Hai Kitaboon Mein

45) Dono pairo se aik Bewaqoof hi Pani ki Gehrai Maloom kar sakta haiKuch Log Agg ki Roshni Dekh kar Rasta badal Lete hai jab ke kuch Log Agg ki Hidat Mehsoos kar ke Rasta

Badalte hai. Naiki ki Raah main sab se bari aur sab Pehli Azmayesh Tanhai Hai Ziyada Mazaq karne se Dilon main Judai aur Keena Aa jata hai Azmane se pehle har sakhs par Mutmayen ho jana Nihayat Be-waqoofi hai.

46) Agar Insaan ki Avg age 70 years ho, Aur wo her Namaz par 15 min surf karay tu 70 years main se sirf 3.44 years lagain ge Allah k leye, Jis nay hamain zindagi di hum us ki rah main 3.44 years b surf nahi kar saktay . Apni zindage ka Maqsad samjho aur Namaz paro.

47) Ju Aurat ko poan ki Joti samajte Hai. Wo kabi Sar ke Taj nahi Bante Bari Baat ke leye Bara Hona Zaroori Nahi Khusnaseeb wo hai ju Apni Naseeb par Khush Ho. Ibadat Us Maqam tak nahi Puhancha Sakti Jahan Gharib ki Khidmat Puhancha Deti Hai. Mukhlis wo hai Ju Tum se Ziyada Tumhara Kiyal Rakhe.

48) Behtareen ki Umeed Rakho Aur Badtareen ke leye Tayaar Raho Tajrube se Sabit hai ke Mushkel Waqt main Pukhta Irada hi Madad Deta Hai Ju Sakhs Apne Khulous ki Qasmain Kaye us par kabi Aitimaad nahi karna. Apne App par Aitimad Rakhne wale hi Fatah Hasil karte hai. Hame kal ki Fikar nahi hai, hamara kam Ajj khush Rehna hai. Umar aur Ghamo ke muqabele main Be-Sabri khoun ko ziyada jala deti hai.

49) Ram lal .. bhagwan mujhay dard day dukh de tension day mujhay barbaad kar de mere pichay bhoot laga de Bhagwan.. says abay salay aik lafz main bol na k biwi chahiye hahhaa..

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50) Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai Hospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya Baharon phool barsao Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai

51) 1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu

52) sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka, Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau bahar kutta khada hai :)

53) Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye

54) Paro. .. .. .. .. jarur parna. . . .. please parna. .. .. ..

.. .. .. .. imp. baat hai . . . . sorry bhul gaya

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55) Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

56) oon to hain hum BHRAMCHARI', magar jahan dekhi NAARI' vahan AANKH-MAARI', pat gayi to hamari, varna phir se BHRAMCHARI

57) shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

58) Khuwab ban k koi ayega to neend ayegi, ab wo hi aa k sulayega to neend aayegi, dil ki wo bat jo ankho se byan hoti hai, koi honton se sunayega to neend ayegi

59) Hamesha Gulab Ki Tarah Muskuratay Raho Magar Gulaab Bannay Ki Koshish na Karna Kyun k Khushbu Har Gulaab ka Muqadar hai Magr Mujhana Har Gulaab ki QIsmat Hai.

60) Uski yaad ne mujhe phr rula dia, Kaisa hai wo zalim jisne ye sila dia, Do lafz likhne nai aate they mujhe, Or aaj uski yaad ne mujhe shayar bana dia.

61) Jab "ISHQ Me Armaan Jal Jaate Hain Na Jaane Log Kyun Badal Jaate Hain Karna Hamse "MOHABBAT Zara Soch Samjh Kar Ham Wafaon Main Had Say Nikal Jaate Hain

62) Judai Ki Pyas Me Ek Katra B Bohat Hota Hai, Deedar k Waste Ek Lamha B Bohat Hota hai, Jiss Par Hota hai Bhrosa Dil Ko, Wo Bhul Jaye To Sadma B Bohat hota Hai.

63) Mere Aansu Punch Kar Wo Muskurate Hain, Apni is Ada Se Wo Dil Churatay Hain, Haath Unka Chu Jaye Meray Chehray Ko, Bas Isi Umeed Pay Ham Khud Ko Rulatay Hain.

64) Kat'ta nahi Din Jab tak Uski Baat na Ho, Karo Dua Ye Ishq Mujhe MaaT Na Ho, Thak Sa Gaya Hun Ro Ro Kar Main, Chahta Hun Aankhon Se Meri Ab Barsat Na Ho.

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65) Dost Ban Ban K Milay Mujhko Mitanay Walay Mainay Dekhay Hain Kaee Rang Badalnay Walay Tumne Chup Reh Kar Sitam Aur Bhi Dhaya Mujh Par Tumsay Achay Hain Meray Haal Pay Hansnay Walay Main To Ikhlaaq K Haathon Bika karta Hoon Aur Hongay Teray Bazaar Main Biknay Walay Aakhri Dour Pay Salaam-E-Dil Ye Mukhtasar Lay Lo Phir Na Loutaingay Shab-E-Hijr Pe Ronay Walay.

66) Deepak, Jugnu, Chand, Sitaray Ek Say hain, Yunhi Saray Ishq K Maaray Ek Say Hain, Hijr Ki Shab Dekh Tu Aa k Mere Chand, Mere Aansu Aur Ye Taray Ek Say Hain, Daria Hoon Main Bheer Bhao Kya Janu, Mere Liye To Dono Kinaray Ek Say Hain, Meri Kishti Kisnay Duboi Kya Maloom, Sari Lehrain Saray Dharay Ek Say Hain, Kuch Apne Kuch Beganay Aur Main Khud, Meri Jan k Dushman Saray Ek Say Hain, Ab Batlao Hamey Kis Se Faryad KArain, Qatil, Hakeem, Munsif Saray Ek Say hain.

67) Ek Bewafa Ko Paney Ki Koshish Mey, Mainey Zakhmi Kardi Hain Wafayen Kitni, Kitna Masum Sa Lagta Hai Ek Lafz"Mohabbat", Aur Is Lafz Se munsailk Hain Sazayen Kitni..

68) |**SMILE*| I Want To Make You Happy Because Seeing You Smile Makes Me Happy..! No Need To Look Further Cause Happiness Is Right In Your Heart..!

69) Dhoondti Rehti Hain Din Raat Nigahain Tumko Aa Bhi Jao K Bulaati Hain Ye Raahain Tumko Aaj Bhi Apni Mohabbat Pay Yaqeen Hai Mujhko Kheench Layeingi Kisi Roz Ye Aahain Tumko Tumse Chahat Meri Qismat May Likhi Thi Shayad Laakh Chaha Tha Hamnay, na Chahain Tumko Wo Jinhay Thaam KAr Seenay Say Laga Laitay hain Yaad KArti hain Meri Jaan Wo Baahain Tumko Chain Say Jeenay na Daingi meri Aahain Tumko Chain Say Jeenay Na Daingi meri Aahain Tumko

70) Agr ho sake to karo khus me kashish paida, Hr ksi ko hasrat se dekha nhi krte, Hr shaks nhi hota hr shaks k liye, Hr Shakhs ko apne liye parkha nhi karte..

71) Meri dosti wo daagh hai jo aap mita nahin paogay Bas itni guzarish hai aap se... Surf Excel se mat dhona warna Dhoontay Reh Jao gay..:->

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72) Dali ne dali par nazar dali kisi is par dali kisi n us par dali Hamne jis par nazar dali Kambakht uski maan ne uski mangni kahin aur hi kar dali..:->

73) Apki kamyabi or life mai progress k liye Ek adbi shair mulahiza frmaye Arz kya hai Agay Barho Aasmaan Chu Lo Aagay baRho Aasmaan Choo Lo Paapi Paapi Paapi Chulo.

74) Tufan me Kashti Ko Kinaray B Miltay Hain Jahan Me Logo Ko Saharay B Miltay hain Dunia Main Sab Say Pyaari Hai ZIndgi Kuch Log To Zindgi Say Pyaray B Miltay hain

75) Chaand Ki Chandni Shayad Madham Par Jaye Phulon Ki Khushbu Shayad Pheeki par Jaye Par Hamari Dosti Mehekti Rahay Gi Shayad Zindgi k Lamhay Kam Par Jayein..

76) Kabhi Kabhi Dil Zaroor Rota Hai Jab KOi Mil Kar Nazron Say Door Hota Hai Is Liye Roti hain Kambakht Aankhain Kyun K Dil Say ZIyada In Ka KAsoor Hota Hai....

77) Khushbu Hai Wo To Chu K Bada Ko Guzar Na Jaye Jab Tak Mere Wajood K Andar Utar Na Jaye Khud Phool Nay Bhi Hont Kiye Neemwa Churi Tamam Rang Ki Titli k Sar Na Jaye Aisa Na Ho k Lams Badan Ki Saza Banay Jo Phool Ka Dil, Hawa Ki Mohbat Say Bhar Na Jaye Is khouf Say Wo Saath Nibhanay K Haq Main Hai Kho MujHay Ye Larka Kaheen Dukh Say Marr Na Jaye Shiddat Ki Nafraton Main Sada Jissnay Saans Lee Shiddat Ka Pyaar Pa K Khala Main Bikhar Na Jaye Main Kis K Haath Bhaijoon Usay Aaj Ki Duaaa Qasid, Hawaa, Koi Sitara Us k ghar Na Jaye

78) Mummy: Beta Khaana kahaogay? Beta: Nahi Mummy: Acha Mithaie Khaogay? Beta: Nahi Mummy: Acha Icecream? Beta: Nahi Mummy: Chocolate?

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Beta: Nahi Naaaaaaaaaa Mummy: Baap Pay Gaya Hai THAPPAR hi Khaaye Ga..:->

79) Tumko is dard ka ehsas bhala kese ho, jo mere dil me hai lafzon me ada kese ho, jo kabhi pass na tha ussay judai kesi, jo kabhi mil na sake us se gila kese ho.

80) Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Karna Abhi Guriya Se Kehlo Tum, Tumhari Umar Hi Kya Hai, Faqt Satra Baras Ki Ho, Abhi Masoom Bachi Ho, Nahi Maloom abhi Tum ko, K Jab Ye Ishq Hota Hai, To Insaan Kitna Rota Hai, SItaray Toot Jatay Hain, Saharay ***** Jatay hain, Abhi Tum Nay Nahi Dekha, K Jab Sathi Bicharte Hain, To Kitna Dard Milta Hai, K Har Furqat K Mousam Main, Hazaron Gham Ubahrte Hain, Hazaron Zakhm Milte hain, Suno Larki ! Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Karna..

81) Jahan ki ghurbat me sukun nahi ayega gam-e-tohin say kubul nahi ayega maklul ki fitrat hai e kafir, Dimaag ki Waat lag jayegi par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.:->

82) Molvi": Jab main mar jaun to samnay walon ko zaroor bulana", Biwi": Kyun? Molvi": Unkay ghar ki aurten murday say lipat lipat k roti hain".

83) Khamosh Chahaton Ki Mehek Us Taraf Bhi Hay Jo Mere DiL Main Hay Wo Kasak Us Taraf Bhi hay Hain Us Taraf Bhi Taiz Bohat Dil Ki Dharkanain Betaab Churiyon Ki Khanak Is Taraf Bhi Hay

84) Dosti Ka Jab Koi Pegham Aaega, Honto Pe Tera Hi Naam Aaea, Lag Jaye Jab Teri Izat Pe Koi DAAGH To Ghabrana Nai, "SURF EXCEL" Akhir Kis Din Kaam Aayega

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85) Everything i hear a msg tone, I Always hope 1 of them comes from U my Simcard has a Limited memory. But my simheart has Unlimited space 4 "YOU"

86) Aik Chand Tanha Khara Raha, Mery Aasman Se Zara Paray, Mery Sath Sath Safar May Tha, Meri Manzilon Se Zara Paray, Teri Justjo K Hisaar Se, Tery Khuwab Tery Khayal Se, Main Wo Shakhs Tha Jo Khara Raha, Teri Chahton Se Zara Paray, Kabhi Dil Ki Baat Kahi Na Thi, Jo Kahi To Wo Bhi Dabi Dabi, Mery Lafz Puray To thy Magar, Thy Sama'Aton Say Zara Paray, Tu Chala Jayega Mery Dost, Zara Dekh Mur K To Aik Nazar, Meri Kashtiyan hain Jali Hui, Tery Sahilon Se Zara Paray..

87) What is common between dinosaurs and Shareef boys.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dono He ab is duniya main nahi hain :->

88) Toot Jaye Na Bharam Hont Hilaun Kaisay, Haal Jaisa Bhi Hai Logo Ko Sunau Kaisay, Phool Hota To Teray Dar Par Saja Daita, Zakhm Laikar Teri Dehleez Par Aaun Kaisay.

89) A famous writer said "Love is like a long sweet dream" And Marriage is an alarm clock. "so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up." HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE..

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90) Kal fursat na mili to kya hoga, itni mohabbat na mili to kya hoga, Roz kehte ho kal milenge kal Milenge, Kal aankhain hi na khuli to kya hoga.

91) Shehron May Kiraaye Ka Makaan Dhoond Rahay Hain Ye Gaon Ka Ghar Chor Kar Aanay Ki Saza Hai, Aankhon Se Meray Ashqon k Dariya Nikal Paray Tasweer Teri Dil May Chupaanay Ki Saza Hai, Pariyon ki Kahaani Say Mehroom Hai Bachpan Budhay Huway Maa Baap Hatanay Ki Saza Hai, Din May na Chain Hai Raat May Na Neend Hai Zalim Ye Tujhsay Dil Laganay Ki Saza hai

92) Heart can sakip beat for a while, Memories can be kept in a file, A Desert can replace the Nile, But nothing can stop a smile, When ur Sweet NAME comes on my mobile

93) Ur aim in life shud b 54321 Shokd !! I mean 5- Five digit salary 4- Four wheeler vehicle 3- Three room flat 2- Two cute children & 1- One sweetheart

94) Teri aankhon ka ye kajal bara anmol lagta hai.. Teri zulf ka ye badal bara anmol lagta hai.. Bara masoom sa hai ye tere chehre ka bhola pan.. Tera wo shokh chanchal dil bara anmol lagta hai.. Tere pairon ki wo payal tere hathon ka wo kangan.. Wo jhumka tere kaano ka bara anmol lagta hai.. Jo milte ho mujhe raahon mey.. Zara sa saath ka wo pal bara anmol lagta hai.. Wo kagaz par tumhara naam likhna aur mita dena.. Mujhe khud ye pagal pan bara anmol lagta hai...

95) marny ka tery gum main irada bhi nahi hai hia isq magar itna zeyada bhi nahi hai kyun dekh ker pahon nahi athty mary wo shaks hasen itna zyda bhi nahi hai

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96) Hamari taraf say aap ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ke dost ko bhi aik puppy, Kyo ki meray doggy nai aaj hi dus puppy ko janam diya hai

97) Zamanay Bhar Ki NigahOn Main Jo Khuda Sa Lagay Wo Ajnabi Hai, Magar Mujh Ko Aashnaa Sa Lagay Na Jaanay Kab Meri Duniya Main Muskuraye Gaa Wo Aik Shakhs K KhuabOn Main Bhi Khafa Sa Lagay Ajeeb Cheez Hai YaarOn, Ye ManzilOn Ki Havas K Raahzan Bhi Musafir Ko, Rah-Numa Sa Lagay Dil-e-Tabaah! Tera Mashvara Hai Kia, K Mujhay Wo Phool Rang Sitaraa Bhi, Be-Wafa Saa Lagay Hui Hai Jis Se Munavvar Har Aik Aankh Ki Jheel Wo Chaand Aaj Bhi Adeel Ko Kam Numa Sa Lagay

98) Main soun to khawabon main ho tum ARZOO Main jagoon to mere khyalon main ho tum ARZOO Main nazar uthaoon to meri ankhon main ho tum ARZOO Main chaloon to meri manzil ho tum ARZOO Main likhoon to mera qalam ho tum ARZOO Main parhoon to meri ghazal ho tum ARZOO Main gungunaoon to mera geet ho tum ARZOO Main sunaoon to meri dastaan ho tum ARZOO Main dhoop main hoon to mera saibaan ho tum ARZOO Main raat main hoon to meri sahar ho tum ARZOO

99) Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de , Tarap raha ho ab aur na intzaar de, Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam say kam 1 missed call hi mar de

100) Yeh mere aansu jinhe koi pochne Yeh mere aansu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahiKoi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote

101) Aapke shaher ka mausam suhana lage, aapki ek shaam chura lun agar bura naa lage, aap chahe to bhula de humko, par aapko bhulane mein shayad hame zamana lage.

102) Every tear is a sign of brokeness, Every silence is a sign of lonliness, Every smile is a sign of kindness, Every sms is a sign of remembrance

103) Kabhi Jazbaat To Kabhi Yaadon Ko Dafan Kartey Hai, Kabhi Ansu To Kabhi Dard Piya Kartey Hai, Mohtaj To Nahi Hum Phir Bhi Tere SMS Ka.... Intezar Kiya Kartey Hai.....

104) dil se aap ka khayaal jaata nahi aap ke siwa koi yaad aata nahi hasrat hai ke roz aap ko dekhen magar vo MADARI roz aap ko laata nahi

"SMS"


105) Ye kis k Aanso hein kafan pe mery, ye kon Roya iss ajnabi k liye, ye meray Dushman b janty hein kitna Tars hon mein, teri Mohabat pany k liye

106) How Friendship Break ? Both Friends will think the other is busy and will not contact thinking it may b disturbing. As time passes both will think let the other contact. After that each will think why should I contact first. Here ur love will be converted to Hate. Finally without contact the memory becomes weak. They forget each other. One fine Day they will meet n blame one another. So Keep in touch with all your Friends. N Pass this to all your friends... I don't want to be one of this kind.. so here i am to say u Hi,,,, Take care keep in touch n send this to ur friends before its too late!!!!!

107) wafa hi dil ko dukhati hai,jab bhi wafa ka naam aata hai to mujhe 1 ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai

108) Dard hi dard bhar gaya dil mein, itna hassass kerdya ghum nay, Jab kisi aankh say gira aansoo apni aankhoon pay lay liya humnay.

109) Khoon ke saagar oodeltaa hun mai, Dard aur tees jheltaa hun mai, Tum samajhte ho sher kehtaa hun mai, Apne zakhmon se kheltaa hun mai.

110) Rab se dua karta hon k har janam main tujhe khushiyon ka sansaar milay..... Jo mujhe sms na kare Allah kare osay apni Girl-Friend se Behan jesa piyar milay.....

111) apni hantho ki lakiro par na karo garoor itna nasib unka bhi hota hai jinke """hatha nahi hote

112) bari aasani se dil lagaye jatey hain bari mushkil se waaday nibhaye jatey hain mohabat le jati hai un rahon par jahan deep nahein dil jalaye jatey hain

113) Woh Yeh Samja Keh Hum Ne Useee Bhula Rakha Hai... Yeh Na Jana Kis Dil Main Chupa Rakha Hai..... Ashk Us Ka Na Chlak Jaiee Mere Ankhoon Se..... Iseee Dar Se Main Ne Palkoon Ko Jhuka Rakha Hai....

"SMS"


114) Bikhar rahi ha maeri zaat usy kehna, kahi mily toto yehe baat usy kehna, wo sath tha to zamana tha hamsafar, magar ab koi nahi mery sath usy kehna, usy kehna k bin teray din nahi katta, sisik sisik k katti hai rat use kehna, usy pukaron k khoud hi pohanch jaon us k pass nahi rahe wo halat use kehna, agar wo phir b na loteay to aye mare mehraban quasid, hamari zeist k halat use kehna, har jeet us k anam kar raha hon, mantta hon ma apni har use kehna,

115) Woh Jate Hua Keyh Gaye Ham Se K Ab Ham Srf Aap K Khwaab Hi Me Aayenge Koi Keh De Un Se K Wo Wada To Karein Ham Hamesha K Liye Soo Jayenge

116) Zehan Me Teri Yaadon K Siwa Kuch Bi Nahi Dil Me Guzri Baaton Ki Siwa Kuch Bi Nahi Tu Jahan Bi Rahe Sada Khush Rahe Mere Lub Per Duaon K Siwa Kuch Bi Nhai

117) zamaney see nahee ham tanhayee see dartee hay' pyaar see nahee hum roosvayee see dartee hay'milnee koo dil bahoot chahtha hay leeken' milnee kee bad ham teere judayee see dartee hay

118) Yaado ki dhund mne apki parchai sii lagti hee Kanoon mne gunjati shanai sii lagti he Ap karib hon to apna pan hee Warna seney mne sansay bhi parai sii lagtii hee

119) Sochta hone K osay nend B aati hogi ya faqat meri tarha ashak bahatii hogi woh meri shkal mera naam tak bholanay wali kea apni tasweer se ankh milati hogi.

120) Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada, Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada, Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to, STUPID ho tom had se zeada

121) Waqat to aata he chala jata he iss ka aytbaar mat karna, Woh juda ho K yaad aye kisi se itna pyear mat karna

122) Sans lene se teri yaad aati he, na leney se meri jaan jatii he, Kese kehdoo K mne sirf saans se zinda hon, jab k sann se pehlay teri yaad aati hee.

123) dhektey raho us ko pal pal ye ankh keh rahi hai sochtey raho us ko har pal ye soch keh rahi hai dil tu chahata hai lagalo galey se ussey ye hum nahi hamari chahat keh rahi hai

"SMS"


124) pyar me lela apney majnoo ki tareef ka keh rahi hai pyar me heer apnay ranjha ki khuwish ka keh rahi hai mana ke hai in ki dastanien bhi bohat barii par hum inse agien hai ye hamari chahat keh rahi hai

125) gam tu hai thora ye bahar keh rahi hai dar to hai thora ye takdeer keh rahi hai par har dar se ab is pyar ko pana hai nahi jina us ke bina ye hamari chahat keh rahi hai

126) ye zuban pyar na karney ka keh rahi hai par tarap ussey baraney ka keh rahi hai chaha ke rok loo jo kuch bhi ho raha hai par nahi rukta ye hamari chahat keh rahi hai

127) khushiyon se naraz hai meri zindgi, pyaar ki muhtaag hai meri zindgi. huns leta hu logo ko dekhane ke liye, werna dard ki kitaab hai meri zindgi.

128) nit naye fashion ki dildada thi marhooma janab, soch ker dafnaien ye miyat hai ik B.com ki, ghusal ghar mein aur wo bhi modren khatoon ka, laash beauty parlour mein bhej dein madaam ki!!;)

129) Agr tumhain koi chahe to, Mere hathon se apna hath chura laina, apne dil sy mera nam mita laina, Tor daina pyr ki zngerein, Mita laina tsveer mita daina... MGAR SHART yeh ha MUJH SE ZIADA TUMHAIN KOI CHAAHE TO..

130) manzilon ki her ek sada ap kay name muhabtoon ki har ek adaa ap kay name pyar bhari her aik nigah ap kay name aj labon sy nikalny wali her ek dua ap kay name

131) Kabhi Roke Muskuraye Kabhi Muskurakar Roye Teri Yaad jab Bhi Aayi Tujhe Bhula Kar Roye Ek Tera Hi Naam Tha Jise Hazar Bar Likha Tha Jise Khush Ho Kar Likha Tha Usse Mitakar Roye..!

132) Too Jo Bechhray To Milay Dard Kayamat Jesa, Tujh Sy Kaisa Hy Yeh Taloq Mohabat Jesa.Jis Ko Chaho Usay Ahsasay Khodai Dy Do,Silsla Pyar Ka Rakho To Ibadat Jesa..

133) Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni, Koi likhta bhi nahi aur jalata bhi nahi, Is kadar akele ho gaye hain aaj kal, Koi satata bhi nahi aur manata bhi nahi.

"SMS"


134) Har khushi se khobsurat teri sham kar don, Apni khushi or dosti teray naam kar don, Mil jae agr dobara ye zindagi, Har bar mein ye zindagi tere naam kar don

135) Ajj dareechey main wo aana bhol gia, Mein bhi apna diya jalana bhol gia, Ajj mujhe bhi us ke yaad nai aayi, Wo bhi mery khawb main aana bhol gia, khut aya hai per khat key koney per, Wo apni aankh ka ansu mitana bhol gia, Roth k dono ik jaga per baithey rahe, Mein usko vo mujh ko manana bhol gia.

136) Tery eltaja ky khalos per humain Tark_e_ishq qabol hai...... mager ek baat hai HAMNASHEEN meri Zindgi ka Sawal hai........

137) Piyar K Phool Khabi Murjhaya Nahi Kartay, Hanstay Chehron Ko Rulaya Nahi Kartay, Jin Ki Sansay Chalti Hon Ap Ke dam Say, Unhay Itna Tarpaya Nahi Kartay.

138) EK DIL HI THA AASHNA APNA KIS KIS SE JAKAR MASHVARA KARTE HUM KO HASIL KIA THA WAFAON SE BEWAFAON SE KIA WAFA KARTE.....

139) Tu sath nahe tha magar phir b seharr hone tak, teri har sanse mere jism ko choo k guzarti rahe.

140) Zakham deny ka andaz kuch aisa hy Zakham dy kar pochte hain ab hal kaisa hy kisi aik ka gila kya karna yaro sari dunya ka mizaj aik jesa hy

141) Wo tu Nadan hy Mera kia Imtehan lega Nazar se nazar mila k nazar Jhuka lega Mat kaho Usy Charag bujhane ko Wo Na Samaj hy Unglian Jala lega

142) kon kisi ka bana rehta hy is jahan main ay DOST Darakht b Sokhy hohy patoon ko gira dety hain

143) Un sy door jany ka irada na tha Sada sath rehny ka b wada na tha Wo yaad na kren gy ye janty thy hum Mgr itni jaldi bhol jahen gy andaza na tha

"SMS"


144) Hazoor AQDAS (PBUH) nay farmaya! "Jab b dua kero tu dosron ko zaror yad rakho ho sakta hi kisi k naseb ki bohat c khushin ap k ik harf-e-dua k intezar main hon"

145) Chht mein kbi kisi k Imtihn n len,J nibh hi n Sk w wd n den.JiSy tm bi jene ki dt hi n h,USy kbi jene ki d n den

146) Kabhi Tum apni Mohabat ka aitbar to do Main chahon toot k Tum ko ye ikhtyar to do Guzerti hi nahi mujh se Zindagi tanha aik khush guvar c sham udhar to do.

147) Jaa raha he mera sms. na jane kia gul khilayega. pyar se parha jayega. ya bin parhe hi delete ho jayega. agher delete na hoga to ek reply zaroor aayega

148) Chand jub niklay to tera guma hota hai Kis kadar dilfreab ye sama hota hai Hum apki yadon ma khoway rehtay hain Neend ma jub sara jahan hota hai

149) Assan dil de mobile vich Tuhade Pyar di sim pawai ay... Keta load main card Armanan da, vich Hijar di battery pawai ay... Nit Hasratan naal ino charge kita, vich dard di tone bharai ay, teri yad dae signal aonday ney, par call kadi na aai ay.

150) Hansti thi, Hansati thi, Baalon ko Lehrati thi, Kuch soch ker sharmati thi, Phir kuch soch ker muskarati thi, Aj pata chala Saali "PAGAL" thi.... !

151) Ae mery RAB . Judai k safar ko kam kr de, Jitna wo door ha Usy utna qareb kr de. Nahi likha agr naseb me us k nam to, Khtam kr ye zindgi or muje fanna kr de.

152) Faslay qurb ki pehchan howa karte hain Besabab log preshan howa karte hain Ye haqiqat ha jahan tot k chaha jaye Wahan bicharne k ziada imkan howa karte hain!

"SMS"


153) Zindagi ik chahat k silsala hai koi mil gaya to koi bichar gaya, jis ko manga tha dilo ja say khuda say duwaoon mein, who kissi or ko bina mange hi mil gaya..

154) Nafrat kabhi naa karna hum se, Hum nafrat seh naa paayeinge, Ek bar keh dena hume aitbaar nahi, Teri duniya se hass ke chale jaayeinge.

155) Kabi tum apni mohabat ka aitbar to do, Mein chahon toot k tumko ye ikhtiyar to do, Guzarti hi nahi mujsay ye zindagi tanha Sahara pyar ka day ker isay guzar to do, Mein sochti hon tumaray baghair kya hoga Dil-o-dimagh pe ik bojh hai utaar to do Meray khyal ki raahon ko kehkshan ker do, K roshni say meri zindagi sanwar do

156) SMS har pal karu toh shararat hogi, har din karu toh paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar karu toh kanjusi hogi, par dil se karu toh AAPKO khushi hogi

157) Woh kehte hain majboor hain hum.. Naa chahte hue tumse door hain hum.. Churali jinhone meri dhadkane. Phir bhi kehte hain bekasoor hain hum..

158) Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi, Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta bhi nahi, Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal, Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi

159) Haan, dil ne tujhe yaad kiya abhi abhi... Dil chah raha hai tum bhi aa jao abhi yahi, Tum aao ya na aao, Koi shikwa nahi, Hum tera intizar karenge sada yahin.

160) kaash hum bhi kisi ko khushian de paate, dard to bahut diya hai humne sabko, kaash hamara pyar bhi kisi ko khushiyan de paata, kaash hum bhi kisi ki khushiyan ban paate!!!

161) unko khabar hai mere tute armano ki, aaj zaroorat padegi kanch ke paimano ki, khali na hone dena jaam yaaro, varna fir se yaad aa jayegi gujre jmano ki!!!

"SMS"


162) unase dur jaane ka iraada na tha sada saath rehne ka vada b na tha.. wo yaad na karenge, yeh jaante they hum par itni jaldi bhul jayenge... andaaza na tha!!!

163) ab to yaadon ka silsila reh gaya, khuda jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya, ek chand chhup gaya jaane kahan, ek sitara use dhundtha reh gaya!!!

164) Khushion se naraz hai meri zindagi, Pyaar ki mohtaj hai meri zindagi, has lete hain logon ko dikhane ke liye, varna dard ki kitab hai meri zindagi!!!

165) jaane kya zamana chahta hai, mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai, jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se, har shaks mujhe aazmana chahta hai!!!

166) bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake khayalo me kisi aur ko la na sake usko dekh ke ansu to ponch liye par kisi or ko dekh ke muskura na sake

167) Soe kahan pe? Aankh ne takiye bhigoye hai Aaj hum bhi kisi ke liye khoob roye hai Dil ke darvaaze ko har waqt khula rakhte hai Jaane kis waqt tera bulaava aa jaye Kabhi khood pe, Kabhi halaat pe rona aaya Baat nikli, To har ek baat pe rona aaya

168) Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gai hai , Gum ke sagar mein is kadar kho gai hai , Tum aa jaao vapis yeh gujaarish hai meri ; Shaayad muje, Tumhaari aadat si ho gai hai

169) Kuchh pal ke liye aa jaao vaapis , Hum dil ki kahaani keh denge Samje na tum aankho se ; Voh baat zubaani keh denge

170) Pher lete hain nazar, dil se bhula dete hain Kya yun hi log wafaon ka sila dete hain Wada kiya tha phir bhi na aaye mazar par Humne to jaan di thi isi aitbaar par Kyon bhula diya humein, kyon dil se gira diya Hum to yun hi mare huye the, un ke inkaar par

"SMS"


171) Aansuo mein raatbhar rona pada , Tere milan se to haath dhona pada , Tera milna tha khwaab mera ; Khwaab laane ke liye sona pada

172) Ashk wo bhi girane lage hain, paigam unke bhi ane lage hain, ikraar karte hain ab mohabt ka wo bhi, jab duniya chod k hum jane lage hain.

173) Aasma ke taare aksre puchte hain humse, "kya tumhe aaj bhi intezaar hai uske laut aane ka", mujhe to ab tak yakin na hua uske chale jaane ka!!!

174) unka waada hai ki woh laut aayenge, isi umeed pe hum jeeye jayenge, yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyara hai, kar rahe the... kar rahe hain.. aur kare jayenge!!!

175) Dil Gumsum, zubaan Khamosh Ye Aankhein Aaj Yu Nam Kyu Hai Jise Kabhi Paya Hi Na Tha , Unhe Aaj Khone Ka Gum Kyu Hai

176) Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti, Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti, Kami hai Pujne walon ki, Varna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.

177) Har waqt jiska khayal rehta hai, wo to mere dil ke pass rehta hai, mil jata hai sakoon jiski ek jhalak se uska haqeqat me hi nahi sapno me bhi intejaar rehta hai.

178) Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi. dilon mein hoti hai sagar jaisi gehrai bhi, is umeed se karte hai sms unhein, ki wo padhein aur hamein yaad karke muskrayein bhi..

179) Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

180) Agr khush hai wo dekh k ansu meri ankho me, to ksam se hm muskurana chod denge, tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko mgr uski taraf palke uthana chhod denge.

"SMS"


181) Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya. Doston ke liye dosti ka rishta bnaya. Par khuda ne farmaya, dosti rahegi uski kayam jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya.

182) Sharabi ilzam sharab ko deta hai, aashiq ilzam shabab ko deta hai. Koi nhi karta qabul apni bhul, kanta bhi ilzam gulab ko deta hai

183) jaane kya zamana chahta hai, mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai, jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se, har shaks mujhe aazmana chahta hai

184) Zindagi k liya mujhay DIL ki zaroorat hai, DIL k liya mujhay DHARKAN ki zaroorat hai, DHARKAN k liya mujhay KHUSHI ki zaroorat hai, KHUSHI k liya mujhay PIYAR ki zaroorat hai, PIYAR k liya mujhay APKI zaroorat hai..

185) Aisa sathi chahie jo, Hame Apna maan sake, Hamare har dukh ko jan sake, Chal rahe ho ham tez barish me, Fir bhi pani mese Ansuo ko pehchan sake.

186) Jane se pehle mera kasoor to btaya hota, Itna pyar tha to hm pe haq jataya hota, Hm to fir palat ke ruk jate, Tune hath khol kr hume wapis to bulaya hota

187) Chaah kar b juda na rah sakoge , rooth kar b khafa na rah sakoge , hum dosti hi kuch aisi nibhayenge ke mere bina ik pal b rah na sakoge.

188) Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai, tadpne k liye yaden reh jati hain, kya farak padta hai dil ho ya koyla, jalne k baad sirf rakh hi reh jati hai.

189) Tute khwabo ki tasvir kab puri hoti hai, Chand taro k beech b duri hoti hai, Dena to khuda sab kuch chahta hai, Par Uski b kuch majburi hoti hai

190) Nafrat tum kabhi na karna humse,.. hum ye seh nahi payenge.,. ek bar keh dena humpe aitbar nahi.. teri duniya se hass kar hum chale jayenge

"SMS"


191) Teri dosti ne Zindgi ko Ek Maksad diya hai Har Sukh-Dukh me Maine Tera ehsaas kiya hai Jab bhi Jhapke Palak Teri to Samaj lena is dost ne yaad kiya hai.

192) Aapki yaad bechain kar jati hai, Har jagah sirf apki hi surat nazar aati hai, Kaisa hal kiya hai ye apne mera, Ki neend aati hai to aankhe bura maan jati hai

193) BAAT karke rula na dijiyega, FASHANAA..banake mita na dijiyega, na do khushi to gum hi sahi par Apnaa banake bhula na dijiyega..

194) Paigam toh ek bahana tha, irada toh aapko yaad dilana tha, aap yaad kare na kare koi baat nahi, par aapki yaad aati hai bas itna hi batana tha.

195) Sath chute ga kesy mera aap ka jab mera dil hi ghar ban gaya aap ka aap ki ik nazar kargai kya aser mera dil tha mera hogaya aap ka aap ka

196) Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya, Mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya, Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan, Us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya

197) Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna, aap ka daikna, daikh kar muskrana, ankain milana, nigain churana, aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina, hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna ..........uf kuch to sahi hota.

198) Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh, Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.

199) Jaane Kaya Muj Say Zamana Chahata Ha, Mera Dil Tod Ka Muja Hansana Chahata Ha, Jana Kaya Baat Ghalakti Ha Mera Chehre Say, Her Koi Muja Azzmana Chahata Ha

200) Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

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201) TOO JO BECHHRAY TO MILAY DARD KAYAMAT JESA, TUJH SY KAISA HY YEH TALOQ MOHABAT JESA.JIS KO CHAHO USAY AHSASAY KHODAI DY DO,SILSLA PYAR KA RAKHO TO IBADAT JESA..

202) Piyar K Phool Khabi Murjhaya Nahi Kartay, Hanstay Chehron Ko Rulaya Nahi Kartay, Jin Ki Sansay Chalti Hon Ap Ke dam Say, Unhay Itna Tarpaya Nahi Kartay

203) When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.

204) would we stay out of the world for a moment & the moment would become as long untill we get each other togather.

205) Some things can be left undon, some words can be left unsaid, some feelings can be left unexpressed; but some one like u can never be left unremembered.

206) Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so that s why they look so much like umbrellas... when you breath, you inspire.

207) Ur SMILE can b compared 2a ROSE, Ur VOICE can b compared 2a CUKOO, Ur INOCENCE can b compared 2a KID, but in STUPIDITY... U'hv no comparison! U R D BEST.

208) Woh apne ghar chala gaya afsos mat kar Itna hi us ka saath tha afsos mat karo Insaan apne aap main majboor hai bohat Koi nahi hai bewafa afsos mat karo.

209) Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai, Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai, Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena, Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai.

210) Woh apne ghar chala gaya afsos mat kar Itna hi us ka saath tha afsos mat karo Insaan apne aap main majboor hai bohat Koi nahi hai bewafa afsos mat karo.

211) As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.

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212) A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes. A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!

213) Tarasti nigaho ne har pal tera deedar managa, jaise amavaas ne har raat chand ko manga, ruth gaya uparwala bhi mujhse, jab maine meri har dua me tera saath manga!

214) aane se khone ka mazza kuch aur hai, band aankho me rone ka maza kuch aur hai, aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal, aur us ghazal me tere hone ka maza alag hai!

215) Fiza par to asar hawao ka hota hai, mohabbat par to asar adaao ka hota hai, koi aise hi kissi ka diwana nahi hota kuch kasoor to nigaho ka bhi hota hai!

216) din tha tau sabh shaant tha bheed kaa sath tha karwaan se bichad kar janey hum kabh viraan mae aa gaye bethey rahey saari shaam intezaar kaa diya jalaye.

217) Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh, Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.

218) Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo, Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo, Lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da, Pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da... Enjoy!

219) Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay, Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.

220) Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane, pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane, hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein, upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

221) Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nek ko... Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko.. Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.

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222) Pyar Pyar Pyar Roti hai tu Baar Baar Kahan hai Tera Vo Pyar Jiska kar rahi ho Tum IntejaarTera dard tha, teri yaad thi, Main jahan raha, main jidher gaya,

223) Mera din tu yunhi guzar gaya, Junhi sham hoi main bikhar gaya, Is abar ka mere yaar say bara milta julta mizaj hai, Kabhi tot k baras gaya, Kabhi berukhi say guzar gaya,

224) (Smile) "Har waqt gul bankar muskurana jindagi hai, Muskurakar gam bhulana jindagi hai, Jeet kar muskuraye to kya muskuraye, Har kar muskurana jindagi hai"

225) (Waiting) Kar Rahin Hoon main Jindagi ka Intezaar, ki Kabhi Tu bhi Karega intezaar, Mat Bhul Is Jindagi ka, Dusra Naam hota hai Sirf Pyaar.

226) (Love) humne tumhare pyar ko khel nahin samjha varna humne jo khel khele hain to haare nahin haia.

227) Ishq ke phoolo me hai Kanto ka khajana, Daman jo Ulajh jaye to daman na bachana.

228) Biggest Lovers Hum Unaki Yaad Me Roe Ro ke Aasuon Ke Rab Bhar Diye. Wo Itane Bewafa Nikle Ki, Usme Naha Ke Chal Diye.

229) Duniya mai hoti na mohobbat to, Raab se rusva na koi hota, Mohobbat mai diye hai jaan jinone, Sayad duniya mai unn ka bi koi naam hota

230) Mat karo pyar kisi se phoolon ki taraha, Phool to pal mae Murjha jaate hai, Pyar karo to karo Kaaton ki taraha, Jo Chubhne ke baad bi Yaad Aate hain !!

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231) Dreams Only You! pyar karne wale kabhi kum na honge waqt ke sath kabhi hum na honge chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyar karna lakin teri yadon ke Haqdaar sirf hum honge

232) Smile and Keep Smiling! "Har waqt gul bankar muskurana jindagi hai, Muskurakar gam bhulana jindagi hai, Jeet kar muskuraye to kya muskuraye, Haar kar muskurana Jindagi hai"

233) Lost in Your Dreams Duniya mai hoti na mohobbat to, Rub se rusva na koi hota, Mohobbat mey di hai jaan ginone, Sayad duniya mai un ka bhi koi naam hota

234) yadoo mein itni gehrayi kyu hai muskurate hoye chehro pai tanhayi kyu hai is duniy ki bheer mein kho gaye hain phir bhi soocho mein aaj bhi teri yaad ayi kyu hain

235) Burning in Love! Door se dikhate hai raasta sabhi saath koi chaltaa nahi Jaltaa hai dil jab jalaate hai duniya wale, Apni Marji Se to Koi Jaltaa nahi.

236) Jaam se itni nafrat na karo ke kabhi peena padhe toh pii na sako, kisi se itni mohabbat na karo k kabhi tanha jeena padhe toh jee na sako..

237) Dream About You! khawaaboo mein kabhi aap bhi khoye ho ge khuli aankhoo se kabhi aap bhi soye ho ge, maana hasna

aadat hai muskuraane ki, magar haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye ho ge.

238) Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain, Par, Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!

239) Jaane Kya Sochkar Lehrein Sahil Se Takraakar Laut Jaati Hai, Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Wo Kinaare Se bewafaai Karti Hai, Yaa Laut kar Milne Ka Waada Nibhaati Hai!

240) Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaaz Nahi Hoti, Dil Ke Tootne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti, Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsaas, To Usey Dard Dene Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti!

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241) Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!

242) "aisa rumaal hi kahan jo mere asoon ko poch sake tumhara aisa yeah dil kahan jo mere haal ko samajh sake"

243) Dad: Son what do u want for your birthday? Son: Zyada kuch nahi dad, Bass ek radio jo sports car mai laga hua ho.....:->

244) Longest Is Mother's Love, Shortest Is Others Love... Sweetest Is Lover's Love But Strongest Is Friend'S Love.. Thanks For Being My Friend..

245) The human brain is mose outstanding thing.... it function 24hrs 365 days.... it function right from the time u r Born.. Untill you fall in love *

246) SapNe Ki Tarah Tujhay Saja K Rakhun, Chandni Raat Ki Nazron Say Chupa K Rakhun, Meri Taqdeer Mere Saath Nahi, Warna ZIndgi Bhar Tujhay Apna Bana K Rakhun..

247) Neechay Aapke Liye "DOSTI" Ka Gift hai. | | | Danda Hai Sir Par Parega Na Tab Aqal Thikanay Aaye Gi Dosti May Bhi Gif Chahiye..

248) Saapno ki Tarah aakar chale gaye, apno ko bhulakar chale gaye, Kis bhul ki saja di aapne hame, Pahale hasaya fir rula kar chale gaye.

249) Every tear is a sign of brokeness, Every silence is a sign of lonliness, Every smile is a sign of kindness, Every sms is a sign of remembrance

250) Roz hota hai deedar mera teri yAdoN se, chhalakta hai noor tera meri AnkhoN se, tadap raha hoon maiN aur ab ye Alam hai, aur intezaar nahi hota ab meri sasoN se,

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251) tujhe chahne wale kum na honge, waqt ke sath shayad hum na honge, chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyaar dena, lekin teri yaadoN ke haqdar sirf hum hi hoNge

252) mere jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kaafi hai, dil ki qalam se likhi ye dastaan hi kafi hai, teer-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorate ai nazneen, qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hai kafi hai.

253) meri dua hai tu sabse nek surat ho, teri tarah tera dil bhi khoobsoorat ho, dua se pahle mile tujhko jo tu chahe, ke khud dua ko tere haathon ki zaroorat ho!!

254) jee chaahta hai tumse pyari si baat ho, khaamosh taare aur lambi si raat ho, phir saari raat tumse hum kahte raheN, ki tum hi meri zindagi aur tum meri jarurat ho!!

255) wo zindagi hi kya jisme pyar nahi, wo pyar hi kya jisme yaden nahi, wo yaden he kya jisme tum nahi, wo tum hi kya jisme hum nahi.

256) jab bhi main khud ko samjhaooN, tu mera nahi hai, dil mein koi cheekh uthti hai, nahi aisa nahi hai, kab utarta hai koi dil mein utar jaane ke baad, ki is dil ki gali ka koi doosra raasta nahi hai.

257) Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura loon, waqt ko rok kar waqt se ek din chura loon, tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura loon, tum saath ho to is jahan se ye jahan chura loon.

258) fir wahi fasaana afsaana sunaati ho, dil ke paas hoon keh kar dil jalati ho, beqaraar hai aatish-e-nazar nazar se milne ko, to Fir kyon nahi pyaar jataati ho

259) dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti, ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote, yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna, hum to kab ke mar gaye hote!!

260) Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayee hai, gham ke saagar mein is qadar kho gayee hai, tum aa jao waapis yeh guzaarish hai meri, mujhe shayad tumaari aadat si ho gayee hai

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261) Jis Din Se Khoya Hay tujay.... Apni Har DuA be-Asar lagnay lagi...

262) Jan Se Mar Dey Mujhe Lekin Chor Janay Ka Mujh Per Zulm Na Kar..... Ye Mera Hosla Hai Tere Bagair Sans Leta Hon Baat Karta Hon.....

263) Guzray Huay Taweel Zamanay Kay Baad Bhi Dil Main Raha Wo Choor Kay Janay Kay Baad Bhi Pehlu Main Reh Kay Dil Nay Dia Hai Bohat Faraib Rakha Hai Us Ko Yaad Bhulanay Kay Baad Bhi....

264) Aanso Hansi Hansi May Nikal Aye Kyun FARAZ Baithay Baithay Koun Se Ghum Yad Aa Gaye..!

265) Wo Qissay Aur Hon Gay Jin Ko Sun Kar Neend Aati Hai...! Tarap Jao Gay Kaanp Utho Gay Sun Kar Dastaan Meri.!

266) *D:- Dastak bhi na dey. *O:- Or apna bana ley. *S:- Sanso me basey jo. *T:- Takdir jo sawarey.

*I:- Isi rishte ko kahtey hain **

267) Tujy phir se milne ki Arz, Tery Dil k Chne ki justju, Aye "jn" tu h mery Rubaru, kitni Tamanayen machalti hein, jab ter khayal ata hi..........

268) Ye kis k Aanso hein kafan pe mery, ye kon Roya iss ajnabi k liye, ye meray Dushman b janty hein kitna Tars hon mein, teri Mohabat pany k liye,

269) Meri dosti ko koi samjh nhi paya, Rotay they jub tanha koi pas nhi aya, Mita dia khud ko us ki dosti mein, Aur kehtey hain log hamain DOST bnana nhi aya.....

270) Waqat guzrta raha per sansin thami thi, muskara rahey the hum per ankhon main nami thi. Sath hamarey ye jahan tha sara, per na janey kyo tumhari kami thi......

271) Mile gi ham ko b apne naseeb ki khushian, bus intezar he kab ye kamal hona he, buhat dukh diye is zamane ne hame, kabhi to ise apne kiye pe malal hona he.

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272) Yad kisi ko karna ye bat nahi jatane ki, Dil per chot dena adat ha zamane ki, Hum"AAP"ko yad bilkul nhi karte, kyun k yad karna ik neshani ha bhul jany ki.

273) Aqual Zarian : Jab main chahta hon ALLAH se bat kron to mai namaz parta hon. Or jab mai chahta hon ALLAH muj se bat kare to mai Quran parta hon.

274) Happy Moments-PRAISE ALLAH; Difficult Moment -SEEK ALLAH; Quiet Moments -WORSHIP ALLAH; MOMENT BY MOMENT; "THANKs ALLAH!".

275) Mujy judai ka koi ranj nahi, Mery khayal ki duniya may mery PAs ho tum, Han tm ny theak kaha hy,tmhen mila na kron, Pr mujy ye bata do kay qun udas ho tum

276) Some times my mind asks why i like u why i want to c u why i remember u why u make me laugh then my HEART answers it's simple bcoz i love cartoons".

277) Checking ur kanjosi level If U r 25% kanjos U call me If U r 50% kanjos U SMS me If U r 75% kanjos U misscall me If U r100% kanjos U read dis sms & give smile.

278) Sarder dukhi tha . . kisi ne poocha ku tension mai ho. . . sarder:yaar aik dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon

279) Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana, Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,

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Dushman ko bhi galay lagana, Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana . . . . . Thook Denge

Saale ko....

280) An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

281) "I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man. "Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?" "My wife is eighty-one. " "My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?" "Next September we will complete sixty-two years." "Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?" "Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

282) A Rose IS Always A Rose Whether Its In A Golden Pot Or In The Ground Same Way, . . . You R Always My Friend Whether You R In

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"CENTRAL JAIL" Or "MENTAL HOSPITAL"

283) Bahut khubsurat ho tum, apne aap ko duniya ki nazron se bachaya karo, Sirf Akhon me kajal hi nahi gale me nimbu aur hari mirchi bhi latkaya karo.

284) Chand Pe Ap Ka Nam Likhnay Ko G Chahta Hai.. Chand Pe Ap Ka Nam Likhnay Ko G Chahta Hai.. Par Kia Karain Ye Khayal Hamesha Dopher Ko He Aata Hai...

285) Zindagi mein kamyabi ki menzlen tay karty karty. Jub kabhi 2 pal ko sans lenay k liye ruko.... Tu Pechy mur k zaror dekhna . Kia pata? . ? . ?

.... Dum hi nikal aei ho

286) Book khulty hi Exam ka sama hota hai... Aise mausam mein hi tu Dimag kharab hota hai. Dimag ki baatein paper pe nahi aati.... Ye FASANA tu mark sheet pe bayan hota ha......

287) : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

288) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".

289) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".

290) Brain Jiska = Ice Dil Jiska = NICE

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Jewan Jiska = PURE Help Jiski = SURE Nazar Jiski = CLEAR Bany Sub ka = DEAR Esa kon = ??? ? ? Mein .... Aur kon

291) If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted cause the index doesnt hash, Then your situations hopeless and your systems gonna crash!

292) School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

293) When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,When my boss takes a long time, He is thoroughWhen I don't do it, I am lazy,When my boss does not do it, He is busy,When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interviewWhen my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked

When I do well, My boss never remembers,When I do wrong, He never forgets

294) Do U know the full form of COLLEGEC-ComeO-OnL-LetsL-LoveE-EachG-GirlE-EquallyThats why boys go to college regularly....

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295) The sky's falling down, the whole world is on fireThe smell of burning is strong on my mindEverywhere i turn i see ruin and destructionOne man taking another's life.Don't ask me how but somehow i knowMankind still has to go for miles.

296) Meaning of HUSBAND & WIFE..

WonderfulItemForEntertainment

HandsomeUsefulSmartButAtNightDangerous

297) Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,Utna To Hum Choice Mein CHor DIya Karte Thay

298) Sochta hun keye doulatye larkianye bungleye gariyanye dunia bhar keaish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaonlekin phir sochta hunPEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI

299) Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

300) Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?Doc : Two...MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

301) Ak Bacha school Dair say pocha tu Teacher nay kaha." Tumhay Pata hona chahiye keh School 8am ko shoro ho jata hai." Bachay nay Masomiyat say jawab diya." Mis ! waqt ke pabandi zarori hai. Aap mera intazar mat kia karay. School shoro kar diya karay.

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302) Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !!Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !!Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO waloon Ki Faryad Hai ..

303) A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.

304) kabhi khusi se khusi ko nahi dekha,tumahre baad kisi ko nahi dekha ,yah soch ke ki tera intzar lazmi hai,tamaam umr ghadi ki taraf nahi dekha.

305) TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."MILLIE : I is...TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

306) Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

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