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CharlieBrown

CharlieBrown

Ican'tbelieveit...Shemustthink

I'mthemoststupidpersonalive

Comeon,CharlieBrown

I'llholdtheballandyoukickit

Holdit?Ha

You'llpullitawayand

I'lllandflatonmyback

andkillmyself

ButCharlieBrownit'sThanksgiving

What'sthatgottodowithanything?Well,oneofthegreatesttraditions

wehaveisthe

ThanksgivingDayFootballgame

Andthebiggestmostimportant

traditionofallisthekickingoff

ofthefootball

Isthatright?

AbsolutelyComeonCharlieBrown

It'sabighonorforyou

Wellifit'sthatimportant

apersonshould

neverturndownabighonor

MaybeIshoulddoit

Besides,shewouldn'ttrytotrickme

onatraditionalholiday

ThistimeI'mgonnakickthatfootball

cleartothemoon


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AUUGH...

Isn'titpeculiarCharlieBrown?

Howsometraditions

justslowlyfadeaway

"ACHARLlEBROWNTHANKSGlVElNG"

What'sthematterbigbrother?

Nothing

Iwasjustcheckingthemailbox

Whatdidyouexpectaturkeycard?

Holidaysalwaysdepressme

Iknowwhatyoumean

Iwentdowntobuyaturkeytree

AndalltheyhavearethingsforChristmas

ForChristmas?Already

Anyway,whyshouldlgivethanks

onThanksgiving?

WhathaveIgottobethankfulfor?

Allitdoesismakemorework

forusatschool

Doyouknowwhatwehavetodonow?

Wehavetowriteanessay

onStanleyMiles

YoumeanMilesStandish

Ican'tkeeptrackofallthosepeople

What'sallthecommotion?

We'vegotanotherholiday

toworryabout...Itseems

ThanksgivingDayisuponus

Ihaven'tevenfinishedeating


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allmyHalloweencandy

Sally,Thanksgivingis

averyimportantholiday

Ourswasthefirstcountry

intheworldtomakeanationalholiday

togivethanks

Isn'thethecutestthing?

Whatareyougonnado

onThanksgivingCharlieBrown?

MymotheranddadandSallyandl

areallgoingovertomygrandmother's

fordinner

Whydon'tyoucomealong,Linus?Wecouldholdhandsunderthetable

Argh

Hello?

Hi,Chuck?ThisisPeppermintPatty

How'veyoubeen,Chuck?

OkIguess

DoyoukindofmissmeChuck?

Well...I...

That'so.k.,Chuck

Iknowyouprobablycan'ttalk

becausesomeone'slistening

We'llkeeptheseintimatethings

toourselves

O.k.,Chuck?

Well...I...

Listen,Ireallyhaveatreatforyou

Mydad'sbeencalledoutoftown


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HesaidIcouldgoover

toyourhouseand

shareThanksgivingwithyou,Chuck

Well...I...

Idon'tmindinvitingmyselfover

becauseIknowyoukindof

IikemeChuck

Well...I...

O.k.That'sadateSeeyousoon

Youslydevil

Oh,brother

Nowwhat?

PeppermintPatty'scomingtoThanksgivingdinner

Wewon'tevenbehome

Hello?

Hi,Chuck,listen

Ihaveevengreaternews

RememberthatgreatkidMarcie?

Sure

Ijusttalkedtoherandshekinda

wouldliketoseeyouagainand

herfolkssaiditwouldbeokay

ifshejoinedus...soyoucan

countontwofordinner,Chuck

ButIjustdon'tknow...

Thiswillbeokaywithyourfolks

Won'tit,Chuck?

Well,theproblemis...

Don'tworry,wewon't


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makeanyproblems

we'llhelpcleanupthedishes

andeverything

Justsavemeadrumstickandtheneck

okay,ChuckseeyouChuck

HowdoIalwaysgetintothesethings?

Nowshe'sbringingMarcietoo

It'syourownfault

becauseyoursowishywashy

Hello?

Hey,guesswhojustwalkedinoverhere?

It'sFranklin

Itoldhimaboutthebigturkeypartyyou'rehavingandhe'ssure

hisfolkswilllethimcome

HeyChuckthisisgonnabe

thebiggestbaskoftheyear

Seeya

IthinkI'mlosingcontrol

ofthewholeworld

Nowwhat'swrong?

Nowshe'sbringingFranklintoo

PeppermintPattyhasinvitedherself

MarcieandFranklinoverfor

Thanksgivingdinner,and

I'mnotevengoingtobehome

I'mgoingtobeatmygrandmother's

Whydon'tyoujustcallherback

andexplainittoher?

Youcan'texplainanythingto


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PenppermintPattybecause

younevergettosayanything

I'mdoomed

ThreeguestsforThanksgiving

andI'mnotevengoingtobehome

PeppermintPattywillhateme

fortherestofmylife

Whattimeareyougoingover

toyourgrandmothersCharlieBrown?

We'resupposedtobethereby4:30

Okay,thatmakesiteasy

Yousimplyhavetwodinners

Youcookthefirstoneyourselfforyourfriendsandthen

yougotoyourgrandmother's

withyourfamilyforthesecondone

Ican'tcookaThanksgivingdinner

AllIcanmakeiscoldcereal

andmaybetoast

That'sright

I'veseenyoumaketoast

Youcan'tbutteritbutmaybe

wecouldhelpyou

Snoopy,yougoouttothegarage

andgetatablethat

wecansetupinthebackyard

Wedon'thaveanytimetoplay

Snoopypleasegetsomechairs

aroundthetable

Whatarewegoingtoweartothis


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bigThanksgivingpartysir?

Andwhattimedowego?

Well,kidI'mgonnagolikethis

OldChuckisprettycoolaboutdates

Healwayswears

thatstripedshirtofhis

IjusttalkedtoCharlieBrown

Andhesaidthedinner

wouldbeservedalittleearlier

Great,we'reready

DoyouthinkIshouldwearatie?

Nah...Youcancomeasyouare

FranklinoldChuckwon'tmindBesides,hedidn'tsayitwasformal

O.k,Snoopythat'sprettygood

Comeoninside

weneedsomehelpwiththefood

What?Oh,hi,Snoopy

Comeonin

Snoopyhowcanyouservefood

inthatridiculousoutfit?

Howaboutyourchef'shat?

ComeonSnoopy

Wedon'thaveanytimefor

thisplayingaround

Theguestswillbehereprettysoon

Sopleasegetreadyandhelpservethem

Hi,ChuckHiPeppermintPatty

Hi,FranklinHi,Marcie

Hi,Chuck


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Arewegoingtohaveaprayer?

It'sThanksgivingyouknow

Beforeweareserved

shouldn'twesaygrace?

Intheyear1621thepilgrims

heldtheirfirstThanksgivingfeast

Theyinvitedthegreatlndianchief

Massasoitwhobroughtninetyof

hisbravelndians

Andagreatabundanceoffood

GovernorWilliamBradfordand

CaptainMylesStandish

werehonoredguestsElderWilliamBrester

whowasaministersaidaprayer

thatwentsomethinglikethis

'WethankGodforourhomesand

ourfoodandoursafety

inanewland

WethankGodfortheopportunityto

createanewworldforfreedom

andjustice'

Amen

What'sthis?Apieceoftoast?

Apretzelstick?Popcorn?

Whatblockheadcookedallthis?

Whatkindof

aThanksgivingdinneristhis?

Where'stheturkey,Chuck?

Don'tyouknowanythingabout


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Thanksgivingdinners?

Where'sthemashedpotatoes?

Where'sthecranberrysauce?

Where'sthepumpkinpie?

You'rekindaroughonCharlieBrown

aren'tyou,sir?

Rough?!Lookatthis

Isthiswhatyoucall

aThanksgivingDaydinner?

Didwecomeacrosstownforthis?

Weweresupposedtobeserved

arealThanksgivingdinner

Nowwaitaminute,sirDidheinviteyouheretodinneror

didyouinviteyourselfandustoo?

Gee,Ineverthoughtofitlikethat

Doyouthink

IhurtoldChuck'sfeelings?

IbetIhurthisfeelings,huh?

Golly,whycan'tIactrightoutside

abaseballgame

Marcie,maybeyoucangotooldChuck

andpatchthingsupforme?

Maybeyoucantellhim

howIreallyfeel...Tellhimthat

Ididn'tmeanitthewayitsounded

Marcie,youcandoit

yougoseehimandtellhimthat

Ireallylikehimandthat

thedinnerisokwithme


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Well,Idon'tknowbutI'lltry

Ithinkmaybe

youshouldgotoChuck

andtellhimyourself

NoMarcie,I'lljustruineverything

YouknowI'mtoobriskandrough

Yougoandspeakforme

Well,ok

Thisisnotunlikeanotherfamous

Thanksgivingepisode

Doyourememberthestoryof

JohnAldenandPriscillaMullins

andCaptainMylesStandish?Thisisn'tlikethatoneatall

Don'tfeelbadChuck,PeppermintPatty

didn'tmeanallthosethingsshesaid

Actuallyshereallylikesyou

Idon'tfeelbadformyself

Ijustfeelbadbecause

Iruinedeveryone'sThanksgiving

ButThanksgivingismorethaneating

Chuck

YouheardwhatLinuswassaying

outthere

Thoseearlypilgrimswerethankfulfor

whathadhappenedtothemand

weshouldbethankfultoo

Weshouldjustbethankfulfor

beingtogether

Ithinkthat'swhattheymean


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byThanksgivingCharlieBrown

Comehere

SeeyoulaterCharles

Charles?

He'sallyours,Priscilla

Priscilla?

Priscilla?

ApologiesacceptedChuckoldboy?

Sure

There'senoughproblems

intheworldalreadyChuck

withoutthesestupidmisunderstandings

Let'snotplayloversgames,ChuckIagree

You'reholdingmyhandChuck

Youslydog

Goodgriefit's4o'clock

We'resupposedtobe

atgrandmother'shouse

forThanksgivingby4:30

Ibettertalktoherand

explainmydilemma

Hello?Grandma?ThisisChuck

ImeanCharlieBrown

We'regonnabealittlelate

Yousee,Iinvitedafewfriendsover

andtheyarestillhere

Well,it'sjustLinus

andagirlnamedMarcie

andagirlnamedPeppermintPatty


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She'sagreatbaseballplayer

andaboynamedFranklin

Noma'amtheyhaven'teaten

Asamatteroffact

they'veletmeknowthat

innouncertainterms

What?!Youmeanit?

Hey,PeppermintPattygreatnews

Weareallinvitedto

CharlieBrown'sgrandmother'

forThanksgivingdinner

Hooray...

Isn'tthereanoldsongthatgoesoverthehills

andthroughthewoods

tograndmother'shousewego?

Sure,onlythisistheway

itgoes,overtheriver

andthroughthewoods

tograndmother'shousewego

thehorseknowstheway

tocarrythesleigh

throughtheblindingofChristmassnow

overtheriver

andthroughthewoods...

Well,there'sonlyonethingwrong

withthat

What'sthatCharlieBrown?

Mygrandmotherlivesinacondominium

TheEndwww.veryabc.cn


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It'sAMystery,CharlieBrown(www.veryabc.cn)

I'mdoomed

What'swrongSally?

I'mdoomed

What'sthematter?

She'souttogetmeshe'souttogetme

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Myscienceteacher

Everyweekshemakesmebringin

anewexhibit

I'mgoingtohaveanervousbreakdown

beforeI'msixyearsold

WellIdon'tseewhatthe...Thisweekit'sgonnabe

somethingfromnature

Whydon'twehavenaturealone?

It'snotbotheringus

Whydowehavetobotherit?

NowlookSally

ButI'llshowher

Iwon'tcrack

Irefusetocrack

I'llgetthebestexhibitshe'severseen

Goodgrief

What'sgoingonhere?

Whatareyoudoing?Anest?

Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout

Whatnest?Ihaven'tseenanynest

Irefusetoconfesstosomething

thatIdon'tknowanythingabout


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He'sfinallyflipped

Cough...cough...cough...

He'sgonecrazy

Linusstophim

Stophim

He'sgoingtoruinthehouse

Cough,cough,Ahgh...

Ashestoashesanddusttodust

Snoopywillfinditandfindithemust

That'sabroomstraw

Sowhat?


whenthereisaprobleminSnoopywetrust

Ifthatbeaglecanfindanything

I'llbeverysurprised


Prooftothepudding

isunderthecrust

AUGH...

Idon'tunderstand,sir

Idon'tunderstandyou,sir

Youdon'tmakeanysense,sir

Idon'tunderstandyousir

Goodnight,sir

SnoopyHowareyou?

Ihaven'tseenyouforquiteawhile

Howhaveyoubeen?

NicetalkingtoyouComeagain

IDON'THAVETOOMANYVlSlTORS


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Snoopywhatasurprise

Whatintheworldareyoudoing?

Isthissomekindofagame?

Hey,copsandrobbersGreat

Boy,Ilikecopsandrobbers

waithere

I'llbetherobber,ok?

Stickthemup

BangBangIgotcha

Ok.Sherlook

NowI'llhideandyoufindme,ok?

Yourmoneyoryourlifeyoudirtyrat

AllrightcopperIt'syourmoneyoryougetcementshoes

Avastyourlilyliveredcopper

You'llnevertakemealive

Iwon'tsqueal,copper

noone'stakingmeintothewall

Iwon'tbetakenaliveargh

Hey,kidComeback

Wedidn'tfinishthegame

Comeback,Snoopy

I'vebeenrobbedI'vebeenbugged

I'vebeenbetrayed

Nowwhat?

Ibroughtinthebestexhibit

inmyentirefirstgradecareer

Somebodystoleit

They'reafterme

They'reallafterme


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GetmylawyerGetmybookkeeper

Whatwasyourexhibit,Sally?

Aprehistoricbird'snest

Doyouunderstand

howvaluablethatis?

GetmyaccountantGetmylawyer

Whatdoyoumeanprehistoric?

Ifoundanestthatwassoridiculous

ithadtobeprehistoric

Noselfrespectingmodernbird

couldhavebuiltit

Sally,youtookWoodstock'snest

That'sterribleSnoopyandWoodstockwereup

allnightlookingforit

Ifoundthatnestandthenestismine

Idemandjustice

Idemandrestitution

Ifoundthenestand

thenestbelongstome

Iwantmynestback

Idemandyougivemebackmyexhibit

NowlookSally

Idon'twantyouto

fightwithSnoopyandWoodstock

Let'ssettlethisinacivilizedmanner

Let'sfindanobjectiveperson

tosettlethis

Wehaveadisputetosettlehere,Lucy

Perhapsyoucouldhelpus


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solvetheproblem

It'samatterofestablishingownership

It'salegalmatterthenright?

Yes

You'vecometotherightplace

Onemoment

Dedumdum...

Ohyes,ohyes

thecourtisnowinsession

Thestenographerwillplease

takedownallevents

pertainingtothiscase

Sevencents,pleaseButyouhaven'tdoneanythingyet

It'sawellknownfactthatsilver

andthescalesofjustice

havegreataffinity

Oh...

Ok,Isaidcourtwasinsession

PresentyourcaseIhaven'tgotallday

Ifoundabird'snestandit'smine

Holdit,holdit

Bird,doyouhavesomeone

torepresentyou?

Whereasthepartyofthefirstpart

hereafterknownasWoodstock

andwhereastheparty

ofthesecondpart

hereafterknownasSallyBrown

therefore


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Andheretoforewere,are,and

willbepartiestoor

therefromtothisagreements

ipsofactoQuod1stlandum

andwhereasinsubsequentparties

ofvalueand

pluribuscumlaudfandhereto...

Ohgoodgrief

Andyouwhoisrepresentingyou?

I'mactinginmyownbehalf

Allrightlettheblamereston

whomthelawdecrees

You,birdStateyourdefenseTothecourtinperfectaccord

weaskforadecreenisi

nunctrotuncfortroverand

reflevinorelsethepartiesof

firstpartchargebarratryofthecourt

ipsofacto...

Ohgoodgrief

Stateyourcase

Isayfinders,keeperslosers,weepers

Averystrongcaseindeedhmm...

Stenographerpleasereadback

theplaintiff'slaststatement

Uh...uh...ActuallyIjust

gotpasttheohyesohyes,andthen...

Uh...whatcameafterohyes?

Goodgrief

Hmmm...Iet'ssee...


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Yousaidtroverandreplevin

andthenthrewinanunctrotunc...

Andyousaidthatstuffabout'weepers'

...hmmmm...

Healsothrewinabarratry

...hmmm...hmmm...hmmm...

Thecourtfindsinfavorof...

ThebirdBirdit'syournest

Keepit

I'vebeenrobbed

I'llappeal

I'lltakeitalltheway

tothesupremecourtAnothersuchoutburstand

I'llclearthecourt

Courtisadjourned

I'mruined

I'llgetafailureonmyexperiment

Thisdoesit,mycareergrindtoahalt

beforeIevengetstarted

Don'tworrySallymaybewecanhelp

Ineedanexperiment

We'llseewhatwecancomeupwith

Iwon'tdoit

Butit'stheonlythingtodo

Andbesides,it'llbeagoodexperiment

Idon'tevenknowwhothemanis

ButSnoopysayshe'lldoit

Andifhe'swillingtodoit

yououghttobe


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Oh,allrightI'mstuck

Ihavetodosomething

Formyscienceexhibit

Iwanttotalktoyouabout

IvanPetrovichPavlov

Whoisheyouask?

Iwilltellyou

HeisagreatRussiandoctor

Hestudiesournervoussystem

Andyouallknow

whywehaveanervoussystem

Sowecangetnervous

makingthesestupidreportsAnywayheoncedid

averyfamoustestwithadog

Hewantedtoproveadogwoulddrool

ifyourunabell

andpromisedhimfood

I'llnowrecreatethefamousexperiment


It'sTheEasterBeagle,CharlieBrown(www.veryabc.cn)

Igottheeggssir

justlikeyouasked

Greatcomeonin,Marcie

Butpleasequitcallingmesir

I'llshowyouhowwecoloreggs

Yougettheeggsreadyand

I'llmixupallthecolors

Uh...Sir?Howdowecolortheeggs

afterwefrythem?


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Ugh...Uh...Gulp

Argh...

"lT'STHEEASTERBEAGLECHARLlEBROWN"

We'vegotanotheroneofthose

greatholidayscomingup

whereboyshavetheopportunityto

givepresentstoprettygirls

Youknow,bigbagsofcandyand

eggsandallsortsofthings

It'sagreattimeoftheyear

tostartgettingthings

It'snotatimeforgetting

It'satimeofrenewalThestartofspring

WrongIt'sthegiftgettingseason

What'sthematterwithyou?

Allyouthinkaboutis

gimme,gimme,gimme

Get,get,get

That'scalledsurvival,baby

It'salmostEasterand

Ihavenothingtowear

Lookattheseshoes...

HowcanIcelebrateEasterproperly

intheseshoes?

We'reonourwaytothestore

wegottagetreadyforEaster

youknow...WeneedEasterbaskets

eggs,candy,theworks

Wannajoinus?


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Itoldyouit'sawasteoftime

TheEasterBeagledoesallthat

OoooohLinusyoudrivemecrazy

EasterBeagle?

SureSallywedon'tneedto

gointoallthistrouble

OnEasterSunday

theEasterBeaglepassescoloredeggs

toallthegoodlittlekids

TheEasterBeagle?

AreyousureLinus?

Ofcourse

Comeon,SallyIthoughtyouwantedto

getsomenewshoes

Hey,it'sChuckandhisteam

HiChuckwhatareyouupto?

We'reheretogetsomeeggs

tocolorforEaster

Marcie,herefriedthelastbatch

Thiskidisn'tquitewithit,Chuck

Ithinkit'sawasteoftimeto

buyandcoloreggs

'causetheEasterBeagle

willdoallofthat

HeyChuckwhat'sallthisabout

anEasterBeagle?

Hasyourfriendhere

gotallhisMarbles?

Well...


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HedidsayBeagledidn'the?

Well...Yes...

BoyChuckyousurehave

somestrangefriends

ComeonChuck

Iet'sgoinandbuysomeeggs

EasterBeagle,indeed

It'sEasterandtheyalreadyhave

theX'masdecorationsup

Goodgrief

Ican'tbelieveit

Itoldyou

It'sthegiftgettingseasonHahahahaha...

Ok,youtwo...Let'sgetonwithit

It'sshoesyouneednothats

Aren'tthoseshoes

sortofoutofdateSally?

That'swhythey'reonsale

Besides,Iliketobedifferentanyway

Ohh,goodgriefOhh

Well,solongChuck

Itwassureniceshoppingwithya

Wegotourselvesanotherdozeneggs

IgottashowMarcie

howtocolorEastereggstherightway

Don'tsayitmorenear

TheEasterBeagledoesallthat

Areyousureareyoucertain?

I'mpositive


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Well,Idon'tknownowthat

IgotmyshoesIfeelbetteraboutit

Ohgoodgriefhe'scrazySally

There'snoEasterBeagle

EveryEastertheEasterBeaglecomes

dancingalong

withhisbasketfullofeggs

Whichhehandsout

toallthegoodlittlechildren

Thatsoundsfaintlyfamiliar

Iremembersittingout

inastupidpumpkinpatchallnight

waitingfortheGreatPumpkintocomeThatwastheworstnightofmylife

ThisisdifferentthatwasHalloween

thisisEaster

Well,Idon'tknow

Ireallywanttobelieveyoubecause

Ilikeyouandlreallyrespectyou

ButIjustdon'tknow

TheEasterBeagle

willneverletyoudown

Iknowhewon'tbuthowaboutyou?

AAAHHHH...

Hi...Whereareyoutwogoing

insuchahurry?

Wekeeprunningoutofeggs

I'mstilltryingtoshowMarciehere

howtocoloreggsforEasterSunday

You'remakingamistake


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allthisisawasteoftime

theEasterBeaglewilltakecareofitall

Really?

Sure,onEasterSunday

theEasterBeaglebringseggs

toallthelittlechildren

Sir,isthisright?

Perhapswedon'thaveto

gothroughallthetroubleof

makingcoloredeggs

ifthis'EasterBeagle'isgoingtodoit

Look,I'mhavingenoughtrouble

withoutyourfantasticstoriesComeonMarcie,let'sgo

getanotherdozeneggs

It'sawasteoftime

Heyhere'soldSnoopy

HiSnoopy

We'regoingintogetsomeeggs

LookMarciehere'soldSnoopy

Youdon'tmindifhejoinsusdoya?

He'sacoolkid

OldSnoopywon'tgetintheway

rightSnoopy?

Boy,thatkidreallycandance

andhesureknows

howtomakeagirlhappy

Hesureisafunnylookingkidthough

Hehasaverystrangenose

doesn'thesir?


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Nowlookkid...

theseeggsarenottobefried

noraretheytoberoasted

toastedorwaffled

Yessir

Theseeggsgottabeboiled

YouboilthemandthenI'llshowyou

howtopaintthem

YessirI'llboilthemsir

andyou'llpaintthem

Whenthewatercomestoaboil

Ietmeknow

PuttheeggsinnowOksir,intheygo

Oksiralltheeggsarein

GoodMarcie

Ietthemboilagoodlongtime

andthenI'llshowyou

howtopaintthem

Theylookdonesirwannalookatthem?

Ok,Marcie,letmelook

That'sfunny...

Itsmellslikesoup

Argh

MarcieYou'vemadeeggsoup

ARGH....

Chuck,Ijustdon'tknowwhattodo

We'veruined3dozeneggs

Andweyetdon'thaveanycoloredeggs

I'verunoutofmoneyand


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can'tbuyanymoreeggs

HowamIgonnateachmyfriendhere

aboutEasterandcoloringeggs

whenIcan'tgetanyeggstocolor?

Don'tworryaboutit

theEasterBeaglewillcome

Andyou'llsee

He'llbringEastereggs

toallthelittlekids

Kid,Ihopeyou'reright

Idon'twantmylittlefriendhere

tobedisappointed

Shewon'tbeonEasterSundaytheEasterBeaglewill

brighteneveryone'sday

Everyonewillfeel

thefreewarmthandfriendship

It'sreallyawasteoftime

TheEasterBeagledoesthat

Leavemealone

Don'tbotherme

withyourstupidideas

Easterisverysimple

youpainttheeggs

youhidetheeggs

andyoufindtheeggs

Andyouknow

Who'sgoingtofindtheeggs?

MeBecauseI'mtheone

who'sgoingtohidethem


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WellMarcieI'mreallysorry

HereitisEastermorningand

wedon'thaveanycoloredeggs

I'mtheonewho'ssorrysir

IguessI'mnotmuchofacook

I'veseenthishappenonholidaysbefore

youlookforwardtobeingrealhappy

andthensomethinghappens

thatspoilsitall

You'vedoneitagainhaven'tyou?

I'vebeensittingheresincedawn

waitingfortheEasterBeagle

Whereishe?Idon'tknow

whyIalwayslistentoyou

Ineverlearn

YousaidtheEasterBeaglewascoming

Well,whereishe?

Iknowwhytheyhaveholidays

Theyhaveholidays

sopeoplecangettogether

andhavefun

SowhyamIalone?

Thisisgoingtobe

thegreatestEasteregghuntever

andI'mgoingtofindthemall

I'mthelaughingstock

oftheneighborhood

You'vemadeafoolofme

WhydoIalwayslistentoyou?


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'Trustme'yousaid'trustme'

'trustme',nowI'vebeenburnedagain

Nevertrustthemanwiththeblanket

Getmemylawyer

I'vebeenhumiliated

Isit?Itis

He'scomingHe'scoming

TheEasterBeagleiscoming

Thankyou,EasterBeagle

Thankyou

Thankyouveryverymuch

Thankyou

See,LinuswasrightThereisanEasterBeagle

SomeEasterBeagle

Hegavememyownegg

WhatdowedowiththeEastereggs

nowthatwehavethemsir?

Weeatthem

Weputalittlesaltonthem

andweeatthem

Tastesterriblesir

Stillmoping?Ican'tbelieveit

Butthatwasalmosttenweeksago

Ican'thelpit

I'llnevergetoveritNever

Well,whydon'tyougoover

andtalkitoverorsomething?

IguessIwill

AlrightBeaglecomedown


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andwe'llhaveitout

ComeonBeagleputupyourdukes

Ahh...theEasterBeagle


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