It was a sunny day in the jungle when I was filming a documentary. I came across the new creature called the Ibex-Dog-Brush-Ger-Guin- Tortoise.

The weird new creature shuffled along to me with its fat feet and spat its blue saliva at my googy face. I thought he was just saying hi. The new creature smelled incredible stinky and needed lots and lots of deodorant.

The creature had this really weird power and I thought it was a farting power. It smelt as bad as a dad skunk with its family and believe me I thought my dad’s farts were bad when he had a chicken and chilli curry but this was worse. But overall I thought he was

radical and I loved his name - the Ibex-Dog-Brush-Ger-Guin-tortoise. It was the coolest creature I had ever seen.

The documentary ended up the No.1 documentary in the world. So the creature called the Ibex-Dog-Brush-Ger-Guin-Tortoise in two weeks was the Coolest No.1 ranked creature and it became a famous actress.

By Stirling