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ISKE masoom chehre pe jaoge? C*****e kehlaoge!

Na umra ki seema ho, na janmo ka ho bandhan!

Sud: “Bhai pehle line usne maari. Uske baad tum to mera nature jaante hi ho!”

To a different set of people: “Abe tarbooza knife pe gire ya knife tarbooze pe, katega to tarbooza hi na!”

Madam Moorthy says: “By far Sud is the most charming young guy in this class.”

And, Mr. Godhwani nods in appreciation!

Call him between 2-3am and you’ll always find your call in queue. Thanks to PJ, we now know which African country is braced by his call in those wee hours!

Sud: “Kya aap bhi tanha hai? Akele hai? Call kare. 100% satisfaction guaranteed!”

Oh well, he’s the best I’ve ….!

We u

ndersta

nd

this

connec

tion!

Although we understand the

connection, we can always kill him for

you!

Par mere bhai,

aise connection

banaoge to

Mummyji ko

batana padega!

Only foe on campus!

V S

Madam X, we know he does not have a French beard,, but that does not mean you can discount the boyish looks of our 30 year old!

Sud to Agar: (after copious amount of liquid intake) Saala tumhari to beard bhi nahi hai, fir bhi life me set ho gaye tum to!

But….early exit polls indicate….Abe saale, khaata hi rahega. Tu to

race se out!

Yayy! Maine bhi beard uga hi li. Ab dekhta hu usko!

Anyway, there are a few things non-adult about him ….(even we are amazed and still in shock at the gravity of this statement)

Suddu, the bhai! (Atleast that’s what he’s called by them!) Long standing love, but recent events have

created a huge divide! Mishaal, we sympathize!

Saale, ghar ke saamne koi ye lagata hai kya?

Lucknawi hi rahoge tum saale!

Some other admirers….

“Sud, tumse funny neighbour koi ho nahi sakta, I am so lucky I found you!”

Oh yeah, the lady on your right comes along with the lady on your left!

Utkalika: “Aaj main tumhe bachaungi!”Sud: “Utkalika, mere liye in kutto ke

saamne mat naachna!”

Sud, bachpan me

Sud, is there something we are missing?!!!!

Well, needless to say this….

Humaare priya guruji ki g….. maarne: A-base pe @ 00:00