Murder At The Coffee Shop……

One night, an extremely FAT man named Bill

Was working late at his coffee shop. A customer walked in wearing a brown

trench Coat. The customer slit Bill’s throat and

Quickly ran off will a box of a dozenJelly donuts…..

3:30 DAY- 1

Witness- “James Thorne”

“Hot Dog Stand around the corner from the crime seen”

Where were you theNight Bill was

killed?

I was selling hot dogs at the base ball

Game.

You…You sick fucking

Fiend!

I knew it was you…

What?

At that game!You put relish on my damn hot dog!

Oh…Sorry

Hate fucking relish…

Where you planningOn asking any more

questions?

Did you know this guy?

What guy now?

Da dead sonfa bitch.

Not personally,

saw him around

That it?

I think I sold him a hotdog

once..

Probably killed him with that fucking

hotdog..

What?

I think I’m done here, thanks for your

time…

Sure thing detective.

Please, that’s super detective sir.

12:15- Day 2

Crime Scene

“With detective Simon”

I think maybe, he was hit with a blunt object.

Harold,We already know how he was killed

Fucking suicide..

Harold,He was cut.

Damn scissors..

We need to find more evidence..

It was fucking hot dog man

wasn’t it?

No, I don’t think so..

I’ma go get a fucking hotdog.

Just can’t figure it out..

3:30- Day 2

“Hot Dog Stand”

“James Thorne”

Figure out the crime yet?

Extra mustard please..

Okay, so… did you figure anything out

yet?

Don’t put any fucking relish on

it..

I wont, hows the crime going?

Do you sell chips?

OH, I almost forgot to tell you! I saw a

man in a brown trench coat.

He drove to an old warehouse in a

white van.. It looked suspicious.

We’ll check it out immediately, but

first make my damn hotdog.

7:30- Day 2

“Outside the old warehouse”

“With Detective Simon”

Think he’s in there?

Yeah..

Whats that?

Theres a man in there!

Holy shit!He’s wearing a

brown trench coat!

Damn bitch doesn’t change

his clothes..

Hey you in there!!!!!!!

What?

Knew it was you! You

thought you could get away

with murder and blame the hotdog man!

What?

And stealing those fucking jelly donuts was just a

distraction to keep me guessing!

Harold, I don’t think…

That’s exactly it!

I didn’t think there was a good enough

detective!Damn!

The man was sentenced to life In prison for murder.

Also a 5$ fee for stolen property

The donuts

There you have it, no Criminal slips by my ass

Without a fight!

I’ma go get a fucking hotdog