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Surcos NewsVolume 1 Issue 1 www.colegiosurcos.edu.ec Published Monthly Edition: Jun 14, 2016

A day with interesting

candidatesOn June 9th, 2016 a political rally

presented leaders who tried to defend

their position, showing to people how

their governments will work, why they

would be a good choice, and of course

their ideals. This controversial dynamic

took place in “Surcos School”, from

8:15am to 9:15am.

Every representative of each ideology

had time to show some ideas, talk about

them and their systems. There, people

had the pleasure to listen to the king, a

dictator, sophocrats, populists,

anarchists, oligarchists, democrats, and

other representative governments to

defend their positions.After presenting their speeches, the

press and people got influenced by

everyone because everyone looked

confident of what they proposed, but

later they had time to answer some

questions from the press and one or two

from the public.

Here the atmosphere started to become

dense because, at first, the press tried to

evidence some negative positions of the

king and oligarchy because, as a

representative government, they don´t

represent the poor people and, actually,

the oligarchs expressed they just

wanted to support a society with

economical differences. The king tried

to be more flexible with the answers.

The Dictator had a controversial role:

when some reporter asked something to

him, he decided to kick out the reporter

just because he did not want answer.

Other reporter had the chance to talk

with him in SPANISH and it was

something interesting, they looked very

mad answering, but finally we got some

notes for that.

Liberals had an amazing and weird

proposal. It is a government who wants

to have a relaxed world and actually

legalize drugs. They offered to a

reporter weed because he was not sure

about what he was listening to.

Populists, as a habit, wanted to buy

people with material things and they

offered food, lollipops and other things.

Actually, a journalist asked about

Donald Trump and they had a good

answer.

Conservative democrats, in this debate,

were a little bit quiet but if somebody

tried to refute their traditions, they

would be in trouble.

The sophocrats played a similar role

because when a journalist asked

something, they did not have an answer.

How can they be the government of the

best people (best prepared people in the

country) if they cannot answer

something? Nevertheless, during the

speech, they looked very confident

about being the best choice.

As the time passed, the discussion got

complicated, but that moment we

preferred to stop and said thanked the

candidates for their time and left with

examples of how these governments

could be.

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Volume 1 Issue 1 www.colegiosurcos.edu.ec Published Monthly Edition: Jun 14, 2016

"A memorable campaign, no worthy candidates"

In this day memorable

events occurred, as seven

representatives with their

counselors

of different political

parties presented their

ideas and goals on the

same stage, which led to a

debate and questions from

the press and public.

By Sofía Rodríguez

It was a fair debate

except for the

dictator David

Aldás who wantedto get his own way

forcefully. Some

aspiring leaders are

arrogant and

believe they have

the right to

inheritance, social

class, or intellect.

"Today, I take the control of this

nation. From this moment, I

control the economy, the

military, the politics and the

media. If you dislike my

govermemt, you will go to jail

or you will die!

My personal security defends

my goverment and won’t allow

any distubances. Those who

break the rules, will be in

trouble. Only when I die, you

will have another government."

David Aldas.


Headline Here

Sofie Brühin said: Citizens!

Listen up! What comes to

your mind if I say Anarchy?

Chaos? War? Or some other

negative word? If that is the

case then you haven't fully

understood what anarchy

truly is. It's not the

synonim of chaos or of war

nor is it a bad thing.

Anarchy is something else,

something more... It is

freedom! Do you think you

are free? Even if you just

answered my question with

yes then the correct answer

would have been no. You

aren't really free. There will

always be some kind of

authority that controls your

life, your decisions. You

won't ever be completely

free unless you live in an

anarchy! Then there will be

no laws to follow and no

policeman will ever tell you

what to do. You can do

whatever you want to do.

Of course there will be a bit

of disorder in the beginning

but that is normal! No wild

animal that has just

escaped from its cage will

behave calmy. It will run

and howl and do what it

couldn't do for so long in its

cage. But then after a while,

it will calm down and settle

in with the other animals

and they will leave

peacefully. And with us it is

going to happen just like

that. After some time, we

will know how to handle

our new-won freedom. And

our lives are going to be

beautiful!

So, citizens, escape from

your cages! Join me and

find your freedom!

I think the anarchists

Sofie Brühin and

Camila Serrano lead a

very relaxed and

liberal lifestyle that

promotes and

supports everything,

but not governments,

which is wrong, since

a country must have

rules and order for a

good management of

society.

Anarchy is a

negative word?

By: Sofía Rodríguez.

Throws Money to the publicThe oligarchs Carlos

Estrella and Sebastian

Molina are nothing more

than wealthy people

looking to fulfill a whim

and have more power and

control over citizens

reducing them to nothing;

this kind of government

would mismanage the

country and would lead to

poverty.

Carlos Estrella said.Good Morning Commoners,

I’m here to show you why the

things I own make me better than

you, poor people, and why my

group of rich people and me

should have the power over you.

You poor people can’t have the

power over the richest man of

Ecuador; you will never have

more money and power than me.

I promise to improve the economy

of the rich and I really want the

lower classes to disappear.

Thanks for your attention plebs.


Tradition or proposing changes?

Headline Here

The conservative

democrats, Dairys

Herdoiza and Carolina

Perez have a very

closed-minded

concept of life, which,

from my point of view

would lead citizens to

become a stagnant

society that does not

evolve and rejects any

change for better or

for worse.By: Sofía Rodríguez.

My name is Carolina

Perez. I represent the

campaign of Dairys

Herdoiza. Well, first

we want to introduce

the concept of right

democracy.

• -During the

French revolution

there was a struggle

of power in the

assembly between

two parts.

• -The social

equality is still part of

the political project.

• -The right

democracy is

absolutely

conservative.

• -The conservatives

defend the family and

religious values, they

show caution to the

social innovations.

We are against abortions, because we think every single human

being deserves to have a life, to live.

We are against the consumption of drugs because they are bad

for health, and to avoid addictions of these substances. Also,

this causes the death of neurons and social problems.

We do not support same sex marriages because they go against

family, religion and morals.

We are the right moral choice!!!

We are against abortions, because we think every single human

being deserves to have a life, to live.

We are against the consumption of drugs because they are bad

for health, and to avoid addictions of these substances. Also,

this causes the death of neurons and social problems.

We do not support same sex marriages because they go against

family, religion and morals.

We are the right moral choice!!!

The liberals, Carolina

Rodriguez and Juan Martin

Secaira lead a much

uncomplicated life. In my

opinion, they should not

have a political party since

they promote the

legalization of weed among

other things which would

affect future generations.


Scandals in political rally at

Surcos School

Headline Here My firends, we can do all

the things that we want,

don't let anybody tell you

what you want to do. You

have the liberty to dress

the way you want,

because this shows your

personality. We can

legalize the abortion

because women have the

right to decide what to do

with their bodies and this

will prevent unwanted

pregnancies; as a result,

all clandestine abortions

will be eliminated and

many women's lives will

be saved. We can legalize

drugs, it will suppress the

micro traffic, and it can

reduce the consumption

but not eliminate it. "Be

free, live free, act with

freedom; don't let anyone

decide for you"

On June 9th, we witnessed

the first political forum,

from conservative

democrats to sophocrats, to

radical dictators. Each

presented their ideologies

and government plans

according to our present.

However, we got the

surprise that several heads

of different ideologies

apparently felt identified

with their opponents. This

is the case of the safety

guard of the dictator, who

was had a love affair with

one of the anarchists.

Also, one of the

conservative democrats,

trying to hide it, wore a

bracelet supporting the

liberal democrats.

On the other hand, we also

witnessed an oligarch very

pleased with the pro drugs

plan… he was seen dancing

and sharing a thing or two

with the liberals…

But the biggets scandal we

witnessed was the lack of

consistency in answering

such basic questions as

"what do you consider is the

best economic model?” to

what the sophocrat

claiming to be the most

cultivated candidate, simply

could not respond after

having sought the advice of

his campaign which

apparently also showed not

much knowledge.

The populist, who claimed

Donald Trump,

paradigmatically a populist,

is a bad person and so does

not act as a populist

because a populist is the

one who cares for all social

classes as she does.

We also had the

controversial speech of the

anarchist that compared

humans to animals,

encouraging them to leave

their cage and be wild, “but

only for a while because

that would be wrong”.

This is when things went up

a tone, as the great dictator,

trying to hide his latent

ignorance about basic

subjects, acted very hostile

and angry against the press,

who was attacked by his

security guard, after failing

to answer a question that

exposed the real face of a

dictatorship, which, judging

by the symbols and salutes,

could be considered as the

Ecuadorian neo-Nazis.

By: Nicolás Hallo.

Is this

peace?

By: Carolina Rodriguez.

Volume 1 Issue 1 www.colegiosurcos.edu.ecPublished Monthly Edition: Jun 14, 2016

AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18

WATER IS NOT EVERYTHING LIBERALS CARO RODRÍGUEZ AND JUAN MARTÍN SECAIRAWILL BE TRYING

THIS MONTH. BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR HEALTH!

PISCES FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20

JOURNALISTS SOFÍA RODRÍGUEZ AND MATEO CORONEL WILL FEEL LIKE FISH IN THEWATER THIS MONTH.

THEIR PERFORMANCES WILL BE GREAT!

ARIES MARCH 21 - APRIL 19

ARIES IS STUBBORN AND HAS A STRONG PERSONALITY, JUST LIKE DICTATOR DAVID ALDÁS AND HIS GUARD

JOSUÉ FERNÁNDEZ. BE CAREFUL OR THERE CAN BE A COUP!

TAURUS APRIL 20 - MAY 20

SEXY TAURUSWOULD NOT LIKE THE TRADITIONAL ATTITUDE OF CONSERVATIVES LIKE CAROLINA PÉREZAND DAIRYS HERDOÍZA. THEY HAVE A HOLLY ATTITUDE!

GEMINI MAY 21 - JUNE 20

GEMINI IS THE TWINS, JUST LIKE KING RICHARD RIVERA AND HIS ROYAL GUARD SEBASTIÁN ESPINOSA.

THEY COULD ENTER A FASHION PEGEANT.

CANCER JUNE 21 - JULY 22

CANCER IS A MOODY ZODIAC SIGN. LIFE WILL TREAT YOUWELL IF YOU RELAX LIKE ANARCHISTS SOPHIE

BRUHIN AND CAMILA SERRANO.

LEO JULY 23 - AUGUST 22

LEO WILL FULFILL ALL THE OBJECTIVES IN LIFE IF THEY WORK HARD, JUST LIKE REPORTERS NICOLÁSHALLO AND BRANDO AYALA.

VIRGO AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22

VIRGOWILL HAVE A MONTH FULL OF ACTION. THAT IS WHY PROBABLY 9TH GRADERS BELONG TO THIS

SIGN. THEY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY OF WITNESSING A GREAT CAMPAIGN!

LIBRA SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22

THE BALANCE OF LIBRAWILL BE SHAKEN BY THE EVENTS OF JUNE. JUST AS OLIGARCHS CARLOS ESTRELLA

AND SEBASTIÁNMOLINA’S ATTITUDE SHOOK THE PUBLIC ON JUNE 9TH.

SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21

SCORPIO’S POISONWILL STING HARD ON JUNE. BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR ECONOMY, POPULISTS ROBIN

GÓMEZ AND CAMILA CARRILLO OR YOUWILL WASTE IT ALL IN PROPAGANDA!

SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21

SAGITTARIUS IS HALF MAN AND HALF HORSE. SOPHOCRATS MARTÍN DORFFLINGER AND ANDRÉS ALMACHI

SHOULD MAKE SURE THAT THEY CAN RUN FASTERWHEN THEY CANNOT ANSWER QUESTIONS.

CAPRICORN DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19

THIS MONTH IS FULL OF SUCCESS FOR CAPRICORN AS IT IS FOR NEWSPAPER EDITOR GONZALO ÁVILA.CONGRATULATIONS!

SURCOS HOROSCOPE FOR JUNE 2016


Royal Blood The voice of

the people

King Richard Rivera,

with the company of

his guard, Sebastian

Espinoza thinks that

having royal family

blood gives him

power, but it is no

longer like this; we

are in the 21st

century, in which

these ideas do not

work, much less in

our country.


The king said: Good

morning people, on this

very important day for our

people, I have been named

as the next King of this

place. My ancestors have

left me this post with great

courage and honor; I hope

to continue the same way.

Our God has designated my

family as appropriate to

rule this town because it

has seen in us great

courage and power. As new

King, I will change some

laws which will be for the

benefit of the people

because this monarchy is

due to his people and God,

who will be our main

judges. The King will be the

one who fights for the

equality of all my people,

because this monarchy will

be of the people and for the

people. This monarchy will

be very different from my

predecessors’, because this

will be a monarchy

renewed for a new time.

Hail the people, long life to

the King!

Robin Gomez

and Camila

Carrillo, propose

listening to the

complaints of

people, but also

gave away

things in order

to get votes.

You don’t need to listen to

me , this is not a contest

among persons. I come to

speak to you in defense of

a cause as holy as the cause

of liberty the cause of

humanity. The individual

is like an atom and the

society is a system, we have

to be united for a good

result , to have the best

system; without one, we

can’t do it, we can’t be

against each other

because we are the people,

a united nation .

That is why we need a

representative to make our

voice resound in all the

world, and I can be that

representant who makes

you feel like a real nation.

Robin Gomez.


"WISDOM IS POWER, POWER IS NOT WISDOM"

Headline Here

Martin Dorfflinger

and Andres Almachi

noted that only the

intellectual people

should have the power.

In my opinion, their

system may be wrong

because people always

think for themselves

and forget the

common good.


Good morning everyone my

name is Martin. I am the

best one to be elected

because in my government

there are just people who

are prepared, people who

are capacitated to do the

job, only the ones that

know what is happening in

our country, and people

who know how to respond

to the conflicts with

seriousness and wisdom.

All of our actions will be

carried out with wisdom

and honesty. New times

will come with good

changes.

To conclude, the best

way to govern a

country is one that has

a good administration

and meets all its goals

and expectations by

listening to and

respecting the opinion

of citizens, without

depriving them of their

freedom, accepting

mistakes and feedback

to improve the

administration of the

state, being humble and

helping low-income

people, creating more

jobs and supporting

young entrepreneurs’

ideas, not focusing only

on the individual level,

but also on the group

surrounding the leader,

who should be capable

people with skills and

knowledge in various

areas.

Sofía Rodríguez


FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING

FOR

JobsNeededProviders and distributors

of illegal goods. Discretion a

must. We will prioritize

liberals as providers and

populists as distributors.

Do not contact us, we will

Security guardsExperience following orders, hitting

little children and torturing

reporters.

Contact:

1800-ifyoucalldavidwillkillyou or

[email protected]

Anarchists for schoolWe offer anarchists to teach

students how not to follow

instructions.

sofie&[email protected]

Plebs for being

exploitedServants, slaves, commoners in

general for serving oligarchs.

Call Carlos or Sebastián at:

1800-wearebetterthanyou

For saleSelling big library after

public shame in a press

conference.

Call 1800-nowisdomatall

and ask for MartínDorfflinger or AndrésAlmachi

Looking forUsed clothing for nuns in a

convent. Black skirts and

white blouses needed.

Contact us:

dairys&[email protected]

If you want to sell or buy,

publish here. E-mail

[email protected]

to Gonzalo Ávila, editor.

BuyingNew and used crowns and capes for

decadent monarch.

[email protected]


ObituariesIn memoriam

DEMOCRACY

On June 9th, 2016, at 8:40am, in Surcos School, during a heated political discussion among

representants of different ideologies, DEMOCRACY died when Dictator David Aldás’s security guard,Josué Fernández, gunpointed and attached journalists and people in the audience.

R.I.P.

In loving memory of

WISDOM

Students from second course of Surcos School are sorry to announce that wisdom was brutally killed

by sophocrats Martín Dorfflinger and Andrés Almachi, when they could not answer a simple question

after defending the importance of having prepared people in the government.

May God keep its soul

Liberals

Carolina Rodríguez and Juan Martín Secaira

2000-2016

At a young age, liberals Rodríguez and Secaira died of an overdose after a political rally in which they

promoted the use of drugs. The funeral will take place in the conservatives’ offices, next Friday, June

17th. Carolina Pérez and Dairys Herdoiza will pray for the souls of the liberals and invite all the gueststo a talk against the use of drugs after the service.

King Richard RiveraDied unexpectedly in Surcos School on June 9th at the age of 16.

The monarch is survived by his loyal guard, Sebastián Espinoza. The king died of a shock, after

realizing that no one cared about his nobility or that he was appointed by God. Sebastián decided to join

the anarchists Sophie Bruhin and Camila Serrano and never support a government again.


In memoriam

DECENCY

Populists Robin Gómez and Camila Carrillo murdered decency during a political rally in Surcos School,

on June 9th 2016. They pretended to buy votes by giving away lollipops, as if the conscience of

respectful citizens could be bought with cheap candy.

Shame on them!

In loving memory

After having spent all his money in medical treatments, oligarch Carlos Estrella did not survive

plastic surgery. All his money could not buy happiness and health. His supporter Sebastián Molina

decided to donate all his money to students of Surcos School. We will be expecting his millions by

the end of the school year.

R.I.P.

Reporters Sofía Rodríguez, Gonzalo Ávila, and Brando Ayala

Regret to inform that their beloved colleague

Nicolás Hallo

Died in the afternoon of June 9th of injuries caused by the agression of a dictator.

May he rest in peace

FOR

A Vote You Can

Be Proud Of!

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