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Page 1: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books
Page 2: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books
Page 3: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

“Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not.“Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not.

A. Baseball cardsA. Baseball cards

B. Beanie BabiesB. Beanie Babies

C. Comic booksC. Comic books

Page 4: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

“Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not.“Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not.

B. Beanie BabiesB. Beanie Babies

Page 5: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by: A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by:

A. Taking a showerA. Taking a shower

B. Brushing it rapidlyB. Brushing it rapidly

C. Using your time machineC. Using your time machine

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Page 6: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.

A. WorldComA. WorldCom

B. TycoB. Tyco

C. EnronC. Enron

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Page 7: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:

A. Skin graftA. Skin graft

B. Laser removalB. Laser removal

C. Steel wool and lots of scrubbingC. Steel wool and lots of scrubbing

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Page 8: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:

A. Watched The Simpsons marathonA. Watched The Simpsons marathon

B. Eaten all those hot dogsB. Eaten all those hot dogs

C. Reached out for that fly ballC. Reached out for that fly ball

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Page 9: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?

A. The back of a vanA. The back of a van

B. An actual storeB. An actual store

C. A suitcase on 5th AvenueC. A suitcase on 5th Avenue

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Page 10: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times? Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times?

A. Zsa Zsa GaborA. Zsa Zsa Gabor

B. Elizabeth TaylorB. Elizabeth Taylor

C. Joan CrawfordC. Joan Crawford

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Page 11: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

A. The biggest twine of ball in MinnesotaA. The biggest twine of ball in Minnesota

B. Parodying Michael JacksonB. Parodying Michael Jackson

C. SpamC. Spam

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Page 12: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?

A. The SpartansA. The Spartans

B. The TrojansB. The Trojans

C. The Fighting IrishC. The Fighting Irish

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Page 13: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

A. The buffetA. The buffet

B. RouletteB. Roulette

C. Texas Hold’emC. Texas Hold’em

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Page 14: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

A. Good ideaA. Good idea

B. Bad ideaB. Bad idea

C. Worst idea everC. Worst idea ever

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Page 15: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books
Page 16: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by: A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by:

A. Taking a showerA. Taking a shower

B. Brushing it rapidlyB. Brushing it rapidly

C. Using your time machineC. Using your time machine

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Page 17: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by: A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by:

A. Taking a showerA. Taking a shower

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Page 18: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.

A. WorldComA. WorldCom

B. TycoB. Tyco

C. EnronC. Enron

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Page 19: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.

C. EnronC. Enron

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Page 20: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:

A. Skin graftA. Skin graft

B. Laser removalB. Laser removal

C. Steel wool and lots of scrubbingC. Steel wool and lots of scrubbing

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Page 21: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:

B. Laser removalB. Laser removal

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Page 22: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:

A. Watched The Simpsons marathonA. Watched The Simpsons marathon

B. Eaten all those hot dogsB. Eaten all those hot dogs

C. Reached out for that fly ballC. Reached out for that fly ball

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Page 23: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:

C. Reached out for that fly ball (Chicago Cubs fan who interfered with a catchable foul ball)

C. Reached out for that fly ball (Chicago Cubs fan who interfered with a catchable foul ball)

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Page 24: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?

A. The back of a vanA. The back of a van

B. An actual storeB. An actual store

C. A suitcase on 5th AvenueC. A suitcase on 5th Avenue

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Page 25: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?

B. An actual storeB. An actual store

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Page 26: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times? Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times?

A. Zsa Zsa GaborA. Zsa Zsa Gabor

B. Elizabeth TaylorB. Elizabeth Taylor

C. Joan CrawfordC. Joan Crawford

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Page 27: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times? Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times?

C. Joan Crawford (5 times)C. Joan Crawford (5 times)

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Page 28: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

A. The biggest twine of ball in MinnesotaA. The biggest twine of ball in Minnesota

B. Parodying Michael JacksonB. Parodying Michael Jackson

C. SpamC. Spam

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Page 29: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

A. The biggest twine of ball in MinnesotaA. The biggest twine of ball in Minnesota

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Page 30: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?

A. The SpartansA. The Spartans

B. The TrojansB. The Trojans

C. The Fighting IrishC. The Fighting Irish

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Page 31: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?

B. The TrojansB. The Trojans

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Page 32: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

A. The buffetA. The buffet

B. RouletteB. Roulette

C. Texas Hold’emC. Texas Hold’em

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Page 33: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

B. RouletteB. Roulette

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Page 34: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

A. Good ideaA. Good idea

B. Bad ideaB. Bad idea

C. Worst idea everC. Worst idea ever

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Page 35: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

C. Worst idea everC. Worst idea ever

1010

Page 36: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books
Page 37: “Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not. A. Baseball cards B. Beanie Babies C. Comic books

Which of these animals hasn’t become an “environmental disaster” since being brought to Australia?

Which of these animals hasn’t become an “environmental disaster” since being brought to Australia?

A. Cane toadsA. Cane toads

B. CamelsB. Camels

C. Red foxesC. Red foxes

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Which of these animals hasn’t become an “environmental disaster” since being brought to Australia?

Which of these animals hasn’t become an “environmental disaster” since being brought to Australia?

B. CamelsB. Camels

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