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Vollllne Elcht . . Dl.1RANT, OKLAHOM:\., TJ]ESDAY, APRIL 11 .1980 Number2S t ' '

LITTLE ESTER ALBERTI . WINS Bl(l' ~RIZE. AND

ATTRACTS ZIEGFIELD

M<!~~YRE WINS IN PIE . . . EA•TING OONT~T JJt WIDE

.MARGL~ OVER OPPONENTS

'FIRE . DAAIAGES BUILDING · OOS'I.' E~.E'C'.rED TO MOUNT

. INTO Mn.LONS FOR STAT~.

Late last night, after having won At a . spedal assembly the first The Admil'list ration ' ''building of · the nation-wi~e contest for big feet hour Monda-y ommmg, an old fash- Southeastern was partially destroyed held in Durant ··:,e!!terday,. Mi_ss Ester ion~d pie-eating contest was enjoyed _ by fire aJ><mt three-tl:iirty this m.om­Alberti, received a telegram from PY a group of students and facUlty ing No one was ipjured. Ziegfleld offering her the place . as memlller!ll. The contestants were Miss The fire was firs t discovered whim premiere .. danseuilo in his revue--•fo'r Hallie ·McKinney, Miss Julia Mw:ison the night watchman, -Chitif Dtinlap, next year. ~ Miss Bertha Blanchard, and Mr~: found ·flames licking out of the win· .

"I canno~ mi~ this opportunity to Hettie Mcintyre. dows -of the manual training de-exhibit We largel;t feet~ in the , world - Miss · Munson was disqualified, partment. The entire fire depart­since the ldea J.appeals to .my ·altruis- -however, before her \ third ~ pie for ment · was -immediately-8Ummo~~ tic feelings tbw~rd women, and since throWing a large custard pie at Mr. to hold the fire in check. However I fe~l sure that big feet are surely Houston, the referee, for some un- such was not easily_ do~~. The flame~ coming into .styld In fact I 'have ~ know~ .reason. Except for this high- had already ·gained entrance into the been authentioally inforJlled so by ly rt'g rettable inc1dent, the contest halls of the lower: story. and . were Mr. B. C. NewbP.try, my expert in ran smoothly. . climbing steadily upward into the · feet,' said llt{r. Ziegfield _in his tele- Mrs. Mcintyre won a beautifui main floor and the third fl09r. gram. , · , silver 1oving cup ·as the victor. She A, con~nt strE'am of water was

'11his is a wondet-f\U opportunity fo..r set a record with tw~ty custard pies, played · into the President's and Reg­little· Ester wh:>m we have ' known~ and fliye chocolate pies In twenty-five istrars' offices to keep the ' records for a numbet of years. All of her minutes, thirty-onf' seconds. from . being destroyed. Tl1e~ entire friends .are wishing her success. Don.'t Mm. Mcintyre&' work . tops any- basement was badly damaged, and

__,...fo.rget -~ wjlen yQq_ge..t to the cit thing yet done in pie eating circles. all of the .wood work and f~tures , ~ster. - · ._____: -~--- e audience was held spell-pound at destroyed. A miniature house built

- - -. - · - :;her agilit:Y ... a.nd- g fiice as she- devour- y sfiiaents- of "'anflal training was . GURLEY CHAMPJO~S MEN'S . ed the pas~ry. Mrs. Mcintyre refus- also destroyed. r-.

SPRL~G . DRESS ·REFORMS ed a lengthy interview at the Durant Smoke blackcnf! d the cafeteria con-Hosplital this morning, but said in ·her siderably, and the intense heat may own .s~ple language, "¥-Y proudest have weakened • the · underneath Hulen Gur y, one time student ,:r

- So u east«l , reti:lmea"'y~sterday 1:o mpalgn on dress ref!)rrn college students. Mr. Gur ·

leY. is very serious in pis desire to revolutionize - st-yles which are con· ·

- fining and . unsuitable for-Y.Q®g men. , "Freedom at ail ' qpsts,'' · is his molt~, and Mr. Gurley may be seeJ. walking ~e .streets in a lovely tog~;~. ­

like affair which is his original de . sign. .

'' Yellow and red· ar:e the .comin;::· spring c:olors for men," he stated m llls lecture last eve$g. "Also crepe·· de-chines,, organdies, and chiffons are to be worn." Mr. Gurley_a.sked the audience to clo;¥! Its eyes for a

- _- mom-ent imd--visuatize the college bOy dn a flowing lav~ndeF satin • ro~ against a green campus.

·"Such beauty Is my aim/ '. he ~tat- · ed simply. Mr. Gurley was recentl!' confined in the psycopathic ward oi the Slate Hospital · from which hd derived many of his original l4eas.

MJa Irene . Laswell, PQpular your.g coil• atiident,_ haS •just accepted l!o_.

~Uon wita Hlggenbotti&m:-Ball~y circus u-their:-~- a y. ··--·--· - · :

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momEmL has arrived." ' structure. · --s·1·~-- The auditorium was thought to be

liE .1.-.-.-. lET. • .·• liE liE liE liE ;a; safe at ont tim•~ but flames broke -• ' - - 111 throug.h from th hall, blackening liE HOR~OitSCOPE ~ and charring ~e f urniture and wood-• . • '" work. Tlie new Etage dr!lperies were * ··sparlfYa.r rou gli pillllilg ~ completely . .destrny..eil. __ · _ _ _ liE Hermine Truby to school in his ~ On. th~ ·~econ<! or main floor smoke _ liE httle red :wagon- Frank Fuller 1J: and haat ruined most class room fix- ' liE wruking down the hall on his . li{ tures. The origin of the fire is still • ba nds- -Mr. Orr, Ml'ss Masters liE rather uncertain, hut it is thought · to liE and Mr. ·Haggard .starting the l!E have been star,led by the gr_oup· ~ho liE n~mer drive for economy by ~ were exposed .in thE' seance last night. liE c,>ming to school . barefooted l9l Investigation of the cause, and an liE - ·Miss L~na · Price walking lP! estimate of the d.tmage. will be made

· liE ' over the chairs in assembly ., *·,., tomorrow by experts f~o~. the state .-=-~r. Gregory dismissing ·cllflj~"~''~¥"department J1Ud.,..1.0..~urance· com-liE be~use he left his joke .book__,_~ ·~-~any. __ ._._ --liE · at: home-;-Mr .• Leek digging ,' liE- . The loss is partia ly liE worms for: the_l~oology class- ~ . insurance. . _ liE Jessie Mor~ls plcking her te.eth l!t Mr. and Mrs. ~~~-:r::;- hu ·• liE - cLeo Holmes sucking his M · u?' ~ an:i .

. • th ·tr---u . d S . twelve child•'dn are spendmg a .few; um · o~r atlo~s ~ .. days With frlends -in Durant. ]rlr: ·anc.l

liE lng a Grecian dance in a pfnli: • Mrs. L8.ughlin are planning to enter ~ costume-Several ~f- the girls ~ their children 1n Southeaste.m next .• playing leap frog 1I_l fro_nt of ,_- fall , if Presiden~ · ,Floyd Pierce can .• ~e Ad- Frodelle C~nnell dus~- -~ arrange that they join the Janitor liE · Jllg ~the banisters in- prepara- ~ force. _ ~- iti~~~ for a . slide. . ~ :- - - --·-~'rc-~ ·· · . · - ' . .• if •••• !Ill • 'i 11· If ..-.-.-• . o- .. --·Aprii- Flobl --·--·--:._·---·--·-"-·----·

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"Friendy'' Brazell will vouCh for Llslterine every time. · Ask him about the price of P?P. an y.

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kid t;»efo~ llvlng at -the Amlgoa bouse. Now .the ~ys have ·quite a time keep­Ing tnl.ck of ~elr . OWll napktna . to say nothing of bandkerchi~fs.

Entered u aecond-clua matter Oc· tob•r f, UZI, at Durant. Oklahoma, under the Act of Autruet If. 1111. Ac- , ceptance tor malllnc at apeclal rate of poeta~re provided tor In eectlon 1101, Act of Octol'er a. Ul'l, authorised Oc~ tober 4. UU Tommy Burns, magazine hero, says . . - .

Pari.s h~ notliing on Durant w_ben it . J;,~~ FOR CRIMIN~ •. comes. to the "bottling works." -John Ed Franklin wants to know

bow - long theie butter• knives. have been in u8e. "Great inv~ntlon," says ·John, "I'm .foi progiess at~ coats."

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-· ' S'fa~s(t~ show that ~eventy-thr_e~ "Fat" Orr recently cut. his mouth and . one-third per cent of the crimi- badly while ea~ing a dish ot' peas. nals of tOday received training fn . college. -'Fhis sets-us--thlnki~g ~- According to Bob ~~an ' he . is ine such courses as "Muraer Missteps the fifth - of· tlie "Four out of Five" ­~d Jiow to Avoid"-"Highlights on · slogan. Holdups"-"'fhe .. Fine Points· of Safe Breaking'" ::.._ . ".Contempor~ry 'Bank It has been said tha:t C. J. Powell Robbers, Their Style and Outstand: still has a lot · t~ learn about Qle ing , Successes." .We took it upon . time to re-tire. ourselves to interview a few of the more. hardened .desperadoes. We are

·. prciuCI to' subt:nit the following repo~: ·· George Rush has never been k)lown to do anything on tim:e. Mistalte: he bought a car once.

AtwoOd Lewis recently got "tnt~ quite a jam over biB endorsement of tluee- different t.ootll paste- ada. He ........1

insists that he lias· a horror of hurt:- - -­ing any one's feelings. At any. rate Uie · money• came in handy. ·

Kathryn Miller baa Invented a new key for the typewriter. when ab~

. isn't sure of the spelling oJ & word she presses . tths button. Result~ a blur. Sam, the Slasher, · says IilodesUy, ·

"All that I am I owe to the surgery . courses I took during -my five years It's bee'n rumor"ed .tluit Mary"Boyd John O'Rile~ .rec~~t)y po~d for a of college." Horrible. Harry eagerly Abbott stands a fair c)lance of an- coUar ad JLt ~e insistence; of the p&id tribute tp his Alma Mater. Mxing the title· Of ~&m,pion ·-Hog A'rrow - collar Company. This popu­"Why,' he said "If it hadn't been for Caller for Oklahoma. Durant is be- larity must· 'be· deserved When in·'

. I bind ~ou, · ·Mary. . terviewed Jo~ mQdesUy replied, ".Aak might never have - ~ 'the · · Uck." The poor · chap broke down It is said that Bob SWI1pter is or- · here at , ~e ' terrible tbouglit. Dapper · g~zing a classic~ dance group. Mr. A<:cording to a report Leonard

S"ailol:'• sprang quite a auiprtae the ot4er Jlig'ht· at a loe&! party. .1\11 he sat down at the piano to play eVery one laughed. .Some one had removed

___ Dick, -c~_!_<ience man, was profuse tn S~pter says, "I never enjoy· myself his praise of college -life. "~e field- B.IB · thoroughly as· wben--I- am- inter­of 'Q.la'Cill$il is pnlimit~d," he. remark- __ pret-lng-tbe-·moods ot Spring in a ed, "to any four year college man Grecian dance." . ,r: ~ . who has lived. in a fraternity house. It is also a very fine preparation for tii-j~~ldng~ ~gl.E,L!lDd OFdinary ro~bery." We sighed and left, de­ploring the fact that 'so few ·people really appreciat~d the advantage ·of a college coul'!lle.

-+--~+ . THE VALUE OF A DEGREE.

· · -'Much . has already been said and forgotten about the value of getting a colleg~ degree. Granted. Now the ' :want ·to make is what

. to do witb one after getting it. Of course there's · li.lways the last re~

. sort' of ballging it on the wall in the .•spare room but why waste such

· perfectly good aheept~kin!. We have a few ideas on. the &nbject-:--~Why not us it as a backing :or Aunt Emma's pfcture ? Wh)' not ·stuff the crack juat1 above the sink with it. You can always -'give -·ir ~-tlie -'i'ch1ldren to play with. (This guarantees to keep them ~cupied at least two bours runntng;· T.bey not only -try· ·

Qtd you know that carl Buck bas suffJ!red ali of his life from an in-. fteriority , complex due to his fear of good looking women?

We :wonder if O'Brien Johnson has siome "best friend" who might tell l:!l.im. )\'e have~·t ·the . heart.

"Sparky'~says he never used a nap-

t:o tear it, ~ite It, eat it, but some­times even succeed in . chewing lt. .~1 of this time you can be reatmg,

· sleeping o...-aay of ~~ose things you always want to do aiiq haven't time.) ' -J;)lplomas due to tqcir · heavy suJ?- .. stance have lleen used for · mepding 1Chicken- coops1_ leakihg ·d~, or .iears iin the lino~e\uD, · You:· might (we don't know· just how this would work) try feeding ft to t)le goat if you ·rqn · out oLcans. We .knew one gra.c:tua.te once who--get ten Christmas cards out of th~ back side. Of course, he was . an ·exception.

the chair. ·

Eloise McC1irtain has offered a.aol­id gold cup to tile "Wasbt!r" 'Cham• pion · "I ~ttand for athletic achieve­men,t. · Brawn as well as brat:D," says Mrs. McCUrtain earne3Uy. ·

-t PHYSICAL EDUCATION OLu8.

The Physical Education Club met Sunday morning ·at their · ret(Ular time. 'A very. lntereattnc Prop'UD was given by the members: the aub­ject d1scuaaed...l¥: Ul_t_ ways uad • mea.llS of~preventmg flrea. - -· - ·

The organbuitton from now oil will 'be known as the Southeuteftl J'lre Department. . In cue of fll\f . · tbe ~embers will be calle.d upon ~ take Charge. . · · - ~ ~ · ,

"Dudng the bbsine111f BUBlon It wu decided to elect a new llpollmr. on ·&e=­

. count of the g:I'Qucby dlapomUon ·of · Miss Bell, the present 1rpon110r,

April Fool

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Hate ·that 18 bllndllig and· awful, I· Hate for· what? .' ·

, Suspicious clamb,ering· hate, ' f-.A Hate-tllrat-hurts-. - . ·

Hate to1r w~t? J

Malicious undelicious hate, Hammering at .our hearts.

·- · _ B. ~: Mine~. Hate ~?r what? · . Otfr . school - has a budding young Why, bate for exams.--·- _

poet in the form of a: C. Miller. He . +·---is a poet of whom WE' may justly ·be CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS. prood. His tale~ts lie in the field · ---

BAl;tNYAim QUEEN OON_TEST ~IS OLETA DAVIs

In an erxclting election which drew . a r.eiord crowd to tlie polls, Miss Oleta Davis . was elected queen · of ~e barn yard animals by a small majority. Miss Gertrude Benzel was only two votes· behind Miss Davis, ahd MiSS'- Elizabeth Stewart made a close t.iitrt:l.

of free 'Verse alUiough he has-writ- W AN'I'ED-A man to pledg~. ¥u,st '• ten -some · of the most noble ·blank ~.Jl_!Lve enough money to lend occasion­verse, and some of the moat beauti- ally . . Sigma Tau Gamma.

. ful lyrics in rhym4r. His 'poems hav~

:The election, sponsored by the Ag­riculture department was held to meet a need felt for a long time by the Anj.mal Housing Committee. -~blicity ,gained by this t!lection will probably · enable the. com.Jilittee to ' been published in ' alt parts of the W AN'TED-To t11.ke lin washing~.

Jatown - world and have been "trans- Call P.i Kappa Sigma house. · buili:l hoi.lsing facilities for the live stock owned by the_ college at pres­ent. This includes-two Poland-China hogs, and one Rhode ~land Red ·hen.

lated into· every laniuage. W!lth the - ~1». of ~r. Gregory, Jt. C. hopes to WANTE;D-A dP.te. Call Virg-inia-attain perfection and win · lasting McA~ee.--

-----=-· +----=:= f~ for his ·dear old Alma Mater. of his. works. FOR SALE-One suit of long under­

~d will let _go at SPEED MANIAC ARRESTED

AFTER HITTING WOMAN

. . A slimy sun shone on a certain sor- - Fleeing !rom pursutBg .officers and

---·--did daY. LOST-The WOI'lrl's - Most Famous f~r a short ' ti.Dle ·. evading· detection, Rifts of golden, sirupy clou_ds hover- . .Jok~ Book. Finder call E. S. Brlggs · Grady Cla~~· speed maniac, was ap-• ·ed iong!J!gly overhead. • aQd' 'g-et reward. prehended ten niinutes after striking ·

A maid sat ftshil1g on a beautiful Ine~--And~!SOJ:! _an<Lr.endering-her- un~ beauttiul ~pus. TRY the Elixir of Life. Oilly One conscious at the corner of Fifth and

Her eyes were whirlpools of wonder, a. botUe. Call Thomas .J. Biggs. Elm yester~ay evening at · seven .her l8.$hes curled· like graceful o'clock, :i'.,. .

eddies and h~r brow was like a GAIN HEIGHT. Try my wonderful The hit and run driver -wa.s disc._o\'-mazble bluik. new' Btretcher. I will be glac;l to ered fUr-.1tracks . which his "Superior

- Her lender loweNLppepdages dangled demonstrate. C. Potts. Six Kiddie Kar" had left in the allev -,. down liki'lrracefur .-- ---·- _ -~=-+---:::....-- . _on North iEghth. When arre.sted,' M;. Pure white lilies, · · " NO .1\'IORE DATES' SOCIETY-- · --~lack-was· trembling . w\th . fright. As she sat regally lookilig down, ' HAS LARGE MEMBERSHIP "Once r get started," 'he . de.elared, "I She was throwing _o-gt her line -- ·- · · · can't _!!_top: It seems the lure of And she w~ get$f. nibbles, tiny A group of yoWJg ladies met Frt- spee<J · has him in its grasp'']lnd l he

little _ntbbh~s that . thrilled · her day afternoon in the office of the confessed - to having gone as fast · as . heart, ~ . dean, Miss :O,.fcKinney, and -organized eight miles an ·hour: ... on .a crowded

To its very inmost center, right to a : 'No .More Dates Club." _ .sidewalk. "its shining silver heartstringS. Miss L<>.wse Maxwell was elected Miss ·Anderson "is doing nicely, her

- Her line-was good, but oh hQW many pre::~id~rit, Miss 0~1 Whit'e vice-pre5 - only injury being a few minor. other t~es she had used it to . !dent, and Miss Frances ·Wbaa:tou bruises . no avall. •secretary-treasuiler. Tbe club plan~ The Kiddie Ira.r Six is being de- .

A zephyr t&nned her Irish n_ose as to rii1e_et for weekly ,candy pullin.,vd. molished ·by the city as a . warnin3' d. th 'd fish d to ~p' eders1

-all an . on .:: m&I en e . quilti:ng parties,· and the like. "' At last he placed the ring: upon her · According to Miss Maxwell, . the - - .-- --+- --

finger. • newly elected -president, "We fe<:!l ·PI KAPPA SIGMA A beaUtiful, beautiful circlet with a that 'the young ~liege girl .of toda.v The Pi Kappa Sigma will meet to

beauutul, beautiful diamond on - is plnced ·in too many compromisinrr the ~afeterja Friday noon. Every tt. situations when she is with boys. It girl of s. '1'. c. is cordially invi.ted to

And her flaiL& is' our purpose to relieve this, anj attend this social, 'and thdse liesiriilg .Sucker place the _girls of Southeastern Jn may·,pecome m~mbers. This luncheon Was caught. proper maidenly s~ri'oundings. · ls being given ' in or4er to increase

The . charter members are Louis.! th~ membership of this _ sorority. "R. C. also is able to · wa:lte on more

serious and .A_eep 'subjects.' as we see from-=- ~e conowtng poem:

Bate

· Maxwell~ Mary Boyd· Abbott, Mildred --- - • Laird, Virginia Mc.AJtee.; Vera Perra- Miss Mamie. Cro~k-ett ~as just ac-bertop, Hermine Truby, Dorothv cepted a position as advertiser in Truby, Christine-. Wbl.rton, Opal ~tatoo's window for Gold Stripe hos-

CUrlllll', Itching, biting hate eats at • \\1hite, Mary Harral,. · · iery. • I + . tbe hearts o( the. best of us. ~te hurtling anc:t. putitd, hate~ for

Wbat? --R.t.te pawa and spits, .. . lb.:~ ..at.. • ..... • . !:..

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The Southeastern appreciates · th:~ noble purpose · of this organization, and wiShes it the· best of luck.

Ap~ - Fool! +

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Miss Anne Wooten hopped -on her -rjg_~t foot from Main Street to her home on N:orth Fifth to 'ta~e: a five­cent bet that' she had-made·.

HoobuY~HOOVHY REVEALS .-. · ..... * ••••••• .• .•• •· ~ROUP OF CRIMINALS .HERE • : •

In a seance last night, by the fa-:-_ • TWENTY YEAD AOO ..

DANCIN~ NECsSABY To, GET JOB SAYS ..v....,., .... _. .. ,.,

mous Hoochy-Ho~chy, tl,le entire cfty )I( --- ll of Durant was startled by the dis- • Little Miss Hallie McKinney, .• "If you c~'t dance, don't try to closure·· that in its mids was dwell- )IE twelve year old daughter · of 13t get a job school -teaching," said ·Mr. ing tile mc;>st viciou!> bapd -of. crimi- )IE G. W. McKinney -of' this city, Ja( Tompkins when interviewed today nals known to the 'world at the pres··· • entertained th.e .Lion's . Club )I( concerning what superintendents de·· · · ent time: . -...,.- . . " . • ' with a deligh~ul toe-dance last ll sfre i~ a teacher. -

The famous Hall gang of Chicago l8E Monday. !aE · "On!.2!'.~i~ nfistakes that all and Paris fame, including Bill Hall, 381: Miss Julia Munson, who * young people ~ta'rting out make," Bob Patterson, Otis Donoho, and )IE has attained an• unusual scho- ~ continued Mr. Tomp}(;i~, .,;t.s that tiwv Frank Fuller have been making their 381: lastic record during the past • co.c~lder the ' profession too seriously. homes in Durant for the past year. l8E year, is on the o. ·P. c. high • Never lake .YOUr work seriously;. nev­The latter two have lived here for liE school graduating list ' . this • er take the conununity seriously. If eighteen years, operating· through 311: spring. · • the school board tries to interfere be

f d t ,.., · firm with it." '

cone era l!s outside the city: Ma- '"" Mr. and Mrs. L. H . Leonard • lacha Davis, famous . queen .of the l81: announce th!'! birth of a daugh- • Speaking of personal habits, Mr. unde~orld, has only recently joined * .ter. The little girl will be • Tompkins said, '·'No teacher can ex­t:he gang in this city. 391: named i...ucy after ·h.fl' .grand- • · . pect to get a job today who ~ not

Since being in Du_rant the gang 31: mother. • el).dursea at least !:lie -'brand of - ctg-- ----•-+<~'---have been operating in -the manual • Everett Fixl~y. a pupil of • arettes. I believe that- Camels. hav~ -

. training room of .the Ad building, l81! Miss Rosalie Hammond, ren- • t~e best pull. Try to get them lje-__ _ .,_ mesting there al' night to _ formulat;e_. ~ -~re_d a. p.!_apo _s.Q)o in .tb.e week- • hmd you lf you can. , Teachers shouli

their dastardly crime1,1. It is inter- · 381: ly all,sembly last Wednesday.:- i --net pay-attention-to;-pei'SOIUI.l...appea.r.:--.­esting to . note that at the time M. ~ Everett is quite accomplished • a_nce. A ge~eral sl?venliness and dir -Hoochy-Hoochy was . making . the_se 3rt m hi.s piano work. • . ti~es~ of ha1r, face and finger natl.-J revelatiqns, the Ad bu!-iding myster.i-' • . ·>. ~ Will do more to help -y6u- get a job

J pus· caught fire ·destroying the evi- J! • • liE )I( )IE ~ • • • )IE • • · • • • than ·a M·: A . degree."

~ .dence of crime believed tlo have ex- When questioned about the value .i,sted there: _. .MANAGER OF CAFETERIA. of grades in securing jobs, . Mr. • All ef these people are at · present . JAILED ON RIOT CHARGE To~pkins hesitated a minute, then under arrest await4tg th~~XI!Lof Whe ninterview~ at the city jail whispered, "Well, you don't need to the warden of the Federar prison at yest£:rday afternoon, Mrs. , Ollie let ·my-stuqenU! know anything ab~tt;: !,.._eavenworth. James, manager of- the S. T. C. cafe- it, but most sqperintendents will

----+ teria, stated emphatically that She choose the . person who nas - low WAISTLIN~ CLUII ~ETS, had nothing whatever to say. grades·. They hav~ . to, yo~. see;

1$EGIN ST\1DY AND WORK -'l'~e managress .was picked up at they can't 115ford to have people The·-w!l-istlin~ Club met at Curley's 10':45 yester~ay .t;norning· in response teaching under them who are too in-

]Jarber 'shop last Saturday night, and to ·!1. riot call from the office of the · telligent. It might. cause them . to organized for the coming s.ummer s'chool'. Her husband, Mr. James, wa:s . lose their jobs/'. -term. Miss Effie Saffold was elect- discovered under a heap . of food in "B\it".Who·. wants a job teaching ed president, ~iss Isobel Wbrk, vice the northwest corner of the building. ~chool, anyway?" said Mr. ·Tomp~n·J president, and J. Le~ Cunningham, He was rushed to the hospital where m conclusion. "Most of the people secretary-t-Feastire.r. _ · it was .~ound he .suffered from -broken who have them can't help themselves.

After two strenuous h~urs of cal- ribs. three ·· fractures and a disloca- ~t·s like a disease." He began tear- -!sthenic washer pltchtng, the Club tion of the nose. 'ng his hair. · ~ · retired'. to the city park for· some in-· Mrs. James said that tbah'ks to her "Get Qut," he yelled. "Schoolteach-. . ers, -bah!" ~ struction in ·moonlight dancing. Mr. . J'ong ,ex~erience at hash alinging her

rr was voted the ·best at this. Mr. a.i mwas much better than ehr bus- - ' ~-+----lark . thE;n gave · an exhibition of a.bnd's and in such-an emergen_cy had NEW BOOKS IN THE LlBRARY. e correct" diving ~orms that will be . stood her in good stead.· Witnesses ----

u d this summer. ; d.e<;lare that out of two and ' one-half The last and feature attraction of . bushels of . potatoes thrown, Mrs. The following ~ews books · s.nd

--,r.---= - J , mag~~es ha~e been ad~ed to +he e :-program was. a five-round bout ames missed her ma,rk ,holy twice, 1 ...,.

b t . ibrary: .

· e ween Mrs. John Co~an and Dr. and even then knocked two by$tand- · Mu~rman. Here Mrs. Cowan .was ers out completely. - I -~T)u:e'e ~ee~a"-Elinor Glyn, "ThE: · m_aster of ceremonies for she knock·- Five pies, eighteen hamburgers, six Shie,k;u. "~ary Gray, o.r How He•

ed Muerman out in· tbe second round. ~wls of soup, and eleven salads werg \.Fo:un.d Her'-P~uline .. Pitts, ·"Snappy After t.Qe program.· a -d~lightful --reached The reason _for_the ·attack Stqries," "Western ·Stories," "Droll

fwo-co.urse dinner.'of toothpicks -and is unknewn, M.r. James being still Stories," : 'Whiiz . Bang,~ "Police Ga.- "' ·water was served.. The club ad- unconscioWI, . zette;" "Under the Elm, or Why Do journed at two a. m. agreeing to · Mrs. James stated briefly, "I am We · Care"--!Barney Johnson, i'Elsie meet next Saturday at the home of only sorry the tiiJ. trays were all in Dinsmore"-'Martha Finley. " Mr. Gregory. the washing tnachine." . All of these books are highly edu-·.' + .. cational, and no well-read persQQ 'can

· Mi · Ea 11 Gild. h · - j · . . . - ·',·- ~. · -.l~tfor(l , to JJal'. t!\a:t _he.. does "ot Imo. w - ....... - _ ss · r ne . er . as ust stan- - Pupils m Miss ·R!lmg's cl~sses are . them Thes~ will b 1 .. l ~

ed a "bug and: w:orm" .farm for th~ protllsting. 'beca~s~ of. the similar.i.t.y - for the students ·as sooe n nasc rc fattulon -. benefit. oL Biology; o·f ' th .... ft t .., e ac ... · . e_-c,....,ses . o· s..n ins~ane asyh.im. ty have flpished' them. ·

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