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AAPsabyahanapneschool,collegeyauniversitymaykiyegayekoibhitablo(cultural,entertainment,religious)yakoibhi

aapkmindmayhoauraapsharekarnachahaintoidharsharekarainhumsabksaath...

Auragarkisikoapneschoolyacollegemaykisitablokliyehelpchahiyetowobhiidharpostkarsaktehainaurbaqisab

unkihelpkaraingaye!

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Hoorain, Feb 24, 2012 #1

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Azb, Feb 24, 2012 #2

walikum salam wow quite useful thread for me as u know will insha'Allah share sumthing

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hahah yeah aapki waja se hi muje yaad aaya ye lga dun

ok intazar rhega

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NamaL, Feb 24, 2012 #8

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Hmmmmmmm nice acha sislsila shru kiya ha sis ap ny

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NamaL"Imtihaan hai imtihaan"

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Thanx BP

AAp sab share to karo apne experinece

Sab hi k institutes may hote hain tablos ,,,poora tabloHoorain

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Conversation between ashopkeeper and a customer! (stage

play 2 characters!)

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Hoorain, Jun 6, 2012 #10

(In an American Embassy)Conversation between a female

employee and an info seeker!2 characters!

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2 characters play!Funny conversation between a

customer and waitress!

dialoguebetweencustomer&waitress

yahanpekirdarkuchistarhasehaincustomer:saviouwaitress:hoorain

saviou(customer)(jinheharrbaatmayshairbolnaykiaadathai)restaurantmaidaakhilhotehainhalfdealkchakkarmai

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saviou:(seatpebaithtayhuay)waitress(hoorain)kobulatehain.

(waitress(hoorain)musalsaldarammadekhnaymaimaghanhai)

saviou:waiter!

Hoorain:(usspekoiassarnahi)

saviou:zorrsetablebajatehain'

hoorain:jaldijaldibhaagiaatihai.

Saviou:barriderrkarrdimehrubaanaatayaatay

hoorain:(heraangisedekhtayhuaymenucardaagaykartihai)Sirorderplz.

Saviou:(5minmenucardkoghurtehainphirwaitresskitarafdekhtayhuayboltehain)



dilltouchahtaahaiharrcheezkharindoonparrjaibkehtihaibakwaasnakarr

hoorain:(jallayhuayandaazmai)sir!aapsezyadaaqalmandtouaapkijaibhai

saviou:(burrasamoubanatayhuay)orderpasskartehain.

hoorain:counterpechalijaatihaiorrphirsedrammadekhnaymaimaghanhojatihai.

Saviou:pichlay15minsedramaykharrsceneksaathwaitresskmoukbadaltayhuayzaawionkajaizaalerahehain,orrhanssrahehani.Sathmesherkehrahehain

Yeandazenazar,gulistanechamanLagtanahiaajhopayegaapnabhojan

(45minguzarnaykbaad)

Saviou:waitress!



hoorain:(apnisaheliksaathdramadiscusskarrrahihai)yaarkalkiepisodemaiparwatinepeoushkothapparmaara.Saheli:konpaarwati?

Saviou:(jocounterkpaashikharresabsunnrahethekehtehain)paarwatihamariparoosan

hoorain:jeesir?

Saviou:jee!pichlay1ghantaysemaineorderdiaahaiorapmusalsallstarplusmaimaghanhain'

hoorain:(masoomiatse)parrsirmaitousonydekhrahihu

Saviou:OMG'(sarrpehaathmaartayhuay)

Yekahanaagayehamyuhichaltechaltehalfdealkchakkarme,abkaunbachayegahameeeeeeeismusheebatme

hoorain:hayALLAHsir!aapkiasuhanakfanhoo?



Saviou:konsuhana?

hoorain:sirwojoaapkiparrosanhaynaparwatiuskibahuaapkonahipata

Saviou:(burrasamoubanatayhuay)dobaraapnijaghapeaajatehain.uktaaksavioutehlnaashurrukarrdetehain...aurgeetgaanelagtehainchaltechalteeknaseehatyaadrakhnakabhihalfdealkchakkarmenapadhna

hoorain:drammachhorrksavioukitarafmashkooknazronsedekhnaylagtihai,kjesyaywohotelkchamachchurrakbhaagnaywaalehoo waitressbaghorunkajaizaletihaiorrpaasaakboltihaiksirplzztashreefrakhain'

saviou:maikiayahantashreefrakhnayaayahu...aurkahikiamujaytashreefrakhninahiaatithijomaiyahanaata...

hoorain:nahisirmeraaamatlab.......

saviou:nahitoukiamatlabhaiaapkakabaapbatayengikmaikabtashreefrakhuu(saaribharrasnikalkaakhirkaarsavioutashreefrakhhiletehain).itnemayhoorainkhanalehiaatihai!



Saviou:(apnamousawaartehain)

hoorain:khanaservekartayhuaybhitvkitarafdehanhayorchatniansavioukkapronpegirrjaatihain.

Saviou:(becharekamousawarahirehjatahai

hoorain:sorrysirimreallysorrymaiabisaafkarrdetihu

orrtensionmaiwotissueuthanaykibajayetablecoversehisaafkarnaylagtihaitoubaaqibachihuichatnianbhigirrjaatihain.

Saviou:whatthehell!aapkozarratameeznahimeriitniqeemtishirtkharaabkarrdikahanhaimanageraapkonaukripekisnerakhaa.

hoorain:(ankhomaiaansoolaatayhuaykisitazatareendramakdialoguesbolnelagtihay)sirplzaapmanagersirsematbolna.mairechotechotebehanbhaihainsir,mairiwalidainboorhehain,sirmainunkieklautiaulaadhoon,sirhumsabbehanbhaiyateemhain(woshayedkuchziadahisentimentalhorhithi) phirapniaankhonseragarragarkarwoaansusaafkarnelagijonikalhinhirhethay.



Saviou:ohplzabapniyenotankibandkaro,khanaservekartehuebhitumSOnydaikhrhithi

hoorain:(waitressminmanattehue)parsirwosonynhiwotoZEEtha.:0

saviou:(ghussemayussemanagerroomkitaraflatehain)patachaltahaymanagersahabsubhaaayaingay

saviou:theekhayaajmaintumhemaafkartahoon,partumnemairabohatnuqsaankiahay

hoorain:(burrasamounbanatehue)shukryasiraapkitnedialoohain,mainaapkehsanaattalegaudegaudedoobchukkihoon

saviou:auragarmaineghussemaykuchziadakehdiahotoignorekardaina

hoorain:koibaatnhisirmainsamajhsaktihoonaapghussemaythayisliekuchbhibakwaaskarnelaggeitsok



saviou:what?

hoorain:haannasirhotahayinsanghussmaykuchbhibakwaaskardaitahaymaineaapkomaafkiaitsok(apnitarafsewosavioupeehsaankarrhihay)

(savioukamounhayratsekhulahirehjatahay):0uffokabmainchaltahoon

hoorain:oksiraaterahiega

saviou:(murkmuskuraatehue)barebeaabruhokartairekoochesehumnikle

hoorain:(dilmeminminatehuyechalabapnaraastanaapnikalley)




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saviou:(baahirnikaltehuesavioumurkdaikhtehainwaitress(hoorain)abhibhiTvdaikhrahihayparisbaarwoyeandazanhikarpatekwostarplusdaikhrhithi,SOny,yazEE)

2 characters stage play!conversation between Bus

conductor and Female Pessenger!

MSC : (drmyan main boli) apni bak bak bnd karo orjaldi se point pr ao.

Cool:(Muhbanaya)humaredialoguemain2characterhainjinmainekbusconductorordusrapassengerhai.

Coooool : Bus conductor ~*~*~*~ Masoom se Chahat :Passenger

Cool:Passengerekunparhdayhatiaurathai.

MSC:(gussase)haanhaanpassengerjahilorconductornePHDkihaina.

Cool:araypuribaattosuno,todostoconductorkatoappkpttahehaikyeduniakimaskeenhastihotihai, tocoolekthakaylibuskaconductorhai,jobgairsochaysamjhayboltahai.

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Subha 7 baje ka time tha logo apni apni manzil pr

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pohchnay k liye bus stop pr khray bus ka intzar krrahay hain, or ajj bus stop ko apni kismat pr rashk aa

raha tha Q-K ajj os k haan Mai basanto b ai thi, jozoor zoor se bus walon ko galian day rahi thi.........

achnakektarafsetoofanaatamehsooshoasabsehamgayejabdhonwakbadalchtayorthoragoursedekhayetobusthijiskasabkointzartha,

Mai bsanto bus ki traf brhi or bus k gate prconductor ne istaqbal kia.

Burhi Aurat (Passenger) :(Chikhtayhuway)kiadidhaypaarkrdekhrahayho bus mainsawar honay main meri madad karo.

(Burhi Aurat bus main sawar hoi or ek traf khri hogai Q-K sari bus passenger se bhari hoi thi)

Conductor : (agayjakrekjuwanlarkayse)bay!uthnazarnahiaatateridadikiumerkiauratkhri

haiortuaramsebethamazekrrahahai.(wnhi se Burhi Aurat ko awaz lgai) hello ! idhr aa jaoseat khali hai

Burhi Aurat : (chikhtayhuway)Kambakht!mainQhilonhelaytuterakhandaan.(conductor k bilkul pass aa kr chatakh kr thapar os kmuh pr "thha". Conductor chup ho kr sidepr ho gay or Burhi Aurat seat khali dekh kr beth gai )(Conductor kraya akatha krnay laga, pass he seat perbethay larkay se karay manga os ne kaha 'student"ye sun kr kraya liye bagair he conductor mai ki traf

brha)

Conductor : Maikaraydo.

Burhi Aurat : (dilmainsochashayed"STUDENT"koipasswordhaioroskitrafdekahybinaboli)

Student!

Conductor:(gussase)Maijaldisekrayanikalorbtaknhajanahai.




Burhi Aurat :(phirekzordaarthaparConductorkmuhprmara ) suna nahi student !

(Ek aurat ne Burhi Aurat ko samjhaya)

Conductor :knhajanahaiMai.

Burhi Aurat :mainnekuchnaikhanakambakhat mujhe to tu sadyon ka bhooka lag rahahai pehle khud kuch kha kr aa.

Conductor:(zoorse)mainnepuchahaiknhajanahai.

(ab Burhi Aurat ki smjh main aya)

Burhi Aurat :ahistabolomainbehrinahihoon, apnay betay Fiqay k ghr !

Conductor : woknharehtahai.

Burhi Aurat :araynamuradmujhekiapttawo knha rehta hai main aurat zaat tu sher sherphirta hai tujhe ptta hona chahye , mere betayne sher naya ghr liya hai ajj dil cha ose milnay ja rahihoon.

Conductor :(mathayprhathmara, stop prbus rukwai) Mai bus se utro jao pehle betay k ghr kaptta puch kr ao.

BurhiAuratconductorkogalainnikaltayhoway

busseutargai.......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~*~*~*~"Hahahahha to frndz dil khol kr hansye Q-K ynha

hasna manah nahi"

2 character Play!



Conversation between asabzifarosh(vendor) and female

customer!

Tu shuru karte hain dialouge jo ke ek SABZIWALE and CUSTOMER ke darmian hain..

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA

En dono ka taruuf karwaten hain phele apsb ko

PAKI_GIRL(customer):Thora sa ghusa ziyadaata hai enhe aur reham dile me tu inka koijawab nahe

Dreamy Boy(sabzi wala):moassom sa ekadmi jo ke fresh sabziyan bechta hai aurapne ghaak ko special discount deta haiWaise tu paki_girl en ki 20 years oldcustomer hain leken pg kkhena hai ke en kiage bhe 20 saal nahe tu customer kahan se20 years ki hogaye aur 20 saal purna rishtahone ke nate en dono ko ek dosre ki tangkhecne me phd ki the

Chalen ye tha en ka taruuf ap start kartenhain apne dialouge

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Subah subah ka time tha jb DREAMYBOY=SABZI WALA apni wife ke 10 numberwala joota kha ke apne dukaan par ja rahatha

Dukkan par pauncha tu apne dukan set kiaur aista aista se gungunane laga...Ke achanak se peche se ek customerayen...aur ate sath he bole..

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Asalam o AlaikumBhai JAAn(loud awaz me)DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:WalaikumAsalam...Baji ap ne tu hame dara he diya mesamjha ke ere biwi yahan bhe mujhe jotamaarne a gayen hain

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Bhai jaan ap fikarmat karen ye naik kaam me kardunge agr ajmujhe fresh sabzi na mile tu

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:Ghuse se yesubah subah kis ka chera dehkliya me ne...

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ap ne kuch kaha(pgko pata chal gaya ke db ne kya kaha lekenwo anjan ban gaye)

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:kuch nahe behanjee me khe raha tha ke aj ap hamare phelecustomer hain tu aj ka din acha rehegahamara ziyada customer ayenge



PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Ghuse me a kar zoordar slap mara diya db ke face par

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji kyun mara?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:bahana banate huekaha wo makki bhete hue the na is liyeise bhane apne ghussa utar diya

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA h acha behanhum samjhe ap apna ghuse hum par utarrahe hain

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha ab ziyadabaatein mat karo aur sabziyun kebhaow(rate) batao...

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji ap free bhele jayen tu koi baat nahe ap se kya pise leneap tu hamare behan jaise hain

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER khush ho ke)achaap kitne ache hain mere dua hai ke kal apko apni biwi se sif ek joota he pare inshallah

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:behan itne achedua dene ka shukriya

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER g ne khushe khusheme apne shopar me tamatar dalna shurukar diye aur apne ghar ko chal paren

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:achanak pechese awaz aye.....

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji tamatar 100rupees kilo hain

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:leken ap ne tu kaha



ke muft le jaon...

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab hum aapnebaji ke sath mazaq bhe nahe kar sakte kya

db ko hanse a rahe the

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ghuse me a kartamatar rakh diye aur phr se zoor darslaaap mara db ke face par:

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji ab ye kyunmara?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ab behan apne bhaike sath mazaq bhe nahe kar sakte kyahaha

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:db dil he dil mekhene laga ghar raho tu joote aur bahirniklo tu thappar

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ap ne kuch kaha?

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:nahe behan mesoch raha tha ke kitne ache wife aur behanmile hai mujhe....

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:leken kbhi gharoornahe kiye me neaur dil hi dil me pg kheten hain sabzi waleko na kam ka na kaaj ka aur dushman anaj ka

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha 1 kilo tamatarpar kitna discount de rahe ho mujhe?

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji waietu humbaqi customers ko 101 rupees kilo tamatar 1



kilo ke hisab se sell karten hain leken jaiseke ap hamare special custumer hain tu apko discount kar ke 100 rupees me 1 kilomilega

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ek zoor dar thapparmar diya sabzi wale ke face par

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab kya huabehan?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye ap ne 1 rupees kaspecial discount diya na ap ne is liye ap parbohat reham aya is liye ap ko thappar mara

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji itna rehamdehkane ka shukriya ap bilkul hamare biwipa gaye ho wo he subah subah ise tarahhamare upa reham karte hain

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha ab ziyadaauchlo mat aur ek kilo tamatar do.....

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA :db ne ek kilotamatar too kar diye jis me se kuch kharaabtamatar bhe the jis ko dehk kar customerne kaha...

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye tamatar bhe naapne he jaise gale sare rakhe hue hain

DREAMY BOY=SABZI:baji itne mehengai meap ko ye bhe mil jaye bohat hai ap ko tu phrbhr ye mil raha hai aur jin ko nahe milta unse ja ke pochen ap....

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ek aur zoor dar slapmara




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DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab kyun mara?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye is liye mara kyunne tum ne bilkul sahe kaha aur sach baatkahe

So frnds is dialouge me ap sb ne dehka keend me hame ek sabaq bhe mila ke jo kuchbhe hame ALLAH ne diya pata nahe hum iske liaq bhe hain ya nahe but Beshak ALLAHbohat REHAM KARNE wala hai...us ne jo bhe

hame diya jis haal me bhe hame rakhahame ALLAH ka har haal me shukar ada

karna chahaiye shukar karne se ALLAH aurziyada apne bando ke deta hai...

THANKS 4 READING FRNDS HAMESHA

KHUSH RAHEN AUR DOSRO KO BHE KHUSHRAKHE

REGARDS PAKI_GIRL AND DREAMY BOY

3characterplay!

COnversationbetweenalandlady,apayingguestand,aneghiborer!(karyeedaraurmalikmakankdarmyanmukalma)

AssalamO Alaikum Dear Membersmujhe Or Amrin kO jO tOpic milla hai wO haiFlat

ya makan keraya per lena makan malik ( Amreen ) Or karaidar ( Noor )

iSsi tOpiC k hawalay Say conversation tayar kihai

jO aap Sab k Saath Share karnay jarahay hainumeed hai aap Sab kO paSsand aayeh gi

Noor Afridi jO kafi arSay Say Aik aChay makan k

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talaSh may tha News paper may Aik ghar k baraymay phara tO Os k kO dekhnay k liayah rawanahOgaya par Ossay kia patah tha k akhbar may

ghar ka address galat dia hOWa hai subha 9bajay ka ghar Say nikla Or raat kO 10 bajay

Address par puhunChatO ghuSsay Say ganti par haath rakha Or zOr Say

dabaya par Ossay kia patah tha k ganti maycurrent hai haath OS ka ganti par hi Chupak gaya

Odar Malik Makan

Amreen jO hOror mOvie dekh rahi thi gabra gaiOr dartay dartay darwazay par aai darwazakhOla tO samnay Aik badsOorat jawan jis k

Saray baal kharay thay Munh dunwain ki waja say kala hOgaya tha naak Or

kaan Say bhi dunwan nikal raha tha kO Dekh karzOrdar Cheekh mari

Noor Ossay Churail Samaj kar Cheekhnay lagajab dOnO Cheekh Cheekh kar thak gayeh tO

Amreen nay dartay hOyeh kaha ggggg g aap kOkiS say milna hai

Noor : ( rOti hOyeh Shakal bana kar ) kia akhbarmay aap nay Add dia tha makan ka

Amreen : g han par wO tO inSanO k liyeh Add thaaap ki jaga tO QabriStan may hai

Noor : ghuSsay Say andi hOgai hO kia May inSanhOn kOi bhOot nahi

Amreen : ( herangi Say ) aCha par lagta tO nahihai aadhi raat kO eSsi Shakal may bhOot hi

aSakta hai khair iS waQt mujhe Sakht neendarahi hai Subha aana phir baat karengay

Noor kOch kehna hi Chah raha tha k dram SAydarwaza band hOgaya

Noor nay ghuSsa may ganti ki taraf haathbharaya lkn Current ka jhatka yaad agaya OR

Ota hOwa haath wapis kar k Chal dia



Next Day

Noor Subha New kapray pehan kar tayar shayarhO kar geraj ki taraf bhara Or apni Cycle nekalkar makan ki taraf rawana hOwa abhi aadhay

raStay may hi tha k Aik mOti Orat Say takragayaOR dram Say gir para Qismat ka karna Girra bhi

tO keeChar may ja kar girra

Orat ghuSsay Say bhOli Sharam nahi aathi darirakh kar takkhar martay hO

Noor nay jal kar kaha Ammi jaan yeh Dari haikOi break nahi hai jO Cycle kO rOkh deta harOrat ki tarah wO bhi badtameez keh kar Chal

pari

Noor Ossay baduain deta hOwa Chal pharaaakhir kar puhunch hi gaya Or iS baar ganti k

bajayeh darwazay kO peetnay laga

Amreen nay darwaza khOla tO nOor kO iS haalmay dekh kar kaha tum jOker hO kia rOz New

New Shakal bana kar ajatay hO

Noor : jab Say aap Say milla hOn tab Say yeh haalhOraha hai makan jaldi dedO warna Aik dO din

may mera janaza Ot jayah ga

Amreen jO pehlay hi buhut tang thi jaldi Saykaha khair ghar to ji mila hi samjhen lkn merikOch Shartain hain wO agar manzOor hai tO

muhje kOi eteraz nahi hai

Noor : batawO g kia Shartain hai aap nay haankardain tO aaSman Say Chand taray tOr lawOn

Amreen : maSkhara pan mat karO Or Gor SaysunO

ye jO fursh pe jo tiles lagi hain ye mere abba kezamane ki hain inper aap chal nahi sakte kahi

ganday na ho jayeye pani ka nal meri marhoon amma ki nishani

hai ise aap use nahi ker sakte yeh bartan meray abba ka hai is may aap pani

nahipee Saktay



biStar meri prdadi ka hai is par aap late nahiSaktay

panka meray ChaCha nay gift dia tha is kO aapChala nahi Saktay

baki aap iS ghar kO apna hi ghr Samjay karayamay aap Say buhut hi kam lOonga Sirf 10'000

rupay

Noor yeh Sab sOn kar buhut pareshan hOwa Or dil hi dil may kehnay laga ya Allah yeh kia

majra hai pehlay tO kOi makan nahi mil rha thaab milla bhi tO yeh namOona milla hai jiS may

kiSsi Cheez kO haath lagana bhi gunah hai Or Saath hi Saath wO khuSh bhi tha kiOn k Os ki

malik makan aik jawan khubsOorat larki thi Noor nay ghuSsay may kaha madam tum nayhumay kia samja howa hai pani k bartan may

pani nahi pionga to kia barish ka intezar karongak kab wo barSay or may munh khol kar pani pion

raat ko bistar par nahi sowonga to kiaChimkadar ki tarah darakht par ulta latak kar sO

jawOn agar tiles par pawon nahi rahonga to kia supar

man ki tarah Orna seekhlon lagta hai tumhara Aik nat dheela hai khOd hi

sOchO yeh keSay mumkin hai

Amreen : dekhO mera demagh kharab mat karO mujhe nahi patah meri agar yeh shart manzOor

hai tO tum apna Saman andar le aawO warnajawO kahin Or jawO

Noor ( dil hi dil may soch raha tha ) yaar nooragar yahan Say gaya tO 2 nukhSan hai aik tOghar haath Sy jayeh ga Or dOosra eSsi baChi

kahin nahi millay gi kOch kar dada warnapaShtayeh ga

Noor : aCha theek hai mujhe tumhari Shartainmanzoor hai par meri kOch Advice hai wO maan

lO

Amreen : ( dil hi dil may sOchtay hOyeh ) shakaltO ajeeb Si hai patah nahi Advice kesi dega

manhOos kahin ka keSay kuttay ki tarah dekhraha hai jesay abhi kha jayeh ga mujhe



Amreen : haan kahO kia Advice hai

Noor : dekO madam Sab Say pehlay tO aap tilespar Qaleen beChaday pankay ki jaga AC laga dain

Charpai ki jaga Sofa rakhdain Or bartan kO hata kar wahan water collar

rakhdain is tarah aap ki BuzurgO ki cheezay bachjayeg gi meray haath laganay Say wO kharab

nahi hOgi

Amreen : abhay gadday tOo ShehZada Saleemhai jO teray liyeh Qaleen bechaOn Or yeh bata

teray baap nay meray liyeh kOnsi jaidad ChOorihai

jO teray liyeh AC or water Collar ka bandObastkarOn 10 Saal

say may nay kabhi thanda pani nahi pia teray 1meehnay k liyeh may water collar lekar awOn

agar inSan ki shakal aChi na hO tO kam say kambatain tO achi karlay

Noor barbaratay hOyeh kehnay laga Shakal tOObama Say nahi milti par jiS tarah k Bom yeh

gira rahi hai eSsay Bom tO Amerca nay Afganistan par bhi

nahi girayeh thay

Amreen : ghuSsay say kia bakwaS kar rahay hO

Noor jO k kafi Dair Say galian bardaSht kar rahatha ghuSsay may kOch kehnay wala hi tha k

aChanak Amreen ka parOsi Tari puhunch gaya

Tari : kia hai abhay Akheli larki dekh kar line marraha hai

Noor Amreen Say ab yeh kOn hai tumhara bhai

Tari : may sab gareebO ka bhai hOn iS ghar maykOi mard nahi hai Akheli larki kO phanSa rahay

hO

Noor : tum kOn hO yeh Sab kehnay walay yehmera ghar hOgaya hai may yahan kal Say rehnay

araha hOn



Amreen : array abhi tO may nay ghar dia hi nahihai eSsay keSay Rehnay arahay hO

Noor keSay nahi dOgi iS k liyeh may ZameenaSman Aik kardOnga yeh tumhara namOona

parOsi bhi mujhe rOkh nahi Sakta

Amreen ghuSsay Say tO phir mera bhi faiSlasunlO yeh ghar may tumhay kabhi nahi dOngi

jawO dafa hO jawO

Noor ka ghuSsa Thanda hOwa tO khayal aaya kwO buhut kOch bOl gaya hai fOran Tari kO

ghuSsa may kaha tum jeSay bewaQoof parOsi kiwaja Say yeh ghar yOndi para rahay ga

may tO Sirf in kO kaChway Or khargOsh kikahani Suna raha tha tum fazOol may beech may

khOod gayeh tum jawO yar mujhe baat karnaydO Or

( Amreen kO maSka lagatay hOyeh kehnay laga )Madam may buhut badtameezi Say paish aaya

na buhut bura kia may nay yeh lO meri taraf Sayyeh paan khalO narazgi khatam karlO

Amreen : may nay abhi tak paan Chabana Shurunahi kia haan khOon ZarOor peeti hOn

Noor : array aap tO ghuSsa kar gai may tOmazaQ kar raha tha aap k parOsi kO dekh kar

patah nahi mujhe kia hOgayadekhay aap jawan hain haSeen hain Or Sab Sy

bari baat aap akhelay Rehti hai aap kOkarayedar k Saath Saath Aik aChay

inSan ki bhi zarOorat hai karayedar tO buhut miljayeh gain par meri tarah haSeen Smart Or aCha

inSan nahi millay ga aap kObaki kOch may aap ki Shartain maan leta hOn

par aap bhi apni ( fazOol Or bakwaS Dil may kaha) Shartain khatam kardain

aap Chahain tO apni Cheezain hata dain may in kbagair bhi guzara karlOnga

Amreen nay sOcha baat tO Sahi kahi hai kehnaylagi theek hai mujhe SOchnay ka waQt dain may

aap kO sOch kar batawOngi



Noor : theek hai tum sOchO may zara haathmunh dOlOn agar tumhari ijazat hO tO

Amreen : haan dhO lO par kOi Cheez jaib may nadal lena

Noor andar Say tayar hO kar nikla tO Amreen kOpehli baar kafi aCha laga Amreen Noor kO

dekhay jarahi thi

Noor : Medam eSsay na dekhO mujhe kOch kOchhOta hai

Amreen tOra gabrai Or kaha Oyeh ziada khuShmat hO Tumhari Shakal itni pyari nahi hai k iS

kO dekha jayeh ChallO kaam ki baat karO

Noor : Medam hum gareebO kO bhi tOra khuShhOnay dO aCha Challay batayeh aap nay kia

faiSla kia hai

Amreen : abhi tO may nay sOcha nahi hai sOchrahi hOn

Noor : May nay aap ka haath tO nahi mangaMakan manga hai itna SOch kiOn rahi hai aap

Amreen : aik baat batawO tum jab tak bakwaSna karO tumhara khana huzam nahi hOta kia ?

Noor : khana tO abhi khaya hi nahi hai SubhaSubha naShta kia tha khana tO aap ki taraf Say

hOga

Amreen : may nay kOi Zakat Center nahi khOlajawO rOad par beth jawO buhut Sara khana mil

jayeh ga

Noor nay sOcha yeh tO kahani lambi hOti jarahihai pharnay walay bhi bOre hOrahay hain behtar

hai ab kaam ki baat hi ki jayeh tO kaha Amreen g may Sirf Munh ka bura hOn Dil ka nahiaap mujhe Chand Din k liyeh makan dedain agarmujh may kOi khami nazar aayeh tO aap shOk

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makan ki Chabi wapiS lelena mera wada haikabhi aap kO meri waja Say takleef nahi hOgi

Amreen nay yeh suna Or thOra sa sOchnay k badkaha aCha theek hai 1 hafty k time par tumhay

makan dia agar kOi ghar bhar ki tO phirtum khOd zimedar hOgay

Or Aik baat Or tum dil k tO aChay hO manti hOnpar Munh k bhi itnay buray nahi hO Or Noor kO

Chabi dekar muskuratay hOyeh Challi gai

Noor nay Chabi li Or zOr ka nara lagayayahOooooooooooo hansi tO phanSi

2 characters play!Dialogues between a hajam(barber)

and a customer)!

AT BARBAR SHOPREDVIRUS = CUSTOMER (SHEEDA)AJ RAEES = BARBAR (MEEDA)the situation is k AJ RAEES = BARBAR (MEEDA) ki dukan pe uska ek dost

REDVIRUS = CUSTOMER (SHEEDA) ata hai jo hr bar AJ RAEES = BARBAR (MEEDA)

sy muft main shave or cutting karva k chala jata hai AJ RAEES =BARBAR (MEEDA)

ko bato main laga k aj b AJ RAEES ny apni dukan subha subha kholi to uska yahe

muftkhora dost a gya subha subha customer ban k............ nw jo dialouge huye

wo ye hain !

so here it is goes hope u will enjoi.........

MEEDA ny subha subha apni dukan kholi or subha subha us ka

pehla customer a gya SHEEDA..........

SHEEDA: (sheeshy main apni shakal dekhty huye) kinna sona

mainu rab ny bnaya g kary vekh da rava........

MEEDA: aby kya subha subha apni shakal dekh raha hai tu

chahy TAIZAAB sy b mu dho ly apna rang tera phir b saf ni

hona...........

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SHEEDA : or suna MEEDY kya hal hai tera kal raat b biwi sy

littar pary hain ya ghar sy bahir soya tha ..........

MEEDA: kyu meri biwi ka mazak uraty ho meri biwi ny to kal

meri bht khidmat ki sari raat meri tangain dubati rahe LAKRI

K DANDY SY........

SHEEDA: hahaha is ka matlb hai k kal raat tery ghar main

khoob dhool bajta raha hai......

MEEDA : ab kam ki bat kar ye fazzol tareefain na kar.

SHEEDA :yar aj date pe jana hai new setting k sath :x thora

cheekna kar dy k bacchi mjy dekhty sath he latto ho jaye

mjh pe...........

MEEDA : aby wo latto to ni mgr behosh zaror ho jaye gi tjy

dekh k..............

SHEEDA: kyu main itna khubsurat hoon kya?

MEEDA : tu itna ni bl k bht KHOOFSURAT hai.............

SHEEDA: MEEDY agr aisi batain kary ga to main phir

peechly bar ki trha tujy paisy ni doon ga

MEEDA: tu ny paisy diye he kab hain aj tk jab sy paida hua hai

udhar pe chal rha hai. =D>

SHEEDA: yahe to bary logo ki nishaniya hoti hain teri trha ni

JORU KA GHULAM ..........

MEEDA : aby SHEEDY main pehly bol raha hoon is bar main

paisy loon ga tjh sy shave k.........

SHEEDA : aby rota kyu hain tu meri shave kar main teri shave

kar doon ga hissab baraber { P)}

MEEDA :aby meri biwi ny nai jooti lyni hai........

SHEEDA : tjy marny k liye ? HA HA HA HA

MEEDA :aby us ny paisy mangy thy mjh sy bola hai aj shaam

tk na laye to ghar b mat ana

SHEEDA : tu fikar na kar bahir footpath pe so jana waisy b aj

kal raat ko mosam bht thanda ho jata hai........

MEEDA: tu mjy honsla mat dy paisy dy bs...........

SHEEDA: yar tu mjy cheekna to kar tery paisy b 1, 2 saal tk tjy

mil he jaye gy............ yar wo rang gora karny wali

safeed cream b laga dai zara c :h

MEEDHA : koi faida ni tera rang itna kala hai k wo cream b

kali ho jati hai tery mu pe lagany sy........ >

SHEEDA : tu mazak ura raha hai mera kya?

MEEDA :ni teri tareef kar raha hoon...... {(silly3)}

SHEEDA : acha acha phir theak hai.... {(silly)}

MEEDA : le ho gai teri shave ab jaib dheli kar..........

SHEEDA : tu b na MEEDY main isi wja sy apni kameez main

jaib ni rakta na jaib hogi na log jaib dheli karny ka bolain




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gy..........{ P)}

MEEDA : aby bhag yaha sy bukhy nangy muft main shave

karva jata hai hr bar..............

SHEEDA : tu hmesha bhaga dyta hai to shave to muft main he

hogi na acha ab wo thori cream he mal dy

MEEDA : aby bhag yaha sy jo khidmat meri hue na kal raat

biwi sy wo khidmat main teri kar dun ga ab.........

SHEEDA : aby tu to mjy aisy bhaga raha hai jaisy main ny teri

dhooti main pathakha chor diya ho............

MEEDA : ab bhag ja or dubara mat ana yaha pe jab tk k shave

na karvani ho............. lolx aj teri wja sy phir mjy ghar

sy bahir sona pary ga {()|eqd

SHEEDA : to biwi sy wo dandy wali khidmat karvany sy to

acha hai tm ghar sy bahir raho............

due to shortage of time i couldn't give it a length n make it more

funny...........

message for my partner i have done it !!! guyx u enjoi it!

Funny 2 characters play!

COnversation between a female doctor and a patient!

ASSALAMOALAIKUM

HOPEKEAAPSABKHAIRIATSEHONGE....MUJHEORNELLIKOJOTOPICDIYAGAYAHAIWODOCTOROR

PATIENTKAHAI.....

DOCTOR=NELLI

PATIENT=*STORM*

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STORMJOKEAIKSIMPLESAAADMIHAIOROSEYBOOLNEKIBEEMARIHAI..JODOOSRIBAARELAAJKE

LIYENELLIKEPAASAATAHAI...

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NELLI: tabiyat kaisi ha ab.

STORM: pehle se zayada kharab ha

NELLI : dawai khaa li thi

STORM: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

NELLI : I mean dawai lay li thi

STORM: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

NELLI: (thora ghusse se ) bewaqoof dawai pee lithi

STORM: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

nelli: idiot dawai ko pi liya tha

STORM: nahi doctor sahiba piliya to mujhe tha

NELLI: (ziada ghusse se ) dawa ko mun se laga kpet mein dala tha.

STORM: nahi

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NELLI: kyun

STORM: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle kodhakan laga k rakhna

mein thek to ho jaunga doctor sahiba.

NELLI : (apne aap se) UFFFFFFFFF kia museebathai ye..

Acha ye batao ke aaj kaise aana huwa.. ?

Storm doctor sahiba sar main dard hai.

Nelli. Kab se. ?

Storm bachpan se

Nelli to phir aaj ane ki kya khas wajeh huwi. ?

Storm. Qeh.

Nelli. Kis waqt. ?

Storm. Jab main 5 baras ka tha.

Nelli (ghusse se) to aaj q aye ho phir. ?

Storm.. pait main dard hai.




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Nelli.. kab shoro huwa ye dard ?

Storm.. jab main 7 saal ka tha.

Nelli to aaj dard kee shiddat ziada hai kia ?

Storm .. nai wo to teek ho gaya jab main 9 baraska tha

Nelli (ghusse se cheekhti huwi ) to phir aaj kiamasala hai jis ke liye aap hospital aye ho ?

Storm pata nai bhool gaya....

NELLI... (ghusse se) bell bajati hai bahar se shbata hai...

SHB.. ji madam...

NELLI... is pagal ko jaldi se bahar nikalo warnamain pagal ho jaongee....

Aqal na Hoye tey moujan hi moujan!

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@Mahen@FallenAngeL@ShyPrincess@whiteros@sabha_khan40@masoom_se_chahat@ChoCo@Abidi

aapsbamaysekisikbhiunicollegemaytablosyaplayhuyehonyaaapkpaasideahotooisthreadmayzarursharekariyega

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Suresismjekoiyaadayatozrooryahansharekrongi

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@Mahen @FallenAngeL @ShyPrincess @whiteros @sabha_khan40@masoom_se_chahat @ChoCo @Abidi

aap sba may se kisi k bhi uni college may tablos ya play huye honya aap k paas idea ho too is thread may zarur share kariyega



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