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N0V281923 Or PA. LIBRARY

VOLUME XL—No. 52. PHILADELPHIA, WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 28. 1923 PRICE THREE CENT*

ARRANGEMENTS COMPLETE FOR i HISTORIC JUNIOR PROMENADE

Weightman Hall Will Be Transformed Into Forest Scene on Night

Of Traditional Dance

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TICKETS ON SALE AT DOOR

Zez Confrey »nd Charlie Kerr Furnish Continuous Music

For The Affair

Will

A. cording to members of the commit- tees in charge, everything has been done to make this year's Prom the best ever I'nder the direction of llabermehl wh> lias 8iipervis.il the decorations of sever- al class dances in the past, the gymnas- ium in Weightman Hall will be trans- formed into a lorest scene. This effect will bo secured by a unique arrangement of pictures and lights.

CORNELL FOOTBALL tlCKETS Students intending to sit in the

cheering lecilon for the Cornell gamt must present their regular student A. A. cards as well as the special ticket issued for '.lie Cornell game. Slu dents will M admitted only on the presentation or both A. A. card and ticket.

ERNKST If. ro/.KNS. (iraduate Manager

MUSICAL CLUB DEBUT TONIGHT

MUSICAL CLUB All in -mtxTS of the Glee ( lub ami

Symphony Orchestra must be dres- • il and on the Mage Of lil( AcadtOTJ of Music by 7:80. Important niheu sal.

SUSPEND FIRST YEAR DORM MEN

FRESHMEN DISCUSS PETITION TO UNDERGRADUATE COUNCIL

A length; discussion tu held lasl night al the freshman Smoker In th - Houston Club over the consequences i i suiting from the Sundav niglil row hot loiul. Several motions were Introduced by members if the class tO empower tin repreaentatitves of the freshman dorm) tOTies to draw l.O and nresent a petition to the l'ndergraduate Council.

The mi i tin/, was opened with songs and cheers followed by a speech on class

GRIDMEN REST AT SEAVIEW CLUB Coach Young Sends Squad Through

Light Practice Upon Arrival At Seashore

DERN CALLS SIGNALS FOR VARSITY

Freshman Residents of E. F. Smith and Wilson Banned for Taking Part

In Recent Disturbance

(By Special Correspondent! Absecon. N. J.. Nov. 27. -With only

spirit from -lie temporary president cf two days of practice before the Cornell jthe class. Thomas W. shallcross, 3d game, Coach Young has cut down on Later on Dr. Pennlmun. Provost of th< the strenuous work for the Varsity I'nlversity. gave an interesting talk, n 8Quad. Most i.f the work will consist or terapened with rare bits of humor, on si,ui| praetiee In the form of signal drills the subject of classes and loyalty to tlia Bm| blackboard talks. University.

DECISION EFFECTIVE DECEMBER I

At a meeting of the

Dormitory Qw eminent Council of Up-

hold Monday

II,. music .ill be the best that coukl ('""1.1 Concert of Year to be Held by ,"*'" »»«■ following resolution was unan

I. proeurod. Zez Confrey. famous for his composition of "Kitten on the Keys" noil "Stumbling" Is" bringing his popular ten-piece orchestra down from Ne«v York. In addition to the song hits al- ready mentioned above Mr. Confrey has ■ ompooed i

Orchestra and Glee Club at Academy of Music

Imously passed:

iiv aetlon of tin- Dormitory Council

DANCE WILL FEATURE PROGRAM the freshman residents Of K f. Smith and Wilson Houses and Hie followin

Philadelphia newspaper UTU.C. an '"""• "' M A'°WbaWC "K,M'"' " number of sparkling melo- deeply Interested In the outeom tbo Turner. Carl Bruckenfeld. B. A. Btueh

Immediately upon their arrival at the Seaview Club, the men donned their uni- forms and ran through a short snappj signal drill. Piloted by Dern. they reel- ed off play uter play with speed and precision.

This evening Coach Young has plan- ned to hold a long blackboard talk. He wishes to impr.-ss upon the minds of all

Stewart Sends Squad Through Strenuouc „|(, „„.,„,,,.,.„ ,.. „„. u.am the right thing

B00TERS HOLD FINAL PRACTICE

Drilling in Preparation For

Tomorrow's Tilt

dies which he will play for the Timer Musical Club concert a) the Academy ol net and w. deAnqulnos, are suspended Blty men. Ui.irlie Kerr. of radio fame MUM, tomorrow ninht as it Is Claimed [rom r-sul.-n.• ■• in the dormitories. Thin

FEAR MEN ARE OVERCONFIDENT

will DO there in person with his St. thai this year's club is superior to the James Hotel orchestra, This orchestra one ol last . ear. The manager ol th needs no Introduction to University slu Philadelphia Orchestra, Mr. Judson, was dents, Mr Kerr baa composed ■ dance greatl) Impressed with the showings at melody from Pennsylvania songs and the rehearsals. the committee nnejrti this number to The concert will be attended by man> make a big hit. prominent Philadelphlans who will oc-

A three-course dinner has I n at cupy their regular boxes, whlli- many ranged for and win be served by Caterer boxes will he gaily decorated with flagv Arthur Laws. Tin- dinnei wl.l be set-veil j,nn bunting by the fraternities that travi in the crew :.nd wrestling rooms be- reserved them. The entire house lias tween 12:30 and 3 A. M. been sold With tIf SgCepUOD Of ■ few

The supply -if tickets is limited anil seats that are held at the BOOT for late those Who BOS niplate pun basing them purchasers, are advised to do so at once. They may , Immediately after the concert an of-

to do and When to do It. Coach Gastou Will also give a short talk, upon the play ol the Hii" against Cornell

The Varsity lined up in the signa'- drill todaj wl b Stephens and Westgate at the ends; Dewhlrst and Sutherland, r.i the taekies. Coleman and Kauffman. intent on i untlnulng lu vli ">i

march along1 the path to the ultimate guards; Adhmt, center; and Hern. Mc- champlonahlp tl the Intercollegiali Ues 0»w, Thomas and Wittmer in the bank

guo, lit' Varsity Soccer team will t tl:- field. Siirri-ns'.ti, who has made ■ rapid rise from the scrubs to the Varsity this

action will take effect al * o'clock, P.

If., Tuesday. December i On Mondaj svi ning, Hei. .nil. r :i. at 7 P. U. In the

Mask and Wig lloriiuti.r\ clttbroom tl

council will II to bear the case of aay

of the above mentioned who" can show canse why this sentence should not be enforced upon him. This action was taken as , result of the rioting which ■•«* "' ""' ' formidable Opposition to ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ R|m ^ ^^ occurred on Sunday night. the undefeated hooters of the Red and ,n wllir|| Kra,1K Dewhlrsl will be seen

Tie above action has the ratification Bine. jn ,|1(, opening lineup. Hill Coleman of the Parietal Commit and hence is In view of 'lie rather indifferent gam. .im| Sl,,.,-,.ns<„, wi|l stay Hie first game final. The Dormitory Council also wert the team exhlhwcd aginst Princeton last <)f y,eJr ,.:l|.,.,.lS tor ,|„. |t,.,| and Blue. on record as cpprovlng heartily the ae Saturday. Coach Stewart has been work- .

the field against Cornell on th. River s(,agon ]afpr ,.,,pla<.prt Wittmer in th« Field tomoriiev morning at 11 o'clock. jrjn. Wittmer will he in the hackfiold Although not . prominent contender for which faces th- Wg Red combination, if the title, th- Big Red combinaUon is .-, Trainer Robertson feels thai his ankle

be obtained fro. members of the com-]fu-ia. picture of all the participants will - «-wo a* , ,0,0 = .... —j^—.™- ^

mlttee or at Beaaton". Oullford s or he taken. Following there w,,l beJ, l^J^J^^SS!^ Coopera drilling the s,„ad. and attempting .0 .mtnmys. The price Is S8 per couple or (lan,,. ,„ lho fover of the Academy which : "J"^™ "m"n r„nle(Iv „,.. ,l,,,.,,s The most serious 15 for stags. Tickets may be obtained will last until 2 o'clock. The mus c "*«* ommiup .

DOBIE'S TEAM READY FOR RED AND BLUE

at the door. The juniors are expected to turn out

in full force tomorrow for the annual football classic with Cornell. A spec ill 1 -ition of the Stadium has been reser» ved for them over which the class fla£ will fly.

We've Got to Beat Cornell GOLDEN RULE DAY

OBSERVED SUNDAY

December 2 will be celebrated thl.i

year as International Colden Rule Sun-

day. On this day thousands of peopl-i in Europe and America will eat a dinner as simple as that which Is served to the orphans in the missions in the .4ear Kast. The monev thus saved is to ba contributed M the Near East Relief Fund.

"Thousands of Turkish and Armenian children have been left homeless and destitute by he Great War," says thf report of the Near F.ast Association. "The Associatiin is feeding great num- bers Of these unfortunates every da>. but money is needed to carry on the work. A very small amount of money will feed a child for a long time, and a little self denial will mean a great deal Of comfort for one of these children.'

President Coolidge has endorsed the idea of a "gol.len rule meal." likewise have the Rotarv Club and the Phllad.-I phia Chamber 01 Commerce. Oscar, the famous cook of the Waldorf-Astoria, has prepared a simple menu for the dinne .

FRESHMAN REGULATIONS

will be rendered bv Frank Winegar

and his Pennsvlvanlans. There is ^reat anticipation aa to the

outcome of he concert as the men in charge believe that the club's repuiatio.i

will depend upon their success. Con-

certs will be held periodically from now

on and starting February the 14th the

club will travel to manv other cities t 1 perform.

POSTPONE FOURTH OF TRIAL MAT CONTESTS

Broadcast Results Of Thanksgiving Game

All freshman regulations will be sus- pended from I P. M. today until 6 A. M. Monday, December 3. 1923.

SONG LEADERS

Song leaders report at 12:30 in th. Auditorium of Houston Hall on Thurs- day. November 29. A very Important rehearsal will be held prior to the foot- ball game so It Is essential that every- one be present.

ERRATUM The Pennsvlvan'an wishes to correct

the stateemnt made on Saturday re- garding the freshman soccer captaincy William F. MicDonald was elected cap- tain rather -ban Ruswell as was an

Bounced.

The Dormitory Council wishes to warn -drawback Is tnr irregular play of the all residents of ihe dormitories that the j forwards. At the crucial moments in dormitory government rules will lie the Tiger tilt they failed to exhibit their strictly enforced during the entire year, usual dash and coordination. All further violations will he handled in After having hung up such an untar the same way. nished record r.o far this season. Coach

Stewart fears the team is beginning to become overconfident. He fully realizes the dangers of the heavy rushing method of play that is employed by Cornell. He is also ratln-r anxious concerning Un- decided slump the halfback line seems

Preparations are being made to broad to have taken, ar.d with the assistance of cast the Penn-Cornell game play by play Coach Could ii doing his best to Iron from four of 'he most powerful stations out the irreg.ii,,rltles with streniiou.- In the Kast. WIT will send out llorractice. ■core Cram Philadelphia. General Blec- While the Varsity is playing Cornell,

TH-.l wrestlin- bouts whieh w, re trie will ilis.ei.iinaie the news from the second to.,,,, will clash with the ,„ Schiiectadv. while VVKAK will broHilia:! formidable Philadelphia Hods at St. Mai

s.heduled for this afternoon haw- neon ^ ,,|.|>s s<mullaiuouslv from N-w V01 k tins. On Saturday they will meet the postponed until after the holidays. The-e ^ Washington, l». C. With this hat Philadelphia Whites on the sane matches Will'he the fourth of a serit n u.ry n,e whole Inite.l States will b grounds. The third loam will play thi of trvouts for positions on the team, .bombard-d. Princeton club hooters on River Field

' .. . .„ Ka.,„ „, .„- lhJ As Thursday Is a national holnla . H. and the freshmen will journey tC r„a,l, Mason, who has hem ill for the ^ ^ „„,„„, Hll, „„ „,„„ . RottStOWg for their annual game with past ten days, expects to return in time .^^ ^ a,ln()spnprP wU1 ,„. nnosnallj Hill school of tin same day.

to direct the trials, clear. It Is hoped that I long distam I The novice tournaments which bsv. record will be established and people

been eagerly awaited will he held during from all over the country who receive the first two weeks In December. A ">" news are ask*, to notify the sending

medal will be awarded to the winner in ; 1VniUiV,vania „„,, rnrn,,|| „,,„„,-, each of the several classes and second ,.|ut)s „n ov,.r America will tune in am!

HOCKEY MANAGERIAL COMPETITION OPENS

Managerial rnndidaios for the ice hoc- key team will hold a mooting next Mot,

Oil Dobie's eleven, which he will bring to Franklin Field tomorrow, has made an enviable lecord during the last two seasons. They have not been defeated

since the Pennsylvania game in 1920, ;u winch the Red and Itlue triumphed by j, iS-o score.

The Cornell team plays a sterling all- around gam-. Their most consistent giound gainer is an off-tackle play from a kick formation, which was made fan1

ous by Kddle Haw, captain of last se' lion's team. They also possess a thr-i toning aerial attack, which was evi denoed in the Colgate game when the Ithacans completed eighteen forwai i passes out of thirty-five attempts.

In Pfann. the Big Red team has a man who. by bis play this season has been making a strong bid for All-Amerlcaa honors. His o!f-tackle dashes are one, 'of Cornell's 'lest ground gainers. Ram- 'sey and Cassidy have also been starring in the hackfiold this season, hut are not so flashy as l'tann.

Siinilstroin is the only lineman who faced Pennsylvania last year, hut th*'- Pig Roil tactician has welded a line which is heavv and fast. The offensive power of the Hne is more noteworthy than its play on the defense. '

The team will probably lineup against Pennsylvania with Henderson and

Kneen at the eu'ls; Sundstrom and Kear- ney at tackles: Berean and Morris, guards. Affeld, center: I'fann, quarter- back: Patterson and Ramsey, halfback* and Cassidy at the fullback post Corne'i will have its lull strength available against the Red and Blue, tomorrow. Henderson an.l Sundstrom have been on

place men will he similarly rewarded. the members will listen to the returns. |(]ay afternoon at 5 o'clock at the Sigma the injured Ms', but. although they have Several football men are expected to'In some club houses grldgraphs ha-. •) | Alpha Kpsilon fraternity bouse, 390s not participate.! in any stiff scrimmage.

report for the wrestling team in the nearjbeen Installed so that every play may spnl(1. sir..„i. future. Poss Miller, an assistant grid be followed a moment after it bus be -n |f„r thP i-omlm „„„„*.«. iho t'niversitv. and Kauffman. 1 made on Franklin Field. an,| preparatl enaih at the I'nlversity, and Kauffman. made on Franklln Field, one of Coach ^ oung's warriors, will try for positions on the grappling squad Last year K niffman alternated in the heavyweight livlslon.

At this gathering plan-, they an- expoited to start. nc season will be dlscussc

rations made for the team HOLD HOLIDAY SERVICES AT CHURCH OF TRANSFIGURATIOfl

BETA GAMMA SIGMA

Kdward Biberman Arthur O. Ceelv Herbert i.. C.rnehn Cordon B. Hattersley William F. Leopold

Every large motion picture concern r„iiy the following day. which releases news reels is going to j Cordon B. Hattersley. '24Wh.. inana have a representative on the field and g,,r „f n,e team, requests any one wish- Special Thanksgiving services will he an effort will be made to show the films ||nR lo , „,,.,. the race to report at the held at 10 o'clock Thursday morning in at Philadelphia theatres Thursday eva meeting Monday. The Ice hockey man the Church of the Transfiguration at ning. 'agerlal competition is practically attrac Thirty-fourth and Woodland avenue. tive in that the season is short and the Songs, prayers and brevity will be the

Approved Organizations ! practices are limited to two or three a features. The following organizations have botn |week. Several trips are also taken by The Rev. John (Jack) Hart will give

added to the "approved list" by the Com- mittee on Welfare: Darby Dental Soc- iety and Lehlgh-Northampton Club.

F.llWARD W. MADKIRA. Assistant to the Vice Provost

the team each year. a short talk in keeping with the day as Assistant managers will ne cnosen n will Patrick M. Malin. '24Wh. All stu-

March. The selections will be based dents of the I'niversity are cordially In- solely on punctuality and ability in vited to att-nd hi' - Chanksglving wor- eovering assignments. ship.

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PAGE TWO THE PENNSYLVANIA^ WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 28, 1923

PENN WILL BEAT CORNELL and the boys will beat the high cost of Thanksgiving dinner by

taking their friends to dine at Ernie Allen's

.*. Menu /. Celery Relishes Olives

Genuine Chicken Soup Roast Stuffed Turkey Cranberry Sauce

or Roast Long Island Duck Apple Sauce

Asparagus on Toast Creamed Green Peas

Candied Sweet Potatoes Home-made Hot Mince or Pumpkin Pie

or Ice Cream with Cake Coffee. Tea or Milk

Served at One Doller per Dinner from Noon Until 7.30 P. M. at

ERNIE ALLEN'S Cafeteria and Grill

Formerly Dutch Kitchen

3337 Woodland Avenue

Beastons 3701 Spruce St. Opp. Dorms.

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Calf. Wall Calf :md various otlier leathers. Prices

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■ ■ NOTICES §

!■■■■■■■■■■* SPORTS

Basketball,Freshmen—No practice for

rest of week. Freshman Wrestlers—Report at wreM ling room between 5 and S P. M. daily. Freuhruan coach present only after f> P. M.

Varsity Soccer—Following men report at 1 A. M. tomorrow morning at soccer lockers In Walghtoian Hall: Anderson cast I.', Pancoasl. Hobson. Schuler, Mr I.aughlin, Downs, Stewart. Boos, Ather- ton, l.ingleba'-h Uld Hrandschain.

Junior Varsity Soccer—Following men report at Waal Philadelphia Station at 9:U5 Saturday morning for trip to St Martins: Richmond, Liang. Bteohonae, Campbell.McDonald. Child. Meader. Sen- sanlg, Walton, Qantla and Dougherty.

Soccer—Following report at gym at I o'clock Saturday lor Princeton olnb game: CaUahun, Patton, Wallace, i la, child. Brandy, WaJdmao, Rataer, Calder, Nemls, Norton, Buchanan and Rita.

CLUBS Central Hign Club— UMI lag i" Hou.x-

tonClub al l :$fl today. UNIVERSITY

Student Employment Bureau— The Student Kmploymenl Hureau has many openings for sudents to serve as sales men. Detailed Information concerning these can he obtained by applying at the Stndanl EmploymaBl Bureau office, Room 2 Houston Hull.

Sight Singing Class—Sight Singing i laaaat aN being held every Wednesday ,,i : In Houston Ball Music Room for those interested in tilee Club work or voice improvement

R. o. T. 0 '■afamhara of athletic teams whose aaaatm has closed will be aeoapt* ..I tor anrolln* ni in tha R O. T. C. up to Norambar M, and wtO he given credit tor military training requirements up to . that date.

Band—Very Important that all nun meal in Houston Hall at l o'eloeb sharp for Cornell game.

Christian Association—Men Interested in civic problems are invited to meet with Mr How at 1 o'clock today in (h«) reading room Of the C. A. building. Those who have already signed up are also requested to be present.

MISCELLANEOUS Students" Ward—Warren Thomas. '24

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AlthoiiKh not possessing ax brilliant a

record at Pennsylvania's undefeated combination, "oach Rowlf's Big Bad BOi on taasi is adjudged by devotees of the sport as helm; perfectly capable of sc curing a planing position in the Inter- collegiate League. That they represent an obstacle in Pennsylvania's path SYOrj bit as formidable as Princeton presented Is clearly illustrated by the Cornell- Princeton contest which ended In u

I fiercely fought 2-2 deadlock, When Coach How If began work on the

■quad in September, ha was present-'i with the difficult problem of developlf Bra new men to replace the missing II.Iits that a new season left in his vet eran machine. Just how well he ha. succeeded Is dearly shown by the, show ing his team has made so far this sea son.

The Syracus? eleven was defeated. 3-2. I by a second 1 alf rally that displayed | power on the effense and defense. Col I gate, however, managed to lower the colors of the Red and White by a 30 count. In the Pilnceton clash, two extra twenty-five minute periods failed -o break the 2-2 deadlock. Harvard wts next In order, defeating Cornell In i close game, with a score of 2 1, Yale was tied 2-2. end Haverford took tho honors in a close game that ended In a 1-0 count.

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WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 28, 1923 THE PENNSYLVANIAN PAGE THREE

BEFORE OR AFTER THE

Penn - Cornell Game HAVE YOUR

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SPOTLIGHTS ON FOOTLIGHTS

Continued from Page Three

their fine presentation. Wade Booth makes his initial appear

ance in vaudeville here and he is well received with his clever variety ot songs. Mr. Hooth lias a voice of excellent qual- ity. At the piano l.nm-.. Best ably as sists.

Another comedy Ml presented by Lou Clayton and Cliff Kdwarda certainly gets away big. Russel and Pieice score heavily with their dancing act. An ani- mal act conducted by Ellen Octavlo was quite original ind a bicycle act by th<. McDonald Trio is very clever also. The customary pictures conclude a ver> pleasing bill.

I. E. P.

MANY BOXHOLDERS AT MUSICAL CLUB OPENING

The following names are those of bo> holders at the Academy of Music on th.- occasion of the annual concert tonight ol the Cnlverslty dee Club and Symphony Orchestra:

William 0. Moore, Directors of Acad- emy, Dr. Matthews. Mr. Van den Beemt. Cnlverslty officials, (ieorge H. Frailer. Mr. Arthur L> Church, Mr. John (inb- bel, Mr. James Francis Cook, Mr. Wil- liam Otto MIH«sr. Mr. Theodore Hresser. Mr Joseph W. Shannon. Mr. Howard C. PoMa, Mrl Henry 1). Moore. Mr. F. Corlles Morgan. Mr. J. Hartley Merric.li Vice Provost: Mr. Edward W. Bok. Mr. Edward W. Madeira. Dr. J. H. Pennlman Mr. Owen J. Roberts. Mr. Carl N. Mai tin, Hon. John B. Oest, Mr. H. K. Cort- right, Mr David Halstead. Mrs. tieorge E. Nitxsche. Miss Mary E. Converse, Col. John S. Muckle. Mr. Malcolm 1. Davis.

Balcony: Phi Delta Theta, Kappa Al- pha Phi, Josepn E. Archer. W. S. Eichel- berger, Mr Charles Day. Mr. S. E. Hut chlnson. Miss Ixiulse H. Snowden. Allen B. Gould (Buffalol. Delta Cpsllon. Theta Delia Chi. Be'a Theta Pi. Alpha Sigma Phi Phi Gamma Delta and Acacia.

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We've GOT to BEAT Cornell • • •

The campus restaurants are making plans for an elab- orate Thanksgiving. The White House has ordered twelve chickens which will be converted into one hundred and forty- five turkey dinners.

• • • We've GOT Ki BEAT • OTOSlI

• ■ *

"THRILLER IN TAXICAB"—Ledger. That's the rule rather than tho exception.

s • s

W.'V. GOT to BEAT COTBSlI • • *

Blnce a number ol our reeenl luggeationi aaejn to hare been slightly appreciated we've decided to make another, this oni' In the Hand.

When the boys bars tlnlahad playing and are ready bo make the break for ths sideline teats, why not have the drum major give the command, "Band disband."

see We're GOT t.. BEAT Corai II

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1923

Night Editors of this Issue

OBOROE W. 8TBVKN8 OBORGK E PBTKR80N

"—AND WE ARE GOING TO" BTe GOT to BBAT Cornell" ii tin haul.-,,.. „r Penn-

sylvania tha student body, the team and the coaches. From river to elerated trains and Franklin rield to the Denui School, it is mi everj tontw Placards and banners blase 11 forth thai II ma) be Indelibly Imprinted on our minds, m.- reel ..r the slogan arises naturally In every individual, it Is gradually forming and will soon burs) forth. The tide ol sen Umenl Is slowl) rising tomorrow u breaks forth la all Its fury "We're GOT to BBAT Cornell AND WK AUK OOINU TO."

011 paper Cornell is un luestlonably rateu higher thou our Varsity. When pievious records quality ol play di

played to date and physical condition of men are eonslde; ed the Big Red team is decidedly superior Tills is advance dope. The "wice guys" have already pjokad Ih • winner of the Thanksgiving Day fracas.

Bui in the Pennsylvania Cornell game, past perform ames mean uolhlug. No matter how good Cornell Is; no

matter how poorly the Hed anil Hlue has shown in earlier games, the result Is always uncertain. Three years ago Cor- nell came dowu to Krauklin Field a big favorite. Thrte years ago Cornell went back to Ithaca on the sero end nt a 2S-0 score.

The answer? FIGHT good old PENNSYLVANIA FIGHT. The eulliu.siastn und determination, the faith and confidence o! the Whole t'niversiiy as epitomised in the eleven men on the field "Mike" Murphy knew this when

he coined his immortal sentence. The undergraduate bodj has grasped a true conception Of this good old light." The players who step on Franklin Fi'Id to oppose Cornell will be chock full of it. If Lou Young has anything to say and he does.

We've COT to BBA1 Cornell AND VVK AUK GOING TO.

That's Hi. spirit we want and that's tin- spirit well have. From Engineers to Dents that battleiry is heard The fac- ulty is quietly talking It over: even the women students shrill It to each other. A phychological effect? No. merely the "good old fight" reincarnuted. The whole I'niversily is eating, sleeping and talking it.

We've COT 10 BBAT Cornell AND WK AHK GOING TO.

"THE IRON HAND IN THE VELVET GLOVE"

One week ago last Monday at a dinner given those men

Who comprised the central governmental body of the Dormi-

tories, flee Provost Merrick Stated that the policy io lie fol-

lowed could best be summed up with the phrase -"The iron

hand in the velvet glove" On the Sunday following four

houses In the freshman group of dormitories staged a "row-

bottom." Which, according to well founded Information, was

instigated by the Freshman Cooperative Committee. The

Dndergraduate Council has properly dealt with this com mittee which came under its jurisdiction. The residents of the houses involved are being dealt with by the Dormitory government in the manner outlined on the front page of this laaue. •The iron hand In the reive! glove" has become an

actnalltj Vice Provoal Merrick was not manly attempting to amuse his listeners when lie coined the above phM

The action al outlined is Indeed drastic and it is well thai it is. Too long have the authorities oeali with dormi-

tory ruffians la ■ half-hearted mam. ■.-. Too long have dormi- tory matters gone from had to WOTH The time arrived

when such action was absolutely n ic< Mary.

No man can truthfully say that it is "spirit" which prompts men to heave bottles and refuse from darkened rooms, to be collected the following morning by nen who already have their Share Of work tO perform.

The authorities have stepped in and said "aucll actions should net .i.ntiniie." They have backed up their words

wiD action. Fair warning had been given-there can be BO kick on that count.

Certain members of the freshman class have undoubted ly been severely punished. It Is thov themselves who caused

It. That upper classmen have urged them on at the h-st hut mitigates their offense-THEY DID NOT HAVE TO LISTEN-they were told what not to do.

The newly-born dormitory government has proved kg mettle. It is now up to the fre-.hm.in class at large and tire Individuals directly affected, to show the "spirit" about

which they are so agitated. The .covernment has acted-it s up to the men to abide by Its decision in good spirt •

learn from their mistakes: Jnd come out of the moss bettor, for It.

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A JUNIOR'S THANKSGIVING K.lgnr Allen I net

short career, in college hi re Has nerer lei tha place on firs

Mj trades bar. I a >>i tloubtfnl ahadee Prom F to P and ran Ij higher

Still I've gone thus f„r along

Thanks mj lock] constellation! Prom narrow shaves my splrtt crarai

Lots ol mental relaxation

A sheepskin, i nay never see The though) ... c.'isiiin- Ireqawnl pain

iti.t .in.n i>eii though ti.ey label .lust watch me swing | Junior etna

1 swung with for chemistry

1 hai.h paaaad HM aecoad 11Ip Through drops of icy swei.t I ;,.-.■

The N that had me in her grip.

"But go the limit undismayed"

Will be the lines of my refrain "For though you never make the grade

You have at least your junior cane." • • e

We've GOT to BEAT Cornell • • e

Tomorrow we intend to put th<« boadcasting idea to the test by taking one of these pocket receiving sets to the game and trying to hear ourself cheer.

We're GOT to BE*.T Cornell • • •

Gil Dottie Ii inch a firm heii.ver in the efftcioac] ol scouts and ■OOUting that nix men ,.t 8ea«ll N even watili the boys when they play golf

U'.'ve GOT'IO'BE'AT Cornell a • e

Let's hope that ours will not be the line of least re sistance.

. . . W.'v.- GOT to BEAT Cornell

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Dignity Also a cane. A Junior Prom Without Champa jnr A maiden meek— Enough to make A Junior weak.

• • • We've GOT tO BEAT Cornell

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We've GOT to BEAT Cornell • • •

Should the Prom be all that ambitious juniors are crack- ing it up to be, some one could make his week's expenses by puting up s little stand in a convenient corner and selling umbrellas.

• • • We've GOT tO BEAT Cornell

• • • From all Indications the «lrl in the Normandle ad will

have bar hands full If she experts to handle the crowd that has arrepteri tier open date.

• e •

We've GOT to BEAT Cornell • • •

The freshman across the hall from us received a lette. from a dancing academy asking him, "How do you dancef Like the prompt, efficient boy ne is, he immediately wrote oack, "All right, how do you?"

• • • We've GOT to BEAT Cornell

• • • The business inananer of the lied and Blue regrets to

inform the lampn.s that the "No Bale" key on his ei.si, refit tar is practleally worn out

• • • We've GOT to BEAT Cornell

see Drink your highballs 'ere light falls. Do your cheering while you msy. 'Cause tomorrow you will borrow For bets you'll lose today. Both your Pfann man and brass band Will meet defeat today. 80. Cornell's flock, put your team in hock:

Your wealth will soon be Penn's.

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FORREST—THE CLINGING VINE. Youth, charming and effervescent,

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starring Pegf.y Wood. Youth—so se:

[dom found on tl •- stage and usually of such a dubious nature scatters criti- cism to the wu.ds in "The Clinging

Vine." It is the, basis 01 the show's su« -

cess. "The Clingli g Vine" il ;i thin! of light

r.ess. It tells of a business woman, i manufacturer of mixed paints in Oinahi\ who goes to New York. The subsequent'

| change in her nature to the dinging ivine type and the inevitable love affair ! constitute a pretty plot, simple enough but pleasing in its presentation.

1'eggy Wood, the one who clings, does inot liisappoli... Her attitude Is diffi- cult to understand; she hus a quiet emo |tiou :n her : ongs and lines that fits rather oddly to her character, but she is different, and being different Is being distinctive.

The cast and chorus are large. The girls are all voung -some shockingly so But they are enthuBlaalic and pretty The majority are blondes. The chorus men are somewhat insipid, but then, chorus men always appear so to the mas euline reviewer. Their singing counter acts all defects, however. Graceful dancing and popular music keep the au- dience constantly applauding.

One wonders during the performance if men really oo care for the clinging ^ine type in preference to the brainy, practical. common-Bonaical female. The ending of the play decides in favor of the happy medium, but the fact that the leading man foil in love with the cling ing vine at tirst cuuses speculation in one's mind. However, who cares? Thil- ls not a problem play; It is the moal pleasing musical comedy in town.

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Sam Forrest ,OM of the co-authors of Hi. play made a ittle curtain speech between the fust and second acts in which he tried to rectify any misunder standing in connection with it* morality. Any lesson which the authors intended the public to draw from this story of questionable characters and dope a I- diets was rather clouded To us the play teemed to bordt r on crude vulgarity rather that on risque morality.

The show was not without its good 'moments, however. Frank Thomas and Paul Nicholson did a very finished bit of stage business in their masculine a. tempt at dish washing Mr Thomas also successfully *hetted the audience's ap- petites by his realistiactly gluttonous at tack upon Miss Ryan's home-cooked dinner.

Our conclusion is that the cast could have chosen a much better medium In which to dlsplav their hlstronic abilities

H. W. I'.

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act also features Ida May Chadwick and the supporting cast includes the O'Neal sisters and Joe Donahue. With such a personnel there is no wonder that their offering is so well received. The sing- ing and dancing is exceptionally good, especially that of the O'Neal sisters. Miss Chadwick is certainly a corned; enne of rare ability, and we'll say that "Everything is All Right" In the whole act.

Howard Kyle's excellent acting puts across a well worked up drama called "The House at the Crossroad." He is supported by a very good cast and the act is well received.

A very clever dialogue by Harry Nor- wood and Alpha Hall furnishes the audi- ence repeated laughs. Miss Hall's abil- ity Is exceptional and much credit is due

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