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By Bobby Rio

14 years ago

Im telling youI never forget a face. I know you from somewhere Gabe was

saying.

She seemed to hate him. I mean really hate him.

And could you blame her

She ke!t trying to talk but he would "ust raise his voice and talk over her.

#iss #arch $%%& he blurted out.

'he vein in her forehead began !rotruding.

'hese eyes dont lie not these babies. I see something once and its locked in

there forever he went on in a slightly over animated way.

(hat She said without the slightest hint of a grin.

)ea* I can see the whole layout in my head you like +a,, your favorite movie

was Gone with the (ind )ou wanted to hel! under!rivileged kids am I right or

am I right

-e finally sto!!ed talking for a second. -e began looking her u! and down.

)ou are even more beautiful* now* in this bar in front of me com!letely

dressed

)ou better shut u! she glared at him.

I love it when you beg he said right back at her* com!letely unaffected by the

reaction she was giving him.


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I am not #iss #arch or #iss +anuary or whoever you think I am she said as she

gave him a !layful backhanded sla! across his chest.

(ould you kindly !lease refrain from any !hysical act that is not of erotic

nature. -e barked at her.

/lease* !lease* !lease go she said* but now with a hint of fondness.

-e starts walking backwards.

Im going to go now. 'here I go -es now about $0 feet from her. 'here I

go this is me going -e is now waving his hand. Goodbye.

Gabe and I walk over to the other side of the bar and take a seat at one of the

booths.

(as that girl really in /layboy I ask.

1ah* I think shes in my math class he said. 'hat whole 2/layboy thing was "ust

something I saw 3ruce (illis do once

(ay to make friends man that girl hates you. I said.

1o she doesnt he said. 3esides I was "ust establishing myself as a flirt. )ouve

got to 4uickly establish yourself as a flirt. 5nce a girl knows youre a flirt you can

get away with A1)'-I1G.

The Best Advice I Never Took

$6 years ago I was given some of the alltime best advice about how to get

girls but I was too young and na7ve to reali,e it.

1ow* years later* I want to !ass that advice along to you.

Youve got to !uick"y esta#"ish yourse"$ as a $"irt


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)ou see that first year of college8 Gabe had a much easier time with women than I

did. (hile I dont think he ever banged #iss #arch I know he did get in with

her circle of friends and Im certain he banged 4uite a few of them.

And this is because Gabe instinctively knew about

The Theory o$ %&'ectations

9et me ask you something

-ave you ever been around a girl who thought you were shy 5r boring 5r a

dork

:id you find yourself unconsciously acting out her e;!ectations

I know it ha!!ened to me all of the time.

I can be sort of 4uiet when I first meet someone. And if I sense that !erson has

!igeon holed me as the shy guy I find it much harder to break out other as!ects

of my !ersonality.

Its like I let their 2image of me sha!e how I act. And soon enough I become

the shy guy.

'his is the theory of e;!ectations.

To put this in simpler terms: 'he initial im!ression we make on someone*

dictates the rest of our interactions with them.

...So if the other !ersons first im!ression of you is that youre 24uiet or 2shy

youre going to find yourself acting reserved or inhibited to dis!lay your

!ersonality.

If their first im!ression of you is that youre 2friendly or 2nice youre going to

find yourself acting out the role of 2nice guy.

And if their first im!ression of you is that youre 2a flirt youre going to find

yourself acting fun and flirtatious.


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A Se"$ (u"$i""ing )ro'hecy

Definition: Positive or negative expectations about people that may affect a

person's behavior toward them in a manner that he or she (unknowingly) creates

situations in which those expectations are fulfilled.

3asically if a !erson thinks we are clever or stu!id or whatever* they will treat us

that way. If we are treated as if we are clever* stu!id or whatever* we will act* and

even become* this way. 'he !erson has thus had their !ro!hecy about us fulfilled

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