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Techno Blabber Game. Technology phrases Some are fake Guess which!. Tomcat Servlet Container. A Java web server framework. Technology Without An Interesting Name. TWAIN, Protocol to talk to image scanners. Recursive Click Vector. Completely Bogus. Compliments of Camie. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

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Techno Blabber Game

Technology phrasesSome are fakeGuess which!

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Tomcat Servlet Container

A Java web server framework

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Technology Without An Interesting Name

TWAIN, Protocol to talk to image scanners

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Recursive Click Vector

Completely Bogus. Compliments of Camie.

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Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line

ADSL, broadband over telephone

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Apache Rewrite Rule

A smart proxy that can rewrite URLs in amazing ways

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Attachment Packet Interface

ATAPI, Disk interface type

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General Protection Fault

A Windows Error Message. Commonly Blue Screen of Death

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Extensible Firmware Interface

Next generation of computer BIOS. Used in the new Intel Macs.

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Extended File Interchange Mode

A total fake

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Multipurpose Internet Mail Extension

MIME, specification for attachments in email

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Acyclic Depth First Traversal

Not real at all

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Personal Computer Memory Card International Association

PCMCIA, adapter cards for laptops

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Cross Site Socket Transfer

Entirely made up. Fiction.

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Cyclic Redundancy Check

CRC, a checksum to verify data transmissions

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Stratified Multi Pass Data Filter

A hoax, a sham, a flim flam

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Distributed Component Object Model

DCOM, a microsoft object programming model

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Remember…

We really sound like this to people sometimes

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Blackboard Nuts & Bolts

Blackboard Is UAA’s course management systemServicing UAA since Fall 2000Runs on Solaris Is a suite of programs working togetherReflects the banner SIS

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Factoids

1,000 of 4,000 courses every semester 700 faculty and 13,000 students using 4,000 unique visitors per day 150 people online at any given time A person logs in every 2 seconds 7 GB per day transferred over the net Data stored

250 GB files 25 GB database

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Architecture: A Helicopter View

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SnapShotting Banner

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Blackboard Dashboard

Stats every 10 minuteshttp://bb.uaa.alaska.edu/dashboard

Reports every weekhttps://bb6.uaa.alaska.edu/uaa/

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Conclusions

Callcenter is doing a great job with Blackboard! Emedia evolved training from introductory

material to advanced course design Blackboard has been very stable in the last year Have a statistic or reports idea? See Jim Big hardware and software upgrades coming

this Summer