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10 Ways the eMetrics Summit Will Not Torture You

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The eMetrics Summit is not like the others. Here are ten ways it's different.

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Why do you go to conferences?

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Why do you go to conferences?To learn?

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Why do you go to conferences?To learn?To become more effective?

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Why do you go to conferences?To learn?To become more effective?To meet experts and peers?

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Why do you go to conferences?To learn?To become more effective?To meet experts and peers?

Thought so

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That's why the eMetrics Summit does NOT have...

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Celebrity

Keynotes

1.

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We like to keep it realwith in-depth case studies from people like you who do real work:

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We also have lots of really smartconsultants who know what they are talking about

And that's just A through C

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OK, we admit it – this guy is something of a celebrity:

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But we definitely don't have ...

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Blue Booth Babes2.

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We have zero booth babes. Instead, we have extremely intelligent women (and men) who can explain the latest in analytics

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We also don't spend money on ...

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Rock & Roll

3.

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Sedate? Boring?No – we just prefer a quiet, intense, enlightening conversation over a sophisticated adult beverage and / or a good meal

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We won't waste your time with...

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Trust Falls4.

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... all others bring data

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Lackluster Exhibits5.We do not have

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Our Exhibit Hall brings togethervendors showing software and servicesfor attendees of these leading edge,co-located conferences:

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There's nothing lackluster here

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And in the Exhibit Hallyou won't find ...

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Cheesy prizes6.

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Cheesy prizes6.

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Cheesy prizes6.

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10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture YouWe want you to win something

you really want to win

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10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture YouWe want you to win something

you really want to win

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We will not torture you with...

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Boxed lunches7.

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The eMetrics Summit never,ever, ever had boxed lunches - Never will.

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We also don't believe in...

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Deadly Workshops8.

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We believe in focused networkingand take-away-filled roundtables

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There will be no...

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Useless content9.

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And we guarantee no ...

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Motivational Speakers10.

Yes you can !!

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Instead, we have hand-picked speakers, practitioners, consultants and experts

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Besides, you are already motivated

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Besides, you are already motivated to learn more

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Besides, you are already motivated to learn moreto do more

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Besides, you are already motivated to learn moreto do moreto meet more

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Besides, you are already motivated to learn moreto do moreto meet moreto become more

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Besides, you are already motivated to learn moreto do moreto meet moreto become more

The eMetrics Summit has been helping people do all that

since 2002

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There's only one thing missing...

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There's only one thing missing...

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