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SYNOPSIS
1 move Into theirbungalow 1300 down balance lame
tui renton Jaland Mr ColUrw-a neighbor calls beforo the househol-
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CHAPTER II Continued
Oh you little dear Lifting thethe box she pressed lie soft
coat to her cheeks Ive just beencrazy for a1 dog Dick and isnt it abeauty
Sho put It on the floor stooped andcalled Here Dick here DickThats what well name him wontwe fob
Honored beyond words said thedonor Why not Bob
No at his eyes Theyre blueJko ypnre Dick and hes so cun
nlngVripad9 bent down and patted the
WD tin glad she likes you oldtop since tberee such a resemblance
Better feed nlm Jane Bobsuggested j want JDlct to see the
den 8Q vrell prowl a whiletll dinner
Reynolds guest showed general en-
thusiasm over the progress of hisfftendiJ agricultural venture For angtdateur Reynolds had displayed skill8 well The space he bad
ttllofted tp his garden comprised about-n fourth of his haltacre lot This he
divided Into little rectangularJplpta about thirty feet deep and fit
wide Narrow pathsran betweene each could be cultivated and
v Without treading on the bedItself
You must Lave had some experttalpo here i-
Rbye a ore gardens
l ft oHitf Sol for others Tand tfq there li-
dlforAiai trwaient ptthfr ground In
jlplalk fertilizer Thats moderndayartalng IB Jpyj the way your da
TTOuld dp things it theytrying to raise beans and cab
cages You there Is system for4Iio little well as the capitalistilC jio yilV only take advantage of It
l1l bet you1get twice as much outof that garden as my friend Collinsdown and hes had two
start of medo But where-
In the wprliidld you find the time forjlTtth4 work youve put Into this
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eat much better tllad alotgood
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Flime potash bona and
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Got the sun and put In atMora breakfast The novelty
of the dge oft the toll amcaJpyed
they beard Jane calling them t-
p Where U jny namesake Dick In
f Asleep Jdtchen Tho lltthdear had pearly halt a pint of milland I guoee hes done for the night
THe evening you mean said BobJust watt till his digestive orgam
have had a chance got one ol
the cutest little soprano voices gotover and were In for plenty omidnight solos till he becomes acedmated Ive raised pups beford
So have I BOb their guest replied
and ope tBlng I know you mustnll
saiaet If tkey cry 1M them have
Very well itjiiM Thankslift lore Dick Jr shall wall li
peacef but I think the hen house wouldbo tar for his lungs
Jaae explalmedwaTed his napkin aloft Truce
tril e fiecrled with a laugh orblame myself for having brought
trouble to Elysium I return then 1nw
VUJ said Jane quicklyfclqje la jfpuTe wasting your
him t-
Jba pne ofv Her husband laughed fand alaiamcfc-
Jowjtrja the kitchen door Dog thyMure fi The queen has
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formed her husband and Dick was theculmination of heroic efforts to supplyher with tobacco coupons
hat It a dandy she asked andR makes perfectly tiDe coffee In twominutes
And Its a godsend Jane Dickswered for now I may smoke realtobacco For months Ive battled withMy Lady Nicotine In her vilest formsto find brands that furnished the mostgreen tickets You know my senti-ments concerning kings and princesbut 1 have quashed them and paidhomage to the rulers of tour thousandyears from the first Barneses to thelast George
Most noble sacrifice my dear Dickand please keep on Look I got acatalogue today For only twelvethousand coupons I can get a pianoand I need one badly
Holy smoke deliver me Bob mustrent one
What do you think of the shackDick asked Reynolds parryingLets help Jane clear the table and
then well take you on a tour of inspectlon
The Reynolds bungalow was one ofthose ingenious devices of a land compays art pretty and alluring butbuilt to sell at a large pronto The ex-
terior was attractive it not imposingThe lower half was stucco and the upper brownstained shingles The extending mansard root drooped lowover the veranda and gave a snugsquatty appearance to the wholeWithin it boasted no reception roomor hall The big living room ran thefull breadth of therliouaej and servedas a parlor library and1
On this the most pretentious efoorjts otthe builder had been spent On theside abutting the kitchen It had a eta
of erectthe entire wall wig paneled fiaTfrSray
with a similar wood a ash
t idi by doorr itch attempt hjtti been made
to have this conform to the re-
quirements of ia leavfogthe other servo as library Thelow windows with uniformsimplicity one on either side of thedoor and one at each end In the liv-
ing half of the room a window seatran from door to wall fluff combinaLion bookshelf and desk offset tho buffet of the other side This corner Janehad converted into a comfy
lounging place Pillows of herown making were scattered plentifullyalong the window seat and piled highat the end against the wall A littlecenter table laden with books maga-
zines and Bobs tobacco tray was Inreach and beside it a big morrischair and Janes smaller Here
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their evenings were spent Inreading aloud while Jane sewed orwith occasional of cribbage andpinochle
Diversions wore not plentiful and indeed there was little need of themBobs day In the city his long triphome the dinner his hour with hisgarden and Janes dally struggle withdomestic duties left little energy fornocturnal pastime An hour or twousually found them ready for thelittle room at the back which thoughdignified nominally as guests cham-
ber they had commandeered for sleeplag purposes themselves This roomand the kitchen with a bath betweendivided the space in back of the longliving room Here the builder hadrecompensed himself for such extrava-gances as were Indulged in in thefront the room was of barren elm
white walls a windowcloset and door to the bathroom withwoodwork of the cheapest spruce
The only access to the second storywas the stairway In the kitchen therewere two rooms there A long oneacross the front of the house but onaccountPf tho sloping roof much nar-
rower the one below and with-
a lower ceiling The other was above
the guest chamber while the spaceover the kitchen was left unfinished
for storeroom purposesSpace galore said Jieade ai ho
eyed these unused rooms Youmight take a boarder
us and leoj Dick I know one
we would be glad to have wouldnt-
we Janet her husband answeredCertainly Why doat you do It
Dick Just think what a help youdbe too
Sure Tom Sawyer herewould let me
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real good youd let me wash thedishes
Well Jd consider JtI anything better
Jane but you know akeeps rather strehubUB hours Some-times at midnight andsomeUme af tour In the morning Idhave to make a swim f I wantedto get across the bay at that hourI guess I am dopraed to the hall bedroom in Washington square
And tho little place on the cornerDick Dont omit that the placewhere they uncrown monarchs divideRockefellers millions and drown allsocial Ills In a flood ot amber andfoam Honest now whatyoure thinking of as much as theswim across the bay nut speaking-of corners were got one ourselvesTheres a little twoblocks down the street whod Just loveto talk Schopenhauer with you
No doubt Ill meet him Bob Illneed both philosophy and his mer-
chandise as a bracer for the returntrip
Youre not going back tonightDick Jane announced Stay and gowith Bob In the morning Why youllmiss half the fun of you dont haveone of our commuters breakfasts Upwith the birds you know Coffee androlls at fivethirty and eggsIt there are any thats the timewhen you get the true bucolic spirit-
A nqte of irony In her tone broughtBob with a start
No little rebel he exclaimed you
dont have to get up at fivethirty andyou know It I could fix that morn-
ing repast in two If youd letme
But I wont IU feel lying lusdme Fifth avenue beauty
with my husband puttering aroundwith a frying pin and coffee pot Nothank you The day sls long enoughwithout you as It
getting bearable It 1 tpchoosy Another husband I wouldntscratch socialists oft my eligible listat all It theres only one egg in themorning you it
Is that 8ltkefy contingencyAsk Bob Weve lots
for it for the past Week Its the season witch the maternal Instinct
the sense of domestic dutyin the hennery Of course there are
eggs to piece out with but they
dont countThey went downstairs anti Jane took
her embroidery while the mentempted fortuno at auction pinochlewith a third hand dead
Thats my favorite game Bob toldDick Jane and I nearly always play
wouliln likenewspaperman
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anait kind us think ot some vtsltor who doesnt come Callers arepretty scarce aronU they Jane
Yes but we make up In qualitywhat we lack la quantity Dick andMrs Collins
Flattered Im sure laughed DickWho Is the lady
s A Staten Island beauty youd justdote on A sort of a Titian futuristand so cultured Well have toher and the little Herr Host of the
around for dinner the next timeyou como
She put down her work and walked-
to Sob bestowing a goodnight kissYou men can sit up as late as you
want she said but nine oclock Is
Cinderellas hour forme Good nightpick Remember the egg and get upwhen I call you A
Au revoir princess Were bothloath to have you go but I think one
will find us followingAnd Bob agreed-
In the morning there was greatwhen an early raid on the
Plymouth R6cks yielded four eggs amost unwonted but not unneeded dis-
play of energy on thee part of thefowls A hurried breakfast and theurea bideJane goqdbjr and were offfor the city
A Cldud Tri ity lumSpring waned and summer camo
sun beat down persist-ency sand and shriftelect up the Reading lettuce Jn Bobit
It scant foliageof the trees and scorched thelawn coaxed froth seed Thehouse offered the poly
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three excursions to the beaches withMrs Collins but these necessitatedtiresome video on crowded trolleys soshe abandoned them and stayedclosely at homo with nothing but herwork her books and Idle chats
neighbors to while away the hoursof the day
At night Bob puffed prodigiously atcheap black cigars while he sat outadd after dinner and battled with anendless host of mosquitoes When hehad imbked hlmsfilfdizzy ho wouldsuccumbto a superior force and JoinJane inside Lights made it more
within so usually theysat In the dark and bed
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timeFriends from the city
Gut their visits were not fre-
quently repeated It was atrip from Harlem or th tiefshts
where their few acquaintances livedand ono one all but droppedaway He camcl regularly jbvery Wedneaday V
They tried two or three trips to
New York themselves but themade these a hardship rather
than a and there was theadded expense Once when they attempted a little dinner after a nightat a roof garden they missed tho lastboat and had to stay at a hotel Dottried to Conceal hla misgivings as to
how this would affect the weeksfinances but Jane knew they gaveIt up and stayed at home
So tho summer passedand fall cameBob missed his garden nippedtho tomatoes that had bqen so late Instarting and this marked the last oftheir outdoor activities the monbt
for both began to pall but theybid their feelings rpmeach other
More and more Jane sought refugein the futile companionship of thogosslplng Mrs Collins They wont
to New York for the matineesbut more frequently to spend an
In Idle wandering through thostores for the funds of each werefrugal They were returning fromsuch a Journey one evening In lateOctober
Come In nndrest a minute Jane In
vlled as they reached her bungalow-I know Im tired and 1 guess you are
Going to the matinee from StatenIsland sure does one up Mrs Collinsacquiesced and she glanced about with-
a longing air as if she hoped betneighbor might offer something In the
of resuscitationJane comprehended readily but ai
sifthad nothing to offer shekel thefifntlgo wnnoticcd
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agreedrice and trblleys ieairiy xlrlyesm wile
But Its worth while afterher neighbor I
Wow I would do if I dldn gust
pick up and go where I cifri breathethe air pi Manhattan once in a whileAnd the matinees I used tp goor tbree limes a week when I my
little flat in Amsterdam avenue I Justlove the theaters Didnt you thinkthe show this was lovely
No I didnt Jane answered Justhated That beautiful home thoseservants and those lovely gowns AsIf anyone could believe that heroine
be unhappy with all eke hadIt duos as it those things
were going to be out of reach for-
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sented the antithesis of their ownlife All the luxuries and indulgencesthat money can givq were vividly portrayed but the sequel proved the IndiaPUtable maxim all that glitters Is notgold Jane had an Innate longing fora more lofty station In life than was-
hers Sho believed that poverty and itspetty exactions were her worst foes andthat any woman given the opportunl
ties that money bestows had tho mak-
ing of happiness within her hands Shehad no sympathy or tolerance for thotheory that wealth breeds discontentand woe Mrs Collins on the otherhand while not gifted with an ana-
lytical mind had a rough and readysense of perceptive She was as fondof good things In life as one but showas her longings by aspirit of Jealousy rather thanlief that the best was rightfully hornSo she sympathized with theend rejoiced when the wealthy herojnowept While she did not observe theline distinction between herself andJane she theirbond of complaint and attemptedsolnco
TO BE CONTINUED
Realized ResponsibilityAs marriage is a serious busiaeu
some Indication that the parties mostImmediately are fully aliveto this fact would bo generally wel-
come At every Roman wedding tiltbridegroom on emerging from thetemple with the bride threw handfulof among the bystanders Thlwas to show that he himself a boy no longer that the sportsanti fancies of youth were now entire-ly abandoned that he wasstandingon the threshold of a now existenceready to all tha responslblUf-
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TF you feel thatA you are smokingtoo many cigarstry Fatima ciga-rettes They costless last longer and aremore wholesome
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Department Store Manager Found NoDifficulty In Placing Nice Look-
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I am afraid said the assistantmanager ot the mammoth metropolltan department store the young
woman who has Just inquired for a JobIsnt up to our standard
she seemed likeperson said the man
ager it pays to have good v
looking people back of the counterHave you ever considered that 1
with you
she struck mp asjbelng extremely
Could she readBarely
she have any knowledge of-
llteraturpl vv
Apparently none whateverface brightened up
too nice person to
let go by In that case why 4 femploye her as a saleswoman In our l
book department
Natural HistoryWhat is natural history asked v
the teacher of a small pupilI guess said the small
its the kind where people are alwaysfighting andthe unexpected reply
Our Idea of a smart young maniaone who succeeds In taming his wildoats
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FOUND OUT
A Trained Nurse Discovered Itt Effect
No one Is In better position to know
the value of food and drink than atrained nurse
Speaking of coffee a nurse In Fawrites I used to drink strong cof-
fee myself and suffered greatly fromheadaches and indigestion
While on a visit to my brothers Ihad a good chance to try Postum forthey drank It altogether In place ofcoffee After using Postum two weeks-
I found I was much benefited andfinally my headaches disappeared andalso the indigestion
Naturally I have since used Postumamong my patients and have noticed-
a marked benefit wherebeen left off and Postum used
I observe a curious tact aboutFoatum when used by mothers Itgreatly helps the flow of milk in caseswhere coffee Is inclined to itup and where tea causes nervousness
I find getting servantto make Postum properly
on package and served hot wlthIt Is certainly a delicious
Name given by Postum Co BattleCreek Mich Read The Road toWellvllleIn pigs
Fbstum In two formsRegular Postum must be well
boiled 15o and 2Qo packagesIs asbluble powder
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In ahoi whew
sugar made delicious beverage In
Untiy 30c and Bgi tinsThe cost per of both kinds
about the sameTherea a Reason for Postum-
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