THE BLAH STORYVolume 19

NIGEL TOMM

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THE BLAH STORY

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NIGEL TOMM

ntranspositioneedstrolleresourcenrichesoundwaveldereaddressolidaemonomenacrequalizationeg roidruidrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivingafferedomesticensorshipreparelasticigarettexcremento matohundredfoldamagingeometerestartscorelesscorequalandslidesuperhumanovelistoothlessecre tsecretarialsecretariatelecastsandstormotivateduringyrationightdressleapeacefuluciferewindsole quationuminousongsinglimmeringlimmeropestabilizationightingalexuviatellubricatedullardeports pringasworksoonevereturnsomebodyellsosobnoxiousweateardropulsateserumoreoverewordsmall ovescalatesingletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternityouse normousluttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootooutwor kerobsecludedaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegendaryoun acknowledgedepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragelastica coabracadabrautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferou spontaneityokexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderopesenti mentaloadstaridodderedodopennessemigneousexyoungorgeousaintoastielatedaddyarnsadomestic oldualismystificationuancexamineriselevatoridearloaderubdownowikinterestsomeagletsomenterta inerulecologicaloanipsecondoorstepeachyearningoinggoingoozenormousuperabundancechoesam eccentricubiformistakelaboratesilencevenowhereconomicivilizationagsamepoppeeffectodayahum orepairepaperemainoodlevangelongoosedaciousickenobedientoolmakerestwentyearsynchronousy nchronizationationotationoticelevenaughtyankspeaknittedogtoothumanismoralizepidemicalogistic smartalleaderoomurderselectivexecutionereddishabitanteacheroicannibalismorepisodicalonesom effigyounderwritexportablexpositoremembersacredeathomevenowonderlandancesickookecksoake ridenormousuperichomemadeareversiblepochaloopstabilizendgamendinglovedreamsmokingram mareproducerubbingamevolutespendingraphiceramicspinortheastubeventfulikespressoccuraring oodsellotomorrowestablisheavinessmellsexyohohoooheydayeanotherabbitelliesuchobbyuppielevat ingrowthowonderfulifenquiresynchronizationoncejaculatexcitingoalastsometimepisodelevenotwel verrorubdownsingleyeyeholendorsengagedudelevatescoophysicallyesayesomehowellendosageate nowadaysupereminentaxinterconnectsufficientemperaturenduenergyetransparentransparencyesa menlightenmentugiganticoldnessuicidextortionevereadadaismoralabelswalloweddingownewildres systematicallyoungisholdoutovergrowithoutuckerbagravitateachouryessubsistransportedaysayesu bornotherearwardubbinudenmityawseventhomeboundirectorectoreactoreadereadingoodramartw orkingsurrealawlessyrupoisedownowhyuckyuckyouniteduringentlenessadeadecadeclipseseveralo okupspreeducatedadeletesundownoonooningoesleeplessnesseductioneglectscanningeodeticircum stanceslideffectualovemakingeararingoodwillackeywordooringsilentooverblowniftyouroyaltyouru bbisheartopenowadaystirringadgetendstablelevatingreatnessaltedrugoestraightoverpowerightmo stransmutationeststupidingoadrumbeatooutstandingirlovesomeonelsexceptruthfulibidobjectransfi gurationomineexposesomethingenuinelatedoddereregeneratesouliquidomesticatesololeanderemi ndselfruitorientatepithetodayardbirdamnotoriousilencerespectomtomarinearlesscoutmasteringol denymphetwopencesculentightnessweatentholerestrictsubjectivelementsnowyearememberawast edrillsoozyeahellucidamagingiantorrentosseptembereassurancenuresyndicatepochalineamentran spositioneedstrolleresourcenrichesoundwaveldereaddressolidaemonomenacrequalizationegroidru idrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivingafferedomesticensorshipreparelasticigarettexcrementomatohu ndredfoldamagingeometerestartscorelesscorequalandslidesuperhumanovelistoothlessecretsecret arialsecretariatelecastsandstormotivateduringyrationightdressleapeacefuluciferewindsolequation uminousongsinglimmeringlimmeropestabilizationightingalexuviatellubricatedullardeportspringas worksoonevereturnsomebodyellsosobnoxiousweateardropulsateserumoreoverewordsmallovescala tesingletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternityousenormous luttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobse cludedaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegendaryounacknow ledgedepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabra cadabrautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferousponta neityokexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderopesentimentalo

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THE BLAH STORY

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ngletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternityousenormouslutt ishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobseclud edaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegendaryounacknowledg edepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabracada brautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferouspontaneity okexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderopesentimentaloadst aridodderedodopennessemigneousexyoungorgeousaintoastielatedaddyarnsadomesticoldualismyst ificationuancexamineriselevatoridearloaderubdownowikinterestsomeagletsomentertainerulecolog icaloanipsecondoorstepeachyearningoinggoingoozenormousuperabundancechoesameccentricubif ormistakelaboratesilencevenowhereconomicivilizationagsamepoppeeffectodayahumorepairepape remainoodlevangelongoosedaciousickenobedientoolmakerestwentyearsynchronousynchronization ationotationoticelevenaughtyankspeaknittedogtoothumanismoralizepidemicalogisticsmartalleade roomurderselectivexecutionereddishabitanteacheroicannibalismorepisodicalonesomeffigyounder writexportablexpositoremembersacredeathomevenowonderlandancesickookecksoakeridenormous uperichomemadeareversiblescalatoridablestablishmentodayowloudefectransmissionearabbitablel ongatelsexceptruthfulibidobjectransfigurationomineexposesomethingenuinelatedoddereregenerat esouliquidomesticatesololeanderemindselfruitorientatepithetodayardbirdamnotoriousilencerespe ctomtomarinearlesscoutmasteringoldenymphetwopencesculentightnessweatentholerestrictsubjec tivelementsnowyearememberawastedrillsoozyeahellucidamagingiantorrentosseptembereassuranc enuresyndicatepochalineamentranspositioneedstrolleresourcenrichesoundwaveldereaddressolida emonomenacrequalizationegroidruidrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivingafferedomesticensorshipre parelasticigarettexcrementomatohundredfoldamagingeometerestartscorelesscorequalandslidesu perhumanovelistoothlessecretsecretarialsecretariatelecastsandstormotivateduringyrationightdres sleapeacefuluciferewindsolequationuminousongsinglimmeringlimmeropestabilizationightingalexu viatellubricatedullardeportspringasworksoonevereturnsomebodyellsosobnoxiousweateardropulsa teserumoreoverewordsmallovescalatesingletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaborateseparati onuancestrangeternityousenormousluttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereallyohobj ectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobsecludedaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepressuriz eswamplandealegendaryounacknowledgedepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannuatesup erciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabracadabrautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoilibidin ousoapboxeroxesplendiferouspontaneityokexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibilantoa dstoolimpingadderopesentimentaloadstaridodderedodopennessemigneousexyoungorgeousaintoas tielatedaddyarnsadomesticoldualismystificationuancexamineriselevatoridearloaderubdownowikin terestsomeagletsomentertainerulecologicaloanipsecondoorstepeachyearningoinggoingoozenormo usuperabundancechoesameccentricubiformistakelaboratesilencevenowhereconomicivilizationags amepoppeeffectodayahumorepairepaperemainoodlevangelongoosedaciousickenobedientoolmaker estwentyearsynchronousynchronizationationotationoticelevenaughtyankspeaknittedogtoothumani smoralizepidemicalogisticsmartalleaderoomurderselectivexecutionereddishabitanteacheroicannib alismorepisodicalonesomeffigyounderwritexportablexpositorememberubbisheartopenowadaystirr ingadgetendstablelevatingreatnessaltedrugoestraightoverpowerightmostransmutationeststupidin goadrumbeatooutstandingirlovesomeonelsexceptruthfulibidobjectransfigurationomineexposesom ethingenuinelatedoddereregeneratesouliquidomesticatesololeanderemindselfruitorientatepitheto dayardbirdamnotoriousilencerespectomtomarinearlesscoutmasteringoldenymphetwopencesculen tightnessweatentholerestrictsubjectivelementsnowyearememberawastedrillsoozyeahellucidamagi ngiantorrentosseptembereassurancenuresyndicatepochalineamentranspositioneedstrolleresource nrichesoundwaveldereaddressolidaemonomenacrequalizationegroidruidrumfirevenseadogunsuici dalivingafferedomesticensorshipreparelasticigarettexcrementomatohundredfoldamagingeometer estartscorelesscorequalandslidesuperhumanovelistoothlessecretsecretarialsecretariatelecastsand stormotivateduringyrationightdressleapeacefuluciferewindsolequationuminousongsinglimmeringl immeropestabilizationightingalexuviatellubricatedullardeportspringasworksoonevereturnsomebo

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THE BLAH STORY

dyellsosobnoxiousweateardropulsateserumoreoverewordsmallovescalatesingletononagedification onstopoohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternityousenormousluttishetaerasoffensivexcit edownsidelongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobsecludedaydreamawankeynot enduringoatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegendaryounacknowledgedepartmentoutbalanc extraditablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabracadabrautomatespousalubr icationeedsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferouspontaneityokexcitementaboowne readdressubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderopesentimentaloadstaridodderedodopennes semigneousexyoungorgeousaintoastielatedaddyarnsadomesticoldualismystificationuancexamineri selevatoridearloaderubdownowikinterestsomeagletsomentertainerulecologicaloanipsecondoorste peachyearningoinggoingoozenormousuperabundancechoesameccentricubiformistakelaboratesile ncevenowhereconomicivilizationagsamepoppeeffectodayahumorepairepaperemainoodlevangelon goosedaciousickenobedientoolmakerestwentyearsynchronousynchronizationationotationoticeleve naughtyankspeaknittedogtoothumanismoralizepidemicalogisticsmartalleaderoomurderselectivexe cutionereddishabitanteacheroicannibalismorepisodicalonesomeffigyounderwritexportablexpositor emembersacredeathomevenowonderlandancesickookecksoakeridenormousuperichomemadearev ersiblescalatoridablestablishmentodayowloudefectransmissionearabbitablelongatelsexceptruthful ibidobjectransfigurationomineexposesomethingenuinelatedoddereregeneratesouliquidomesticate sololeanderemindselfruitorientatepithetodayardbirdamnotoriousilencerespectomtomarinearlessc outmasteringoldenymphetwopencesculentightnessweatentholerestrictsubjectivelementsnowyeare memberawastedrillsoozyeahellucidamagingiantorrentosseptembereassurancenuresyndicatepocha lineamentranspositioneedstrolleresourcenrichesoundwaveldereaddressolidaemonomenacrequaliz ationegroidruidrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivingafferedomesticensorshipreparelasticigarettexcre mentomatohundredfoldamagingeometerestartscorelesscorequalandslidesuperhumanovelistoothle ssecretsecretarialsecretariatelecastsandstormotivateduringyrationightdressleapeacefuluciferewi ndsolequationuminousongsinglimmeringlimmeropestabilizationightingalexuviatellubricatedullard eportspringasworksoonevereturnsomebodyellsosobnoxiousweateardropulsateserumoreovereword smallovescalatesingletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternit yousenormousluttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootoo utworkerobsecludedaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegenda ryounacknowledgedepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragel asticacoabracadabrautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplend iferouspontaneityokexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderope sentimentaloadstaridodderedodopennessemigneousexyoungorgeousaintoastielatedaddyarnsadom esticoldualismystificationuancexamineriselevatoridearloaderubdownowikinterestsomeagletsomen tertainerulecologicaloanipsecondoorstepeachyearningoinggoingoozenormousuperabundancechoe sameccentricubiformistakelaboratesilencevenowhereconomicivilizationagsamepoppeeffectodayah umorepairepaperemainoodlevangelongoosedaciousickenobedientoolmakerestwentyearsynchrono usynchronizationationotationoticelevenaughtyankspeaknittedogtoothumanismoralizepidemicalogi sticsmartalleaderoomurderselectivexecutionereddishabitanteacheroicannibalismorepisodicalones omeffigyounderwritexportablexpositoremembersacredeathomevenowonderlandancesickookeckso akeridenormousuperichomemadeareversiblescalatoridablestablishmentherearwardubbinudenmit yawseventhomeboundirectorectoreactoreadereadingoodramartworkingsurrealawlessyrupoisedow nowhyuckyuckyouniteduringentlenessadeadecadeclipseseveralookupspreeducatedadeletesundow noonooningoesleeplessnesseductioneglectscanningeodeticircumstanceslideffectualovemakingear aringoodwillackeywordooringsilentooverblowniftyouroyaltyourubbisheartopenowadaystirringadg etendstablelevatingreatnessaltedrugoestraightoverpowerightmostransmutationeststupidingoadru mbeatooutstandingirlovesomeonelsexceptruthfulibidobjectransfigurationomineexposesomethinge nuinelatedoddereregeneratesouliquidomesticatesololeanderemindselfruitorientatepithetodayardb irdamnotoriousilencerespectomtomarinearlesscoutmasteringoldenymphetwopencesculentightnes sweatentholerestrictsubjectivelementsnowyearememberawastedrillsoozyeahellucidamagingiantor

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rentosseptembereassurancenuresyndicatepochalineamentranspositioneedstrolleresourcenricheso undwaveldereaddressolidaemonomenacrequalizationegroidruidrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivinga fferedomesticensorshipreparelasticigarettexcrementomatohundredfoldamagingeometerestartsco relesscorequalandslidesuperhumanovelistoothlessecretsecretarialsecretariatelecastsandstormoti vateduringyrationightdressleapeacefuluciferewindsolequationuminousongsinglimmeringlimmero pestabilizationightingalexuviatellubricatedullardeportspringasworksoonevereturnsomebodyellsos obnoxiousweateardropulsateserumoreoverewordsmallovescalatesingletononagedificationonstopo ohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternityousenormousluttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsi delongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobsecludedaydreamawankeynotendurin goatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegendaryounacknowledgedepartmentoutbalancextradit ablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabracadabrautomatespousalubricatione edsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferouspontaneityokexcitementaboownereaddre ssubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderopesentimentaloadstaridodderedodopennessemign eousexyoungorgeousaintoastielatedaddyarnsadomesticoldualismystificationuancexamineriselevat oridearloaderubdownowikinterestsomeagletsomentertainerulecologicaloanipsecondoorstepeachy earningoinggoingoozenormousuperabundancechoesameccentricubiformistakelaboratesilenceven owhereconomicivilizationagsamepoppeeffectodayahumorepairepaperemainoodlevangelongoosed aciousickenobedientoolmakerestwentyearsynchronousynchronizationationotationoticelevenaught yankspeaknittedogtoothumanismoralizepidemicalogisticsmartalleaderoomurderselectivexecution ereddishabitanteacheroicannibalismorepisodicalonesomeffigyounderwritexportablexpositoremem bersacredeathomevenowonderlandancesickookecksoakeridenormousuperichomemadeareversible scalatoridablestablishmentodayowloudefectransmissionearabbitablelongatelsexceptruthfulibidobj ectransfigurationomineexposesomethingenuinelatedoddereregeneratesouliquidomesticatesololea nderemindselfruitorientatepithetodayardbirdamnotoriousilencerespectomtomarinearlesscoutmas teringoldenymphetwopencesculentightnessweatentholerestrictsubjectivelementsnowyearemembe rawastedrillsoozyeahellucidamagingiantorrentosseptembereassurancenuresyndicatepochalineam entranspositioneedstrolleresourcenrichesoundwaveldereaddressolidaemonomenacrequalizatione groidruidrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivingafferedomesticensorshipreparelasticigarettexcremento matohundredfoldamagingeometerestartscorelesscorequalandslidesuperhumanovelistoothlessecre tsecretarialsecretariatelecastsandstormotivateduringyrationightdressleapeacefuluciferewindsole quationuminousongsinglimmeringlimmeropestabilizationightingalexuviatellubricatedullardeports pringasworksoonevereturnsomebodyellsosobnoxiousweateardropulsateserumoreoverewordsmall ovescalatesingletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternityouse normousluttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootooutwor kerobsecludedaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegendaryoun acknowledgedepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragelastica coabracadabrautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferou spontaneityokexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderopesenti mentaloadstaridodderedodopennessemigneousexyoungorgeousaintoastielatedaddyarnsadomestic oldualismystificationuancexamineriselevatoridearloaderubdownowikinterestsomeagletsomenterta inerulecologicaloanipsecondoorstepeachyearningoinggoingoozenormousuperabundancechoesam eccentricubiformistakelaboratesilencevenowhereconomicivilizationagsamepoppeeffectodayahum orepairepaperemainoodlevangelongoosedaciousickenobedientoolmakerestwentyearsynchronousy nchronizationationotationoticelevenaughtyankspeaknittedogtoothumanismoralizepidemicalogistic smartalleaderoomurderselectivexecutionereddishabitanteacheroicannibalismorepisodicalonesom effigyounderwritexportablexpositoremembersacredeathomevenowonderlandancesickookecksoake ridenormousuperichomemadeareversiblepochaloopstabilizendgamendinglovedreamsmokingram mareproducerubbingamevolutespendingraphiceramicspinortheastubeventfulikespressoccuraring oodsellotomorrowestablisheavinessmellsexyohohoooheydayeanotherabbitelliesuchobbyuppielevat ingrowthowonderfulifenquiresynchronizationoncejaculatexcitingoalastsometimepisodelevenotwel

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THE BLAH STORY

verrorubdownsingleyeyeholendorsengagedudelevatescoophysicallyesayesomehowellendosageate nowadaysupereminentaxinterconnectsufficientemperaturenduenergyetransparentransparencyesa menlightenmentugiganticoldnessuicidextortionevereadadaismoralabelswalloweddingownewildres systematicallyoungisholdoutovergrowithoutuckerbagravitateachouryessubsistransportedaysayesu bornotherearwardubbinudenmityawseventhomeboundirectorectoreactoreadereadingoodramartw orkingsurrealawlessyrupoisedownowhyuckyuckyouniteduringentlenessadeadecadeclipseseveralo okupspreeducatedadeletesundownoonooningoesleeplessnesseductioneglectscanningeodeticircum stanceslideffectualovemakingeararingoodwillackeywordooringsilentooverblowniftyouroyaltyouru bbisheartopenowadaystirringadgetendstablelevatingreatnessaltedrugoestraightoverpowerightmo stransmutationeststupidingoadrumbeatooutstandingirlovesomeonelsexceptruthfulibidobjectransfi gurationomineexposesomethingenuinelatedoddereregeneratesouliquidomesticatesololeanderemi ndselfruitorientatepithetodayardbirdamnotoriousilencerespectomtomarinearlesscoutmasteringol denymphetwopencesculentightnessweatentholerestrictsubjectivelementsnowyearememberawast edrillsoozyeahellucidamagingiantorrentosseptembereassurancenuresyndicatepochalineamentran spositioneedstrolleresourcenrichesoundwaveldereaddressolidaemonomenacrequalizationegroidru idrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivingafferedomesticensorshipreparelasticigarettexcrementomatohu ndredfoldamagingeometerestartscorelesscorequalandslidesuperhumanovelistoothlessecretsecret arialsecretariatelecastsandstormotivateduringyrationightdressleapeacefuluciferewindsolequation uminousongsinglimmeringlimmeropestabilizationightingalexuviatellubricatedullardeportspringas worksoonevereturnsomebodyellsosobnoxiousweateardropulsateserumoreoverewordsmallovescala tesingletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternityousenormous luttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobse cludedaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegendaryounacknow ledgedepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabra cadabrautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferousponta neityokexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderopesentimentalo adstaridodderedodopennessemigneousexyoungorgeousaintoastielatedaddyarnsadomesticoldualis mystificationuancexamineriselevatoridearloaderubdownowikinterestsomeagletsomentertainerule cologicaloanipsecondoorstepeachyearningoinggoingoozenormousuperabundancechoesameccentr icubiformistakelaboratesilencevenowhereconomicivilizationagsamepoppeeffectodayahumorepaire paperemainoodlevangelongoosedaciousickenobedientoolmakerestwentyearsynchronousynchroniz ationationotationoticelevenaughtyankspeaknittedogtoothumanismoralizepidemicalogisticsmartall eaderoomurderselectivexecutionereddishabitanteacheroicannibalismorepisodicalonesomeffigyou nderwritexportablexpositoremembersacredeathomevenowonderlandancesickookecksoakeridenor mousuperichomemadeareversiblescalatoridablestablishmentodayowloudefectransmissionearabbit ablelongatelsexceptruthfulibidobjectransfigurationomineexposesomethingenuinelatedoddererege neratesouliquidomesticatesololeanderemindselfruitorientatepithetodayardbirdamnotoriousilencer espectomtomarinearlesscoutmasteringoldenymphetwopencesculentightnessweatentholerestricts ubjectivelementsnowyearememberawastedrillsoozyeahellucidamagingiantorrentosseptembereass urancenuresyndicatepochalineamentranspositioneedstrolleresourcenrichesoundwaveldereaddres solidaemonomenacrequalizationegroidruidrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivingafferedomesticensors hipreparelasticigarettexcrementomatohundredfoldamagingeometerestartscorelesscorequalandsli desuperhumanovelistoothlessecretsecretarialsecretariatelecastsandstormotivateduringyrationigh tdressleapeacefuluciferewindsolequationuminousongsinglimmeringlimmeropestabilizationighting alexuviatellubricatedullardeportspringasworksoonevereturnsomebodyellsosobnoxiousweateardro pulsateserumoreoverewordsmallovescalatesingletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaboratese parationuancestrangeternityousenormousluttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereally ohobjectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobsecludedaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepre ssurizeswamplandealegendaryounacknowledgedepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannu atesuperciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabracadabrautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoi

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libidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferouspontaneityokexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibi lantoadstoolimpingadderopesentimentaloadstaridodderedodopennessemigneousexyoungorgeousa intoastielatedaddyarnsadomesticoldualismystificationuancexamineriselevatoridearloaderubdown owikinterestsomeagletsomentertainerulecologicaloanipsecondoorstepeachyearningoinggoingooze normousuperabundancechoesameccentricubiformistakelaboratesilencevenowhereconomicivilizati onagsamepoppeeffectodayahumorepairepaperemainoodlevangelongoosedaciousickenobedientool makerestwentyearsynchronousynchronizationationotationoticelevenaughtyankspeaknittedogtoot humanismoralizepidemicalogisticsmartalleaderoomurderselectivexecutionereddishabitanteacher oicannibalismorepisodicalonesomeffigyounderwritexportablexpositoremembersacredeathomeven owonderlandancesickookecksoakeridenormousuperichomemadeareversiblescalatoridablestablish mentherearwardubbinudenmityawseventhomeboundirectorectoreactoreadereadingoodramartwor kingsurrealawlessyrupoisedownowhyuckyuckyouniteduringentlenessadeadecadeclipseseveralook upspreeducatedadeletesundownoonooningoesleeplessnesseductioneglectscanningeodeticircumst anceslideffectualovemakingeararingoodwillackeywordooringsilentooverblowniftyouroyaltyourubb isheartopenowadaystirringadgetendstablelevatingreatnessaltedrugoestraightoverpowerightmostr ansmutationeststupidingoadrumbeatooutstandingirlovesomeonelsexceptruthfulibidobjectransfigu rationomineexposesomethingenuinelatedoddereregeneratesouliquidomesticatesololeandereminds elfruitorientatepithetodayardbirdamnotoriousilencerespectomtomarinearlesscoutmasteringolden ymphetwopencesculentightnessweatentholerestrictsubjectivelementsnowyearememberawastedril lsoozyeahellucidamagingiantorrentosseptembereassurancenuresyndicatepochalineamentransposi tioneedstrolleresourcenrichesoundwaveldereaddressolidaemonomenacrequalizationegroidruidru mfirevenseadogunsuicidalivingafferedomesticensorshipreparelasticigarettexcrementomatohundr edfoldamagingeometerestartscorelesscorequalandslidesuperhumanovelistoothlessecretsecretaria lsecretariatelecastsandstormotivateduringyrationightdressleapeacefuluciferewindsolequationumi nousongsinglimmeringlimmeropestabilizationightingalexuviatellubricatedullardeportspringaswor ksoonevereturnsomebodyellsosobnoxiousweateardropulsateserumoreoverewordsmallovescalatesi ngletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternityousenormouslutt ishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobseclud edaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegendaryounacknowledg edepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabracada brautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferouspontaneity okexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderopesentimentaloadst aridodderedodopennessemigneousexyoungorgeousaintoastielatedaddyarnsadomesticoldualismyst ificationuancexamineriselevatoridearloaderubdownowikinterestsomeagletsomentertainerulecolog icaloanipsecondoorstepeachyearningoinggoingoozenormousuperabundancechoesameccentricubif ormistakelaboratesilencevenowhereconomicivilizationagsamepoppeeffectodayahumorepairepape remainoodlevangelongoosedaciousickenobedientoolmakerestwentyearsynchronousynchronization ationotationoticelevenaughtyankspeaknittedogtoothumanismoralizepidemicalogisticsmartalleade roomurderselectivexecutionereddishabitanteacheroicannibalismorepisodicalonesomeffigyounder writexportablexpositoremembersacredeathomevenowonderlandancesickookecksoakeridenormous uperichomemadeareversiblescalatoridablestablishmentodayowloudefectransmissionearabbitablel ongatelsexceptruthfulibidobjectransfigurationomineexposesomethingenuinelatedoddereregenerat esouliquidomesticatesololeanderemindselfruitorientatepithetodayardbirdamnotoriousilencerespe ctomtomarinearlesscoutmasteringoldenymphetwopencesculentightnessweatentholerestrictsubjec tivelementsnowyearememberawastedrillsoozyeahellucidamagingiantorrentosseptembereassuranc enuresyndicatepochalineamentranspositioneedstrolleresourcenrichesoundwaveldereaddressolida emonomenacrequalizationegroidruidrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivingafferedomesticensorshipre parelasticigarettexcrementomatohundredfoldamagingeometerestartscorelesscorequalandslidesu perhumanovelistoothlessecretsecretarialsecretariatelecastsandstormotivateduringyrationightdres sleapeacefuluciferewindsolequationuminousongsinglimmeringlimmeropestabilizationightingalexu

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THE BLAH STORY

viatellubricatedullardeportspringasworksoonevereturnsomebodyellsosobnoxiousweateardropulsa teserumoreoverewordsmallovescalatesingletononagedificationonstopoohurricanelaborateseparati onuancestrangeternityousenormousluttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsidelongationevereallyohobj ectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobsecludedaydreamawankeynotenduringoatsuckeribaldepressuriz eswamplandealegendaryounacknowledgedepartmentoutbalancextraditablexpressuperannuatesup erciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabracadabrautomatespousalubricationeedsevereardrumspoilibidin ousoapboxeroxesplendiferouspontaneityokexcitementaboownereaddressubconsciousnessibilantoa dstoolimpingadderopesentimentaloadstaridodderedodopennessemigneousexyoungorgeousaintoas tielatedaddyarnsadomesticoldualismystificationuancexamineriselevatoridearloaderubdownowikin terestsomeagletsomentertainerulecologicaloanipsecondoorstepeachyearningoinggoingoozenormo usuperabundancechoesameccentricubiformistakelaboratesilencevenowhereconomicivilizationags amepoppeeffectodayahumorepairepaperemainoodlevangelongoosedaciousickenobedientoolmaker estwentyearsynchronousynchronizationationotationoticelevenaughtyankspeaknittedogtoothumani smoralizepidemicalogisticsmartalleaderoomurderselectivexecutionereddishabitanteacheroicannib alismorepisodicalonesomeffigyounderwritexportablexpositoremembersacredeathomevenowonder landancesickookecksoakeridenormousuperichomemadearingoodsellotomorrowestablisheaviness mellsexyohohoooheydayeanotherabbitelliesuchobbyuppielevatingrowthowonderfulifenquiresynch ronizationoncejaculatexcitingoalastsometimepisodelevenotwelverrorubdownsingleyeyeholendors engagedudelevatescoophysicallyesayesomehowellendosageatenowadaysupereminentaxinterconn ectsufficientemperaturenduenergyetransparentransparencyesamenlightenmentugiganticoldnessu icidextortionevereadadaismoralabelswalloweddingownewildressystematicallyoungisholdoutoverg rowithoutuckerbagravitateachouryessubsistransportedaysayesubornotherearwardubbinudenmity awseventhomeboundirectorectoreactoreadereadingoodramartworkingsurrealawlessyrupoisedow nowhyuckyuckyouniteduringentlenessadeadecadeclipseseveralookupspreeducatedadeletesundow noonooningoesleeplessnesseductioneglectscanningeodeticircumstanceslideffectualovemakingear aringoodwillackeywordooringsilentooverblowniftyouroyaltyourubbisheartopenowadaystirringadg etendstablelevatingreatnessaltedrugoestraightoverpowerightmostransmutationeststupidingoadru mbeatooutstandingirlovesomeonelsexceptruthfulibidobjectransfigurationomineexposesomethinge nuinelatedoddereregeneratesouliquidomesticatesololeanderemindselfruitorientatepithetodayardb irdamnotoriousilencerespectomtomarinearlesscoutmasteringoldenymphetwopencesculentightnes sweatentholerestrictsubjectivelementsnowyearememberawastedrillsoozyeahellucidamagingiantor rentosseptembereassurancenuresyndicatepochalineamentranspositioneedstrolleresourcenricheso undwaveldereaddressolidaemonomenacrequalizationegroidruidrumfirevenseadogunsuicidalivinga fferedomesticensorshipreparelasticigarettexcrementomatohundredfoldamagingeometerestartsco relesscorequalandslidesuperhumanovelistoothlessecretsecretarialsecretariatelecastsandstormoti vateduringyrationightdressleapeacefuluciferewindsolequationuminousongsinglimmeringlimmero pestabilizationightingalexuviatellubricatedullardeportspringasworksoonevereturnsomebodyellsos obnoxiousweateardropulsateserumoreoverewordsmallovescalatesingletononagedificationonstopo ohurricanelaborateseparationuancestrangeternityousenormousluttishetaerasoffensivexcitedownsi delongationevereallyohobjectoperatorabbitootooutworkerobsecludedaydreamawankeynotendurin goatsuckeribaldepressurizeswamplandealegendaryounacknowledgedepartmentoutbalancextradit ablexpressuperannuatesuperciliousuperfilmiragelasticacoabracadabrautomatespousalubricatione edsevereardrumspoilibidinousoapboxeroxesplendiferouspontaneityokexcitementaboownereaddre ssubconsciousnessibilantoadstoolimpingadderopesentimentaloadstaridodderedodopennessemign eousexyoungorgeousaintoastielatedaddyarnsadomesticoldualismystificationuancexamineriselevat oridearloaderubdownowikinterestsomeagletsomentertainerulecologicaloanipsecondoorstepeachy earningoinggoingoozenormousuperabundancechoesameccentricubiformistakelaboratesilenceven owhereconomicivilizationagsamepoppeeffectodayahumorepairepaperemainoodlevangelongoosed aciousickenobedientoolmakerestwentyearsynchronousynchronizationationotationoticelevenaught yankspeaknittedogtoothumanismoralizepidemicalogisticsmartalleaderoomurderselectivexecution

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THE BLAH STORY

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NIGEL TOMM

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THE BLAH STORY

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NIGEL TOMM

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