the book with no pictures by b.j. novak
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Order today: http://bit.ly/1tqQYws - - This innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian. You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)TRANSCRIPT
TheBookWithNoPictures
B.J. Novak
Dial Books for Young Readersan imprint of Penguin Group (USA) LLC
This is a book with no pictures.
This is a book with no pictures.
It might seem like no fun to have someone read you a book with no pictures.
It might seem like no fun to have someone read you a book with no pictures.
It probably seems boring and serious.
Except...
It probably seems boring and serious.
Except...
Everything the words say, the person reading the book has to say.
Here is how books work:
Everything the words say, the person reading the book has to say.
Here is how books work:
No matter what.
No matter what.
That’s the deal.
That’s the rule.
So that means...
Even if the words say…
That’s the deal.
That’s the rule.
So that means...
Even if the words say…
BLORK.
Wait—what?
That doesn’t even mean anything.
BLuuRF.Wait a second—what?!
This isn’t the kind of book I wanted to read!
And I have to say every word the book says?
Uh-oh…
BLORK.
Wait—what?
That doesn’t even mean anything.
BLuuRF.Wait a second—what?!
This isn’t the kind of book I wanted to read!
And I have to say every word the book says?
Uh-oh…