the busher
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TheBusher[originalandreconstructedtitles]
1BenHarding,thebaseballprideofBrownville...
2SteveBrady,manageroftheSt.PaulPinkSox...
3"Justplayingforfun,Chief."
4"What'sholdingusup?"
5"Washoutahead!We'llbestalledhereinBrownvilleforatleastaday!"
6MaziePalmer,whosebattingaverageis1.000inBen'saffection...
7BillyPalmer,herhard-workingbrother...
8"AndI'mawfulobligedforthestockings!"
9"They'rewidowBrown'sstockings!Minewouldn'tdo!"
10JimBlair,thebanker'sson,deludinghimselfintothebeliefthathewasthesocialoverlordofhisnativetown.
11"Lookwho'shere!TyCobborI'maDutchman!"
12"Hisnameain'tCobb!"
13"Hey!catchit!"
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14"Ifyouknowany-thingaboutball,youmightcomeovertothelotandchooseupsides."
15"Maybewedoneedalittleexercise."
16"Comeonandchooseupsides!"
17Nearthecloseofthegame...
18"THROWIT!
THROWIT!"
19"Takeitfromme--thatguy'sgotmorecurvesthanastovepipe!"
20"STRIKETUH!"
21"It'sTomSlatterleyhimself!"
22"Takecareofthatcurveyougotthere,boy!Imaybeabletouseyousomeday!"
23"GOSH!"
24Inthelateafternoon'slongshadows...
25Thenightoftheboxsocial...
26"Nowfolks,watchtheshadderonthescreenandguesswhetherit'sthegirlyoulovebest!"
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27"Fiftycents!"
28"Onedollar!"
29"Dollar'n'half!"
30"Twodollars!"
31"Twodollarsandfiftycents!"
32"Threedollars!"
33"Threedollarsandforty-fivecents!"
34"Congratulations!"
35Sharingthelunchbasketthatgoeswiththegirl...
36TheNationalGame'sonlyrival.
37"Igotatelegram
forBenHarding."
38"Atelegram!Iwonderwho'sdead!"
39Achanceinthebigleague...
40Whattheold
moonsees...
41"Twasmightygoodofyoutoletmeseeyouhome..."
42"It'sgoingtobeawfullonesome
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withyouaway."
43InthecityofSt.Paul-TheawfulportaloftheHotelMetropolitan.
44"Say,canIgoinsidethishotel?"
45"It'stherubebusher.He'llneedalittlebreakingin."
46"IbelievethisisMr.BenjaminHarding,thecelebratedpitcher..."
47"Hail,Chief!"
48"Hydraulicpressure-seventybeatstothesecond."
49TheBrownvilleEmporium,whereallaffairsof
momentaresettled.
50Innotimeatall-cityclothesandcityways...
51Thefolkshepromisedtoremember.
52
"Ifyou'lllendmeadollarIcango."
53Waitingtosurprisetheiridolwithacheertheyhaverehearsedfordays...
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54"TAKEHIMOUT!"
55"You'rethrough!"
56Themonthsslipbyandthelessonofmanyhardshipsbringtheprodigal'sreturn...
57"CanIcomeoverto-night?"
58"Ireckonyoucan,son.Iain'tnevergotovermissin'you."
59GeneMason,the
managerofthestillbelovedballteam.
60Astrangerintown,toomysteriousforeventhepostmastertoidentify.
61NealWebsterenduredasabarberbecausehe
canpitchagreatgameofball...
62"You'vegottoarrangetopaythefourhundredyouoweme.Iwantallthecointhat'scomin'tomeforthegamewithCenterville."
63
Themorningofthegamethatmeanseverythingtolocalpride...
64"Here'sanickelforyourtrouble!"
65"Neallikelygotcold
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feetwhenheheardCentervillehadaringerinthebox!"
66"WemightbringinBriggsfromoutfield!"
67"Bat-ter-iesfortoday'sgame!"
68"It'sMazieI'mthinkin'of,Ben!"
69"I'lltry."
70"BenHarding'snowpitchingforBrownville!"
71"Igotit!"
72"SAFE!"
73Thestrangerintown-representativeofanotherbigleagueteam...
74"I'vebeenoffered
anotherchance!"
75Theoldestandbestgameofall...
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