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Film Night Fundraiser, April 6, 7:00 p.m. at Mennonite Heritage Village in the auditorium. Featuring The Last Objectors. $12 admission. Coffee and pie after.
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Steinbach Family Resource Centre Annual Spring Fundraising Banquet, April 20, 6:30 p.m. at Pat Porter Active Living Centre. Entertainment by Elvis “Corny” Presley. Tickets are $50/plate (tax receipt of $35). 50/50 draw. Call 204-346-0413 to reserve your ticket.
Keystone Cinema Weekly Movie, April 7 - 13, Boss Baby, Rated G.
Backyard Theatre Company’s Final Showcase…Amazing Adventures, April 11, 6:30 p.m. at the SRSS Theatre. Various adventures from camping trips, super heroes and forest friends will be explored. Tickets available now! Call 204-346-1077 or online steinbachartscouncil.ca.
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1. Name the world famous gardens situated ten miles outside of London?
2. Which popular gardener created Barnsdale Gardens?
3. Name the organic gardener who is almost as famous for his long blond plait as he is for his books such as Going Organic?
The San Diego Zoo
A motorist was about two hours from San Diego when he was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The
man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”
“Sure am,” answered the man, “Do you need a lift?”
“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”
“I’d be happy to,” said the motorist. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the man’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the motorist walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the man. “What are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!”
“Yes, I know you did,” said the man. “But we had money left over so now we’re going to Sea World.”
A Tour of London
A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412.
The Texan replied, “Shoot, a little ol’ tower like that? In Houston we’d have that thing up in two weeks!”
Next they passed the House of Parliament - started in 1544 and completed in 1618.
“Well boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas and it only took a year!”
As they passed Westminster Abbey the cab driver was silent.
“Whoah! What’s that over there?” asked the Texan.
The driver replied, “I don’t know, it wasn’t there yesterday.”
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Brownie Torte• Butter and flour a 9 inch round cake pan. In a pan over low heat, melt 1/2 cup butter and
1/2 cup light corn syrup. Stir in 1 cup chocolate chips until melted. Remove from heat and add sugar and eggs, and stir until blended. Stir in 1 tsp vanilla , flour, and nuts.
• Pour into pan. Bake at 350°F for 30 minutes, or until center springs back when touched. Cool in pan 10 minutes. Then place on a cooling rack.
• To Make Glaze: Combine chocolate chips, 2 tbsp butter or margarine and corn syrup in pan. Stir over low heat till chocolate chips are melted. Remove from heat. Stir in vanilla. Frost tops and sides of torte. Chill until set. Garnish with sliced strawberries.
• 1/2 cup butter
• 1/2 cup light corn syrup
• 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
• 1/2 cup white sugar
• 3 eggs
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 1 cup chopped walnuts
• 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips
• 2 tbsp butter
• 1 tbsp light corn syrup
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 2 cups sliced, fresh strawberries (optional)
Ingredients
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How will you spend Spring Break?
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SupermanWe took the kids to one of those restaurants where the walls are plastered with movie memorabilia. I went off to see the hostess about reserving a table. When I returned, I found my 10-year-old granddaughter Kaitlyn staring at a poster of Superman standing in a phone booth. Kaitlyn looked puzzled. “She doesn’t know who Superman is?” I whispered to my wife.“Worse,” Jenny replied. “She doesn’t know what a phone booth is.”
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