the chair
TRANSCRIPT
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In the begInnIng – there were two chaIrs
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bought at an estate sale for $50
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they both rocked & were so comfortable
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then – the supports on one of them faIled
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so a.j. decIded to “fIx” It
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we’ll call thIs “phase 1”
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“phase 1” looked good on paper
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but was an engIneerIng nIghtmare
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we almost lost the fIrst test pIlot
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s0 a.j. went back to hIs drawIng board
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he also went back to home depot for
more wood & “supplIes”
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we’ll call thIs“phase II”
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“phase II”cost = $50
(the cost we paId for both chaIrs)
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“phase II solved the engIneerIng &
stabIlIty Issues
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but faIled the aesthetIcs test
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so a.j. went back to home depot
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we’ll call thIs “phase III”
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“phase III” cost = another $50
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s0 – three phases – and $100 later
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the “new chaIr”
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features: an expanded base
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features: an expanded base
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features: an expanded base
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features: an expanded base
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features: a “deck” wIth “raIlIngs”on both sIdes
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features: “granIte” textured paInt
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features: a flower box & flowers
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DelicioDelicio
usus
features: a flower box & flowers
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features: a flower box & flowers
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Delicious Delicious hell , hell ,
I ’m gonna I’m gonna pee in i t !pee in i t !
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“phase Iv” = add two addItIonal leg supports
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aIn’t she a beauty?
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aIn’t she a beauty?
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the “”couple” Is back
together agaIn
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total cost:$150
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hIs lehIgh unIversIty
“engIneerIng”reputatIon Is Intact!
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Oh brother!
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BONUS CONTENT
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Betsy’sFirst
CherryTomato
is picked
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Bernie gets his
firstvest
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Bernie goes tohis first
EPS/JEMS picnic
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At his first At his first JEMSJEMS Picnic Picnic
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Zonked – on the way home Zonked – on the way home from his first from his first JEMSJEMS Picnic Picnic
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Back home Back home in his in his
““Mommy’s”Mommy’s”armsarms