the dark side of user-experience
DESCRIPTION
this presentation shows how i plan to dominate the world in the future using simple usability and information architecture techniques.TRANSCRIPT
UX FOR EVIL
SENIOR INFORMATION ARCHITECT AT RIPMEOFFANDMAKEMEPAY.COM @BASTAAR ON TWITTER
AS AN EVIL "UX-EXPERT"I STARTED WITH THIS
THEN WENT "ON TO THIS
WITH GREAT KNOWLEDGE COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
BUT "WAIT"A SEC.
WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT
SHOW ME THE MONEY !!!!!!!!
WORLD DOMINATION"IS MY GOAL
SO "HERE"WE "GO
A "FEW TIPS TO GET YOU STARTED ON THE DARK SIDE
FROM PERSUASION
TO DECEPTION
EVIL
JUST LIKE "HIM
“THEY ARE LAZY AND
FOLLOW THE PATH OF
LEAST RESISTANCE”
LET’S HIDE THE STUFF WE DON’T WANT “THEM” TO SEE
YOU SHALL USE MY CARD
DID YOU KNOW !
GOTCHA THERE ";-)""IT WAS FAKE. TELENET IS NOT THAT EVIL ;-)
BE "SNEAKY !!!!!!!!!!
TIME
CUSTOMER"DATABASE
REALLY SMART ;-)
MANIPULATE"YOUR LISTS
DON’T LABEL REQUIRED FIELDS ON YOUR REGISTRATION FORM. INSTEAD, RETURN AN ERROR WHEN PEOPLE DON’T FILL ONE IN. NOW, THEY’LL BE ANGRY BUT IN ORDER TO GET PAST THE FORM, THEY WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO FILL IN ALL THE FIELDS!"
A QUICK SNEAKY TIP:
http://usability4evil.wordpress.com/
ADS Created by the evil company Nascom
ADS
OBAMA LET’S USE OBAMA INSTEAD OF GOD
MISSION"IMPOSSIBLE AND WATCH THEM SUFFER
CLICKS ON SUBSCRIBE AND GETS THE FORM
HE IS NOT GIVING UP YET
GIVE UP !!
JUST STUPID
I PITY THE FOOL THAT VISITS MY SITE
ADD USELESS CONTENT
MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT IS FREE AND THEN MAKE THEM PAY
THE OLD BAIT "AND SWITCH TRICK
PLAY THE GREED
YOUR DATA SHALL BE MINE
STILL THINK "I WILL MAKE YOU "RICH
THINK AGAIN ;-)
AND THE LAW
Stolen on slideshare
MAKE IT SPREAD LIKE AN EVIL VIRUS
MY YEARBOOK
MY YEARBOOK
I RECOMMEND TWITTER"FOR THIS
More tips & trics : http://microformats.org/wiki/social-network-anti-patterns
LIKE ME !
AND YOU ARE MINE
TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM AND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
50 MILLION INFECTION IN 2000
LET’S GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT!
MY "HERO,"MY PARTNER IN CRIME
MAKE IT HARD
Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
AND HARD TO UNDERSTAND
Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU
DON’T DO "THIS
SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR ME ?
THANKS"""
FOLLOW ME AND MAKE ME RICH
@BASTAAR
MY PARTNERS IN CRIME WORK
@ NASCOM
DONATE MONEY TO CHARITY AT THIS NUMBER:
235-373362-3733
NO CREDITS BECAUSE ON THE DARK SIDE WE JUST GRAB WHAT WE WANT FROM THE INTERNET
Many examples were shamelessly stolen from http://wiki.darkpatterns.org/ For now go there for evil inspiration. Soon I will launch my own evil domain !! Prepare to be dominated !