the dark side of user-experience

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UX FOR EVIL SENIOR INFORMATION ARCHITECT AT RIPMEOFFANDMAKEMEPAY.COM @BASTAAR ON TWITTER

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this presentation shows how i plan to dominate the world in the future using simple usability and information architecture techniques.

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UX FOR EVIL

SENIOR INFORMATION ARCHITECT AT RIPMEOFFANDMAKEMEPAY.COM @BASTAAR ON TWITTER

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AS AN EVIL "UX-EXPERT"I STARTED WITH THIS

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THEN WENT "ON TO THIS

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WITH GREAT KNOWLEDGE COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

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BUT "WAIT"A SEC.

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WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT

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SHOW ME THE MONEY !!!!!!!!

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WORLD DOMINATION"IS MY GOAL

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SO "HERE"WE "GO

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A "FEW TIPS TO GET YOU STARTED ON THE DARK SIDE

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FROM PERSUASION

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TO DECEPTION

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EVIL

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JUST LIKE "HIM

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“THEY ARE LAZY AND

FOLLOW THE PATH OF

LEAST RESISTANCE”

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LET’S HIDE THE STUFF WE DON’T WANT “THEM” TO SEE

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YOU SHALL USE MY CARD

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DID YOU KNOW !

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GOTCHA THERE ";-)""IT WAS FAKE. TELENET IS NOT THAT EVIL ;-)

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BE "SNEAKY !!!!!!!!!!

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TIME

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CUSTOMER"DATABASE

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REALLY SMART ;-)

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MANIPULATE"YOUR LISTS

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DON’T LABEL REQUIRED FIELDS ON YOUR REGISTRATION FORM. INSTEAD, RETURN AN ERROR WHEN PEOPLE DON’T FILL ONE IN. NOW, THEY’LL BE ANGRY BUT IN ORDER TO GET PAST THE FORM, THEY WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO FILL IN ALL THE FIELDS!"

A QUICK SNEAKY TIP:

http://usability4evil.wordpress.com/

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ADS Created by the evil company Nascom

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ADS

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OBAMA LET’S USE OBAMA INSTEAD OF GOD

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MISSION"IMPOSSIBLE AND WATCH THEM SUFFER

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CLICKS ON SUBSCRIBE AND GETS THE FORM

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HE IS NOT GIVING UP YET

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GIVE UP !!

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JUST STUPID

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I PITY THE FOOL THAT VISITS MY SITE

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ADD USELESS CONTENT

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MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT IS FREE AND THEN MAKE THEM PAY

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THE OLD BAIT "AND SWITCH TRICK

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PLAY THE GREED

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YOUR DATA SHALL BE MINE

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STILL THINK "I WILL MAKE YOU "RICH

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THINK AGAIN ;-)

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AND THE LAW

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Stolen on slideshare

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MAKE IT SPREAD LIKE AN EVIL VIRUS

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MY YEARBOOK

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MY YEARBOOK

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I RECOMMEND TWITTER"FOR THIS

More tips & trics : http://microformats.org/wiki/social-network-anti-patterns

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LIKE ME !

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AND YOU ARE MINE

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TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM AND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

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50 MILLION INFECTION IN 2000

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LET’S GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT!

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MY "HERO,"MY PARTNER IN CRIME

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MAKE IT HARD

Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU

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AND HARD TO UNDERSTAND

Tip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkUA84ftYU

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DON’T DO "THIS

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SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR ME ?

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THANKS"""

FOLLOW ME AND MAKE ME RICH

@BASTAAR

MY PARTNERS IN CRIME WORK

@ NASCOM

DONATE MONEY TO CHARITY AT THIS NUMBER:

235-373362-3733

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NO CREDITS BECAUSE ON THE DARK SIDE WE JUST GRAB WHAT WE WANT FROM THE INTERNET

Many examples were shamelessly stolen from http://wiki.darkpatterns.org/ For now go there for evil inspiration. Soon I will launch my own evil domain !! Prepare to be dominated !