the drawing board, issue 158
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The Quiet Riot Emily Raczelowski
cough MLE
there now
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Non-descript Katie Parry
Thanks to Google for the onomatopoeia spelling, and also for the spelling of “onomatopoeia.”
ANGST Caleb Hallead
Gotta love friendly Houghtonites...
wow, my head is huge
Semantics Roxanne Kehr
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Conspiticy Theory Medi & Kali
Window Washing: 2:00 AM Jane Stairs
Maybe not an effective method...
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Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer Trip
So keep your chin up, otherwise you'll explode. Probably.
Animals Doing Things That Humans Are Usually The Ones To Do Eli Wallace
Mind your own business, Paul Bunyan.
Apples and Axes Dray
Seriously though. My own roommate didn't even recognize me at first!
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Danger Safety Sylvia Morrow Oops Katie Parry
Sherlock Holmes had a liberal arts education, too, right?
Sad Boss Comics Luke Doty
What Evolution Forgot Wesley Payette
“She turned me into a newt!”
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This has been a message from the creator of ANGST and the rest of The Drawing Board.
The Man With a Hat on His Finger Harold Beardington
Misadventures of the Myriad The Gadflies
“Well then... I'm not sure where this leaves us.”
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Freshman Friendship Struggles Whit
Freshmen, learn from my mistake!
Slizzice of Life Luke Doty
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We interrupt this publication to bring you a breaking news report:
Stress levels across the campus have reached epidemic
proportions since the seasonal return from Thanksgiving break.
Freshmen have been reportedly sighted curled up in the
library sucking their thumbs and rocking back and forth,
muttering unintelligibly. Sources could not confirm that this is
out of the ordinary.
In response to the outbreak, which has been correlated to the
recent holiday, professors are advocating the elimination of
Thanksgiving break from the academic calendar for future years.
Murmers of a student-led storming of the Luckey Memorial
Building in protest of these discussions have spread among the
community. Seniors reportedly could not care less.
Students seeking treatment take large doses of comics, the
only known cure for academic distress.
And now for an emergency report from weather correspon-
dant Melvin Theodore Snow. Over to you, Mel.
Signing off, this is
Leah Doty
Editor’s Panel
Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor
With Apologies to the Mature Leah Doty
“How do you plan to fend off the hordes of fangirls, Hot Stuff?”
Rated PG Evan Yeong
I had to ask someone on campus whether or not it had snowed there, because I'm an ideas first kind of guy.
Dead Serious Eli Knapp
Fortunately for children the world over, technically-minded author Robert May overcame an acute bout of writer's block back in 1939.