the epic troll of melba, smeldon, marvin...melbin

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Hello? Santi Jul 7, 5:02 PM Hello Jul 7, 5:02 PM Hey Delete the old one That was dirty This is a new start Melbin Jul 7, 5:03 PM We can't until everyone leaves. You haven't left yet Jul 7, 5:03 PM We have to leave it Santi Jul 7, 5:04 PM How do I leave

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Page 1: The EPIC troll of Melba, Smeldon, Marvin...Melbin

Hello?

Santi • Jul 7, 5:02 PMHello

Jul 7, 5:02 PM

Hey

Delete the old one

That was dirty😹

This is a new start

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:03 PMWe can't until everyone leaves. You haven't left yet

Jul 7, 5:03 PM

We have to leave it

Santi • Jul 7, 5:04 PM

How do I leave

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:04 PM

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Stupid Google

Settings

Santi • Jul 7, 5:04 PMiOS or Android?

Jul 7, 5:04 PM

Leave

Santi • Jul 7, 5:04 PM

Ios

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:04 PMClick the dots in the upper right hand corner.

Click details.

Scroll to the bottom.

Click leave hangout.

Jul 7, 5:05 PM

K

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:05 PM

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Melbin?

Santi • Jul 7, 5:06 PMDangit.

I can't delete until you leave

We can't have two chats open for recruitment.

Jul 7, 5:07 PM

Hold

Tell me how to do it one more time

I went to settings

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:07 PMScroll up

Jul 7, 5:07 PM

See those dots?

Click them

Santi • Jul 7, 5:08 PM

Yea

Details?

Melbin

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 • Jul 7, 5:08 PMYes

Jul 7, 5:09 PM

Then leave

Yes

Santi • Jul 7, 5:09 PMThen at the bottom of details it says leave group. Click that

Jul 7, 5:10 PM

Still can't delete it?

Santi • Jul 7, 5:10 PM

I did

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:10 PMSorry. I have to leave too Santi

Jul 7, 5:10 PM

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Nice

Santi • Jul 7, 5:10 PMThen you can delete

Jul 7, 5:10 PM

K

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:10 PM

Do your app here

Santi • Jul 7, 5:10 PM

Are You Sure?

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:11 PM

Fuck the forum its a bit complicated

Santi • Jul 7, 5:11 PMYeah.

Jul 7, 5:11 PM

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Yes Indeed

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:11 PM

Easier to upload pics here

Santi • Jul 7, 5:11 PMEveryone needs to see it again

Jul 7, 5:11 PM

And we can all see

😃

Good luck

Santi • Jul 7, 5:11 PM

K

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:11 PM

I'm rooting for you🙌

Santi • Jul 7, 5:12 PMBy the way.

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Forums are down. I'm Working on the site right now. So you'll probably have to start from scratch.

Jul 7, 5:12 PM

Make sure you include your picture as well. We need to see you to assure you are old enough.

Jul 7, 5:23 PM

Hello. My name is melbinphilipose. My username is vampeneze. My in game user name is: DaFirstMenance. Age: 32 Servers: I play in: Europe and Asia. Rank:50 Conflicts: Indeed Not! Tactics: Rush, Push and Bang' Weapons: Osog, Mace, Doomhammer, Agony, Warmonger, bigboy, shredder.Why Do I want to be in this clan: I wanna Sync It Up with You GZRs and play with mature people. You guys are the best clan in SGDZ, and you guys are very hard working talented guys who dominate instead of camping at Zone C. 

Also

Clans I have Been on Before: R!P, F.e.z, ZB, and KMDK.

Some Pics

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:26 PM

This is me:

Melbin • 

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Jul 7, 5:35 PM

And Recently I was having issues being. With the fact that I can't join anymore. Thanks to Aicfan and Shanti for letting me get this opportunity back. And I'm sorry for the trouble and insults recently. Sorry to all GZR and I hope this application will be a new start. Thanks All. 😊😊

😊

Oh and sorry for the annoyance earlier. Add ingame: DaFirstMenance. 😄😄

😄

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:42 PM

I'm proud of you for owning up to it

Santi • Jul 7, 5:47 PMMelbin. You able to play?

Jul 7, 5:48 PM

Yes

Thanks for all your support

I hope people can see my app

In game user: DaFirstMenance

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:49 PMIf so, this is the guy who is going to vet you. This is the one that loves to thumbs down you when he kills someone. Make sure you do it back to him to get his respect. Faulkov is his in game name.

Jul 7, 5:49 PM

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;)

Lets do this

Oh what server?

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:52 PMI wasn't joking. He is the king of thumbs downing people. Very much a dick in that manner. But since he is the guy you need to impress, you need to follow his lead. And US server. We need to make sure you're good at DM

Jul 7, 5:53 PM

Oh yea I am

Doomhammer and me

Is he good

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:54 PMOkay. Thumbs down is really all you have to remember when you ZC with him. Kill him in DM to get his respect.

Jul 7, 5:54 PM

Thumbs down everyone, he is very picky

Santi • Jul 7, 5:54 PMAnd yes. He's very good.

Jul 7, 5:54 PM

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And how do I do that

And how will he know I'm applying for GZR?

I got this

Should I widow or Sara?

Sara

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:55 PMHe's on our GZR only chat. And Widow

Jul 7, 5:55 PM

Widow and a lot of thumbs down. He is very good so step your game up

Santi • Jul 7, 5:56 PM

;)

Does he play a lot?

Ill screen shot it

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:56 PM

Yes

Santi • Jul 7, 5:56 PM

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Is he now?

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:56 PMYeah. This is his 7th account. All the other six are already rank 50

Jul 7, 5:56 PM

Wow

I'll get him

Have you all done it?

Melbin • Jul 7, 5:57 PMYeah, but very rarely

Jul 7, 5:57 PM

It is an art form

Santi • Jul 7, 5:59 PM

Oh

K

I'll do it

Name and what server?

Melbin

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 • Jul 7, 6:01 PMFaulkov and US server

Jul 7, 6:02 PM

Is he spam?

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:02 PMNo.

Jul 7, 6:03 PM

And does he play DM or ZC the most?

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:03 PMBoth equally

Jul 7, 6:04 PM

U know what time?

He mainly plays?

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:04 PM

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He comes and goes as he pleases. All he leaves behind is a pile of corpses

Santi • Jul 7, 6:05 PM

God damn

What are his other name accounts?

And we should invite some people in

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:07 PMSanti added Scott GZR COOKiE to the Hangout.

Does Faulkov wear GZR tag?

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:09 PMNo. It's too dangerous to wear it these days.

Jul 7, 6:12 PM

Ok peace guys, thanks for giving me the opportunity / now I have to thumbs down this guy

Oh and aic

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:13 PM

Good luck

Santi • Jul 7, 6:13 PM

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Sent request to me

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:13 PMWill do

Jul 7, 6:13 PM

DaFirstNightmare

K cya bros

Off to down this guy

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:14 PM

I did DM with yisus

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:42 PMMmk Melbin. Just got the word. Faulkov is going online to play with you in a minute.

Jul 7, 6:44 PM

Yisus is fake

Santi • Jul 7, 6:48 PM

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Cool

Oh he's fake

K

He's online?

Melbin • Jul 7, 6:54 PM

Sup guys

Can't find him, but I played a game with COFfee

Melbin • Jul 7, 7:13 PM

Oh and let's invite more people

Hey aic

Doing Garden work is hard/ the Mosquitos

Melbin • Jul 7, 8:23 PMYep. Still working at the moment actually

Jul 7, 8:23 PM

Yep

Invite more people

So they can see me app and chill in this new hangouts

Melbin • Jul 7, 8:24 PMI will when I get inside.

Jul 7, 8:24 PM

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K

I couldn't find the guy tho

I only saw fake yisus and chilled wit coffree

K cya guys I gtg

Melbin • Jul 7, 8:26 PMLater.

Jul 7, 8:26 PM

Hey guys

Let's play a match?

Melbin • Jul 7, 9:31 PM

I'm still aiming for fal!

Melbin • Jul 7, 9:43 PM

Guys

Let's play a match when you guys aren't busy.

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Melbin • Jul 8, 11:34 AM

Oh and les invite the whole cLaN

Melbin • Jul 8, 1:51 PM

I'll invite the recruiters later

Santi • Jul 8, 1:52 PM

Yep

Let's invite them now

Melbin • Jul 8, 1:53 PM

That way we can fast track your application

Santi • Jul 8, 1:53 PM

Yep

So we're not inviting all GZR?

Melbin • Jul 8, 1:53 PM

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Only the important ones

Santi • Jul 8, 1:54 PM

Nah, all of them

I want them to see my app

But you and aic only saw it for now

Melbin • Jul 8, 1:54 PM

We shares everything with the recruiters

Santi • Jul 8, 1:55 PM

Ah, Thanks

Melbin • Jul 8, 1:55 PM

The less people involved, the faster we can accept

Santi • Jul 8, 1:55 PM

They prob gonna say no

Melbin • Jul 8, 1:55 PM

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We had someone just like you who got in

Santi • Jul 8, 1:56 PM

Who?

Melbin • Jul 8, 1:56 PM

I'm not guaranteeing anything, just saying

I can't say who

Santi • Jul 8, 1:56 PM

Oh xD

So invite the important ones

Now and me you and aic can have a match

Melbin • Jul 8, 1:57 PM

Yeah let me talk with Ron to see who should get added

Santi • Jul 8, 1:57 PM

And btw, I didn't get fal

But I was being a dick and thumbs people down also

So xD

But that's his thing tho

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And I wanted to ask. Who's the leader of GZR?

Melbin • Jul 8, 1:59 PM

Aic is working and I'm busy

Santi • Jul 8, 1:59 PM

K

Melbin • Jul 8, 2:00 PM

Wait, Does Wingnut finalize the desicion?

Melbin • Jul 8, 2:05 PM

No

Santi • Jul 8, 2:06 PM

Ok

Gotta do some work. Laterz

Melbin • Jul 8, 2:08 PM

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Hey Guys

Melbin • Jul 8, 3:26 PMHi

Jul 8, 3:31 PM

Invite the GZR clan, Santi said the important one

S

Melbin • Jul 8, 3:44 PMAlright. Gotta give us time man. We're all still working.

Jul 8, 3:53 PM

Yep

I work 1-8

At am

Gotta get a haircut and all

I'll be back in an hour or 30 minutes. Cya geezers

Melbin • Jul 8, 4:57 PMOkay man. Later.

Jul 8, 5:00 PM

Scott added Jon Fannin to the Hangout.

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Its been 49 minutes. You have 11 minutes to return, or your application will be added to the reject pile.

Jon • Jul 8, 5:47 PMOkay Melbin. This guy Rockets is the guy who is going to be supervising you. Show him respect.

Jul 8, 5:47 PM

Thank you for your cooperation.

Jon • Jul 8, 5:47 PMWell that's a quick reject pile I guess

Jul 8, 5:59 PM

Yup

Santi • Jul 8, 6:00 PM

Guess that's it we should all leave

Scott • Jul 8, 6:01 PMI don't know. It's up to Jon and Santi really. That's two strikes, and Jon doesn't give very many second chances.

Jul 8, 6:02 PM

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Yeah,mi am fine with that.

I really wanted to see the kid pass the FB test

Scott • Jul 8, 6:03 PM

I will confer with Jon and he will relay our decision

Santi • Jul 8, 6:03 PMThe flash bang test is the milestone of GZR. It's really hard to pass.

Took me forever and a day.

Jul 8, 6:04 PM

I was the co-inventor, so I nailed it. It was easier than getting a stripper to take a dollar from my teeth

Scott • Jul 8, 6:05 PMI once ate a box of nerds out of a strippers butthole.

Jul 8, 6:06 PM

Wow, bet that was a sugar high

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Didn't the box leave that not so fresh cardboard after taste?

Scott • Jul 8, 6:07 PMIn more ways than 1.

Yeah it did.

Back on topic. Strippers. If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave the bitch alone. She's got something to hide.

Jul 8, 6:10 PM

Wow, I have nothing to say. Scary.

Scott • Jul 8, 6:11 PMI found out the hard way. The clap is easily treatable though. You just have to have a mallet and some type of pain tolerance.

Jul 8, 6:12 PM

UTI is the worst I ever caught from a girl. Antibiotics FTW.

I have seen quit a few that were so hot they made my tongue hard.

Scott • Jul 8, 6:16 PM

Hi Guys

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:25 PM

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I am not supposed to be talking to you. I am supposed to be an observer. Melbin you need to read what you have missed and think really hard before you type your next thought.

Scott • Jul 8, 6:27 PM☝️

Scott. Why did you talk to him? I thought we talked about this.

Bad.

Jul 8, 6:29 PM

I know, I have acted like a fool earlier and I'm sorry. Please Give me another chance.

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:30 PM

Scott • Jul 8, 6:30 PM

And I respect all of you guys.

Plus, This clan is the best and has very talented players working to dominate

And I've seen Jon play And I think he is Amazing!

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:33 PM

Flattery will get you nowhere

Jon • 

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Jul 8, 6:33 PM

I'm sorry if I acted like a jerk or fool to you guys

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:33 PM

Jul 8, 6:33 PM

I really want to play with you guys and join this clan.

I hope you guys can all give me another chance

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:34 PMLike I said earlier. Jon is the one you have to impress.

Jul 8, 6:35 PM

Is Jon Fal?

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:35 PM

Scott • Jul 8, 6:35 PMJon is Jon. That's all you need to know about Jon.

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Jul 8, 6:36 PM

K

Cookie

I'm sorry for what I had said in the old Ho

Can I play with Jon?

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:37 PMHmm. That was probably the wrong question to ask. You should ask him and not us.

Jul 8, 6:37 PM

Ok

Hopefully I'll meet up with him and we can sync

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:38 PM

I'd like to sync with you Melbin

I've heard great things about the amount of potential you have

Jon • Jul 8, 6:39 PM

Oh Thanks man

I really appreciate it coming from you

Melbin

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 • Jul 8, 6:39 PM

I've also heard about how you are unreliable and prone to messing up a perfect opportunity

Jon • Jul 8, 6:39 PM

Lol, sorry about that / won't happen again!

And of course you have amazing skills

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:40 PM

Show it with action, not words muttered through the interwebs

Santi • Jul 8, 6:40 PM

Yes

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:40 PM

Where do you live Melvin?

Jon • Jul 8, 6:40 PM

U.S

But I play in Europe and Asia

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And America

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:41 PM

Where in the US?

Santi • Jul 8, 6:42 PM

I need a city

Jon • Jul 8, 6:42 PM

So we can figure out time

Santi • Jul 8, 6:42 PM

Oh, New York City

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:42 PM

We take server latency very seriously

Jon • Jul 8, 6:42 PM

Yep

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And I will accept that

Are You available for a match Jon?

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:43 PM

OK Merbin. I like to test people with clean servers.

Not this overrun 2500+ people online mess that it is in right now

Jon • Jul 8, 6:44 PM

Yep. Thanks a lot

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:44 PM

Jul 8, 6:44 PM

👍

👍

👍

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:45 PM

I want to follow you. I want to watch you. I want to be behind you. I want to feel what you feel. I want to know which way you're going to move before you even do it. I want to understand everything that is going through tour mind. I want to be able to transport myself to the mind or Mervin

Jon • 

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Jul 8, 6:45 PM

My In game username is |TheFirstMenance|

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:46 PM

That's what I want. I'm not playing a game. I'm exposing you for who you are at the core

Jon • Jul 8, 6:46 PM

Oh ok

Definetely

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:46 PM

If that core is rock hard, tough, and stiff to withstand the forces of evil, you will have my blessing.

Jon • Jul 8, 6:46 PM

Very Inspirational! 👍

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:47 PM

Are you prepared to expose yourself and take whatever is coming?

Jon • Jul 8, 6:47 PM

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Of Course... I was Born Ready!

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:47 PM

I'm sure you were born this way. I will contact you when I have prepared.

Jon • Jul 8, 6:48 PM

Indeed. Thanks

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:49 PM

Be ready for when I call upon you

Jon • Jul 8, 6:49 PM

Now, I shall run off with my warmonger/ ZC ;)

Thanks for all the support guys!

I'll be in the U.S server for you guys to observe👍

Peace Guys. Thanks

Melbin • Jul 8, 6:51 PM

Mevlin are you available?

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Jon • Jul 8, 7:15 PM

Yes

Melbin • Jul 8, 7:16 PM

Good. Just making sure we didn't lose you yet

Jon • Jul 8, 7:19 PM

Of course.

Melbin • Jul 8, 7:19 PM

Hey guys

Melbin • Jul 8, 7:40 PMI was asked by Jon, over a recent phone chat we just had, to ask you for any more photos you have of yourself.

Jul 8, 7:49 PM

Mervin let's roll

Jon • Jul 9, 1:35 AM

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This is not a good sign

Jon • Jul 9, 1:42 AM

Hey guys

Sorry, I have Work at 1-7

Melbin • Jul 9, 5:50 AM

Am

Melbin • Jul 9, 5:57 AM

Guys, I really wanna sync some with you geezers so lets set a time

Melbin • Jul 9, 7:50 AMMelbin. I got a request today from our morning GZR phone conference. Jon has asked me to ask you to take a picture of yourself holding up a sign with the word GZR on it. Reason being, he said he went to school with the guy in the picture. Knows him by the name of Jenu Jose or something. Either way, is that you. If so, why are you using the name Melvin?

Jul 9, 9:13 AM

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I didn't want to give my real name

And I can't do that

And I remember you Jon Now!!!

Melbin • Jul 9, 10:44 AM

I can't take the photo, because of my job and I travel everywhere.

Melbin • Jul 9, 10:56 AMMelbin added Lucas Thiessen, Knuckle Duster, and Khan DNA to the Hangout.

They don't do recruiting

Santi • Jul 9, 11:49 AM

Oh

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:49 AM

They aren't even that active

Santi • Jul 9, 11:49 AM

I thought knuckle did

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It's ok

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:50 AMLucas Thiessen left the Hangout.

Nope

Santi • Jul 9, 11:51 AM

They are all important

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:51 AM

You just earned strike 1

Santi • Jul 9, 11:51 AMNo. You are talking to the recruiters. Don't overstep your bounds Melbin

Jul 9, 11:51 AM

K

Sorry

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:51 AM

Can you leave please Khan

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Santi • Jul 9, 11:51 AM

Wait, but if 4 people are here , how will everyone else approve of the desicion whether yes or not?

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:53 AM

Because we relay info

So others won't be bothered by the Hangouts

Santi • Jul 9, 11:54 AM

Oh, how about Unsol?

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:54 AM

You were first so you get first shot

Santi • Jul 9, 11:54 AM

Oh, thanks guys

Sorry about that

Can we play a match?

If you guÿs aren't busy

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:55 AM

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Just don't do anything Luke this again, or else it'll be strike 2

Like

Santi • Jul 9, 11:55 AM

Yep okay

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:55 AM

I hope Jon doesn't get too angry about you messing with his recruiting

Santi • Jul 9, 11:56 AM

What do you mean?

His recruiting?

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:56 AM

He adds people if he needs them

Santi • Jul 9, 11:56 AM

Oh sorry, won't happen again

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:56 AM

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He is very territorial about this kind of stuff

Santi • Jul 9, 11:56 AM

Anyone for a match?

I haven't got to meet you guys in game

Melbin • Jul 9, 11:58 AMYeah. John is going to be upset now. He really went off on Scott yesterday for talking to you at all.

Jon*

Jul 9, 11:59 AM

Why?

He's the only who's guiding me?

Melbin • Jul 9, 12:01 PM

He is the main one

Santi • Jul 9, 12:01 PM

Oh

I understand

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Melbin • Jul 9, 12:02 PM

Ron and I screen applicants. Scott helps sometimes. Jon is the one who does the rest

Santi • Jul 9, 12:02 PM

So he's the one who guided all the Gzr members

?

Melbin • Jul 9, 12:03 PM

For the most part

Santi • Jul 9, 12:04 PM

Wow. He's really important

I understand now

Melbin • Jul 9, 12:05 PMYou have no idea.

We're like a cult. That's why we have morning phone meetings since we all work at the same time. All to discuss the well being of the clan. It's a very strong brotherhood. But once you're in, you're in for life.

Jul 9, 12:07 PM

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O and btw does fal have gzr stats?

Melbin • Jul 9, 12:07 PMYeah, we all do. It's a requirement of the clan, you must have it.

Jul 9, 12:08 PM

Am I suppose be here for crying out loud? Isn't Jon taking care of this? I was waiting for early morning GZR phone for the update, Santi.

Khan • Jul 9, 12:08 PM

Sorry Khan, I added you by accident

Melbin • Jul 9, 12:09 PMSorry Kahn sir. Won't happen again. Feel free to leave. Again, I'm sorry.

Jul 9, 12:09 PM

No

Santi • Jul 9, 12:11 PMMelvin what is you GZR stats account?

Jul 9, 12:55 PM

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Never mind. I just found it. Jon is not going to be happy. You have the meat shield tag. That's not good.

Jul 9, 12:59 PM

Jon sent me this. Says he will need to have a chat later when he's free

Santi • Jul 9, 1:03 PM

RULES ARE FUCKING IMPORTANT

I EXPECT MORE FROM ALL OF YOU

this is greatly disappointing

Jon • Jul 9, 1:18 PM

We cannot build an empire with people only looking out for their own interests. I need to know right now who is running this, and who is leading this hostile takeover. There must be blood. I will not allow our plans to go to ruins

RON. SANTI. KHAN. SCOTT. Who is the traitor?

Jon • Jul 9, 1:21 PM

You. Bitch

The last thing I need is some short and dark fucker coming in here like he owns the damn place

Do you pay the bills? Are you the police?

Santi • Jul 9, 1:23 PM

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Jon no.

Jul 9, 1:23 PM

No, thought so

Santi • Jul 9, 1:23 PMI accept responsibility. All the treason is my fault. I've been feeding him information.

Jul 9, 1:23 PM

WTF Ron

Santi • Jul 9, 1:24 PMHe kept messaging me. What was I supposed to do?

Jul 9, 1:25 PM

Shut the fuck up and not say anything you prick

Santi • Jul 9, 1:25 PM

Ron... You know what this means

Jon

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 • Jul 9, 1:25 PMHe really wants in guys. Just trying to help him.

Jul 9, 1:25 PM

You fucked up. You had just joined

Santi • Jul 9, 1:26 PM

You really want him in so badly, that you risk getting kicked out yourself?

Jon • Jul 9, 1:27 PM

Woah

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:27 PM

I cannot protect you anymore Ron

Jon • Jul 9, 1:27 PMHe got a second chance. Aren't I entitled to the same thing?

Jul 9, 1:28 PM

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This looks bad on me Ron

I invited you

Santi • Jul 9, 1:28 PM

Stop Stop Stop

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:28 PM

How the hell can I expect them to trust me if you pull this kind of shit

Santi • Jul 9, 1:28 PM

I am not risking my chances to let them go

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:28 PM

You are a good guy Ron, but you now put us all at risk

Jon • Jul 9, 1:28 PM

I'm sorry guys I got you guys into this mess

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:29 PM

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If I cannot even control this, how will the dictator trust me with running stage 3?

I've worked to long and to hard to waste it all on this

Jon • Jul 9, 1:30 PMWhy did you have to keep messaging me Melvin. I told you too much. It's my fault.

Jul 9, 1:31 PM

Maybe there is a silver lining

Jon • Jul 9, 1:32 PM

Guys. I'm sorry for all of this

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:32 PMHe knows you're a double agent Jon. I told him that too.

Jul 9, 1:32 PM

It's OKAY!

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:32 PM

If Mervin gets in, and takes Ron's place, I can spin it in the right way.

Jon • 

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Jul 9, 1:32 PM

Stop

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:33 PM

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ASSHOLE?

Jon • Jul 9, 1:33 PM

I can't

Deal with this

I will not take your places, absolutely not!

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:33 PMHe asked why you were in TMJF as we'll. what was I supposed to say

Jul 9, 1:33 PM

I'm sorry

Guys

Let's Start over

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:34 PM

He's gotten deep. I understand Ron

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Jon • Jul 9, 1:34 PM

I'm sorry

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:34 PM

Im not mad at you Ron, I'm disappointed

Jon • Jul 9, 1:34 PM

I know your the one who guided every Gzr and I know your too important

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:35 PM

Mervin... There is more going on than you can possibly imagine.

I cannot protect Ron anymore... He will be excommunicated

Jon • Jul 9, 1:35 PM

Lets Just Start Over, Peacefully

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:35 PM

I will need someone to take his place.

Jon

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 • Jul 9, 1:36 PM

No! it is me that should excommunicated

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:36 PM

Hey, I'm mad at Ron, not disappointed

Santi • Jul 9, 1:36 PM

What did Ron even do?????!??

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:36 PM

Let's kill two birds with one stone then

Mervin gets in and Ron is banished

Santi • Jul 9, 1:36 PM

No Santi

Stop

Aic is one

Of GZRs prized,

Ron has helped me so much

And I'm not letting him leave just for me

So let him stay

And We a Will have a brand new start

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I'm sorry for acting like a fool

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:38 PM

I'm sorry Marvin, but he messed up big time

Santi • Jul 9, 1:38 PM

No he didn't

He is not leaving

I'll leave for him

I can't

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:39 PM

He's getting kicked out, not leaving through his own will

Santi • Jul 9, 1:39 PM

Cause he was a member in the first place

And he helped me

So there is no need

I'll leave instead to keep him in

If he does

I'm sorry Jon

And Santi

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:41 PM

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Mervin if I cannot protect Ron, what makes you think that you are capable?

Jon • Jul 9, 1:41 PM

And Ron

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:41 PM

He is finished

Jon • Jul 9, 1:41 PM

Idk

But what did he even do??

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:41 PM

He spoke too much

Santi • Jul 9, 1:41 PM

What??!?

C'mon

I am the most annoying person here

And aic did not forget the rules, I did

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Melbin • Jul 9, 1:43 PM

It's too late. It can not be unfone

Undone

Santi • Jul 9, 1:46 PMI just got the word from Nerdatron guys. He says I'm out of the clan for breaking the trust of every member here. I'm not good with goodbye but please let Melbin stay in. He is a good guy. See you on the battlefield. Good luck Merbin.

Jul 9, 1:46 PM

Ron Watson left the Hangout.

Good riddance

Santi • Jul 9, 1:46 PM

Omg

Do I replace him after my training?

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:47 PM

Let's wait for Jon

Santi • Jul 9, 1:47 PM

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Yes

You think I will make it?

I feel bad for Ron

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:48 PM

Looks good

Ad I don't feel bad. He got what was coming to him

And

Santi • Jul 9, 1:51 PM

Wait, how long ago was aic a member?

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:53 PM

Months

Santi • Jul 9, 1:54 PM

Oh

I gotta be serious bout' the rules if I get in

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:55 PM

Yup. You don't want to be like Ron

Santi • 

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Jul 9, 1:56 PM

I think this is my fault

Maybe he'll find a new clan

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:57 PM

No clan will take him once people find out he got kicked put

Santi • Jul 9, 1:58 PM

Yep

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:58 PM

Out

Santi • Jul 9, 1:58 PM

My other clans I didn't feel respected

Especially F.E.z and rip

Melbin • Jul 9, 1:59 PM

Oh

Santi

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 • Jul 9, 1:59 PM

So, I thought this clan would be right for me

Hope Fully, I might be in

Bye guys I gotta go eat

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:03 PM

Don't take too long. We might need you soon for stuff

Santi • Jul 9, 2:05 PM

What nickname would you use if you were in GZR?

Santi • Jul 9, 2:18 PM

I'm back

My nick: *DaMenance

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:21 PM

And what color avatar?

Santi • Jul 9, 2:21 PM

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Blue, Green

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:22 PM

Anything else?

Santi • Jul 9, 2:22 PM

Little black

And

Yellow

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:23 PM

I mean objects

Santi • Jul 9, 2:24 PM

Oh

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:24 PM

Like I have a sombrero

Santi • Jul 9, 2:24 PM

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Cool

A sword?

A lightning bolt

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:25 PM

Anything else?

Santi • Jul 9, 2:25 PM

And yea that's it

Do you design it?

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:25 PM

Some

Usually whoever is free

Santi • Jul 9, 2:26 PM

Oh and a spiky hat

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:26 PM

Is that all? Feel free to ask for more

Santi • Jul 9, 2:27 PM

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A knife

Add some cool colors

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:27 PM

Any effects?

Santi • Jul 9, 2:27 PM

Cool you could do that!!!

What do you mean by effects?

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:28 PM

Ron used to have the glittery background

Santi • Jul 9, 2:28 PM

Oh

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:28 PM

Others had inverted

That kind of stuff

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Santi • Jul 9, 2:28 PM

Like a shadow background

With cool colors

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:29 PM

Shadow on the skull or knife or all

Santi • Jul 9, 2:29 PM

What's inverted??

Khan, what do you think

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:29 PM

Your run of the mill photo effect

Santi • Jul 9, 2:30 PM

Santi , what do you think

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:30 PM

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I think you should get a dragon if you're putting a sword

Santi • Jul 9, 2:30 PM

Ya

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:30 PM

That would look badass

Santi • Jul 9, 2:30 PM

And put like a sword in the skull

Totally

Who has the coolest one in gzr?

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:31 PM

Ron's was the best

But no one had ever put a sword before

I think that would look sweet, especially with a dragon, some lighting and good shadows

Santi • Jul 9, 2:32 PM

Yea

Th ask

Thanks

Melbin

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 • Jul 9, 2:33 PM

No problem

Santi • Jul 9, 2:33 PM

If you could do add those do it

;)

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:33 PM

I'll get on it asap

Santi • Jul 9, 2:33 PM

Do ya think glasses would look good?

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:33 PM

No

Santi • Jul 9, 2:34 PM

But I'm not in the clan

So idk if you should

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Melbin • Jul 9, 2:34 PM

This isn't Harry Potter where some one with glasses is gonna be next to a dragon

Don't worry about it Marvin, I'm sure it won't be a wasted effort ;)

Santi • Jul 9, 2:35 PM

Lol yep

Maybe I'll get in ;)

It's going to look sick

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:35 PM

It'll be the best, hands down

Santi • Jul 9, 2:36 PM

Yep, thanks guys

Melbin • Jul 9, 2:37 PM

Just finished with a long GZR update call. These are really big plans for GZR in SGDZ... Seems all things are in order and progressing well.

Oh, just disregard my last message. Wrong window! Too many windows i guess

Khan • Jul 9, 2:50 PM

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Dammit Khan, why did you even bother setting up that workstation if you can't keep track of chat windows😕

Santi • Jul 9, 2:56 PM

Has Jon been here? I have my history disabled for quick upload of hangout.

Khan • Jul 9, 3:00 PM

Not yet but we will have news to share soon

Santi • Jul 9, 3:02 PM

My phone's been ringing like crazy shit while me at work.

All from Nerd!

Khan • Jul 9, 3:05 PM

Hey guys

Melbin • Jul 9, 3:12 PM

Hey Melbin. You good?

Khan • Jul 9, 3:13 PM

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Ya man

I might be in Da clan soon

After my training

And all

Melbin • Jul 9, 3:13 PM

Really? Says who?

Khan • Jul 9, 3:13 PM

After they test me

Jon

Melbin • Jul 9, 3:14 PM

They?

Khan • Jul 9, 3:14 PM

Don't put your foot in your mouth Marbin

Santi • Jul 9, 3:14 PM

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Yea

Melbin • Jul 9, 3:14 PM

You saw what happened to Ron for talking

Santi • Jul 9, 3:14 PM

Yep

Gtg

Melbin • Jul 9, 3:15 PM

The years i've worked with Jon, nobody knows if theyll make it to GZR clan until they are in!!!

Khan • Jul 9, 3:15 PM

Jon is a curious beast. He may seem one way but he's actually another

Santi • Jul 9, 3:17 PM

Thats why we trust Jon strict rules and have asked his favour always, and we are as always obliged to him

Khan • Jul 9, 3:17 PM

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He's not strict, it's that I guess he just wants all of us to follow the rules

Accordingly

👍

Santi, up for a match?

Melbin • Jul 9, 4:55 PM

Eating some nachos

Santi • Jul 9, 4:55 PM

Ah

Can we play tho

Melbin • Jul 9, 4:56 PM

I'm almost done with your avatar

Santi • Jul 9, 4:56 PM

Cool!!!!!!!

Melbin • Jul 9, 4:56 PM

I want to have it done for tonight

Santi • Jul 9, 4:56 PM

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Aweosme

Wait

I can't wear it till I'm gzr?

I wanna see when it's done👍👍

👍

Thanks bro for doing it

Melbin • Jul 9, 4:57 PM

It shouldn't be too long with Ron out of the picture

Santi • Jul 9, 4:57 PM

Yep

Tbh, Ron was stressin me out

When you done with nachos, lets have a match

Melbin • Jul 9, 4:59 PM

But I need to have it ready for tonight

Explicit orders from the higher ups

Santi • Jul 9, 5:00 PM

Ah

Wait, they know about this???

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Melbin • Jul 9, 5:00 PM

Jon, duh

Santi • Jul 9, 5:00 PM

Oh yea

Lol where is he?

Melbin • Jul 9, 5:01 PM

I have to be ready at all times

Santi • Jul 9, 5:01 PM

Yes. thanks

Oh and one more thing, what do app do you design with?

Melbin • Jul 9, 5:01 PM

I use photoshop

With vectored images

For awesome resolution :D

Santi • Jul 9, 5:02 PM

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👍

Is it mobile or pc?

Melbin • Jul 9, 5:03 PM

PC

Santi • Jul 9, 5:03 PM

Ah, k

Melbin • Jul 9, 5:03 PM

I can't imagine doing it mobile O.o

Santi • Jul 9, 5:03 PM

Lol

Yea

The app will go faster without Ron

Cause he was getting on my nerves at a time

Anyways, Thanks A Lot For Everything. 😊😊

😊

Melbin • Jul 9, 5:05 PM

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No problem

Santi • Jul 9, 5:05 PM

Mervin, where are you? After the latest GZR tribunal they have given me his spot.

You are to meet faulkov on the America server later tonight. He will have further instructions for you in game, regarding your training.

It is now my turn to "get on your nerves" as Ron did before me.

Scott • Jul 9, 8:37 PM

Mervin you are in trouble, faulkov said you never showed.

He was waiting for you for two hours

Scott • Jul 10, 12:13 AM

Cookie, I have work at those times

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:15 AM

Guys, You Have To UnderStand something, I have work at night from 11-7

Cookie, tell Faulkov that, and if we can meet again between 11-12 am on the U.S server.

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:31 AM

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*11 am- 12 pm

And tell him I'm sorry

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:38 AM

And one more thing is shotchacokov GZR, Fal?

Melbin • Jul 10, 9:47 AM

No and stop trying to guess

Santi • Jul 10, 10:25 AM

Lol. Is he at least on GZR?

I wanna add him, so we can meet in game

Melbin • Jul 10, 10:30 AM

Yes his user is Faulkov

Santi • Jul 10, 10:35 AM

No on google hangouts?

Melbin • Jul 10, 10:35 AM

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No

Santi • Jul 10, 10:35 AM

Oh

Ok

Melbin • Jul 10, 10:35 AM

Are You at least allowed to tell me what GZR he is?

Melbin • Jul 10, 10:38 AM

No, its confidential

Santi • Jul 10, 10:47 AM

K

I'm going to add fall and play wit him

Santi, if you are not busy lets play

Melbin • Jul 10, 11:52 AM

I'll be free later. Also, Faulkov is a she so mind your manners. But don't be too nice, she plays rough

Santi • Jul 10, 12:26 PM

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She's a she!

Oh

She is Jn

*Jm

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:46 PM

Nope

Santi • Jul 10, 12:46 PM

What??????

xD

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:46 PM

JM doesn't play anymore

Santi • Jul 10, 12:46 PM

She plays rough ?

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:47 PM

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Yup

Santi • Jul 10, 12:47 PM

Like every kill is thumbs down?

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:47 PM

Melee and all up in your face

Santi • Jul 10, 12:47 PM

Wow

Can you tell me

What Gzr?

I wanna see her stats

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:48 PM

No. How many times do I have to tell you.

Santi • Jul 10, 12:48 PM

Okay ☺️

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:48 PM

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She doesn't give a fuck about stats

Santi • Jul 10, 12:48 PM

Ah

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:48 PM

She just kicks ass

Santi • Jul 10, 12:48 PM

Wait

If I can thumbs her down then I'm in?

Sounds Easy enough

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:49 PM

If you want to incur her wrath

Santi • Jul 10, 12:49 PM

I'll impress her

Is she nice?

PC or mobile?

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Melbin • Jul 10, 12:50 PM

Mobile

Santi • Jul 10, 12:51 PM

Oh that's good

I dominate mobile

Players

Is it easy to thumbs her down?

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:52 PM

Its easy to thumbs down everyone. Its harder to win

Santi • Jul 10, 12:52 PM

Oh, too win

Lol I have to win also xD

So u finished the pic?

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:53 PM

Yes but I can't give it to you yet

Santi • Jul 10, 12:54 PM

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Oh thanks. Jon has to approve right?

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:54 PM

Yeah

Santi • Jul 10, 12:54 PM

So, wanna game at Like 1?

If your not busy

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:56 PM

I'll try

Santi • Jul 10, 12:56 PM

K

Go on the u.s server

And invite or sync

Melbin • Jul 10, 12:58 PM

I'll try

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Santi • Jul 10, 12:58 PM

K, I'm going to DM/ on u.s server

Try to catch me there. Laterz

Melbin • Jul 10, 1:00 PMSanti added Rob Brittingham to the Hangout.

Where the fuck an I?

Rob • Jul 10, 1:01 PM

Hey

Santi, are you the knight?

Melbin • Jul 10, 1:21 PM

Nvm

Hey rob

Melbin • Jul 10, 1:33 PM

Guys.. Plans are put on hold. Management is disappointed in the failed sync with Faulkov

I'm seeing what we can do to recover, but we have to stay on our toes

I didn't want to get personally involved in vetting, but I may have to

Jon • Jul 10, 2:20 PM

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K

Are you allowed to test me?

*able

Melbin • Jul 10, 2:50 PM

And What is Faulkovs username if anyone knows. not in game, like his general one that I can see in the friends list.

Melbin • Jul 10, 2:55 PM

Faulkov

Santi • Jul 10, 3:08 PM

Is a friends list in alphabetical order?

Melbin • Jul 10, 4:43 PM

Yeah

Santi • Jul 10, 4:44 PM

All I found is Farouk

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GuYs, I won't be on for Friday and maybe Saturday, cause I'll be traveling

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:19 PM

Where are you travelling to?

Santi • Jul 10, 5:25 PM

India

From America to India

It's a two day trip

But guys

As soon as I get back u guys gotta test me

And cookie what did Fal say, tell him I sent request

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:32 PM

11am - 12pm? are you serious? That is really weak. You want the great Faulkov to adjust her usually playing times of evenings and nights just to a one hour window? Unbelievable. I am gonna have to call an emergency Aerotank meeting for this. I really hope Jon and Faulkov aren't pissed. I may end up as the next Ron thanks to you Marvin.

Scott • Jul 10, 5:32 PM

WTF, we can't have a repeat this soon

Santi • Jul 10, 5:35 PM

FAULKOV!!!! no nicknames, don't shorten it. She gets pissed. FAULKOV! Marvin FAULKOV!

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Scott • Jul 10, 5:36 PM

Keep up Marble, we take names seriously around here

Santi • Jul 10, 5:37 PM

Ok.

Cookie, tell fal I sent him A request. I don't know if he accepted it or not

Cause it was not on my pending list a few hours after

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:43 PM

Did you really shorten the name again just now? FAULKOV

Scott • Jul 10, 5:43 PM

I know

I wrote

Faulkov

Ask her If she accepted

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:44 PM

So you are going to India?

Scott • Jul 10, 5:44 PM

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Yea.

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:44 PM

I can't right now

Where do you leave from?

Scott • Jul 10, 5:44 PM

I will still be talking to you guys in India

I will leave tommorow at 4 pm

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:45 PM

Where do you land?

Where?

Scott • Jul 10, 5:45 PM

You can meet up with our resident Indian GZR

Santi • Jul 10, 5:45 PM

Oh no, it's fine

I'll talk here

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At all times

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:45 PM

U should know Marvin... I take listening as a sign of a good clanmate. I asked where and you told me when.

Scott • Jul 10, 5:46 PM

He likes to meet fellow players

Santi • Jul 10, 5:46 PM

Are you sure she doesn't have google hangouts

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:46 PM

No she doesn't and Scott asked where

Santi • Jul 10, 5:46 PM

We can't tell you that

Scott • Jul 10, 5:46 PM

Why"

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Melbin • Jul 10, 5:46 PM

Where are you landing

Santi • Jul 10, 5:46 PM

I think kochi

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:47 PM

We need to know what airports

Scott • Jul 10, 5:47 PM

Oh idk

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:47 PM

You don't know?

Scott • Jul 10, 5:47 PM

No,

Melbin • 

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Jul 10, 5:47 PM

Didn't you book the flights?

Scott • Jul 10, 5:47 PM

How can you be flying and not know?

Santi • Jul 10, 5:47 PM

You have to go there first

I don't know the name

Just forget it,

I'll just be here

Just talk to me In India

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:48 PM

We like to keep tabs

Santi • Jul 10, 5:48 PM

And maybe I'll do the training in India

probably

And I need to meet her soon

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:48 PM

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Listen Marvin we have something going on at an airport soon and we need to know

Scott • Jul 10, 5:48 PM

Nvm that

Just forget it

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:49 PM

I am not sure you get how this works

We don't like people holding back information

Scott • Jul 10, 5:50 PM

When I'm in India

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:50 PM

Guys... Calm down

Jon • Jul 10, 5:50 PM

We will continue this

Yea

You guys are stressing me out

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Melbin • Jul 10, 5:50 PM

We can't show all of our cards. We don't k ow if we can trust Melvin yet.

Jon • Jul 10, 5:50 PM

But Marble is our last hope...

Santi • Jul 10, 5:51 PM

OMG, JON I AM SOOOOOO SORRY. I was unable to get him to meet Faulkov yesterday.

Scott • Jul 10, 5:51 PM

I had work

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:51 PM

Last thing I want is another Ron situation because one of us says too much. He doesn't need to know about our airport plans. It doesn't concern him yet

Jon • Jul 10, 5:51 PM

Yea

I can't tell my airport plans

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Melbin • Jul 10, 5:52 PM

If we could expedite the process Jon...

Scott • Jul 10, 5:52 PM

I don't even know where his loyalty lies... How can I expect him to stay quiet about a live operation?

Jon • Jul 10, 5:52 PM

We could use another resource

Scott • Jul 10, 5:52 PM

I should be reporting this conversation to Nerd. Please don't force my hand

Jon • Jul 10, 5:52 PM

Guys,

When I am in India

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:53 PM

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We haven't even completed background on him yet. He might be a plant from one of our competitors. Prices are forcing political changes in our industry

Jon • Jul 10, 5:53 PM

I would never farce your hand Jon. So sorry.

Scott • Jul 10, 5:53 PM

We will meet in the game and you guys will test me. That's it

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:53 PM

That sounds more like a command than a request

Scott • Jul 10, 5:54 PM

Whoa whoa whoa. You do not tell is what to do

Santi • Jul 10, 5:54 PM

wtf Marvin?

Scott • Jul 10, 5:54 PM

I kno, I'm jus saying to do that

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Melbin • Jul 10, 5:54 PM

Mervin... This goes much deeper than just a game. I think you ight have potential. Im not sure yet. Please don't put yourself in danger by asking the wrong questions

Jon • Jul 10, 5:54 PM

You can't even send a simple friend request right and you are trying to cheapen our process?

Scott • Jul 10, 5:55 PM

Ok. Look

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:55 PM

No, you look

Santi • Jul 10, 5:55 PM

Just tell her if she got it

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:55 PM

Faulkov. Is that the user you sent a request to?

Scott

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 • Jul 10, 5:55 PM

Yes

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:56 PM

Does she have her burner cell?

Santi • Jul 10, 5:56 PM

Permission to C3P0 Faulkov please Jon.

may I?

Scott • Jul 10, 5:57 PM

Are you ready to go right now Marvin?

I don't want to bother her for a second time and not deliver. She is the one doing us the favor.

I already dislike asking twice, I refuse to be put I the position to ask three times.

Jon • Jul 10, 5:59 PM

Yea okay

Melbin • Jul 10, 5:59 PM

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I'm OK with it Cookie. Verify that Marvin is 100% logged in and ready to go before you make that call. I refuse to go through this again.

Jon • Jul 10, 6:01 PM

Will do Jon.

Scott • Jul 10, 6:02 PM

Where are you?

What server?

Melbin • Jul 10, 6:05 PM

I think the games for me with Faulkov were good

In the first, I got first with 11-4 and in the second I saved her from getting killed , killed the guy and thumbs the suspect down!

Hello knuckles

Melbin • Jul 10, 6:47 PM

Let me review

Knuckle • Jul 10, 6:50 PM

Please don't boast Marvin

Faulkov just contacted me.

She will let me know when you need to be on again

Page 93: The EPIC troll of Melba, Smeldon, Marvin...Melbin

On a positive note. The latest conference call went well and Ron may be reinstated

Scott • Jul 10, 6:52 PM

Hey

She said she'll talk to me on google after

Sup knuckle

Melbin • Jul 10, 7:05 PM

Burn 32

Knuckle • Jul 10, 7:06 PM

Huh?

Cookie, Gg earlier

And What is better agony, big boy, or warmonger on mobile?

Melbin • Jul 10, 7:07 PM

FYI- AIC RW report is up too

Knuckle • Jul 10, 7:09 PM

Melbin, I am only here to review and report

Knuckle • Jul 10, 7:13 PMKnuckle Duster left the Hangout.

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Big Boy rules all. Did he finally get a couple of test matches done with Faulkov? It's about time.... How many FB kills does he have? I need to report back to **....

Rob • Jul 10, 7:18 PM

Faulkov only started phaser one. Fb kills have not begun

Scott • Jul 10, 7:23 PM

Scott thank you for repairing our relationship with Faulkov. She is a valued asset, and I've put out too many fires already today. Thank you for delivering on your promise

Jon • Jul 10, 7:24 PM

No problem the C3P0 went well

Scott • Jul 10, 7:37 PM

Thanks z

Melbin • Jul 11, 5:44 AM

*thanks cookie. I talked to Faulkov and she said we are going to DM.

The next time we meet.

Melbin

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 • Jul 11, 5:49 AM

Good news Melba! We have Ron back!

Scott • Jul 11, 11:53 AMScott added Ron Watson to the Hangout.

Care to explain Marvin?

Jul 11, 12:18 PM

Ron I'm glad to hear things went well with the tribunal

Jon • Jul 11, 2:16 PMThat isn't important anymore. What is is what I posted above. Where's Melbatoast? He's got some explaining to do.

Jul 11, 2:18 PM

Maury... Where are you? We need to talk.

Scott • Jul 11, 5:13 PM👆

We're still doing one no is out, right?

Jul 11, 5:14 PM

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Yup, only takes one veto

Faulkov is already annoyed cause she got stood up the first night

Scott • Jul 11, 5:15 PMWell Shelbin better have a good reason for saying what I posted above.

Jul 11, 5:15 PM

Hmmm, thought his name is Maury or Murray.

Faulkov said that Fb portion is starting soon. Assuming you don't veto him first.

Scott • Jul 11, 5:17 PMScott renamed the Hangout to Applicant #34,521He won't get a veto until after the FB ceremony as long as his intentions were good

Jul 11, 5:18 PM

Just remember he could be an "asset"

Scott • Jul 11, 5:18 PMTraveling from India to US frequently would help out our market over there.

Jul 11, 5:21 PM

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Ron, you are gonna get in trouble again

Scott • Jul 11, 5:22 PM

Keep your trap shut.

Santi • Jul 11, 5:22 PM

We all know asia is thin, but we can't move too fast

Scott • Jul 11, 5:23 PMMelbon. You have exactly 11 hrs and 8 minutes to respond it else you get a NO vote from me for absence in dire circumstances. And go

Jul 11, 8:52 PM

Its been 24 hours since we've had contact

Do you guys think the SQ could have reached him first?

Jon • Jul 12, 5:55 AM

I know they don't like us, but do you think they'd bother going after someone who technically isn't affiliated with us yet?

Santi • 

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Jul 12, 8:21 AMOh man, I'm going to hold off on my no vote until we hear back from him again. I really hope they didn't get to him.

Jul 12, 8:28 AM

We still got #34,522 to look forward to I guess...

Santi • Jul 12, 8:49 AMOh yeah. Maybe Unisol would be a good replacement. Good thinking Santi.

Jul 12, 8:54 AM

So guys, what's the update on this application? Why so slow? We can't be so lazy on this if we were to remain on top! We can't afford to loose this. Chop Chop...

Khan • Jul 12, 11:38 AMSorry Dr. Khan sir. Looks like we have an applicant that is missing. Possible SQ abduction.

Jul 12, 11:40 AM

This... Is.... Not.... A.... Good... Sign.... MELVIN.

Khan • Jul 12, 11:45 AM

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Check in quick Marble

Santi • Jul 12, 11:46 AM

Tsk,tsk

Santi • Jul 13, 6:49 PMRight?!?!

Jul 13, 6:52 PM

Fuck this asshole. He better be dead...

Rob • Jul 13, 7:29 PM

If no one else will say it.

I'm gonna say it.

VETO

Maury you have been officially denied.

Good luck with your clan search.

Scott • Jul 13, 7:42 PM😮

Can I tell him what he needs to hear? Can I pretty please?

Jul 13, 7:49 PM

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Plz do

Scott • Jul 13, 8:19 PM

Jul 13, 8:52 PM

Ron Watson left the Hangout.

In case you can't see it Merlin. He said that you have been trolled, and we had no intentions of letting you in, ever since the first few minutes of meeting you.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt a little

Scott • Jul 13, 9:30 PMJon renamed the Hangout to Marisol GZR application: ApprovedScott renamed the Hangout to Marisol GZR application: DeclinedSanti renamed the Hangout to Marisol GZR application: Request DeniedJon renamed the Hangout to Marisol GZR application: I'M DRYScott GZR COOKiE left the Hangout.

Santi renamed the Hangout to Marisol GZR application: SHIELD MEJon renamed the Hangout to =FORCE= Recruitment Chat

Squad Up bitches

Santi • Jul 17, 7:07 PM

Jon

Page 101: The EPIC troll of Melba, Smeldon, Marvin...Melbin

 • Jul 17, 7:08 PM

My spirit animal

Santi • Jul 17, 7:09 PM

Eh?

Khan • Jul 17, 11:27 PM

Good job melbin

Oly • Wed, 4:25 PM

Thanks THE sir oly!

Melbin • Wed, 4:26 PM

Mighty fine work there, Son.

ShaderX • Wed, 4:26 PM

Melbin whats your IGN?

Oly

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 • Wed, 4:28 PM

Answer Quickly !

Jeremy • Wed, 4:29 PM

Melbin if i say something you have to answer quikly understand?

Oly • Wed, 4:30 PM

Sorry THE sir oly

Melbin • Wed, 4:32 PM

Now answer my question

Oly • Wed, 4:32 PM

What's ign?

Melbin • Wed, 4:32 PM

In game nickname

Oly • Wed, 4:33 PM

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DaMenance [GZR]

Melbin • Wed, 4:34 PM

Wrong i asked for your nickname not username

Oly • Wed, 4:34 PM

That is it

Melbin • Wed, 4:35 PM

Ok add me in 3 mins bunnyswag

I want to t get your friend request in 3 minutes

Hurry up im waitimg

Oly • Wed, 4:36 PM

Add in 3?

Melbin • Wed, 4:36 PM

Waiting?

Add me now

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Oly • Wed, 4:36 PM

Add me too on killuuuuuu

Jeremy • Wed, 4:36 PM

Bunnyswag

Oly • Wed, 4:36 PM

Right now

Jeremy • Wed, 4:36 PM

Gooo add us noww

Or i will have to punish you

Understand?

Oly • Wed, 4:37 PM

Yes THE sir oly

Yes Sir Wolf

Melbin • Wed, 4:39 PM

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Oke good did you add us?

Oly • Wed, 4:39 PM

Sir Wolf, what is yours?

Melbin • Wed, 4:39 PM

He said it

Oly • Wed, 4:39 PM

Oh

Sorry, sir wolf

Got it?

I gtg in a few

Give me all users

We will resume will the applications tommorow

Melbin • Wed, 4:42 PMMelbin

Will you be able to be on in 3 hours and 15 minutes exactly

Wed, 4:42 PM

For Now Train, and chill out

Idk Ron, maybe

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Melbin • Wed, 4:43 PMI need a definite yes or no

Wed, 4:43 PM

How dare you not take Sir Ron's question seriously!

Jeremy • Wed, 4:44 PM

Yes

Melbin • Wed, 4:44 PMOkay Mel

Wed, 4:46 PM

Am I supposed to send the links of the photos

Melbin • Wed, 4:46 PM

No

Jeremy • Wed, 4:46 PMLucas has something he wants to say to you.

Wed, 4:46 PM

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We can handle that

Jeremy • Wed, 4:46 PMWait for him

Wed, 4:46 PM

And post on the site?

Thanks Sir Wolf

If you will, sirs. Please send me usernames to add you guys

I will be on at 7:08 PM.

Melbin • Wed, 4:48 PMHold on

Wed, 4:48 PM

Do you have added me?

Oly • Wed, 4:48 PMDon't leave yet

Wed, 4:48 PM

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Yes

Check if you recieved it THE sir oly

Melbin • Wed, 4:49 PM

Oke i will

Oly • Wed, 4:49 PM

Applications will resume once, pics are posted on the site

Melbin • Wed, 4:50 PMRob, I guess you can do the honors

Since Lucas is not here

Never mind. You can leave now Mervin

Wed, 4:51 PM

Can I have the usernames

Melbin • Wed, 4:51 PMDamn autocorrect

Wed, 4:51 PM

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And might I remind that I have work at night

Alright laters,

Melbin • Wed, 4:54 PMYou're still coming back on in 3 hours right?

Wed, 4:54 PM

And 6mins to be exact

Joshua • Wed, 4:54 PM

And 36 secs to be exacter

Oly • Wed, 4:55 PM

Dafuq, what is this place i'm at?

Luc • Wed, 5:03 PM

It's the SMC recruitment for GZR

I sent ya a pm

Joshua • 

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Wed, 5:05 PM

SMC?

Luc • Wed, 5:05 PM

Check yo pms

Joshua • Wed, 5:05 PMLuc

PM me

I'll explain

Wed, 5:16 PM

Yo Ron, bad news: I can't come in 3 hours. This is because my boss called saying I have to come early for the next 3 days to work

Melbin • Wed, 5:17 PMOr go to the old chat

Wed, 5:17 PM

I will be able at 11:30am tommorow

Melbin • Wed, 5:18 PM

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Check you Private Messages Melba. Lucas wrote something to you

Wed, 5:18 PM

Yep

I understand what he said

Melbin • Wed, 5:20 PMGood, because I have no idea what he said.

Just wanted me to tell you to check your messages

Wed, 5:20 PM

Ron, 11:30 am tommorow?

Listen up, sir Swarit and Sir Joshua

Melbin • Wed, 5:27 PM

Shit is real, i got the package tonight and heading out soon to deliver it.

Luc • Wed, 5:28 PM

Yummy. Daddy like...

Rob • Wed, 5:28 PM

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After posting the pics on the site, I will sync some games with you sirs and then the next will be revealed after

Melbin • Wed, 5:33 PM

Do you know what kind of games we play?

I can't give you the details, but they are hardcore.

Luc • Wed, 5:34 PM

Yes,

Faulkov was good to experience tough

Melbin • Wed, 5:35 PM

Why is Lucas telling me that I am not a member and that U guys are trolling me.

Melbin • Wed, 6:00 PM

Uh cause you are a Fuking noob

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:00 PM

Hello

Jeremy • 

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Wed, 6:01 PM

Hey Sir Jeremy

Melbin • Wed, 6:01 PM

I ain't no sir fool 😂

I am not a GZR either

And you aren't a member

This was all fake

Jeremy • Wed, 6:02 PM

Huh?

Melbin • Wed, 6:03 PM

They are double fluffing, this is real lol

Joshua • Wed, 6:04 PM

Ignore their lies Melbin, this is all as real as you are.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:04 PM☝️

Wed, 6:04 PM

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Should I ignore Jeremy?

Melbin • Wed, 6:05 PM

Yes.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:05 PM

That's probably whats best

Joshua • Wed, 6:05 PMWho is Jeremy

Wed, 6:05 PM

You shall address Jeremy as: ThaHatred

ShaderX • Wed, 6:05 PM

Or TheBallShitter

Joshua • Wed, 6:06 PM

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Isn't eh da wolf?

Melbin • Wed, 6:06 PMOh, Da Wolf

Wed, 6:06 PM

His membership has been terminated from this moment forth.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:06 PMDamn, beat me to it

He forgot to take his mess this morning

Meds

Wed, 6:06 PM

I can assist at this matter and take care of Jeremy if needed.

Luc • Wed, 6:07 PM

Melbin, how old are you son?

ShaderX • Wed, 6:07 PM

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Ohhh, that explains why Ron !

Joshua • Wed, 6:07 PM

Is felching still here ?

Dee • Wed, 6:07 PM

32

Melbin • Wed, 6:07 PM

Omg

I had a headache

Jeremy • Wed, 6:07 PM

I got bad news guys

Dee • Wed, 6:07 PMDamnit Luc. We didn't need anyone knowing you're the cleaner

What Deez nuts?

Wed, 6:08 PM

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That's good! A guys of a decent age, I'm not much older, only about 37 years ontop of yourself

ShaderX • Wed, 6:08 PM

I am 56

Jeremy • Wed, 6:08 PM

sir fuggs whats the news

James • Wed, 6:08 PM

For those who can't do the mates, I'm 69

ShaderX • Wed, 6:08 PM

And yes I forgot to take my medicines

Jeremy • Wed, 6:08 PM

Deal with somlains

Dee • Wed, 6:09 PM

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I myself am 26

Joshua • Wed, 6:09 PM

Maths*

ShaderX • Wed, 6:09 PM

Now I am feeling better

Jeremy • Wed, 6:09 PM

ooo

James • Wed, 6:09 PM

Lmao I'm reading the old msgs

Dee • Wed, 6:09 PM

anything i can do 

James • Wed, 6:09 PM

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Hahahah

Deal with with somalian didn't work out well

Dee • Wed, 6:09 PM

Shall we execute the witnesses?

Jeremy • Wed, 6:10 PM

They recognized Ron from last encounter with Saudis and want to chop is head off

Dee • Wed, 6:10 PM

should we is that smart we might need him

James • Wed, 6:10 PMDamnit

Wed, 6:10 PM

Mr. Fuggah, good to see you here my friend.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:10 PMI told you to leave my picture out

Wed, 6:10 PM

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Ron I've book a private jet ticket ticket to our Afghanistan head quarters

Dee • Wed, 6:11 PM

I have the labs at St. Petersburg and Moscow under control.

Luc • Wed, 6:11 PM

Make to airport now leave the country

Good to see u shader

Dee • Wed, 6:11 PM

I have to go to work In an hour

Melbin • Wed, 6:12 PMCan you take care of India too Luc. Just in case...well you know

Wed, 6:12 PM

I'm on my way back to USA

Dee

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 • Wed, 6:12 PM

Dee should I leave the country as well

Jeremy • Wed, 6:12 PM

I got you covered.

Luc • Wed, 6:12 PM

I am on India Ron

Jeremy • Wed, 6:12 PMMelbin. Stop lying, we know who you are, and we know you're 12

Wed, 6:12 PM

Somalians are one scary looking mother fuckers

Dee • Wed, 6:12 PM

And what is your day job, Melbin?

ShaderX • Wed, 6:12 PM

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Lmao

Jeremy • Wed, 6:12 PMGood Jeremy

Dammit

Wed, 6:12 PM

So am i a member still?

Melbin • Wed, 6:12 PM

Jeremy that's a good idea leave with Ron and take all the chemicals with u

Dee • Wed, 6:13 PMWho's hacking my computer how

Wed, 6:13 PM

ron use the car thats stashed for emergencies it cant be traced key is in the normal spot

James • Wed, 6:13 PMNow

Not funny guys

Wed, 6:13 PM

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Yep time to end this

Jeremy • Wed, 6:13 PMFuck you Smelbin

Seriously guys.

Wed, 6:13 PM

Lol

Dee • Wed, 6:13 PMNot cool

Wed, 6:13 PM

Sorry Ron, that was me. I'm searching those codes.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:13 PM

Fuck you Smelbin

Jeremy • Wed, 6:13 PM

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Suck a donkeys dick

STOP

Wed, 6:13 PM

Lmfao

Jeremy • Wed, 6:13 PM

Dang that's some complex coding shader!

Joshua • Wed, 6:14 PM

Eh

Oh well

Melbin • Wed, 6:14 PM

Found, I'm now searching the location of your secret lab, I've got the code.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:14 PM

Just got text from somalian hooker they r chasing me

Dee • Wed, 6:14 PMYou sperm guzzling cum dumpster Smeldor.

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Eat an aids infested cum bubble off a strippers butthole

In done

Have fun Ron

Wed, 6:15 PM

Found the location...... Virus....... Uploaded..... Computer shutdown.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:15 PM

YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NERDS

I mean 69??????

Old faggots

Melbin • Wed, 6:16 PM

This is our job..

Joshua • Wed, 6:16 PM

Oh fuck no I ain't bout that life

Dee • Wed, 6:16 PM

Melbin there's a package at Nangloi train station, locker 64. Can you get it for us?

Luc

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 • Wed, 6:16 PMHangouts up and running.

Wed, 6:16 PM

Uh luc actually in real life

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:16 PMThanks Shade for that

Wed, 6:17 PM

Not "nerds" just government employed hackers. We're the only few who can hack into ant electrical device on the planet. And what happened to "respect your elders"?

ShaderX • Wed, 6:17 PM

I am 7 minutes from nangloi

In all reality

I am in vikaspuri

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:17 PM

+1 Shaderx, kids these days eh

Joshua

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 • Wed, 6:17 PMReally Aph...Swarit.

Damn

Wed, 6:17 PM

Yea

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:17 PM

Fuck you NERDS

Melbin • Wed, 6:17 PM

Like in reality

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:17 PM

See told you can't trust this felching guy

Dee • Wed, 6:17 PMEat a toads vagina

Wed, 6:17 PM

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You have to deliver it to Block C, New Multan Nagar, Shakur Basti.

Luc • Wed, 6:17 PM

How do we know that this Melbin kid isn't trolling us? His disrespect is appalling.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:18 PM

Dude how do you know about this

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:18 PM

Melbin, calm down.

Joshua • Wed, 6:18 PM

If YOU INVITE ILL KILLL U ALL

Melbin • Wed, 6:18 PM

This is not possible luc

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:18 PMA turkey's girdle is bigger than his cock

On a sandwich

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Wed, 6:18 PM

Fuck off Melvin

Dee • Wed, 6:18 PM

we have the weapons melbin! goodluck

Joshua • Wed, 6:18 PM

Melbin, where are you from son?

ShaderX • Wed, 6:18 PM

We could hunt you down in seconds

Joshua • Wed, 6:18 PM

why is melba toast being so rude

James • Wed, 6:18 PM

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Fuck your rooom Marvin you are fired

Dee • Wed, 6:19 PM

Never mind, I've just hacked into your Garden+ Mail, got up and now running a location checker.... I'll have your location within a few meters soon.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:19 PM

Hard to drive plane and text

Dee • Wed, 6:19 PM

G+ Mail

ShaderX • Wed, 6:19 PMMarvin. What's going on?

Wed, 6:20 PM

YOU PLANNED THIS RON WITH SANTI????????!L

Melbin • Wed, 6:20 PMWhy are you rude?

Wed, 6:20 PM

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Fucking somalians

Dee • Wed, 6:20 PM

I'll make sure the government takes the correct punishment on you for your disrespect.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:20 PM

to troll me!

Melbin • Wed, 6:20 PMLuc.

Wed, 6:20 PM

Whats this guy on about?

Joshua • Wed, 6:20 PM

I'm here.

Luc • Wed, 6:20 PM

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What ?

Dee • Wed, 6:20 PMYour on duty now

Remember when I called it off earlier???

Wed, 6:20 PM

Just send me the address via the usual and i get it done.

Luc • Wed, 6:21 PM

No one's trolling you, I'm the eldest here so you can trust my word.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:21 PMSame address as before

Wed, 6:21 PM

Luc, we have some trash that needs to be rid of

Joshua • Wed, 6:21 PM

Ok, consider it done.

Luc • 

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Wed, 6:21 PMThis time, don't stop

No matter the order

He thinks he's a GZR now

Don't allow anyone to stop you

Wed, 6:21 PM

Lol

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:22 PMOnce you land in London, get a direct fight back

Wed, 6:22 PM

Joshua, Luc and Swarit, I've sent you all the location of Melbin and wish you three happy hunting.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:22 PM

Affirmative!

Luc • Wed, 6:22 PM

Thanks ShaderX

Joshua • Wed, 6:22 PM

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Thanks

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:22 PM

I'll keep in contact on my status

Joshua • Wed, 6:22 PM

Good men.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:23 PM

Where's Marvin

Dee • Wed, 6:23 PM

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:23 PM

I would like to test out the new applicant on this mission, code name eXt0rzioN. This would be good opportunity to see if she has it what it takes.

Luc • Wed, 6:23 PM

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Oh shit son

Dee • Wed, 6:23 PM

Last guy we were ordered to take out

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 6:23 PMMarvin is almost like the guy I got this morning.

Wed, 6:24 PM

I think he's bailed on us Dee, probably hiding from luc

Joshua • Wed, 6:24 PMIn case you forgot Melba...here's a reminder. We are coming for you

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 • Wed, 6:24 PM

That's if he survives

Joshua • Wed, 6:25 PM

He's worstt then lazer

Dee • Wed, 6:25 PMHe didn't bail this time...did he

Haha

Wed, 6:25 PM

Laxer was innocent. This guy is a complete nut bag

Dee • Wed, 6:26 PM

I'll be right back guys, just got to make a call to the president about the Melbin situation.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:26 PM

Take your time Shaderx

Joshua • Wed, 6:26 PM

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Thank god

Wed, 6:27 PM

Tell president he owe me 7 grams of weed n 20 bucks

Dee • Wed, 6:27 PMThat not very steep

Wed, 6:27 PM

This has been great. I really appreciate the screen shots... He's probably shitting on our clan thread right now...

7 grams... Wunda smokes that to wake his lungs up to smoke a bowl...

Rob • Wed, 6:28 PM

Will do, Fuggah, I'll make it my personal responsibility to deliver it to you myself.

ShaderX • Wed, 6:28 PM

He's broke that's why can't afford shit

Lol beef

Dee • Wed, 6:30 PM

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On the plane now, estimated landing to London in 2 hours.

Luc • Wed, 6:37 PM

Aww shiz , some body is in trouble

Dee • Wed, 6:38 PM

Hi

Knuckle • Wed, 7:53 PM

i am standing guard with m16 luc

we are waiting for you

mI6

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 8:00 PMSwarit

Stand down

Wed, 8:01 PM

wtf Ron?

Knuckle • Wed, 8:01 PM

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Yes Sir Ron

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 8:01 PMI repete stand down

Hey Knucks

We are having a serious issue.

Wed, 8:01 PM

Melbin invited me

Knuckle • Wed, 8:01 PMI know.

Wed, 8:02 PM

What can I do?

Knuckle • Wed, 8:02 PMYou weren't supposed to know about this.

Wed, 8:02 PM

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Clean up?

Again????

Knuckle • Wed, 8:02 PMYou're too high up to be bothered with something like a rouge agent

Wed, 8:02 PM

yes

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 8:02 PM

What does he know, I don't have time to read all this idle chatter.

PM me

Knuckle • Wed, 8:04 PM

Sir I just received the nuclear pen Ron Sir

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 8:04 PMHe is a threat and Luc is on his way to take care of things like I did Philipe this morning

All you need to know is we have a rouge agent who knows all our international plans

Wed, 8:05 PM

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"All our international plans", impossible. We aren't designed for any one person to know "all" our plans.

So a subset has been revealed to a rouge agent. Who sponsored him?

PM me. We will clean this up.

Knuckle • Wed, 8:08 PM

Sir I have the nuclear pen ready

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 8:08 PM

Melbin. Why did you invite me here?

Knuckle • Wed, 8:10 PM

Wow! Nice pen..

Rob • Wed, 8:15 PM

We need to give these guys a chance to come clean before you take any action. This is not as bad as it looks.

Is Melbin the only one?

Knuckle • Wed, 8:16 PM

Yes sir knuckle

If he doesn't listen the first time I will finish him off

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With the witnesses

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 8:16 PM

That is fine. We all were once asleep like Melbin & we all had to endure "the suffering". It's Melbin's time to awaken and end his innocence.

Knuckle • Wed, 8:20 PM

Yes sir

But sir will he able to endure "the suffering"

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 8:22 PM

Were you able to deal with the punches in the face you got when you were there? You're still here.

Knuckle • Wed, 8:22 PM

It sends a shivering through my spine if I remember that time sir

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 8:23 PM

Mine too

It sucked.

Knuckle • Wed, 8:25 PMKnuckle renamed the Hangout to Delusion, Denial and Deception

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Melbin seems to be prepared, he knows we are coming. I have to wait for the chance to make it look like an accident. We cannot create any drama on this one.

Luc • Wed, 8:45 PM☝️

In private. Remember, meldor can see this.

Wed, 8:47 PM

Swarit i sent the shipment to you, the ship should arrive within 5 days and brings you 300k as we agreed.

Luc • Wed, 8:47 PM

Yes 300k just like our deal

You need to make it look like a accident

No one should know about our plans

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 9:19 PM

Are all his transmissions handled? Please tell me this is not going to become another Simmons drill.

Knuckle • Wed, 9:20 PM

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No sir we assure you he will be handled soon enough

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 9:20 PM

Can we get to the conjectured state of things as they actually exist, rather than as they may appear or might be imagined.

Knuckle • Wed, 9:22 PM

I want this to stay off the books, if any of this leaks out, I will have your heads on spikes.

ShaderX • Wed, 9:22 PM

Did Agent X give you a promotion Shader

I thought X made knuckle our in charge

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 9:23 PM

Can we change the angle?

This needs to become reality.

For Melbin

Knuckle • Wed, 9:24 PM

Lmao

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 9:24 PM

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In ten knucks

James • Wed, 9:24 PM

Myself and knuckle are now on the same position. We work together to make things happen. In this case he's one who runs things on the field, I work through all the paperwork and desk shiz, age get to you, especially at 69.

Also, my 70th birthday is in 19 Days, I expect all our work to be up to date so I can have the day off, otherwise you'll be dealing with a grumpy old man.

ShaderX • Wed, 9:28 PM

He writes the practices I enforce them.

Speaking of which, where's the guest of honor?

Knuckle • Wed, 9:30 PMKnuckle renamed the Hangout to Operation: Reality Check- Delusion, Denial and Deception

Hiding at the moment.

I have him on sight.

Luc • Wed, 9:35 PM

Please hold. We need him here first. We should all witness this.

Knuckle • Wed, 9:37 PM

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Luc have you recorded the armor penetration round of the Barrett .50 cal I sent you

Received

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 9:37 PM

This should prove valuable to the team.

Just keep Melbin in sight. When he is ready he will have the chance to earn his dignity.

Before you end it

Knuckle • Wed, 9:38 PM

Yes sir & yes sir.

Luc • Wed, 9:40 PM

What happen , is Marvin still here ?

I got a task for him , need to pick some packets from Lucy

Dee • Wed, 9:43 PM

I arranged 5 escorts to Joshua for his upcoming visit at the new lab at St. Petersburg.

I'm sure he is satisfied.

Luc • Wed, 9:46 PM

Craig, you need to have a chat with Dee concerning task driven initiatives. The practice clearly states that "The Roundtable on Comprehensive GZR Initiatives for "packet deliverables" is a forum in which persons involved in the current generation of community-based cross-systems can

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engage in discussion about their work using encrypted ciphers." Google hangouts is clearly not an "encrypted cipher"

And we are clearly not engaged in a "round table"

Knuckle • Wed, 9:53 PM

Agent X is calling you Sir Knuckle

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 9:55 PM

Melbin. Glad to see you

Knuckle • Wed, 10:10 PM

Cause, you guys trolled me

Melbin • Wed, 10:11 PM

Are you overcome by all of this?

Luc..

Knuckle • Wed, 10:11 PM

We do not troll, we are very serious people and we do very serious things.

Luc • Wed, 10:11 PM

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Before you start give the man a chance to talk

Melbin... What do you think about all this??

Knuckle • Wed, 10:12 PM

FUCK OFF!

Cunts

Melbin • Wed, 10:12 PM

You invited me Melbin

I am here to help

Knuckle • Wed, 10:12 PM

Before I knew y'all betray

To bad

I am writing all this on the forum

Melbin • Wed, 10:13 PM

That's fine. I don't have a problem

I want to help

Knuckle • Wed, 10:13 PM

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And telling tha GZR trolled me and my application

Why?

Huh?

Melbin • Wed, 10:13 PM

Because

Just because

How old are you?

Honestly

There is no way you are 32 and buying into all of this dark BS

Knuckle • Wed, 10:14 PM

Yep, CASUE AS OF RIGHT NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TERRORIST PLOT, COMPLETE BASTARDS!

Melbin • Wed, 10:15 PM

Ok, well I can tell you it's not a terrorist plot

Knuckle • Wed, 10:15 PMMelbin renamed the Hangout to A TerrorisMelbin renamed the Hangout to A Terrorist GroupSwarit added VenomousSniperr Alban to the Hangout.

Tell me why is it 30+

Melbin • 

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Wed, 10:16 PM

What the fuck

VenomousSniperr • Wed, 10:16 PM

Because HZR was founded for the older folks playing the game. I wasn't around when it started up. You would need to talk to the guys not trolling you

Knuckle • Wed, 10:17 PMMelbin renamed the Hangout to Everyone I

Welcome Agent Venom

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:17 PM

GZR**

Knuckle • Wed, 10:17 PMMelbin renamed the Hangout to Everyone Is

Melbin. How old are you?

Knuckle • Wed, 10:17 PMMelbin renamed the Hangout to Thanks For Troll

I cleaned the London situation.

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Luc • Wed, 10:17 PM

Thanks LUC, but it's time for reality to sink in and this shot to be over

Knuckle • Wed, 10:18 PM

Nerd

Melbin • Wed, 10:18 PM

Shit*

Knuckle • Wed, 10:18 PM

But

Melbin • Wed, 10:18 PM

Melbin you Fuking idiot

How old are you

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:18 PM

How old are you?

Knuckle

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 • Wed, 10:18 PM

I THINK I TROLLED YOU AT THE MOST

Melbin • Wed, 10:18 PM

Didn't troll me brother

Knuckle • Wed, 10:18 PM

Same

😂

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:19 PM

I'm the fresh scent that's here now

Knuckle • Wed, 10:19 PM

I am 12 FUCKING MENTAL PEICE OF SHIt

And I TROLLOLOLOK

Oololo

Melbin • Wed, 10:19 PM

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I was a 12 fucking mental POs once too

Knuckle • Wed, 10:19 PM

Ed you

Melbin • Wed, 10:19 PM

Oh god that horrible grammar

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:19 PM

Damn. Don't let this guy tell anyone ANYTHING.

VenomousSniperr • Wed, 10:19 PM

Swarit

Melbin • Wed, 10:19 PM

Knuckle help me

His grammar is hurting me 😂

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:19 PM

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I'm trying to help the fucking 12 year old asshat

Knuckle • Wed, 10:20 PM

We must track Melbin down. Get agent Luc to run the computer hack system immediately.

VenomousSniperr • Wed, 10:20 PM

Hold up you vickers

Fuckers

Knuckle • Wed, 10:20 PM

Alright look

Melbin • Wed, 10:20 PM

I'm listening

Knuckle • Wed, 10:20 PM

Where

James • Wed, 10:20 PM

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Stop bothering me

And I won't post

Melbin • Wed, 10:20 PM

Sup smelbin 😀

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:21 PM

I'll just leave peacefully

Melbin • Wed, 10:21 PM

Go SuK a Donkeys Sick

Dick

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:21 PM

Lol

VenomousSniperr • Wed, 10:21 PM

LATERZ, LOSERSSSSSSSZ

Melbin • Wed, 10:22 PM

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Eat an aids infested cumbubble off a strippers butthole

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:22 PM

Thanks FOR TROLLING ME

Melbin • Wed, 10:22 PM

Melbin.... What kind of music do you like?

Knuckle • Wed, 10:22 PM

ASSHOLESSSSSZ

Melbin • Wed, 10:22 PM

You will be found Melbin. Dont cross the street without looking left, right, up down, behind you.

We will find you.

And we will rape you 😡

VenomousSniperr • Wed, 10:23 PM

Left right up down a b a start

Knuckle • Wed, 10:23 PM

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I like Elton John, very sensitive and beautiful songs.

Luc • Wed, 10:23 PM

And rape you repeatedly

Did you know Elton John is gay

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:23 PM

Let's at least get to know this guy. Wtf. You trill him then leave him for dead???

Troll**

Knuckle • Wed, 10:23 PM

Insert a lifesize Osog up your anal cavity.

VenomousSniperr • Wed, 10:23 PM

Hahaha

Knuckle is right

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:24 PM

He could be MOH material

Knuckle • 

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Wed, 10:24 PM

Of course i did, i don't get the kicks from women, they are too easy to take with force, i prefer men because of the stronger resistance.

Luc • Wed, 10:24 PM

Let the kid talk

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:24 PMMelbin cleared the Hangout name.

THIS IS why I'm leaving,

Melbin • Wed, 10:24 PM

For fucks sake. I've had shit happen that I'll never live down. At least give Melbin the opportunity to stay or leave with dignity

Knuckle • Wed, 10:25 PM

Yea!

Melbin • Wed, 10:25 PM

Go ahead Smello.

VenomousSniperr

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 • Wed, 10:25 PM

True

Go ahead

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:25 PM

Spill it Melbin. I have 21 questions

Knuckle • Wed, 10:25 PM

That dignity got thrown outta the window at last time.

Luc • Wed, 10:25 PM

Melbin will will listen

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:25 PM

👂

VenomousSniperr • Wed, 10:25 PM

We established you are 12 & mental.... That's exactly what id imagine MOHs are looming for

Looking**

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Knuckle • Wed, 10:26 PM

Not sure if you saw it all Knuckle, it happened the other hangouts chat.

Luc • Wed, 10:26 PM

I'm trying to stay focused and gone Melbin the attention he deserves

Give**

Knuckle • Wed, 10:26 PM

Yea

Swarit Sharma • Wed, 10:27 PM

Melbin, I got questions for you

How long did these douchebags troll you until you figured out it was a troll??

Knuckle • Wed, 10:27 PM

I HATE YOU ALL, NERDS. THE NEXT GZR I COME ACROSS, ILL LEAVE A SKAR, AND TELL RON THAT IM GOING TO KILL HIM THE MOSY.

1 month

Melbin • Wed, 10:28 PM

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(Go ahead & be pissed at me for calling you d bags, idgaf)

Knuckle • Wed, 10:28 PM

Lol

Dee • Wed, 10:28 PM

Next question... How in the heck did they keep this going a month before you realized it was all bullshit?

No answer needed...

Knuckle • Wed, 10:28 PM

CAUSE YOU GUYS SUCK DICK!

Melbin • Wed, 10:29 PM

I suck if the price is right.

Luc • Wed, 10:29 PM

Lmao

Epic

James

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 • Wed, 10:36 PM