the event - issue 239
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GENERAL ELECTION 2010
9th
febru
ary2
010i
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EDITOR-IN-CHIEFgtHANNAH LIVINGSTON| concreteeditorueaacuk
THE EVENT EDITORgtGRACE SIMPSON| concreteeventueaacuk
DEPUTY EVENT EDITORgtDUNCAN VICAT-BROWN
concretefashionueaacuk|FASHION EDITORgtKAT JONES
FASHION WRITERSgtKERI DICKENS KAT JONES FRANCES TAYLOR GEORGINA WADF
concreteartsueaacuk|ARTS EDITORSgtFIONA HOWARD amp KIRSTEN PETER
ARTS WRITERSgtFIONA HOWARD KIRSTEN PETER ALEC PLOWMAN LAURA RIGGS
concretecreativewritingueaacuk|CREATIVE WRITING EDITORgtSTEPHANIE CROSS
CREATIVE WRITERSgtJOE DORAN SARAH FORNEY HANNAH GRIFFIN CHLOE HONUM JOSHUA KATZ SANDY ROWSON
concretetvdigitalueaacuk|TELEVISION EDITORgtJOSH BUTLER
TELEVISION WRITERSgtHASINA ALLEN JOSH BUTLER MICHA BUTLER LAURA LIDDELL SHAUN KITCHENER HANNAH LIVINGSTON GEORGINA PURSEY GRACE SIMPSON MATT SLADEN NATALIE
STEPHENSON KARINE WACH-DONOVAN
concretewiredueaacuk|WIRED EDITORgtWILLIAM MORAN
WIRED WRITERSgtLOCHLAINN COYNE VAUGHN HIGHFIELD RICHARD JOSLIN GRACE SIMPSON
concretefi lmueaacuk|FILM EDITORSgtELIZABETH POOLE amp ADAM SCALES
FILM WRITERSgtMICHAEL BLUNT JACK BURROWS MICHA BUTLER JOE DORAN PAUL MARTIN LUKE NASH TASHA PERCY LORNA PONTEFRACT LIAM PRITCHETT DUNCAN VICAT-BROWN CATHERINE
WATTS BERT WARDLOW
concretemusicueaacuk|MUSIC EDITORSgtPAUL COOK amp STEPH MCKENNA
MUSIC WRITERSgtMICHAEL BOND GEMMA BOYLE SAM DARGUE SEAN HARRIS TOM MCINNES STEPH MCKENNA PADDY MILLAR ALEC PLOWMAN LAURA RIGGS ALEX THROSSELL DUNCAN
VICAT-BROWN KARINE WACH-DONOVAN JAKE WIECZOREK BETH WYATT
concreteeventueaacuk|CANVAS EDITORgtGRACE SIMPSON
concretelistingsueaacuk|VENUE EDITORgtHELEN THOMAS
VENUE WRITERgtJOSIAH NORRIS
concretecompetitionsueaacuk|COMPETITIONS EDITORgtWILL DONOVAN
THE ONE WITH
THE GLEE
FASHIONARTSCREATIVE WRITING
CANVAS
TELEVISIONWIRED
MUSICFILM
VENUECOMPETITIONS
APOLOGYgtgtgtTHE ARTS ARTICLE ON PROJECT 365 IN LAST ISSUE SHOULD HAVE CREDITED JENNY BIRD AS
THE CO-WRITER MANY APOLOGIES TO JENNY
JD SALINGER
1919-2010
Anyway I keep picturing
all these little kids playing
some game in this big fi eld of
rye and all Thousands of little
kids and nobodys around -
nobody big I mean - except
me And Im standing on
the edge of some crazy cliff
What I have to do I have to
catch everybody if they start
to go over the cliff - I mean
if theyre running and they
dont look where theyre
going I have to come out from
somewhere and catch them
Thats all I do all day Id
just be the catcher in the rye
and all I know its crazy but
thats the only thing Id really
like to be
HOLDEN CAULFIELD
CATCHER IN THE RYE
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ROCK amp ROMANCE
tĞĐŽƵůĚďĞůŽŽŬŝŶŐĂƚĞǀĞŶŝŶŐǁĞĂƌĨŽƌĂƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŵĞĂůout or cosy knits for a quiet night in but what about
those moments of lust
Here we capture the intense and passionate feeling
ŽĨĂŇŽƵƌŝƐŚŝŶŐƌŽŵĂŶĐĞ ŶƐƉŝƌĞĚďLJĂƋƵŝƌŬLJƌŝƚWŽƉidea with fashion dwelling on edgy retro we highlight
ƚŚĞĨƵŶĂŶĚĞdžĐŝƚĞŵĞŶƚŽĨĨĂƐŚŝŽŶĂŶĚĨƌŝǀŽůŝƚLJ
ƌŝƚWŽƉǁĂƐĂĐƵůƚƵƌĂůƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶŽŵƚŚĂƚĚĞǀĞůŽƉĞĚŝŶƚŚĞϭϵϵϬƐďƵƚǁĂƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚďLJƌŝƟƐŚŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƚLJůĞŽĨƚŚĞϲϬƐͲϴϬƐ
So for guys think of bands such as The Kinks and The Smiths
ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĂƉƉLJDŽŶĚĂLJƐĂŶĚůƵƌǁŝƚŚĚƌĂŝŶƉŝƉĞ ũĞĂŶƐĐŚĞĐŬƉĂƩĞƌŶƐůĂƌŐĞďƵƩŽŶĞĚƐŚŝƌƚƐĂŶĚƚͲƐŚŝƌƚƐƵŶĚĞƌƚĂŝůŽƌĞĚũĂĐŬĞƚƐ
For girls the fashion started with the icon Twiggy with
ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐŽŶƐŬŝŶŶLJůĞŐƐĂŶĚŽǀĞƌͲƐŝnjĞĚŇŽǁŝŶŐƚŽƉƐĂŶĚĚƌĞƐƐĞƐŝŶƚŚĞϲϬƐĂŶĚƚŚĞŶƚŽĮƩĞĚũĂĐŬĞƚƐŝŶƚŚĞůĂƚĞƌĚĞĐĂĚĞƐŐLJŶĞƐƐDeyn is a modern day example of this and she is not afraid to
ĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƚďLJĨƵƐŝŶŐŵĂƐĐƵůŝŶĞĂŶĚĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞƚƌĞŶĚƐdŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶ LJŽƵ ĐĂŶ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ůƵƐƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŽ ŐƌĂď LJŽƵƌ
partner turn up ParklifeƐůŝƉŝŶƚŽƐŽŵĞƐƵƉĞƌͲƟŐŚƚũĞĂŶƐĂŶĚŐĞƚfrisky
ltltltTwiggyltltlt gtgtgtThe Smithsgtgtgt
BRIT HISTORY
ŽŐĮƐŚ ĂŶĚ ĂƞŝƐŚ ĂƌĞ ƉĂƌƚŶĞƌĞĚ ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶ ƐƚŽƌĞƐŽŐĮƐŚŝƐŽŶϲĞĚĨŽƌĚ^ƚƌĞĞƚĂŶĚĂƞŝƐŚĐĂŶďĞĨŽƵŶĚǀĞƌLJĐůŽƐĞďLJŽŶϮϰdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ^ƚƌĞĞƚ
dŚĞƌĞŝƐĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶŽĨůĂďĞůƐĂŶĚďƌĂŶĚƐŝŶďŽƚŚƐƚŽƌĞƐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐŝĞƐĞůampƌĞĚWĞƌƌLJ gtLJůĞĂŶĚ^ĐŽƩĂŶĚ^ƵƉĞƌŐĂ ŶĂƞŝƐŚ LJŽƵ ĐĂŶĂůƐŽĮŶĚƉŝĞĐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵĐŽůůĞĐƟŽŶƐďLJsŝǀŝĞŶŶĞtĞƐƚǁŽŽĚĂŶĚ^ŽŶŝĂZLJŬŝĞů
The atmosphere in both shops is laid back yet classy
with a good mix of smart clothes and casual wear for
ůĂďĞůŚƵŶƚĞƌƐĂŶĚƚŚŽƐĞǁĂŶƟŶŐĂƌĞƚƌŽůŽŽŬdŚĞLJĂƌĞďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƉůĂĐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ƌŝƚ WŽƉ ƐƚLJůĞ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐŝŶĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŶŐLJŽƵƌŽǁŶŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƚĂƐƚĞƐ
Richgtgtgt Hatgtpound32 Jacket (Baracuta)gtpound75 Polo (WESC)gtpound45 Jeans (Nude Jeans Co)gtpound85
IzzygtgtgtJacketgtpound55 Shirt ĂƌŚĂƌƩͿхάϯϵTopgtpound108 (SONIA by Sonia Rykiel) Jeansgtmodelrsquos own
tŝƚŚsĂůĞŶƟŶĞ ƐĂLJƚŚŝƐ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ƚŚŝƐŝƐƐƵĞŝƐĂůŝƩůĞĐĞůĞďƌĂƟŽŶŽĨůŽǀĞŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚŝƐŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĂǀĞƌĂŐĞůŽǀĞLJͲĚŽǀĞLJĐůŝĐŚĠŽĨŚĞĂƌƚƐĂŶĚŇŽǁĞƌƐŝƚĨŽĐƵƐĞƐŽŶƚŚĞƉĂƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĞĞŬŝŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƚŚĞůƵƐƚǁĞĂůůŚĂǀĞĨŽƌĨĂƐŚŝŽŶĂŶĚŽĨĐŽƵƌƐĞŽƵƌŽƚŚĞƌŚĂůǀĞƐ
BRIT POP BY CATFISH amp DOGFISH
THANKS | The EventǁŽƵůĚůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĂŶŬƚŚĞŽǁŶĞƌEŝĐŬ^ŶĞůůĨŽƌĂůůŚŝƐŚĞůƉĂŶĚĐŽŽƉĞƌĂƟŽŶĂŶĚƚŽĂŶůŝĐĞĂŶĚĂůůƚŚĞŬŝŶĚƐƚĂīĂƚŽŐĮƐŚĂŶĚĂƞŝƐŚĨŽƌƐŽƌƟŶŐŽƵƚƚŚĞĐůŽƚŚĞƐ
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When the Posh one from the Spice Girls
met the good-looking footballer I donrsquot
think the world was quite ready for the
impact they would have on the fashion
ǁŽƌůĚtŚĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƟŶŐůŽǀĞĂŶĚůŽǀĞŽĨfashion this Sunday Mr and Mrs Beckham
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ Ă ŵĞŶƟŽŶ dŚĞƐĞ ƚǁŽ ŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůLJstunning people take no risks when it
comes to making fashion decisions so we
applaud them for these statements David
evolved the species of metrosexuals with
his highlighted locks long cardigans and
ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐĂƌŽŶŐ DĞŶ ĐŽƵůĚƚŚĞŶ ƚĂŬĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵ ĞĐŬƐ ĂŶĚ ŶŽƚbe worried about showing an interest in
personal appearance Victoria has gone
ĨƌŽŵƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚƚŽƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝƩůĞGucci dressrdquo from the Wannabe days to
the scuplted and feminine shapes of her
ŽǁŶůĂďĞůdĞŶLJĞĂƌƐŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƐƉĂƌŬand three kids down the line together they
ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƚŽǁŽǁŽƌƐŚŽĐŬƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚǁŝƚŚtheir style As a couple a brand fashion
icons and parents they are dynamite
gtŽǀĞ ƚŚĞŵ Žƌ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞŵ ŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ dĞĂŵBeckham will be around for a while longer
Here we take a look back at three stages of
their evolving style
Anyone would want to make a statement if
ƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞĂƩĞŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐŽĨĂsĞƌƐĂĐĞstore and in 1999 the Beckhams did just that
Both dressed in full black leather you would be
ĞdžĐƵƐĞĚĨŽƌƚŚŝŶŬŝŶŐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞĂƵĚŝƟŽŶŝŶŐto be extras in The Matrix However back
ƚŚĞŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƐƚLJůĞƟƉƐĨƌŽŵEĞŽĂŶĚdƌŝŶŝƚLJǁĂƐƉŽƐŝƟǀĞůLJŚĂƵƚĞĐŽƵƚƵƌĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ sŝĐƚŽƌŝĂ ŝƐ ƐƉŽƌƟŶŐ Ă ƐŝŵŝůĂƌŚĂŝƌĐƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ƌĞŝŶĐĂƌŶĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ŚĞƌlsquoPobrsquo the head-to-toe black teamed with the
notably 90s choker and mid-heels starves any
ĐƌĞĚĞŶƟĂůƐ ŚĞƌ ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶͲĨŽƌǁĂƌĚ ďĂƌŶĞƚ ŵĂLJhave clinched Her pleased-as-punch grin has
also been lost at the back of the wardrobe
and the now infamous Posh pout is yet to be
discovered But letrsquos not forget David Hersquos a
ŐŽŽĚŵĂŶLJLJĞĂƌƐŽīŵĞĞƟŶŐƚŚĞĐůŝƉƉĞƌƐĂƚƚŚĞďĂƌďĞƌ ƐŚŽƉ ĂŶĚŚĞ ůŽŽŬƐƉŽƐŝƟǀĞůLJƉƌŽƵĚŽĨhis once commonplace bleached side-sweeping
locks which unfortunately arenrsquot a good
ĞŶŽƵŐŚĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŽŶĨƌŽŵŚŝƐĚĞĐŝĚĞĚůLJƉƌĂĐƟĐĂůschool teacher-esque footwear
ŌĞƌďĞŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌŽŶůLJĂƐŚŽƌƚƟŵĞŝƚŝƐclear that the Beckhams felt that they needed
to prove to the world how perfectly suited they
ǁĞƌĞďLJĚŽŶŶŝŶŐŝĚĞŶƟĐĂůĐůŽƚŚĞƐdŚŝƐǁĂƐũƵƐƚthe beginning of an unfortunate run of mirrored
ŵĂƌŝƚĂů ŵŽŶƐƚƌŽƐŝƟĞƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ƉĂŝƌ ǁŚŝĐŚ ŶŽǁʹĂŌĞƌƚĞŶLJĞĂƌƐŽĨŵĂƌƌŝĂŐĞĂŶĚƚŚƌĞĞƐŽŶƐʹhave thankfully well and truly been ditched for
a suave suited and styled set of Beckhams
Frances Taylor
VERSACE STORE OPENING PARTY 1999gtgtgt
dŚĞĞĐŬŚĂŵƐƐƚLJůĞŝƐĞǀĞƌĞǀŽůǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞdays of heavily clad matching leather to their
own line of high street clothing they truly are
one of the great fashion icons of the last 20
LJĞĂƌƐ ŶƚŚŝƐƉŝĐƚƵƌĞƚŚĞĐŽƵƉůĞĂƌĞĂƩĞŶĚŝŶŐtheir own Full Length and Fabulous Ball in 2006
David opted for the sharp dinner suit
ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂŶĚƟŵĞůĞƐƐůLJƐƵĂǀĞdŚĞďůŽĐŬĐŽůŽƵƌƐŽĨ ďŽƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ ĐŽŵƉůĞŵĞŶƚ ĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJ ǁŝƚŚŶŽĞdžĐĞƐƐũĞǁĞůůĞƌLJŽƌĐůĂƐŚŝŶŐcolours Victoria has chosen a stunning Roberto
Cavalli neon yellow full-length dress which
ĂĚĚƐ ǀŝďƌĂŶĐLJ ĂŶĚ ŇĂŝƌ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŽƵƉůĞ Ɛ ŽƵƞŝƚ^ŚĞŝƐŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽƐŚŽǁŽīǁŚĂƚƐŚĞ ƐŐŽƚǁŝƚŚa slit reaching right up to her hip parading her
amazing bronzed physique Victoria proved
that you donrsquot need to be a raver to get away
with neon all you need is a good tan and a bit
of courage
dŚĞ ŐĂŵďůĞ ƐĞĞŵĞĚ ƚŽ ƉĂLJ Žī ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞBeckhams as they became style ambassadors
the world over launching their own brand of
clothing and sunglasses Victoria also appeared
on the runway and in countless campaigns for
the likes of Roberto Cavalli Emporio Armani
and Marc Jacobs
With minimum fuss and frills the Beckhamrsquos
ĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƟĐ ĐŚŝĐ ĂŶĚ ĞīŽƌƚůĞƐƐbeauty
Georgina Wade
FULL LENGTH AND FABULOUS BALL 2006gtgtgt
In this picture the Beckhams look by far the
ŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞ Ŷ ƐƵďƚůLJ ĐŽͲŽƌĚŝŶĂƟŶŐƚŚĞŝƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ ǁŝƚŚ ĂǀŝĚƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞ ďůĂĐŬ ƟĞ ŝŶĂĐĐŽƌĚĂŶĐĞǁŝƚŚŚŝƐǁŝĨĞƐƐŽƉŚŝƐƟĐĂƚĞĚĚƌĞƐƐthe couple appear most at ease with each
other
dŚĞLJ ŶŽ ůŽŶŐĞƌ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĞ ŶĞĞĚ ƚŽ ŵŝƌƌŽƌeach other as precisely as they once did and
this more subtle yet sexy and stylish look
ŝƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŵŽƌĞ ƌĞůĂdžĞĚ ĂŶĚ ŚĂƉƉLJƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ
dŚŝƐ ůŽŽŬ ŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ĨŽƌeach other as a couple in a way that doesnrsquot
ĚĞŵĂŶĚ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĂƚĐŚŝŶŐůĞĂƚŚĞƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ Ɛ ƐƵĐŚ ĂǀŝĚƐ ƟŐŚƚͲĮƫŶŐdishy suit nicely compliments Victoriarsquos sassy
ďůĂĐŬ ĚƌĞƐƐ ĨƌŽŵ ŚĞƌ ŽǁŶ ĐŽůůĞĐƟŽŶ Ŷ ƚŚŝƐway he makes a statement showing support
for his wife on such an occasion
sŝĐƚŽƌŝĂƐ ĐƌĞĂƟǀĞ ďŽǁͲůŝŬĞ ŚĂŝƌƐƚLJůĞsimilarly adds to the chic look displayed by
ďŽƚŚ dŚĞ ĞĐŬŚĂŵƐ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ŵĂŶĂŐĞ ƚŽƉƵůů Žī ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞ LJĞƚ ƐŽƉŚŝƐƟĐĂƚĞĚ ůŽŽŬwhilst appearing blissfully devoted to each
other
Keri Dickens
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COMEDYgtINTERVIEWgtPAPPYrsquoSKirsten Peter chats with Tom ParryŽŶĞƚŚŝƌĚŽĨƚŚĞĚŝŶďƵƌŐŚampƌŝŶŐĞampĞƐƟǀĂůĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ƚ ŝƐƉĞƌŚĂƉƐĂƐŝŐŶŽĨƚŚĞƟŵĞƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚĮƫŶŐ ƚƌŝďƵƚĞ ƚŽ ^ĂůŝŶŐĞƌ Ɛ ƉĂƐƐŝŶŐ ĐĂŵĞŶŽƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĂŵƐ ŽĨ ŶĞǁƐƉĂƉĞƌ ŽďŝƚƵĂƌLJĐŽůƵŵŶƐ Žƌ ƚŚĞ ƉŽƐƚŚƵŵŽƵƐ ĂƉƉƌĂŝƐĂůƐ ĨƌŽŵŚŝƐ ůŝƚĞƌĂƟ ĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ďƵƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐof The SimpsonsĐĂƌƚŽŽŶŶĂϮϬƚŚŶŶŝǀĞƌƐĂƌLJSimpsons ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ĂŝƌĞĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁǁĞĞŬƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚŚŽƌ Ɛ ĚĞĂƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƐĞŵŝͲũŽŬĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŚĞ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŽŶĞƌĞŵĂŝŶŝŶŐĮŐƵƌĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJŚĂĚLJĞƚƚŽĐŽĂdžŝŶƚŽĂŐƵĞƐƚƐƉŽƚhŶĚŽƵďƚĞĚůLJĂƉůĂLJŽŶƚŚĞǁƌŝƚĞƌ ƐŶŽƚŽƌŝŽƵƐ ůĂƩĞƌͲĚĂLJ ƐĞĐůƵƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŵŵĞŶƚƐĞĞŵƐ ŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ Ă ƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚ ƚŽ ŚŝƐ ƐƉŚĞƌĞŽĨŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞŶĚĞĞĚŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞĐĂůŝďƌĞŽĨĮŐƵƌĞƐƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĐĂƌŝĐĂƚƵƌĞĚ ŝŶƚŽ Ă LJĞůůŽǁ ƐŬŝŶŶĞĚĨŽƵƌ ĮŶŐĞƌĞĚ ĨŽƌŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŶŽǁ ŝŵƉŽƐƐŝďůĞŝŶƚĞŶƟŽŶƚŽĐĂƉƚƵƌĞ ĂůŝŶŐĞƌ ƐƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞĂƉƉĞĂƌƐƚŚĞƵůƟŵĂƚĞĂĐĐŽůĂĚĞ
ƚƐĞĞŵƐƐƚƌĂŶŐĞƚŚĂƚĂǁƌŝƚĞƌǁŚŽƐĞůŝĨĞƟŵĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƐƵĐŚ Ă ƐĐĂŶƚ ŽƵƚƉƵƚ ĐŽƵůĚ ŝŵƉĂĐƚƵƉŽŶƐŽŵĂŶLJƉĞŽƉůĞ^ĂůŝŶŐĞƌŽŶůLJƉƵďůŝƐŚĞĚĨŽƵƌŬƐĂƐĂŶĂƵƚŚŽƌ ŽŶůLJŽŶĞŽĨƚŚŽƐĞǁĂƐĂ ĨƵůů ůĞŶŐƚŚ ŶŽǀĞů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞƐƚ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǁŽƌŬƐĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞĚ ŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ŽŌĞŶ ĂŶƚŚŽůŽŐŝƐĞĚŝŶŵĂŐĂnjŝŶĞƐ ƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ĨƵůů ůĞŶŐƚŚ ƚŚĂƚďƌŽƵŐŚƚ
ŚŝŵƚŚĞŵŽƐƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĂŶĚƉĞƌŚĂƉƐĚĞƐĞƌǀĞĚůLJso for Catcher In The RyeŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁƚĞdžƚƐƚŚĂƚĐĂŶďĞďĞĮƫŶŐůLJĂƐĐƌŝďĞĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƟƚůĞŽĨƐĞŵŝŶĂů ƚ ƐĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂůƐĞĐŽŶĚĂƌLJƐĐŚŽŽůƐƚĂŶĚĂƌĚ ƚŚĂƚ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ƐƉĞĂŬƐ ƚŽ ƐĞĐŽŶĚĂƌLJƐĐŚŽŽůƉƵƉŝůƐĂŶĚĂƚĂůŵŽƐƚƐŝdžƚLJLJĞĂƌƐŽůĚ ŝƚŝƐƐƟůůǀŝƚĂůůLJƌĞƐŽŶĂŶƚĂŶĚƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚWƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŽůĚĞŶ ĂƵůĮĞůĚ Ɛ ĞŶĚůĞƐƐůLJ ǁŝŶĚŝŶŐ ũŽƵƌŶĞLJƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƌĞĞƚƐ ŽĨ EĞǁ zŽƌŬ ŝƚLJ ƐƉĞĂŬƐǀŽůƵŵĞƐ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƐƐƵĞƐ ŽĨ ƐĞůĨ ĂŶĚ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶĞĐůŝƉƐŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŵŝŐŚƚďĞĐĂůůĞĚƚŚĞĨƌĂŵĞŽĨƚŚĞƚĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐĂŐŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂǁŝĚĞƌ ĂůŵŽƐƚƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĂůĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ
ƚĞƌŶĂůůLJŵLJƚŚŽůŽŐŝnjĞĚďLJŚŝƐŽǁŶĂďƐĞŶĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƵďůŝĐĞLJĞŽƌƚŚĞĞŶĚůĞƐƐĐŽŶƐƉŝƌĂĐLJƚŚĞŽƌŝĞƐ ƚŚĂƚ ǁŝůů ĨŽƌĞǀĞƌ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚ ŚŝƐ ŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚ ǁŽƌŬ ŝƚ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ĞĂƐLJ ƚŽ ĐĂƐƚ^ĂůŝŶŐĞƌ ŝŶ ĚĞĂƚŚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞ ŵĂĚ ŝǀŽƌLJ ƚŽǁĞƌŚĞƌŵŝƚƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ ĐƌĞĂƟǀĞƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŝƚ ŝƐƉĞƌŚĂƉƐŶŽƚƚŚĞŵĂŶƚŚĂƚǁĞƐŚŽƵůĚƌĞŵĞŵďĞƌ ďƵƚŚŝƐĂƌƚĞŵŝŐŚƚŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚƌĂĚĞĚƋƵŝƉƐǁŝƚŚDƌ ƵƌŶƐďƵƚŚŝƐƐĞŵŝŶĂůƌĞĂĚƐƟůůƌĞƐŽŶĂƚĞƐƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ^ƉƌŝŶŐĮĞůĚĂŶĚďĞLJŽŶĚ
Alec Plowman
LITERATUREgtOBITUARYgtJD SALINGER
^ŬĞƚĐŚ ƚƌŽƵƉĞ WĂƉƉLJ Ɛ ĨŽƌŵĞƌůLJ ŬŶŽǁŶ ĂƐWĂƉƉLJ ƐampƵŶůƵďďĞĨŽƌĞĂůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞͿĂƌĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌƐdŽŵWĂƌƌLJ DĂƚŚĞǁƌŽƐďLJĂŶĚĞŶůĂƌŬdŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƚĂŬĞŶĚŝŶďƵƌŐŚĂŶĚƚŚĞƚŽƵƌĐŝƌĐƵŝƚ ďLJ ƐƚŽƌŵ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ŝƐ ůƵĐŬLJ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽŚĂǀĞƚŚĞŵŐŝŐŐŝŶŐĂƚ ƚŚĞEŽƌǁŝĐŚƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞŽŶƚŚĞϭϭƚŚŽĨampĞďƌƵĂƌLJLJŽƵĚďĞĂĨŽŽůƚŽŵŝƐƐit
Since Edinburgh how has your show changed to go on tour
tŚĞŶǁĞƌĞ ƚŽƵƌŝŶŐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚ Ɛ Ă ďŝŐ ǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĂƩĞŵƉƚǁĞƌĞƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽĚŽϮϬϬƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐŝŶĂŶŚŽƵƌͿǁĞƐƉĞŶĚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞǀĞŶŝŶŐ
ĚŽŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨŽƵƌŽůĚƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƐŽŵĞŽĨŽƵƌďƌĂŶĚŶĞǁ ƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽǁŽƌŬŽŶtĞǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƵƉǁĂƌŵŽƵƌƐĞůǀĞƐƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞŶĐŽŵĞďĂĐŬĂŶĚƚƌLJĂŶĚĚŽƚŚĞĨƵůůǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĂƩĞŵƉƚŝŶƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚŚĂůĨ ^ŽǁĞŐĞƚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽŐŽŽƵƚƚŚĞƌĞƐƚƌĞƚĐŚŽƵƌůĞŐƐĂŶĚůĞƚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞŐĞƚƚŽŬŶŽǁƵƐďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŵŝŶŐďĂĐŬĂŶĚĂƩĞŵƉƟŶŐƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚ
tŚĂƚŬŝŶĚŽĨǀĞŶƵĞƐĚŽLJŽƵĮŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůǀĞƐŝŶand what do you prefer
ƚ Ɛ Ăůů ŬŝŶĚƐ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ƚŚĞ ƚŚŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽƵƌŝŶŐŝƐ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ŶĞǀĞƌ ŬŶŽǁ ǁŚĂƚ LJŽƵƌĞ ŐŽŝŶŐ ƚŽŐĞƚ tĞ ǁĞƌĞ ŝŶ Ă ŶŝŐŚƚĐůƵď ƚǁŽ ŶŝŐŚƚƐ ĂŐŽŝŶ ĂƌůŝŶŐƚŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŶŝŐŚƚ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ƚŚĂƚ ǁĞǁĞƌĞ ŝŶĂ ůŽǀĞůLJƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉƌĞĚŽŵŝŶĂŶƚůLJ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂŐĞ ŽĨ ϲϬ dŚĞ ůƵĐŬLJƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌŝƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞƚŽƵƌĞĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ǁĞůůďĞƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐƚŽĂůŽƚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂĐĞƐǁĞǁĞƌĞůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌƐŽŝƚǁŝůůďĞůĞƐƐŽĨĂƐŚŽĐŬĨŽƌƵƐtĞǁĞƌĞŝŶƚŚĞƌƚƐĐĞŶƚƌĞŝŶEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚŝƚ ƐďĞĂƵƟĨƵůtĞǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞƌĞďĞĨŽƌĞĂŶĚǁĞƌĞ
ƌĞĂůůLJůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ
zŽƵƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJƚŽŽŬƉĂƌƚŝŶƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĞǀĞƌdǁŝƩĞƌgig Do you think new media is helpful or will it cause the death of live comedy
ƚŚŝŶŬ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁŚŽůĞ ŝƐ Ă ŐŽŽĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌ ĐŽŵĞĚLJ ŵ ŶŽƚ ƐƵƌĞ ĂƐ ĂŶ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽƌŵĂƚĨŽƌŚŽƐƟŶŐĂŐŝŐdŚĞǁĞŝƌĚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚĚŽŝŶŐŝƚ ŽŶ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŝƐ Ăƚ ůĞĂƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ LJŽƵƌĞ ĚŽŝŶŐ ĂůŝǀĞŐŝŐ LJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚ ĂŵŝĐƌŽƉŚŽŶĞŽƌ LJŽƵƌĞŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝĨƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐLJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŽŶdǁŝƩĞƌ ŝĨ ƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐ LJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŬŝŶĚŽĨ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ĂƐ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ĂƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ ƵƚƚŚĞŐƌĞĂƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚdǁŝƩĞƌŽƌampĂĐĞŬŝƐǁĞƌĞďůŽŐŐŝŶŐĂŌĞƌĞǀĞƌLJŶŝŐŚƚŽĨŽƵƌ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽǁĞůů ĚŽĂŐŝŐǁƌŝƚĞĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ĂŶĚƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽǀĞďĞĞŶƚŽƚŚĞŐŝŐĐĂŶƌĞĂĚĂďŽƵƚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĂƚ ƐĂƌĞĂůůLJŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŽĚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƚĞǁŝƚŚ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ WĞŽƉůĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞďŝŐŐĞƌ ĨĂŶƐ ƐŽ ĞŶũŽLJ ƚŚĂƚ Ă ůŽƚ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶ
What sort of comedy are you a fan of ŵĂŝŶƐƚƌĞĂŵ ƐƚƵīŽƌ ƐƚƵīǁĞŵŝŐŚƚ ŶŽƚ ŚĂǀĞheard of
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ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞŝƌƐŚŽǁǁĂƐǀĞƌLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĨŽƌƵƐǁŚĞŶǁĞǁĞƌĞƐƚĂƌƟŶŐŽƵƚůƐŽƋƵŝƚĞŽůĚƐƚƵīŽůĚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞDĂƌdž ďƌŽƚŚĞƌƐ Žƌ ĞŶ Ɛ ĂŵĂƐƐŝǀĞĨĂŶŽĨƵƐƚĞƌltĞĂƚŽŶůĂƐƐŝĐŽůĚƐĐŚŽŽůĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚƌĞĂůůLJŝƐƋƵŝƚĞŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƐǁĞůů
ĂǀĞƚŚĞLJŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚWĂƉƉLJƐǁŽƌŬ
tĞůůŵĂLJďĞDĂƚŚĞǁǁĞĂƌƐŐůĂƐƐĞƐĂŶĚůŝŬĞƐƚŽƚĂůŬĂůŽƚĞŶ ƐƋƵŝƚĞƐǁĞĞƚĂŶĚŝƐƋƵŝƚĞƋƵŝĞƚŽŶƐƚĂŐĞƐŽǁĞƌĞĂůŵŽƐƚƚŚĞƌĞ
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ƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞĂŝŵŝƐƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚĐĂƌƌLJŽŶƚŽƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĂƐůŽŶŐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞǀĞũƵƐƚĐŽŵĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵ^ĂŶ ampƌĂŶĐŝƐĐŽ ǁŚĞƌĞ ǁĞ ĚŝĚ Ă ĐŽƵƉůĞ ŽĨ ŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŚĂƚǁĂƐƌĞĂůůLJĞdžĐŝƟŶŐtĞƌĞƉůĂŶŶŝŶŐŽŶŐŽŝŶŐƚŽ^LJĚŶĞLJůĂƚĞƌŽŶŝŶƚŚĞLJĞĂƌũƵƐƚƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚƚƌĂǀĞůƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁĂŶĚĚŽĂƐŵĂŶLJŐŝŐƐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞƌĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂdsƐĐƌŝƉƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚ ƐŝŶĚĞǀĞůŽƉŵĞŶƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĂŶĚƚŚĂƚĚďĞŐƌĞĂƚĨƵŶƚŽĚŽďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚǁĞƌĞ ǁƌŝƟŶŐ ƐĐƌŝƉƚƐ ĨŽƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƚĞůůLJ ĂŶĚ ũƵƐƚŬĞĞƉŝŶŐŽŶĚŽŝŶŐǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽƌĞĂůůLJƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŽƵƚƚŚĞƌĞĂƐŵƵĐŚĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞ
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ĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽƐĞĞƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽĂůƐŽĞŶũŽLJǁĂƐƟŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĚĂLJŝŶďĞĚĂŶĚƚŚĞŶŵƵĐŬŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝŶƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚƟŵĞ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞĂůŽŶŐĂŶĚ ƐĞĞWĂƉƉLJ ƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĂƚ ƐŬŝŶĚŽĨǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽ
hŚĂƐďĞĞŶŚŽƐƚƚŽŵĂŶLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƵƚŚŽƌƐŵŽƐƚ ƐƚĞŵŵŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ D ŝŶ ƌĞĂƟǀĞtƌŝƟŶŐdŚĞĚĂĚĚLJŽĨĂůůŽĨƚŚĞƐĞǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵŶĚĞƌŽĨƚŚĞƌĞǀĞƌĞĚĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƐDĂůĐŽůŵƌĂĚďƵƌLJŵŽƐƚĨĂŵŽƵƐĨŽƌŚŝƐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůĐĂŵƉƵƐŶŽǀĞů The History Man ƌĂĚďƵƌLJ ůĞĐƚƵƌĞĚ ŝŶŽƵƌǀĞƌLJŽǁŶƌƚƐďƵŝůĚŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵϭϵϳϬďĞĨŽƌĞŚŝƐ ƌĞƟƌĞŵĞŶƚ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ ĂŶĚ ƚĂƵŐŚƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨŽƵƌŵŽƐƚǁĞůůŬŶŽǁŶŐƌĂĚƵĂƚĞƐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐĂŶDĐǁĂŶĂŶĚltĂnjƵŽƐŚŝŐƵƌŽĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŶŽǀĞů
ŶŽƚďĞŝŶŐŚŝƐƵƐƵĂůƌĞĂůŵŵĂŝŶůLJǁƌŝƟŶŐŶŽŶͲĮĐƟŽŶǁŽƌŬƐŽŶƚŚĞ ŵŽĚĞƌŶŶŽǀĞů ŝƚǁŽƵůĚďĞĂƐŚĂŵĞƚŽŐŽƚŚƌŽƵŐŚLJŽƵƌĚĞŐƌĞĞĂƚhǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƉŝĐŬŝŶŐƵƉŽŶĞŽĨŚŝƐǁŽƌŬƐŽĨĮĐƟŽŶĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ Ă ůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ĐĂŵƉƵƐ ŶŽǀĞů Žƌ h ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ŽƌũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĂĚ Ă ŐƌĞĂƚ ŵŽĚĞƌŶ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐThe History ManŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉůĂĐĞƚŽƐƚĂƌƚDĂŶLJŚĂǀĞ ƐƵŐŐĞƐƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ĮĐƟŽŶĂů ƚŽǁŶ ĂŶĚƵŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚLJ ŽĨ tĂƚĞƌŵŽƵƚŚ ǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŶŽǀĞůƚĂŬĞƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶƌŝŐŚƚŽŶďƵƚĂƐĂh
ƌĞĂĚĞƌLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚŶŽƟĐĞĂŶĚďĞĂůŝƩůĞƵŶŶĞƌǀĞĚďLJ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶĐĂŵƉƵƐƉůĂLJƐǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚďĞƚŚĞŵĂŶͲŵĂĚĞůĂŬĞŽƌƚŚĞĐĂŵƉƵƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞďƌŝĐŬƐŵĞůƚ ŝŶLJŽƵƌďƌĂŝŶ tĞŵĂLJŚĂǀĞŵŽǀĞĚďĞLJŽŶĚƚŚĞDĂƌdžŝƐƚĂŶĚĨƌĞĞůŽǀĞ ŝĚĞĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞtĂƚĞƌŵŽƵƚŚĐĂŵƉƵƐďƵƚ ŝƚ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƐ Ă ŐůŝŵƉƐĞ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞƌĂĚŝĐĂůŝƐŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϳϬƐƉĞƌƉĞƚƵĂƚĞĚŽŶĂĐĂŵƉƵƐŶŽƚƵŶůŝŬĞŽƵƌŽǁŶƌĂĚďƵƌLJĐĂƉƚƵƌĞƐƚŚĞůŝďŝĚŝŶŽƵƐĂŶĚĞdžƚƌĞŵĞůĞŌͲǁŝŶŐƉŽůŝƟĐƐŽĨƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚ ŽǁĂƌĚ ltŝƌŬ ǁŝƚŚ ƐƵĐŚ ĂĐĐƵƌĂĐLJƚŚĂƚŝƚƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽůĂƵŐŚǁŚŝůƐƚďƌĞĂƚŚŝŶŐĂ ƐŝŐŚŽĨ ƌĞůŝĞĨ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐŚĂǀĞĐŚĂŶŐĞĚampŽƌŽŶĞ ƐŽĐŝŽůŽŐLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƉ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhltĂŶLJŵŽƌĞĂŶĚ ŝĨĂ ůĞĐƚƵƌĞƌĐĂŵĞŽŶƚŽŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐƐŽƐƚƌŽŶŐůLJĂƐltŝƌŬĚŽĞƐƚŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚďĞƐĞdžƵĂůŚĂƌĂƐƐŵĞŶƚƐƵŝƚƐŇLJŝŶŐĂůůŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂĐĞdŚĞ ůĞŐĂĐLJ ŽĨ DĂůĐŽůŵ ƌĂĚďƵƌLJ ĂŶĚ The History ManĐĂŶďĞƐĞĞŶďĞLJŽŶĚƚŚĞĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞǁĂůŬǁĂLJƐ ǁĞ ƌŽĂŵ ƚŽĚĂLJ ǁŚĞƚŚĞƌ ŝƚ ďĞ ŝŶƚŚĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJ ĂŶĚ ĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞĂǀŝĚ gtŽĚŐĞ Žƌ ŵĞƌĞůLJ ƚŚĞ ŇŝƉƉĂŶƚ ŵĂŶŶĞƌǁĞŶŽǁƵƐĞƚŚĞƚĞƌŵŝƐƚŽƌLJDĂŶǁĞŶĞĞĚůŽŽŬ ŶŽ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌ ƚŚĂŶ ĞŶŶĞƩƐ The History Boys ƌĂĚďƵƌLJŚĂĚĂ ŬĞĞŶĞLJĞ ĂŶĚƉĞƌĨĞĐƚůLJĚĞƉŝĐƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽŵƉůĞdžŝƟĞƐǁŚŝĐŚĐŽŵĞĨƌŽŵďĞŝŶŐŝŵŵĞƌƐĞĚŝŶĂƉƐĞƵĚŽͲĨŽƌǁĂƌĚ ƚŚŝŶŬŝŶŐ ĐŽůůĞĐƟǀĞ ǁŚŝĐŚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƟĂůĐĂŵƉƵƐĞƐŽĨƚŚĞϭϵϲϬƐďƌĞĞĚ
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dŚĞĞŵĞƌŐĞŶĐĞŽĨĂŶĞǁƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞƚŚĂƚĂŝŵƐƚŽŝŶƚĞŐƌĂƚĞƌĂďŝĐŶŐůŝƐŚǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚůŝƚĞƌĂƌLJƚƌĂŶƐůĂƚŽƌƐ ŝƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ůĂƵŶĐŚĞĚ ŝŶ ŐLJƉƚ ďLJ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ĞŶƚƌĞ ĨŽƌ gtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJ dƌĂŶƐůĂƟŽŶ gtdͿƐŝƚƵĂƚĞĚŚĞƌĞĂƚ ƚŚĞhŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚLJŽĨĂƐƚŶŐůŝĂampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ Ă ŚŝŐŚůLJ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞ ĨŽƌƚƌĂŶƐůĂƚŽƌƐĨƌŽŵĂŶĚŝŶƚŽŚŝŶĞƐĞǁŚŝĐŚďĞŐĂŶŝŶ ϮϬϬϳ ƚŚĞ DŝĚĚůĞ ĂƐƚ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞ ŝƐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚƉŚĂƐĞŽĨ ĂŶŽŶŐŽŝŶŐƉƌŽũĞĐƚ ƚŽĞdžƉŽƌƚƚŚĞ gtd ĂŶĚ ƐŚĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ hͲďĂƐĞĚ ĞdžƉĞƌƟƐĞǁŝƚŚĂƌĂŶŐĞŽĨŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂůƉĂƌƚŶĞƌƐ
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THE PERFORMANCE
ƚďĞŐŝŶƐǁŝƚŚĂƐƚĂŐĞǁŚĞƌĞůŽǀĞƌƐĐĂŶŵĞĞƚWůĂĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŽůĚŐƌŽƵŶĚ
dŚĞLJĐŝƌĐůĞĂŶĚůĞĂƌŶŚŽǁƚŽƉůĂĐĞƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞƚĂĐŚƵŶĂǁĂƌĞƐĂƐƚŽǁŚĂƚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĨŽƵŶĚ
dŚĞŶƚŚĞůŝŶĞƐĂƌĞƌĞĂĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƐŚĂŬLJĂŶĚƐĐĂƌĞĚƐŶĞŝƚŚĞƌŬŶŽǁƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌǁŝůůĂĐƚ
dŚĞLJƌĞŚĞĂƌƐĞƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞĂŶĚĐŽŵĨŽƌƚŝƐƐŚĂƌĞĚƐǁŽƌĚƐĂƌĞƌĞŵĞŵďĞƌĞĚĂŶĚůŽǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĨĂĐƚ
ŽŶĚƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĂŶĚǁŽƌĚƐďĞĐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐtŽƌƌŝĞĚĂƚĮƌƐƚĂƚƐƵĐŚĂƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂůůĞĂƉ
dŚĞŶĞdžƚƐƚĞƉŝƐƚĂŬĞŶĂŶĚƐŚĞƐŝŶŐƐĂůŽŶŐdŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŝƐƐŽŽŶĚĞĚŝĐĂƟŽŶƚŚĞLJŬĞĞƉ
ŶĚƚŚĞƐĞĂƚƐƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĮůůĞĚĂƐƚŚĞĐƵƌƚĂŝŶƐƌŝƐĞŶĚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞĐŚĞĞƌĂŶĚĐƌLJĂŶĚĐĂƌĞƐůŽǀĞƌƐĚĂŶĐĞĂŶĚƐŚĞůŽŽŬƐŝŶŚŝƐĞLJĞƐ
dŚĞĐůŝŵĂdžŝƐƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞĐƌĞƐĐĞŶĚŽŝƐƚŚĞƌĞ
ƵƚŝŶƟŵĞƚŚĞŝƌƉůĂLJƐƚŽƉƐĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƐƚŽĂĐůŽƐĞŶĚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞůĞĂǀĞƐĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŝƚƚŚĞďůŝƐƐdŚĞŝƌĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞĚŽŶĞŚĞƐĞĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐ
dŚĂƚǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚĂŐĞŐŽŶĞŝƐƚŚĞŝƌŬŝƐƐ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞƉůĂLJƐǁĞƉůĂLJĞĚŵƵƐƚĂůǁĂLJƐĞŶĚŶĚǁĞĐĂŶĐƌLJĂŶĚƐŚŽƵƚĂŶĚƉƌŽƚĞƐƚƚŽŽŵƵĐŚƵƚƐŽŵĞǁŽƌĚƐǁŽƵŶĚĂŶĚŶĞǀĞƌƐŚĂůůŵĞŶĚ
ŶĚĨŽƌĞǀĞƌƚŚĞLJƐƚĂLJƚŽŽƌĂǁƚŽƚŽƵĐŚ
ŶĚƚŚĞƐĞůŝŶĞƐǁĞůĞĂƌŶĞĚŚĂǀĞůŽƐƚƚŚĞŝƌŵĞĂŶŝŶŐŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐƚĞƉƐǁĞƐƚĞƉƉĞĚĂƌĞŶŽůŽŶŐĞƌƚŚĞƚƌĞŶĚŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐŽŶŐƐǁĞƐĂŶŐĂƌĞŵĞƌĞŝĚůĞƐĐƌĞĂŵŝŶŐ
dŚŝƐĚĂŶĐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŚĂƐĐŽŵĞƚŽĂŶĞŶĚ
Joe Doran
DRESS REHEARSAL ƌĂŶĐŚĞƐĞƚĐŚƚŚĞĮůŵŽĨŝĐĞ
ŽŶƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽǁŝŶĚŽǁĐƌŽǁůŽŽŬƐŝŶŚŽƉƉŝŶŐĂŶĚƐŚƌŝĞŬŝŶŐǁŚĞŶĚĂŶĐĞŝŶŵLJďůĂĐŬƚƵƚƵƚƌŝŵŵĞĚǁŝƚŚƐŝůǀĞƌ
dŚĞďĂůůĞƚŵĂƐƚĞƌƐĂLJƐLJŽƵĂƌĞŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƵƚŝŶĂĐƌŽǁ ƐƐŬLJͲŬŶŽǁŝŶŐŵŝŶĚ
ĐŽƵůĚďĞƐŽŵŝƐĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĞĚKƵƚŽĨƚŚĞďůĂĐŬĞƐƚ
ĐŽůĚͲǁĞƚĂŝƌ ƚŚĞĐƌŽǁƐĞĞŵƐŵŽůĚĞĚdŚĞƐƚĂƌƐǁŝůůŶŽƚǁĂŬĞƵƉƚŽŐƵŝĚĞŝƚ
ďĂĐŬƚŽƚŚĞĐƌĞĞŬŽĨƐŚĂĚŽǁƐǁŚĞƌĞŝƚǁĂƐĨŽƌŵĞĚWƌĂĐƟĐĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĞ
ĂŵƐŵŽŬĞŝŶĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐĐůŝŵďŝŶŐĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĂďƵƌŶŝŶŐŚƵƚŝŶĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĞŵƉƚLJ
ĮĞůĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞĮƌĞŝƐƐůŝŐŚƚĂŶĚůŽǁ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƚŽĨŝƚŝƐƐŶŽǁ
Chloeuml Honum
BECAUSE I DANCE
ĞĐĂƵƐĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚĂŵǁĞĂŬƚĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚŵLJΗƐƉŽƌƚΗŝƐƵŶŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐͿƵƐĞƟŐŚƚƐĂŶĚƉŝŶŬƚƵƚƵƐĞĐƵĂƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐǁĞƐǁĞĂƚĂŶĚǁĞǁŽƌŬĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐƐŝŵƉůLJŵĞĂŶƐŽŶĞƚŚŝŶŐtĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůǁĞƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚǁŽƌŬanymore
tĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůŽƵƌĨĞĞƚďůĞĞĚĂŶĚŽƵƌmuscles are torn
dƌƵĞĂƚŚůĞƚĞƐǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůƚŚĞLJƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚĂŶLJŵŽƌĞŶĚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚĚĂŶĐŝŶŐŝƐĂůůĂďŽƵƚ
Sarah Forney
THE PERFORMANCE
ĨĞĞůĐĂŶŇLJdŚĞǁŽƌůĚĐĂŶĚŝƐĂƉƉĞĂƌMy troubles can cease
ampŽƌũƵƐƚŽŶĞŵŽŵĞŶƚĂŵƚƌƵůLJĂƚƉĞĂĐĞ
Sandy Rowson
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRLTelevisionrsquos Glee mixtape offers an alternative to Journey playing endlessly on the radio and in your head
It has to be said one of the best things about Glee is the awesome soundtrack From classic rock to Liza Minnelli it cant be watched without the joy of hearing unexpected songs turned into amazing arrangements by the teeny-boppers to end all teeny-boppers
As much as everyone loves the characters ƚŚĞƌĞΖƐ ŶŽ ĚĞŶLJŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăůů ƚŚĞŵĞŶ ĂƌĞ ƉƌĞƩLJmuch dogs so I propose this song by the Welsh queen of 80s hair The song already has the musical theatre-esque ldquoDoo doo doo doooooooordquo sung by a choir so an arrangement wouldnt be too unfaithful to the original masterpiece As for someone to sing it Emma is the obvious choice Shes hung up on a married ŵĂŶǁŚŝůĞĚĂƟŶŐĂŵĂŶƐŚĞŚĂƐŶŽŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚŝŶͲŝĨanyone needs a hero in this show its her
Micha Butler
Following along the lines of the lively covers of Queen and Bon Jovi Irsquod love to see the mash up of these Red Hot Chili Peppers songs to give the kids a bit more edge - lsquoproving themselvesrsquo to their cooler Californian counterparts in an ĞƉŝĐƐŝŶŐͲŽīŝŶƚŚĞƌĞŐŝŽŶĂůƐƚŚĞƌĞƐŐŽƚƚŽďĞhip Glee kids out there somewhere)
lsquoBy the Wayrsquo opens with Finnrsquos voice and ƌƟĞƐ ƌĂƉƉŝŶŐ ŝƐŽůĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŐƵŝƚĂƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞbackground The rest of the group would have ƚŽŚĂǀĞĂĨƵŶŬLJĚĂŶĐĞƌŽƵƟŶĞƚŽƵƉƚŚĞŝƌ ĐƌĞĚ but then show their amazing harmonising centred on reigning queen Rachel during the ĐŚŽƌƵƐdŚĞ ĂůŝĨŽƌŶŝĐĂƟŽŶƉĂƌƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞĞĚsome kind of bitchiness to it possibly involving ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞŽĨŽƵƞŝƚƐŵŝŵŝĐŬŝŶŐƐƚĞƌĞŽƚLJƉĞĚgtcharacters with a backdrop to suit Imagine the theatrics of it all
Natalie Stephenson
lsquoI NEED A HEROrsquo - BONNIE TYLER
lsquoBY THE WAYCALIFORNICATIONrsquo RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Glee excells at featuring a mixture of musical-tunes and chart hits which are lsquoreinterpretedrsquo for a new audience With this in mind Irsquod love to see this song - last seen being mimed by ŽƐĞƉŚŽƌĚŽŶgtĞǀŝƩŝŶ(500) Days Of Summer - featuring on this brilliant new series
It has a perfect upbeat sound ideal for some swinging choreography maybe some twists ƐŬLJƌĞĂĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƌƟĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐǁŚĞĞůŝŶŐŽĨƚŚĞǁŚĞĞůĐŚĂŝƌƚŽĮƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐĂŶĚbubbly lyrics as well as containing a fair share of lsquoOoh-Ooohsrsquo and backing vocals to please ƚŚŽƐĞ ǁŚŽ ĮŶĚ ƐĂƟƐĨĂĐƟŽŶ ŝŶ Ă ǁĞůůͲƉůĂĐĞĚŚĂƌŵŽŶLJͲǁŚŝĐŚĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĚŽ
Only Finn could sing this song and hersquod obviously be singing it either about or to Rachel because we know things canrsquot work out between him and Quinn
Georgina Pursey
lsquoYOU MAKE MY DREAMSrsquo HALL amp OATS
The really special moments in Glee are when a ƐŽŶŐƚĂŬĞƐLJŽƵďLJƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞŵLJtŝŶĞŚŽƵƐĞƐRehab never sounded so perky) which is why ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůůLJǁŽƵůĚůŽǀĞƚŽƐĞĞEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐcover Miss Murder because itrsquos both lyrically a great song and it has so much musical and ĐŽŵŝĐ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĨŽƌ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚůů ďĞchallenging for the cast and writers but imagine it jazzed up in the style of Chicago and yoursquoll understand it could sound amazing
The plot revolves around Will Schuester In a bid for more support from the school he agrees to let the student body nominate ĂŶĚ ĞůĞĐƚ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĨŽƌ EĞǁ ŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ƚŽ ƐŝŶŐThat results in the schoolrsquos surprisingly ůĂƌŐĞ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ƌŽĐŬ ĐůŝƋƵĞ ƚĂŬŝŶŐ ŝƚ ƵƉŽŶƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƚŽǀŽƚĞŝŶampǁŝƚŚĂĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĂƟŽŶeclipsing the movement behind the Rage Against The Machine Christmas number one
Laura Liddell
lsquoMISS MURDERrsquo - AFIŌĞƌ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ Glee cast smashing Salt-n-Peparsquos hip-hop classic Push It ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁǁŽƵůĚďĞŶĞĮƚĨƌŽŵƚĂĐŬůŝŶŐĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ŚŝƉͲƚŚƌƵƐƟŶŐ ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽĨ ŶŽŶͲƉŽǁĞƌballad hip hop verse So why not take on ldquoAll ǁĂŶŶĂĚŽ ŝƐ ĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐůĐŬͲching) and take ya moneyrdquo
tŝůů ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ ŵŽŶĞLJ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞrunning Glee club would lead with hood up bling on nodding to his own singing while serving food from the school cafeteria An lsquoa cappellarsquo version of Paper Planes shouldnrsquot ďĞƚŽŽŵƵĐŚŽĨĂƉƵƐŚĨŽƌƚŚĞŵƵůƟͲƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚƐ ďƵƚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŐƵŶͲƚŽƟŶŐƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞ ƐĞƋƵĞŶĐĞ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ƐŽƌƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁŽƵůĚbe whether or not the Gleesters choose to incorporate the obligatory Paper Planes head ŶŽĚĂŶĚďƵƩĞƌŇLJŚĂŶĚƐ
Hannah Livingston
lsquoPAPER PLANESrsquo - MIA
dŚĞďŽLJƐŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĐĂĨĞůůĂ Ɛ ƐŽ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞƚŚĞƚŚƌĞĞůĞĂĚŐŝƌůƐƐƚƌƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽĐĂůƐƚƵī
You Canrsquot Hurry Love as sung by Rachel Berry Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray ƚŚĞ ĞǁŝƐŚ Őŝƌů ƚŚĞ ďůĂĐŬ Őŝƌů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ůůͲAmerican girl - if you only know the show by its stereotypes) would be perfect for Glee As the African-American Mercedes would obviously have to take on the role of Diana Ross and her ǀŽŝĐĞǁŽƵůĚĚŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶũƵƐƟĐĞƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐespecially when sugar coated by the sweet background ldquoOohrdquos of two of the other best voices in the show
The song manages to cover all three girlsrsquo ŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƉůŽƚůŝŶĞƐZĂĐŚĞů ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐƉůŝŐŚƚof unrequited love the complete lack of interest ĂŶLJ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƐŚŽǁŶ DĞƌĐĞĚĞƐ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁƐƟůůŚĂǀŝŶŐŶŽ ƌĂĐŝĂůůLJ ĐŽŵƉĂƟďůĞŵĂƚĐŚͿ ĂŶĚQuinn Fabrayrsquos seemingly endless pregnancy dŚŝŶŬŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŶƚĂŐĞƉŽƐƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ
Hasina Allen
lsquoYOU CANrsquoT HURRY LOVErsquo THE SUPREMES
Alright hear me out The creator of ƵīLJ Joss Whedon is set to direct an episode of ůĞĞand ƐŽ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ZĂĐŚĞů ĂǁŶͿ ŚĂƐ ůĞŌ EĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ^ƵĞ ^ǁĞĞƚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞŵŽŶͿhas poisoned her against them playing on her ĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĨŽƌampŝŶŶƵīLJͿKŶůLJampŝŶŶĐĂŶƉĞƌƐƵĂĚĞher to come back but he too feels disillusioned ǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ŚŝƐ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ ltƵƌƚ ^ƉŝŬĞͿ ŝƐĐŽŶŇŝĐƚĞĚ ŚĞ ŬŶŽǁƐ ƚŚĞLJ ǁŽŶƚ ǁŝŶ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚZĂĐŚĞůďƵƚƐƟůůǁĂŶƚƐampŝŶŶĨŽƌŚŝŵƐĞůĨ Dƌ^ĐŚƵĞŝůĞƐͿĨĞĞůƐŚĞƐŚŽƵůĚŝŶƚĞƌǀĞŶĞĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ^ƵĞďƵƚŝƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚƚŚĂƚŚĞĚŽĞƐŶƚ ůĞƚŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐĮŐŚƚƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶďĂƩůĞƐƌƟĞyĂŶĚĞƌͿĂŶĚdŝŶĂŶLJĂͿbicker and look on helplessly and Mercedes dĂƌĂͿĂŶĚYƵŝŶŶtŝůůŽǁͿƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƚŚĞĚŝǀĂĮůůĞƌ
Unless yoursquore well versed in both that ǁŝůů ƌĞĂĚ ůŝŬĞ ŝŶĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶƐŝďůĞ ĨĂŶͲĮĐƟŽŶďƵƚ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞGleersquos show tunes got a bit ŵŽƌĞ ĐƵůƚƵƌĂůůLJ ƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚ Dreamgirls not-with-standing)
Josh Butler
lsquoWALK THROUGH THE FIRErsquoBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A lot of the major musicals have been covered already in Glee from Cabaret to Wicked yet ŵĂŶLJĂƌĞƐƟůůůĞŌǁŝĚĞŽƉĞŶtŚŝůĞƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůďĞ ůŝƩůĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ ŝĨ ampŝŶŶ ĂŶĚ ZĂĐŚĞů ĞŶĚ ƵƉperforming High School Musicalrsquos Breaking Free the song I would like to see performed is possibly the most predictable choice for a show like this Seasons of Love from Rent
tŝƚŚEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŽŶŝĚĞĂůůLJthe solo parts would be given to Mercedes and ƌƟĞdŚĞƌĞŶĞĞĚŶŽƚďĞĂƐƉĞĐŝĮĐƉůŽƚďƵƚŝƚwould be a perfect choice for regionals
The song is so typically Broadway that it ǁĂƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵĂƐŽŶthe stage and I would love to hear the castrsquos version as the song has GleeǁƌŝƩĞŶĂůůŽǀĞƌŝƚ
Karine Wach-Donovan
lsquoSEASONS OF LOVErsquo - RENT
^ĞƚŚDĂĐampĂƌůĂŶĞŝƐŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŚĞdominant force behind US animated sitcom
He accounts for three of the countryrsquos biggest
shows of their kind and with King of the Hill ŶŽǁĂĚŝƐƚĂŶƚŵĞŵŽƌLJDĂƩƌŽĞŶŝŶŐǁŽƵůĚbe forgiven for feeling nervous Sadly however
whilst Family Guy and American Dad have
been runaway successes The Cleveland Show
ŝƐĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐůLJĂǀĞƌĂŐĞCleveland may be a likeable character on
Family Guy but as Joey Tribbiani proved that
ĚŽĞƐŶƚŶĞĐĞƐƐĂƌŝůLJŵĞĂŶĂƐƉŝŶͲŽīƐŚŽǁŝƐĂŐŽŽĚŝĚĞĂŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨĐƌĞĂƟŶŐĂĨƌĞƐŚŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůshow MacFarlane and co have simply copy and
pasted their most popular show and put one
of the less-developed characters in the driving
ƐĞĂƚ ůĞǀĞůĂŶĚ ƌ ŝƐ ďĂƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŚƌŝƐ ƌŝĸŶwith glasses Tim the Bear is the token sub-
Brian animal character and most shamelessly
obvious of all talking toddler Rallo Tubbs is just
^ƚĞǁŝĞƌŝĸŶǁŝƚŚĂŶĂĨƌŽdŚĞŽŶůLJŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŝƚLJcomes from Clevelandrsquos new step-daughter
ZŽďĞƌƚĂ ďĞŝŶŐ Ă ƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂƐƐĞƌƟǀĞ ĂŶƟƚŚĞƐŝƐƚŽƌŝĸŶƚĞĞŶDĞŐ
As for Cleveland himself he is hardly a
ƌŝǀĞƟŶŐƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚKŶŚŝƐ ƉĂƌĞŶƚ ƐŚŽǁŚĞƐgood for a few throwaway moments and the
occasional sub-plot and it is good to see him
get a bit more development here but the
ƉĂŝŶĨƵůůLJŽďǀŝŽƵƐĨĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƩĞƌŝƐƚŚĂƚŚĞƐũƵƐƚ ŶŽƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ĐĂƌƌLJ ŚŝƐ ŽǁŶ
show
The jokes are unsurprisingly crude
and boundary-pushing MacFarlane does
ƉƌŽǀŽĐĂƟǀĞ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůů ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞƐsomething about the show that just feels
messy Controversial gags are all well and good
ǁŚĞŶ ƵƐĞĚ ŝŶ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ƉůŽƩĞĚ ĐŽŶƚĞdžƚ ŽƌǁŚĞŶŵĂŬŝŶŐĂďŝƟŶŐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůƉŽŝŶƚʹŝŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽƌĚƐ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝƐ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŽŶ Ă ƌŽůů ʹďƵƚ ǁŚĞŶ ŵŝdžĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƵŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƐĐƌŝƉƟŶŐ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐŽimpressive
ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŝƚ ŵĂLJ ďĞ ƵŶĨĂŝƌ ƚŽ ũƵĚŐĞ The Cleveland ShowŝŶĚŝƌĞĐƚƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽŝƚƐƉĂƌĞŶƚsitcom but when itrsquos so underwhelming
ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝƐŽŶ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ ŚŽǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƉƌŽũĞĐƚŝƐƚƐƐƟůůĞĂƌůLJĚĂLJƐĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƉůĞŶƚLJŽĨƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽĮŶĚŝƚƐĨĞĞƚďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚƐƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽƚlooking promising
Shaun Kitchener
KŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂLJĞĚƚŚƌĞĂĚƐƚŽĞŵĞƌŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨScreenwipe Newswipe refocuses
Charlie Brookerrsquos stream-of-spleen to the
ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐŽĨ ƚǁĞŶƚLJͲĨŽƵƌŚŽƵƌŶĞǁƐZĞůĂLJĞĚin-part via a budget mock-up of a riverside news
ƐƚƵĚŝŽŵŽĐŬďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽƉĞƌĂƟǀĞǁŽƌĚͿĂŶĚƚŚĞsame darkened living room seen in Screenwipe
ŝƚ ŝƐ ĂŶ ƵŶĂƐŚĂŵĞĚůLJ ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ ŽĨtelevised vaudeville - complete with talking-
heads occasionally lunging into the spotlight to
ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞŽƵƌŽďƐĞƐƐŝŽŶǁŝƚŚ ǁŚĂƚ ƐďĞĞŶŐŽŝŶŐonrsquo
In last weekrsquos second episode of the new
ƐĞƌŝĞƐƌŽŽŬĞƌƵƐĞƐƚŚĞƚƌĂŐĞĚLJŽĨƚŚĞĂŝƟĂŶ
ĞĂƌƚŚƋƵĂŬĞĂƐĂĨƌĂŵĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚǁŚŝĐŚƚŽĞdžƉŽƐĞƚŚĞŇƵīƉŝĞĐĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŽŽŌĞŶƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞƚŚĞlast laugh of the news lightweight handbags
miniature dogs and brain-mapping all make
appearances against the backdrop of piled
bodies on the streets on Port-au-Prince Another
leader is how the BBC ITN and Sky managed to
ƉƌŽƉƵƉŶũĞŵŚŽƵĚĂƌLJ ƐƐůĂŵϰhltƉƵďůŝĐŝƚLJstuntrsquo through constant reportage and analysis
ĂŶĚ ŝŶǀŝƟŶŐ ƚŚĞŵĂŶŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝǀĞstudio sofas to argue the toss with enraged
social commentators
As usual with Brooker much of his
ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ŝƐŵĂƐŬĞĚďLJŶĞĂƌͲĞŶĚůĞƐƐ
ƐĂƌĐĂƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ƐŶŝĚĞ ŝŶǀĞĐƟǀĞ ƚŚĂƚsounds like a disclaimer against sincerity
ampŽƌ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽŶĂƩƌŝďƵƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĂƌĞŶƚ ůĂĐŬ ŽĨ ŝƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵĞĚŝĂͿ ďLJ ũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ ĞĂƚŚĞƌ ƌŽŽŬĞis undermined by a self-consciously awkward
ĐůŽƐŝŶŐ ƌĞŵĂƌŬ ŵĞĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐŚŝŌ ƚŚĞ ƚŽŶĞ ĨƌŽŵthe sublime back to the ridiculous But perhaps
ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƵƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĐĐůŝŵĂƟƐĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞǁĞŝƌĚĞƌ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŶĞǁƐƌĞĂĚĞƌ Ɛ ƐŽƵƌͲfaced condolence changing to a rictus grin with
ƚŚĞŇŝĐŬŽĨĂŶĂƵƚŽĐƵĞ^ĂƟƌĞĂůǁĂLJƐƐƚĂLJƐĐůŽƐĞto its target so it makes sense for Brooker to
ŇŝĐŬďĞƚǁĞĞŶĐŽǀĞƌĂŐĞŽĨƚŚĞtĞĞŬŝŶƵůůƐŚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŚŽƌƌŽƌƐŽĨĂďƌŽŬĞŶĂŝƟͲĂŌĞƌĂůůƚŚĞƌĞĂůŶĞǁƐĚŽĞƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƐŝŵŝůĂƌĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞ
^ĞŶƐĂƟŽŶĂůŝƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƐĂŶĐƟŵŽŶLJ ĚŽŶƚ
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ĚĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ŽŶůLJŵŽĐŬĞƌLJDŽƌĞ ŽŌĞŶthan not Newswipe proves to be the poke in
ƚŚĞĞLJĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJŶĞĞĚƐĂƟŵĞůLJreminder that a news story is only as big as its
headline
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^Ž ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĂƚ dŚĂƚ Ɛ ƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĂůůǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐtĞǁĞƌĞƉƌŽŵŝƐĞĚĂŽŶĞͲŽīƉƌĞƋƵĞůƚŽOnly Fools and Horses featuring all
the fabled events of Del Boyrsquos adolescence and
what we got was an hour-and-a-half kitchen-
ƐŝŶŬŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂtŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞƚŚĞũŽŬĞƐdŚĞƌĞare more laughs in the worst episodes of Life on MarsʹĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƚŽƚŚŝŶŬŽĨ ŝƚĞǀĞŶĂĐŽƵƉůĞfrom Ashes to Ashes
Therersquos a lot to be said about whatrsquos wrong
with Rock amp Chips Nicholas Lyndhurst playing
the man that fathered his Only Fools character
ZŽĚŶĞLJ ďĞŝŶŐ ŚŝŐŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚ ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŚĞobviously looks like he could be Roddersrsquo dad
ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ǁŽŽŝŶŐ ŽĨ ŽĂŶ dƌŽƩĞƌ ŚĂĚ ƋƵŝƚĞ Ăquaint Back to the Future air to it It is only
when it comes to the actual act (a literal bit of
ŚŽǁ Ɛ LJŽƵƌ ĨĂƚŚĞƌͿ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞwhole conceit has been a terrible mistake and
you just want to look away from the ensuing
KĞĚŝƉĂůŵĞƐƐdŚĂƚĂƐŝĚĞƚŚĞƌĞ ƐĂLJĨƌŽŵThe InbetweenersƉůĂLJŝŶŐĞůŽLJǁŚĞŶŚĞǁĂƐƐƟůůĂ ďŽLJ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐ Śŝŵ ĞdžĂĐƚůLJůŝŬĞ ĂLJͿ ƐĞƚ ĚĞƐŝŐŶ ĂůƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ƚŽŽ ƐŚŝŶLJ ĂŶĚŶĞǁĨŽƌƚŚĞŝƚ ƐŐƌŝŵĚŽǁŶƐŽƵƚŚĐŽŶĐĞƉƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐůŝŐŚƚĚŝĸĐƵůƚLJƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůƐĞƌŝĞƐŶŽƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐͿ ĞŶĚĞĚ ϭϵ LJĞĂƌƐago the endless in-jokes that Rock amp Chips lives
ŽīŇLJŽǀĞƌĂůůďƵƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶĞĚŽĨŚĞĂĚƐThat being said this venture was not
necessarily a mistake Take away all the cheeky-
chappy misdemeanours and it has at its heart
a sweet melancholy drama of 60s London Itrsquos
ŶŽƚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĐůĞǀĞƌ ĂŶĚŝƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŽīĞƌĂŶLJŶĞǁ Žƌ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƵŶƚŽůĚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ďƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚdoes it does quite well Itrsquos the kind of bearable
ĐŽƐƚƵŵĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌďŽŶŶĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽƌƐĞƚƐ ďƵƚ ŝƐ ŶŽ ůĞƐƐ ƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚƚŽ ŽīĞƌ Ă ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǁĞƌĞNo one rolls over a squad car no-one is called
gtĂĚLJ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ĨĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůĂƵŐŚƐare hearty sitcom belly-laughs but therersquos
ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůƐƋƵŝƚĞŐĞŶƵŝŶĞʹĞǀĞŶif most of its viewers are far too young to say
with any authority whether it actually is
Josh Butler
PRIMETIME gt ROCK amp CHIPS DOWNLOAD gt THE CLEVELAND SHOW
REALITY gt CHARLIE BROOKERrsquoS NEWSWIPE
NO I DONrsquoT WANT NO SCRUBS She hates it he loves it Housemates Grace Simpson and Matt Sladen take their remote
ĐŽŶƚƌŽůďĂƚƚůĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽĨĂƚŽƚŚĞƐŽĂƉďŽdž
I HATE SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBSŶ ŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ĂƌƟĐƵůĂƚĞǁŚLJ ŚĂƚĞScrubs I will
quote a far superior American comedy Family Guy zŽƵ ĞǀĞƌ ǁĂƚĐŚ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚŽǁ ^ĐƌƵďƐ gtŽŝƐhad it on the other night and I was kinda
fading in and out you know I was watching and
wondering which one is the funny guyrsquo
WĞƚĞƌ ƌŝĸŶ ŝĚĞŶƟĮĞƐ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵdž ŽĨ ŵLJargument Scrubs is just not funny If I take the
ĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŽĨĂƐŝƚĐŽŵͲĂƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞĚLJͲƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ĨĂŝůƐ ŽŶ ďŽƚŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƐ ƚƐ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ƐĞƫŶŐis ridiculous to say the least and as for the
comedy or lack thereof juvenile would be an
undeserved compliment I like juvenile humour
I donrsquot like the juvenile JD As a character he is
ƋƵŝƚĞĨƌĂŶŬůLJŶĂƵƐĞĂƟŶŐKŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŽĨ ǀŽŵŝƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ
ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ŽĨ Scrubs that really makes
the showrsquos mishaps on the comedy ward
ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĞĂďůĞ ĂƚŚŽƐ ŝƐ Ă ŵĂůĂĚLJ ƐƵīĞƌĞĚby most American comedies but Scrubs has
managed to make this the basis for nine
ŝƌŬƐŽŵĞƐĞƌŝĞƐzĞƐŬŶŽǁƚŚĂƚĂŶĚdƵƌŬůŽǀĞeach other Irsquod rather not watch the saccharine
ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉEven the theme tune makes me grind my
teeth Scrubsrsquo imminent cardiac arrest cannot
come quick enough
ůŵŽƐƚ Ăůů ůŽŶŐ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĞĚŝĞƐ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŽďĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚLJĞĂƌƐĂŌĞƌƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞŝƌzenith and the latest season of Scrubs minus
ƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŝƐǀĞƌLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞĮƌƐƚ ƐĞǀĞŶƐĞƌŝĞƐŽĨ^ĐƌƵďƐǁĞƌĞĂƵŶŝƋƵĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞƐŝƚĐŽŵŐĞŶƌĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƚLJŝƐĂƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚŝƐ
The key to Scrubsrsquo appeal is JD the
audiencersquos access to his interior monologues
allows an empathy with the character that is not
ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ŝŶĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂůƐŝƚĐŽŵƐLJĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐJD through his work surreal fantasies and
ĨĂƌĐŝĐĂůĞƐĐĂƉĂĚĞƐŝƚ ŝƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ
ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŽĐƚŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌŝƉŚĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐŚĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĂƩĂĐŚĞĚƚŽ
ƐƵŶŝƋƵĞƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞƐĞcharacters allows for episodes to feature
incredibly non-linear plots ranging from the
hilarious to deeply moving and these scenes are
ŽŌĞŶďƵŝůƚƵƉŽŶĂŶĚĞdžƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŵƵůƟƉůĞseries of the show
The very fact a single show can contain such
ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƟŶŐĞŵŽƟŽŶƐĂŶĚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐĨƌŽŵĞƉŝƐŽĚĞto episode and even scene to scene creates a
perfect balance between pathos and bathos
and is a major reason behind why Scrubs is the
best show on television
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From the get-go BioWare developer of the Mass īĞĐƚ series revealed that the games would in
fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
ƚǁŽĂŶĚŚĞƌĞŝƚŝƐĮŶĂůůLJ ƐƐĞƋƵĞůƐŝŶƚƌŝůŽŐŝĞƐgo DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮĐŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĞĂƐŝůLJŇŽƉƉĞĚŚĂƌĚĂŶĚĨĂƐƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŐƌŽƵŶĚĨŽƌĂƉŽŽƌŶĂƌƌĂƟǀĞĂŶĚĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůĂĐŬŽĨŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐƟůůǁŽƵůĚŶƚexactly be a bad thing considering the original
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
ŵŽǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵŶĞďƵůĂƚŽŶĞďƵůĂũƵƐƚƌĞƋƵŝƌĞƐƚŚĞƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞDĂƐƐZĞůĂLJũƵŵƉƐƚŚĂƚƉŽƉƵůĂƚĞƚŚĞĂƌĞĂŽǁĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƌĂĚŝĐĂůĐŚĂŶŐĞĐŽŵĞƐfrom completely changing how its key features
ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŝƚǁĂƐƌĞƉůĂĐĞĚďLJĂƐƚƌĞĂŵůŝŶĞĮŐŚƟŶŐsystem that makes almost every other third
ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŐĂŵĞĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůŬŶŽǁĂůůƚŚĞĂůŝĞŶ
races the tension between the Council races
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƵŵĂŶƌĂĐĞĂŶĚǁŝůůƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚǁŚĂƚ ƐŐŽŝŶŐŽŶampŽƌŵĂŶLJ ƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚǁŝůůďĞƚŚĞŝƌĮƌƐƚexperience of DĂƐƐīĞĐƚ and maybe even their
ĮƌƐƚZWĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůĮŶĚƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐĚƌŽƉƉĞĚŝŶat the deep end having to either trawl through
ƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚůĞƐƐĐŽĚĞdžƉĂŐĞƐƚŚĂƚĮůů ŝŶƚŚĞďĂĐŬͲstory or instead choose to push on and have
ůŝƩůĞŝĚĞĂŽĨǁŚĂƚŝƐŚĂƉƉĞŶŝŶŐĂŶĚƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚof the story and when playing an RPG like Mass īĞĐƚϮ ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJ ŝƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐhůƟŵĂƚĞůLJƚŚŝƐŐĂŵĞŚĂƐ ƐƵĐŚ Ă ůŽŶŐ ůŝĨĞƐƉĂŶ ƚŚĂƚ ĞǀĞŶĂŌĞƌϭϮŚŽƵƌƐĂŌĞƌŝƚ ƐůŝŬĞůLJƉůĂLJĞƌƐǁŽŶƚŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶscratched the surface of the main storyline this
game is begging to be played and deserves to be
ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌŝĨLJŽƵŚĂǀĞŶƚƉůĂLJĞĚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůĚŽŶƚƐƚĂƌƚƉůĂLJŝŶŐƚŚŝƐƵŶƟůLJŽƵŚĂǀĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞŝƚƐŐĞŶŝƵƐǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJůŽƐƚŽŶLJŽƵ
sĂƵŐŚŶŝŐŚĮĞůĚǀĂŝůĂďůĞŽŶWϯϲϬWƌŝĐĞάϯϱWͿάϱϬϯϲϬͿ
-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
-Possibly confusing without original game
-Scanning planets can become tedious
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dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂƐŵĂŶLJ ĂƐ ϭϯϰϬϬϬ ƉƉƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞĨŽƌĚŽǁŶůŽĂĚĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƉůĞ^ƚŽƌĞ^ŽŵĞĂƌĞƵƐĞĨƵůƐŽŵĞĂƌĞĨƵŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞĂƌĞĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞǁĂƐƚĞ ŽĨ ƟŵĞ ĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĮǀĞ ŽĨ ŵLJ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞ ĨƌĞĞ ĂƉƉƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŝWŚŽŶĞ ĂŶĚ ŝWŽĚdŽƵĐŚ
ϭĞZĞĂĚĞƌWƌŽĨƌŽŵĂƌŶĞƐΘEŽďůĞdŚŝƐŚĂŶĚLJůŝƩůĞĂƉƉůĞƚƐLJŽƵĂĐĐĞƐƐƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ Ɛlargest digital depository of books as well as
WƌŽũĞĐƚ ƵƩĞŶďĞƌŐ ĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ LJŽƵƌŝWŚŽŶĞŝŶƚŽĂŶĞZĞĂĚĞƌƚŽƌŝǀĂůŵĂnjŽŶ ƐltŝŶĚůĞŽƌƚŚĞƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚůLJŵŽƌĞĞdžƉĞŶƐŝǀĞŝWĂĚ
ϮŽŽŬͲDŽǀŝĞƐdŚŝƐŝƐĂƌĞĂůůLJĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐĂƉƉǁŚŝĐŚŵĂŬĞƐƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝWŚŽŶĞ ƐW^ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƚŽŝĚĞŶƟĨLJƚŚĞŶĞĂƌĞƐƚcinemas within 5 15 or 50 miles and seamlessly
ŽīĞƌƐLJŽƵĂůŝƐƟŶŐŽĨĂůůĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞĮůŵƐŽŶƚŚĞŝƌƟŵĞƐĂŶĚĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƐLJŽƵƚŽĂŬŝŶŐĨŽƌŵdŚŝƐ
ĐŽƵƉůĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ZŽƩĞŶ dŽŵĂƚŽĞƐ ĂƉƉ ĂƌĞ ĂŵƵƐƚŚĂǀĞĨŽƌĂŶLJŵŽǀŝĞďƵī
ϯƵďďůĞtƌĂƉŽĞƐĞdžĂĐƚůLJǁŚĂƚŝƚƐĂLJƐŽŶƚŚĞƟŶzŽƵƌŝWŚŽŶĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝƐĮůůĞĚǁŝƚŚďƵďďůĞǁƌĂƉĂŶĚLJŽƵŚĂǀĞϰϱƐĞĐŽŶĚƐƚŽƉŽƉĂƐŵĂŶLJŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŝŶĐůƵĚĞƐĂǀĞƌLJƐĂƟƐĨLJŝŶŐƉŽƉƉŝŶŐŶŽŝƐĞǁŝƚŚevery bubble you hit and there are hidden
ďŽŶƵƐĞƐĂŵŽŶŐƚŚĞďƵďďůĞƐƌĞůĂƟǀĞůLJƐŝŵƉůĞĂƉƉďƵƚŝƚ ƐŐƵĂƌĂŶƚĞĞĚƚŽŬĞĞƉLJŽƵĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ
ŝĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ƐƚƵĐŬǁĂŝƟŶŐĂƚ ĂďƵƐ ƐƚŽƉ ĨŽƌ Ă ĨĞǁŵŝŶƵƚĞƐ
ϰZĞĂĚĞƌdŚŝƐ ŐŝǀĞƐ LJŽƵ ĚŝƌĞĐƚ ĂĐĐĞƐƐ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƐƐŝƚĞƌĞͲƉĂĐŬĂŐĞĚĂŶĚƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚĨŽƌƵƐĞǁŝƚŚ LJŽƵƌ ŝWŚŽŶĞ Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ƚŚĞ ƐůŝĚĞƐŚŽǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚĂůůŽǁƐLJŽƵƚŽŇŝĐŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞheadlines in the same way as you would with
your album artwork is a novel way to view the
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dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
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ŝƐŶĞLJ ŝƐďĂĐŬŽŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůŚŽƌƐĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĐĞ The Princess and The Frog ƚƌƵůLJŝƐ ƚŽƉ Ϯ ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƐƌĞŵŝŶŝƐĐĞŶƚ ŽĨ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ƐĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞƉĂƐƚ
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dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
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Michael Blunt
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ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
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ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
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tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
ampŽƌĂůŝƐƚŽĨƐƚŽĐŬŝƐƚƐĂŶĚŵŽƌĞŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǁĞďƐŝƚĞǁǁǁĐŽƩŽŶƐĐŽŵĂƵ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
ŽƵƌƚĞƐLJŽĨƚŚĞhŶŝŽŶǁĞŚĂǀĞƚǁŽƉĂŝƌƐŽĨĮůŵƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJdŚŝƐŝƐĂŐƌĞĂƚĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽǁĂƚĐŚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŚĂǀŝŶŐƚŽůĞĂǀĞĐĂŵƉƵƐĂůůĨŽƌĨƌĞĞ
ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
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EĂŵĞ ͲŵĂŝů
WIN LT1 FILM TICKETS
COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
ƚŽĚƌŽƉŽīĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĞŶƚƌŝĞƐŽƌƚŽƚĂůŬƚŽŽƵƌĞĚŝƚŽƌƐŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝŶĂŶLJŽĨŽƵƌƐĞĐƟŽŶƐ
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EDITOR-IN-CHIEFgtHANNAH LIVINGSTON| concreteeditorueaacuk
THE EVENT EDITORgtGRACE SIMPSON| concreteeventueaacuk
DEPUTY EVENT EDITORgtDUNCAN VICAT-BROWN
concretefashionueaacuk|FASHION EDITORgtKAT JONES
FASHION WRITERSgtKERI DICKENS KAT JONES FRANCES TAYLOR GEORGINA WADF
concreteartsueaacuk|ARTS EDITORSgtFIONA HOWARD amp KIRSTEN PETER
ARTS WRITERSgtFIONA HOWARD KIRSTEN PETER ALEC PLOWMAN LAURA RIGGS
concretecreativewritingueaacuk|CREATIVE WRITING EDITORgtSTEPHANIE CROSS
CREATIVE WRITERSgtJOE DORAN SARAH FORNEY HANNAH GRIFFIN CHLOE HONUM JOSHUA KATZ SANDY ROWSON
concretetvdigitalueaacuk|TELEVISION EDITORgtJOSH BUTLER
TELEVISION WRITERSgtHASINA ALLEN JOSH BUTLER MICHA BUTLER LAURA LIDDELL SHAUN KITCHENER HANNAH LIVINGSTON GEORGINA PURSEY GRACE SIMPSON MATT SLADEN NATALIE
STEPHENSON KARINE WACH-DONOVAN
concretewiredueaacuk|WIRED EDITORgtWILLIAM MORAN
WIRED WRITERSgtLOCHLAINN COYNE VAUGHN HIGHFIELD RICHARD JOSLIN GRACE SIMPSON
concretefi lmueaacuk|FILM EDITORSgtELIZABETH POOLE amp ADAM SCALES
FILM WRITERSgtMICHAEL BLUNT JACK BURROWS MICHA BUTLER JOE DORAN PAUL MARTIN LUKE NASH TASHA PERCY LORNA PONTEFRACT LIAM PRITCHETT DUNCAN VICAT-BROWN CATHERINE
WATTS BERT WARDLOW
concretemusicueaacuk|MUSIC EDITORSgtPAUL COOK amp STEPH MCKENNA
MUSIC WRITERSgtMICHAEL BOND GEMMA BOYLE SAM DARGUE SEAN HARRIS TOM MCINNES STEPH MCKENNA PADDY MILLAR ALEC PLOWMAN LAURA RIGGS ALEX THROSSELL DUNCAN
VICAT-BROWN KARINE WACH-DONOVAN JAKE WIECZOREK BETH WYATT
concreteeventueaacuk|CANVAS EDITORgtGRACE SIMPSON
concretelistingsueaacuk|VENUE EDITORgtHELEN THOMAS
VENUE WRITERgtJOSIAH NORRIS
concretecompetitionsueaacuk|COMPETITIONS EDITORgtWILL DONOVAN
THE ONE WITH
THE GLEE
FASHIONARTSCREATIVE WRITING
CANVAS
TELEVISIONWIRED
MUSICFILM
VENUECOMPETITIONS
APOLOGYgtgtgtTHE ARTS ARTICLE ON PROJECT 365 IN LAST ISSUE SHOULD HAVE CREDITED JENNY BIRD AS
THE CO-WRITER MANY APOLOGIES TO JENNY
JD SALINGER
1919-2010
Anyway I keep picturing
all these little kids playing
some game in this big fi eld of
rye and all Thousands of little
kids and nobodys around -
nobody big I mean - except
me And Im standing on
the edge of some crazy cliff
What I have to do I have to
catch everybody if they start
to go over the cliff - I mean
if theyre running and they
dont look where theyre
going I have to come out from
somewhere and catch them
Thats all I do all day Id
just be the catcher in the rye
and all I know its crazy but
thats the only thing Id really
like to be
HOLDEN CAULFIELD
CATCHER IN THE RYE
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fashion4 09feb10issue239
concretefashionueaacuk
ROCK amp ROMANCE
tĞĐŽƵůĚďĞůŽŽŬŝŶŐĂƚĞǀĞŶŝŶŐǁĞĂƌĨŽƌĂƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŵĞĂůout or cosy knits for a quiet night in but what about
those moments of lust
Here we capture the intense and passionate feeling
ŽĨĂŇŽƵƌŝƐŚŝŶŐƌŽŵĂŶĐĞ ŶƐƉŝƌĞĚďLJĂƋƵŝƌŬLJƌŝƚWŽƉidea with fashion dwelling on edgy retro we highlight
ƚŚĞĨƵŶĂŶĚĞdžĐŝƚĞŵĞŶƚŽĨĨĂƐŚŝŽŶĂŶĚĨƌŝǀŽůŝƚLJ
ƌŝƚWŽƉǁĂƐĂĐƵůƚƵƌĂůƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶŽŵƚŚĂƚĚĞǀĞůŽƉĞĚŝŶƚŚĞϭϵϵϬƐďƵƚǁĂƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚďLJƌŝƟƐŚŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƚLJůĞŽĨƚŚĞϲϬƐͲϴϬƐ
So for guys think of bands such as The Kinks and The Smiths
ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĂƉƉLJDŽŶĚĂLJƐĂŶĚůƵƌǁŝƚŚĚƌĂŝŶƉŝƉĞ ũĞĂŶƐĐŚĞĐŬƉĂƩĞƌŶƐůĂƌŐĞďƵƩŽŶĞĚƐŚŝƌƚƐĂŶĚƚͲƐŚŝƌƚƐƵŶĚĞƌƚĂŝůŽƌĞĚũĂĐŬĞƚƐ
For girls the fashion started with the icon Twiggy with
ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐŽŶƐŬŝŶŶLJůĞŐƐĂŶĚŽǀĞƌͲƐŝnjĞĚŇŽǁŝŶŐƚŽƉƐĂŶĚĚƌĞƐƐĞƐŝŶƚŚĞϲϬƐĂŶĚƚŚĞŶƚŽĮƩĞĚũĂĐŬĞƚƐŝŶƚŚĞůĂƚĞƌĚĞĐĂĚĞƐŐLJŶĞƐƐDeyn is a modern day example of this and she is not afraid to
ĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƚďLJĨƵƐŝŶŐŵĂƐĐƵůŝŶĞĂŶĚĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞƚƌĞŶĚƐdŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶ LJŽƵ ĐĂŶ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ůƵƐƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŽ ŐƌĂď LJŽƵƌ
partner turn up ParklifeƐůŝƉŝŶƚŽƐŽŵĞƐƵƉĞƌͲƟŐŚƚũĞĂŶƐĂŶĚŐĞƚfrisky
ltltltTwiggyltltlt gtgtgtThe Smithsgtgtgt
BRIT HISTORY
ŽŐĮƐŚ ĂŶĚ ĂƞŝƐŚ ĂƌĞ ƉĂƌƚŶĞƌĞĚ ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶ ƐƚŽƌĞƐŽŐĮƐŚŝƐŽŶϲĞĚĨŽƌĚ^ƚƌĞĞƚĂŶĚĂƞŝƐŚĐĂŶďĞĨŽƵŶĚǀĞƌLJĐůŽƐĞďLJŽŶϮϰdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ^ƚƌĞĞƚ
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The atmosphere in both shops is laid back yet classy
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When the Posh one from the Spice Girls
met the good-looking footballer I donrsquot
think the world was quite ready for the
impact they would have on the fashion
ǁŽƌůĚtŚĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƟŶŐůŽǀĞĂŶĚůŽǀĞŽĨfashion this Sunday Mr and Mrs Beckham
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ Ă ŵĞŶƟŽŶ dŚĞƐĞ ƚǁŽ ŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůLJstunning people take no risks when it
comes to making fashion decisions so we
applaud them for these statements David
evolved the species of metrosexuals with
his highlighted locks long cardigans and
ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐĂƌŽŶŐ DĞŶ ĐŽƵůĚƚŚĞŶ ƚĂŬĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵ ĞĐŬƐ ĂŶĚ ŶŽƚbe worried about showing an interest in
personal appearance Victoria has gone
ĨƌŽŵƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚƚŽƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝƩůĞGucci dressrdquo from the Wannabe days to
the scuplted and feminine shapes of her
ŽǁŶůĂďĞůdĞŶLJĞĂƌƐŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƐƉĂƌŬand three kids down the line together they
ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƚŽǁŽǁŽƌƐŚŽĐŬƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚǁŝƚŚtheir style As a couple a brand fashion
icons and parents they are dynamite
gtŽǀĞ ƚŚĞŵ Žƌ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞŵ ŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ dĞĂŵBeckham will be around for a while longer
Here we take a look back at three stages of
their evolving style
Anyone would want to make a statement if
ƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞĂƩĞŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐŽĨĂsĞƌƐĂĐĞstore and in 1999 the Beckhams did just that
Both dressed in full black leather you would be
ĞdžĐƵƐĞĚĨŽƌƚŚŝŶŬŝŶŐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞĂƵĚŝƟŽŶŝŶŐto be extras in The Matrix However back
ƚŚĞŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƐƚLJůĞƟƉƐĨƌŽŵEĞŽĂŶĚdƌŝŶŝƚLJǁĂƐƉŽƐŝƟǀĞůLJŚĂƵƚĞĐŽƵƚƵƌĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ sŝĐƚŽƌŝĂ ŝƐ ƐƉŽƌƟŶŐ Ă ƐŝŵŝůĂƌŚĂŝƌĐƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ƌĞŝŶĐĂƌŶĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ŚĞƌlsquoPobrsquo the head-to-toe black teamed with the
notably 90s choker and mid-heels starves any
ĐƌĞĚĞŶƟĂůƐ ŚĞƌ ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶͲĨŽƌǁĂƌĚ ďĂƌŶĞƚ ŵĂLJhave clinched Her pleased-as-punch grin has
also been lost at the back of the wardrobe
and the now infamous Posh pout is yet to be
discovered But letrsquos not forget David Hersquos a
ŐŽŽĚŵĂŶLJLJĞĂƌƐŽīŵĞĞƟŶŐƚŚĞĐůŝƉƉĞƌƐĂƚƚŚĞďĂƌďĞƌ ƐŚŽƉ ĂŶĚŚĞ ůŽŽŬƐƉŽƐŝƟǀĞůLJƉƌŽƵĚŽĨhis once commonplace bleached side-sweeping
locks which unfortunately arenrsquot a good
ĞŶŽƵŐŚĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŽŶĨƌŽŵŚŝƐĚĞĐŝĚĞĚůLJƉƌĂĐƟĐĂůschool teacher-esque footwear
ŌĞƌďĞŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌŽŶůLJĂƐŚŽƌƚƟŵĞŝƚŝƐclear that the Beckhams felt that they needed
to prove to the world how perfectly suited they
ǁĞƌĞďLJĚŽŶŶŝŶŐŝĚĞŶƟĐĂůĐůŽƚŚĞƐdŚŝƐǁĂƐũƵƐƚthe beginning of an unfortunate run of mirrored
ŵĂƌŝƚĂů ŵŽŶƐƚƌŽƐŝƟĞƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ƉĂŝƌ ǁŚŝĐŚ ŶŽǁʹĂŌĞƌƚĞŶLJĞĂƌƐŽĨŵĂƌƌŝĂŐĞĂŶĚƚŚƌĞĞƐŽŶƐʹhave thankfully well and truly been ditched for
a suave suited and styled set of Beckhams
Frances Taylor
VERSACE STORE OPENING PARTY 1999gtgtgt
dŚĞĞĐŬŚĂŵƐƐƚLJůĞŝƐĞǀĞƌĞǀŽůǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞdays of heavily clad matching leather to their
own line of high street clothing they truly are
one of the great fashion icons of the last 20
LJĞĂƌƐ ŶƚŚŝƐƉŝĐƚƵƌĞƚŚĞĐŽƵƉůĞĂƌĞĂƩĞŶĚŝŶŐtheir own Full Length and Fabulous Ball in 2006
David opted for the sharp dinner suit
ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂŶĚƟŵĞůĞƐƐůLJƐƵĂǀĞdŚĞďůŽĐŬĐŽůŽƵƌƐŽĨ ďŽƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ ĐŽŵƉůĞŵĞŶƚ ĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJ ǁŝƚŚŶŽĞdžĐĞƐƐũĞǁĞůůĞƌLJŽƌĐůĂƐŚŝŶŐcolours Victoria has chosen a stunning Roberto
Cavalli neon yellow full-length dress which
ĂĚĚƐ ǀŝďƌĂŶĐLJ ĂŶĚ ŇĂŝƌ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŽƵƉůĞ Ɛ ŽƵƞŝƚ^ŚĞŝƐŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽƐŚŽǁŽīǁŚĂƚƐŚĞ ƐŐŽƚǁŝƚŚa slit reaching right up to her hip parading her
amazing bronzed physique Victoria proved
that you donrsquot need to be a raver to get away
with neon all you need is a good tan and a bit
of courage
dŚĞ ŐĂŵďůĞ ƐĞĞŵĞĚ ƚŽ ƉĂLJ Žī ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞBeckhams as they became style ambassadors
the world over launching their own brand of
clothing and sunglasses Victoria also appeared
on the runway and in countless campaigns for
the likes of Roberto Cavalli Emporio Armani
and Marc Jacobs
With minimum fuss and frills the Beckhamrsquos
ĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƟĐ ĐŚŝĐ ĂŶĚ ĞīŽƌƚůĞƐƐbeauty
Georgina Wade
FULL LENGTH AND FABULOUS BALL 2006gtgtgt
In this picture the Beckhams look by far the
ŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞ Ŷ ƐƵďƚůLJ ĐŽͲŽƌĚŝŶĂƟŶŐƚŚĞŝƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ ǁŝƚŚ ĂǀŝĚƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞ ďůĂĐŬ ƟĞ ŝŶĂĐĐŽƌĚĂŶĐĞǁŝƚŚŚŝƐǁŝĨĞƐƐŽƉŚŝƐƟĐĂƚĞĚĚƌĞƐƐthe couple appear most at ease with each
other
dŚĞLJ ŶŽ ůŽŶŐĞƌ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĞ ŶĞĞĚ ƚŽ ŵŝƌƌŽƌeach other as precisely as they once did and
this more subtle yet sexy and stylish look
ŝƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŵŽƌĞ ƌĞůĂdžĞĚ ĂŶĚ ŚĂƉƉLJƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ
dŚŝƐ ůŽŽŬ ŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ĨŽƌeach other as a couple in a way that doesnrsquot
ĚĞŵĂŶĚ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĂƚĐŚŝŶŐůĞĂƚŚĞƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ Ɛ ƐƵĐŚ ĂǀŝĚƐ ƟŐŚƚͲĮƫŶŐdishy suit nicely compliments Victoriarsquos sassy
ďůĂĐŬ ĚƌĞƐƐ ĨƌŽŵ ŚĞƌ ŽǁŶ ĐŽůůĞĐƟŽŶ Ŷ ƚŚŝƐway he makes a statement showing support
for his wife on such an occasion
sŝĐƚŽƌŝĂƐ ĐƌĞĂƟǀĞ ďŽǁͲůŝŬĞ ŚĂŝƌƐƚLJůĞsimilarly adds to the chic look displayed by
ďŽƚŚ dŚĞ ĞĐŬŚĂŵƐ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ŵĂŶĂŐĞ ƚŽƉƵůů Žī ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞ LJĞƚ ƐŽƉŚŝƐƟĐĂƚĞĚ ůŽŽŬwhilst appearing blissfully devoted to each
other
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COMEDYgtINTERVIEWgtPAPPYrsquoSKirsten Peter chats with Tom ParryŽŶĞƚŚŝƌĚŽĨƚŚĞĚŝŶďƵƌŐŚampƌŝŶŐĞampĞƐƟǀĂůĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ƚ ŝƐƉĞƌŚĂƉƐĂƐŝŐŶŽĨƚŚĞƟŵĞƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚĮƫŶŐ ƚƌŝďƵƚĞ ƚŽ ^ĂůŝŶŐĞƌ Ɛ ƉĂƐƐŝŶŐ ĐĂŵĞŶŽƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĂŵƐ ŽĨ ŶĞǁƐƉĂƉĞƌ ŽďŝƚƵĂƌLJĐŽůƵŵŶƐ Žƌ ƚŚĞ ƉŽƐƚŚƵŵŽƵƐ ĂƉƉƌĂŝƐĂůƐ ĨƌŽŵŚŝƐ ůŝƚĞƌĂƟ ĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ďƵƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐof The SimpsonsĐĂƌƚŽŽŶŶĂϮϬƚŚŶŶŝǀĞƌƐĂƌLJSimpsons ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ĂŝƌĞĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁǁĞĞŬƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚŚŽƌ Ɛ ĚĞĂƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƐĞŵŝͲũŽŬĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŚĞ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŽŶĞƌĞŵĂŝŶŝŶŐĮŐƵƌĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJŚĂĚLJĞƚƚŽĐŽĂdžŝŶƚŽĂŐƵĞƐƚƐƉŽƚhŶĚŽƵďƚĞĚůLJĂƉůĂLJŽŶƚŚĞǁƌŝƚĞƌ ƐŶŽƚŽƌŝŽƵƐ ůĂƩĞƌͲĚĂLJ ƐĞĐůƵƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŵŵĞŶƚƐĞĞŵƐ ŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ Ă ƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚ ƚŽ ŚŝƐ ƐƉŚĞƌĞŽĨŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞŶĚĞĞĚŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞĐĂůŝďƌĞŽĨĮŐƵƌĞƐƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĐĂƌŝĐĂƚƵƌĞĚ ŝŶƚŽ Ă LJĞůůŽǁ ƐŬŝŶŶĞĚĨŽƵƌ ĮŶŐĞƌĞĚ ĨŽƌŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŶŽǁ ŝŵƉŽƐƐŝďůĞŝŶƚĞŶƟŽŶƚŽĐĂƉƚƵƌĞ ĂůŝŶŐĞƌ ƐƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞĂƉƉĞĂƌƐƚŚĞƵůƟŵĂƚĞĂĐĐŽůĂĚĞ
ƚƐĞĞŵƐƐƚƌĂŶŐĞƚŚĂƚĂǁƌŝƚĞƌǁŚŽƐĞůŝĨĞƟŵĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƐƵĐŚ Ă ƐĐĂŶƚ ŽƵƚƉƵƚ ĐŽƵůĚ ŝŵƉĂĐƚƵƉŽŶƐŽŵĂŶLJƉĞŽƉůĞ^ĂůŝŶŐĞƌŽŶůLJƉƵďůŝƐŚĞĚĨŽƵƌŬƐĂƐĂŶĂƵƚŚŽƌ ŽŶůLJŽŶĞŽĨƚŚŽƐĞǁĂƐĂ ĨƵůů ůĞŶŐƚŚ ŶŽǀĞů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞƐƚ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǁŽƌŬƐĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞĚ ŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ŽŌĞŶ ĂŶƚŚŽůŽŐŝƐĞĚŝŶŵĂŐĂnjŝŶĞƐ ƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ĨƵůů ůĞŶŐƚŚ ƚŚĂƚďƌŽƵŐŚƚ
ŚŝŵƚŚĞŵŽƐƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĂŶĚƉĞƌŚĂƉƐĚĞƐĞƌǀĞĚůLJso for Catcher In The RyeŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁƚĞdžƚƐƚŚĂƚĐĂŶďĞďĞĮƫŶŐůLJĂƐĐƌŝďĞĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƟƚůĞŽĨƐĞŵŝŶĂů ƚ ƐĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂůƐĞĐŽŶĚĂƌLJƐĐŚŽŽůƐƚĂŶĚĂƌĚ ƚŚĂƚ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ƐƉĞĂŬƐ ƚŽ ƐĞĐŽŶĚĂƌLJƐĐŚŽŽůƉƵƉŝůƐĂŶĚĂƚĂůŵŽƐƚƐŝdžƚLJLJĞĂƌƐŽůĚ ŝƚŝƐƐƟůůǀŝƚĂůůLJƌĞƐŽŶĂŶƚĂŶĚƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚWƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŽůĚĞŶ ĂƵůĮĞůĚ Ɛ ĞŶĚůĞƐƐůLJ ǁŝŶĚŝŶŐ ũŽƵƌŶĞLJƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƌĞĞƚƐ ŽĨ EĞǁ zŽƌŬ ŝƚLJ ƐƉĞĂŬƐǀŽůƵŵĞƐ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƐƐƵĞƐ ŽĨ ƐĞůĨ ĂŶĚ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶĞĐůŝƉƐŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŵŝŐŚƚďĞĐĂůůĞĚƚŚĞĨƌĂŵĞŽĨƚŚĞƚĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐĂŐŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂǁŝĚĞƌ ĂůŵŽƐƚƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĂůĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ
ƚĞƌŶĂůůLJŵLJƚŚŽůŽŐŝnjĞĚďLJŚŝƐŽǁŶĂďƐĞŶĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƵďůŝĐĞLJĞŽƌƚŚĞĞŶĚůĞƐƐĐŽŶƐƉŝƌĂĐLJƚŚĞŽƌŝĞƐ ƚŚĂƚ ǁŝůů ĨŽƌĞǀĞƌ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚ ŚŝƐ ŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚ ǁŽƌŬ ŝƚ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ĞĂƐLJ ƚŽ ĐĂƐƚ^ĂůŝŶŐĞƌ ŝŶ ĚĞĂƚŚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞ ŵĂĚ ŝǀŽƌLJ ƚŽǁĞƌŚĞƌŵŝƚƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ ĐƌĞĂƟǀĞƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŝƚ ŝƐƉĞƌŚĂƉƐŶŽƚƚŚĞŵĂŶƚŚĂƚǁĞƐŚŽƵůĚƌĞŵĞŵďĞƌ ďƵƚŚŝƐĂƌƚĞŵŝŐŚƚŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚƌĂĚĞĚƋƵŝƉƐǁŝƚŚDƌ ƵƌŶƐďƵƚŚŝƐƐĞŵŝŶĂůƌĞĂĚƐƟůůƌĞƐŽŶĂƚĞƐƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ^ƉƌŝŶŐĮĞůĚĂŶĚďĞLJŽŶĚ
Alec Plowman
LITERATUREgtOBITUARYgtJD SALINGER
^ŬĞƚĐŚ ƚƌŽƵƉĞ WĂƉƉLJ Ɛ ĨŽƌŵĞƌůLJ ŬŶŽǁŶ ĂƐWĂƉƉLJ ƐampƵŶůƵďďĞĨŽƌĞĂůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞͿĂƌĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌƐdŽŵWĂƌƌLJ DĂƚŚĞǁƌŽƐďLJĂŶĚĞŶůĂƌŬdŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƚĂŬĞŶĚŝŶďƵƌŐŚĂŶĚƚŚĞƚŽƵƌĐŝƌĐƵŝƚ ďLJ ƐƚŽƌŵ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ŝƐ ůƵĐŬLJ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽŚĂǀĞƚŚĞŵŐŝŐŐŝŶŐĂƚ ƚŚĞEŽƌǁŝĐŚƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞŽŶƚŚĞϭϭƚŚŽĨampĞďƌƵĂƌLJLJŽƵĚďĞĂĨŽŽůƚŽŵŝƐƐit
Since Edinburgh how has your show changed to go on tour
tŚĞŶǁĞƌĞ ƚŽƵƌŝŶŐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚ Ɛ Ă ďŝŐ ǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĂƩĞŵƉƚǁĞƌĞƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽĚŽϮϬϬƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐŝŶĂŶŚŽƵƌͿǁĞƐƉĞŶĚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞǀĞŶŝŶŐ
ĚŽŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨŽƵƌŽůĚƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƐŽŵĞŽĨŽƵƌďƌĂŶĚŶĞǁ ƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽǁŽƌŬŽŶtĞǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƵƉǁĂƌŵŽƵƌƐĞůǀĞƐƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞŶĐŽŵĞďĂĐŬĂŶĚƚƌLJĂŶĚĚŽƚŚĞĨƵůůǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĂƩĞŵƉƚŝŶƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚŚĂůĨ ^ŽǁĞŐĞƚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽŐŽŽƵƚƚŚĞƌĞƐƚƌĞƚĐŚŽƵƌůĞŐƐĂŶĚůĞƚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞŐĞƚƚŽŬŶŽǁƵƐďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŵŝŶŐďĂĐŬĂŶĚĂƩĞŵƉƟŶŐƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚ
tŚĂƚŬŝŶĚŽĨǀĞŶƵĞƐĚŽLJŽƵĮŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůǀĞƐŝŶand what do you prefer
ƚ Ɛ Ăůů ŬŝŶĚƐ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ƚŚĞ ƚŚŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽƵƌŝŶŐŝƐ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ŶĞǀĞƌ ŬŶŽǁ ǁŚĂƚ LJŽƵƌĞ ŐŽŝŶŐ ƚŽŐĞƚ tĞ ǁĞƌĞ ŝŶ Ă ŶŝŐŚƚĐůƵď ƚǁŽ ŶŝŐŚƚƐ ĂŐŽŝŶ ĂƌůŝŶŐƚŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŶŝŐŚƚ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ƚŚĂƚ ǁĞǁĞƌĞ ŝŶĂ ůŽǀĞůLJƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉƌĞĚŽŵŝŶĂŶƚůLJ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂŐĞ ŽĨ ϲϬ dŚĞ ůƵĐŬLJƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌŝƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞƚŽƵƌĞĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ǁĞůůďĞƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐƚŽĂůŽƚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂĐĞƐǁĞǁĞƌĞůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌƐŽŝƚǁŝůůďĞůĞƐƐŽĨĂƐŚŽĐŬĨŽƌƵƐtĞǁĞƌĞŝŶƚŚĞƌƚƐĐĞŶƚƌĞŝŶEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚŝƚ ƐďĞĂƵƟĨƵůtĞǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞƌĞďĞĨŽƌĞĂŶĚǁĞƌĞ
ƌĞĂůůLJůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ
zŽƵƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJƚŽŽŬƉĂƌƚŝŶƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĞǀĞƌdǁŝƩĞƌgig Do you think new media is helpful or will it cause the death of live comedy
ƚŚŝŶŬ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁŚŽůĞ ŝƐ Ă ŐŽŽĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌ ĐŽŵĞĚLJ ŵ ŶŽƚ ƐƵƌĞ ĂƐ ĂŶ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽƌŵĂƚĨŽƌŚŽƐƟŶŐĂŐŝŐdŚĞǁĞŝƌĚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚĚŽŝŶŐŝƚ ŽŶ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŝƐ Ăƚ ůĞĂƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ LJŽƵƌĞ ĚŽŝŶŐ ĂůŝǀĞŐŝŐ LJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚ ĂŵŝĐƌŽƉŚŽŶĞŽƌ LJŽƵƌĞŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝĨƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐLJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŽŶdǁŝƩĞƌ ŝĨ ƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐ LJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŬŝŶĚŽĨ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ĂƐ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ĂƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ ƵƚƚŚĞŐƌĞĂƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚdǁŝƩĞƌŽƌampĂĐĞŬŝƐǁĞƌĞďůŽŐŐŝŶŐĂŌĞƌĞǀĞƌLJŶŝŐŚƚŽĨŽƵƌ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽǁĞůů ĚŽĂŐŝŐǁƌŝƚĞĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ĂŶĚƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽǀĞďĞĞŶƚŽƚŚĞŐŝŐĐĂŶƌĞĂĚĂďŽƵƚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĂƚ ƐĂƌĞĂůůLJŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŽĚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƚĞǁŝƚŚ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ WĞŽƉůĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞďŝŐŐĞƌ ĨĂŶƐ ƐŽ ĞŶũŽLJ ƚŚĂƚ Ă ůŽƚ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶ
What sort of comedy are you a fan of ŵĂŝŶƐƚƌĞĂŵ ƐƚƵīŽƌ ƐƚƵīǁĞŵŝŐŚƚ ŶŽƚ ŚĂǀĞheard of
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ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞŝƌƐŚŽǁǁĂƐǀĞƌLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĨŽƌƵƐǁŚĞŶǁĞǁĞƌĞƐƚĂƌƟŶŐŽƵƚůƐŽƋƵŝƚĞŽůĚƐƚƵīŽůĚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞDĂƌdž ďƌŽƚŚĞƌƐ Žƌ ĞŶ Ɛ ĂŵĂƐƐŝǀĞĨĂŶŽĨƵƐƚĞƌltĞĂƚŽŶůĂƐƐŝĐŽůĚƐĐŚŽŽůĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚƌĞĂůůLJŝƐƋƵŝƚĞŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƐǁĞůů
ĂǀĞƚŚĞLJŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚWĂƉƉLJƐǁŽƌŬ
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ƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞĂŝŵŝƐƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚĐĂƌƌLJŽŶƚŽƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĂƐůŽŶŐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞǀĞũƵƐƚĐŽŵĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵ^ĂŶ ampƌĂŶĐŝƐĐŽ ǁŚĞƌĞ ǁĞ ĚŝĚ Ă ĐŽƵƉůĞ ŽĨ ŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŚĂƚǁĂƐƌĞĂůůLJĞdžĐŝƟŶŐtĞƌĞƉůĂŶŶŝŶŐŽŶŐŽŝŶŐƚŽ^LJĚŶĞLJůĂƚĞƌŽŶŝŶƚŚĞLJĞĂƌũƵƐƚƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚƚƌĂǀĞůƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁĂŶĚĚŽĂƐŵĂŶLJŐŝŐƐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞƌĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂdsƐĐƌŝƉƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚ ƐŝŶĚĞǀĞůŽƉŵĞŶƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĂŶĚƚŚĂƚĚďĞŐƌĞĂƚĨƵŶƚŽĚŽďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚǁĞƌĞ ǁƌŝƟŶŐ ƐĐƌŝƉƚƐ ĨŽƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƚĞůůLJ ĂŶĚ ũƵƐƚŬĞĞƉŝŶŐŽŶĚŽŝŶŐǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽƌĞĂůůLJƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŽƵƚƚŚĞƌĞĂƐŵƵĐŚĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞ
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ĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽƐĞĞƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽĂůƐŽĞŶũŽLJǁĂƐƟŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĚĂLJŝŶďĞĚĂŶĚƚŚĞŶŵƵĐŬŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝŶƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚƟŵĞ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞĂůŽŶŐĂŶĚ ƐĞĞWĂƉƉLJ ƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĂƚ ƐŬŝŶĚŽĨǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽ
hŚĂƐďĞĞŶŚŽƐƚƚŽŵĂŶLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƵƚŚŽƌƐŵŽƐƚ ƐƚĞŵŵŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ D ŝŶ ƌĞĂƟǀĞtƌŝƟŶŐdŚĞĚĂĚĚLJŽĨĂůůŽĨƚŚĞƐĞǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵŶĚĞƌŽĨƚŚĞƌĞǀĞƌĞĚĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƐDĂůĐŽůŵƌĂĚďƵƌLJŵŽƐƚĨĂŵŽƵƐĨŽƌŚŝƐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůĐĂŵƉƵƐŶŽǀĞů The History Man ƌĂĚďƵƌLJ ůĞĐƚƵƌĞĚ ŝŶŽƵƌǀĞƌLJŽǁŶƌƚƐďƵŝůĚŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵϭϵϳϬďĞĨŽƌĞŚŝƐ ƌĞƟƌĞŵĞŶƚ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ ĂŶĚ ƚĂƵŐŚƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨŽƵƌŵŽƐƚǁĞůůŬŶŽǁŶŐƌĂĚƵĂƚĞƐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐĂŶDĐǁĂŶĂŶĚltĂnjƵŽƐŚŝŐƵƌŽĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŶŽǀĞů
ŶŽƚďĞŝŶŐŚŝƐƵƐƵĂůƌĞĂůŵŵĂŝŶůLJǁƌŝƟŶŐŶŽŶͲĮĐƟŽŶǁŽƌŬƐŽŶƚŚĞ ŵŽĚĞƌŶŶŽǀĞů ŝƚǁŽƵůĚďĞĂƐŚĂŵĞƚŽŐŽƚŚƌŽƵŐŚLJŽƵƌĚĞŐƌĞĞĂƚhǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƉŝĐŬŝŶŐƵƉŽŶĞŽĨŚŝƐǁŽƌŬƐŽĨĮĐƟŽŶĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ Ă ůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ĐĂŵƉƵƐ ŶŽǀĞů Žƌ h ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ŽƌũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĂĚ Ă ŐƌĞĂƚ ŵŽĚĞƌŶ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐThe History ManŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉůĂĐĞƚŽƐƚĂƌƚDĂŶLJŚĂǀĞ ƐƵŐŐĞƐƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ĮĐƟŽŶĂů ƚŽǁŶ ĂŶĚƵŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚLJ ŽĨ tĂƚĞƌŵŽƵƚŚ ǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŶŽǀĞůƚĂŬĞƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶƌŝŐŚƚŽŶďƵƚĂƐĂh
ƌĞĂĚĞƌLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚŶŽƟĐĞĂŶĚďĞĂůŝƩůĞƵŶŶĞƌǀĞĚďLJ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶĐĂŵƉƵƐƉůĂLJƐǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚďĞƚŚĞŵĂŶͲŵĂĚĞůĂŬĞŽƌƚŚĞĐĂŵƉƵƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞďƌŝĐŬƐŵĞůƚ ŝŶLJŽƵƌďƌĂŝŶ tĞŵĂLJŚĂǀĞŵŽǀĞĚďĞLJŽŶĚƚŚĞDĂƌdžŝƐƚĂŶĚĨƌĞĞůŽǀĞ ŝĚĞĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞtĂƚĞƌŵŽƵƚŚĐĂŵƉƵƐďƵƚ ŝƚ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƐ Ă ŐůŝŵƉƐĞ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞƌĂĚŝĐĂůŝƐŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϳϬƐƉĞƌƉĞƚƵĂƚĞĚŽŶĂĐĂŵƉƵƐŶŽƚƵŶůŝŬĞŽƵƌŽǁŶƌĂĚďƵƌLJĐĂƉƚƵƌĞƐƚŚĞůŝďŝĚŝŶŽƵƐĂŶĚĞdžƚƌĞŵĞůĞŌͲǁŝŶŐƉŽůŝƟĐƐŽĨƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚ ŽǁĂƌĚ ltŝƌŬ ǁŝƚŚ ƐƵĐŚ ĂĐĐƵƌĂĐLJƚŚĂƚŝƚƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽůĂƵŐŚǁŚŝůƐƚďƌĞĂƚŚŝŶŐĂ ƐŝŐŚŽĨ ƌĞůŝĞĨ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐŚĂǀĞĐŚĂŶŐĞĚampŽƌŽŶĞ ƐŽĐŝŽůŽŐLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƉ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhltĂŶLJŵŽƌĞĂŶĚ ŝĨĂ ůĞĐƚƵƌĞƌĐĂŵĞŽŶƚŽŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐƐŽƐƚƌŽŶŐůLJĂƐltŝƌŬĚŽĞƐƚŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚďĞƐĞdžƵĂůŚĂƌĂƐƐŵĞŶƚƐƵŝƚƐŇLJŝŶŐĂůůŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂĐĞdŚĞ ůĞŐĂĐLJ ŽĨ DĂůĐŽůŵ ƌĂĚďƵƌLJ ĂŶĚ The History ManĐĂŶďĞƐĞĞŶďĞLJŽŶĚƚŚĞĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞǁĂůŬǁĂLJƐ ǁĞ ƌŽĂŵ ƚŽĚĂLJ ǁŚĞƚŚĞƌ ŝƚ ďĞ ŝŶƚŚĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJ ĂŶĚ ĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞĂǀŝĚ gtŽĚŐĞ Žƌ ŵĞƌĞůLJ ƚŚĞ ŇŝƉƉĂŶƚ ŵĂŶŶĞƌǁĞŶŽǁƵƐĞƚŚĞƚĞƌŵŝƐƚŽƌLJDĂŶǁĞŶĞĞĚůŽŽŬ ŶŽ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌ ƚŚĂŶ ĞŶŶĞƩƐ The History Boys ƌĂĚďƵƌLJŚĂĚĂ ŬĞĞŶĞLJĞ ĂŶĚƉĞƌĨĞĐƚůLJĚĞƉŝĐƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽŵƉůĞdžŝƟĞƐǁŚŝĐŚĐŽŵĞĨƌŽŵďĞŝŶŐŝŵŵĞƌƐĞĚŝŶĂƉƐĞƵĚŽͲĨŽƌǁĂƌĚ ƚŚŝŶŬŝŶŐ ĐŽůůĞĐƟǀĞ ǁŚŝĐŚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƟĂůĐĂŵƉƵƐĞƐŽĨƚŚĞϭϵϲϬƐďƌĞĞĚ
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dŚĞĞŵĞƌŐĞŶĐĞŽĨĂŶĞǁƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞƚŚĂƚĂŝŵƐƚŽŝŶƚĞŐƌĂƚĞƌĂďŝĐŶŐůŝƐŚǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚůŝƚĞƌĂƌLJƚƌĂŶƐůĂƚŽƌƐ ŝƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ůĂƵŶĐŚĞĚ ŝŶ ŐLJƉƚ ďLJ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ĞŶƚƌĞ ĨŽƌ gtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJ dƌĂŶƐůĂƟŽŶ gtdͿƐŝƚƵĂƚĞĚŚĞƌĞĂƚ ƚŚĞhŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚLJŽĨĂƐƚŶŐůŝĂampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ Ă ŚŝŐŚůLJ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞ ĨŽƌƚƌĂŶƐůĂƚŽƌƐĨƌŽŵĂŶĚŝŶƚŽŚŝŶĞƐĞǁŚŝĐŚďĞŐĂŶŝŶ ϮϬϬϳ ƚŚĞ DŝĚĚůĞ ĂƐƚ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞ ŝƐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚƉŚĂƐĞŽĨ ĂŶŽŶŐŽŝŶŐƉƌŽũĞĐƚ ƚŽĞdžƉŽƌƚƚŚĞ gtd ĂŶĚ ƐŚĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ hͲďĂƐĞĚ ĞdžƉĞƌƟƐĞǁŝƚŚĂƌĂŶŐĞŽĨŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂůƉĂƌƚŶĞƌƐ
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THE PERFORMANCE
ƚďĞŐŝŶƐǁŝƚŚĂƐƚĂŐĞǁŚĞƌĞůŽǀĞƌƐĐĂŶŵĞĞƚWůĂĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŽůĚŐƌŽƵŶĚ
dŚĞLJĐŝƌĐůĞĂŶĚůĞĂƌŶŚŽǁƚŽƉůĂĐĞƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞƚĂĐŚƵŶĂǁĂƌĞƐĂƐƚŽǁŚĂƚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĨŽƵŶĚ
dŚĞŶƚŚĞůŝŶĞƐĂƌĞƌĞĂĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƐŚĂŬLJĂŶĚƐĐĂƌĞĚƐŶĞŝƚŚĞƌŬŶŽǁƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌǁŝůůĂĐƚ
dŚĞLJƌĞŚĞĂƌƐĞƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞĂŶĚĐŽŵĨŽƌƚŝƐƐŚĂƌĞĚƐǁŽƌĚƐĂƌĞƌĞŵĞŵďĞƌĞĚĂŶĚůŽǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĨĂĐƚ
ŽŶĚƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĂŶĚǁŽƌĚƐďĞĐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐtŽƌƌŝĞĚĂƚĮƌƐƚĂƚƐƵĐŚĂƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂůůĞĂƉ
dŚĞŶĞdžƚƐƚĞƉŝƐƚĂŬĞŶĂŶĚƐŚĞƐŝŶŐƐĂůŽŶŐdŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŝƐƐŽŽŶĚĞĚŝĐĂƟŽŶƚŚĞLJŬĞĞƉ
ŶĚƚŚĞƐĞĂƚƐƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĮůůĞĚĂƐƚŚĞĐƵƌƚĂŝŶƐƌŝƐĞŶĚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞĐŚĞĞƌĂŶĚĐƌLJĂŶĚĐĂƌĞƐůŽǀĞƌƐĚĂŶĐĞĂŶĚƐŚĞůŽŽŬƐŝŶŚŝƐĞLJĞƐ
dŚĞĐůŝŵĂdžŝƐƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞĐƌĞƐĐĞŶĚŽŝƐƚŚĞƌĞ
ƵƚŝŶƟŵĞƚŚĞŝƌƉůĂLJƐƚŽƉƐĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƐƚŽĂĐůŽƐĞŶĚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞůĞĂǀĞƐĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŝƚƚŚĞďůŝƐƐdŚĞŝƌĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞĚŽŶĞŚĞƐĞĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐ
dŚĂƚǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚĂŐĞŐŽŶĞŝƐƚŚĞŝƌŬŝƐƐ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞƉůĂLJƐǁĞƉůĂLJĞĚŵƵƐƚĂůǁĂLJƐĞŶĚŶĚǁĞĐĂŶĐƌLJĂŶĚƐŚŽƵƚĂŶĚƉƌŽƚĞƐƚƚŽŽŵƵĐŚƵƚƐŽŵĞǁŽƌĚƐǁŽƵŶĚĂŶĚŶĞǀĞƌƐŚĂůůŵĞŶĚ
ŶĚĨŽƌĞǀĞƌƚŚĞLJƐƚĂLJƚŽŽƌĂǁƚŽƚŽƵĐŚ
ŶĚƚŚĞƐĞůŝŶĞƐǁĞůĞĂƌŶĞĚŚĂǀĞůŽƐƚƚŚĞŝƌŵĞĂŶŝŶŐŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐƚĞƉƐǁĞƐƚĞƉƉĞĚĂƌĞŶŽůŽŶŐĞƌƚŚĞƚƌĞŶĚŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐŽŶŐƐǁĞƐĂŶŐĂƌĞŵĞƌĞŝĚůĞƐĐƌĞĂŵŝŶŐ
dŚŝƐĚĂŶĐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŚĂƐĐŽŵĞƚŽĂŶĞŶĚ
Joe Doran
DRESS REHEARSAL ƌĂŶĐŚĞƐĞƚĐŚƚŚĞĮůŵŽĨŝĐĞ
ŽŶƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽǁŝŶĚŽǁĐƌŽǁůŽŽŬƐŝŶŚŽƉƉŝŶŐĂŶĚƐŚƌŝĞŬŝŶŐǁŚĞŶĚĂŶĐĞŝŶŵLJďůĂĐŬƚƵƚƵƚƌŝŵŵĞĚǁŝƚŚƐŝůǀĞƌ
dŚĞďĂůůĞƚŵĂƐƚĞƌƐĂLJƐLJŽƵĂƌĞŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƵƚŝŶĂĐƌŽǁ ƐƐŬLJͲŬŶŽǁŝŶŐŵŝŶĚ
ĐŽƵůĚďĞƐŽŵŝƐĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĞĚKƵƚŽĨƚŚĞďůĂĐŬĞƐƚ
ĐŽůĚͲǁĞƚĂŝƌ ƚŚĞĐƌŽǁƐĞĞŵƐŵŽůĚĞĚdŚĞƐƚĂƌƐǁŝůůŶŽƚǁĂŬĞƵƉƚŽŐƵŝĚĞŝƚ
ďĂĐŬƚŽƚŚĞĐƌĞĞŬŽĨƐŚĂĚŽǁƐǁŚĞƌĞŝƚǁĂƐĨŽƌŵĞĚWƌĂĐƟĐĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĞ
ĂŵƐŵŽŬĞŝŶĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐĐůŝŵďŝŶŐĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĂďƵƌŶŝŶŐŚƵƚŝŶĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĞŵƉƚLJ
ĮĞůĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞĮƌĞŝƐƐůŝŐŚƚĂŶĚůŽǁ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƚŽĨŝƚŝƐƐŶŽǁ
Chloeuml Honum
BECAUSE I DANCE
ĞĐĂƵƐĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚĂŵǁĞĂŬƚĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚŵLJΗƐƉŽƌƚΗŝƐƵŶŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐͿƵƐĞƟŐŚƚƐĂŶĚƉŝŶŬƚƵƚƵƐĞĐƵĂƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐǁĞƐǁĞĂƚĂŶĚǁĞǁŽƌŬĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐƐŝŵƉůLJŵĞĂŶƐŽŶĞƚŚŝŶŐtĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůǁĞƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚǁŽƌŬanymore
tĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůŽƵƌĨĞĞƚďůĞĞĚĂŶĚŽƵƌmuscles are torn
dƌƵĞĂƚŚůĞƚĞƐǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůƚŚĞLJƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚĂŶLJŵŽƌĞŶĚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚĚĂŶĐŝŶŐŝƐĂůůĂďŽƵƚ
Sarah Forney
THE PERFORMANCE
ĨĞĞůĐĂŶŇLJdŚĞǁŽƌůĚĐĂŶĚŝƐĂƉƉĞĂƌMy troubles can cease
ampŽƌũƵƐƚŽŶĞŵŽŵĞŶƚĂŵƚƌƵůLJĂƚƉĞĂĐĞ
Sandy Rowson
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRLTelevisionrsquos Glee mixtape offers an alternative to Journey playing endlessly on the radio and in your head
It has to be said one of the best things about Glee is the awesome soundtrack From classic rock to Liza Minnelli it cant be watched without the joy of hearing unexpected songs turned into amazing arrangements by the teeny-boppers to end all teeny-boppers
As much as everyone loves the characters ƚŚĞƌĞΖƐ ŶŽ ĚĞŶLJŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăůů ƚŚĞŵĞŶ ĂƌĞ ƉƌĞƩLJmuch dogs so I propose this song by the Welsh queen of 80s hair The song already has the musical theatre-esque ldquoDoo doo doo doooooooordquo sung by a choir so an arrangement wouldnt be too unfaithful to the original masterpiece As for someone to sing it Emma is the obvious choice Shes hung up on a married ŵĂŶǁŚŝůĞĚĂƟŶŐĂŵĂŶƐŚĞŚĂƐŶŽŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚŝŶͲŝĨanyone needs a hero in this show its her
Micha Butler
Following along the lines of the lively covers of Queen and Bon Jovi Irsquod love to see the mash up of these Red Hot Chili Peppers songs to give the kids a bit more edge - lsquoproving themselvesrsquo to their cooler Californian counterparts in an ĞƉŝĐƐŝŶŐͲŽīŝŶƚŚĞƌĞŐŝŽŶĂůƐƚŚĞƌĞƐŐŽƚƚŽďĞhip Glee kids out there somewhere)
lsquoBy the Wayrsquo opens with Finnrsquos voice and ƌƟĞƐ ƌĂƉƉŝŶŐ ŝƐŽůĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŐƵŝƚĂƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞbackground The rest of the group would have ƚŽŚĂǀĞĂĨƵŶŬLJĚĂŶĐĞƌŽƵƟŶĞƚŽƵƉƚŚĞŝƌ ĐƌĞĚ but then show their amazing harmonising centred on reigning queen Rachel during the ĐŚŽƌƵƐdŚĞ ĂůŝĨŽƌŶŝĐĂƟŽŶƉĂƌƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞĞĚsome kind of bitchiness to it possibly involving ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞŽĨŽƵƞŝƚƐŵŝŵŝĐŬŝŶŐƐƚĞƌĞŽƚLJƉĞĚgtcharacters with a backdrop to suit Imagine the theatrics of it all
Natalie Stephenson
lsquoI NEED A HEROrsquo - BONNIE TYLER
lsquoBY THE WAYCALIFORNICATIONrsquo RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Glee excells at featuring a mixture of musical-tunes and chart hits which are lsquoreinterpretedrsquo for a new audience With this in mind Irsquod love to see this song - last seen being mimed by ŽƐĞƉŚŽƌĚŽŶgtĞǀŝƩŝŶ(500) Days Of Summer - featuring on this brilliant new series
It has a perfect upbeat sound ideal for some swinging choreography maybe some twists ƐŬLJƌĞĂĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƌƟĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐǁŚĞĞůŝŶŐŽĨƚŚĞǁŚĞĞůĐŚĂŝƌƚŽĮƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐĂŶĚbubbly lyrics as well as containing a fair share of lsquoOoh-Ooohsrsquo and backing vocals to please ƚŚŽƐĞ ǁŚŽ ĮŶĚ ƐĂƟƐĨĂĐƟŽŶ ŝŶ Ă ǁĞůůͲƉůĂĐĞĚŚĂƌŵŽŶLJͲǁŚŝĐŚĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĚŽ
Only Finn could sing this song and hersquod obviously be singing it either about or to Rachel because we know things canrsquot work out between him and Quinn
Georgina Pursey
lsquoYOU MAKE MY DREAMSrsquo HALL amp OATS
The really special moments in Glee are when a ƐŽŶŐƚĂŬĞƐLJŽƵďLJƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞŵLJtŝŶĞŚŽƵƐĞƐRehab never sounded so perky) which is why ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůůLJǁŽƵůĚůŽǀĞƚŽƐĞĞEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐcover Miss Murder because itrsquos both lyrically a great song and it has so much musical and ĐŽŵŝĐ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĨŽƌ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚůů ďĞchallenging for the cast and writers but imagine it jazzed up in the style of Chicago and yoursquoll understand it could sound amazing
The plot revolves around Will Schuester In a bid for more support from the school he agrees to let the student body nominate ĂŶĚ ĞůĞĐƚ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĨŽƌ EĞǁ ŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ƚŽ ƐŝŶŐThat results in the schoolrsquos surprisingly ůĂƌŐĞ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ƌŽĐŬ ĐůŝƋƵĞ ƚĂŬŝŶŐ ŝƚ ƵƉŽŶƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƚŽǀŽƚĞŝŶampǁŝƚŚĂĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĂƟŽŶeclipsing the movement behind the Rage Against The Machine Christmas number one
Laura Liddell
lsquoMISS MURDERrsquo - AFIŌĞƌ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ Glee cast smashing Salt-n-Peparsquos hip-hop classic Push It ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁǁŽƵůĚďĞŶĞĮƚĨƌŽŵƚĂĐŬůŝŶŐĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ŚŝƉͲƚŚƌƵƐƟŶŐ ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽĨ ŶŽŶͲƉŽǁĞƌballad hip hop verse So why not take on ldquoAll ǁĂŶŶĂĚŽ ŝƐ ĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐůĐŬͲching) and take ya moneyrdquo
tŝůů ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ ŵŽŶĞLJ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞrunning Glee club would lead with hood up bling on nodding to his own singing while serving food from the school cafeteria An lsquoa cappellarsquo version of Paper Planes shouldnrsquot ďĞƚŽŽŵƵĐŚŽĨĂƉƵƐŚĨŽƌƚŚĞŵƵůƟͲƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚƐ ďƵƚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŐƵŶͲƚŽƟŶŐƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞ ƐĞƋƵĞŶĐĞ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ƐŽƌƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁŽƵůĚbe whether or not the Gleesters choose to incorporate the obligatory Paper Planes head ŶŽĚĂŶĚďƵƩĞƌŇLJŚĂŶĚƐ
Hannah Livingston
lsquoPAPER PLANESrsquo - MIA
dŚĞďŽLJƐŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĐĂĨĞůůĂ Ɛ ƐŽ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞƚŚĞƚŚƌĞĞůĞĂĚŐŝƌůƐƐƚƌƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽĐĂůƐƚƵī
You Canrsquot Hurry Love as sung by Rachel Berry Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray ƚŚĞ ĞǁŝƐŚ Őŝƌů ƚŚĞ ďůĂĐŬ Őŝƌů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ůůͲAmerican girl - if you only know the show by its stereotypes) would be perfect for Glee As the African-American Mercedes would obviously have to take on the role of Diana Ross and her ǀŽŝĐĞǁŽƵůĚĚŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶũƵƐƟĐĞƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐespecially when sugar coated by the sweet background ldquoOohrdquos of two of the other best voices in the show
The song manages to cover all three girlsrsquo ŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƉůŽƚůŝŶĞƐZĂĐŚĞů ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐƉůŝŐŚƚof unrequited love the complete lack of interest ĂŶLJ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƐŚŽǁŶ DĞƌĐĞĚĞƐ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁƐƟůůŚĂǀŝŶŐŶŽ ƌĂĐŝĂůůLJ ĐŽŵƉĂƟďůĞŵĂƚĐŚͿ ĂŶĚQuinn Fabrayrsquos seemingly endless pregnancy dŚŝŶŬŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŶƚĂŐĞƉŽƐƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ
Hasina Allen
lsquoYOU CANrsquoT HURRY LOVErsquo THE SUPREMES
Alright hear me out The creator of ƵīLJ Joss Whedon is set to direct an episode of ůĞĞand ƐŽ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ZĂĐŚĞů ĂǁŶͿ ŚĂƐ ůĞŌ EĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ^ƵĞ ^ǁĞĞƚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞŵŽŶͿhas poisoned her against them playing on her ĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĨŽƌampŝŶŶƵīLJͿKŶůLJampŝŶŶĐĂŶƉĞƌƐƵĂĚĞher to come back but he too feels disillusioned ǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ŚŝƐ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ ltƵƌƚ ^ƉŝŬĞͿ ŝƐĐŽŶŇŝĐƚĞĚ ŚĞ ŬŶŽǁƐ ƚŚĞLJ ǁŽŶƚ ǁŝŶ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚZĂĐŚĞůďƵƚƐƟůůǁĂŶƚƐampŝŶŶĨŽƌŚŝŵƐĞůĨ Dƌ^ĐŚƵĞŝůĞƐͿĨĞĞůƐŚĞƐŚŽƵůĚŝŶƚĞƌǀĞŶĞĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ^ƵĞďƵƚŝƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚƚŚĂƚŚĞĚŽĞƐŶƚ ůĞƚŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐĮŐŚƚƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶďĂƩůĞƐƌƟĞyĂŶĚĞƌͿĂŶĚdŝŶĂŶLJĂͿbicker and look on helplessly and Mercedes dĂƌĂͿĂŶĚYƵŝŶŶtŝůůŽǁͿƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƚŚĞĚŝǀĂĮůůĞƌ
Unless yoursquore well versed in both that ǁŝůů ƌĞĂĚ ůŝŬĞ ŝŶĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶƐŝďůĞ ĨĂŶͲĮĐƟŽŶďƵƚ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞGleersquos show tunes got a bit ŵŽƌĞ ĐƵůƚƵƌĂůůLJ ƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚ Dreamgirls not-with-standing)
Josh Butler
lsquoWALK THROUGH THE FIRErsquoBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A lot of the major musicals have been covered already in Glee from Cabaret to Wicked yet ŵĂŶLJĂƌĞƐƟůůůĞŌǁŝĚĞŽƉĞŶtŚŝůĞƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůďĞ ůŝƩůĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ ŝĨ ampŝŶŶ ĂŶĚ ZĂĐŚĞů ĞŶĚ ƵƉperforming High School Musicalrsquos Breaking Free the song I would like to see performed is possibly the most predictable choice for a show like this Seasons of Love from Rent
tŝƚŚEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŽŶŝĚĞĂůůLJthe solo parts would be given to Mercedes and ƌƟĞdŚĞƌĞŶĞĞĚŶŽƚďĞĂƐƉĞĐŝĮĐƉůŽƚďƵƚŝƚwould be a perfect choice for regionals
The song is so typically Broadway that it ǁĂƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵĂƐŽŶthe stage and I would love to hear the castrsquos version as the song has GleeǁƌŝƩĞŶĂůůŽǀĞƌŝƚ
Karine Wach-Donovan
lsquoSEASONS OF LOVErsquo - RENT
^ĞƚŚDĂĐampĂƌůĂŶĞŝƐŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŚĞdominant force behind US animated sitcom
He accounts for three of the countryrsquos biggest
shows of their kind and with King of the Hill ŶŽǁĂĚŝƐƚĂŶƚŵĞŵŽƌLJDĂƩƌŽĞŶŝŶŐǁŽƵůĚbe forgiven for feeling nervous Sadly however
whilst Family Guy and American Dad have
been runaway successes The Cleveland Show
ŝƐĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐůLJĂǀĞƌĂŐĞCleveland may be a likeable character on
Family Guy but as Joey Tribbiani proved that
ĚŽĞƐŶƚŶĞĐĞƐƐĂƌŝůLJŵĞĂŶĂƐƉŝŶͲŽīƐŚŽǁŝƐĂŐŽŽĚŝĚĞĂŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨĐƌĞĂƟŶŐĂĨƌĞƐŚŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůshow MacFarlane and co have simply copy and
pasted their most popular show and put one
of the less-developed characters in the driving
ƐĞĂƚ ůĞǀĞůĂŶĚ ƌ ŝƐ ďĂƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŚƌŝƐ ƌŝĸŶwith glasses Tim the Bear is the token sub-
Brian animal character and most shamelessly
obvious of all talking toddler Rallo Tubbs is just
^ƚĞǁŝĞƌŝĸŶǁŝƚŚĂŶĂĨƌŽdŚĞŽŶůLJŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŝƚLJcomes from Clevelandrsquos new step-daughter
ZŽďĞƌƚĂ ďĞŝŶŐ Ă ƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂƐƐĞƌƟǀĞ ĂŶƟƚŚĞƐŝƐƚŽƌŝĸŶƚĞĞŶDĞŐ
As for Cleveland himself he is hardly a
ƌŝǀĞƟŶŐƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚKŶŚŝƐ ƉĂƌĞŶƚ ƐŚŽǁŚĞƐgood for a few throwaway moments and the
occasional sub-plot and it is good to see him
get a bit more development here but the
ƉĂŝŶĨƵůůLJŽďǀŝŽƵƐĨĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƩĞƌŝƐƚŚĂƚŚĞƐũƵƐƚ ŶŽƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ĐĂƌƌLJ ŚŝƐ ŽǁŶ
show
The jokes are unsurprisingly crude
and boundary-pushing MacFarlane does
ƉƌŽǀŽĐĂƟǀĞ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůů ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞƐsomething about the show that just feels
messy Controversial gags are all well and good
ǁŚĞŶ ƵƐĞĚ ŝŶ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ƉůŽƩĞĚ ĐŽŶƚĞdžƚ ŽƌǁŚĞŶŵĂŬŝŶŐĂďŝƟŶŐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůƉŽŝŶƚʹŝŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽƌĚƐ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝƐ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŽŶ Ă ƌŽůů ʹďƵƚ ǁŚĞŶ ŵŝdžĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƵŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƐĐƌŝƉƟŶŐ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐŽimpressive
ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŝƚ ŵĂLJ ďĞ ƵŶĨĂŝƌ ƚŽ ũƵĚŐĞ The Cleveland ShowŝŶĚŝƌĞĐƚƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽŝƚƐƉĂƌĞŶƚsitcom but when itrsquos so underwhelming
ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝƐŽŶ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ ŚŽǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƉƌŽũĞĐƚŝƐƚƐƐƟůůĞĂƌůLJĚĂLJƐĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƉůĞŶƚLJŽĨƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽĮŶĚŝƚƐĨĞĞƚďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚƐƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽƚlooking promising
Shaun Kitchener
KŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂLJĞĚƚŚƌĞĂĚƐƚŽĞŵĞƌŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨScreenwipe Newswipe refocuses
Charlie Brookerrsquos stream-of-spleen to the
ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐŽĨ ƚǁĞŶƚLJͲĨŽƵƌŚŽƵƌŶĞǁƐZĞůĂLJĞĚin-part via a budget mock-up of a riverside news
ƐƚƵĚŝŽŵŽĐŬďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽƉĞƌĂƟǀĞǁŽƌĚͿĂŶĚƚŚĞsame darkened living room seen in Screenwipe
ŝƚ ŝƐ ĂŶ ƵŶĂƐŚĂŵĞĚůLJ ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ ŽĨtelevised vaudeville - complete with talking-
heads occasionally lunging into the spotlight to
ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞŽƵƌŽďƐĞƐƐŝŽŶǁŝƚŚ ǁŚĂƚ ƐďĞĞŶŐŽŝŶŐonrsquo
In last weekrsquos second episode of the new
ƐĞƌŝĞƐƌŽŽŬĞƌƵƐĞƐƚŚĞƚƌĂŐĞĚLJŽĨƚŚĞĂŝƟĂŶ
ĞĂƌƚŚƋƵĂŬĞĂƐĂĨƌĂŵĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚǁŚŝĐŚƚŽĞdžƉŽƐĞƚŚĞŇƵīƉŝĞĐĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŽŽŌĞŶƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞƚŚĞlast laugh of the news lightweight handbags
miniature dogs and brain-mapping all make
appearances against the backdrop of piled
bodies on the streets on Port-au-Prince Another
leader is how the BBC ITN and Sky managed to
ƉƌŽƉƵƉŶũĞŵŚŽƵĚĂƌLJ ƐƐůĂŵϰhltƉƵďůŝĐŝƚLJstuntrsquo through constant reportage and analysis
ĂŶĚ ŝŶǀŝƟŶŐ ƚŚĞŵĂŶŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝǀĞstudio sofas to argue the toss with enraged
social commentators
As usual with Brooker much of his
ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ŝƐŵĂƐŬĞĚďLJŶĞĂƌͲĞŶĚůĞƐƐ
ƐĂƌĐĂƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ƐŶŝĚĞ ŝŶǀĞĐƟǀĞ ƚŚĂƚsounds like a disclaimer against sincerity
ampŽƌ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽŶĂƩƌŝďƵƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĂƌĞŶƚ ůĂĐŬ ŽĨ ŝƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵĞĚŝĂͿ ďLJ ũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ ĞĂƚŚĞƌ ƌŽŽŬĞis undermined by a self-consciously awkward
ĐůŽƐŝŶŐ ƌĞŵĂƌŬ ŵĞĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐŚŝŌ ƚŚĞ ƚŽŶĞ ĨƌŽŵthe sublime back to the ridiculous But perhaps
ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƵƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĐĐůŝŵĂƟƐĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞǁĞŝƌĚĞƌ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŶĞǁƐƌĞĂĚĞƌ Ɛ ƐŽƵƌͲfaced condolence changing to a rictus grin with
ƚŚĞŇŝĐŬŽĨĂŶĂƵƚŽĐƵĞ^ĂƟƌĞĂůǁĂLJƐƐƚĂLJƐĐůŽƐĞto its target so it makes sense for Brooker to
ŇŝĐŬďĞƚǁĞĞŶĐŽǀĞƌĂŐĞŽĨƚŚĞtĞĞŬŝŶƵůůƐŚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŚŽƌƌŽƌƐŽĨĂďƌŽŬĞŶĂŝƟͲĂŌĞƌĂůůƚŚĞƌĞĂůŶĞǁƐĚŽĞƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƐŝŵŝůĂƌĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞ
^ĞŶƐĂƟŽŶĂůŝƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƐĂŶĐƟŵŽŶLJ ĚŽŶƚ
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ĚĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ŽŶůLJŵŽĐŬĞƌLJDŽƌĞ ŽŌĞŶthan not Newswipe proves to be the poke in
ƚŚĞĞLJĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJŶĞĞĚƐĂƟŵĞůLJreminder that a news story is only as big as its
headline
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^Ž ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĂƚ dŚĂƚ Ɛ ƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĂůůǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐtĞǁĞƌĞƉƌŽŵŝƐĞĚĂŽŶĞͲŽīƉƌĞƋƵĞůƚŽOnly Fools and Horses featuring all
the fabled events of Del Boyrsquos adolescence and
what we got was an hour-and-a-half kitchen-
ƐŝŶŬŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂtŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞƚŚĞũŽŬĞƐdŚĞƌĞare more laughs in the worst episodes of Life on MarsʹĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƚŽƚŚŝŶŬŽĨ ŝƚĞǀĞŶĂĐŽƵƉůĞfrom Ashes to Ashes
Therersquos a lot to be said about whatrsquos wrong
with Rock amp Chips Nicholas Lyndhurst playing
the man that fathered his Only Fools character
ZŽĚŶĞLJ ďĞŝŶŐ ŚŝŐŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚ ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŚĞobviously looks like he could be Roddersrsquo dad
ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ǁŽŽŝŶŐ ŽĨ ŽĂŶ dƌŽƩĞƌ ŚĂĚ ƋƵŝƚĞ Ăquaint Back to the Future air to it It is only
when it comes to the actual act (a literal bit of
ŚŽǁ Ɛ LJŽƵƌ ĨĂƚŚĞƌͿ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞwhole conceit has been a terrible mistake and
you just want to look away from the ensuing
KĞĚŝƉĂůŵĞƐƐdŚĂƚĂƐŝĚĞƚŚĞƌĞ ƐĂLJĨƌŽŵThe InbetweenersƉůĂLJŝŶŐĞůŽLJǁŚĞŶŚĞǁĂƐƐƟůůĂ ďŽLJ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐ Śŝŵ ĞdžĂĐƚůLJůŝŬĞ ĂLJͿ ƐĞƚ ĚĞƐŝŐŶ ĂůƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ƚŽŽ ƐŚŝŶLJ ĂŶĚŶĞǁĨŽƌƚŚĞŝƚ ƐŐƌŝŵĚŽǁŶƐŽƵƚŚĐŽŶĐĞƉƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐůŝŐŚƚĚŝĸĐƵůƚLJƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůƐĞƌŝĞƐŶŽƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐͿ ĞŶĚĞĚ ϭϵ LJĞĂƌƐago the endless in-jokes that Rock amp Chips lives
ŽīŇLJŽǀĞƌĂůůďƵƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶĞĚŽĨŚĞĂĚƐThat being said this venture was not
necessarily a mistake Take away all the cheeky-
chappy misdemeanours and it has at its heart
a sweet melancholy drama of 60s London Itrsquos
ŶŽƚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĐůĞǀĞƌ ĂŶĚŝƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŽīĞƌĂŶLJŶĞǁ Žƌ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƵŶƚŽůĚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ďƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚdoes it does quite well Itrsquos the kind of bearable
ĐŽƐƚƵŵĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌďŽŶŶĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽƌƐĞƚƐ ďƵƚ ŝƐ ŶŽ ůĞƐƐ ƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚƚŽ ŽīĞƌ Ă ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǁĞƌĞNo one rolls over a squad car no-one is called
gtĂĚLJ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ĨĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůĂƵŐŚƐare hearty sitcom belly-laughs but therersquos
ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůƐƋƵŝƚĞŐĞŶƵŝŶĞʹĞǀĞŶif most of its viewers are far too young to say
with any authority whether it actually is
Josh Butler
PRIMETIME gt ROCK amp CHIPS DOWNLOAD gt THE CLEVELAND SHOW
REALITY gt CHARLIE BROOKERrsquoS NEWSWIPE
NO I DONrsquoT WANT NO SCRUBS She hates it he loves it Housemates Grace Simpson and Matt Sladen take their remote
ĐŽŶƚƌŽůďĂƚƚůĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽĨĂƚŽƚŚĞƐŽĂƉďŽdž
I HATE SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBSŶ ŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ĂƌƟĐƵůĂƚĞǁŚLJ ŚĂƚĞScrubs I will
quote a far superior American comedy Family Guy zŽƵ ĞǀĞƌ ǁĂƚĐŚ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚŽǁ ^ĐƌƵďƐ gtŽŝƐhad it on the other night and I was kinda
fading in and out you know I was watching and
wondering which one is the funny guyrsquo
WĞƚĞƌ ƌŝĸŶ ŝĚĞŶƟĮĞƐ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵdž ŽĨ ŵLJargument Scrubs is just not funny If I take the
ĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŽĨĂƐŝƚĐŽŵͲĂƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞĚLJͲƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ĨĂŝůƐ ŽŶ ďŽƚŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƐ ƚƐ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ƐĞƫŶŐis ridiculous to say the least and as for the
comedy or lack thereof juvenile would be an
undeserved compliment I like juvenile humour
I donrsquot like the juvenile JD As a character he is
ƋƵŝƚĞĨƌĂŶŬůLJŶĂƵƐĞĂƟŶŐKŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŽĨ ǀŽŵŝƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ
ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ŽĨ Scrubs that really makes
the showrsquos mishaps on the comedy ward
ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĞĂďůĞ ĂƚŚŽƐ ŝƐ Ă ŵĂůĂĚLJ ƐƵīĞƌĞĚby most American comedies but Scrubs has
managed to make this the basis for nine
ŝƌŬƐŽŵĞƐĞƌŝĞƐzĞƐŬŶŽǁƚŚĂƚĂŶĚdƵƌŬůŽǀĞeach other Irsquod rather not watch the saccharine
ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉEven the theme tune makes me grind my
teeth Scrubsrsquo imminent cardiac arrest cannot
come quick enough
ůŵŽƐƚ Ăůů ůŽŶŐ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĞĚŝĞƐ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŽďĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚLJĞĂƌƐĂŌĞƌƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞŝƌzenith and the latest season of Scrubs minus
ƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŝƐǀĞƌLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞĮƌƐƚ ƐĞǀĞŶƐĞƌŝĞƐŽĨ^ĐƌƵďƐǁĞƌĞĂƵŶŝƋƵĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞƐŝƚĐŽŵŐĞŶƌĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƚLJŝƐĂƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚŝƐ
The key to Scrubsrsquo appeal is JD the
audiencersquos access to his interior monologues
allows an empathy with the character that is not
ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ŝŶĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂůƐŝƚĐŽŵƐLJĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐJD through his work surreal fantasies and
ĨĂƌĐŝĐĂůĞƐĐĂƉĂĚĞƐŝƚ ŝƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ
ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŽĐƚŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌŝƉŚĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐŚĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĂƩĂĐŚĞĚƚŽ
ƐƵŶŝƋƵĞƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞƐĞcharacters allows for episodes to feature
incredibly non-linear plots ranging from the
hilarious to deeply moving and these scenes are
ŽŌĞŶďƵŝůƚƵƉŽŶĂŶĚĞdžƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŵƵůƟƉůĞseries of the show
The very fact a single show can contain such
ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƟŶŐĞŵŽƟŽŶƐĂŶĚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐĨƌŽŵĞƉŝƐŽĚĞto episode and even scene to scene creates a
perfect balance between pathos and bathos
and is a major reason behind why Scrubs is the
best show on television
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From the get-go BioWare developer of the Mass īĞĐƚ series revealed that the games would in
fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
ƚǁŽĂŶĚŚĞƌĞŝƚŝƐĮŶĂůůLJ ƐƐĞƋƵĞůƐŝŶƚƌŝůŽŐŝĞƐgo DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮĐŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĞĂƐŝůLJŇŽƉƉĞĚŚĂƌĚĂŶĚĨĂƐƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŐƌŽƵŶĚĨŽƌĂƉŽŽƌŶĂƌƌĂƟǀĞĂŶĚĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůĂĐŬŽĨŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐƟůůǁŽƵůĚŶƚexactly be a bad thing considering the original
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
ŵŽǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵŶĞďƵůĂƚŽŶĞďƵůĂũƵƐƚƌĞƋƵŝƌĞƐƚŚĞƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞDĂƐƐZĞůĂLJũƵŵƉƐƚŚĂƚƉŽƉƵůĂƚĞƚŚĞĂƌĞĂŽǁĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƌĂĚŝĐĂůĐŚĂŶŐĞĐŽŵĞƐfrom completely changing how its key features
ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŝƚǁĂƐƌĞƉůĂĐĞĚďLJĂƐƚƌĞĂŵůŝŶĞĮŐŚƟŶŐsystem that makes almost every other third
ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŐĂŵĞĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůŬŶŽǁĂůůƚŚĞĂůŝĞŶ
races the tension between the Council races
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƵŵĂŶƌĂĐĞĂŶĚǁŝůůƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚǁŚĂƚ ƐŐŽŝŶŐŽŶampŽƌŵĂŶLJ ƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚǁŝůůďĞƚŚĞŝƌĮƌƐƚexperience of DĂƐƐīĞĐƚ and maybe even their
ĮƌƐƚZWĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůĮŶĚƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐĚƌŽƉƉĞĚŝŶat the deep end having to either trawl through
ƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚůĞƐƐĐŽĚĞdžƉĂŐĞƐƚŚĂƚĮůů ŝŶƚŚĞďĂĐŬͲstory or instead choose to push on and have
ůŝƩůĞŝĚĞĂŽĨǁŚĂƚŝƐŚĂƉƉĞŶŝŶŐĂŶĚƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚof the story and when playing an RPG like Mass īĞĐƚϮ ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJ ŝƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐhůƟŵĂƚĞůLJƚŚŝƐŐĂŵĞŚĂƐ ƐƵĐŚ Ă ůŽŶŐ ůŝĨĞƐƉĂŶ ƚŚĂƚ ĞǀĞŶĂŌĞƌϭϮŚŽƵƌƐĂŌĞƌŝƚ ƐůŝŬĞůLJƉůĂLJĞƌƐǁŽŶƚŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶscratched the surface of the main storyline this
game is begging to be played and deserves to be
ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌŝĨLJŽƵŚĂǀĞŶƚƉůĂLJĞĚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůĚŽŶƚƐƚĂƌƚƉůĂLJŝŶŐƚŚŝƐƵŶƟůLJŽƵŚĂǀĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞŝƚƐŐĞŶŝƵƐǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJůŽƐƚŽŶLJŽƵ
sĂƵŐŚŶŝŐŚĮĞůĚǀĂŝůĂďůĞŽŶWϯϲϬWƌŝĐĞάϯϱWͿάϱϬϯϲϬͿ
-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
-Possibly confusing without original game
-Scanning planets can become tedious
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dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂƐŵĂŶLJ ĂƐ ϭϯϰϬϬϬ ƉƉƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞĨŽƌĚŽǁŶůŽĂĚĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƉůĞ^ƚŽƌĞ^ŽŵĞĂƌĞƵƐĞĨƵůƐŽŵĞĂƌĞĨƵŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞĂƌĞĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞǁĂƐƚĞ ŽĨ ƟŵĞ ĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĮǀĞ ŽĨ ŵLJ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞ ĨƌĞĞ ĂƉƉƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŝWŚŽŶĞ ĂŶĚ ŝWŽĚdŽƵĐŚ
ϭĞZĞĂĚĞƌWƌŽĨƌŽŵĂƌŶĞƐΘEŽďůĞdŚŝƐŚĂŶĚLJůŝƩůĞĂƉƉůĞƚƐLJŽƵĂĐĐĞƐƐƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ Ɛlargest digital depository of books as well as
WƌŽũĞĐƚ ƵƩĞŶďĞƌŐ ĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ LJŽƵƌŝWŚŽŶĞŝŶƚŽĂŶĞZĞĂĚĞƌƚŽƌŝǀĂůŵĂnjŽŶ ƐltŝŶĚůĞŽƌƚŚĞƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚůLJŵŽƌĞĞdžƉĞŶƐŝǀĞŝWĂĚ
ϮŽŽŬͲDŽǀŝĞƐdŚŝƐŝƐĂƌĞĂůůLJĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐĂƉƉǁŚŝĐŚŵĂŬĞƐƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝWŚŽŶĞ ƐW^ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƚŽŝĚĞŶƟĨLJƚŚĞŶĞĂƌĞƐƚcinemas within 5 15 or 50 miles and seamlessly
ŽīĞƌƐLJŽƵĂůŝƐƟŶŐŽĨĂůůĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞĮůŵƐŽŶƚŚĞŝƌƟŵĞƐĂŶĚĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƐLJŽƵƚŽĂŬŝŶŐĨŽƌŵdŚŝƐ
ĐŽƵƉůĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ZŽƩĞŶ dŽŵĂƚŽĞƐ ĂƉƉ ĂƌĞ ĂŵƵƐƚŚĂǀĞĨŽƌĂŶLJŵŽǀŝĞďƵī
ϯƵďďůĞtƌĂƉŽĞƐĞdžĂĐƚůLJǁŚĂƚŝƚƐĂLJƐŽŶƚŚĞƟŶzŽƵƌŝWŚŽŶĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝƐĮůůĞĚǁŝƚŚďƵďďůĞǁƌĂƉĂŶĚLJŽƵŚĂǀĞϰϱƐĞĐŽŶĚƐƚŽƉŽƉĂƐŵĂŶLJŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŝŶĐůƵĚĞƐĂǀĞƌLJƐĂƟƐĨLJŝŶŐƉŽƉƉŝŶŐŶŽŝƐĞǁŝƚŚevery bubble you hit and there are hidden
ďŽŶƵƐĞƐĂŵŽŶŐƚŚĞďƵďďůĞƐƌĞůĂƟǀĞůLJƐŝŵƉůĞĂƉƉďƵƚŝƚ ƐŐƵĂƌĂŶƚĞĞĚƚŽŬĞĞƉLJŽƵĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ
ŝĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ƐƚƵĐŬǁĂŝƟŶŐĂƚ ĂďƵƐ ƐƚŽƉ ĨŽƌ Ă ĨĞǁŵŝŶƵƚĞƐ
ϰZĞĂĚĞƌdŚŝƐ ŐŝǀĞƐ LJŽƵ ĚŝƌĞĐƚ ĂĐĐĞƐƐ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƐƐŝƚĞƌĞͲƉĂĐŬĂŐĞĚĂŶĚƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚĨŽƌƵƐĞǁŝƚŚ LJŽƵƌ ŝWŚŽŶĞ Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ƚŚĞ ƐůŝĚĞƐŚŽǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚĂůůŽǁƐLJŽƵƚŽŇŝĐŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞheadlines in the same way as you would with
your album artwork is a novel way to view the
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dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
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ŝƐŶĞLJ ŝƐďĂĐŬŽŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůŚŽƌƐĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĐĞ The Princess and The Frog ƚƌƵůLJŝƐ ƚŽƉ Ϯ ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƐƌĞŵŝŶŝƐĐĞŶƚ ŽĨ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ƐĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞƉĂƐƚ
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dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
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Michael Blunt
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ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
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ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
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tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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competitions24 09feb10issue239
concretecompetitionsueaacuk
ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
ampŽƌĂůŝƐƚŽĨƐƚŽĐŬŝƐƚƐĂŶĚŵŽƌĞŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǁĞďƐŝƚĞǁǁǁĐŽƩŽŶƐĐŽŵĂƵ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
ŽƵƌƚĞƐLJŽĨƚŚĞhŶŝŽŶǁĞŚĂǀĞƚǁŽƉĂŝƌƐŽĨĮůŵƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJdŚŝƐŝƐĂŐƌĞĂƚĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽǁĂƚĐŚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŚĂǀŝŶŐƚŽůĞĂǀĞĐĂŵƉƵƐĂůůĨŽƌĨƌĞĞ
ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŐƌĞĂƚƉƌŝnjĞũƵƐƚďƌŝŶŐLJŽƵƌĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚŽƌƐƵĚŽŬƵƚŽƚŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞďLJϭϵϮϭϬKŶĞƉĂŝƌǁŝůůďĞĂǁĂƌĚĞĚĨŽƌƚŚĞĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚĂŶĚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƵĚŽŬƵƐŽĚŽďŽƚŚŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚĚŽƵďůĞƚŚĞĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ
EĂŵĞ ͲŵĂŝů
WIN LT1 FILM TICKETS
COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
ƚŽĚƌŽƉŽīĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĞŶƚƌŝĞƐŽƌƚŽƚĂůŬƚŽŽƵƌĞĚŝƚŽƌƐŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝŶĂŶLJŽĨŽƵƌƐĞĐƟŽŶƐ
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fashion4 09feb10issue239
concretefashionueaacuk
ROCK amp ROMANCE
tĞĐŽƵůĚďĞůŽŽŬŝŶŐĂƚĞǀĞŶŝŶŐǁĞĂƌĨŽƌĂƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŵĞĂůout or cosy knits for a quiet night in but what about
those moments of lust
Here we capture the intense and passionate feeling
ŽĨĂŇŽƵƌŝƐŚŝŶŐƌŽŵĂŶĐĞ ŶƐƉŝƌĞĚďLJĂƋƵŝƌŬLJƌŝƚWŽƉidea with fashion dwelling on edgy retro we highlight
ƚŚĞĨƵŶĂŶĚĞdžĐŝƚĞŵĞŶƚŽĨĨĂƐŚŝŽŶĂŶĚĨƌŝǀŽůŝƚLJ
ƌŝƚWŽƉǁĂƐĂĐƵůƚƵƌĂůƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶŽŵƚŚĂƚĚĞǀĞůŽƉĞĚŝŶƚŚĞϭϵϵϬƐďƵƚǁĂƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚďLJƌŝƟƐŚŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƚLJůĞŽĨƚŚĞϲϬƐͲϴϬƐ
So for guys think of bands such as The Kinks and The Smiths
ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĂƉƉLJDŽŶĚĂLJƐĂŶĚůƵƌǁŝƚŚĚƌĂŝŶƉŝƉĞ ũĞĂŶƐĐŚĞĐŬƉĂƩĞƌŶƐůĂƌŐĞďƵƩŽŶĞĚƐŚŝƌƚƐĂŶĚƚͲƐŚŝƌƚƐƵŶĚĞƌƚĂŝůŽƌĞĚũĂĐŬĞƚƐ
For girls the fashion started with the icon Twiggy with
ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐŽŶƐŬŝŶŶLJůĞŐƐĂŶĚŽǀĞƌͲƐŝnjĞĚŇŽǁŝŶŐƚŽƉƐĂŶĚĚƌĞƐƐĞƐŝŶƚŚĞϲϬƐĂŶĚƚŚĞŶƚŽĮƩĞĚũĂĐŬĞƚƐŝŶƚŚĞůĂƚĞƌĚĞĐĂĚĞƐŐLJŶĞƐƐDeyn is a modern day example of this and she is not afraid to
ĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƚďLJĨƵƐŝŶŐŵĂƐĐƵůŝŶĞĂŶĚĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞƚƌĞŶĚƐdŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶ LJŽƵ ĐĂŶ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ůƵƐƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŽ ŐƌĂď LJŽƵƌ
partner turn up ParklifeƐůŝƉŝŶƚŽƐŽŵĞƐƵƉĞƌͲƟŐŚƚũĞĂŶƐĂŶĚŐĞƚfrisky
ltltltTwiggyltltlt gtgtgtThe Smithsgtgtgt
BRIT HISTORY
ŽŐĮƐŚ ĂŶĚ ĂƞŝƐŚ ĂƌĞ ƉĂƌƚŶĞƌĞĚ ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶ ƐƚŽƌĞƐŽŐĮƐŚŝƐŽŶϲĞĚĨŽƌĚ^ƚƌĞĞƚĂŶĚĂƞŝƐŚĐĂŶďĞĨŽƵŶĚǀĞƌLJĐůŽƐĞďLJŽŶϮϰdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ^ƚƌĞĞƚ
dŚĞƌĞŝƐĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶŽĨůĂďĞůƐĂŶĚďƌĂŶĚƐŝŶďŽƚŚƐƚŽƌĞƐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐŝĞƐĞůampƌĞĚWĞƌƌLJ gtLJůĞĂŶĚ^ĐŽƩĂŶĚ^ƵƉĞƌŐĂ ŶĂƞŝƐŚ LJŽƵ ĐĂŶĂůƐŽĮŶĚƉŝĞĐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵĐŽůůĞĐƟŽŶƐďLJsŝǀŝĞŶŶĞtĞƐƚǁŽŽĚĂŶĚ^ŽŶŝĂZLJŬŝĞů
The atmosphere in both shops is laid back yet classy
with a good mix of smart clothes and casual wear for
ůĂďĞůŚƵŶƚĞƌƐĂŶĚƚŚŽƐĞǁĂŶƟŶŐĂƌĞƚƌŽůŽŽŬdŚĞLJĂƌĞďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƉůĂĐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ƌŝƚ WŽƉ ƐƚLJůĞ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐŝŶĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŶŐLJŽƵƌŽǁŶŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƚĂƐƚĞƐ
Richgtgtgt Hatgtpound32 Jacket (Baracuta)gtpound75 Polo (WESC)gtpound45 Jeans (Nude Jeans Co)gtpound85
IzzygtgtgtJacketgtpound55 Shirt ĂƌŚĂƌƩͿхάϯϵTopgtpound108 (SONIA by Sonia Rykiel) Jeansgtmodelrsquos own
tŝƚŚsĂůĞŶƟŶĞ ƐĂLJƚŚŝƐ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ƚŚŝƐŝƐƐƵĞŝƐĂůŝƩůĞĐĞůĞďƌĂƟŽŶŽĨůŽǀĞŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚŝƐŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĂǀĞƌĂŐĞůŽǀĞLJͲĚŽǀĞLJĐůŝĐŚĠŽĨŚĞĂƌƚƐĂŶĚŇŽǁĞƌƐŝƚĨŽĐƵƐĞƐŽŶƚŚĞƉĂƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĞĞŬŝŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƚŚĞůƵƐƚǁĞĂůůŚĂǀĞĨŽƌĨĂƐŚŝŽŶĂŶĚŽĨĐŽƵƌƐĞŽƵƌŽƚŚĞƌŚĂůǀĞƐ
BRIT POP BY CATFISH amp DOGFISH
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When the Posh one from the Spice Girls
met the good-looking footballer I donrsquot
think the world was quite ready for the
impact they would have on the fashion
ǁŽƌůĚtŚĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƟŶŐůŽǀĞĂŶĚůŽǀĞŽĨfashion this Sunday Mr and Mrs Beckham
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ Ă ŵĞŶƟŽŶ dŚĞƐĞ ƚǁŽ ŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůLJstunning people take no risks when it
comes to making fashion decisions so we
applaud them for these statements David
evolved the species of metrosexuals with
his highlighted locks long cardigans and
ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐĂƌŽŶŐ DĞŶ ĐŽƵůĚƚŚĞŶ ƚĂŬĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵ ĞĐŬƐ ĂŶĚ ŶŽƚbe worried about showing an interest in
personal appearance Victoria has gone
ĨƌŽŵƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚƚŽƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝƩůĞGucci dressrdquo from the Wannabe days to
the scuplted and feminine shapes of her
ŽǁŶůĂďĞůdĞŶLJĞĂƌƐŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƐƉĂƌŬand three kids down the line together they
ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƚŽǁŽǁŽƌƐŚŽĐŬƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚǁŝƚŚtheir style As a couple a brand fashion
icons and parents they are dynamite
gtŽǀĞ ƚŚĞŵ Žƌ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞŵ ŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ dĞĂŵBeckham will be around for a while longer
Here we take a look back at three stages of
their evolving style
Anyone would want to make a statement if
ƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞĂƩĞŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐŽĨĂsĞƌƐĂĐĞstore and in 1999 the Beckhams did just that
Both dressed in full black leather you would be
ĞdžĐƵƐĞĚĨŽƌƚŚŝŶŬŝŶŐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞĂƵĚŝƟŽŶŝŶŐto be extras in The Matrix However back
ƚŚĞŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƐƚLJůĞƟƉƐĨƌŽŵEĞŽĂŶĚdƌŝŶŝƚLJǁĂƐƉŽƐŝƟǀĞůLJŚĂƵƚĞĐŽƵƚƵƌĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ sŝĐƚŽƌŝĂ ŝƐ ƐƉŽƌƟŶŐ Ă ƐŝŵŝůĂƌŚĂŝƌĐƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ƌĞŝŶĐĂƌŶĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ŚĞƌlsquoPobrsquo the head-to-toe black teamed with the
notably 90s choker and mid-heels starves any
ĐƌĞĚĞŶƟĂůƐ ŚĞƌ ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶͲĨŽƌǁĂƌĚ ďĂƌŶĞƚ ŵĂLJhave clinched Her pleased-as-punch grin has
also been lost at the back of the wardrobe
and the now infamous Posh pout is yet to be
discovered But letrsquos not forget David Hersquos a
ŐŽŽĚŵĂŶLJLJĞĂƌƐŽīŵĞĞƟŶŐƚŚĞĐůŝƉƉĞƌƐĂƚƚŚĞďĂƌďĞƌ ƐŚŽƉ ĂŶĚŚĞ ůŽŽŬƐƉŽƐŝƟǀĞůLJƉƌŽƵĚŽĨhis once commonplace bleached side-sweeping
locks which unfortunately arenrsquot a good
ĞŶŽƵŐŚĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŽŶĨƌŽŵŚŝƐĚĞĐŝĚĞĚůLJƉƌĂĐƟĐĂůschool teacher-esque footwear
ŌĞƌďĞŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌŽŶůLJĂƐŚŽƌƚƟŵĞŝƚŝƐclear that the Beckhams felt that they needed
to prove to the world how perfectly suited they
ǁĞƌĞďLJĚŽŶŶŝŶŐŝĚĞŶƟĐĂůĐůŽƚŚĞƐdŚŝƐǁĂƐũƵƐƚthe beginning of an unfortunate run of mirrored
ŵĂƌŝƚĂů ŵŽŶƐƚƌŽƐŝƟĞƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ƉĂŝƌ ǁŚŝĐŚ ŶŽǁʹĂŌĞƌƚĞŶLJĞĂƌƐŽĨŵĂƌƌŝĂŐĞĂŶĚƚŚƌĞĞƐŽŶƐʹhave thankfully well and truly been ditched for
a suave suited and styled set of Beckhams
Frances Taylor
VERSACE STORE OPENING PARTY 1999gtgtgt
dŚĞĞĐŬŚĂŵƐƐƚLJůĞŝƐĞǀĞƌĞǀŽůǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞdays of heavily clad matching leather to their
own line of high street clothing they truly are
one of the great fashion icons of the last 20
LJĞĂƌƐ ŶƚŚŝƐƉŝĐƚƵƌĞƚŚĞĐŽƵƉůĞĂƌĞĂƩĞŶĚŝŶŐtheir own Full Length and Fabulous Ball in 2006
David opted for the sharp dinner suit
ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂŶĚƟŵĞůĞƐƐůLJƐƵĂǀĞdŚĞďůŽĐŬĐŽůŽƵƌƐŽĨ ďŽƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ ĐŽŵƉůĞŵĞŶƚ ĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJ ǁŝƚŚŶŽĞdžĐĞƐƐũĞǁĞůůĞƌLJŽƌĐůĂƐŚŝŶŐcolours Victoria has chosen a stunning Roberto
Cavalli neon yellow full-length dress which
ĂĚĚƐ ǀŝďƌĂŶĐLJ ĂŶĚ ŇĂŝƌ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŽƵƉůĞ Ɛ ŽƵƞŝƚ^ŚĞŝƐŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽƐŚŽǁŽīǁŚĂƚƐŚĞ ƐŐŽƚǁŝƚŚa slit reaching right up to her hip parading her
amazing bronzed physique Victoria proved
that you donrsquot need to be a raver to get away
with neon all you need is a good tan and a bit
of courage
dŚĞ ŐĂŵďůĞ ƐĞĞŵĞĚ ƚŽ ƉĂLJ Žī ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞBeckhams as they became style ambassadors
the world over launching their own brand of
clothing and sunglasses Victoria also appeared
on the runway and in countless campaigns for
the likes of Roberto Cavalli Emporio Armani
and Marc Jacobs
With minimum fuss and frills the Beckhamrsquos
ĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƟĐ ĐŚŝĐ ĂŶĚ ĞīŽƌƚůĞƐƐbeauty
Georgina Wade
FULL LENGTH AND FABULOUS BALL 2006gtgtgt
In this picture the Beckhams look by far the
ŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞ Ŷ ƐƵďƚůLJ ĐŽͲŽƌĚŝŶĂƟŶŐƚŚĞŝƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ ǁŝƚŚ ĂǀŝĚƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞ ďůĂĐŬ ƟĞ ŝŶĂĐĐŽƌĚĂŶĐĞǁŝƚŚŚŝƐǁŝĨĞƐƐŽƉŚŝƐƟĐĂƚĞĚĚƌĞƐƐthe couple appear most at ease with each
other
dŚĞLJ ŶŽ ůŽŶŐĞƌ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĞ ŶĞĞĚ ƚŽ ŵŝƌƌŽƌeach other as precisely as they once did and
this more subtle yet sexy and stylish look
ŝƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŵŽƌĞ ƌĞůĂdžĞĚ ĂŶĚ ŚĂƉƉLJƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ
dŚŝƐ ůŽŽŬ ŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ĨŽƌeach other as a couple in a way that doesnrsquot
ĚĞŵĂŶĚ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĂƚĐŚŝŶŐůĞĂƚŚĞƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ Ɛ ƐƵĐŚ ĂǀŝĚƐ ƟŐŚƚͲĮƫŶŐdishy suit nicely compliments Victoriarsquos sassy
ďůĂĐŬ ĚƌĞƐƐ ĨƌŽŵ ŚĞƌ ŽǁŶ ĐŽůůĞĐƟŽŶ Ŷ ƚŚŝƐway he makes a statement showing support
for his wife on such an occasion
sŝĐƚŽƌŝĂƐ ĐƌĞĂƟǀĞ ďŽǁͲůŝŬĞ ŚĂŝƌƐƚLJůĞsimilarly adds to the chic look displayed by
ďŽƚŚ dŚĞ ĞĐŬŚĂŵƐ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ŵĂŶĂŐĞ ƚŽƉƵůů Žī ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞ LJĞƚ ƐŽƉŚŝƐƟĐĂƚĞĚ ůŽŽŬwhilst appearing blissfully devoted to each
other
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Alec Plowman
LITERATUREgtOBITUARYgtJD SALINGER
^ŬĞƚĐŚ ƚƌŽƵƉĞ WĂƉƉLJ Ɛ ĨŽƌŵĞƌůLJ ŬŶŽǁŶ ĂƐWĂƉƉLJ ƐampƵŶůƵďďĞĨŽƌĞĂůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞͿĂƌĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌƐdŽŵWĂƌƌLJ DĂƚŚĞǁƌŽƐďLJĂŶĚĞŶůĂƌŬdŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƚĂŬĞŶĚŝŶďƵƌŐŚĂŶĚƚŚĞƚŽƵƌĐŝƌĐƵŝƚ ďLJ ƐƚŽƌŵ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ŝƐ ůƵĐŬLJ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽŚĂǀĞƚŚĞŵŐŝŐŐŝŶŐĂƚ ƚŚĞEŽƌǁŝĐŚƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞŽŶƚŚĞϭϭƚŚŽĨampĞďƌƵĂƌLJLJŽƵĚďĞĂĨŽŽůƚŽŵŝƐƐit
Since Edinburgh how has your show changed to go on tour
tŚĞŶǁĞƌĞ ƚŽƵƌŝŶŐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚ Ɛ Ă ďŝŐ ǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĂƩĞŵƉƚǁĞƌĞƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽĚŽϮϬϬƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐŝŶĂŶŚŽƵƌͿǁĞƐƉĞŶĚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞǀĞŶŝŶŐ
ĚŽŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨŽƵƌŽůĚƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƐŽŵĞŽĨŽƵƌďƌĂŶĚŶĞǁ ƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽǁŽƌŬŽŶtĞǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƵƉǁĂƌŵŽƵƌƐĞůǀĞƐƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞŶĐŽŵĞďĂĐŬĂŶĚƚƌLJĂŶĚĚŽƚŚĞĨƵůůǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĂƩĞŵƉƚŝŶƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚŚĂůĨ ^ŽǁĞŐĞƚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽŐŽŽƵƚƚŚĞƌĞƐƚƌĞƚĐŚŽƵƌůĞŐƐĂŶĚůĞƚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞŐĞƚƚŽŬŶŽǁƵƐďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŵŝŶŐďĂĐŬĂŶĚĂƩĞŵƉƟŶŐƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚ
tŚĂƚŬŝŶĚŽĨǀĞŶƵĞƐĚŽLJŽƵĮŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůǀĞƐŝŶand what do you prefer
ƚ Ɛ Ăůů ŬŝŶĚƐ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ƚŚĞ ƚŚŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽƵƌŝŶŐŝƐ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ŶĞǀĞƌ ŬŶŽǁ ǁŚĂƚ LJŽƵƌĞ ŐŽŝŶŐ ƚŽŐĞƚ tĞ ǁĞƌĞ ŝŶ Ă ŶŝŐŚƚĐůƵď ƚǁŽ ŶŝŐŚƚƐ ĂŐŽŝŶ ĂƌůŝŶŐƚŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŶŝŐŚƚ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ƚŚĂƚ ǁĞǁĞƌĞ ŝŶĂ ůŽǀĞůLJƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉƌĞĚŽŵŝŶĂŶƚůLJ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂŐĞ ŽĨ ϲϬ dŚĞ ůƵĐŬLJƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌŝƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞƚŽƵƌĞĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ǁĞůůďĞƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐƚŽĂůŽƚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂĐĞƐǁĞǁĞƌĞůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌƐŽŝƚǁŝůůďĞůĞƐƐŽĨĂƐŚŽĐŬĨŽƌƵƐtĞǁĞƌĞŝŶƚŚĞƌƚƐĐĞŶƚƌĞŝŶEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚŝƚ ƐďĞĂƵƟĨƵůtĞǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞƌĞďĞĨŽƌĞĂŶĚǁĞƌĞ
ƌĞĂůůLJůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ
zŽƵƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJƚŽŽŬƉĂƌƚŝŶƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĞǀĞƌdǁŝƩĞƌgig Do you think new media is helpful or will it cause the death of live comedy
ƚŚŝŶŬ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁŚŽůĞ ŝƐ Ă ŐŽŽĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌ ĐŽŵĞĚLJ ŵ ŶŽƚ ƐƵƌĞ ĂƐ ĂŶ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽƌŵĂƚĨŽƌŚŽƐƟŶŐĂŐŝŐdŚĞǁĞŝƌĚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚĚŽŝŶŐŝƚ ŽŶ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŝƐ Ăƚ ůĞĂƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ LJŽƵƌĞ ĚŽŝŶŐ ĂůŝǀĞŐŝŐ LJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚ ĂŵŝĐƌŽƉŚŽŶĞŽƌ LJŽƵƌĞŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝĨƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐLJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŽŶdǁŝƩĞƌ ŝĨ ƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐ LJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŬŝŶĚŽĨ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ĂƐ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ĂƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ ƵƚƚŚĞŐƌĞĂƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚdǁŝƩĞƌŽƌampĂĐĞŬŝƐǁĞƌĞďůŽŐŐŝŶŐĂŌĞƌĞǀĞƌLJŶŝŐŚƚŽĨŽƵƌ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽǁĞůů ĚŽĂŐŝŐǁƌŝƚĞĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ĂŶĚƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽǀĞďĞĞŶƚŽƚŚĞŐŝŐĐĂŶƌĞĂĚĂďŽƵƚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĂƚ ƐĂƌĞĂůůLJŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŽĚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƚĞǁŝƚŚ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ WĞŽƉůĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞďŝŐŐĞƌ ĨĂŶƐ ƐŽ ĞŶũŽLJ ƚŚĂƚ Ă ůŽƚ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶ
What sort of comedy are you a fan of ŵĂŝŶƐƚƌĞĂŵ ƐƚƵīŽƌ ƐƚƵīǁĞŵŝŐŚƚ ŶŽƚ ŚĂǀĞheard of
ŶLJƐŝůůLJƐƚƵīŵĂďŝŐĨĂŶŽĨǀĞƌLJƐŝůůLJĐŽŵĞĚLJůŽǀĞĂƌƌLJŝůůƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞǁĂLJŚĞ ƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚƚŽƚĂŬĞŚŝƐƐƵƌƌĞĂůƐŝůůLJŬŝŶĚŽĨĐŽŵĞĚLJĂŶĚĐƌŽƐƐŝƚŽǀĞƌŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŝŶƐƚƌĞĂŵŝƐƋƵŝƚĞďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚƌĞĂůůLJdŚĞƌĞ ƐĂŶŵĞƌŝĐĂŶƐŬĞƚĐŚĐŽŵĞĚLJƐŚŽǁĨƌŽŵƚŚĞ ŶŝŶĞƟĞƐ ĐĂůůĞĚ Mr Show ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚĞLJ
ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞŝƌƐŚŽǁǁĂƐǀĞƌLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĨŽƌƵƐǁŚĞŶǁĞǁĞƌĞƐƚĂƌƟŶŐŽƵƚůƐŽƋƵŝƚĞŽůĚƐƚƵīŽůĚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞDĂƌdž ďƌŽƚŚĞƌƐ Žƌ ĞŶ Ɛ ĂŵĂƐƐŝǀĞĨĂŶŽĨƵƐƚĞƌltĞĂƚŽŶůĂƐƐŝĐŽůĚƐĐŚŽŽůĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚƌĞĂůůLJŝƐƋƵŝƚĞŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƐǁĞůů
ĂǀĞƚŚĞLJŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚWĂƉƉLJƐǁŽƌŬ
tĞůůŵĂLJďĞDĂƚŚĞǁǁĞĂƌƐŐůĂƐƐĞƐĂŶĚůŝŬĞƐƚŽƚĂůŬĂůŽƚĞŶ ƐƋƵŝƚĞƐǁĞĞƚĂŶĚŝƐƋƵŝƚĞƋƵŝĞƚŽŶƐƚĂŐĞƐŽǁĞƌĞĂůŵŽƐƚƚŚĞƌĞ
tŚĂƚƐŶĞdžƚĨŽƌLJŽƵ
ƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞĂŝŵŝƐƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚĐĂƌƌLJŽŶƚŽƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĂƐůŽŶŐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞǀĞũƵƐƚĐŽŵĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵ^ĂŶ ampƌĂŶĐŝƐĐŽ ǁŚĞƌĞ ǁĞ ĚŝĚ Ă ĐŽƵƉůĞ ŽĨ ŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŚĂƚǁĂƐƌĞĂůůLJĞdžĐŝƟŶŐtĞƌĞƉůĂŶŶŝŶŐŽŶŐŽŝŶŐƚŽ^LJĚŶĞLJůĂƚĞƌŽŶŝŶƚŚĞLJĞĂƌũƵƐƚƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚƚƌĂǀĞůƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁĂŶĚĚŽĂƐŵĂŶLJŐŝŐƐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞƌĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂdsƐĐƌŝƉƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚ ƐŝŶĚĞǀĞůŽƉŵĞŶƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĂŶĚƚŚĂƚĚďĞŐƌĞĂƚĨƵŶƚŽĚŽďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚǁĞƌĞ ǁƌŝƟŶŐ ƐĐƌŝƉƚƐ ĨŽƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƚĞůůLJ ĂŶĚ ũƵƐƚŬĞĞƉŝŶŐŽŶĚŽŝŶŐǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽƌĞĂůůLJƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŽƵƚƚŚĞƌĞĂƐŵƵĐŚĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞ
Any last words for UEA students
ĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽƐĞĞƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽĂůƐŽĞŶũŽLJǁĂƐƟŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĚĂLJŝŶďĞĚĂŶĚƚŚĞŶŵƵĐŬŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝŶƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚƟŵĞ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞĂůŽŶŐĂŶĚ ƐĞĞWĂƉƉLJ ƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĂƚ ƐŬŝŶĚŽĨǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽ
hŚĂƐďĞĞŶŚŽƐƚƚŽŵĂŶLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƵƚŚŽƌƐŵŽƐƚ ƐƚĞŵŵŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ D ŝŶ ƌĞĂƟǀĞtƌŝƟŶŐdŚĞĚĂĚĚLJŽĨĂůůŽĨƚŚĞƐĞǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵŶĚĞƌŽĨƚŚĞƌĞǀĞƌĞĚĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƐDĂůĐŽůŵƌĂĚďƵƌLJŵŽƐƚĨĂŵŽƵƐĨŽƌŚŝƐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůĐĂŵƉƵƐŶŽǀĞů The History Man ƌĂĚďƵƌLJ ůĞĐƚƵƌĞĚ ŝŶŽƵƌǀĞƌLJŽǁŶƌƚƐďƵŝůĚŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵϭϵϳϬďĞĨŽƌĞŚŝƐ ƌĞƟƌĞŵĞŶƚ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ ĂŶĚ ƚĂƵŐŚƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨŽƵƌŵŽƐƚǁĞůůŬŶŽǁŶŐƌĂĚƵĂƚĞƐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐĂŶDĐǁĂŶĂŶĚltĂnjƵŽƐŚŝŐƵƌŽĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŶŽǀĞů
ŶŽƚďĞŝŶŐŚŝƐƵƐƵĂůƌĞĂůŵŵĂŝŶůLJǁƌŝƟŶŐŶŽŶͲĮĐƟŽŶǁŽƌŬƐŽŶƚŚĞ ŵŽĚĞƌŶŶŽǀĞů ŝƚǁŽƵůĚďĞĂƐŚĂŵĞƚŽŐŽƚŚƌŽƵŐŚLJŽƵƌĚĞŐƌĞĞĂƚhǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƉŝĐŬŝŶŐƵƉŽŶĞŽĨŚŝƐǁŽƌŬƐŽĨĮĐƟŽŶĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ Ă ůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ĐĂŵƉƵƐ ŶŽǀĞů Žƌ h ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ŽƌũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĂĚ Ă ŐƌĞĂƚ ŵŽĚĞƌŶ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐThe History ManŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉůĂĐĞƚŽƐƚĂƌƚDĂŶLJŚĂǀĞ ƐƵŐŐĞƐƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ĮĐƟŽŶĂů ƚŽǁŶ ĂŶĚƵŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚLJ ŽĨ tĂƚĞƌŵŽƵƚŚ ǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŶŽǀĞůƚĂŬĞƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶƌŝŐŚƚŽŶďƵƚĂƐĂh
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PERFORMANCEHOW TO DISMANTLE A LIFELESS LIFE
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Joe Doran
DRESS REHEARSAL ƌĂŶĐŚĞƐĞƚĐŚƚŚĞĮůŵŽĨŝĐĞ
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BECAUSE I DANCE
ĞĐĂƵƐĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚĂŵǁĞĂŬƚĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚŵLJΗƐƉŽƌƚΗŝƐƵŶŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐͿƵƐĞƟŐŚƚƐĂŶĚƉŝŶŬƚƵƚƵƐĞĐƵĂƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐǁĞƐǁĞĂƚĂŶĚǁĞǁŽƌŬĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐƐŝŵƉůLJŵĞĂŶƐŽŶĞƚŚŝŶŐtĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůǁĞƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚǁŽƌŬanymore
tĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůŽƵƌĨĞĞƚďůĞĞĚĂŶĚŽƵƌmuscles are torn
dƌƵĞĂƚŚůĞƚĞƐǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůƚŚĞLJƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚĂŶLJŵŽƌĞŶĚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚĚĂŶĐŝŶŐŝƐĂůůĂďŽƵƚ
Sarah Forney
THE PERFORMANCE
ĨĞĞůĐĂŶŇLJdŚĞǁŽƌůĚĐĂŶĚŝƐĂƉƉĞĂƌMy troubles can cease
ampŽƌũƵƐƚŽŶĞŵŽŵĞŶƚĂŵƚƌƵůLJĂƚƉĞĂĐĞ
Sandy Rowson
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRLTelevisionrsquos Glee mixtape offers an alternative to Journey playing endlessly on the radio and in your head
It has to be said one of the best things about Glee is the awesome soundtrack From classic rock to Liza Minnelli it cant be watched without the joy of hearing unexpected songs turned into amazing arrangements by the teeny-boppers to end all teeny-boppers
As much as everyone loves the characters ƚŚĞƌĞΖƐ ŶŽ ĚĞŶLJŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăůů ƚŚĞŵĞŶ ĂƌĞ ƉƌĞƩLJmuch dogs so I propose this song by the Welsh queen of 80s hair The song already has the musical theatre-esque ldquoDoo doo doo doooooooordquo sung by a choir so an arrangement wouldnt be too unfaithful to the original masterpiece As for someone to sing it Emma is the obvious choice Shes hung up on a married ŵĂŶǁŚŝůĞĚĂƟŶŐĂŵĂŶƐŚĞŚĂƐŶŽŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚŝŶͲŝĨanyone needs a hero in this show its her
Micha Butler
Following along the lines of the lively covers of Queen and Bon Jovi Irsquod love to see the mash up of these Red Hot Chili Peppers songs to give the kids a bit more edge - lsquoproving themselvesrsquo to their cooler Californian counterparts in an ĞƉŝĐƐŝŶŐͲŽīŝŶƚŚĞƌĞŐŝŽŶĂůƐƚŚĞƌĞƐŐŽƚƚŽďĞhip Glee kids out there somewhere)
lsquoBy the Wayrsquo opens with Finnrsquos voice and ƌƟĞƐ ƌĂƉƉŝŶŐ ŝƐŽůĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŐƵŝƚĂƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞbackground The rest of the group would have ƚŽŚĂǀĞĂĨƵŶŬLJĚĂŶĐĞƌŽƵƟŶĞƚŽƵƉƚŚĞŝƌ ĐƌĞĚ but then show their amazing harmonising centred on reigning queen Rachel during the ĐŚŽƌƵƐdŚĞ ĂůŝĨŽƌŶŝĐĂƟŽŶƉĂƌƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞĞĚsome kind of bitchiness to it possibly involving ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞŽĨŽƵƞŝƚƐŵŝŵŝĐŬŝŶŐƐƚĞƌĞŽƚLJƉĞĚgtcharacters with a backdrop to suit Imagine the theatrics of it all
Natalie Stephenson
lsquoI NEED A HEROrsquo - BONNIE TYLER
lsquoBY THE WAYCALIFORNICATIONrsquo RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Glee excells at featuring a mixture of musical-tunes and chart hits which are lsquoreinterpretedrsquo for a new audience With this in mind Irsquod love to see this song - last seen being mimed by ŽƐĞƉŚŽƌĚŽŶgtĞǀŝƩŝŶ(500) Days Of Summer - featuring on this brilliant new series
It has a perfect upbeat sound ideal for some swinging choreography maybe some twists ƐŬLJƌĞĂĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƌƟĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐǁŚĞĞůŝŶŐŽĨƚŚĞǁŚĞĞůĐŚĂŝƌƚŽĮƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐĂŶĚbubbly lyrics as well as containing a fair share of lsquoOoh-Ooohsrsquo and backing vocals to please ƚŚŽƐĞ ǁŚŽ ĮŶĚ ƐĂƟƐĨĂĐƟŽŶ ŝŶ Ă ǁĞůůͲƉůĂĐĞĚŚĂƌŵŽŶLJͲǁŚŝĐŚĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĚŽ
Only Finn could sing this song and hersquod obviously be singing it either about or to Rachel because we know things canrsquot work out between him and Quinn
Georgina Pursey
lsquoYOU MAKE MY DREAMSrsquo HALL amp OATS
The really special moments in Glee are when a ƐŽŶŐƚĂŬĞƐLJŽƵďLJƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞŵLJtŝŶĞŚŽƵƐĞƐRehab never sounded so perky) which is why ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůůLJǁŽƵůĚůŽǀĞƚŽƐĞĞEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐcover Miss Murder because itrsquos both lyrically a great song and it has so much musical and ĐŽŵŝĐ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĨŽƌ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚůů ďĞchallenging for the cast and writers but imagine it jazzed up in the style of Chicago and yoursquoll understand it could sound amazing
The plot revolves around Will Schuester In a bid for more support from the school he agrees to let the student body nominate ĂŶĚ ĞůĞĐƚ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĨŽƌ EĞǁ ŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ƚŽ ƐŝŶŐThat results in the schoolrsquos surprisingly ůĂƌŐĞ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ƌŽĐŬ ĐůŝƋƵĞ ƚĂŬŝŶŐ ŝƚ ƵƉŽŶƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƚŽǀŽƚĞŝŶampǁŝƚŚĂĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĂƟŽŶeclipsing the movement behind the Rage Against The Machine Christmas number one
Laura Liddell
lsquoMISS MURDERrsquo - AFIŌĞƌ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ Glee cast smashing Salt-n-Peparsquos hip-hop classic Push It ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁǁŽƵůĚďĞŶĞĮƚĨƌŽŵƚĂĐŬůŝŶŐĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ŚŝƉͲƚŚƌƵƐƟŶŐ ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽĨ ŶŽŶͲƉŽǁĞƌballad hip hop verse So why not take on ldquoAll ǁĂŶŶĂĚŽ ŝƐ ĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐůĐŬͲching) and take ya moneyrdquo
tŝůů ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ ŵŽŶĞLJ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞrunning Glee club would lead with hood up bling on nodding to his own singing while serving food from the school cafeteria An lsquoa cappellarsquo version of Paper Planes shouldnrsquot ďĞƚŽŽŵƵĐŚŽĨĂƉƵƐŚĨŽƌƚŚĞŵƵůƟͲƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚƐ ďƵƚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŐƵŶͲƚŽƟŶŐƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞ ƐĞƋƵĞŶĐĞ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ƐŽƌƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁŽƵůĚbe whether or not the Gleesters choose to incorporate the obligatory Paper Planes head ŶŽĚĂŶĚďƵƩĞƌŇLJŚĂŶĚƐ
Hannah Livingston
lsquoPAPER PLANESrsquo - MIA
dŚĞďŽLJƐŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĐĂĨĞůůĂ Ɛ ƐŽ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞƚŚĞƚŚƌĞĞůĞĂĚŐŝƌůƐƐƚƌƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽĐĂůƐƚƵī
You Canrsquot Hurry Love as sung by Rachel Berry Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray ƚŚĞ ĞǁŝƐŚ Őŝƌů ƚŚĞ ďůĂĐŬ Őŝƌů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ůůͲAmerican girl - if you only know the show by its stereotypes) would be perfect for Glee As the African-American Mercedes would obviously have to take on the role of Diana Ross and her ǀŽŝĐĞǁŽƵůĚĚŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶũƵƐƟĐĞƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐespecially when sugar coated by the sweet background ldquoOohrdquos of two of the other best voices in the show
The song manages to cover all three girlsrsquo ŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƉůŽƚůŝŶĞƐZĂĐŚĞů ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐƉůŝŐŚƚof unrequited love the complete lack of interest ĂŶLJ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƐŚŽǁŶ DĞƌĐĞĚĞƐ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁƐƟůůŚĂǀŝŶŐŶŽ ƌĂĐŝĂůůLJ ĐŽŵƉĂƟďůĞŵĂƚĐŚͿ ĂŶĚQuinn Fabrayrsquos seemingly endless pregnancy dŚŝŶŬŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŶƚĂŐĞƉŽƐƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ
Hasina Allen
lsquoYOU CANrsquoT HURRY LOVErsquo THE SUPREMES
Alright hear me out The creator of ƵīLJ Joss Whedon is set to direct an episode of ůĞĞand ƐŽ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ZĂĐŚĞů ĂǁŶͿ ŚĂƐ ůĞŌ EĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ^ƵĞ ^ǁĞĞƚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞŵŽŶͿhas poisoned her against them playing on her ĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĨŽƌampŝŶŶƵīLJͿKŶůLJampŝŶŶĐĂŶƉĞƌƐƵĂĚĞher to come back but he too feels disillusioned ǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ŚŝƐ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ ltƵƌƚ ^ƉŝŬĞͿ ŝƐĐŽŶŇŝĐƚĞĚ ŚĞ ŬŶŽǁƐ ƚŚĞLJ ǁŽŶƚ ǁŝŶ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚZĂĐŚĞůďƵƚƐƟůůǁĂŶƚƐampŝŶŶĨŽƌŚŝŵƐĞůĨ Dƌ^ĐŚƵĞŝůĞƐͿĨĞĞůƐŚĞƐŚŽƵůĚŝŶƚĞƌǀĞŶĞĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ^ƵĞďƵƚŝƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚƚŚĂƚŚĞĚŽĞƐŶƚ ůĞƚŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐĮŐŚƚƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶďĂƩůĞƐƌƟĞyĂŶĚĞƌͿĂŶĚdŝŶĂŶLJĂͿbicker and look on helplessly and Mercedes dĂƌĂͿĂŶĚYƵŝŶŶtŝůůŽǁͿƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƚŚĞĚŝǀĂĮůůĞƌ
Unless yoursquore well versed in both that ǁŝůů ƌĞĂĚ ůŝŬĞ ŝŶĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶƐŝďůĞ ĨĂŶͲĮĐƟŽŶďƵƚ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞGleersquos show tunes got a bit ŵŽƌĞ ĐƵůƚƵƌĂůůLJ ƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚ Dreamgirls not-with-standing)
Josh Butler
lsquoWALK THROUGH THE FIRErsquoBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A lot of the major musicals have been covered already in Glee from Cabaret to Wicked yet ŵĂŶLJĂƌĞƐƟůůůĞŌǁŝĚĞŽƉĞŶtŚŝůĞƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůďĞ ůŝƩůĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ ŝĨ ampŝŶŶ ĂŶĚ ZĂĐŚĞů ĞŶĚ ƵƉperforming High School Musicalrsquos Breaking Free the song I would like to see performed is possibly the most predictable choice for a show like this Seasons of Love from Rent
tŝƚŚEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŽŶŝĚĞĂůůLJthe solo parts would be given to Mercedes and ƌƟĞdŚĞƌĞŶĞĞĚŶŽƚďĞĂƐƉĞĐŝĮĐƉůŽƚďƵƚŝƚwould be a perfect choice for regionals
The song is so typically Broadway that it ǁĂƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵĂƐŽŶthe stage and I would love to hear the castrsquos version as the song has GleeǁƌŝƩĞŶĂůůŽǀĞƌŝƚ
Karine Wach-Donovan
lsquoSEASONS OF LOVErsquo - RENT
^ĞƚŚDĂĐampĂƌůĂŶĞŝƐŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŚĞdominant force behind US animated sitcom
He accounts for three of the countryrsquos biggest
shows of their kind and with King of the Hill ŶŽǁĂĚŝƐƚĂŶƚŵĞŵŽƌLJDĂƩƌŽĞŶŝŶŐǁŽƵůĚbe forgiven for feeling nervous Sadly however
whilst Family Guy and American Dad have
been runaway successes The Cleveland Show
ŝƐĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐůLJĂǀĞƌĂŐĞCleveland may be a likeable character on
Family Guy but as Joey Tribbiani proved that
ĚŽĞƐŶƚŶĞĐĞƐƐĂƌŝůLJŵĞĂŶĂƐƉŝŶͲŽīƐŚŽǁŝƐĂŐŽŽĚŝĚĞĂŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨĐƌĞĂƟŶŐĂĨƌĞƐŚŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůshow MacFarlane and co have simply copy and
pasted their most popular show and put one
of the less-developed characters in the driving
ƐĞĂƚ ůĞǀĞůĂŶĚ ƌ ŝƐ ďĂƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŚƌŝƐ ƌŝĸŶwith glasses Tim the Bear is the token sub-
Brian animal character and most shamelessly
obvious of all talking toddler Rallo Tubbs is just
^ƚĞǁŝĞƌŝĸŶǁŝƚŚĂŶĂĨƌŽdŚĞŽŶůLJŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŝƚLJcomes from Clevelandrsquos new step-daughter
ZŽďĞƌƚĂ ďĞŝŶŐ Ă ƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂƐƐĞƌƟǀĞ ĂŶƟƚŚĞƐŝƐƚŽƌŝĸŶƚĞĞŶDĞŐ
As for Cleveland himself he is hardly a
ƌŝǀĞƟŶŐƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚKŶŚŝƐ ƉĂƌĞŶƚ ƐŚŽǁŚĞƐgood for a few throwaway moments and the
occasional sub-plot and it is good to see him
get a bit more development here but the
ƉĂŝŶĨƵůůLJŽďǀŝŽƵƐĨĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƩĞƌŝƐƚŚĂƚŚĞƐũƵƐƚ ŶŽƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ĐĂƌƌLJ ŚŝƐ ŽǁŶ
show
The jokes are unsurprisingly crude
and boundary-pushing MacFarlane does
ƉƌŽǀŽĐĂƟǀĞ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůů ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞƐsomething about the show that just feels
messy Controversial gags are all well and good
ǁŚĞŶ ƵƐĞĚ ŝŶ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ƉůŽƩĞĚ ĐŽŶƚĞdžƚ ŽƌǁŚĞŶŵĂŬŝŶŐĂďŝƟŶŐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůƉŽŝŶƚʹŝŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽƌĚƐ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝƐ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŽŶ Ă ƌŽůů ʹďƵƚ ǁŚĞŶ ŵŝdžĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƵŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƐĐƌŝƉƟŶŐ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐŽimpressive
ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŝƚ ŵĂLJ ďĞ ƵŶĨĂŝƌ ƚŽ ũƵĚŐĞ The Cleveland ShowŝŶĚŝƌĞĐƚƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽŝƚƐƉĂƌĞŶƚsitcom but when itrsquos so underwhelming
ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝƐŽŶ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ ŚŽǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƉƌŽũĞĐƚŝƐƚƐƐƟůůĞĂƌůLJĚĂLJƐĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƉůĞŶƚLJŽĨƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽĮŶĚŝƚƐĨĞĞƚďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚƐƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽƚlooking promising
Shaun Kitchener
KŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂLJĞĚƚŚƌĞĂĚƐƚŽĞŵĞƌŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨScreenwipe Newswipe refocuses
Charlie Brookerrsquos stream-of-spleen to the
ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐŽĨ ƚǁĞŶƚLJͲĨŽƵƌŚŽƵƌŶĞǁƐZĞůĂLJĞĚin-part via a budget mock-up of a riverside news
ƐƚƵĚŝŽŵŽĐŬďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽƉĞƌĂƟǀĞǁŽƌĚͿĂŶĚƚŚĞsame darkened living room seen in Screenwipe
ŝƚ ŝƐ ĂŶ ƵŶĂƐŚĂŵĞĚůLJ ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ ŽĨtelevised vaudeville - complete with talking-
heads occasionally lunging into the spotlight to
ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞŽƵƌŽďƐĞƐƐŝŽŶǁŝƚŚ ǁŚĂƚ ƐďĞĞŶŐŽŝŶŐonrsquo
In last weekrsquos second episode of the new
ƐĞƌŝĞƐƌŽŽŬĞƌƵƐĞƐƚŚĞƚƌĂŐĞĚLJŽĨƚŚĞĂŝƟĂŶ
ĞĂƌƚŚƋƵĂŬĞĂƐĂĨƌĂŵĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚǁŚŝĐŚƚŽĞdžƉŽƐĞƚŚĞŇƵīƉŝĞĐĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŽŽŌĞŶƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞƚŚĞlast laugh of the news lightweight handbags
miniature dogs and brain-mapping all make
appearances against the backdrop of piled
bodies on the streets on Port-au-Prince Another
leader is how the BBC ITN and Sky managed to
ƉƌŽƉƵƉŶũĞŵŚŽƵĚĂƌLJ ƐƐůĂŵϰhltƉƵďůŝĐŝƚLJstuntrsquo through constant reportage and analysis
ĂŶĚ ŝŶǀŝƟŶŐ ƚŚĞŵĂŶŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝǀĞstudio sofas to argue the toss with enraged
social commentators
As usual with Brooker much of his
ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ŝƐŵĂƐŬĞĚďLJŶĞĂƌͲĞŶĚůĞƐƐ
ƐĂƌĐĂƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ƐŶŝĚĞ ŝŶǀĞĐƟǀĞ ƚŚĂƚsounds like a disclaimer against sincerity
ampŽƌ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽŶĂƩƌŝďƵƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĂƌĞŶƚ ůĂĐŬ ŽĨ ŝƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵĞĚŝĂͿ ďLJ ũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ ĞĂƚŚĞƌ ƌŽŽŬĞis undermined by a self-consciously awkward
ĐůŽƐŝŶŐ ƌĞŵĂƌŬ ŵĞĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐŚŝŌ ƚŚĞ ƚŽŶĞ ĨƌŽŵthe sublime back to the ridiculous But perhaps
ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƵƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĐĐůŝŵĂƟƐĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞǁĞŝƌĚĞƌ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŶĞǁƐƌĞĂĚĞƌ Ɛ ƐŽƵƌͲfaced condolence changing to a rictus grin with
ƚŚĞŇŝĐŬŽĨĂŶĂƵƚŽĐƵĞ^ĂƟƌĞĂůǁĂLJƐƐƚĂLJƐĐůŽƐĞto its target so it makes sense for Brooker to
ŇŝĐŬďĞƚǁĞĞŶĐŽǀĞƌĂŐĞŽĨƚŚĞtĞĞŬŝŶƵůůƐŚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŚŽƌƌŽƌƐŽĨĂďƌŽŬĞŶĂŝƟͲĂŌĞƌĂůůƚŚĞƌĞĂůŶĞǁƐĚŽĞƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƐŝŵŝůĂƌĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞ
^ĞŶƐĂƟŽŶĂůŝƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƐĂŶĐƟŵŽŶLJ ĚŽŶƚ
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ĚĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ŽŶůLJŵŽĐŬĞƌLJDŽƌĞ ŽŌĞŶthan not Newswipe proves to be the poke in
ƚŚĞĞLJĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJŶĞĞĚƐĂƟŵĞůLJreminder that a news story is only as big as its
headline
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^Ž ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĂƚ dŚĂƚ Ɛ ƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĂůůǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐtĞǁĞƌĞƉƌŽŵŝƐĞĚĂŽŶĞͲŽīƉƌĞƋƵĞůƚŽOnly Fools and Horses featuring all
the fabled events of Del Boyrsquos adolescence and
what we got was an hour-and-a-half kitchen-
ƐŝŶŬŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂtŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞƚŚĞũŽŬĞƐdŚĞƌĞare more laughs in the worst episodes of Life on MarsʹĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƚŽƚŚŝŶŬŽĨ ŝƚĞǀĞŶĂĐŽƵƉůĞfrom Ashes to Ashes
Therersquos a lot to be said about whatrsquos wrong
with Rock amp Chips Nicholas Lyndhurst playing
the man that fathered his Only Fools character
ZŽĚŶĞLJ ďĞŝŶŐ ŚŝŐŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚ ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŚĞobviously looks like he could be Roddersrsquo dad
ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ǁŽŽŝŶŐ ŽĨ ŽĂŶ dƌŽƩĞƌ ŚĂĚ ƋƵŝƚĞ Ăquaint Back to the Future air to it It is only
when it comes to the actual act (a literal bit of
ŚŽǁ Ɛ LJŽƵƌ ĨĂƚŚĞƌͿ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞwhole conceit has been a terrible mistake and
you just want to look away from the ensuing
KĞĚŝƉĂůŵĞƐƐdŚĂƚĂƐŝĚĞƚŚĞƌĞ ƐĂLJĨƌŽŵThe InbetweenersƉůĂLJŝŶŐĞůŽLJǁŚĞŶŚĞǁĂƐƐƟůůĂ ďŽLJ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐ Śŝŵ ĞdžĂĐƚůLJůŝŬĞ ĂLJͿ ƐĞƚ ĚĞƐŝŐŶ ĂůƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ƚŽŽ ƐŚŝŶLJ ĂŶĚŶĞǁĨŽƌƚŚĞŝƚ ƐŐƌŝŵĚŽǁŶƐŽƵƚŚĐŽŶĐĞƉƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐůŝŐŚƚĚŝĸĐƵůƚLJƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůƐĞƌŝĞƐŶŽƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐͿ ĞŶĚĞĚ ϭϵ LJĞĂƌƐago the endless in-jokes that Rock amp Chips lives
ŽīŇLJŽǀĞƌĂůůďƵƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶĞĚŽĨŚĞĂĚƐThat being said this venture was not
necessarily a mistake Take away all the cheeky-
chappy misdemeanours and it has at its heart
a sweet melancholy drama of 60s London Itrsquos
ŶŽƚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĐůĞǀĞƌ ĂŶĚŝƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŽīĞƌĂŶLJŶĞǁ Žƌ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƵŶƚŽůĚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ďƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚdoes it does quite well Itrsquos the kind of bearable
ĐŽƐƚƵŵĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌďŽŶŶĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽƌƐĞƚƐ ďƵƚ ŝƐ ŶŽ ůĞƐƐ ƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚƚŽ ŽīĞƌ Ă ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǁĞƌĞNo one rolls over a squad car no-one is called
gtĂĚLJ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ĨĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůĂƵŐŚƐare hearty sitcom belly-laughs but therersquos
ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůƐƋƵŝƚĞŐĞŶƵŝŶĞʹĞǀĞŶif most of its viewers are far too young to say
with any authority whether it actually is
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REALITY gt CHARLIE BROOKERrsquoS NEWSWIPE
NO I DONrsquoT WANT NO SCRUBS She hates it he loves it Housemates Grace Simpson and Matt Sladen take their remote
ĐŽŶƚƌŽůďĂƚƚůĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽĨĂƚŽƚŚĞƐŽĂƉďŽdž
I HATE SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBSŶ ŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ĂƌƟĐƵůĂƚĞǁŚLJ ŚĂƚĞScrubs I will
quote a far superior American comedy Family Guy zŽƵ ĞǀĞƌ ǁĂƚĐŚ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚŽǁ ^ĐƌƵďƐ gtŽŝƐhad it on the other night and I was kinda
fading in and out you know I was watching and
wondering which one is the funny guyrsquo
WĞƚĞƌ ƌŝĸŶ ŝĚĞŶƟĮĞƐ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵdž ŽĨ ŵLJargument Scrubs is just not funny If I take the
ĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŽĨĂƐŝƚĐŽŵͲĂƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞĚLJͲƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ĨĂŝůƐ ŽŶ ďŽƚŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƐ ƚƐ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ƐĞƫŶŐis ridiculous to say the least and as for the
comedy or lack thereof juvenile would be an
undeserved compliment I like juvenile humour
I donrsquot like the juvenile JD As a character he is
ƋƵŝƚĞĨƌĂŶŬůLJŶĂƵƐĞĂƟŶŐKŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŽĨ ǀŽŵŝƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ
ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ŽĨ Scrubs that really makes
the showrsquos mishaps on the comedy ward
ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĞĂďůĞ ĂƚŚŽƐ ŝƐ Ă ŵĂůĂĚLJ ƐƵīĞƌĞĚby most American comedies but Scrubs has
managed to make this the basis for nine
ŝƌŬƐŽŵĞƐĞƌŝĞƐzĞƐŬŶŽǁƚŚĂƚĂŶĚdƵƌŬůŽǀĞeach other Irsquod rather not watch the saccharine
ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉEven the theme tune makes me grind my
teeth Scrubsrsquo imminent cardiac arrest cannot
come quick enough
ůŵŽƐƚ Ăůů ůŽŶŐ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĞĚŝĞƐ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŽďĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚLJĞĂƌƐĂŌĞƌƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞŝƌzenith and the latest season of Scrubs minus
ƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŝƐǀĞƌLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞĮƌƐƚ ƐĞǀĞŶƐĞƌŝĞƐŽĨ^ĐƌƵďƐǁĞƌĞĂƵŶŝƋƵĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞƐŝƚĐŽŵŐĞŶƌĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƚLJŝƐĂƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚŝƐ
The key to Scrubsrsquo appeal is JD the
audiencersquos access to his interior monologues
allows an empathy with the character that is not
ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ŝŶĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂůƐŝƚĐŽŵƐLJĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐJD through his work surreal fantasies and
ĨĂƌĐŝĐĂůĞƐĐĂƉĂĚĞƐŝƚ ŝƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ
ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŽĐƚŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌŝƉŚĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐŚĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĂƩĂĐŚĞĚƚŽ
ƐƵŶŝƋƵĞƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞƐĞcharacters allows for episodes to feature
incredibly non-linear plots ranging from the
hilarious to deeply moving and these scenes are
ŽŌĞŶďƵŝůƚƵƉŽŶĂŶĚĞdžƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŵƵůƟƉůĞseries of the show
The very fact a single show can contain such
ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƟŶŐĞŵŽƟŽŶƐĂŶĚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐĨƌŽŵĞƉŝƐŽĚĞto episode and even scene to scene creates a
perfect balance between pathos and bathos
and is a major reason behind why Scrubs is the
best show on television
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From the get-go BioWare developer of the Mass īĞĐƚ series revealed that the games would in
fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
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DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
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ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŝƚǁĂƐƌĞƉůĂĐĞĚďLJĂƐƚƌĞĂŵůŝŶĞĮŐŚƟŶŐsystem that makes almost every other third
ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŐĂŵĞĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůŬŶŽǁĂůůƚŚĞĂůŝĞŶ
races the tension between the Council races
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game is begging to be played and deserves to be
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-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
-Possibly confusing without original game
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ƚŚĂƚ ŽŶ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ϮϳƚŚ ƉƉůĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŝƌŶĞǁ ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƚĂďůĞƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐĚĞǀŝĐĞĂŶĚĚƵĞƚŽƚŚĞŝWŚŽŶĞƌĞǀŽůƵƟŽŶŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞ ƉŚŽŶĞ ŵĂƌŬĞƚ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚǁĞƌĞƐŽŚŝŐŚƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĂůůLJƉŝĞƌĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŚĞĂǀĞŶƐ dŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ǁĂƐ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĞĚ ĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƌĚĞƐ ŽĨDĂĐ ĨĂŶďŽLJƐ ƚŽ ďĞ ƐŽŵĞƐŽƌƚ ŽĨ ĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƐĐƵůƉƚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀŝŶĞŚĂŶĚŽĨŽĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞŵĞĚŝƵŵŽĨ^ƚĞǀĞŽďƐthat would proceed to usher in the age of the
tablet kill the netbook and perhaps the laptop
ǁŚŝůĞŝƚǁĂƐĂƚŝƚKĨĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƚ ƐƚŽŽĞĂƌůLJƚŽƐĂLJǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚŝƐ
ƉƌŽƉŚĞĐLJǁŝůů ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ ŶŽƚͿ ďƵƚone thing is clear the target market for the iPad
is people who are very casual users of modern
ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ŶLJŽŶĞ ǁŚŽ ůŽŽŬƐ Ăƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐwith anything deeper than face value should not
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synonymous with the general public - to events
ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƐ ŶŽŵĂƩĞƌ ŚŽǁ ƐƵƉĞƌĮĐŝĂůtŚĂƚďĞƩĞƌǁĂLJƚŽƐŚŽǁĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJϱϬϬŽĨLJŽƵƌĐůŽƐĞƐƚĨƌŝĞŶĚƐLJŽƵƌĂƫƚƵĚĞƐƚŽǁĂƌĚƐĂĚƵůƚĞƌLJ
Based on the novels by CD WĂLJŶĞƚŚŝƐŝƐŶŽƚĂĮůŵĨŽƌƚŚĞĨĂŝŶƚͲŚĞĂƌƚĞĚ DŝĐŚĂĞů ĞƌĂĨĂŵŽƵƐ ĨŽƌ ƌŽůĞƐ ŝŶ Juno and Superbad ƐƚĂƌƐ ŝŶ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮůŵ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞ ďŽLJƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚƌƵŐŐůĞƐƚŽďŽƚŚĂĐƋƵŝƌĞĂ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĂŶĚ ůŽƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌǀŝƌŐŝŶŝƚLJ
ĞƌĂ ƉůĂLJƐ EŝĐŬ dǁŝƐƉĂ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ǁŚŽ ĨĞĞůƐ ƚŚĂƚĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐŚŝƐ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞĚ ƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ŝƐŐĞƫŶŐŵŽƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƚŚĂŶŚĞŝƐĞŝƐƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌǁĞĂƌĞŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐĞĚƚŽ ŝŶ ƚŚĞĮůŵĂŶĚŝƚ ŝƐ Ă ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐůLJ ŚƵŵŽƌŽƵƐƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ĂƚƚŚĂƚ ĚƵƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶŝŶŐĐƌĞĚŝƚƐ
KŶ Ă ƌĂŶĚŽŵ ǀĂĐĂƟŽŶEŝĐŬ ŵĞĞƚƐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ĂŶĚ
ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ĨĂůůƐ ŝŶ ůŽǀĞ ^ŚĞĞŶŝƉƌŽǀŽŬĞƐ EŝĐŬ Ɛ ůƵƐƚ ĨŽƌ ŚĞƌǁŝƚŚ ƐƵĐŚ ĐůŝĐŚĠƐ ĂƐ ĂƐŬŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽƌƵďƐƵŶĐƌĞĂŵŝŶƚŽŚĞƌďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵŵĞŶƟŶŐ ƚŚĂƚŝƚ ĚŽĞƐŶƚ ƚĂŬĞ Ă ůŽƚ ƚŽ ƚƵƌŶ
Śŝŵ ŽŶ zĞƚ ũƵƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ EŝĐŬƚŚŝŶŬƐ ŚĞ ƐƚĂŶĚƐ Ă ĐŚĂŶĐĞ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƌĞǀĞĂůƐ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚĞ ŚĂƐ ĂďŽLJĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ dƌĞŶƚ ůŝƐƟŶŐĂůů ƚŚĞ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ ƐŚĞ ůŝŬĞƐĂďŽƵƚŚŝŵdŚŝƐƉƌŽŵƉƚƐEŝĐŬƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐLJ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚǁŚŽ ĂŵŽŶŐ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ
ŝƐ Ă ůŝŶŐĞƌŝĞŵŽĚĞů ŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJEŝĐŬ Ɛ ŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟŽŶ ůĂƚĞƌĐƌĞĂƚĞƐ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƚŽ ǁŝŶ ƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůůƵƌŝŶŐ LJĞƚĂůŽŽĨ^ŚĞĞŶŝ
ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ dǁŝƐƉ Ɛ ĂůƚĞƌͲĞŐŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŝůŝŶŐĞƌ ƉƌŽǀĞƐƚŽďĞĂŶĂŵƵƐŝŶŐĂŶĚĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ŝŶ ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƚ ƚŽ ŚŝƐŶĞƌĚLJ ĂŶĚ ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ƐĞůĨ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƐĞůĨ ƟƚůĞĚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ Ɛ ůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ Ăůů ƚŚŝŶŐƐampƌĞŶĐŚ ŝƐ Ă ŵŽƵƐƚĂĐŚŝŽĞĚďůƵĞͲĞLJĞĚƐŵŽŬŝŶŐƐĞĚƵĐƟǀĞǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ EŝĐŬ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ďĂĚǀĞƌLJ ďĂĚ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĚĞǀĂƐƚĂƟŽŶŝŶEŝĐŬ ƐůŝĨĞ ďLJ ĚĞƐƚƌŽLJŝŶŐ ďŽƚŚ ŚŝƐƉĂƌĞŶƚƐĐĂƌƐĂŶĚƐĞƫŶŐĮƌĞƚŽŚĂůĨŽĨĞƌŬĞůĞLJŝŶĂŶĂƩĞŵƉƚƚŽďƌŝŶŐEŝĐŬĂŶĚ^ŚĞĞŶŝĐůŽƐĞƌƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ LJĞƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ŶĞǀĞƌ
ƋƵŝƚĞǁŽƌŬŽƵƚ^ĐĞŶĞƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ
ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂƌĞďŽƚŚƉƌĞƐĞŶƚ ĂƌĞŐƌĞĂƚƐŽƵƌĐĞƐŽĨĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚĂŶĚ ĂŵďŝŐƵŝƚLJͿ dŚŝƐ ŝƐĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJƚƌƵĞŝŶƚŚĞďƵŶŬďĞĚƐĐĞŶĞ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ŝƐ ĨĂŝůŝŶŐŝŶ ƉĞƌƐƵĂĚŝŶŐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƚŽ ůĞƚŚŝŵŐĞƚ ŝŶƚŽďĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ƐŽampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĚĞĐŝĚĞƐ ƚŽ ƚĂŬĞ ŽǀĞƌĂŶĚ ƉƌŽƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ǁŝƚŚƐŽŵĞ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŝĚĞĂƐ ^ŚĞŝƐ ǁŽŶ ŽǀĞƌ ďLJ ŚŝƐ ĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌŵĂŶĚĂƐŬƐŝĨƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚŚĞƌĞĂůůLJǁĂŶƚƐǁŚŝĐŚůĞĂĚƐƚŽEŝĐŬ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂŶĚƉůĞĂĚŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽĂŐƌĞĞ
ďƐƚƌĂĐƚŵŽĚĞƐŽĨĮůŵŝŶŐǁŚŝĐŚ ŝŶǀŽůǀĞ Ă ĐĂƌ ĚƌŝǀĞͲŝŶĐƵƚͲŽƵƚ ĂŶĚ ƉŽƉͲƵƉ ŝŵĂŐĞƐĂŶĚ ŇŽĂƟŶŐ ŶĂŬĞĚ ĐĂƌƚŽŽŶĐŽƵƉůĞƐ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĞdž ǁŚŝĐŚ
EŝĐŬ ŚĂůůƵĐŝŶĂƚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌ ĞĂƟŶŐŵĂŐŝĐ ŵƵƐŚƌŽŽŵƐ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞ ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƵƐƵĂůĨŽƌŵĂƚdŚĞ ƐŽƵŶĚƚƌĂĐŬ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵŝƚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĮůŵƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ
DŽƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƋƵŝƚĞĂĨĞǁƉŽƚĞŶƟĂůůLJďĞŝŶŐ ĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚ ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƐƵĐŚ
ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƐĞƌŝĂů ĚĂƟŶŐ ŵŽƚŚĞƌĂŶĚ ŽǀĞƌƉƌŽƚĞĐƟǀĞ ŚƌŝƐƟĂŶƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŽ ďĞ ŽĨ ĂĐŽŵŝĐĂůŶĂƚƵƌĞĂŶĚĂƌůĞƩĂŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŽŶĞŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚ
Tasha Percy
Precious ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ dŚĞ ƟƚůĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝƐŶŽƚĚŝƐĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ƐŚĞ ŝƐ ďůĂĐŬŽƌ ƉŽŽƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŽ ĂŵŝŶŽƌĞdžƚĞŶƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨŚĞƌǁĞŝŐŚƚdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŐŝƌůďŽƌŶŝŶƚŽŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐĐŝƌĐƵŵƐƚĂŶĐĞƐǁŚŽ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ƐŚĞƌĞĐĞŝǀĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽĐŝĞƚLJ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ƐŚĞĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌƐĂƐĂƌĞƐƵůƚŝƐĂďůĞƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞŚĞƌůŝĨĞĨŽƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ ampŽƌƚŚŝƐƌĞĂƐŽŶŝƚŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐĮůŵƐŽĨ ƌĞĐĞŶƚLJĞĂƌƐĂƐŝŐŶƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚŝƐŶŽƚƐŽĐƌƵĞůĂŌĞƌĂůů
ĞƌŚŽŵĞŝƐŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐƐŚŽƚŝŶƐŝĐŬĞŶŝŶŐŚƵĞƐĂŶĚƉƌĞƐŝĚĞĚŽǀĞƌďLJŚĞƌƚĞƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶĂůůLJ ƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĞĚ ďLJDŽEŝƋƵĞ dŚĞ ĂďƵƐĞ ďŽƚŚƉƐLJĐŚŽůŽŐŝĐĂů ĂŶĚ ƉŚLJƐŝĐĂů
ŝƐ ƚƌƵůLJ ƐŚŽĐŬŝŶŐ DŽEŝƋƵĞĂŶĚĂďŽƵƌĞLJ^ŝĚŝďĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ƚŚĞ KƐĐĂƌ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶďƵƚ DĂƌŝĂŚ ĂƌĞLJƐ ǁĞůĨĂƌĞŽĸĐĞƌ ŝƐ ƐƵďƚůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵŚĞƌƐŚŽǁĚŽǁŶǁŝƚŚWƌĞĐŝŽƵƐŵŽƚŚĞƌŝƐďƌĞĂƚŚƚĂŬŝŶŐ
dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
ŶƚĞƌƐƉĞƌƐĞĚ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚŝƐ ƐůŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůůͲĂĐƚĞĚ
ĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJďĞƚǁĞĞŶdŽŵƌĂǀĞŶŝďƐŽŶͿĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƌĐŚĞƚLJƉĂů ŚĂƌĚŵĂŶZĂLJtŝŶƐƚŽŶĞŝďƐŽŶƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂů ŽĨ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚďƌŽŬĞŶ ŵĂŶ ĂůƐŽ ŵĂŬĞƐ ĨŽƌĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ďůƵƌƌŝŶŐƚŚĞ ďŽƵŶĚĂƌŝĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶũƵƐƟĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŶĞĂƌ ŝŶƐĂŶŝƚLJŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŶŐ ŚŝƐ ƐLJŵƉĂƚŚĞƟĐĂŶĚ ǁĞůůͲƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ dŚĞŚŝůĂƌŝƚLJŽĨŚŝŵƐƚƌƵŐŐůŝŶŐĨŽƌ ďƌĞĂƚŚ ĂŌĞƌ ĞǀĞƌLJ ŵŝŶŽƌƐĐƵŋĞƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚĂƚŝďƐŽŶĂƚŚŝƐĂŐĞĐĂŶƐƟůůƉĂĐŬĂƉƵŶĐŚ
dŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ƉŽǁĞƌĨƵů ĮůŵƐƚƌŝŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ďĂůĂŶĐĞďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ĂŶĚĂĐƟŽŶ
WĂƵůDĂƌƟŶ
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ŝƐ ƐŽ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJĂŶŝŵĂƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŶŽ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůŐůĂƐƐĞƐ ĂƌĞ ŶĞĞĚĞĚ ƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ ĨƵůůLJ ŝŵŵĞƌƐĞĚ ŝŶƚŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ĂŶĚ ƐŽŵĞŚŽǁďĞůŝĞǀĞƚŚĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŝƌŐƌĞĞŶĂŶĚƐůŝŵLJĞdžƚĞƌŝŽƌ ƚ ŝƐ ƐŽŵŽǀŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůŶŽƚďĞĂĚƌLJĞLJĞŝŶƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚ ŝƐ Ă ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ůŽǀĞ ƐƚŽƌLJ ĂŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚƚĂůĞŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉĐŽƵƌĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ Ăůů ƚŚŽƐĞ ŽƚŚĞƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞĨĞĞůǁĂƌŵ
dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
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OTHER SCREENS
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
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Invictus ŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ĚĞƐĐƌŝďĞĚĂƐ Ă ƐƉŽƌƚƐͲĞƉŝĐ ďƵƚ ĞŶŽƵŐŚŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ĞůƐĞǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ŶŽŶͲĨĂŶƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŐĂŵĞ ĂƐǁĞůůDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐƐĞĐƵƌŝƚLJŐƵĂƌĚƐĂƌĞ ƵƐĞĚ ƚŽ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĞīĞĐƚ ŝŶĚŝƐƉůĂLJŝŶŐŚŽǁ ƚŚĞtŽƌůĚƵƉďƌŽƵŐŚƚ ƚŚĞ ƌĂĐĞƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ dŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ƵƐĞĚ ĨŽƌƚŚĞƌƵŐďLJƐĐĞŶĞƐŝƐƐƵƉĞƌďĂŶĚƌĂƌĞůLJŽǀĞƌƉůĂLJĞĚgtŝŬĞSlumdog Millionaire Invictus ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞ ƚĞŶƐŝŽŶ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂŶĚ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĞĞůŐŽŽĚ Įůŵ ĨƌŽŵ ĂŶ ŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶ
Michael Blunt
^ƉĂŶŝƐŚ ĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ WĞĚƌŽůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ŚĂƐ ŽŶĐĞ ĂŐĂŝŶǁŚŝƐƉĞƌĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƟĐǁŽƌůĚZĞƵŶŝƟŶŐǁŝƚŚWĞŶĞůŽƉĞCruz Broken EmbracesĚŝƐƉůĂLJƐĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJ ϭϴ ŵŝůůŝŽŶĚŽůůĂƌƐ ǁŽƌƚŚ ŽĨ ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂĐŽŶƐŝƐƟŶŐŽĨůŽǀĞŵŝƐŽŐLJŶŝƐƟĐƌĞǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĚŶƵŵĞƌŽƵƐƐĞĐƌĞƚƐhƟůŝƐŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŶŐ ƐŬŝůůƐ ŽĨgtůƵŝƐ ŽŵĂƌ ĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶͿĂŶĚ ůĂŶĐŽ WŽƌƟůůŽ VolverͿůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚƐ ĂũŝŐƐĂǁ ŽĨ ƉĂƐƐŝŽŶ ďĞƚƌĂLJĂůĂŶĚ ƐĞƌǀŝƚƵĚĞ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐĐĂƐƚgtĞŶĂƌƵnjͿ ŝƐĞŶŐĂŐĞĚ ŝŶ
Ă ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐĂŶĚ ǁĞĂůƚŚLJ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐŵĂŶŽƐ gtƵŝƐ ŵĞnjͿ dŚŝƐ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJĐƌƵŵďůĞƐ ǁŚĞŶ gtĞŶĂ ŐĂŝŶƐ ĂƉĂƌƚŝŶĂĮůŵďLJDĂƚĞŽůĂŶĐŽŽŵĞƌͿ tŚŝůĞ ĮůŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJďĞĐŽŵĞƐ ƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ůĞĂĚŝŶŐƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŝŶĞǀŝƚĂďůĞ ƚĞƐƟŶŐ ŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƐ ďƵƌƐƟŶŐ ŽĨ ĞŐŽͲďƵďďůĞƐĂŶĚĞǀĞŶĂƐŵŝĚŐĞŶŽĨǀŝŽůĞŶĐĞĨƌŽŵĂŶŽůĚŵĂŶdŚĞĮůŵ ŝƐ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐĞŶƐƵĂů ƚŚŽƵŐŚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚ ďLJŽŵĞƌ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ĂƐ Ă ƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJďůŝŶĚĞĚ ŵĂŶ ƌĞĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ
ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ LJŽƵŶŐŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJĞŶĂƌŶĞƐͿĂƐŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƐƚŚĞgtŽŶĚŽŶƐŽĐŝĂůƐĐĞŶĞ
ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
ƚ ŝƐ ŽůŝŶ ampŝƌƚŚ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚŽĂƩƌĂĐƚƐƚŚĞƌĞĂůĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ
ĂƐƚŚĞďŝƩĞƌ ĚŝƐŝůůƵƐŝŽŶĞĚgtŽƌĚĞŶƌLJŚĞƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƐďŽƚŚĐŽŵŝĐƌĞůŝĞĨ ĂŶĚ Ă ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚ ƐƚƌĞĂŵŽĨ ƌĞĨƌĞƐŚŝŶŐůLJ ŝŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶƚĐLJŶŝĐŝƐŵDorian Gray ŝƐĂĮůŵƚŚĂƚ ŽŽnjĞƐ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞ ĂŶĚƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ďƌŝŶŐƐ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ƚŚĞŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ĚĞĐĂĚĞŶĐĞ tŝůĚĞ ŶŽĚŽƵďƚ ŚĂĚ ŝŶ ŵŝŶĚ ǁŚĞŶ ŚĞǁƌŽƚĞƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů
Joe Doran
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Astro Boy ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚŵĞƌŝĐĂŶ ĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĂƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂŶĂƉĞƐĞ ŵĂŶŐĂƐĞƌŝĞƐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJƚŚĞKƐĂŵƵdĞnjƵŬĂAstro BoyŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨ Ă ƌŽďŽƟĐ ďŽLJ ǀŽŝĐĞĚ ďLJampƌĞĚĚLJ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞͿ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJ ŐƌŝĞǀŝŶŐ ƐĐŝĞŶƟƐƚ ŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ EŝĐŚŽůĂƐ ĂŐĞͿ ĂƐĂ ƌĞƉůĂĐĞŵĞŶƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ůŽƐƚƐŽŶ dŽďLJ hŶĂďůĞ ƚŽ ĂĐĐĞƉƚƐƚƌŽ ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨdŽďLJŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ ĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞŽĐƚŽƌůĞĨƵŶŝůůEŝŐŚLJͿĐĂƐƚƐƚƌŽŽƵƚ ƚŽĮŶĚŚŝƐƉůĂĐĞ ŝŶƚŚĞǁŽƌĚ
Astro Boy ŚĂƐ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞǀŝƐƵĂůƐ ƚŚĞ ĂŶŝŵĂƚŽƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚLJůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĂŶŝŵĞ ƚŽ ǁŽƌŬ ǁŝƚŚĐŽŵƉƵƚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƚĞĚŐƌĂƉŚŝĐƐdŚĞ ǀŽŝĐĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŝƐŶŽƚ ƐŽ ŐŽŽĚ dŚĞ ĮůŵďŽĂƐƚƐ
ĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐltŝƌƐƟŶĞůů^ĂŵƵĞůgtĂĐŬƐŽŶĂŶĚ ŽŶĂůĚ ^ƵƚŚĞƌůĂŶĚ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂŐĞ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞ ĂŶĚEŝŐŚtŚŝůĞĂƌŽďŽƟĐĂĐŬƐŽŶĐĂŶ ŶĞǀĞƌ ďĞ Ă ďĂĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĞůů ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŽŽ ŽůĚ ƚŽ ďĞĂ ďĞůŝĞǀĂďůĞ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ůĞƐƐ ƐĂŝĚ ĂďŽƵƚ ĂŐĞƐǀŽŝĐĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ
dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ŝƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞĞŶŽƵŐŚĨŽƌŝƚƐƚĂƌŐĞƚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƚŽ ĨŽůůŽǁ ǁŚŝůĞ ďĞŝŶŐƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐůLJ ĂĚƵůƚͲůŝŬĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƚŚĞŵĞƐ ŝƚĞdžƉůŽƌĞƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĂĚůLJ ƚŚĞ ĮůŵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ŝƐĂƐ ƉŽŽƌůLJ ĐƌĂŌĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƌƵƐƚLJĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽďŽƚ ũƵŶŬ ŚĞĂƉƐ ŝƚdepicts
Bert Wardlow
ƵůŝĂŶ dĞŵƉůĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJƚĞůůƐ ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŶǀĞLJ ƐůĂŶĚ ƉƵďͲƌŽĐŬ ďĂŶĚƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ĨƌŽŵ ďƵƐŬŝŶŐŽƵƚƐŝĚĞƉƵďƐŝŶKŝůŝƚLJ ƚŽƚŚĞŚĞŝŐŚƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŵĞ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐŚƵŐĞ ŐŝŐƐ ŝŶ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ĂŶĚŵĞƌŝĐĂ
ŵƉŚĂƐŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝǀĞ ƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĞƚĂŝůĞĚĮůŵ ƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ƉƌŽĨŽƵŶĚĞīĞĐƚ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ŚĂĚ ŽŶLJŽƵŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐŝĂŶƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ŽĞ^ƚƌƵŵŵĞƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŚŶŶLJ ZŽƩĞŶtŝƚŚ ǁŝůĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐ ĂŚĂƌĚǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ĂƫƚƵĚĞ ĂŶĚ ĂůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ ŵƵƐŝĐ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞŽŶƉƵŶŬͲƌŽĐŬ ŝƐ ǀĞƌLJclear
tŚŝůƐƚ ĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ Ăůů ƚŚĞŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂƐƉĞĐƚƐŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚ ƐĐĂƌĞĞƌ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĂů ĨŽĐƵƐ ŽĨ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŝƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƩLJĂŶĚĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ
tŝůŬŽ ŽŚŶƐŽŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌŝƐƚ ĂŶĚƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĨŽƌ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚtŝƚŚŵƵĐŚŽĨ ƚŚĞŚŝƐƚŽƌLJ ƚŽůĚĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƉŽŝŶƚ ŽĨ ǀŝĞǁ ŝƚ ŝƐƚŚŝƐ ƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƵŶƵƐƵĂů ĐŽŵƉŝůĂƟŽŶŽĨ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽŽƚĂŐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞ Įůŵ ďŽƚŚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
Lorna Pontefract
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
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ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
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Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
RŵŽƵƚŽĨƚŽƵĐŚǁŝƚŚďĂŶĚƐƚŚĞƐĞĚĂLJƐƚŽďĞ
ŚŽŶĞƐƚďĂŶĚĐĂůůĞĚDĞƚĂůůŝĐĂ ƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞcalled
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S sĂŶŝůůĂĐLJŶĚĞĚǁĂƌĚ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ƚŚĞŶĞǁ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƟĐĂůůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞůĂƐƚtĞůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ǁĂƐ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ Ă ůŽƚ ŽĨ ƐŽƵů ĂƌƟƐƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϳϬƐĂŶĚϲϬƐďƵƚĚŝĚŶƚǁŽŶƚŝƚƚŽƐŽƵŶĚĂƐŝĨŝƚǁĂƐƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĂƚƟŵĞDŽƐƚůLJǁĂƐũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽƵƐĞƚŚĞŝƌŝĚĞĂůƐZĞĂůůLJũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐĞĞŚŽǁŽǀĞƌͲƚŚĞͲƚŽƉŝƚĐŽƵůĚďĞ
tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ampƌŽŵĚĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ƚŽ ĨŽůŬ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌʹǁŚĂƚ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĞĚ ƐƵĐŚĂƚƵƌŶĂƌŽƵŶĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬŽĨŝƚƐŽŵƵĐŚĂƐĂƚƵƌŶĂƌŽƵŶĚƐŽŵƵĐŚĂƐŚĂǀĞĂůŝƐƚŽĨĂůďƵŵƐŽĨǁĂŶƚƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶĚŵũƵƐƚǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŵLJǁĂLJƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞůŝƐƚůůƚŚĞƐĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚŝĚĞĂƐĂŶĚĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƐƚLJůĞƐĂŶĚŐĞŶƌĞƐŽĨŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŵũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽǁŽƌŬƚŚŽƵŐŚ
ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
ŬŶŽǁĚŽŝƚĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞǁŝƚŚŽƚŚĞƌďĂŶĚƐĂŶĚĂƌƟƐƚƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīũƵƐƚǁŝƐŚŝƚĚŝĚŶƚŚĂƉƉĞŶƚŽŵĞ
ǀĞďĞĞŶŚĞĂƌŝŶŐĂ ůŽƚƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJĂďŽƵƚ ůŽŽĚKƌĂŶŐĞtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚƚƐŬŝŶĚĂũƵƐƚƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĂůďƵŵ ĐĂƵƐĞĂŐĂŝŶƚŚŽƵŐŚƚĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚŵLJŽƚŚĞƌƐƚƵīŵŝŐŚƚŚŝŶĚĞƌŝƚƚƐƌŽŽƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϴϬƐƉŽƐƚͲĚŝƐĐŽŬŝŶĚĂͲƚŚŝŶŐďƵƚǁŝƚŚĂůŽƚŽĨǁĞƐƚĞƌŶŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶŝƚƚƐĂŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƚLJƉĞŽĨŵƵƐŝĐdŚĂƚƐŵĂŝŶůLJǁŚĂƚǀĞďĞĞŶǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ
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^ŽǁŚŽĂƌĞƚŚĞĂƌƟƐƚƐƚŽƌĞĂůůLJůŽŽŬŽƵƚĨŽƌŝŶϮϬϭϬŽƚŚĞƌƚŚĂŶgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJdŚŝƐŐŝƌůĐĂůůĞĚŶŶĂĂůǀŝ^ŚĞ ůŝǀĞƐ ŝŶgtŽŶĚŽŶƐŚĞƐĂŵĂnjŝŶŐ^ŚĞƐŐŽƚƚŚŝƐƐŽŶŐ BlackoutŝƚƐůŝŬĞƚŚĞďĞƐƚƐŽŶŐLJŽƵǀĞĞǀĞƌŚĞĂƌĚ ďĂŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ ƌLJƉƚĂĐŝnjĞ ŝŶ gt ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ƌĞĂůůLJĂŵĂnjŝŶŐ ŐƵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚƐ ŝƚ ĚŽŶƚ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŬŶŽǁ ƚŚĂƚŵƵĐŚŶĞǁƐƚƵī
tŚĂƚĂƌĞLJŽƵƌƉůĂŶƐǁŝƚŚƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽƚŽƵƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ƚŚŝŶŬŵĂLJďĞƉƌŝů ůů ĚŽĂƵƌŽƉĞĂŶ ƚŽƵƌ dŚĂƚƐ ƚŚĞƉůĂŶ ƚŚŝŶŬzĞĂŚdŚĂƚƐĂƐĨĂƌĂƐŝƚƐŐŽƚƚŽ
Tom McInnes
ŶϭϵϴϵdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌĂŶĚĐŽŐĂůǀĂŶŝnjĞĚƚŚĞƵŶĚĞƌŐƌŽƵŶĚŚĞĂǀLJŵƵƐŝĐƐĐĞŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨƌĞƐŚĞĂƌͲƚĞĂƌŝŶŐĐŚĂŽƟĐĞůĞĐƚƌŽŶŝĐƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨWƌĞƩLJĂƚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞƌĂŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞŇĂŐĨŽƌĂĐŽƵŶƚĞƌŚĞŐĞŵŽŶŝĐƵŶĚĞƌĐƵƌƌĞŶƚǁŝƚŚŝŶƉŽƉƵůĂƌŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƉĂǁŶŝŶŐǀĂƌŝŽƵƐƵŶůŝŬĞůLJŚŝƚ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ϵϬƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƐŽĐŚŝƐƟĐ Closer ĂŶĚƚŚĞďĞŶĞǀŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚƚƌĂŐŝĐƵƌƚŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞƐdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽŶůLJŽĸĐŝĂůŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨEEͿĂŵďŝƟŽƵƐĂǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ƚŽƵƌƐĂŶĚĂ ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚĞŵďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ǁŚŝůƐƚŚŽůĚŝŶŐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝƌĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉŽƐŝƟŽŶĞĚEEĂƐƚŚĞƉĞƌĨĞĐƚƉĂůĞƩĞĂŶĚƉĞĚĞƐƚĂůĨŽƌdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌ ƐƚǁŝƐƚĞĚLJĞƚŐĞŶŝƵƐƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞŽĨƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ
dŚĞďƌĞĂŬƵƉŽĨEEĂƐĂƚŽƵƌŝŶŐďĂŶĚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƚŚĞŚƵŵďůĞtĂǀĞͲŐŽŽĚďLJĞ ƚŽƵƌ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϴͲϮϬϬϵ ďƌŽƵŐŚƚ Ă ĨƌŽǁŶ ƚŽ ŵĂŶLJĨĂŶƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞEEůĞŐĂĐLJŝƐƐĞƚƚŽĐŽŶƟŶƵĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƌƵŵŽƵƌƚŚĂƚĂƌLJEƵŵĂŶŝƐǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂƌĞůĞĂƐĞǁŝƚŚdƌĞŶƚĐŝƚĞĚĨŽƌĞĂƌůLJϮϬϭϬ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
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COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
ƚŽĚƌŽƉŽīĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĞŶƚƌŝĞƐŽƌƚŽƚĂůŬƚŽŽƵƌĞĚŝƚŽƌƐŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝŶĂŶLJŽĨŽƵƌƐĞĐƟŽŶƐ
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When the Posh one from the Spice Girls
met the good-looking footballer I donrsquot
think the world was quite ready for the
impact they would have on the fashion
ǁŽƌůĚtŚĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƟŶŐůŽǀĞĂŶĚůŽǀĞŽĨfashion this Sunday Mr and Mrs Beckham
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ Ă ŵĞŶƟŽŶ dŚĞƐĞ ƚǁŽ ŝŶĐƌĞĚŝďůLJstunning people take no risks when it
comes to making fashion decisions so we
applaud them for these statements David
evolved the species of metrosexuals with
his highlighted locks long cardigans and
ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐĂƌŽŶŐ DĞŶ ĐŽƵůĚƚŚĞŶ ƚĂŬĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵ ĞĐŬƐ ĂŶĚ ŶŽƚbe worried about showing an interest in
personal appearance Victoria has gone
ĨƌŽŵƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚƚŽƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝƩůĞGucci dressrdquo from the Wannabe days to
the scuplted and feminine shapes of her
ŽǁŶůĂďĞůdĞŶLJĞĂƌƐŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƐƉĂƌŬand three kids down the line together they
ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƚŽǁŽǁŽƌƐŚŽĐŬƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚǁŝƚŚtheir style As a couple a brand fashion
icons and parents they are dynamite
gtŽǀĞ ƚŚĞŵ Žƌ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞŵ ŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ dĞĂŵBeckham will be around for a while longer
Here we take a look back at three stages of
their evolving style
Anyone would want to make a statement if
ƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞĂƩĞŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐŽĨĂsĞƌƐĂĐĞstore and in 1999 the Beckhams did just that
Both dressed in full black leather you would be
ĞdžĐƵƐĞĚĨŽƌƚŚŝŶŬŝŶŐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞĂƵĚŝƟŽŶŝŶŐto be extras in The Matrix However back
ƚŚĞŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƐƚLJůĞƟƉƐĨƌŽŵEĞŽĂŶĚdƌŝŶŝƚLJǁĂƐƉŽƐŝƟǀĞůLJŚĂƵƚĞĐŽƵƚƵƌĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ sŝĐƚŽƌŝĂ ŝƐ ƐƉŽƌƟŶŐ Ă ƐŝŵŝůĂƌŚĂŝƌĐƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ƌĞŝŶĐĂƌŶĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ŚĞƌlsquoPobrsquo the head-to-toe black teamed with the
notably 90s choker and mid-heels starves any
ĐƌĞĚĞŶƟĂůƐ ŚĞƌ ĨĂƐŚŝŽŶͲĨŽƌǁĂƌĚ ďĂƌŶĞƚ ŵĂLJhave clinched Her pleased-as-punch grin has
also been lost at the back of the wardrobe
and the now infamous Posh pout is yet to be
discovered But letrsquos not forget David Hersquos a
ŐŽŽĚŵĂŶLJLJĞĂƌƐŽīŵĞĞƟŶŐƚŚĞĐůŝƉƉĞƌƐĂƚƚŚĞďĂƌďĞƌ ƐŚŽƉ ĂŶĚŚĞ ůŽŽŬƐƉŽƐŝƟǀĞůLJƉƌŽƵĚŽĨhis once commonplace bleached side-sweeping
locks which unfortunately arenrsquot a good
ĞŶŽƵŐŚĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŽŶĨƌŽŵŚŝƐĚĞĐŝĚĞĚůLJƉƌĂĐƟĐĂůschool teacher-esque footwear
ŌĞƌďĞŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌŽŶůLJĂƐŚŽƌƚƟŵĞŝƚŝƐclear that the Beckhams felt that they needed
to prove to the world how perfectly suited they
ǁĞƌĞďLJĚŽŶŶŝŶŐŝĚĞŶƟĐĂůĐůŽƚŚĞƐdŚŝƐǁĂƐũƵƐƚthe beginning of an unfortunate run of mirrored
ŵĂƌŝƚĂů ŵŽŶƐƚƌŽƐŝƟĞƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ƉĂŝƌ ǁŚŝĐŚ ŶŽǁʹĂŌĞƌƚĞŶLJĞĂƌƐŽĨŵĂƌƌŝĂŐĞĂŶĚƚŚƌĞĞƐŽŶƐʹhave thankfully well and truly been ditched for
a suave suited and styled set of Beckhams
Frances Taylor
VERSACE STORE OPENING PARTY 1999gtgtgt
dŚĞĞĐŬŚĂŵƐƐƚLJůĞŝƐĞǀĞƌĞǀŽůǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞdays of heavily clad matching leather to their
own line of high street clothing they truly are
one of the great fashion icons of the last 20
LJĞĂƌƐ ŶƚŚŝƐƉŝĐƚƵƌĞƚŚĞĐŽƵƉůĞĂƌĞĂƩĞŶĚŝŶŐtheir own Full Length and Fabulous Ball in 2006
David opted for the sharp dinner suit
ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂŶĚƟŵĞůĞƐƐůLJƐƵĂǀĞdŚĞďůŽĐŬĐŽůŽƵƌƐŽĨ ďŽƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ ĐŽŵƉůĞŵĞŶƚ ĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJ ǁŝƚŚŶŽĞdžĐĞƐƐũĞǁĞůůĞƌLJŽƌĐůĂƐŚŝŶŐcolours Victoria has chosen a stunning Roberto
Cavalli neon yellow full-length dress which
ĂĚĚƐ ǀŝďƌĂŶĐLJ ĂŶĚ ŇĂŝƌ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŽƵƉůĞ Ɛ ŽƵƞŝƚ^ŚĞŝƐŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽƐŚŽǁŽīǁŚĂƚƐŚĞ ƐŐŽƚǁŝƚŚa slit reaching right up to her hip parading her
amazing bronzed physique Victoria proved
that you donrsquot need to be a raver to get away
with neon all you need is a good tan and a bit
of courage
dŚĞ ŐĂŵďůĞ ƐĞĞŵĞĚ ƚŽ ƉĂLJ Žī ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞBeckhams as they became style ambassadors
the world over launching their own brand of
clothing and sunglasses Victoria also appeared
on the runway and in countless campaigns for
the likes of Roberto Cavalli Emporio Armani
and Marc Jacobs
With minimum fuss and frills the Beckhamrsquos
ĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƟĐ ĐŚŝĐ ĂŶĚ ĞīŽƌƚůĞƐƐbeauty
Georgina Wade
FULL LENGTH AND FABULOUS BALL 2006gtgtgt
In this picture the Beckhams look by far the
ŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞ Ŷ ƐƵďƚůLJ ĐŽͲŽƌĚŝŶĂƟŶŐƚŚĞŝƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ ǁŝƚŚ ĂǀŝĚƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞ ďůĂĐŬ ƟĞ ŝŶĂĐĐŽƌĚĂŶĐĞǁŝƚŚŚŝƐǁŝĨĞƐƐŽƉŚŝƐƟĐĂƚĞĚĚƌĞƐƐthe couple appear most at ease with each
other
dŚĞLJ ŶŽ ůŽŶŐĞƌ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĞ ŶĞĞĚ ƚŽ ŵŝƌƌŽƌeach other as precisely as they once did and
this more subtle yet sexy and stylish look
ŝƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŵŽƌĞ ƌĞůĂdžĞĚ ĂŶĚ ŚĂƉƉLJƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ
dŚŝƐ ůŽŽŬ ŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ĨŽƌeach other as a couple in a way that doesnrsquot
ĚĞŵĂŶĚ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĂƚĐŚŝŶŐůĞĂƚŚĞƌ ŽƵƞŝƚƐ Ɛ ƐƵĐŚ ĂǀŝĚƐ ƟŐŚƚͲĮƫŶŐdishy suit nicely compliments Victoriarsquos sassy
ďůĂĐŬ ĚƌĞƐƐ ĨƌŽŵ ŚĞƌ ŽǁŶ ĐŽůůĞĐƟŽŶ Ŷ ƚŚŝƐway he makes a statement showing support
for his wife on such an occasion
sŝĐƚŽƌŝĂƐ ĐƌĞĂƟǀĞ ďŽǁͲůŝŬĞ ŚĂŝƌƐƚLJůĞsimilarly adds to the chic look displayed by
ďŽƚŚ dŚĞ ĞĐŬŚĂŵƐ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ŵĂŶĂŐĞ ƚŽƉƵůů Žī ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞ LJĞƚ ƐŽƉŚŝƐƟĐĂƚĞĚ ůŽŽŬwhilst appearing blissfully devoted to each
other
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^ŬĞƚĐŚ ƚƌŽƵƉĞ WĂƉƉLJ Ɛ ĨŽƌŵĞƌůLJ ŬŶŽǁŶ ĂƐWĂƉƉLJ ƐampƵŶůƵďďĞĨŽƌĞĂůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞͿĂƌĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌƐdŽŵWĂƌƌLJ DĂƚŚĞǁƌŽƐďLJĂŶĚĞŶůĂƌŬdŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƚĂŬĞŶĚŝŶďƵƌŐŚĂŶĚƚŚĞƚŽƵƌĐŝƌĐƵŝƚ ďLJ ƐƚŽƌŵ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ŝƐ ůƵĐŬLJ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽŚĂǀĞƚŚĞŵŐŝŐŐŝŶŐĂƚ ƚŚĞEŽƌǁŝĐŚƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞŽŶƚŚĞϭϭƚŚŽĨampĞďƌƵĂƌLJLJŽƵĚďĞĂĨŽŽůƚŽŵŝƐƐit
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ƚŚŝŶŬ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁŚŽůĞ ŝƐ Ă ŐŽŽĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌ ĐŽŵĞĚLJ ŵ ŶŽƚ ƐƵƌĞ ĂƐ ĂŶ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽƌŵĂƚĨŽƌŚŽƐƟŶŐĂŐŝŐdŚĞǁĞŝƌĚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚĚŽŝŶŐŝƚ ŽŶ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŝƐ Ăƚ ůĞĂƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ LJŽƵƌĞ ĚŽŝŶŐ ĂůŝǀĞŐŝŐ LJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚ ĂŵŝĐƌŽƉŚŽŶĞŽƌ LJŽƵƌĞŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝĨƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐLJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŽŶdǁŝƩĞƌ ŝĨ ƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐ LJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŬŝŶĚŽĨ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ĂƐ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ĂƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ ƵƚƚŚĞŐƌĞĂƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚdǁŝƩĞƌŽƌampĂĐĞŬŝƐǁĞƌĞďůŽŐŐŝŶŐĂŌĞƌĞǀĞƌLJŶŝŐŚƚŽĨŽƵƌ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽǁĞůů ĚŽĂŐŝŐǁƌŝƚĞĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ĂŶĚƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽǀĞďĞĞŶƚŽƚŚĞŐŝŐĐĂŶƌĞĂĚĂďŽƵƚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĂƚ ƐĂƌĞĂůůLJŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŽĚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƚĞǁŝƚŚ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ WĞŽƉůĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞďŝŐŐĞƌ ĨĂŶƐ ƐŽ ĞŶũŽLJ ƚŚĂƚ Ă ůŽƚ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶ
What sort of comedy are you a fan of ŵĂŝŶƐƚƌĞĂŵ ƐƚƵīŽƌ ƐƚƵīǁĞŵŝŐŚƚ ŶŽƚ ŚĂǀĞheard of
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ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞŝƌƐŚŽǁǁĂƐǀĞƌLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĨŽƌƵƐǁŚĞŶǁĞǁĞƌĞƐƚĂƌƟŶŐŽƵƚůƐŽƋƵŝƚĞŽůĚƐƚƵīŽůĚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞDĂƌdž ďƌŽƚŚĞƌƐ Žƌ ĞŶ Ɛ ĂŵĂƐƐŝǀĞĨĂŶŽĨƵƐƚĞƌltĞĂƚŽŶůĂƐƐŝĐŽůĚƐĐŚŽŽůĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚƌĞĂůůLJŝƐƋƵŝƚĞŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƐǁĞůů
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tĞůůŵĂLJďĞDĂƚŚĞǁǁĞĂƌƐŐůĂƐƐĞƐĂŶĚůŝŬĞƐƚŽƚĂůŬĂůŽƚĞŶ ƐƋƵŝƚĞƐǁĞĞƚĂŶĚŝƐƋƵŝƚĞƋƵŝĞƚŽŶƐƚĂŐĞƐŽǁĞƌĞĂůŵŽƐƚƚŚĞƌĞ
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ƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞĂŝŵŝƐƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚĐĂƌƌLJŽŶƚŽƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĂƐůŽŶŐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞǀĞũƵƐƚĐŽŵĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵ^ĂŶ ampƌĂŶĐŝƐĐŽ ǁŚĞƌĞ ǁĞ ĚŝĚ Ă ĐŽƵƉůĞ ŽĨ ŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŚĂƚǁĂƐƌĞĂůůLJĞdžĐŝƟŶŐtĞƌĞƉůĂŶŶŝŶŐŽŶŐŽŝŶŐƚŽ^LJĚŶĞLJůĂƚĞƌŽŶŝŶƚŚĞLJĞĂƌũƵƐƚƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚƚƌĂǀĞůƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁĂŶĚĚŽĂƐŵĂŶLJŐŝŐƐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞƌĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂdsƐĐƌŝƉƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚ ƐŝŶĚĞǀĞůŽƉŵĞŶƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĂŶĚƚŚĂƚĚďĞŐƌĞĂƚĨƵŶƚŽĚŽďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚǁĞƌĞ ǁƌŝƟŶŐ ƐĐƌŝƉƚƐ ĨŽƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƚĞůůLJ ĂŶĚ ũƵƐƚŬĞĞƉŝŶŐŽŶĚŽŝŶŐǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽƌĞĂůůLJƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŽƵƚƚŚĞƌĞĂƐŵƵĐŚĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞ
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ĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽƐĞĞƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽĂůƐŽĞŶũŽLJǁĂƐƟŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĚĂLJŝŶďĞĚĂŶĚƚŚĞŶŵƵĐŬŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝŶƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚƟŵĞ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞĂůŽŶŐĂŶĚ ƐĞĞWĂƉƉLJ ƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĂƚ ƐŬŝŶĚŽĨǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽ
hŚĂƐďĞĞŶŚŽƐƚƚŽŵĂŶLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƵƚŚŽƌƐŵŽƐƚ ƐƚĞŵŵŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ D ŝŶ ƌĞĂƟǀĞtƌŝƟŶŐdŚĞĚĂĚĚLJŽĨĂůůŽĨƚŚĞƐĞǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵŶĚĞƌŽĨƚŚĞƌĞǀĞƌĞĚĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƐDĂůĐŽůŵƌĂĚďƵƌLJŵŽƐƚĨĂŵŽƵƐĨŽƌŚŝƐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůĐĂŵƉƵƐŶŽǀĞů The History Man ƌĂĚďƵƌLJ ůĞĐƚƵƌĞĚ ŝŶŽƵƌǀĞƌLJŽǁŶƌƚƐďƵŝůĚŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵϭϵϳϬďĞĨŽƌĞŚŝƐ ƌĞƟƌĞŵĞŶƚ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ ĂŶĚ ƚĂƵŐŚƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨŽƵƌŵŽƐƚǁĞůůŬŶŽǁŶŐƌĂĚƵĂƚĞƐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐĂŶDĐǁĂŶĂŶĚltĂnjƵŽƐŚŝŐƵƌŽĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŶŽǀĞů
ŶŽƚďĞŝŶŐŚŝƐƵƐƵĂůƌĞĂůŵŵĂŝŶůLJǁƌŝƟŶŐŶŽŶͲĮĐƟŽŶǁŽƌŬƐŽŶƚŚĞ ŵŽĚĞƌŶŶŽǀĞů ŝƚǁŽƵůĚďĞĂƐŚĂŵĞƚŽŐŽƚŚƌŽƵŐŚLJŽƵƌĚĞŐƌĞĞĂƚhǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƉŝĐŬŝŶŐƵƉŽŶĞŽĨŚŝƐǁŽƌŬƐŽĨĮĐƟŽŶĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ Ă ůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ĐĂŵƉƵƐ ŶŽǀĞů Žƌ h ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ŽƌũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĂĚ Ă ŐƌĞĂƚ ŵŽĚĞƌŶ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐThe History ManŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉůĂĐĞƚŽƐƚĂƌƚDĂŶLJŚĂǀĞ ƐƵŐŐĞƐƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ĮĐƟŽŶĂů ƚŽǁŶ ĂŶĚƵŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚLJ ŽĨ tĂƚĞƌŵŽƵƚŚ ǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŶŽǀĞůƚĂŬĞƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶƌŝŐŚƚŽŶďƵƚĂƐĂh
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YƵŝĐŬůLJŶŽǁƐƚƵŵďůĞƵƉƚŚŽƐĞƐƚĞĞƉƐƚĂŝƌƐŽĨLJŽƵƌƐZƵŶĨŽƌƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƚLJŽƵƌŐĞƚĂǁĂLJĂǁĂŝƚƐzŽƵƌůŽǀĞƌ ƐŚĞǁĂƐŽŶůLJƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJdŚŝƐŝƐƉĞƌŵĂŶĞŶƚEŽǁƌĞĂĐŚĨŽƌŚŝŵampĞĞůŚŝƐĐŽůĚďŽĚLJgtŽŽŬĂƚŚŝƐĐŽůŽƌ ĞŝƐŐƌĞLJzĞƚĂƐŚŝŶLJŐƌĞLJHe is metallic
Taste him
Bite him
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Joshua Katz
LIFE PERFORMANCE
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dŚĞƐŚŽǁŵƵƐƚŐŽŽŶ
ŶĚĞĂĐŚĚĂLJǁĞǁĂŬĞdŽŽƉĞŶƚŚĂƚĐƵƌƚĂŝŶƚŽƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞŶĚƉƌĞƚĞŶĚƚŽďĞǁŚĂƚǁĞĂƌĞŶŽƚŶĚƚŽůŝǀĞĂƉĞƌĨŽƌŵŽƵƌůŝǀĞƐ
ĂŶŶĂŚƌŝĸŶ
THE PERFORMANCE
ƚďĞŐŝŶƐǁŝƚŚĂƐƚĂŐĞǁŚĞƌĞůŽǀĞƌƐĐĂŶŵĞĞƚWůĂĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŽůĚŐƌŽƵŶĚ
dŚĞLJĐŝƌĐůĞĂŶĚůĞĂƌŶŚŽǁƚŽƉůĂĐĞƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞƚĂĐŚƵŶĂǁĂƌĞƐĂƐƚŽǁŚĂƚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĨŽƵŶĚ
dŚĞŶƚŚĞůŝŶĞƐĂƌĞƌĞĂĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƐŚĂŬLJĂŶĚƐĐĂƌĞĚƐŶĞŝƚŚĞƌŬŶŽǁƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌǁŝůůĂĐƚ
dŚĞLJƌĞŚĞĂƌƐĞƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞĂŶĚĐŽŵĨŽƌƚŝƐƐŚĂƌĞĚƐǁŽƌĚƐĂƌĞƌĞŵĞŵďĞƌĞĚĂŶĚůŽǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĨĂĐƚ
ŽŶĚƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĂŶĚǁŽƌĚƐďĞĐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐtŽƌƌŝĞĚĂƚĮƌƐƚĂƚƐƵĐŚĂƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂůůĞĂƉ
dŚĞŶĞdžƚƐƚĞƉŝƐƚĂŬĞŶĂŶĚƐŚĞƐŝŶŐƐĂůŽŶŐdŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŝƐƐŽŽŶĚĞĚŝĐĂƟŽŶƚŚĞLJŬĞĞƉ
ŶĚƚŚĞƐĞĂƚƐƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĮůůĞĚĂƐƚŚĞĐƵƌƚĂŝŶƐƌŝƐĞŶĚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞĐŚĞĞƌĂŶĚĐƌLJĂŶĚĐĂƌĞƐůŽǀĞƌƐĚĂŶĐĞĂŶĚƐŚĞůŽŽŬƐŝŶŚŝƐĞLJĞƐ
dŚĞĐůŝŵĂdžŝƐƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞĐƌĞƐĐĞŶĚŽŝƐƚŚĞƌĞ
ƵƚŝŶƟŵĞƚŚĞŝƌƉůĂLJƐƚŽƉƐĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƐƚŽĂĐůŽƐĞŶĚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞůĞĂǀĞƐĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŝƚƚŚĞďůŝƐƐdŚĞŝƌĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞĚŽŶĞŚĞƐĞĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐ
dŚĂƚǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚĂŐĞŐŽŶĞŝƐƚŚĞŝƌŬŝƐƐ
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ŶĚĨŽƌĞǀĞƌƚŚĞLJƐƚĂLJƚŽŽƌĂǁƚŽƚŽƵĐŚ
ŶĚƚŚĞƐĞůŝŶĞƐǁĞůĞĂƌŶĞĚŚĂǀĞůŽƐƚƚŚĞŝƌŵĞĂŶŝŶŐŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐƚĞƉƐǁĞƐƚĞƉƉĞĚĂƌĞŶŽůŽŶŐĞƌƚŚĞƚƌĞŶĚŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐŽŶŐƐǁĞƐĂŶŐĂƌĞŵĞƌĞŝĚůĞƐĐƌĞĂŵŝŶŐ
dŚŝƐĚĂŶĐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŚĂƐĐŽŵĞƚŽĂŶĞŶĚ
Joe Doran
DRESS REHEARSAL ƌĂŶĐŚĞƐĞƚĐŚƚŚĞĮůŵŽĨŝĐĞ
ŽŶƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽǁŝŶĚŽǁĐƌŽǁůŽŽŬƐŝŶŚŽƉƉŝŶŐĂŶĚƐŚƌŝĞŬŝŶŐǁŚĞŶĚĂŶĐĞŝŶŵLJďůĂĐŬƚƵƚƵƚƌŝŵŵĞĚǁŝƚŚƐŝůǀĞƌ
dŚĞďĂůůĞƚŵĂƐƚĞƌƐĂLJƐLJŽƵĂƌĞŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƵƚŝŶĂĐƌŽǁ ƐƐŬLJͲŬŶŽǁŝŶŐŵŝŶĚ
ĐŽƵůĚďĞƐŽŵŝƐĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĞĚKƵƚŽĨƚŚĞďůĂĐŬĞƐƚ
ĐŽůĚͲǁĞƚĂŝƌ ƚŚĞĐƌŽǁƐĞĞŵƐŵŽůĚĞĚdŚĞƐƚĂƌƐǁŝůůŶŽƚǁĂŬĞƵƉƚŽŐƵŝĚĞŝƚ
ďĂĐŬƚŽƚŚĞĐƌĞĞŬŽĨƐŚĂĚŽǁƐǁŚĞƌĞŝƚǁĂƐĨŽƌŵĞĚWƌĂĐƟĐĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĞ
ĂŵƐŵŽŬĞŝŶĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐĐůŝŵďŝŶŐĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĂďƵƌŶŝŶŐŚƵƚŝŶĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĞŵƉƚLJ
ĮĞůĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞĮƌĞŝƐƐůŝŐŚƚĂŶĚůŽǁ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƚŽĨŝƚŝƐƐŶŽǁ
Chloeuml Honum
BECAUSE I DANCE
ĞĐĂƵƐĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚĂŵǁĞĂŬƚĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚŵLJΗƐƉŽƌƚΗŝƐƵŶŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐͿƵƐĞƟŐŚƚƐĂŶĚƉŝŶŬƚƵƚƵƐĞĐƵĂƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐǁĞƐǁĞĂƚĂŶĚǁĞǁŽƌŬĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐƐŝŵƉůLJŵĞĂŶƐŽŶĞƚŚŝŶŐtĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůǁĞƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚǁŽƌŬanymore
tĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůŽƵƌĨĞĞƚďůĞĞĚĂŶĚŽƵƌmuscles are torn
dƌƵĞĂƚŚůĞƚĞƐǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůƚŚĞLJƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚĂŶLJŵŽƌĞŶĚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚĚĂŶĐŝŶŐŝƐĂůůĂďŽƵƚ
Sarah Forney
THE PERFORMANCE
ĨĞĞůĐĂŶŇLJdŚĞǁŽƌůĚĐĂŶĚŝƐĂƉƉĞĂƌMy troubles can cease
ampŽƌũƵƐƚŽŶĞŵŽŵĞŶƚĂŵƚƌƵůLJĂƚƉĞĂĐĞ
Sandy Rowson
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRLTelevisionrsquos Glee mixtape offers an alternative to Journey playing endlessly on the radio and in your head
It has to be said one of the best things about Glee is the awesome soundtrack From classic rock to Liza Minnelli it cant be watched without the joy of hearing unexpected songs turned into amazing arrangements by the teeny-boppers to end all teeny-boppers
As much as everyone loves the characters ƚŚĞƌĞΖƐ ŶŽ ĚĞŶLJŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăůů ƚŚĞŵĞŶ ĂƌĞ ƉƌĞƩLJmuch dogs so I propose this song by the Welsh queen of 80s hair The song already has the musical theatre-esque ldquoDoo doo doo doooooooordquo sung by a choir so an arrangement wouldnt be too unfaithful to the original masterpiece As for someone to sing it Emma is the obvious choice Shes hung up on a married ŵĂŶǁŚŝůĞĚĂƟŶŐĂŵĂŶƐŚĞŚĂƐŶŽŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚŝŶͲŝĨanyone needs a hero in this show its her
Micha Butler
Following along the lines of the lively covers of Queen and Bon Jovi Irsquod love to see the mash up of these Red Hot Chili Peppers songs to give the kids a bit more edge - lsquoproving themselvesrsquo to their cooler Californian counterparts in an ĞƉŝĐƐŝŶŐͲŽīŝŶƚŚĞƌĞŐŝŽŶĂůƐƚŚĞƌĞƐŐŽƚƚŽďĞhip Glee kids out there somewhere)
lsquoBy the Wayrsquo opens with Finnrsquos voice and ƌƟĞƐ ƌĂƉƉŝŶŐ ŝƐŽůĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŐƵŝƚĂƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞbackground The rest of the group would have ƚŽŚĂǀĞĂĨƵŶŬLJĚĂŶĐĞƌŽƵƟŶĞƚŽƵƉƚŚĞŝƌ ĐƌĞĚ but then show their amazing harmonising centred on reigning queen Rachel during the ĐŚŽƌƵƐdŚĞ ĂůŝĨŽƌŶŝĐĂƟŽŶƉĂƌƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞĞĚsome kind of bitchiness to it possibly involving ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞŽĨŽƵƞŝƚƐŵŝŵŝĐŬŝŶŐƐƚĞƌĞŽƚLJƉĞĚgtcharacters with a backdrop to suit Imagine the theatrics of it all
Natalie Stephenson
lsquoI NEED A HEROrsquo - BONNIE TYLER
lsquoBY THE WAYCALIFORNICATIONrsquo RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Glee excells at featuring a mixture of musical-tunes and chart hits which are lsquoreinterpretedrsquo for a new audience With this in mind Irsquod love to see this song - last seen being mimed by ŽƐĞƉŚŽƌĚŽŶgtĞǀŝƩŝŶ(500) Days Of Summer - featuring on this brilliant new series
It has a perfect upbeat sound ideal for some swinging choreography maybe some twists ƐŬLJƌĞĂĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƌƟĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐǁŚĞĞůŝŶŐŽĨƚŚĞǁŚĞĞůĐŚĂŝƌƚŽĮƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐĂŶĚbubbly lyrics as well as containing a fair share of lsquoOoh-Ooohsrsquo and backing vocals to please ƚŚŽƐĞ ǁŚŽ ĮŶĚ ƐĂƟƐĨĂĐƟŽŶ ŝŶ Ă ǁĞůůͲƉůĂĐĞĚŚĂƌŵŽŶLJͲǁŚŝĐŚĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĚŽ
Only Finn could sing this song and hersquod obviously be singing it either about or to Rachel because we know things canrsquot work out between him and Quinn
Georgina Pursey
lsquoYOU MAKE MY DREAMSrsquo HALL amp OATS
The really special moments in Glee are when a ƐŽŶŐƚĂŬĞƐLJŽƵďLJƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞŵLJtŝŶĞŚŽƵƐĞƐRehab never sounded so perky) which is why ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůůLJǁŽƵůĚůŽǀĞƚŽƐĞĞEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐcover Miss Murder because itrsquos both lyrically a great song and it has so much musical and ĐŽŵŝĐ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĨŽƌ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚůů ďĞchallenging for the cast and writers but imagine it jazzed up in the style of Chicago and yoursquoll understand it could sound amazing
The plot revolves around Will Schuester In a bid for more support from the school he agrees to let the student body nominate ĂŶĚ ĞůĞĐƚ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĨŽƌ EĞǁ ŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ƚŽ ƐŝŶŐThat results in the schoolrsquos surprisingly ůĂƌŐĞ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ƌŽĐŬ ĐůŝƋƵĞ ƚĂŬŝŶŐ ŝƚ ƵƉŽŶƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƚŽǀŽƚĞŝŶampǁŝƚŚĂĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĂƟŽŶeclipsing the movement behind the Rage Against The Machine Christmas number one
Laura Liddell
lsquoMISS MURDERrsquo - AFIŌĞƌ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ Glee cast smashing Salt-n-Peparsquos hip-hop classic Push It ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁǁŽƵůĚďĞŶĞĮƚĨƌŽŵƚĂĐŬůŝŶŐĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ŚŝƉͲƚŚƌƵƐƟŶŐ ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽĨ ŶŽŶͲƉŽǁĞƌballad hip hop verse So why not take on ldquoAll ǁĂŶŶĂĚŽ ŝƐ ĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐůĐŬͲching) and take ya moneyrdquo
tŝůů ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ ŵŽŶĞLJ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞrunning Glee club would lead with hood up bling on nodding to his own singing while serving food from the school cafeteria An lsquoa cappellarsquo version of Paper Planes shouldnrsquot ďĞƚŽŽŵƵĐŚŽĨĂƉƵƐŚĨŽƌƚŚĞŵƵůƟͲƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚƐ ďƵƚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŐƵŶͲƚŽƟŶŐƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞ ƐĞƋƵĞŶĐĞ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ƐŽƌƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁŽƵůĚbe whether or not the Gleesters choose to incorporate the obligatory Paper Planes head ŶŽĚĂŶĚďƵƩĞƌŇLJŚĂŶĚƐ
Hannah Livingston
lsquoPAPER PLANESrsquo - MIA
dŚĞďŽLJƐŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĐĂĨĞůůĂ Ɛ ƐŽ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞƚŚĞƚŚƌĞĞůĞĂĚŐŝƌůƐƐƚƌƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽĐĂůƐƚƵī
You Canrsquot Hurry Love as sung by Rachel Berry Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray ƚŚĞ ĞǁŝƐŚ Őŝƌů ƚŚĞ ďůĂĐŬ Őŝƌů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ůůͲAmerican girl - if you only know the show by its stereotypes) would be perfect for Glee As the African-American Mercedes would obviously have to take on the role of Diana Ross and her ǀŽŝĐĞǁŽƵůĚĚŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶũƵƐƟĐĞƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐespecially when sugar coated by the sweet background ldquoOohrdquos of two of the other best voices in the show
The song manages to cover all three girlsrsquo ŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƉůŽƚůŝŶĞƐZĂĐŚĞů ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐƉůŝŐŚƚof unrequited love the complete lack of interest ĂŶLJ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƐŚŽǁŶ DĞƌĐĞĚĞƐ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁƐƟůůŚĂǀŝŶŐŶŽ ƌĂĐŝĂůůLJ ĐŽŵƉĂƟďůĞŵĂƚĐŚͿ ĂŶĚQuinn Fabrayrsquos seemingly endless pregnancy dŚŝŶŬŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŶƚĂŐĞƉŽƐƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ
Hasina Allen
lsquoYOU CANrsquoT HURRY LOVErsquo THE SUPREMES
Alright hear me out The creator of ƵīLJ Joss Whedon is set to direct an episode of ůĞĞand ƐŽ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ZĂĐŚĞů ĂǁŶͿ ŚĂƐ ůĞŌ EĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ^ƵĞ ^ǁĞĞƚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞŵŽŶͿhas poisoned her against them playing on her ĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĨŽƌampŝŶŶƵīLJͿKŶůLJampŝŶŶĐĂŶƉĞƌƐƵĂĚĞher to come back but he too feels disillusioned ǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ŚŝƐ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ ltƵƌƚ ^ƉŝŬĞͿ ŝƐĐŽŶŇŝĐƚĞĚ ŚĞ ŬŶŽǁƐ ƚŚĞLJ ǁŽŶƚ ǁŝŶ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚZĂĐŚĞůďƵƚƐƟůůǁĂŶƚƐampŝŶŶĨŽƌŚŝŵƐĞůĨ Dƌ^ĐŚƵĞŝůĞƐͿĨĞĞůƐŚĞƐŚŽƵůĚŝŶƚĞƌǀĞŶĞĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ^ƵĞďƵƚŝƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚƚŚĂƚŚĞĚŽĞƐŶƚ ůĞƚŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐĮŐŚƚƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶďĂƩůĞƐƌƟĞyĂŶĚĞƌͿĂŶĚdŝŶĂŶLJĂͿbicker and look on helplessly and Mercedes dĂƌĂͿĂŶĚYƵŝŶŶtŝůůŽǁͿƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƚŚĞĚŝǀĂĮůůĞƌ
Unless yoursquore well versed in both that ǁŝůů ƌĞĂĚ ůŝŬĞ ŝŶĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶƐŝďůĞ ĨĂŶͲĮĐƟŽŶďƵƚ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞGleersquos show tunes got a bit ŵŽƌĞ ĐƵůƚƵƌĂůůLJ ƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚ Dreamgirls not-with-standing)
Josh Butler
lsquoWALK THROUGH THE FIRErsquoBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A lot of the major musicals have been covered already in Glee from Cabaret to Wicked yet ŵĂŶLJĂƌĞƐƟůůůĞŌǁŝĚĞŽƉĞŶtŚŝůĞƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůďĞ ůŝƩůĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ ŝĨ ampŝŶŶ ĂŶĚ ZĂĐŚĞů ĞŶĚ ƵƉperforming High School Musicalrsquos Breaking Free the song I would like to see performed is possibly the most predictable choice for a show like this Seasons of Love from Rent
tŝƚŚEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŽŶŝĚĞĂůůLJthe solo parts would be given to Mercedes and ƌƟĞdŚĞƌĞŶĞĞĚŶŽƚďĞĂƐƉĞĐŝĮĐƉůŽƚďƵƚŝƚwould be a perfect choice for regionals
The song is so typically Broadway that it ǁĂƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵĂƐŽŶthe stage and I would love to hear the castrsquos version as the song has GleeǁƌŝƩĞŶĂůůŽǀĞƌŝƚ
Karine Wach-Donovan
lsquoSEASONS OF LOVErsquo - RENT
^ĞƚŚDĂĐampĂƌůĂŶĞŝƐŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŚĞdominant force behind US animated sitcom
He accounts for three of the countryrsquos biggest
shows of their kind and with King of the Hill ŶŽǁĂĚŝƐƚĂŶƚŵĞŵŽƌLJDĂƩƌŽĞŶŝŶŐǁŽƵůĚbe forgiven for feeling nervous Sadly however
whilst Family Guy and American Dad have
been runaway successes The Cleveland Show
ŝƐĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐůLJĂǀĞƌĂŐĞCleveland may be a likeable character on
Family Guy but as Joey Tribbiani proved that
ĚŽĞƐŶƚŶĞĐĞƐƐĂƌŝůLJŵĞĂŶĂƐƉŝŶͲŽīƐŚŽǁŝƐĂŐŽŽĚŝĚĞĂŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨĐƌĞĂƟŶŐĂĨƌĞƐŚŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůshow MacFarlane and co have simply copy and
pasted their most popular show and put one
of the less-developed characters in the driving
ƐĞĂƚ ůĞǀĞůĂŶĚ ƌ ŝƐ ďĂƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŚƌŝƐ ƌŝĸŶwith glasses Tim the Bear is the token sub-
Brian animal character and most shamelessly
obvious of all talking toddler Rallo Tubbs is just
^ƚĞǁŝĞƌŝĸŶǁŝƚŚĂŶĂĨƌŽdŚĞŽŶůLJŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŝƚLJcomes from Clevelandrsquos new step-daughter
ZŽďĞƌƚĂ ďĞŝŶŐ Ă ƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂƐƐĞƌƟǀĞ ĂŶƟƚŚĞƐŝƐƚŽƌŝĸŶƚĞĞŶDĞŐ
As for Cleveland himself he is hardly a
ƌŝǀĞƟŶŐƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚKŶŚŝƐ ƉĂƌĞŶƚ ƐŚŽǁŚĞƐgood for a few throwaway moments and the
occasional sub-plot and it is good to see him
get a bit more development here but the
ƉĂŝŶĨƵůůLJŽďǀŝŽƵƐĨĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƩĞƌŝƐƚŚĂƚŚĞƐũƵƐƚ ŶŽƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ĐĂƌƌLJ ŚŝƐ ŽǁŶ
show
The jokes are unsurprisingly crude
and boundary-pushing MacFarlane does
ƉƌŽǀŽĐĂƟǀĞ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůů ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞƐsomething about the show that just feels
messy Controversial gags are all well and good
ǁŚĞŶ ƵƐĞĚ ŝŶ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ƉůŽƩĞĚ ĐŽŶƚĞdžƚ ŽƌǁŚĞŶŵĂŬŝŶŐĂďŝƟŶŐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůƉŽŝŶƚʹŝŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽƌĚƐ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝƐ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŽŶ Ă ƌŽůů ʹďƵƚ ǁŚĞŶ ŵŝdžĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƵŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƐĐƌŝƉƟŶŐ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐŽimpressive
ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŝƚ ŵĂLJ ďĞ ƵŶĨĂŝƌ ƚŽ ũƵĚŐĞ The Cleveland ShowŝŶĚŝƌĞĐƚƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽŝƚƐƉĂƌĞŶƚsitcom but when itrsquos so underwhelming
ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝƐŽŶ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ ŚŽǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƉƌŽũĞĐƚŝƐƚƐƐƟůůĞĂƌůLJĚĂLJƐĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƉůĞŶƚLJŽĨƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽĮŶĚŝƚƐĨĞĞƚďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚƐƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽƚlooking promising
Shaun Kitchener
KŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂLJĞĚƚŚƌĞĂĚƐƚŽĞŵĞƌŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨScreenwipe Newswipe refocuses
Charlie Brookerrsquos stream-of-spleen to the
ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐŽĨ ƚǁĞŶƚLJͲĨŽƵƌŚŽƵƌŶĞǁƐZĞůĂLJĞĚin-part via a budget mock-up of a riverside news
ƐƚƵĚŝŽŵŽĐŬďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽƉĞƌĂƟǀĞǁŽƌĚͿĂŶĚƚŚĞsame darkened living room seen in Screenwipe
ŝƚ ŝƐ ĂŶ ƵŶĂƐŚĂŵĞĚůLJ ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ ŽĨtelevised vaudeville - complete with talking-
heads occasionally lunging into the spotlight to
ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞŽƵƌŽďƐĞƐƐŝŽŶǁŝƚŚ ǁŚĂƚ ƐďĞĞŶŐŽŝŶŐonrsquo
In last weekrsquos second episode of the new
ƐĞƌŝĞƐƌŽŽŬĞƌƵƐĞƐƚŚĞƚƌĂŐĞĚLJŽĨƚŚĞĂŝƟĂŶ
ĞĂƌƚŚƋƵĂŬĞĂƐĂĨƌĂŵĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚǁŚŝĐŚƚŽĞdžƉŽƐĞƚŚĞŇƵīƉŝĞĐĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŽŽŌĞŶƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞƚŚĞlast laugh of the news lightweight handbags
miniature dogs and brain-mapping all make
appearances against the backdrop of piled
bodies on the streets on Port-au-Prince Another
leader is how the BBC ITN and Sky managed to
ƉƌŽƉƵƉŶũĞŵŚŽƵĚĂƌLJ ƐƐůĂŵϰhltƉƵďůŝĐŝƚLJstuntrsquo through constant reportage and analysis
ĂŶĚ ŝŶǀŝƟŶŐ ƚŚĞŵĂŶŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝǀĞstudio sofas to argue the toss with enraged
social commentators
As usual with Brooker much of his
ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ŝƐŵĂƐŬĞĚďLJŶĞĂƌͲĞŶĚůĞƐƐ
ƐĂƌĐĂƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ƐŶŝĚĞ ŝŶǀĞĐƟǀĞ ƚŚĂƚsounds like a disclaimer against sincerity
ampŽƌ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽŶĂƩƌŝďƵƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĂƌĞŶƚ ůĂĐŬ ŽĨ ŝƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵĞĚŝĂͿ ďLJ ũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ ĞĂƚŚĞƌ ƌŽŽŬĞis undermined by a self-consciously awkward
ĐůŽƐŝŶŐ ƌĞŵĂƌŬ ŵĞĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐŚŝŌ ƚŚĞ ƚŽŶĞ ĨƌŽŵthe sublime back to the ridiculous But perhaps
ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƵƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĐĐůŝŵĂƟƐĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞǁĞŝƌĚĞƌ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŶĞǁƐƌĞĂĚĞƌ Ɛ ƐŽƵƌͲfaced condolence changing to a rictus grin with
ƚŚĞŇŝĐŬŽĨĂŶĂƵƚŽĐƵĞ^ĂƟƌĞĂůǁĂLJƐƐƚĂLJƐĐůŽƐĞto its target so it makes sense for Brooker to
ŇŝĐŬďĞƚǁĞĞŶĐŽǀĞƌĂŐĞŽĨƚŚĞtĞĞŬŝŶƵůůƐŚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŚŽƌƌŽƌƐŽĨĂďƌŽŬĞŶĂŝƟͲĂŌĞƌĂůůƚŚĞƌĞĂůŶĞǁƐĚŽĞƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƐŝŵŝůĂƌĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞ
^ĞŶƐĂƟŽŶĂůŝƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƐĂŶĐƟŵŽŶLJ ĚŽŶƚ
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ĚĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ŽŶůLJŵŽĐŬĞƌLJDŽƌĞ ŽŌĞŶthan not Newswipe proves to be the poke in
ƚŚĞĞLJĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJŶĞĞĚƐĂƟŵĞůLJreminder that a news story is only as big as its
headline
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^Ž ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĂƚ dŚĂƚ Ɛ ƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĂůůǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐtĞǁĞƌĞƉƌŽŵŝƐĞĚĂŽŶĞͲŽīƉƌĞƋƵĞůƚŽOnly Fools and Horses featuring all
the fabled events of Del Boyrsquos adolescence and
what we got was an hour-and-a-half kitchen-
ƐŝŶŬŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂtŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞƚŚĞũŽŬĞƐdŚĞƌĞare more laughs in the worst episodes of Life on MarsʹĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƚŽƚŚŝŶŬŽĨ ŝƚĞǀĞŶĂĐŽƵƉůĞfrom Ashes to Ashes
Therersquos a lot to be said about whatrsquos wrong
with Rock amp Chips Nicholas Lyndhurst playing
the man that fathered his Only Fools character
ZŽĚŶĞLJ ďĞŝŶŐ ŚŝŐŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚ ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŚĞobviously looks like he could be Roddersrsquo dad
ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ǁŽŽŝŶŐ ŽĨ ŽĂŶ dƌŽƩĞƌ ŚĂĚ ƋƵŝƚĞ Ăquaint Back to the Future air to it It is only
when it comes to the actual act (a literal bit of
ŚŽǁ Ɛ LJŽƵƌ ĨĂƚŚĞƌͿ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞwhole conceit has been a terrible mistake and
you just want to look away from the ensuing
KĞĚŝƉĂůŵĞƐƐdŚĂƚĂƐŝĚĞƚŚĞƌĞ ƐĂLJĨƌŽŵThe InbetweenersƉůĂLJŝŶŐĞůŽLJǁŚĞŶŚĞǁĂƐƐƟůůĂ ďŽLJ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐ Śŝŵ ĞdžĂĐƚůLJůŝŬĞ ĂLJͿ ƐĞƚ ĚĞƐŝŐŶ ĂůƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ƚŽŽ ƐŚŝŶLJ ĂŶĚŶĞǁĨŽƌƚŚĞŝƚ ƐŐƌŝŵĚŽǁŶƐŽƵƚŚĐŽŶĐĞƉƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐůŝŐŚƚĚŝĸĐƵůƚLJƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůƐĞƌŝĞƐŶŽƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐͿ ĞŶĚĞĚ ϭϵ LJĞĂƌƐago the endless in-jokes that Rock amp Chips lives
ŽīŇLJŽǀĞƌĂůůďƵƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶĞĚŽĨŚĞĂĚƐThat being said this venture was not
necessarily a mistake Take away all the cheeky-
chappy misdemeanours and it has at its heart
a sweet melancholy drama of 60s London Itrsquos
ŶŽƚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĐůĞǀĞƌ ĂŶĚŝƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŽīĞƌĂŶLJŶĞǁ Žƌ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƵŶƚŽůĚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ďƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚdoes it does quite well Itrsquos the kind of bearable
ĐŽƐƚƵŵĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌďŽŶŶĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽƌƐĞƚƐ ďƵƚ ŝƐ ŶŽ ůĞƐƐ ƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚƚŽ ŽīĞƌ Ă ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǁĞƌĞNo one rolls over a squad car no-one is called
gtĂĚLJ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ĨĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůĂƵŐŚƐare hearty sitcom belly-laughs but therersquos
ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůƐƋƵŝƚĞŐĞŶƵŝŶĞʹĞǀĞŶif most of its viewers are far too young to say
with any authority whether it actually is
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PRIMETIME gt ROCK amp CHIPS DOWNLOAD gt THE CLEVELAND SHOW
REALITY gt CHARLIE BROOKERrsquoS NEWSWIPE
NO I DONrsquoT WANT NO SCRUBS She hates it he loves it Housemates Grace Simpson and Matt Sladen take their remote
ĐŽŶƚƌŽůďĂƚƚůĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽĨĂƚŽƚŚĞƐŽĂƉďŽdž
I HATE SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBSŶ ŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ĂƌƟĐƵůĂƚĞǁŚLJ ŚĂƚĞScrubs I will
quote a far superior American comedy Family Guy zŽƵ ĞǀĞƌ ǁĂƚĐŚ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚŽǁ ^ĐƌƵďƐ gtŽŝƐhad it on the other night and I was kinda
fading in and out you know I was watching and
wondering which one is the funny guyrsquo
WĞƚĞƌ ƌŝĸŶ ŝĚĞŶƟĮĞƐ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵdž ŽĨ ŵLJargument Scrubs is just not funny If I take the
ĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŽĨĂƐŝƚĐŽŵͲĂƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞĚLJͲƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ĨĂŝůƐ ŽŶ ďŽƚŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƐ ƚƐ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ƐĞƫŶŐis ridiculous to say the least and as for the
comedy or lack thereof juvenile would be an
undeserved compliment I like juvenile humour
I donrsquot like the juvenile JD As a character he is
ƋƵŝƚĞĨƌĂŶŬůLJŶĂƵƐĞĂƟŶŐKŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŽĨ ǀŽŵŝƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ
ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ŽĨ Scrubs that really makes
the showrsquos mishaps on the comedy ward
ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĞĂďůĞ ĂƚŚŽƐ ŝƐ Ă ŵĂůĂĚLJ ƐƵīĞƌĞĚby most American comedies but Scrubs has
managed to make this the basis for nine
ŝƌŬƐŽŵĞƐĞƌŝĞƐzĞƐŬŶŽǁƚŚĂƚĂŶĚdƵƌŬůŽǀĞeach other Irsquod rather not watch the saccharine
ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉEven the theme tune makes me grind my
teeth Scrubsrsquo imminent cardiac arrest cannot
come quick enough
ůŵŽƐƚ Ăůů ůŽŶŐ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĞĚŝĞƐ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŽďĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚLJĞĂƌƐĂŌĞƌƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞŝƌzenith and the latest season of Scrubs minus
ƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŝƐǀĞƌLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞĮƌƐƚ ƐĞǀĞŶƐĞƌŝĞƐŽĨ^ĐƌƵďƐǁĞƌĞĂƵŶŝƋƵĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞƐŝƚĐŽŵŐĞŶƌĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƚLJŝƐĂƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚŝƐ
The key to Scrubsrsquo appeal is JD the
audiencersquos access to his interior monologues
allows an empathy with the character that is not
ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ŝŶĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂůƐŝƚĐŽŵƐLJĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐJD through his work surreal fantasies and
ĨĂƌĐŝĐĂůĞƐĐĂƉĂĚĞƐŝƚ ŝƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ
ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŽĐƚŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌŝƉŚĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐŚĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĂƩĂĐŚĞĚƚŽ
ƐƵŶŝƋƵĞƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞƐĞcharacters allows for episodes to feature
incredibly non-linear plots ranging from the
hilarious to deeply moving and these scenes are
ŽŌĞŶďƵŝůƚƵƉŽŶĂŶĚĞdžƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŵƵůƟƉůĞseries of the show
The very fact a single show can contain such
ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƟŶŐĞŵŽƟŽŶƐĂŶĚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐĨƌŽŵĞƉŝƐŽĚĞto episode and even scene to scene creates a
perfect balance between pathos and bathos
and is a major reason behind why Scrubs is the
best show on television
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From the get-go BioWare developer of the Mass īĞĐƚ series revealed that the games would in
fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
ƚǁŽĂŶĚŚĞƌĞŝƚŝƐĮŶĂůůLJ ƐƐĞƋƵĞůƐŝŶƚƌŝůŽŐŝĞƐgo DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮĐŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĞĂƐŝůLJŇŽƉƉĞĚŚĂƌĚĂŶĚĨĂƐƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŐƌŽƵŶĚĨŽƌĂƉŽŽƌŶĂƌƌĂƟǀĞĂŶĚĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůĂĐŬŽĨŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐƟůůǁŽƵůĚŶƚexactly be a bad thing considering the original
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
ŵŽǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵŶĞďƵůĂƚŽŶĞďƵůĂũƵƐƚƌĞƋƵŝƌĞƐƚŚĞƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞDĂƐƐZĞůĂLJũƵŵƉƐƚŚĂƚƉŽƉƵůĂƚĞƚŚĞĂƌĞĂŽǁĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƌĂĚŝĐĂůĐŚĂŶŐĞĐŽŵĞƐfrom completely changing how its key features
ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
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ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
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races the tension between the Council races
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game is begging to be played and deserves to be
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-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
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ŝĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ƐƚƵĐŬǁĂŝƟŶŐĂƚ ĂďƵƐ ƐƚŽƉ ĨŽƌ Ă ĨĞǁŵŝŶƵƚĞƐ
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your album artwork is a novel way to view the
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ƚŚĂƚ ŽŶ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ϮϳƚŚ ƉƉůĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŝƌŶĞǁ ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƚĂďůĞƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐĚĞǀŝĐĞĂŶĚĚƵĞƚŽƚŚĞŝWŚŽŶĞƌĞǀŽůƵƟŽŶŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞ ƉŚŽŶĞ ŵĂƌŬĞƚ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚǁĞƌĞƐŽŚŝŐŚƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĂůůLJƉŝĞƌĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŚĞĂǀĞŶƐ dŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ǁĂƐ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĞĚ ĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƌĚĞƐ ŽĨDĂĐ ĨĂŶďŽLJƐ ƚŽ ďĞ ƐŽŵĞƐŽƌƚ ŽĨ ĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƐĐƵůƉƚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀŝŶĞŚĂŶĚŽĨŽĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞŵĞĚŝƵŵŽĨ^ƚĞǀĞŽďƐthat would proceed to usher in the age of the
tablet kill the netbook and perhaps the laptop
ǁŚŝůĞŝƚǁĂƐĂƚŝƚKĨĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƚ ƐƚŽŽĞĂƌůLJƚŽƐĂLJǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚŝƐ
ƉƌŽƉŚĞĐLJǁŝůů ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ ŶŽƚͿ ďƵƚone thing is clear the target market for the iPad
is people who are very casual users of modern
ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ŶLJŽŶĞ ǁŚŽ ůŽŽŬƐ Ăƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐwith anything deeper than face value should not
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the correct way to describe their approach on
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from the closed and regulated apple-run store
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Ă ŶĞƚŬ Žƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƚĂďůĞƚ WƐ dŚŝƐ ŵĞĂŶƐyou cannot watch videos unless they are on
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Śŝŵ ŽŶ zĞƚ ũƵƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ EŝĐŬƚŚŝŶŬƐ ŚĞ ƐƚĂŶĚƐ Ă ĐŚĂŶĐĞ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƌĞǀĞĂůƐ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚĞ ŚĂƐ ĂďŽLJĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ dƌĞŶƚ ůŝƐƟŶŐĂůů ƚŚĞ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ ƐŚĞ ůŝŬĞƐĂďŽƵƚŚŝŵdŚŝƐƉƌŽŵƉƚƐEŝĐŬƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐLJ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚǁŚŽ ĂŵŽŶŐ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ
ŝƐ Ă ůŝŶŐĞƌŝĞŵŽĚĞů ŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJEŝĐŬ Ɛ ŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟŽŶ ůĂƚĞƌĐƌĞĂƚĞƐ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƚŽ ǁŝŶ ƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůůƵƌŝŶŐ LJĞƚĂůŽŽĨ^ŚĞĞŶŝ
ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ dǁŝƐƉ Ɛ ĂůƚĞƌͲĞŐŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŝůŝŶŐĞƌ ƉƌŽǀĞƐƚŽďĞĂŶĂŵƵƐŝŶŐĂŶĚĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ŝŶ ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƚ ƚŽ ŚŝƐŶĞƌĚLJ ĂŶĚ ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ƐĞůĨ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƐĞůĨ ƟƚůĞĚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ Ɛ ůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ Ăůů ƚŚŝŶŐƐampƌĞŶĐŚ ŝƐ Ă ŵŽƵƐƚĂĐŚŝŽĞĚďůƵĞͲĞLJĞĚƐŵŽŬŝŶŐƐĞĚƵĐƟǀĞǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ EŝĐŬ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ďĂĚǀĞƌLJ ďĂĚ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĚĞǀĂƐƚĂƟŽŶŝŶEŝĐŬ ƐůŝĨĞ ďLJ ĚĞƐƚƌŽLJŝŶŐ ďŽƚŚ ŚŝƐƉĂƌĞŶƚƐĐĂƌƐĂŶĚƐĞƫŶŐĮƌĞƚŽŚĂůĨŽĨĞƌŬĞůĞLJŝŶĂŶĂƩĞŵƉƚƚŽďƌŝŶŐEŝĐŬĂŶĚ^ŚĞĞŶŝĐůŽƐĞƌƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ LJĞƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ŶĞǀĞƌ
ƋƵŝƚĞǁŽƌŬŽƵƚ^ĐĞŶĞƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ
ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂƌĞďŽƚŚƉƌĞƐĞŶƚ ĂƌĞŐƌĞĂƚƐŽƵƌĐĞƐŽĨĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚĂŶĚ ĂŵďŝŐƵŝƚLJͿ dŚŝƐ ŝƐĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJƚƌƵĞŝŶƚŚĞďƵŶŬďĞĚƐĐĞŶĞ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ŝƐ ĨĂŝůŝŶŐŝŶ ƉĞƌƐƵĂĚŝŶŐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƚŽ ůĞƚŚŝŵŐĞƚ ŝŶƚŽďĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ƐŽampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĚĞĐŝĚĞƐ ƚŽ ƚĂŬĞ ŽǀĞƌĂŶĚ ƉƌŽƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ǁŝƚŚƐŽŵĞ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŝĚĞĂƐ ^ŚĞŝƐ ǁŽŶ ŽǀĞƌ ďLJ ŚŝƐ ĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌŵĂŶĚĂƐŬƐŝĨƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚŚĞƌĞĂůůLJǁĂŶƚƐǁŚŝĐŚůĞĂĚƐƚŽEŝĐŬ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂŶĚƉůĞĂĚŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽĂŐƌĞĞ
ďƐƚƌĂĐƚŵŽĚĞƐŽĨĮůŵŝŶŐǁŚŝĐŚ ŝŶǀŽůǀĞ Ă ĐĂƌ ĚƌŝǀĞͲŝŶĐƵƚͲŽƵƚ ĂŶĚ ƉŽƉͲƵƉ ŝŵĂŐĞƐĂŶĚ ŇŽĂƟŶŐ ŶĂŬĞĚ ĐĂƌƚŽŽŶĐŽƵƉůĞƐ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĞdž ǁŚŝĐŚ
EŝĐŬ ŚĂůůƵĐŝŶĂƚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌ ĞĂƟŶŐŵĂŐŝĐ ŵƵƐŚƌŽŽŵƐ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞ ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƵƐƵĂůĨŽƌŵĂƚdŚĞ ƐŽƵŶĚƚƌĂĐŬ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵŝƚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĮůŵƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ
DŽƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƋƵŝƚĞĂĨĞǁƉŽƚĞŶƟĂůůLJďĞŝŶŐ ĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚ ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƐƵĐŚ
ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƐĞƌŝĂů ĚĂƟŶŐ ŵŽƚŚĞƌĂŶĚ ŽǀĞƌƉƌŽƚĞĐƟǀĞ ŚƌŝƐƟĂŶƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŽ ďĞ ŽĨ ĂĐŽŵŝĐĂůŶĂƚƵƌĞĂŶĚĂƌůĞƩĂŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŽŶĞŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚ
Tasha Percy
Precious ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ dŚĞ ƟƚůĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝƐŶŽƚĚŝƐĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ƐŚĞ ŝƐ ďůĂĐŬŽƌ ƉŽŽƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŽ ĂŵŝŶŽƌĞdžƚĞŶƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨŚĞƌǁĞŝŐŚƚdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŐŝƌůďŽƌŶŝŶƚŽŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐĐŝƌĐƵŵƐƚĂŶĐĞƐǁŚŽ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ƐŚĞƌĞĐĞŝǀĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽĐŝĞƚLJ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ƐŚĞĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌƐĂƐĂƌĞƐƵůƚŝƐĂďůĞƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞŚĞƌůŝĨĞĨŽƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ ampŽƌƚŚŝƐƌĞĂƐŽŶŝƚŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐĮůŵƐŽĨ ƌĞĐĞŶƚLJĞĂƌƐĂƐŝŐŶƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚŝƐŶŽƚƐŽĐƌƵĞůĂŌĞƌĂůů
ĞƌŚŽŵĞŝƐŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐƐŚŽƚŝŶƐŝĐŬĞŶŝŶŐŚƵĞƐĂŶĚƉƌĞƐŝĚĞĚŽǀĞƌďLJŚĞƌƚĞƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶĂůůLJ ƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĞĚ ďLJDŽEŝƋƵĞ dŚĞ ĂďƵƐĞ ďŽƚŚƉƐLJĐŚŽůŽŐŝĐĂů ĂŶĚ ƉŚLJƐŝĐĂů
ŝƐ ƚƌƵůLJ ƐŚŽĐŬŝŶŐ DŽEŝƋƵĞĂŶĚĂďŽƵƌĞLJ^ŝĚŝďĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ƚŚĞ KƐĐĂƌ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶďƵƚ DĂƌŝĂŚ ĂƌĞLJƐ ǁĞůĨĂƌĞŽĸĐĞƌ ŝƐ ƐƵďƚůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵŚĞƌƐŚŽǁĚŽǁŶǁŝƚŚWƌĞĐŝŽƵƐŵŽƚŚĞƌŝƐďƌĞĂƚŚƚĂŬŝŶŐ
dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
ŶƚĞƌƐƉĞƌƐĞĚ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚŝƐ ƐůŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůůͲĂĐƚĞĚ
ĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJďĞƚǁĞĞŶdŽŵƌĂǀĞŶŝďƐŽŶͿĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƌĐŚĞƚLJƉĂů ŚĂƌĚŵĂŶZĂLJtŝŶƐƚŽŶĞŝďƐŽŶƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂů ŽĨ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚďƌŽŬĞŶ ŵĂŶ ĂůƐŽ ŵĂŬĞƐ ĨŽƌĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ďůƵƌƌŝŶŐƚŚĞ ďŽƵŶĚĂƌŝĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶũƵƐƟĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŶĞĂƌ ŝŶƐĂŶŝƚLJŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŶŐ ŚŝƐ ƐLJŵƉĂƚŚĞƟĐĂŶĚ ǁĞůůͲƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ dŚĞŚŝůĂƌŝƚLJŽĨŚŝŵƐƚƌƵŐŐůŝŶŐĨŽƌ ďƌĞĂƚŚ ĂŌĞƌ ĞǀĞƌLJ ŵŝŶŽƌƐĐƵŋĞƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚĂƚŝďƐŽŶĂƚŚŝƐĂŐĞĐĂŶƐƟůůƉĂĐŬĂƉƵŶĐŚ
dŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ƉŽǁĞƌĨƵů ĮůŵƐƚƌŝŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ďĂůĂŶĐĞďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ĂŶĚĂĐƟŽŶ
WĂƵůDĂƌƟŶ
ŝƐŶĞLJ ŝƐďĂĐŬŽŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůŚŽƌƐĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĐĞ The Princess and The Frog ƚƌƵůLJŝƐ ƚŽƉ Ϯ ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƐƌĞŵŝŶŝƐĐĞŶƚ ŽĨ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ƐĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞƉĂƐƚ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ŝƐ ƐŽ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJĂŶŝŵĂƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŶŽ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůŐůĂƐƐĞƐ ĂƌĞ ŶĞĞĚĞĚ ƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ ĨƵůůLJ ŝŵŵĞƌƐĞĚ ŝŶƚŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ĂŶĚ ƐŽŵĞŚŽǁďĞůŝĞǀĞƚŚĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŝƌŐƌĞĞŶĂŶĚƐůŝŵLJĞdžƚĞƌŝŽƌ ƚ ŝƐ ƐŽŵŽǀŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůŶŽƚďĞĂĚƌLJĞLJĞŝŶƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚ ŝƐ Ă ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ůŽǀĞ ƐƚŽƌLJ ĂŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚƚĂůĞŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉĐŽƵƌĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ Ăůů ƚŚŽƐĞ ŽƚŚĞƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞĨĞĞůǁĂƌŵ
dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
YOUTH IN REVOLT
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810
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MAIN FEATURE
film14 09feb10issue239
concretefilmueaacuk
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710
OTHER SCREENS
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ůŝŶƚ ĂƐƚǁŽŽĚ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐ ĂƌƵŐďLJĮůŵƐĞĞŵƐůŝŬĞĂŶƵŶůŝŬĞůLJƐĐĞŶĂƌŝŽ ĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ƐƚĂƌŐĞƚŵĞƌŝĐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞĂƌĞ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ŝŶĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞƐƉŽƌƚ ŽǁĞǀĞƌ Ă ďĂĐŬ ƐƚŽƌLJŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐ ƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ĂůůƚŚĂƚ ĚŝƐƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƚŽ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ƐŽǁŶ ƉĂƐƚ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ DŽƌŐĂŶampƌĞĞŵĂŶĞdžĐĞůůŝŶŐŝŶĂƌŽůĞƚŚĂƚŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚďŽƌŶƚŽƉůĂLJ ĂŶĚƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJŝƚŝƐŶŽůŽŶŐĞƌƐƵĐŚĂŶŝŵƉůĂƵƐŝďůĞŝĚĞĂ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŶĂů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŝŶƵŶŝƟŶŐĂĚŝǀŝĚĞĚĐŽƵŶƚƌLJ
Invictus ŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ĚĞƐĐƌŝďĞĚĂƐ Ă ƐƉŽƌƚƐͲĞƉŝĐ ďƵƚ ĞŶŽƵŐŚŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ĞůƐĞǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ŶŽŶͲĨĂŶƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŐĂŵĞ ĂƐǁĞůůDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐƐĞĐƵƌŝƚLJŐƵĂƌĚƐĂƌĞ ƵƐĞĚ ƚŽ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĞīĞĐƚ ŝŶĚŝƐƉůĂLJŝŶŐŚŽǁ ƚŚĞtŽƌůĚƵƉďƌŽƵŐŚƚ ƚŚĞ ƌĂĐĞƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ dŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ƵƐĞĚ ĨŽƌƚŚĞƌƵŐďLJƐĐĞŶĞƐŝƐƐƵƉĞƌďĂŶĚƌĂƌĞůLJŽǀĞƌƉůĂLJĞĚgtŝŬĞSlumdog Millionaire Invictus ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞ ƚĞŶƐŝŽŶ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂŶĚ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĞĞůŐŽŽĚ Įůŵ ĨƌŽŵ ĂŶ ŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶ
Michael Blunt
^ƉĂŶŝƐŚ ĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ WĞĚƌŽůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ŚĂƐ ŽŶĐĞ ĂŐĂŝŶǁŚŝƐƉĞƌĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƟĐǁŽƌůĚZĞƵŶŝƟŶŐǁŝƚŚWĞŶĞůŽƉĞCruz Broken EmbracesĚŝƐƉůĂLJƐĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJ ϭϴ ŵŝůůŝŽŶĚŽůůĂƌƐ ǁŽƌƚŚ ŽĨ ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂĐŽŶƐŝƐƟŶŐŽĨůŽǀĞŵŝƐŽŐLJŶŝƐƟĐƌĞǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĚŶƵŵĞƌŽƵƐƐĞĐƌĞƚƐhƟůŝƐŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŶŐ ƐŬŝůůƐ ŽĨgtůƵŝƐ ŽŵĂƌ ĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶͿĂŶĚ ůĂŶĐŽ WŽƌƟůůŽ VolverͿůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚƐ ĂũŝŐƐĂǁ ŽĨ ƉĂƐƐŝŽŶ ďĞƚƌĂLJĂůĂŶĚ ƐĞƌǀŝƚƵĚĞ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐĐĂƐƚgtĞŶĂƌƵnjͿ ŝƐĞŶŐĂŐĞĚ ŝŶ
Ă ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐĂŶĚ ǁĞĂůƚŚLJ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐŵĂŶŽƐ gtƵŝƐ ŵĞnjͿ dŚŝƐ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJĐƌƵŵďůĞƐ ǁŚĞŶ gtĞŶĂ ŐĂŝŶƐ ĂƉĂƌƚŝŶĂĮůŵďLJDĂƚĞŽůĂŶĐŽŽŵĞƌͿ tŚŝůĞ ĮůŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJďĞĐŽŵĞƐ ƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ůĞĂĚŝŶŐƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŝŶĞǀŝƚĂďůĞ ƚĞƐƟŶŐ ŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƐ ďƵƌƐƟŶŐ ŽĨ ĞŐŽͲďƵďďůĞƐĂŶĚĞǀĞŶĂƐŵŝĚŐĞŶŽĨǀŝŽůĞŶĐĞĨƌŽŵĂŶŽůĚŵĂŶdŚĞĮůŵ ŝƐ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐĞŶƐƵĂů ƚŚŽƵŐŚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚ ďLJŽŵĞƌ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ĂƐ Ă ƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJďůŝŶĚĞĚ ŵĂŶ ƌĞĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ
ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ LJŽƵŶŐŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJĞŶĂƌŶĞƐͿĂƐŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƐƚŚĞgtŽŶĚŽŶƐŽĐŝĂůƐĐĞŶĞ
ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
ƚ ŝƐ ŽůŝŶ ampŝƌƚŚ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚŽĂƩƌĂĐƚƐƚŚĞƌĞĂůĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ
ĂƐƚŚĞďŝƩĞƌ ĚŝƐŝůůƵƐŝŽŶĞĚgtŽƌĚĞŶƌLJŚĞƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƐďŽƚŚĐŽŵŝĐƌĞůŝĞĨ ĂŶĚ Ă ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚ ƐƚƌĞĂŵŽĨ ƌĞĨƌĞƐŚŝŶŐůLJ ŝŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶƚĐLJŶŝĐŝƐŵDorian Gray ŝƐĂĮůŵƚŚĂƚ ŽŽnjĞƐ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞ ĂŶĚƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ďƌŝŶŐƐ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ƚŚĞŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ĚĞĐĂĚĞŶĐĞ tŝůĚĞ ŶŽĚŽƵďƚ ŚĂĚ ŝŶ ŵŝŶĚ ǁŚĞŶ ŚĞǁƌŽƚĞƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů
Joe Doran
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film 1509feb10issue239
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OTHER SCREENS
Astro Boy ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚŵĞƌŝĐĂŶ ĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĂƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂŶĂƉĞƐĞ ŵĂŶŐĂƐĞƌŝĞƐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJƚŚĞKƐĂŵƵdĞnjƵŬĂAstro BoyŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨ Ă ƌŽďŽƟĐ ďŽLJ ǀŽŝĐĞĚ ďLJampƌĞĚĚLJ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞͿ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJ ŐƌŝĞǀŝŶŐ ƐĐŝĞŶƟƐƚ ŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ EŝĐŚŽůĂƐ ĂŐĞͿ ĂƐĂ ƌĞƉůĂĐĞŵĞŶƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ůŽƐƚƐŽŶ dŽďLJ hŶĂďůĞ ƚŽ ĂĐĐĞƉƚƐƚƌŽ ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨdŽďLJŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ ĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞŽĐƚŽƌůĞĨƵŶŝůůEŝŐŚLJͿĐĂƐƚƐƚƌŽŽƵƚ ƚŽĮŶĚŚŝƐƉůĂĐĞ ŝŶƚŚĞǁŽƌĚ
Astro Boy ŚĂƐ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞǀŝƐƵĂůƐ ƚŚĞ ĂŶŝŵĂƚŽƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚLJůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĂŶŝŵĞ ƚŽ ǁŽƌŬ ǁŝƚŚĐŽŵƉƵƚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƚĞĚŐƌĂƉŚŝĐƐdŚĞ ǀŽŝĐĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŝƐŶŽƚ ƐŽ ŐŽŽĚ dŚĞ ĮůŵďŽĂƐƚƐ
ĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐltŝƌƐƟŶĞůů^ĂŵƵĞůgtĂĐŬƐŽŶĂŶĚ ŽŶĂůĚ ^ƵƚŚĞƌůĂŶĚ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂŐĞ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞ ĂŶĚEŝŐŚtŚŝůĞĂƌŽďŽƟĐĂĐŬƐŽŶĐĂŶ ŶĞǀĞƌ ďĞ Ă ďĂĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĞůů ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŽŽ ŽůĚ ƚŽ ďĞĂ ďĞůŝĞǀĂďůĞ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ůĞƐƐ ƐĂŝĚ ĂďŽƵƚ ĂŐĞƐǀŽŝĐĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ
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tŝůŬŽ ŽŚŶƐŽŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌŝƐƚ ĂŶĚƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĨŽƌ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚtŝƚŚŵƵĐŚŽĨ ƚŚĞŚŝƐƚŽƌLJ ƚŽůĚĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƉŽŝŶƚ ŽĨ ǀŝĞǁ ŝƚ ŝƐƚŚŝƐ ƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƵŶƵƐƵĂů ĐŽŵƉŝůĂƟŽŶŽĨ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽŽƚĂŐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞ Įůŵ ďŽƚŚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
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ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
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tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
ďƵƚŝƚƐĂůǁĂLJƐĐŚĂŶŐŝŶŐ
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ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
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ǀĞďĞĞŶŚĞĂƌŝŶŐĂ ůŽƚƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJĂďŽƵƚ ůŽŽĚKƌĂŶŐĞtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚƚƐŬŝŶĚĂũƵƐƚƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĂůďƵŵ ĐĂƵƐĞĂŐĂŝŶƚŚŽƵŐŚƚĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚŵLJŽƚŚĞƌƐƚƵīŵŝŐŚƚŚŝŶĚĞƌŝƚƚƐƌŽŽƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϴϬƐƉŽƐƚͲĚŝƐĐŽŬŝŶĚĂͲƚŚŝŶŐďƵƚǁŝƚŚĂůŽƚŽĨǁĞƐƚĞƌŶŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶŝƚƚƐĂŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƚLJƉĞŽĨŵƵƐŝĐdŚĂƚƐŵĂŝŶůLJǁŚĂƚǀĞďĞĞŶǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ
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tŚĂƚĂƌĞLJŽƵƌƉůĂŶƐǁŝƚŚƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽƚŽƵƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ƚŚŝŶŬŵĂLJďĞƉƌŝů ůů ĚŽĂƵƌŽƉĞĂŶ ƚŽƵƌ dŚĂƚƐ ƚŚĞƉůĂŶ ƚŚŝŶŬzĞĂŚdŚĂƚƐĂƐĨĂƌĂƐŝƚƐŐŽƚƚŽ
Tom McInnes
ŶϭϵϴϵdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌĂŶĚĐŽŐĂůǀĂŶŝnjĞĚƚŚĞƵŶĚĞƌŐƌŽƵŶĚŚĞĂǀLJŵƵƐŝĐƐĐĞŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨƌĞƐŚĞĂƌͲƚĞĂƌŝŶŐĐŚĂŽƟĐĞůĞĐƚƌŽŶŝĐƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨWƌĞƩLJĂƚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞƌĂŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞŇĂŐĨŽƌĂĐŽƵŶƚĞƌŚĞŐĞŵŽŶŝĐƵŶĚĞƌĐƵƌƌĞŶƚǁŝƚŚŝŶƉŽƉƵůĂƌŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƉĂǁŶŝŶŐǀĂƌŝŽƵƐƵŶůŝŬĞůLJŚŝƚ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ϵϬƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƐŽĐŚŝƐƟĐ Closer ĂŶĚƚŚĞďĞŶĞǀŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚƚƌĂŐŝĐƵƌƚŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞƐdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽŶůLJŽĸĐŝĂůŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨEEͿĂŵďŝƟŽƵƐĂǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ƚŽƵƌƐĂŶĚĂ ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚĞŵďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ǁŚŝůƐƚŚŽůĚŝŶŐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝƌĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉŽƐŝƟŽŶĞĚEEĂƐƚŚĞƉĞƌĨĞĐƚƉĂůĞƩĞĂŶĚƉĞĚĞƐƚĂůĨŽƌdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌ ƐƚǁŝƐƚĞĚLJĞƚŐĞŶŝƵƐƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞŽĨƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ
dŚĞďƌĞĂŬƵƉŽĨEEĂƐĂƚŽƵƌŝŶŐďĂŶĚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƚŚĞŚƵŵďůĞtĂǀĞͲŐŽŽĚďLJĞ ƚŽƵƌ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϴͲϮϬϬϵ ďƌŽƵŐŚƚ Ă ĨƌŽǁŶ ƚŽ ŵĂŶLJĨĂŶƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞEEůĞŐĂĐLJŝƐƐĞƚƚŽĐŽŶƟŶƵĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƌƵŵŽƵƌƚŚĂƚĂƌLJEƵŵĂŶŝƐǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂƌĞůĞĂƐĞǁŝƚŚdƌĞŶƚĐŝƚĞĚĨŽƌĞĂƌůLJϮϬϭϬ
^ŽŶŽƚŚĞƌǀĞƌƐŝŽŶŽĨƚŚĞdƌƵƚŚdŚĞŝŌʹtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚtĞůůŝŶϮϬϬϴEEĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĂƌĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŽƵƌŝŶŐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĂŶĚĂďƌĂŶĚŶĞǁ ƚŽƵƌ ĐĂůůĞĚ gtŝŐŚƚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŬLJ ampĂďƵůŽƵƐ ƌŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŵĞƌŐĞĚ ĂƵĚŝŽ ĂŶĚ ǀŝƐƵĂů ĞīĞĐƚƐ ƚŽ ƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ŐƌŽƵŶĚďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐĞīĞĐƚŵƉůŽLJŝŶŐƚŚĞƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂůŵĂƌǀĞůƚŚĂƚŝƐƚŚĞǀŝƐƵĂůŵĂĐŚŝŶĞĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJDŽŵĞŶƚampĂĐƚŽƌLJ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚǁĞƌĞĂďůĞƚŽŝŶĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƚĞ
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ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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MUSIC NEWSgt
music20 09feb10issue239
concretemusicueaacuk
DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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ŚŝŵƚŚĞŵŽƐƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĂŶĚƉĞƌŚĂƉƐĚĞƐĞƌǀĞĚůLJso for Catcher In The RyeŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁƚĞdžƚƐƚŚĂƚĐĂŶďĞďĞĮƫŶŐůLJĂƐĐƌŝďĞĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƟƚůĞŽĨƐĞŵŝŶĂů ƚ ƐĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂůƐĞĐŽŶĚĂƌLJƐĐŚŽŽůƐƚĂŶĚĂƌĚ ƚŚĂƚ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ƐƉĞĂŬƐ ƚŽ ƐĞĐŽŶĚĂƌLJƐĐŚŽŽůƉƵƉŝůƐĂŶĚĂƚĂůŵŽƐƚƐŝdžƚLJLJĞĂƌƐŽůĚ ŝƚŝƐƐƟůůǀŝƚĂůůLJƌĞƐŽŶĂŶƚĂŶĚƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚWƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŽůĚĞŶ ĂƵůĮĞůĚ Ɛ ĞŶĚůĞƐƐůLJ ǁŝŶĚŝŶŐ ũŽƵƌŶĞLJƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƌĞĞƚƐ ŽĨ EĞǁ zŽƌŬ ŝƚLJ ƐƉĞĂŬƐǀŽůƵŵĞƐ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƐƐƵĞƐ ŽĨ ƐĞůĨ ĂŶĚ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶĞĐůŝƉƐŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŵŝŐŚƚďĞĐĂůůĞĚƚŚĞĨƌĂŵĞŽĨƚŚĞƚĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĐŽŶĚŝƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐĂŐŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂǁŝĚĞƌ ĂůŵŽƐƚƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĂůĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ
ƚĞƌŶĂůůLJŵLJƚŚŽůŽŐŝnjĞĚďLJŚŝƐŽǁŶĂďƐĞŶĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƵďůŝĐĞLJĞŽƌƚŚĞĞŶĚůĞƐƐĐŽŶƐƉŝƌĂĐLJƚŚĞŽƌŝĞƐ ƚŚĂƚ ǁŝůů ĨŽƌĞǀĞƌ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚ ŚŝƐ ŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚ ǁŽƌŬ ŝƚ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ĞĂƐLJ ƚŽ ĐĂƐƚ^ĂůŝŶŐĞƌ ŝŶ ĚĞĂƚŚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞ ŵĂĚ ŝǀŽƌLJ ƚŽǁĞƌŚĞƌŵŝƚƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ ĐƌĞĂƟǀĞƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŝƚ ŝƐƉĞƌŚĂƉƐŶŽƚƚŚĞŵĂŶƚŚĂƚǁĞƐŚŽƵůĚƌĞŵĞŵďĞƌ ďƵƚŚŝƐĂƌƚĞŵŝŐŚƚŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚƌĂĚĞĚƋƵŝƉƐǁŝƚŚDƌ ƵƌŶƐďƵƚŚŝƐƐĞŵŝŶĂůƌĞĂĚƐƟůůƌĞƐŽŶĂƚĞƐƚŚƌŽƵŐŚ^ƉƌŝŶŐĮĞůĚĂŶĚďĞLJŽŶĚ
Alec Plowman
LITERATUREgtOBITUARYgtJD SALINGER
^ŬĞƚĐŚ ƚƌŽƵƉĞ WĂƉƉLJ Ɛ ĨŽƌŵĞƌůLJ ŬŶŽǁŶ ĂƐWĂƉƉLJ ƐampƵŶůƵďďĞĨŽƌĞĂůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞͿĂƌĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌƐdŽŵWĂƌƌLJ DĂƚŚĞǁƌŽƐďLJĂŶĚĞŶůĂƌŬdŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƚĂŬĞŶĚŝŶďƵƌŐŚĂŶĚƚŚĞƚŽƵƌĐŝƌĐƵŝƚ ďLJ ƐƚŽƌŵ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ŝƐ ůƵĐŬLJ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽŚĂǀĞƚŚĞŵŐŝŐŐŝŶŐĂƚ ƚŚĞEŽƌǁŝĐŚƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞŽŶƚŚĞϭϭƚŚŽĨampĞďƌƵĂƌLJLJŽƵĚďĞĂĨŽŽůƚŽŵŝƐƐit
Since Edinburgh how has your show changed to go on tour
tŚĞŶǁĞƌĞ ƚŽƵƌŝŶŐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚ Ɛ Ă ďŝŐ ǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĂƩĞŵƉƚǁĞƌĞƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽĚŽϮϬϬƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐŝŶĂŶŚŽƵƌͿǁĞƐƉĞŶĚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞǀĞŶŝŶŐ
ĚŽŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨŽƵƌŽůĚƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƐŽŵĞŽĨŽƵƌďƌĂŶĚŶĞǁ ƐŬĞƚĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽǁŽƌŬŽŶtĞǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƵƉǁĂƌŵŽƵƌƐĞůǀĞƐƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞŶĐŽŵĞďĂĐŬĂŶĚƚƌLJĂŶĚĚŽƚŚĞĨƵůůǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĂƩĞŵƉƚŝŶƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚŚĂůĨ ^ŽǁĞŐĞƚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽŐŽŽƵƚƚŚĞƌĞƐƚƌĞƚĐŚŽƵƌůĞŐƐĂŶĚůĞƚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞŐĞƚƚŽŬŶŽǁƵƐďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŵŝŶŐďĂĐŬĂŶĚĂƩĞŵƉƟŶŐƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞĐŽƌĚ
tŚĂƚŬŝŶĚŽĨǀĞŶƵĞƐĚŽLJŽƵĮŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůǀĞƐŝŶand what do you prefer
ƚ Ɛ Ăůů ŬŝŶĚƐ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ƚŚĞ ƚŚŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽƵƌŝŶŐŝƐ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ŶĞǀĞƌ ŬŶŽǁ ǁŚĂƚ LJŽƵƌĞ ŐŽŝŶŐ ƚŽŐĞƚ tĞ ǁĞƌĞ ŝŶ Ă ŶŝŐŚƚĐůƵď ƚǁŽ ŶŝŐŚƚƐ ĂŐŽŝŶ ĂƌůŝŶŐƚŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŶŝŐŚƚ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ƚŚĂƚ ǁĞǁĞƌĞ ŝŶĂ ůŽǀĞůLJƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉƌĞĚŽŵŝŶĂŶƚůLJ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂŐĞ ŽĨ ϲϬ dŚĞ ůƵĐŬLJƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌŝƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞƚŽƵƌĞĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ǁĞůůďĞƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐƚŽĂůŽƚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂĐĞƐǁĞǁĞƌĞůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌƐŽŝƚǁŝůůďĞůĞƐƐŽĨĂƐŚŽĐŬĨŽƌƵƐtĞǁĞƌĞŝŶƚŚĞƌƚƐĐĞŶƚƌĞŝŶEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚŝƚ ƐďĞĂƵƟĨƵůtĞǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞƌĞďĞĨŽƌĞĂŶĚǁĞƌĞ
ƌĞĂůůLJůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ
zŽƵƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJƚŽŽŬƉĂƌƚŝŶƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĞǀĞƌdǁŝƩĞƌgig Do you think new media is helpful or will it cause the death of live comedy
ƚŚŝŶŬ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁŚŽůĞ ŝƐ Ă ŐŽŽĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌ ĐŽŵĞĚLJ ŵ ŶŽƚ ƐƵƌĞ ĂƐ ĂŶ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽƌŵĂƚĨŽƌŚŽƐƟŶŐĂŐŝŐdŚĞǁĞŝƌĚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚĚŽŝŶŐŝƚ ŽŶ dǁŝƩĞƌ ŝƐ Ăƚ ůĞĂƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ LJŽƵƌĞ ĚŽŝŶŐ ĂůŝǀĞŐŝŐ LJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚ ĂŵŝĐƌŽƉŚŽŶĞŽƌ LJŽƵƌĞŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝĨƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐLJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŽŶdǁŝƩĞƌ ŝĨ ƐŽŵĞŽŶĞŚĞĐŬůĞƐ LJŽƵƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŬŝŶĚŽĨ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ĂƐ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ĂƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ ƵƚƚŚĞŐƌĞĂƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚdǁŝƩĞƌŽƌampĂĐĞŬŝƐǁĞƌĞďůŽŐŐŝŶŐĂŌĞƌĞǀĞƌLJŶŝŐŚƚŽĨŽƵƌ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽǁĞůů ĚŽĂŐŝŐǁƌŝƚĞĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ĂŶĚƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽǀĞďĞĞŶƚŽƚŚĞŐŝŐĐĂŶƌĞĂĚĂďŽƵƚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĂƚ ƐĂƌĞĂůůLJŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŽĚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƚĞǁŝƚŚ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂĐƚƵĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ WĞŽƉůĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞďŝŐŐĞƌ ĨĂŶƐ ƐŽ ĞŶũŽLJ ƚŚĂƚ Ă ůŽƚ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶ
What sort of comedy are you a fan of ŵĂŝŶƐƚƌĞĂŵ ƐƚƵīŽƌ ƐƚƵīǁĞŵŝŐŚƚ ŶŽƚ ŚĂǀĞheard of
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ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞŝƌƐŚŽǁǁĂƐǀĞƌLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĨŽƌƵƐǁŚĞŶǁĞǁĞƌĞƐƚĂƌƟŶŐŽƵƚůƐŽƋƵŝƚĞŽůĚƐƚƵīŽůĚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞDĂƌdž ďƌŽƚŚĞƌƐ Žƌ ĞŶ Ɛ ĂŵĂƐƐŝǀĞĨĂŶŽĨƵƐƚĞƌltĞĂƚŽŶůĂƐƐŝĐŽůĚƐĐŚŽŽůĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚƌĞĂůůLJŝƐƋƵŝƚĞŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƐǁĞůů
ĂǀĞƚŚĞLJŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚWĂƉƉLJƐǁŽƌŬ
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ƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞĂŝŵŝƐƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚĐĂƌƌLJŽŶƚŽƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĂƐůŽŶŐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞǀĞũƵƐƚĐŽŵĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵ^ĂŶ ampƌĂŶĐŝƐĐŽ ǁŚĞƌĞ ǁĞ ĚŝĚ Ă ĐŽƵƉůĞ ŽĨ ŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŚĂƚǁĂƐƌĞĂůůLJĞdžĐŝƟŶŐtĞƌĞƉůĂŶŶŝŶŐŽŶŐŽŝŶŐƚŽ^LJĚŶĞLJůĂƚĞƌŽŶŝŶƚŚĞLJĞĂƌũƵƐƚƚŽƚƌLJĂŶĚƚƌĂǀĞůƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁĂŶĚĚŽĂƐŵĂŶLJŐŝŐƐĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞtĞƌĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂdsƐĐƌŝƉƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚ ƐŝŶĚĞǀĞůŽƉŵĞŶƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĂŶĚƚŚĂƚĚďĞŐƌĞĂƚĨƵŶƚŽĚŽďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚǁĞƌĞ ǁƌŝƟŶŐ ƐĐƌŝƉƚƐ ĨŽƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƚĞůůLJ ĂŶĚ ũƵƐƚŬĞĞƉŝŶŐŽŶĚŽŝŶŐǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽƌĞĂůůLJƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽŐĞƚŽƵƚƚŚĞƌĞĂƐŵƵĐŚĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞ
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ĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽƐĞĞƉĞŽƉůĞǁŚŽĂůƐŽĞŶũŽLJǁĂƐƟŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĚĂLJŝŶďĞĚĂŶĚƚŚĞŶŵƵĐŬŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝŶƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚƟŵĞ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞĂůŽŶŐĂŶĚ ƐĞĞWĂƉƉLJ ƐďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĂƚ ƐŬŝŶĚŽĨǁŚĂƚǁĞĚŽ
hŚĂƐďĞĞŶŚŽƐƚƚŽŵĂŶLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƵƚŚŽƌƐŵŽƐƚ ƐƚĞŵŵŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ D ŝŶ ƌĞĂƟǀĞtƌŝƟŶŐdŚĞĚĂĚĚLJŽĨĂůůŽĨƚŚĞƐĞǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵŶĚĞƌŽĨƚŚĞƌĞǀĞƌĞĚĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƐDĂůĐŽůŵƌĂĚďƵƌLJŵŽƐƚĨĂŵŽƵƐĨŽƌŚŝƐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůĐĂŵƉƵƐŶŽǀĞů The History Man ƌĂĚďƵƌLJ ůĞĐƚƵƌĞĚ ŝŶŽƵƌǀĞƌLJŽǁŶƌƚƐďƵŝůĚŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵϭϵϳϬďĞĨŽƌĞŚŝƐ ƌĞƟƌĞŵĞŶƚ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ ĂŶĚ ƚĂƵŐŚƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨŽƵƌŵŽƐƚǁĞůůŬŶŽǁŶŐƌĂĚƵĂƚĞƐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐĂŶDĐǁĂŶĂŶĚltĂnjƵŽƐŚŝŐƵƌŽĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŶŽǀĞů
ŶŽƚďĞŝŶŐŚŝƐƵƐƵĂůƌĞĂůŵŵĂŝŶůLJǁƌŝƟŶŐŶŽŶͲĮĐƟŽŶǁŽƌŬƐŽŶƚŚĞ ŵŽĚĞƌŶŶŽǀĞů ŝƚǁŽƵůĚďĞĂƐŚĂŵĞƚŽŐŽƚŚƌŽƵŐŚLJŽƵƌĚĞŐƌĞĞĂƚhǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƉŝĐŬŝŶŐƵƉŽŶĞŽĨŚŝƐǁŽƌŬƐŽĨĮĐƟŽŶĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ Ă ůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ĐĂŵƉƵƐ ŶŽǀĞů Žƌ h ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ŽƌũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĂĚ Ă ŐƌĞĂƚ ŵŽĚĞƌŶ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐThe History ManŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉůĂĐĞƚŽƐƚĂƌƚDĂŶLJŚĂǀĞ ƐƵŐŐĞƐƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ĮĐƟŽŶĂů ƚŽǁŶ ĂŶĚƵŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚLJ ŽĨ tĂƚĞƌŵŽƵƚŚ ǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŶŽǀĞůƚĂŬĞƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶƌŝŐŚƚŽŶďƵƚĂƐĂh
ƌĞĂĚĞƌLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚŶŽƟĐĞĂŶĚďĞĂůŝƩůĞƵŶŶĞƌǀĞĚďLJ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶĐĂŵƉƵƐƉůĂLJƐǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚďĞƚŚĞŵĂŶͲŵĂĚĞůĂŬĞŽƌƚŚĞĐĂŵƉƵƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞďƌŝĐŬƐŵĞůƚ ŝŶLJŽƵƌďƌĂŝŶ tĞŵĂLJŚĂǀĞŵŽǀĞĚďĞLJŽŶĚƚŚĞDĂƌdžŝƐƚĂŶĚĨƌĞĞůŽǀĞ ŝĚĞĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞtĂƚĞƌŵŽƵƚŚĐĂŵƉƵƐďƵƚ ŝƚ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƐ Ă ŐůŝŵƉƐĞ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞƌĂĚŝĐĂůŝƐŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϳϬƐƉĞƌƉĞƚƵĂƚĞĚŽŶĂĐĂŵƉƵƐŶŽƚƵŶůŝŬĞŽƵƌŽǁŶƌĂĚďƵƌLJĐĂƉƚƵƌĞƐƚŚĞůŝďŝĚŝŶŽƵƐĂŶĚĞdžƚƌĞŵĞůĞŌͲǁŝŶŐƉŽůŝƟĐƐŽĨƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚ ŽǁĂƌĚ ltŝƌŬ ǁŝƚŚ ƐƵĐŚ ĂĐĐƵƌĂĐLJƚŚĂƚŝƚƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽůĂƵŐŚǁŚŝůƐƚďƌĞĂƚŚŝŶŐĂ ƐŝŐŚŽĨ ƌĞůŝĞĨ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐŚĂǀĞĐŚĂŶŐĞĚampŽƌŽŶĞ ƐŽĐŝŽůŽŐLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƉ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhltĂŶLJŵŽƌĞĂŶĚ ŝĨĂ ůĞĐƚƵƌĞƌĐĂŵĞŽŶƚŽŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐƐŽƐƚƌŽŶŐůLJĂƐltŝƌŬĚŽĞƐƚŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚďĞƐĞdžƵĂůŚĂƌĂƐƐŵĞŶƚƐƵŝƚƐŇLJŝŶŐĂůůŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂĐĞdŚĞ ůĞŐĂĐLJ ŽĨ DĂůĐŽůŵ ƌĂĚďƵƌLJ ĂŶĚ The History ManĐĂŶďĞƐĞĞŶďĞLJŽŶĚƚŚĞĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞǁĂůŬǁĂLJƐ ǁĞ ƌŽĂŵ ƚŽĚĂLJ ǁŚĞƚŚĞƌ ŝƚ ďĞ ŝŶƚŚĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJ ĂŶĚ ĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞĂǀŝĚ gtŽĚŐĞ Žƌ ŵĞƌĞůLJ ƚŚĞ ŇŝƉƉĂŶƚ ŵĂŶŶĞƌǁĞŶŽǁƵƐĞƚŚĞƚĞƌŵŝƐƚŽƌLJDĂŶǁĞŶĞĞĚůŽŽŬ ŶŽ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌ ƚŚĂŶ ĞŶŶĞƩƐ The History Boys ƌĂĚďƵƌLJŚĂĚĂ ŬĞĞŶĞLJĞ ĂŶĚƉĞƌĨĞĐƚůLJĚĞƉŝĐƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽŵƉůĞdžŝƟĞƐǁŚŝĐŚĐŽŵĞĨƌŽŵďĞŝŶŐŝŵŵĞƌƐĞĚŝŶĂƉƐĞƵĚŽͲĨŽƌǁĂƌĚ ƚŚŝŶŬŝŶŐ ĐŽůůĞĐƟǀĞ ǁŚŝĐŚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƟĂůĐĂŵƉƵƐĞƐŽĨƚŚĞϭϵϲϬƐďƌĞĞĚ
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dŚĞĞŵĞƌŐĞŶĐĞŽĨĂŶĞǁƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞƚŚĂƚĂŝŵƐƚŽŝŶƚĞŐƌĂƚĞƌĂďŝĐŶŐůŝƐŚǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚůŝƚĞƌĂƌLJƚƌĂŶƐůĂƚŽƌƐ ŝƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ůĂƵŶĐŚĞĚ ŝŶ ŐLJƉƚ ďLJ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ĞŶƚƌĞ ĨŽƌ gtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJ dƌĂŶƐůĂƟŽŶ gtdͿƐŝƚƵĂƚĞĚŚĞƌĞĂƚ ƚŚĞhŶŝǀĞƌƐŝƚLJŽĨĂƐƚŶŐůŝĂampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ Ă ŚŝŐŚůLJ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞ ĨŽƌƚƌĂŶƐůĂƚŽƌƐĨƌŽŵĂŶĚŝŶƚŽŚŝŶĞƐĞǁŚŝĐŚďĞŐĂŶŝŶ ϮϬϬϳ ƚŚĞ DŝĚĚůĞ ĂƐƚ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵĞ ŝƐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŶĚƉŚĂƐĞŽĨ ĂŶŽŶŐŽŝŶŐƉƌŽũĞĐƚ ƚŽĞdžƉŽƌƚƚŚĞ gtd ĂŶĚ ƐŚĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ hͲďĂƐĞĚ ĞdžƉĞƌƟƐĞǁŝƚŚĂƌĂŶŐĞŽĨŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂůƉĂƌƚŶĞƌƐ
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THE PERFORMANCE
ƚďĞŐŝŶƐǁŝƚŚĂƐƚĂŐĞǁŚĞƌĞůŽǀĞƌƐĐĂŶŵĞĞƚWůĂĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŽůĚŐƌŽƵŶĚ
dŚĞLJĐŝƌĐůĞĂŶĚůĞĂƌŶŚŽǁƚŽƉůĂĐĞƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞƚĂĐŚƵŶĂǁĂƌĞƐĂƐƚŽǁŚĂƚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĨŽƵŶĚ
dŚĞŶƚŚĞůŝŶĞƐĂƌĞƌĞĂĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƐŚĂŬLJĂŶĚƐĐĂƌĞĚƐŶĞŝƚŚĞƌŬŶŽǁƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌǁŝůůĂĐƚ
dŚĞLJƌĞŚĞĂƌƐĞƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞĂŶĚĐŽŵĨŽƌƚŝƐƐŚĂƌĞĚƐǁŽƌĚƐĂƌĞƌĞŵĞŵďĞƌĞĚĂŶĚůŽǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĨĂĐƚ
ŽŶĚƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĂŶĚǁŽƌĚƐďĞĐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐtŽƌƌŝĞĚĂƚĮƌƐƚĂƚƐƵĐŚĂƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂůůĞĂƉ
dŚĞŶĞdžƚƐƚĞƉŝƐƚĂŬĞŶĂŶĚƐŚĞƐŝŶŐƐĂůŽŶŐdŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŝƐƐŽŽŶĚĞĚŝĐĂƟŽŶƚŚĞLJŬĞĞƉ
ŶĚƚŚĞƐĞĂƚƐƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĮůůĞĚĂƐƚŚĞĐƵƌƚĂŝŶƐƌŝƐĞŶĚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞĐŚĞĞƌĂŶĚĐƌLJĂŶĚĐĂƌĞƐůŽǀĞƌƐĚĂŶĐĞĂŶĚƐŚĞůŽŽŬƐŝŶŚŝƐĞLJĞƐ
dŚĞĐůŝŵĂdžŝƐƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞĐƌĞƐĐĞŶĚŽŝƐƚŚĞƌĞ
ƵƚŝŶƟŵĞƚŚĞŝƌƉůĂLJƐƚŽƉƐĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƐƚŽĂĐůŽƐĞŶĚƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞůĞĂǀĞƐĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŝƚƚŚĞďůŝƐƐdŚĞŝƌĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞĚŽŶĞŚĞƐĞĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐ
dŚĂƚǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚĂŐĞŐŽŶĞŝƐƚŚĞŝƌŬŝƐƐ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞƉůĂLJƐǁĞƉůĂLJĞĚŵƵƐƚĂůǁĂLJƐĞŶĚŶĚǁĞĐĂŶĐƌLJĂŶĚƐŚŽƵƚĂŶĚƉƌŽƚĞƐƚƚŽŽŵƵĐŚƵƚƐŽŵĞǁŽƌĚƐǁŽƵŶĚĂŶĚŶĞǀĞƌƐŚĂůůŵĞŶĚ
ŶĚĨŽƌĞǀĞƌƚŚĞLJƐƚĂLJƚŽŽƌĂǁƚŽƚŽƵĐŚ
ŶĚƚŚĞƐĞůŝŶĞƐǁĞůĞĂƌŶĞĚŚĂǀĞůŽƐƚƚŚĞŝƌŵĞĂŶŝŶŐŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐƚĞƉƐǁĞƐƚĞƉƉĞĚĂƌĞŶŽůŽŶŐĞƌƚŚĞƚƌĞŶĚŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐŽŶŐƐǁĞƐĂŶŐĂƌĞŵĞƌĞŝĚůĞƐĐƌĞĂŵŝŶŐ
dŚŝƐĚĂŶĐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŚĂƐĐŽŵĞƚŽĂŶĞŶĚ
Joe Doran
DRESS REHEARSAL ƌĂŶĐŚĞƐĞƚĐŚƚŚĞĮůŵŽĨŝĐĞ
ŽŶƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽǁŝŶĚŽǁĐƌŽǁůŽŽŬƐŝŶŚŽƉƉŝŶŐĂŶĚƐŚƌŝĞŬŝŶŐǁŚĞŶĚĂŶĐĞŝŶŵLJďůĂĐŬƚƵƚƵƚƌŝŵŵĞĚǁŝƚŚƐŝůǀĞƌ
dŚĞďĂůůĞƚŵĂƐƚĞƌƐĂLJƐLJŽƵĂƌĞŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƵƚŝŶĂĐƌŽǁ ƐƐŬLJͲŬŶŽǁŝŶŐŵŝŶĚ
ĐŽƵůĚďĞƐŽŵŝƐĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĞĚKƵƚŽĨƚŚĞďůĂĐŬĞƐƚ
ĐŽůĚͲǁĞƚĂŝƌ ƚŚĞĐƌŽǁƐĞĞŵƐŵŽůĚĞĚdŚĞƐƚĂƌƐǁŝůůŶŽƚǁĂŬĞƵƉƚŽŐƵŝĚĞŝƚ
ďĂĐŬƚŽƚŚĞĐƌĞĞŬŽĨƐŚĂĚŽǁƐǁŚĞƌĞŝƚǁĂƐĨŽƌŵĞĚWƌĂĐƟĐĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĞ
ĂŵƐŵŽŬĞŝŶĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐĐůŝŵďŝŶŐĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĂďƵƌŶŝŶŐŚƵƚŝŶĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĞŵƉƚLJ
ĮĞůĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞĮƌĞŝƐƐůŝŐŚƚĂŶĚůŽǁ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƚŽĨŝƚŝƐƐŶŽǁ
Chloeuml Honum
BECAUSE I DANCE
ĞĐĂƵƐĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚĂŵǁĞĂŬƚĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚŵLJΗƐƉŽƌƚΗŝƐƵŶŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐͿƵƐĞƟŐŚƚƐĂŶĚƉŝŶŬƚƵƚƵƐĞĐƵĂƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐǁĞƐǁĞĂƚĂŶĚǁĞǁŽƌŬĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐƐŝŵƉůLJŵĞĂŶƐŽŶĞƚŚŝŶŐtĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůǁĞƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚǁŽƌŬanymore
tĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůŽƵƌĨĞĞƚďůĞĞĚĂŶĚŽƵƌmuscles are torn
dƌƵĞĂƚŚůĞƚĞƐǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůƚŚĞLJƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚĂŶLJŵŽƌĞŶĚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚĚĂŶĐŝŶŐŝƐĂůůĂďŽƵƚ
Sarah Forney
THE PERFORMANCE
ĨĞĞůĐĂŶŇLJdŚĞǁŽƌůĚĐĂŶĚŝƐĂƉƉĞĂƌMy troubles can cease
ampŽƌũƵƐƚŽŶĞŵŽŵĞŶƚĂŵƚƌƵůLJĂƚƉĞĂĐĞ
Sandy Rowson
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRLTelevisionrsquos Glee mixtape offers an alternative to Journey playing endlessly on the radio and in your head
It has to be said one of the best things about Glee is the awesome soundtrack From classic rock to Liza Minnelli it cant be watched without the joy of hearing unexpected songs turned into amazing arrangements by the teeny-boppers to end all teeny-boppers
As much as everyone loves the characters ƚŚĞƌĞΖƐ ŶŽ ĚĞŶLJŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăůů ƚŚĞŵĞŶ ĂƌĞ ƉƌĞƩLJmuch dogs so I propose this song by the Welsh queen of 80s hair The song already has the musical theatre-esque ldquoDoo doo doo doooooooordquo sung by a choir so an arrangement wouldnt be too unfaithful to the original masterpiece As for someone to sing it Emma is the obvious choice Shes hung up on a married ŵĂŶǁŚŝůĞĚĂƟŶŐĂŵĂŶƐŚĞŚĂƐŶŽŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚŝŶͲŝĨanyone needs a hero in this show its her
Micha Butler
Following along the lines of the lively covers of Queen and Bon Jovi Irsquod love to see the mash up of these Red Hot Chili Peppers songs to give the kids a bit more edge - lsquoproving themselvesrsquo to their cooler Californian counterparts in an ĞƉŝĐƐŝŶŐͲŽīŝŶƚŚĞƌĞŐŝŽŶĂůƐƚŚĞƌĞƐŐŽƚƚŽďĞhip Glee kids out there somewhere)
lsquoBy the Wayrsquo opens with Finnrsquos voice and ƌƟĞƐ ƌĂƉƉŝŶŐ ŝƐŽůĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŐƵŝƚĂƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞbackground The rest of the group would have ƚŽŚĂǀĞĂĨƵŶŬLJĚĂŶĐĞƌŽƵƟŶĞƚŽƵƉƚŚĞŝƌ ĐƌĞĚ but then show their amazing harmonising centred on reigning queen Rachel during the ĐŚŽƌƵƐdŚĞ ĂůŝĨŽƌŶŝĐĂƟŽŶƉĂƌƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞĞĚsome kind of bitchiness to it possibly involving ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞŽĨŽƵƞŝƚƐŵŝŵŝĐŬŝŶŐƐƚĞƌĞŽƚLJƉĞĚgtcharacters with a backdrop to suit Imagine the theatrics of it all
Natalie Stephenson
lsquoI NEED A HEROrsquo - BONNIE TYLER
lsquoBY THE WAYCALIFORNICATIONrsquo RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Glee excells at featuring a mixture of musical-tunes and chart hits which are lsquoreinterpretedrsquo for a new audience With this in mind Irsquod love to see this song - last seen being mimed by ŽƐĞƉŚŽƌĚŽŶgtĞǀŝƩŝŶ(500) Days Of Summer - featuring on this brilliant new series
It has a perfect upbeat sound ideal for some swinging choreography maybe some twists ƐŬLJƌĞĂĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƌƟĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐǁŚĞĞůŝŶŐŽĨƚŚĞǁŚĞĞůĐŚĂŝƌƚŽĮƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐĂŶĚbubbly lyrics as well as containing a fair share of lsquoOoh-Ooohsrsquo and backing vocals to please ƚŚŽƐĞ ǁŚŽ ĮŶĚ ƐĂƟƐĨĂĐƟŽŶ ŝŶ Ă ǁĞůůͲƉůĂĐĞĚŚĂƌŵŽŶLJͲǁŚŝĐŚĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĚŽ
Only Finn could sing this song and hersquod obviously be singing it either about or to Rachel because we know things canrsquot work out between him and Quinn
Georgina Pursey
lsquoYOU MAKE MY DREAMSrsquo HALL amp OATS
The really special moments in Glee are when a ƐŽŶŐƚĂŬĞƐLJŽƵďLJƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞŵLJtŝŶĞŚŽƵƐĞƐRehab never sounded so perky) which is why ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůůLJǁŽƵůĚůŽǀĞƚŽƐĞĞEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐcover Miss Murder because itrsquos both lyrically a great song and it has so much musical and ĐŽŵŝĐ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĨŽƌ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚůů ďĞchallenging for the cast and writers but imagine it jazzed up in the style of Chicago and yoursquoll understand it could sound amazing
The plot revolves around Will Schuester In a bid for more support from the school he agrees to let the student body nominate ĂŶĚ ĞůĞĐƚ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĨŽƌ EĞǁ ŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ƚŽ ƐŝŶŐThat results in the schoolrsquos surprisingly ůĂƌŐĞ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ƌŽĐŬ ĐůŝƋƵĞ ƚĂŬŝŶŐ ŝƚ ƵƉŽŶƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƚŽǀŽƚĞŝŶampǁŝƚŚĂĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĂƟŽŶeclipsing the movement behind the Rage Against The Machine Christmas number one
Laura Liddell
lsquoMISS MURDERrsquo - AFIŌĞƌ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ Glee cast smashing Salt-n-Peparsquos hip-hop classic Push It ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁǁŽƵůĚďĞŶĞĮƚĨƌŽŵƚĂĐŬůŝŶŐĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ŚŝƉͲƚŚƌƵƐƟŶŐ ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽĨ ŶŽŶͲƉŽǁĞƌballad hip hop verse So why not take on ldquoAll ǁĂŶŶĂĚŽ ŝƐ ĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐůĐŬͲching) and take ya moneyrdquo
tŝůů ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ ŵŽŶĞLJ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞrunning Glee club would lead with hood up bling on nodding to his own singing while serving food from the school cafeteria An lsquoa cappellarsquo version of Paper Planes shouldnrsquot ďĞƚŽŽŵƵĐŚŽĨĂƉƵƐŚĨŽƌƚŚĞŵƵůƟͲƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚƐ ďƵƚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŐƵŶͲƚŽƟŶŐƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞ ƐĞƋƵĞŶĐĞ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ƐŽƌƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁŽƵůĚbe whether or not the Gleesters choose to incorporate the obligatory Paper Planes head ŶŽĚĂŶĚďƵƩĞƌŇLJŚĂŶĚƐ
Hannah Livingston
lsquoPAPER PLANESrsquo - MIA
dŚĞďŽLJƐŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĐĂĨĞůůĂ Ɛ ƐŽ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞƚŚĞƚŚƌĞĞůĞĂĚŐŝƌůƐƐƚƌƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽĐĂůƐƚƵī
You Canrsquot Hurry Love as sung by Rachel Berry Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray ƚŚĞ ĞǁŝƐŚ Őŝƌů ƚŚĞ ďůĂĐŬ Őŝƌů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ůůͲAmerican girl - if you only know the show by its stereotypes) would be perfect for Glee As the African-American Mercedes would obviously have to take on the role of Diana Ross and her ǀŽŝĐĞǁŽƵůĚĚŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶũƵƐƟĐĞƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐespecially when sugar coated by the sweet background ldquoOohrdquos of two of the other best voices in the show
The song manages to cover all three girlsrsquo ŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƉůŽƚůŝŶĞƐZĂĐŚĞů ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐƉůŝŐŚƚof unrequited love the complete lack of interest ĂŶLJ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƐŚŽǁŶ DĞƌĐĞĚĞƐ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁƐƟůůŚĂǀŝŶŐŶŽ ƌĂĐŝĂůůLJ ĐŽŵƉĂƟďůĞŵĂƚĐŚͿ ĂŶĚQuinn Fabrayrsquos seemingly endless pregnancy dŚŝŶŬŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŶƚĂŐĞƉŽƐƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ
Hasina Allen
lsquoYOU CANrsquoT HURRY LOVErsquo THE SUPREMES
Alright hear me out The creator of ƵīLJ Joss Whedon is set to direct an episode of ůĞĞand ƐŽ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ZĂĐŚĞů ĂǁŶͿ ŚĂƐ ůĞŌ EĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ^ƵĞ ^ǁĞĞƚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞŵŽŶͿhas poisoned her against them playing on her ĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĨŽƌampŝŶŶƵīLJͿKŶůLJampŝŶŶĐĂŶƉĞƌƐƵĂĚĞher to come back but he too feels disillusioned ǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ŚŝƐ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ ltƵƌƚ ^ƉŝŬĞͿ ŝƐĐŽŶŇŝĐƚĞĚ ŚĞ ŬŶŽǁƐ ƚŚĞLJ ǁŽŶƚ ǁŝŶ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚZĂĐŚĞůďƵƚƐƟůůǁĂŶƚƐampŝŶŶĨŽƌŚŝŵƐĞůĨ Dƌ^ĐŚƵĞŝůĞƐͿĨĞĞůƐŚĞƐŚŽƵůĚŝŶƚĞƌǀĞŶĞĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ^ƵĞďƵƚŝƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚƚŚĂƚŚĞĚŽĞƐŶƚ ůĞƚŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐĮŐŚƚƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶďĂƩůĞƐƌƟĞyĂŶĚĞƌͿĂŶĚdŝŶĂŶLJĂͿbicker and look on helplessly and Mercedes dĂƌĂͿĂŶĚYƵŝŶŶtŝůůŽǁͿƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƚŚĞĚŝǀĂĮůůĞƌ
Unless yoursquore well versed in both that ǁŝůů ƌĞĂĚ ůŝŬĞ ŝŶĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶƐŝďůĞ ĨĂŶͲĮĐƟŽŶďƵƚ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞGleersquos show tunes got a bit ŵŽƌĞ ĐƵůƚƵƌĂůůLJ ƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚ Dreamgirls not-with-standing)
Josh Butler
lsquoWALK THROUGH THE FIRErsquoBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A lot of the major musicals have been covered already in Glee from Cabaret to Wicked yet ŵĂŶLJĂƌĞƐƟůůůĞŌǁŝĚĞŽƉĞŶtŚŝůĞƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůďĞ ůŝƩůĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ ŝĨ ampŝŶŶ ĂŶĚ ZĂĐŚĞů ĞŶĚ ƵƉperforming High School Musicalrsquos Breaking Free the song I would like to see performed is possibly the most predictable choice for a show like this Seasons of Love from Rent
tŝƚŚEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŽŶŝĚĞĂůůLJthe solo parts would be given to Mercedes and ƌƟĞdŚĞƌĞŶĞĞĚŶŽƚďĞĂƐƉĞĐŝĮĐƉůŽƚďƵƚŝƚwould be a perfect choice for regionals
The song is so typically Broadway that it ǁĂƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵĂƐŽŶthe stage and I would love to hear the castrsquos version as the song has GleeǁƌŝƩĞŶĂůůŽǀĞƌŝƚ
Karine Wach-Donovan
lsquoSEASONS OF LOVErsquo - RENT
^ĞƚŚDĂĐampĂƌůĂŶĞŝƐŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŚĞdominant force behind US animated sitcom
He accounts for three of the countryrsquos biggest
shows of their kind and with King of the Hill ŶŽǁĂĚŝƐƚĂŶƚŵĞŵŽƌLJDĂƩƌŽĞŶŝŶŐǁŽƵůĚbe forgiven for feeling nervous Sadly however
whilst Family Guy and American Dad have
been runaway successes The Cleveland Show
ŝƐĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐůLJĂǀĞƌĂŐĞCleveland may be a likeable character on
Family Guy but as Joey Tribbiani proved that
ĚŽĞƐŶƚŶĞĐĞƐƐĂƌŝůLJŵĞĂŶĂƐƉŝŶͲŽīƐŚŽǁŝƐĂŐŽŽĚŝĚĞĂŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨĐƌĞĂƟŶŐĂĨƌĞƐŚŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůshow MacFarlane and co have simply copy and
pasted their most popular show and put one
of the less-developed characters in the driving
ƐĞĂƚ ůĞǀĞůĂŶĚ ƌ ŝƐ ďĂƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŚƌŝƐ ƌŝĸŶwith glasses Tim the Bear is the token sub-
Brian animal character and most shamelessly
obvious of all talking toddler Rallo Tubbs is just
^ƚĞǁŝĞƌŝĸŶǁŝƚŚĂŶĂĨƌŽdŚĞŽŶůLJŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŝƚLJcomes from Clevelandrsquos new step-daughter
ZŽďĞƌƚĂ ďĞŝŶŐ Ă ƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂƐƐĞƌƟǀĞ ĂŶƟƚŚĞƐŝƐƚŽƌŝĸŶƚĞĞŶDĞŐ
As for Cleveland himself he is hardly a
ƌŝǀĞƟŶŐƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚKŶŚŝƐ ƉĂƌĞŶƚ ƐŚŽǁŚĞƐgood for a few throwaway moments and the
occasional sub-plot and it is good to see him
get a bit more development here but the
ƉĂŝŶĨƵůůLJŽďǀŝŽƵƐĨĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƩĞƌŝƐƚŚĂƚŚĞƐũƵƐƚ ŶŽƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ĐĂƌƌLJ ŚŝƐ ŽǁŶ
show
The jokes are unsurprisingly crude
and boundary-pushing MacFarlane does
ƉƌŽǀŽĐĂƟǀĞ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůů ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞƐsomething about the show that just feels
messy Controversial gags are all well and good
ǁŚĞŶ ƵƐĞĚ ŝŶ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ƉůŽƩĞĚ ĐŽŶƚĞdžƚ ŽƌǁŚĞŶŵĂŬŝŶŐĂďŝƟŶŐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůƉŽŝŶƚʹŝŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽƌĚƐ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝƐ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŽŶ Ă ƌŽůů ʹďƵƚ ǁŚĞŶ ŵŝdžĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƵŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƐĐƌŝƉƟŶŐ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐŽimpressive
ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŝƚ ŵĂLJ ďĞ ƵŶĨĂŝƌ ƚŽ ũƵĚŐĞ The Cleveland ShowŝŶĚŝƌĞĐƚƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽŝƚƐƉĂƌĞŶƚsitcom but when itrsquos so underwhelming
ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝƐŽŶ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ ŚŽǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƉƌŽũĞĐƚŝƐƚƐƐƟůůĞĂƌůLJĚĂLJƐĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƉůĞŶƚLJŽĨƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽĮŶĚŝƚƐĨĞĞƚďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚƐƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽƚlooking promising
Shaun Kitchener
KŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂLJĞĚƚŚƌĞĂĚƐƚŽĞŵĞƌŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨScreenwipe Newswipe refocuses
Charlie Brookerrsquos stream-of-spleen to the
ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐŽĨ ƚǁĞŶƚLJͲĨŽƵƌŚŽƵƌŶĞǁƐZĞůĂLJĞĚin-part via a budget mock-up of a riverside news
ƐƚƵĚŝŽŵŽĐŬďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽƉĞƌĂƟǀĞǁŽƌĚͿĂŶĚƚŚĞsame darkened living room seen in Screenwipe
ŝƚ ŝƐ ĂŶ ƵŶĂƐŚĂŵĞĚůLJ ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ ŽĨtelevised vaudeville - complete with talking-
heads occasionally lunging into the spotlight to
ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞŽƵƌŽďƐĞƐƐŝŽŶǁŝƚŚ ǁŚĂƚ ƐďĞĞŶŐŽŝŶŐonrsquo
In last weekrsquos second episode of the new
ƐĞƌŝĞƐƌŽŽŬĞƌƵƐĞƐƚŚĞƚƌĂŐĞĚLJŽĨƚŚĞĂŝƟĂŶ
ĞĂƌƚŚƋƵĂŬĞĂƐĂĨƌĂŵĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚǁŚŝĐŚƚŽĞdžƉŽƐĞƚŚĞŇƵīƉŝĞĐĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŽŽŌĞŶƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞƚŚĞlast laugh of the news lightweight handbags
miniature dogs and brain-mapping all make
appearances against the backdrop of piled
bodies on the streets on Port-au-Prince Another
leader is how the BBC ITN and Sky managed to
ƉƌŽƉƵƉŶũĞŵŚŽƵĚĂƌLJ ƐƐůĂŵϰhltƉƵďůŝĐŝƚLJstuntrsquo through constant reportage and analysis
ĂŶĚ ŝŶǀŝƟŶŐ ƚŚĞŵĂŶŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝǀĞstudio sofas to argue the toss with enraged
social commentators
As usual with Brooker much of his
ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ŝƐŵĂƐŬĞĚďLJŶĞĂƌͲĞŶĚůĞƐƐ
ƐĂƌĐĂƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ƐŶŝĚĞ ŝŶǀĞĐƟǀĞ ƚŚĂƚsounds like a disclaimer against sincerity
ampŽƌ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽŶĂƩƌŝďƵƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĂƌĞŶƚ ůĂĐŬ ŽĨ ŝƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵĞĚŝĂͿ ďLJ ũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ ĞĂƚŚĞƌ ƌŽŽŬĞis undermined by a self-consciously awkward
ĐůŽƐŝŶŐ ƌĞŵĂƌŬ ŵĞĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐŚŝŌ ƚŚĞ ƚŽŶĞ ĨƌŽŵthe sublime back to the ridiculous But perhaps
ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƵƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĐĐůŝŵĂƟƐĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞǁĞŝƌĚĞƌ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŶĞǁƐƌĞĂĚĞƌ Ɛ ƐŽƵƌͲfaced condolence changing to a rictus grin with
ƚŚĞŇŝĐŬŽĨĂŶĂƵƚŽĐƵĞ^ĂƟƌĞĂůǁĂLJƐƐƚĂLJƐĐůŽƐĞto its target so it makes sense for Brooker to
ŇŝĐŬďĞƚǁĞĞŶĐŽǀĞƌĂŐĞŽĨƚŚĞtĞĞŬŝŶƵůůƐŚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŚŽƌƌŽƌƐŽĨĂďƌŽŬĞŶĂŝƟͲĂŌĞƌĂůůƚŚĞƌĞĂůŶĞǁƐĚŽĞƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƐŝŵŝůĂƌĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞ
^ĞŶƐĂƟŽŶĂůŝƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƐĂŶĐƟŵŽŶLJ ĚŽŶƚ
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ĚĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ŽŶůLJŵŽĐŬĞƌLJDŽƌĞ ŽŌĞŶthan not Newswipe proves to be the poke in
ƚŚĞĞLJĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJŶĞĞĚƐĂƟŵĞůLJreminder that a news story is only as big as its
headline
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^Ž ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĂƚ dŚĂƚ Ɛ ƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĂůůǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐtĞǁĞƌĞƉƌŽŵŝƐĞĚĂŽŶĞͲŽīƉƌĞƋƵĞůƚŽOnly Fools and Horses featuring all
the fabled events of Del Boyrsquos adolescence and
what we got was an hour-and-a-half kitchen-
ƐŝŶŬŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂtŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞƚŚĞũŽŬĞƐdŚĞƌĞare more laughs in the worst episodes of Life on MarsʹĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƚŽƚŚŝŶŬŽĨ ŝƚĞǀĞŶĂĐŽƵƉůĞfrom Ashes to Ashes
Therersquos a lot to be said about whatrsquos wrong
with Rock amp Chips Nicholas Lyndhurst playing
the man that fathered his Only Fools character
ZŽĚŶĞLJ ďĞŝŶŐ ŚŝŐŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚ ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŚĞobviously looks like he could be Roddersrsquo dad
ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ǁŽŽŝŶŐ ŽĨ ŽĂŶ dƌŽƩĞƌ ŚĂĚ ƋƵŝƚĞ Ăquaint Back to the Future air to it It is only
when it comes to the actual act (a literal bit of
ŚŽǁ Ɛ LJŽƵƌ ĨĂƚŚĞƌͿ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞwhole conceit has been a terrible mistake and
you just want to look away from the ensuing
KĞĚŝƉĂůŵĞƐƐdŚĂƚĂƐŝĚĞƚŚĞƌĞ ƐĂLJĨƌŽŵThe InbetweenersƉůĂLJŝŶŐĞůŽLJǁŚĞŶŚĞǁĂƐƐƟůůĂ ďŽLJ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐ Śŝŵ ĞdžĂĐƚůLJůŝŬĞ ĂLJͿ ƐĞƚ ĚĞƐŝŐŶ ĂůƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ƚŽŽ ƐŚŝŶLJ ĂŶĚŶĞǁĨŽƌƚŚĞŝƚ ƐŐƌŝŵĚŽǁŶƐŽƵƚŚĐŽŶĐĞƉƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐůŝŐŚƚĚŝĸĐƵůƚLJƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůƐĞƌŝĞƐŶŽƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐͿ ĞŶĚĞĚ ϭϵ LJĞĂƌƐago the endless in-jokes that Rock amp Chips lives
ŽīŇLJŽǀĞƌĂůůďƵƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶĞĚŽĨŚĞĂĚƐThat being said this venture was not
necessarily a mistake Take away all the cheeky-
chappy misdemeanours and it has at its heart
a sweet melancholy drama of 60s London Itrsquos
ŶŽƚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĐůĞǀĞƌ ĂŶĚŝƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŽīĞƌĂŶLJŶĞǁ Žƌ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƵŶƚŽůĚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ďƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚdoes it does quite well Itrsquos the kind of bearable
ĐŽƐƚƵŵĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌďŽŶŶĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽƌƐĞƚƐ ďƵƚ ŝƐ ŶŽ ůĞƐƐ ƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚƚŽ ŽīĞƌ Ă ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǁĞƌĞNo one rolls over a squad car no-one is called
gtĂĚLJ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ĨĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůĂƵŐŚƐare hearty sitcom belly-laughs but therersquos
ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůƐƋƵŝƚĞŐĞŶƵŝŶĞʹĞǀĞŶif most of its viewers are far too young to say
with any authority whether it actually is
Josh Butler
PRIMETIME gt ROCK amp CHIPS DOWNLOAD gt THE CLEVELAND SHOW
REALITY gt CHARLIE BROOKERrsquoS NEWSWIPE
NO I DONrsquoT WANT NO SCRUBS She hates it he loves it Housemates Grace Simpson and Matt Sladen take their remote
ĐŽŶƚƌŽůďĂƚƚůĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽĨĂƚŽƚŚĞƐŽĂƉďŽdž
I HATE SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBSŶ ŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ĂƌƟĐƵůĂƚĞǁŚLJ ŚĂƚĞScrubs I will
quote a far superior American comedy Family Guy zŽƵ ĞǀĞƌ ǁĂƚĐŚ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚŽǁ ^ĐƌƵďƐ gtŽŝƐhad it on the other night and I was kinda
fading in and out you know I was watching and
wondering which one is the funny guyrsquo
WĞƚĞƌ ƌŝĸŶ ŝĚĞŶƟĮĞƐ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵdž ŽĨ ŵLJargument Scrubs is just not funny If I take the
ĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŽĨĂƐŝƚĐŽŵͲĂƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞĚLJͲƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ĨĂŝůƐ ŽŶ ďŽƚŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƐ ƚƐ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ƐĞƫŶŐis ridiculous to say the least and as for the
comedy or lack thereof juvenile would be an
undeserved compliment I like juvenile humour
I donrsquot like the juvenile JD As a character he is
ƋƵŝƚĞĨƌĂŶŬůLJŶĂƵƐĞĂƟŶŐKŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŽĨ ǀŽŵŝƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ
ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ŽĨ Scrubs that really makes
the showrsquos mishaps on the comedy ward
ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĞĂďůĞ ĂƚŚŽƐ ŝƐ Ă ŵĂůĂĚLJ ƐƵīĞƌĞĚby most American comedies but Scrubs has
managed to make this the basis for nine
ŝƌŬƐŽŵĞƐĞƌŝĞƐzĞƐŬŶŽǁƚŚĂƚĂŶĚdƵƌŬůŽǀĞeach other Irsquod rather not watch the saccharine
ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉEven the theme tune makes me grind my
teeth Scrubsrsquo imminent cardiac arrest cannot
come quick enough
ůŵŽƐƚ Ăůů ůŽŶŐ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĞĚŝĞƐ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŽďĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚLJĞĂƌƐĂŌĞƌƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞŝƌzenith and the latest season of Scrubs minus
ƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŝƐǀĞƌLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞĮƌƐƚ ƐĞǀĞŶƐĞƌŝĞƐŽĨ^ĐƌƵďƐǁĞƌĞĂƵŶŝƋƵĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞƐŝƚĐŽŵŐĞŶƌĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƚLJŝƐĂƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚŝƐ
The key to Scrubsrsquo appeal is JD the
audiencersquos access to his interior monologues
allows an empathy with the character that is not
ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ŝŶĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂůƐŝƚĐŽŵƐLJĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐJD through his work surreal fantasies and
ĨĂƌĐŝĐĂůĞƐĐĂƉĂĚĞƐŝƚ ŝƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ
ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŽĐƚŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌŝƉŚĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐŚĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĂƩĂĐŚĞĚƚŽ
ƐƵŶŝƋƵĞƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞƐĞcharacters allows for episodes to feature
incredibly non-linear plots ranging from the
hilarious to deeply moving and these scenes are
ŽŌĞŶďƵŝůƚƵƉŽŶĂŶĚĞdžƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŵƵůƟƉůĞseries of the show
The very fact a single show can contain such
ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƟŶŐĞŵŽƟŽŶƐĂŶĚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐĨƌŽŵĞƉŝƐŽĚĞto episode and even scene to scene creates a
perfect balance between pathos and bathos
and is a major reason behind why Scrubs is the
best show on television
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From the get-go BioWare developer of the Mass īĞĐƚ series revealed that the games would in
fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
ƚǁŽĂŶĚŚĞƌĞŝƚŝƐĮŶĂůůLJ ƐƐĞƋƵĞůƐŝŶƚƌŝůŽŐŝĞƐgo DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮĐŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĞĂƐŝůLJŇŽƉƉĞĚŚĂƌĚĂŶĚĨĂƐƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŐƌŽƵŶĚĨŽƌĂƉŽŽƌŶĂƌƌĂƟǀĞĂŶĚĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůĂĐŬŽĨŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐƟůůǁŽƵůĚŶƚexactly be a bad thing considering the original
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
ŵŽǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵŶĞďƵůĂƚŽŶĞďƵůĂũƵƐƚƌĞƋƵŝƌĞƐƚŚĞƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞDĂƐƐZĞůĂLJũƵŵƉƐƚŚĂƚƉŽƉƵůĂƚĞƚŚĞĂƌĞĂŽǁĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƌĂĚŝĐĂůĐŚĂŶŐĞĐŽŵĞƐfrom completely changing how its key features
ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŝƚǁĂƐƌĞƉůĂĐĞĚďLJĂƐƚƌĞĂŵůŝŶĞĮŐŚƟŶŐsystem that makes almost every other third
ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŐĂŵĞĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůŬŶŽǁĂůůƚŚĞĂůŝĞŶ
races the tension between the Council races
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƵŵĂŶƌĂĐĞĂŶĚǁŝůůƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚǁŚĂƚ ƐŐŽŝŶŐŽŶampŽƌŵĂŶLJ ƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚǁŝůůďĞƚŚĞŝƌĮƌƐƚexperience of DĂƐƐīĞĐƚ and maybe even their
ĮƌƐƚZWĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůĮŶĚƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐĚƌŽƉƉĞĚŝŶat the deep end having to either trawl through
ƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚůĞƐƐĐŽĚĞdžƉĂŐĞƐƚŚĂƚĮůů ŝŶƚŚĞďĂĐŬͲstory or instead choose to push on and have
ůŝƩůĞŝĚĞĂŽĨǁŚĂƚŝƐŚĂƉƉĞŶŝŶŐĂŶĚƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚof the story and when playing an RPG like Mass īĞĐƚϮ ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJ ŝƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐhůƟŵĂƚĞůLJƚŚŝƐŐĂŵĞŚĂƐ ƐƵĐŚ Ă ůŽŶŐ ůŝĨĞƐƉĂŶ ƚŚĂƚ ĞǀĞŶĂŌĞƌϭϮŚŽƵƌƐĂŌĞƌŝƚ ƐůŝŬĞůLJƉůĂLJĞƌƐǁŽŶƚŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶscratched the surface of the main storyline this
game is begging to be played and deserves to be
ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌŝĨLJŽƵŚĂǀĞŶƚƉůĂLJĞĚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůĚŽŶƚƐƚĂƌƚƉůĂLJŝŶŐƚŚŝƐƵŶƟůLJŽƵŚĂǀĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞŝƚƐŐĞŶŝƵƐǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJůŽƐƚŽŶLJŽƵ
sĂƵŐŚŶŝŐŚĮĞůĚǀĂŝůĂďůĞŽŶWϯϲϬWƌŝĐĞάϯϱWͿάϱϬϯϲϬͿ
-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
-Possibly confusing without original game
-Scanning planets can become tedious
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dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂƐŵĂŶLJ ĂƐ ϭϯϰϬϬϬ ƉƉƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞĨŽƌĚŽǁŶůŽĂĚĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƉůĞ^ƚŽƌĞ^ŽŵĞĂƌĞƵƐĞĨƵůƐŽŵĞĂƌĞĨƵŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞĂƌĞĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞǁĂƐƚĞ ŽĨ ƟŵĞ ĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĮǀĞ ŽĨ ŵLJ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞ ĨƌĞĞ ĂƉƉƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŝWŚŽŶĞ ĂŶĚ ŝWŽĚdŽƵĐŚ
ϭĞZĞĂĚĞƌWƌŽĨƌŽŵĂƌŶĞƐΘEŽďůĞdŚŝƐŚĂŶĚLJůŝƩůĞĂƉƉůĞƚƐLJŽƵĂĐĐĞƐƐƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ Ɛlargest digital depository of books as well as
WƌŽũĞĐƚ ƵƩĞŶďĞƌŐ ĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ LJŽƵƌŝWŚŽŶĞŝŶƚŽĂŶĞZĞĂĚĞƌƚŽƌŝǀĂůŵĂnjŽŶ ƐltŝŶĚůĞŽƌƚŚĞƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚůLJŵŽƌĞĞdžƉĞŶƐŝǀĞŝWĂĚ
ϮŽŽŬͲDŽǀŝĞƐdŚŝƐŝƐĂƌĞĂůůLJĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐĂƉƉǁŚŝĐŚŵĂŬĞƐƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝWŚŽŶĞ ƐW^ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƚŽŝĚĞŶƟĨLJƚŚĞŶĞĂƌĞƐƚcinemas within 5 15 or 50 miles and seamlessly
ŽīĞƌƐLJŽƵĂůŝƐƟŶŐŽĨĂůůĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞĮůŵƐŽŶƚŚĞŝƌƟŵĞƐĂŶĚĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƐLJŽƵƚŽĂŬŝŶŐĨŽƌŵdŚŝƐ
ĐŽƵƉůĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ZŽƩĞŶ dŽŵĂƚŽĞƐ ĂƉƉ ĂƌĞ ĂŵƵƐƚŚĂǀĞĨŽƌĂŶLJŵŽǀŝĞďƵī
ϯƵďďůĞtƌĂƉŽĞƐĞdžĂĐƚůLJǁŚĂƚŝƚƐĂLJƐŽŶƚŚĞƟŶzŽƵƌŝWŚŽŶĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝƐĮůůĞĚǁŝƚŚďƵďďůĞǁƌĂƉĂŶĚLJŽƵŚĂǀĞϰϱƐĞĐŽŶĚƐƚŽƉŽƉĂƐŵĂŶLJŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŝŶĐůƵĚĞƐĂǀĞƌLJƐĂƟƐĨLJŝŶŐƉŽƉƉŝŶŐŶŽŝƐĞǁŝƚŚevery bubble you hit and there are hidden
ďŽŶƵƐĞƐĂŵŽŶŐƚŚĞďƵďďůĞƐƌĞůĂƟǀĞůLJƐŝŵƉůĞĂƉƉďƵƚŝƚ ƐŐƵĂƌĂŶƚĞĞĚƚŽŬĞĞƉLJŽƵĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ
ŝĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ƐƚƵĐŬǁĂŝƟŶŐĂƚ ĂďƵƐ ƐƚŽƉ ĨŽƌ Ă ĨĞǁŵŝŶƵƚĞƐ
ϰZĞĂĚĞƌdŚŝƐ ŐŝǀĞƐ LJŽƵ ĚŝƌĞĐƚ ĂĐĐĞƐƐ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƐƐŝƚĞƌĞͲƉĂĐŬĂŐĞĚĂŶĚƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚĨŽƌƵƐĞǁŝƚŚ LJŽƵƌ ŝWŚŽŶĞ Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ƚŚĞ ƐůŝĚĞƐŚŽǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚĂůůŽǁƐLJŽƵƚŽŇŝĐŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞheadlines in the same way as you would with
your album artwork is a novel way to view the
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dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
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ŝƐŶĞLJ ŝƐďĂĐŬŽŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůŚŽƌƐĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĐĞ The Princess and The Frog ƚƌƵůLJŝƐ ƚŽƉ Ϯ ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƐƌĞŵŝŶŝƐĐĞŶƚ ŽĨ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ƐĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞƉĂƐƚ
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dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
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Michael Blunt
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ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
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ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
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tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
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dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
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ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
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ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
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ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
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hŚĂƐďĞĞŶŚŽƐƚƚŽŵĂŶLJŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂůĂƵƚŚŽƌƐŵŽƐƚ ƐƚĞŵŵŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ D ŝŶ ƌĞĂƟǀĞtƌŝƟŶŐdŚĞĚĂĚĚLJŽĨĂůůŽĨƚŚĞƐĞǁƌŝƚĞƌƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵŶĚĞƌŽĨƚŚĞƌĞǀĞƌĞĚĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƐDĂůĐŽůŵƌĂĚďƵƌLJŵŽƐƚĨĂŵŽƵƐĨŽƌŚŝƐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůĐĂŵƉƵƐŶŽǀĞů The History Man ƌĂĚďƵƌLJ ůĞĐƚƵƌĞĚ ŝŶŽƵƌǀĞƌLJŽǁŶƌƚƐďƵŝůĚŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵϭϵϳϬďĞĨŽƌĞŚŝƐ ƌĞƟƌĞŵĞŶƚ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ ĂŶĚ ƚĂƵŐŚƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨŽƵƌŵŽƐƚǁĞůůŬŶŽǁŶŐƌĂĚƵĂƚĞƐŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐĂŶDĐǁĂŶĂŶĚltĂnjƵŽƐŚŝŐƵƌŽĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŶŽǀĞů
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PERFORMANCEHOW TO DISMANTLE A LIFELESS LIFE
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Joe Doran
DRESS REHEARSAL ƌĂŶĐŚĞƐĞƚĐŚƚŚĞĮůŵŽĨŝĐĞ
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BECAUSE I DANCE
ĞĐĂƵƐĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚĂŵǁĞĂŬƚĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚŵLJΗƐƉŽƌƚΗŝƐƵŶŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐͿƵƐĞƟŐŚƚƐĂŶĚƉŝŶŬƚƵƚƵƐĞĐƵĂƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐǁĞƐǁĞĂƚĂŶĚǁĞǁŽƌŬĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐƐŝŵƉůLJŵĞĂŶƐŽŶĞƚŚŝŶŐtĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůǁĞƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚǁŽƌŬanymore
tĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůŽƵƌĨĞĞƚďůĞĞĚĂŶĚŽƵƌmuscles are torn
dƌƵĞĂƚŚůĞƚĞƐǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůƚŚĞLJƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚĂŶLJŵŽƌĞŶĚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚĚĂŶĐŝŶŐŝƐĂůůĂďŽƵƚ
Sarah Forney
THE PERFORMANCE
ĨĞĞůĐĂŶŇLJdŚĞǁŽƌůĚĐĂŶĚŝƐĂƉƉĞĂƌMy troubles can cease
ampŽƌũƵƐƚŽŶĞŵŽŵĞŶƚĂŵƚƌƵůLJĂƚƉĞĂĐĞ
Sandy Rowson
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRLTelevisionrsquos Glee mixtape offers an alternative to Journey playing endlessly on the radio and in your head
It has to be said one of the best things about Glee is the awesome soundtrack From classic rock to Liza Minnelli it cant be watched without the joy of hearing unexpected songs turned into amazing arrangements by the teeny-boppers to end all teeny-boppers
As much as everyone loves the characters ƚŚĞƌĞΖƐ ŶŽ ĚĞŶLJŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăůů ƚŚĞŵĞŶ ĂƌĞ ƉƌĞƩLJmuch dogs so I propose this song by the Welsh queen of 80s hair The song already has the musical theatre-esque ldquoDoo doo doo doooooooordquo sung by a choir so an arrangement wouldnt be too unfaithful to the original masterpiece As for someone to sing it Emma is the obvious choice Shes hung up on a married ŵĂŶǁŚŝůĞĚĂƟŶŐĂŵĂŶƐŚĞŚĂƐŶŽŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚŝŶͲŝĨanyone needs a hero in this show its her
Micha Butler
Following along the lines of the lively covers of Queen and Bon Jovi Irsquod love to see the mash up of these Red Hot Chili Peppers songs to give the kids a bit more edge - lsquoproving themselvesrsquo to their cooler Californian counterparts in an ĞƉŝĐƐŝŶŐͲŽīŝŶƚŚĞƌĞŐŝŽŶĂůƐƚŚĞƌĞƐŐŽƚƚŽďĞhip Glee kids out there somewhere)
lsquoBy the Wayrsquo opens with Finnrsquos voice and ƌƟĞƐ ƌĂƉƉŝŶŐ ŝƐŽůĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŐƵŝƚĂƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞbackground The rest of the group would have ƚŽŚĂǀĞĂĨƵŶŬLJĚĂŶĐĞƌŽƵƟŶĞƚŽƵƉƚŚĞŝƌ ĐƌĞĚ but then show their amazing harmonising centred on reigning queen Rachel during the ĐŚŽƌƵƐdŚĞ ĂůŝĨŽƌŶŝĐĂƟŽŶƉĂƌƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞĞĚsome kind of bitchiness to it possibly involving ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞŽĨŽƵƞŝƚƐŵŝŵŝĐŬŝŶŐƐƚĞƌĞŽƚLJƉĞĚgtcharacters with a backdrop to suit Imagine the theatrics of it all
Natalie Stephenson
lsquoI NEED A HEROrsquo - BONNIE TYLER
lsquoBY THE WAYCALIFORNICATIONrsquo RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Glee excells at featuring a mixture of musical-tunes and chart hits which are lsquoreinterpretedrsquo for a new audience With this in mind Irsquod love to see this song - last seen being mimed by ŽƐĞƉŚŽƌĚŽŶgtĞǀŝƩŝŶ(500) Days Of Summer - featuring on this brilliant new series
It has a perfect upbeat sound ideal for some swinging choreography maybe some twists ƐŬLJƌĞĂĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƌƟĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐǁŚĞĞůŝŶŐŽĨƚŚĞǁŚĞĞůĐŚĂŝƌƚŽĮƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐĂŶĚbubbly lyrics as well as containing a fair share of lsquoOoh-Ooohsrsquo and backing vocals to please ƚŚŽƐĞ ǁŚŽ ĮŶĚ ƐĂƟƐĨĂĐƟŽŶ ŝŶ Ă ǁĞůůͲƉůĂĐĞĚŚĂƌŵŽŶLJͲǁŚŝĐŚĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĚŽ
Only Finn could sing this song and hersquod obviously be singing it either about or to Rachel because we know things canrsquot work out between him and Quinn
Georgina Pursey
lsquoYOU MAKE MY DREAMSrsquo HALL amp OATS
The really special moments in Glee are when a ƐŽŶŐƚĂŬĞƐLJŽƵďLJƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞŵLJtŝŶĞŚŽƵƐĞƐRehab never sounded so perky) which is why ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůůLJǁŽƵůĚůŽǀĞƚŽƐĞĞEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐcover Miss Murder because itrsquos both lyrically a great song and it has so much musical and ĐŽŵŝĐ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĨŽƌ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚůů ďĞchallenging for the cast and writers but imagine it jazzed up in the style of Chicago and yoursquoll understand it could sound amazing
The plot revolves around Will Schuester In a bid for more support from the school he agrees to let the student body nominate ĂŶĚ ĞůĞĐƚ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĨŽƌ EĞǁ ŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ƚŽ ƐŝŶŐThat results in the schoolrsquos surprisingly ůĂƌŐĞ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ƌŽĐŬ ĐůŝƋƵĞ ƚĂŬŝŶŐ ŝƚ ƵƉŽŶƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƚŽǀŽƚĞŝŶampǁŝƚŚĂĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĂƟŽŶeclipsing the movement behind the Rage Against The Machine Christmas number one
Laura Liddell
lsquoMISS MURDERrsquo - AFIŌĞƌ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ Glee cast smashing Salt-n-Peparsquos hip-hop classic Push It ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁǁŽƵůĚďĞŶĞĮƚĨƌŽŵƚĂĐŬůŝŶŐĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ŚŝƉͲƚŚƌƵƐƟŶŐ ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽĨ ŶŽŶͲƉŽǁĞƌballad hip hop verse So why not take on ldquoAll ǁĂŶŶĂĚŽ ŝƐ ĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐůĐŬͲching) and take ya moneyrdquo
tŝůů ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ ŵŽŶĞLJ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞrunning Glee club would lead with hood up bling on nodding to his own singing while serving food from the school cafeteria An lsquoa cappellarsquo version of Paper Planes shouldnrsquot ďĞƚŽŽŵƵĐŚŽĨĂƉƵƐŚĨŽƌƚŚĞŵƵůƟͲƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚƐ ďƵƚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŐƵŶͲƚŽƟŶŐƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞ ƐĞƋƵĞŶĐĞ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ƐŽƌƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁŽƵůĚbe whether or not the Gleesters choose to incorporate the obligatory Paper Planes head ŶŽĚĂŶĚďƵƩĞƌŇLJŚĂŶĚƐ
Hannah Livingston
lsquoPAPER PLANESrsquo - MIA
dŚĞďŽLJƐŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĐĂĨĞůůĂ Ɛ ƐŽ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞƚŚĞƚŚƌĞĞůĞĂĚŐŝƌůƐƐƚƌƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽĐĂůƐƚƵī
You Canrsquot Hurry Love as sung by Rachel Berry Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray ƚŚĞ ĞǁŝƐŚ Őŝƌů ƚŚĞ ďůĂĐŬ Őŝƌů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ůůͲAmerican girl - if you only know the show by its stereotypes) would be perfect for Glee As the African-American Mercedes would obviously have to take on the role of Diana Ross and her ǀŽŝĐĞǁŽƵůĚĚŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶũƵƐƟĐĞƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐespecially when sugar coated by the sweet background ldquoOohrdquos of two of the other best voices in the show
The song manages to cover all three girlsrsquo ŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƉůŽƚůŝŶĞƐZĂĐŚĞů ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐƉůŝŐŚƚof unrequited love the complete lack of interest ĂŶLJ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƐŚŽǁŶ DĞƌĐĞĚĞƐ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁƐƟůůŚĂǀŝŶŐŶŽ ƌĂĐŝĂůůLJ ĐŽŵƉĂƟďůĞŵĂƚĐŚͿ ĂŶĚQuinn Fabrayrsquos seemingly endless pregnancy dŚŝŶŬŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŶƚĂŐĞƉŽƐƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ
Hasina Allen
lsquoYOU CANrsquoT HURRY LOVErsquo THE SUPREMES
Alright hear me out The creator of ƵīLJ Joss Whedon is set to direct an episode of ůĞĞand ƐŽ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ZĂĐŚĞů ĂǁŶͿ ŚĂƐ ůĞŌ EĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ^ƵĞ ^ǁĞĞƚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞŵŽŶͿhas poisoned her against them playing on her ĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĨŽƌampŝŶŶƵīLJͿKŶůLJampŝŶŶĐĂŶƉĞƌƐƵĂĚĞher to come back but he too feels disillusioned ǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ŚŝƐ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ ltƵƌƚ ^ƉŝŬĞͿ ŝƐĐŽŶŇŝĐƚĞĚ ŚĞ ŬŶŽǁƐ ƚŚĞLJ ǁŽŶƚ ǁŝŶ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚZĂĐŚĞůďƵƚƐƟůůǁĂŶƚƐampŝŶŶĨŽƌŚŝŵƐĞůĨ Dƌ^ĐŚƵĞŝůĞƐͿĨĞĞůƐŚĞƐŚŽƵůĚŝŶƚĞƌǀĞŶĞĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ^ƵĞďƵƚŝƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚƚŚĂƚŚĞĚŽĞƐŶƚ ůĞƚŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐĮŐŚƚƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶďĂƩůĞƐƌƟĞyĂŶĚĞƌͿĂŶĚdŝŶĂŶLJĂͿbicker and look on helplessly and Mercedes dĂƌĂͿĂŶĚYƵŝŶŶtŝůůŽǁͿƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƚŚĞĚŝǀĂĮůůĞƌ
Unless yoursquore well versed in both that ǁŝůů ƌĞĂĚ ůŝŬĞ ŝŶĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶƐŝďůĞ ĨĂŶͲĮĐƟŽŶďƵƚ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞGleersquos show tunes got a bit ŵŽƌĞ ĐƵůƚƵƌĂůůLJ ƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚ Dreamgirls not-with-standing)
Josh Butler
lsquoWALK THROUGH THE FIRErsquoBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A lot of the major musicals have been covered already in Glee from Cabaret to Wicked yet ŵĂŶLJĂƌĞƐƟůůůĞŌǁŝĚĞŽƉĞŶtŚŝůĞƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůďĞ ůŝƩůĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ ŝĨ ampŝŶŶ ĂŶĚ ZĂĐŚĞů ĞŶĚ ƵƉperforming High School Musicalrsquos Breaking Free the song I would like to see performed is possibly the most predictable choice for a show like this Seasons of Love from Rent
tŝƚŚEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŽŶŝĚĞĂůůLJthe solo parts would be given to Mercedes and ƌƟĞdŚĞƌĞŶĞĞĚŶŽƚďĞĂƐƉĞĐŝĮĐƉůŽƚďƵƚŝƚwould be a perfect choice for regionals
The song is so typically Broadway that it ǁĂƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵĂƐŽŶthe stage and I would love to hear the castrsquos version as the song has GleeǁƌŝƩĞŶĂůůŽǀĞƌŝƚ
Karine Wach-Donovan
lsquoSEASONS OF LOVErsquo - RENT
^ĞƚŚDĂĐampĂƌůĂŶĞŝƐŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŚĞdominant force behind US animated sitcom
He accounts for three of the countryrsquos biggest
shows of their kind and with King of the Hill ŶŽǁĂĚŝƐƚĂŶƚŵĞŵŽƌLJDĂƩƌŽĞŶŝŶŐǁŽƵůĚbe forgiven for feeling nervous Sadly however
whilst Family Guy and American Dad have
been runaway successes The Cleveland Show
ŝƐĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐůLJĂǀĞƌĂŐĞCleveland may be a likeable character on
Family Guy but as Joey Tribbiani proved that
ĚŽĞƐŶƚŶĞĐĞƐƐĂƌŝůLJŵĞĂŶĂƐƉŝŶͲŽīƐŚŽǁŝƐĂŐŽŽĚŝĚĞĂŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨĐƌĞĂƟŶŐĂĨƌĞƐŚŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůshow MacFarlane and co have simply copy and
pasted their most popular show and put one
of the less-developed characters in the driving
ƐĞĂƚ ůĞǀĞůĂŶĚ ƌ ŝƐ ďĂƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŚƌŝƐ ƌŝĸŶwith glasses Tim the Bear is the token sub-
Brian animal character and most shamelessly
obvious of all talking toddler Rallo Tubbs is just
^ƚĞǁŝĞƌŝĸŶǁŝƚŚĂŶĂĨƌŽdŚĞŽŶůLJŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŝƚLJcomes from Clevelandrsquos new step-daughter
ZŽďĞƌƚĂ ďĞŝŶŐ Ă ƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂƐƐĞƌƟǀĞ ĂŶƟƚŚĞƐŝƐƚŽƌŝĸŶƚĞĞŶDĞŐ
As for Cleveland himself he is hardly a
ƌŝǀĞƟŶŐƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚKŶŚŝƐ ƉĂƌĞŶƚ ƐŚŽǁŚĞƐgood for a few throwaway moments and the
occasional sub-plot and it is good to see him
get a bit more development here but the
ƉĂŝŶĨƵůůLJŽďǀŝŽƵƐĨĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƩĞƌŝƐƚŚĂƚŚĞƐũƵƐƚ ŶŽƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ĐĂƌƌLJ ŚŝƐ ŽǁŶ
show
The jokes are unsurprisingly crude
and boundary-pushing MacFarlane does
ƉƌŽǀŽĐĂƟǀĞ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůů ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞƐsomething about the show that just feels
messy Controversial gags are all well and good
ǁŚĞŶ ƵƐĞĚ ŝŶ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ƉůŽƩĞĚ ĐŽŶƚĞdžƚ ŽƌǁŚĞŶŵĂŬŝŶŐĂďŝƟŶŐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůƉŽŝŶƚʹŝŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽƌĚƐ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝƐ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŽŶ Ă ƌŽůů ʹďƵƚ ǁŚĞŶ ŵŝdžĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƵŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƐĐƌŝƉƟŶŐ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐŽimpressive
ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŝƚ ŵĂLJ ďĞ ƵŶĨĂŝƌ ƚŽ ũƵĚŐĞ The Cleveland ShowŝŶĚŝƌĞĐƚƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽŝƚƐƉĂƌĞŶƚsitcom but when itrsquos so underwhelming
ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝƐŽŶ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ ŚŽǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƉƌŽũĞĐƚŝƐƚƐƐƟůůĞĂƌůLJĚĂLJƐĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƉůĞŶƚLJŽĨƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽĮŶĚŝƚƐĨĞĞƚďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚƐƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽƚlooking promising
Shaun Kitchener
KŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂLJĞĚƚŚƌĞĂĚƐƚŽĞŵĞƌŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨScreenwipe Newswipe refocuses
Charlie Brookerrsquos stream-of-spleen to the
ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐŽĨ ƚǁĞŶƚLJͲĨŽƵƌŚŽƵƌŶĞǁƐZĞůĂLJĞĚin-part via a budget mock-up of a riverside news
ƐƚƵĚŝŽŵŽĐŬďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽƉĞƌĂƟǀĞǁŽƌĚͿĂŶĚƚŚĞsame darkened living room seen in Screenwipe
ŝƚ ŝƐ ĂŶ ƵŶĂƐŚĂŵĞĚůLJ ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ ŽĨtelevised vaudeville - complete with talking-
heads occasionally lunging into the spotlight to
ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞŽƵƌŽďƐĞƐƐŝŽŶǁŝƚŚ ǁŚĂƚ ƐďĞĞŶŐŽŝŶŐonrsquo
In last weekrsquos second episode of the new
ƐĞƌŝĞƐƌŽŽŬĞƌƵƐĞƐƚŚĞƚƌĂŐĞĚLJŽĨƚŚĞĂŝƟĂŶ
ĞĂƌƚŚƋƵĂŬĞĂƐĂĨƌĂŵĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚǁŚŝĐŚƚŽĞdžƉŽƐĞƚŚĞŇƵīƉŝĞĐĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŽŽŌĞŶƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞƚŚĞlast laugh of the news lightweight handbags
miniature dogs and brain-mapping all make
appearances against the backdrop of piled
bodies on the streets on Port-au-Prince Another
leader is how the BBC ITN and Sky managed to
ƉƌŽƉƵƉŶũĞŵŚŽƵĚĂƌLJ ƐƐůĂŵϰhltƉƵďůŝĐŝƚLJstuntrsquo through constant reportage and analysis
ĂŶĚ ŝŶǀŝƟŶŐ ƚŚĞŵĂŶŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝǀĞstudio sofas to argue the toss with enraged
social commentators
As usual with Brooker much of his
ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ŝƐŵĂƐŬĞĚďLJŶĞĂƌͲĞŶĚůĞƐƐ
ƐĂƌĐĂƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ƐŶŝĚĞ ŝŶǀĞĐƟǀĞ ƚŚĂƚsounds like a disclaimer against sincerity
ampŽƌ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽŶĂƩƌŝďƵƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĂƌĞŶƚ ůĂĐŬ ŽĨ ŝƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵĞĚŝĂͿ ďLJ ũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ ĞĂƚŚĞƌ ƌŽŽŬĞis undermined by a self-consciously awkward
ĐůŽƐŝŶŐ ƌĞŵĂƌŬ ŵĞĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐŚŝŌ ƚŚĞ ƚŽŶĞ ĨƌŽŵthe sublime back to the ridiculous But perhaps
ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƵƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĐĐůŝŵĂƟƐĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞǁĞŝƌĚĞƌ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŶĞǁƐƌĞĂĚĞƌ Ɛ ƐŽƵƌͲfaced condolence changing to a rictus grin with
ƚŚĞŇŝĐŬŽĨĂŶĂƵƚŽĐƵĞ^ĂƟƌĞĂůǁĂLJƐƐƚĂLJƐĐůŽƐĞto its target so it makes sense for Brooker to
ŇŝĐŬďĞƚǁĞĞŶĐŽǀĞƌĂŐĞŽĨƚŚĞtĞĞŬŝŶƵůůƐŚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŚŽƌƌŽƌƐŽĨĂďƌŽŬĞŶĂŝƟͲĂŌĞƌĂůůƚŚĞƌĞĂůŶĞǁƐĚŽĞƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƐŝŵŝůĂƌĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞ
^ĞŶƐĂƟŽŶĂůŝƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƐĂŶĐƟŵŽŶLJ ĚŽŶƚ
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ĚĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ŽŶůLJŵŽĐŬĞƌLJDŽƌĞ ŽŌĞŶthan not Newswipe proves to be the poke in
ƚŚĞĞLJĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJŶĞĞĚƐĂƟŵĞůLJreminder that a news story is only as big as its
headline
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^Ž ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĂƚ dŚĂƚ Ɛ ƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĂůůǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐtĞǁĞƌĞƉƌŽŵŝƐĞĚĂŽŶĞͲŽīƉƌĞƋƵĞůƚŽOnly Fools and Horses featuring all
the fabled events of Del Boyrsquos adolescence and
what we got was an hour-and-a-half kitchen-
ƐŝŶŬŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂtŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞƚŚĞũŽŬĞƐdŚĞƌĞare more laughs in the worst episodes of Life on MarsʹĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƚŽƚŚŝŶŬŽĨ ŝƚĞǀĞŶĂĐŽƵƉůĞfrom Ashes to Ashes
Therersquos a lot to be said about whatrsquos wrong
with Rock amp Chips Nicholas Lyndhurst playing
the man that fathered his Only Fools character
ZŽĚŶĞLJ ďĞŝŶŐ ŚŝŐŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚ ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŚĞobviously looks like he could be Roddersrsquo dad
ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ǁŽŽŝŶŐ ŽĨ ŽĂŶ dƌŽƩĞƌ ŚĂĚ ƋƵŝƚĞ Ăquaint Back to the Future air to it It is only
when it comes to the actual act (a literal bit of
ŚŽǁ Ɛ LJŽƵƌ ĨĂƚŚĞƌͿ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞwhole conceit has been a terrible mistake and
you just want to look away from the ensuing
KĞĚŝƉĂůŵĞƐƐdŚĂƚĂƐŝĚĞƚŚĞƌĞ ƐĂLJĨƌŽŵThe InbetweenersƉůĂLJŝŶŐĞůŽLJǁŚĞŶŚĞǁĂƐƐƟůůĂ ďŽLJ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐ Śŝŵ ĞdžĂĐƚůLJůŝŬĞ ĂLJͿ ƐĞƚ ĚĞƐŝŐŶ ĂůƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ƚŽŽ ƐŚŝŶLJ ĂŶĚŶĞǁĨŽƌƚŚĞŝƚ ƐŐƌŝŵĚŽǁŶƐŽƵƚŚĐŽŶĐĞƉƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐůŝŐŚƚĚŝĸĐƵůƚLJƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůƐĞƌŝĞƐŶŽƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐͿ ĞŶĚĞĚ ϭϵ LJĞĂƌƐago the endless in-jokes that Rock amp Chips lives
ŽīŇLJŽǀĞƌĂůůďƵƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶĞĚŽĨŚĞĂĚƐThat being said this venture was not
necessarily a mistake Take away all the cheeky-
chappy misdemeanours and it has at its heart
a sweet melancholy drama of 60s London Itrsquos
ŶŽƚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĐůĞǀĞƌ ĂŶĚŝƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŽīĞƌĂŶLJŶĞǁ Žƌ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƵŶƚŽůĚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ďƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚdoes it does quite well Itrsquos the kind of bearable
ĐŽƐƚƵŵĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌďŽŶŶĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽƌƐĞƚƐ ďƵƚ ŝƐ ŶŽ ůĞƐƐ ƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚƚŽ ŽīĞƌ Ă ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǁĞƌĞNo one rolls over a squad car no-one is called
gtĂĚLJ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ĨĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůĂƵŐŚƐare hearty sitcom belly-laughs but therersquos
ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůƐƋƵŝƚĞŐĞŶƵŝŶĞʹĞǀĞŶif most of its viewers are far too young to say
with any authority whether it actually is
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REALITY gt CHARLIE BROOKERrsquoS NEWSWIPE
NO I DONrsquoT WANT NO SCRUBS She hates it he loves it Housemates Grace Simpson and Matt Sladen take their remote
ĐŽŶƚƌŽůďĂƚƚůĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽĨĂƚŽƚŚĞƐŽĂƉďŽdž
I HATE SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBSŶ ŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ĂƌƟĐƵůĂƚĞǁŚLJ ŚĂƚĞScrubs I will
quote a far superior American comedy Family Guy zŽƵ ĞǀĞƌ ǁĂƚĐŚ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚŽǁ ^ĐƌƵďƐ gtŽŝƐhad it on the other night and I was kinda
fading in and out you know I was watching and
wondering which one is the funny guyrsquo
WĞƚĞƌ ƌŝĸŶ ŝĚĞŶƟĮĞƐ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵdž ŽĨ ŵLJargument Scrubs is just not funny If I take the
ĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŽĨĂƐŝƚĐŽŵͲĂƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞĚLJͲƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ĨĂŝůƐ ŽŶ ďŽƚŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƐ ƚƐ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ƐĞƫŶŐis ridiculous to say the least and as for the
comedy or lack thereof juvenile would be an
undeserved compliment I like juvenile humour
I donrsquot like the juvenile JD As a character he is
ƋƵŝƚĞĨƌĂŶŬůLJŶĂƵƐĞĂƟŶŐKŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŽĨ ǀŽŵŝƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ
ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ŽĨ Scrubs that really makes
the showrsquos mishaps on the comedy ward
ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĞĂďůĞ ĂƚŚŽƐ ŝƐ Ă ŵĂůĂĚLJ ƐƵīĞƌĞĚby most American comedies but Scrubs has
managed to make this the basis for nine
ŝƌŬƐŽŵĞƐĞƌŝĞƐzĞƐŬŶŽǁƚŚĂƚĂŶĚdƵƌŬůŽǀĞeach other Irsquod rather not watch the saccharine
ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉEven the theme tune makes me grind my
teeth Scrubsrsquo imminent cardiac arrest cannot
come quick enough
ůŵŽƐƚ Ăůů ůŽŶŐ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĞĚŝĞƐ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŽďĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚLJĞĂƌƐĂŌĞƌƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞŝƌzenith and the latest season of Scrubs minus
ƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŝƐǀĞƌLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞĮƌƐƚ ƐĞǀĞŶƐĞƌŝĞƐŽĨ^ĐƌƵďƐǁĞƌĞĂƵŶŝƋƵĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞƐŝƚĐŽŵŐĞŶƌĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƚLJŝƐĂƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚŝƐ
The key to Scrubsrsquo appeal is JD the
audiencersquos access to his interior monologues
allows an empathy with the character that is not
ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ŝŶĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂůƐŝƚĐŽŵƐLJĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐJD through his work surreal fantasies and
ĨĂƌĐŝĐĂůĞƐĐĂƉĂĚĞƐŝƚ ŝƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ
ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŽĐƚŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌŝƉŚĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐŚĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĂƩĂĐŚĞĚƚŽ
ƐƵŶŝƋƵĞƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞƐĞcharacters allows for episodes to feature
incredibly non-linear plots ranging from the
hilarious to deeply moving and these scenes are
ŽŌĞŶďƵŝůƚƵƉŽŶĂŶĚĞdžƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŵƵůƟƉůĞseries of the show
The very fact a single show can contain such
ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƟŶŐĞŵŽƟŽŶƐĂŶĚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐĨƌŽŵĞƉŝƐŽĚĞto episode and even scene to scene creates a
perfect balance between pathos and bathos
and is a major reason behind why Scrubs is the
best show on television
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From the get-go BioWare developer of the Mass īĞĐƚ series revealed that the games would in
fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
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DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
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ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŝƚǁĂƐƌĞƉůĂĐĞĚďLJĂƐƚƌĞĂŵůŝŶĞĮŐŚƟŶŐsystem that makes almost every other third
ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŐĂŵĞĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůŬŶŽǁĂůůƚŚĞĂůŝĞŶ
races the tension between the Council races
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game is begging to be played and deserves to be
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-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
-Possibly confusing without original game
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ƚŚĂƚ ŽŶ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ϮϳƚŚ ƉƉůĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŝƌŶĞǁ ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƚĂďůĞƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐĚĞǀŝĐĞĂŶĚĚƵĞƚŽƚŚĞŝWŚŽŶĞƌĞǀŽůƵƟŽŶŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞ ƉŚŽŶĞ ŵĂƌŬĞƚ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚǁĞƌĞƐŽŚŝŐŚƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĂůůLJƉŝĞƌĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŚĞĂǀĞŶƐ dŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ǁĂƐ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĞĚ ĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƌĚĞƐ ŽĨDĂĐ ĨĂŶďŽLJƐ ƚŽ ďĞ ƐŽŵĞƐŽƌƚ ŽĨ ĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƐĐƵůƉƚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀŝŶĞŚĂŶĚŽĨŽĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞŵĞĚŝƵŵŽĨ^ƚĞǀĞŽďƐthat would proceed to usher in the age of the
tablet kill the netbook and perhaps the laptop
ǁŚŝůĞŝƚǁĂƐĂƚŝƚKĨĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƚ ƐƚŽŽĞĂƌůLJƚŽƐĂLJǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚŝƐ
ƉƌŽƉŚĞĐLJǁŝůů ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ ŶŽƚͿ ďƵƚone thing is clear the target market for the iPad
is people who are very casual users of modern
ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ŶLJŽŶĞ ǁŚŽ ůŽŽŬƐ Ăƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐwith anything deeper than face value should not
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synonymous with the general public - to events
ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƐ ŶŽŵĂƩĞƌ ŚŽǁ ƐƵƉĞƌĮĐŝĂůtŚĂƚďĞƩĞƌǁĂLJƚŽƐŚŽǁĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJϱϬϬŽĨLJŽƵƌĐůŽƐĞƐƚĨƌŝĞŶĚƐLJŽƵƌĂƫƚƵĚĞƐƚŽǁĂƌĚƐĂĚƵůƚĞƌLJ
Based on the novels by CD WĂLJŶĞƚŚŝƐŝƐŶŽƚĂĮůŵĨŽƌƚŚĞĨĂŝŶƚͲŚĞĂƌƚĞĚ DŝĐŚĂĞů ĞƌĂĨĂŵŽƵƐ ĨŽƌ ƌŽůĞƐ ŝŶ Juno and Superbad ƐƚĂƌƐ ŝŶ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮůŵ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞ ďŽLJƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚƌƵŐŐůĞƐƚŽďŽƚŚĂĐƋƵŝƌĞĂ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĂŶĚ ůŽƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌǀŝƌŐŝŶŝƚLJ
ĞƌĂ ƉůĂLJƐ EŝĐŬ dǁŝƐƉĂ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ǁŚŽ ĨĞĞůƐ ƚŚĂƚĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐŚŝƐ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞĚ ƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ŝƐŐĞƫŶŐŵŽƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƚŚĂŶŚĞŝƐĞŝƐƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌǁĞĂƌĞŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐĞĚƚŽ ŝŶ ƚŚĞĮůŵĂŶĚŝƚ ŝƐ Ă ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐůLJ ŚƵŵŽƌŽƵƐƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ĂƚƚŚĂƚ ĚƵƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶŝŶŐĐƌĞĚŝƚƐ
KŶ Ă ƌĂŶĚŽŵ ǀĂĐĂƟŽŶEŝĐŬ ŵĞĞƚƐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ĂŶĚ
ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ĨĂůůƐ ŝŶ ůŽǀĞ ^ŚĞĞŶŝƉƌŽǀŽŬĞƐ EŝĐŬ Ɛ ůƵƐƚ ĨŽƌ ŚĞƌǁŝƚŚ ƐƵĐŚ ĐůŝĐŚĠƐ ĂƐ ĂƐŬŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽƌƵďƐƵŶĐƌĞĂŵŝŶƚŽŚĞƌďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵŵĞŶƟŶŐ ƚŚĂƚŝƚ ĚŽĞƐŶƚ ƚĂŬĞ Ă ůŽƚ ƚŽ ƚƵƌŶ
Śŝŵ ŽŶ zĞƚ ũƵƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ EŝĐŬƚŚŝŶŬƐ ŚĞ ƐƚĂŶĚƐ Ă ĐŚĂŶĐĞ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƌĞǀĞĂůƐ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚĞ ŚĂƐ ĂďŽLJĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ dƌĞŶƚ ůŝƐƟŶŐĂůů ƚŚĞ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ ƐŚĞ ůŝŬĞƐĂďŽƵƚŚŝŵdŚŝƐƉƌŽŵƉƚƐEŝĐŬƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐLJ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚǁŚŽ ĂŵŽŶŐ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ
ŝƐ Ă ůŝŶŐĞƌŝĞŵŽĚĞů ŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJEŝĐŬ Ɛ ŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟŽŶ ůĂƚĞƌĐƌĞĂƚĞƐ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƚŽ ǁŝŶ ƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůůƵƌŝŶŐ LJĞƚĂůŽŽĨ^ŚĞĞŶŝ
ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ dǁŝƐƉ Ɛ ĂůƚĞƌͲĞŐŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŝůŝŶŐĞƌ ƉƌŽǀĞƐƚŽďĞĂŶĂŵƵƐŝŶŐĂŶĚĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ŝŶ ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƚ ƚŽ ŚŝƐŶĞƌĚLJ ĂŶĚ ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ƐĞůĨ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƐĞůĨ ƟƚůĞĚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ Ɛ ůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ Ăůů ƚŚŝŶŐƐampƌĞŶĐŚ ŝƐ Ă ŵŽƵƐƚĂĐŚŝŽĞĚďůƵĞͲĞLJĞĚƐŵŽŬŝŶŐƐĞĚƵĐƟǀĞǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ EŝĐŬ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ďĂĚǀĞƌLJ ďĂĚ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĚĞǀĂƐƚĂƟŽŶŝŶEŝĐŬ ƐůŝĨĞ ďLJ ĚĞƐƚƌŽLJŝŶŐ ďŽƚŚ ŚŝƐƉĂƌĞŶƚƐĐĂƌƐĂŶĚƐĞƫŶŐĮƌĞƚŽŚĂůĨŽĨĞƌŬĞůĞLJŝŶĂŶĂƩĞŵƉƚƚŽďƌŝŶŐEŝĐŬĂŶĚ^ŚĞĞŶŝĐůŽƐĞƌƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ LJĞƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ŶĞǀĞƌ
ƋƵŝƚĞǁŽƌŬŽƵƚ^ĐĞŶĞƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ
ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂƌĞďŽƚŚƉƌĞƐĞŶƚ ĂƌĞŐƌĞĂƚƐŽƵƌĐĞƐŽĨĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚĂŶĚ ĂŵďŝŐƵŝƚLJͿ dŚŝƐ ŝƐĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJƚƌƵĞŝŶƚŚĞďƵŶŬďĞĚƐĐĞŶĞ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ŝƐ ĨĂŝůŝŶŐŝŶ ƉĞƌƐƵĂĚŝŶŐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƚŽ ůĞƚŚŝŵŐĞƚ ŝŶƚŽďĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ƐŽampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĚĞĐŝĚĞƐ ƚŽ ƚĂŬĞ ŽǀĞƌĂŶĚ ƉƌŽƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ǁŝƚŚƐŽŵĞ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŝĚĞĂƐ ^ŚĞŝƐ ǁŽŶ ŽǀĞƌ ďLJ ŚŝƐ ĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌŵĂŶĚĂƐŬƐŝĨƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚŚĞƌĞĂůůLJǁĂŶƚƐǁŚŝĐŚůĞĂĚƐƚŽEŝĐŬ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂŶĚƉůĞĂĚŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽĂŐƌĞĞ
ďƐƚƌĂĐƚŵŽĚĞƐŽĨĮůŵŝŶŐǁŚŝĐŚ ŝŶǀŽůǀĞ Ă ĐĂƌ ĚƌŝǀĞͲŝŶĐƵƚͲŽƵƚ ĂŶĚ ƉŽƉͲƵƉ ŝŵĂŐĞƐĂŶĚ ŇŽĂƟŶŐ ŶĂŬĞĚ ĐĂƌƚŽŽŶĐŽƵƉůĞƐ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĞdž ǁŚŝĐŚ
EŝĐŬ ŚĂůůƵĐŝŶĂƚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌ ĞĂƟŶŐŵĂŐŝĐ ŵƵƐŚƌŽŽŵƐ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞ ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƵƐƵĂůĨŽƌŵĂƚdŚĞ ƐŽƵŶĚƚƌĂĐŬ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵŝƚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĮůŵƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ
DŽƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƋƵŝƚĞĂĨĞǁƉŽƚĞŶƟĂůůLJďĞŝŶŐ ĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚ ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƐƵĐŚ
ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƐĞƌŝĂů ĚĂƟŶŐ ŵŽƚŚĞƌĂŶĚ ŽǀĞƌƉƌŽƚĞĐƟǀĞ ŚƌŝƐƟĂŶƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŽ ďĞ ŽĨ ĂĐŽŵŝĐĂůŶĂƚƵƌĞĂŶĚĂƌůĞƩĂŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŽŶĞŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚ
Tasha Percy
Precious ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ dŚĞ ƟƚůĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝƐŶŽƚĚŝƐĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ƐŚĞ ŝƐ ďůĂĐŬŽƌ ƉŽŽƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŽ ĂŵŝŶŽƌĞdžƚĞŶƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨŚĞƌǁĞŝŐŚƚdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŐŝƌůďŽƌŶŝŶƚŽŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐĐŝƌĐƵŵƐƚĂŶĐĞƐǁŚŽ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ƐŚĞƌĞĐĞŝǀĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽĐŝĞƚLJ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ƐŚĞĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌƐĂƐĂƌĞƐƵůƚŝƐĂďůĞƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞŚĞƌůŝĨĞĨŽƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ ampŽƌƚŚŝƐƌĞĂƐŽŶŝƚŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐĮůŵƐŽĨ ƌĞĐĞŶƚLJĞĂƌƐĂƐŝŐŶƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚŝƐŶŽƚƐŽĐƌƵĞůĂŌĞƌĂůů
ĞƌŚŽŵĞŝƐŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐƐŚŽƚŝŶƐŝĐŬĞŶŝŶŐŚƵĞƐĂŶĚƉƌĞƐŝĚĞĚŽǀĞƌďLJŚĞƌƚĞƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶĂůůLJ ƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĞĚ ďLJDŽEŝƋƵĞ dŚĞ ĂďƵƐĞ ďŽƚŚƉƐLJĐŚŽůŽŐŝĐĂů ĂŶĚ ƉŚLJƐŝĐĂů
ŝƐ ƚƌƵůLJ ƐŚŽĐŬŝŶŐ DŽEŝƋƵĞĂŶĚĂďŽƵƌĞLJ^ŝĚŝďĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ƚŚĞ KƐĐĂƌ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶďƵƚ DĂƌŝĂŚ ĂƌĞLJƐ ǁĞůĨĂƌĞŽĸĐĞƌ ŝƐ ƐƵďƚůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵŚĞƌƐŚŽǁĚŽǁŶǁŝƚŚWƌĞĐŝŽƵƐŵŽƚŚĞƌŝƐďƌĞĂƚŚƚĂŬŝŶŐ
dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
ŶƚĞƌƐƉĞƌƐĞĚ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚŝƐ ƐůŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůůͲĂĐƚĞĚ
ĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJďĞƚǁĞĞŶdŽŵƌĂǀĞŶŝďƐŽŶͿĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƌĐŚĞƚLJƉĂů ŚĂƌĚŵĂŶZĂLJtŝŶƐƚŽŶĞŝďƐŽŶƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂů ŽĨ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚďƌŽŬĞŶ ŵĂŶ ĂůƐŽ ŵĂŬĞƐ ĨŽƌĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ďůƵƌƌŝŶŐƚŚĞ ďŽƵŶĚĂƌŝĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶũƵƐƟĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŶĞĂƌ ŝŶƐĂŶŝƚLJŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŶŐ ŚŝƐ ƐLJŵƉĂƚŚĞƟĐĂŶĚ ǁĞůůͲƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ dŚĞŚŝůĂƌŝƚLJŽĨŚŝŵƐƚƌƵŐŐůŝŶŐĨŽƌ ďƌĞĂƚŚ ĂŌĞƌ ĞǀĞƌLJ ŵŝŶŽƌƐĐƵŋĞƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚĂƚŝďƐŽŶĂƚŚŝƐĂŐĞĐĂŶƐƟůůƉĂĐŬĂƉƵŶĐŚ
dŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ƉŽǁĞƌĨƵů ĮůŵƐƚƌŝŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ďĂůĂŶĐĞďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ĂŶĚĂĐƟŽŶ
WĂƵůDĂƌƟŶ
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ŝƐ ƐŽ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJĂŶŝŵĂƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŶŽ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůŐůĂƐƐĞƐ ĂƌĞ ŶĞĞĚĞĚ ƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ ĨƵůůLJ ŝŵŵĞƌƐĞĚ ŝŶƚŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ĂŶĚ ƐŽŵĞŚŽǁďĞůŝĞǀĞƚŚĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŝƌŐƌĞĞŶĂŶĚƐůŝŵLJĞdžƚĞƌŝŽƌ ƚ ŝƐ ƐŽŵŽǀŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůŶŽƚďĞĂĚƌLJĞLJĞŝŶƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚ ŝƐ Ă ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ůŽǀĞ ƐƚŽƌLJ ĂŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚƚĂůĞŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉĐŽƵƌĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ Ăůů ƚŚŽƐĞ ŽƚŚĞƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞĨĞĞůǁĂƌŵ
dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
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OTHER SCREENS
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
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Invictus ŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ĚĞƐĐƌŝďĞĚĂƐ Ă ƐƉŽƌƚƐͲĞƉŝĐ ďƵƚ ĞŶŽƵŐŚŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ĞůƐĞǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ŶŽŶͲĨĂŶƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŐĂŵĞ ĂƐǁĞůůDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐƐĞĐƵƌŝƚLJŐƵĂƌĚƐĂƌĞ ƵƐĞĚ ƚŽ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĞīĞĐƚ ŝŶĚŝƐƉůĂLJŝŶŐŚŽǁ ƚŚĞtŽƌůĚƵƉďƌŽƵŐŚƚ ƚŚĞ ƌĂĐĞƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ dŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ƵƐĞĚ ĨŽƌƚŚĞƌƵŐďLJƐĐĞŶĞƐŝƐƐƵƉĞƌďĂŶĚƌĂƌĞůLJŽǀĞƌƉůĂLJĞĚgtŝŬĞSlumdog Millionaire Invictus ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞ ƚĞŶƐŝŽŶ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂŶĚ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĞĞůŐŽŽĚ Įůŵ ĨƌŽŵ ĂŶ ŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶ
Michael Blunt
^ƉĂŶŝƐŚ ĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ WĞĚƌŽůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ŚĂƐ ŽŶĐĞ ĂŐĂŝŶǁŚŝƐƉĞƌĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƟĐǁŽƌůĚZĞƵŶŝƟŶŐǁŝƚŚWĞŶĞůŽƉĞCruz Broken EmbracesĚŝƐƉůĂLJƐĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJ ϭϴ ŵŝůůŝŽŶĚŽůůĂƌƐ ǁŽƌƚŚ ŽĨ ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂĐŽŶƐŝƐƟŶŐŽĨůŽǀĞŵŝƐŽŐLJŶŝƐƟĐƌĞǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĚŶƵŵĞƌŽƵƐƐĞĐƌĞƚƐhƟůŝƐŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŶŐ ƐŬŝůůƐ ŽĨgtůƵŝƐ ŽŵĂƌ ĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶͿĂŶĚ ůĂŶĐŽ WŽƌƟůůŽ VolverͿůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚƐ ĂũŝŐƐĂǁ ŽĨ ƉĂƐƐŝŽŶ ďĞƚƌĂLJĂůĂŶĚ ƐĞƌǀŝƚƵĚĞ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐĐĂƐƚgtĞŶĂƌƵnjͿ ŝƐĞŶŐĂŐĞĚ ŝŶ
Ă ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐĂŶĚ ǁĞĂůƚŚLJ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐŵĂŶŽƐ gtƵŝƐ ŵĞnjͿ dŚŝƐ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJĐƌƵŵďůĞƐ ǁŚĞŶ gtĞŶĂ ŐĂŝŶƐ ĂƉĂƌƚŝŶĂĮůŵďLJDĂƚĞŽůĂŶĐŽŽŵĞƌͿ tŚŝůĞ ĮůŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJďĞĐŽŵĞƐ ƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ůĞĂĚŝŶŐƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŝŶĞǀŝƚĂďůĞ ƚĞƐƟŶŐ ŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƐ ďƵƌƐƟŶŐ ŽĨ ĞŐŽͲďƵďďůĞƐĂŶĚĞǀĞŶĂƐŵŝĚŐĞŶŽĨǀŝŽůĞŶĐĞĨƌŽŵĂŶŽůĚŵĂŶdŚĞĮůŵ ŝƐ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐĞŶƐƵĂů ƚŚŽƵŐŚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚ ďLJŽŵĞƌ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ĂƐ Ă ƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJďůŝŶĚĞĚ ŵĂŶ ƌĞĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ
ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ LJŽƵŶŐŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJĞŶĂƌŶĞƐͿĂƐŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƐƚŚĞgtŽŶĚŽŶƐŽĐŝĂůƐĐĞŶĞ
ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
ƚ ŝƐ ŽůŝŶ ampŝƌƚŚ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚŽĂƩƌĂĐƚƐƚŚĞƌĞĂůĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ
ĂƐƚŚĞďŝƩĞƌ ĚŝƐŝůůƵƐŝŽŶĞĚgtŽƌĚĞŶƌLJŚĞƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƐďŽƚŚĐŽŵŝĐƌĞůŝĞĨ ĂŶĚ Ă ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚ ƐƚƌĞĂŵŽĨ ƌĞĨƌĞƐŚŝŶŐůLJ ŝŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶƚĐLJŶŝĐŝƐŵDorian Gray ŝƐĂĮůŵƚŚĂƚ ŽŽnjĞƐ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞ ĂŶĚƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ďƌŝŶŐƐ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ƚŚĞŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ĚĞĐĂĚĞŶĐĞ tŝůĚĞ ŶŽĚŽƵďƚ ŚĂĚ ŝŶ ŵŝŶĚ ǁŚĞŶ ŚĞǁƌŽƚĞƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů
Joe Doran
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Astro Boy ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚŵĞƌŝĐĂŶ ĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĂƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂŶĂƉĞƐĞ ŵĂŶŐĂƐĞƌŝĞƐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJƚŚĞKƐĂŵƵdĞnjƵŬĂAstro BoyŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨ Ă ƌŽďŽƟĐ ďŽLJ ǀŽŝĐĞĚ ďLJampƌĞĚĚLJ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞͿ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJ ŐƌŝĞǀŝŶŐ ƐĐŝĞŶƟƐƚ ŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ EŝĐŚŽůĂƐ ĂŐĞͿ ĂƐĂ ƌĞƉůĂĐĞŵĞŶƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ůŽƐƚƐŽŶ dŽďLJ hŶĂďůĞ ƚŽ ĂĐĐĞƉƚƐƚƌŽ ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨdŽďLJŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ ĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞŽĐƚŽƌůĞĨƵŶŝůůEŝŐŚLJͿĐĂƐƚƐƚƌŽŽƵƚ ƚŽĮŶĚŚŝƐƉůĂĐĞ ŝŶƚŚĞǁŽƌĚ
Astro Boy ŚĂƐ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞǀŝƐƵĂůƐ ƚŚĞ ĂŶŝŵĂƚŽƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚLJůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĂŶŝŵĞ ƚŽ ǁŽƌŬ ǁŝƚŚĐŽŵƉƵƚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƚĞĚŐƌĂƉŚŝĐƐdŚĞ ǀŽŝĐĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŝƐŶŽƚ ƐŽ ŐŽŽĚ dŚĞ ĮůŵďŽĂƐƚƐ
ĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐltŝƌƐƟŶĞůů^ĂŵƵĞůgtĂĐŬƐŽŶĂŶĚ ŽŶĂůĚ ^ƵƚŚĞƌůĂŶĚ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂŐĞ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞ ĂŶĚEŝŐŚtŚŝůĞĂƌŽďŽƟĐĂĐŬƐŽŶĐĂŶ ŶĞǀĞƌ ďĞ Ă ďĂĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĞůů ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŽŽ ŽůĚ ƚŽ ďĞĂ ďĞůŝĞǀĂďůĞ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ůĞƐƐ ƐĂŝĚ ĂďŽƵƚ ĂŐĞƐǀŽŝĐĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ
dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ŝƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞĞŶŽƵŐŚĨŽƌŝƚƐƚĂƌŐĞƚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƚŽ ĨŽůůŽǁ ǁŚŝůĞ ďĞŝŶŐƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐůLJ ĂĚƵůƚͲůŝŬĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƚŚĞŵĞƐ ŝƚĞdžƉůŽƌĞƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĂĚůLJ ƚŚĞ ĮůŵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ŝƐĂƐ ƉŽŽƌůLJ ĐƌĂŌĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƌƵƐƚLJĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽďŽƚ ũƵŶŬ ŚĞĂƉƐ ŝƚdepicts
Bert Wardlow
ƵůŝĂŶ dĞŵƉůĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJƚĞůůƐ ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŶǀĞLJ ƐůĂŶĚ ƉƵďͲƌŽĐŬ ďĂŶĚƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ĨƌŽŵ ďƵƐŬŝŶŐŽƵƚƐŝĚĞƉƵďƐŝŶKŝůŝƚLJ ƚŽƚŚĞŚĞŝŐŚƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŵĞ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐŚƵŐĞ ŐŝŐƐ ŝŶ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ĂŶĚŵĞƌŝĐĂ
ŵƉŚĂƐŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝǀĞ ƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĞƚĂŝůĞĚĮůŵ ƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ƉƌŽĨŽƵŶĚĞīĞĐƚ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ŚĂĚ ŽŶLJŽƵŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐŝĂŶƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ŽĞ^ƚƌƵŵŵĞƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŚŶŶLJ ZŽƩĞŶtŝƚŚ ǁŝůĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐ ĂŚĂƌĚǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ĂƫƚƵĚĞ ĂŶĚ ĂůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ ŵƵƐŝĐ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞŽŶƉƵŶŬͲƌŽĐŬ ŝƐ ǀĞƌLJclear
tŚŝůƐƚ ĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ Ăůů ƚŚĞŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂƐƉĞĐƚƐŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚ ƐĐĂƌĞĞƌ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĂů ĨŽĐƵƐ ŽĨ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŝƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƩLJĂŶĚĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ
tŝůŬŽ ŽŚŶƐŽŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌŝƐƚ ĂŶĚƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĨŽƌ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚtŝƚŚŵƵĐŚŽĨ ƚŚĞŚŝƐƚŽƌLJ ƚŽůĚĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƉŽŝŶƚ ŽĨ ǀŝĞǁ ŝƚ ŝƐƚŚŝƐ ƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƵŶƵƐƵĂů ĐŽŵƉŝůĂƟŽŶŽĨ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽŽƚĂŐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞ Įůŵ ďŽƚŚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
Lorna Pontefract
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
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ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
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Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
RŵŽƵƚŽĨƚŽƵĐŚǁŝƚŚďĂŶĚƐƚŚĞƐĞĚĂLJƐƚŽďĞ
ŚŽŶĞƐƚďĂŶĚĐĂůůĞĚDĞƚĂůůŝĐĂ ƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞcalled
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S sĂŶŝůůĂĐLJŶĚĞĚǁĂƌĚ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ƚŚĞŶĞǁ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƟĐĂůůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞůĂƐƚtĞůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ǁĂƐ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ Ă ůŽƚ ŽĨ ƐŽƵů ĂƌƟƐƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϳϬƐĂŶĚϲϬƐďƵƚĚŝĚŶƚǁŽŶƚŝƚƚŽƐŽƵŶĚĂƐŝĨŝƚǁĂƐƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĂƚƟŵĞDŽƐƚůLJǁĂƐũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽƵƐĞƚŚĞŝƌŝĚĞĂůƐZĞĂůůLJũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐĞĞŚŽǁŽǀĞƌͲƚŚĞͲƚŽƉŝƚĐŽƵůĚďĞ
tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ampƌŽŵĚĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ƚŽ ĨŽůŬ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌʹǁŚĂƚ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĞĚ ƐƵĐŚĂƚƵƌŶĂƌŽƵŶĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬŽĨŝƚƐŽŵƵĐŚĂƐĂƚƵƌŶĂƌŽƵŶĚƐŽŵƵĐŚĂƐŚĂǀĞĂůŝƐƚŽĨĂůďƵŵƐŽĨǁĂŶƚƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶĚŵũƵƐƚǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŵLJǁĂLJƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞůŝƐƚůůƚŚĞƐĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚŝĚĞĂƐĂŶĚĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƐƚLJůĞƐĂŶĚŐĞŶƌĞƐŽĨŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŵũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽǁŽƌŬƚŚŽƵŐŚ
ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
ŬŶŽǁĚŽŝƚĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞǁŝƚŚŽƚŚĞƌďĂŶĚƐĂŶĚĂƌƟƐƚƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīũƵƐƚǁŝƐŚŝƚĚŝĚŶƚŚĂƉƉĞŶƚŽŵĞ
ǀĞďĞĞŶŚĞĂƌŝŶŐĂ ůŽƚƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJĂďŽƵƚ ůŽŽĚKƌĂŶŐĞtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚƚƐŬŝŶĚĂũƵƐƚƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĂůďƵŵ ĐĂƵƐĞĂŐĂŝŶƚŚŽƵŐŚƚĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚŵLJŽƚŚĞƌƐƚƵīŵŝŐŚƚŚŝŶĚĞƌŝƚƚƐƌŽŽƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϴϬƐƉŽƐƚͲĚŝƐĐŽŬŝŶĚĂͲƚŚŝŶŐďƵƚǁŝƚŚĂůŽƚŽĨǁĞƐƚĞƌŶŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶŝƚƚƐĂŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƚLJƉĞŽĨŵƵƐŝĐdŚĂƚƐŵĂŝŶůLJǁŚĂƚǀĞďĞĞŶǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ
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^ŽǁŚŽĂƌĞƚŚĞĂƌƟƐƚƐƚŽƌĞĂůůLJůŽŽŬŽƵƚĨŽƌŝŶϮϬϭϬŽƚŚĞƌƚŚĂŶgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJdŚŝƐŐŝƌůĐĂůůĞĚŶŶĂĂůǀŝ^ŚĞ ůŝǀĞƐ ŝŶgtŽŶĚŽŶƐŚĞƐĂŵĂnjŝŶŐ^ŚĞƐŐŽƚƚŚŝƐƐŽŶŐ BlackoutŝƚƐůŝŬĞƚŚĞďĞƐƚƐŽŶŐLJŽƵǀĞĞǀĞƌŚĞĂƌĚ ďĂŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ ƌLJƉƚĂĐŝnjĞ ŝŶ gt ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ƌĞĂůůLJĂŵĂnjŝŶŐ ŐƵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚƐ ŝƚ ĚŽŶƚ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŬŶŽǁ ƚŚĂƚŵƵĐŚŶĞǁƐƚƵī
tŚĂƚĂƌĞLJŽƵƌƉůĂŶƐǁŝƚŚƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽƚŽƵƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ƚŚŝŶŬŵĂLJďĞƉƌŝů ůů ĚŽĂƵƌŽƉĞĂŶ ƚŽƵƌ dŚĂƚƐ ƚŚĞƉůĂŶ ƚŚŝŶŬzĞĂŚdŚĂƚƐĂƐĨĂƌĂƐŝƚƐŐŽƚƚŽ
Tom McInnes
ŶϭϵϴϵdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌĂŶĚĐŽŐĂůǀĂŶŝnjĞĚƚŚĞƵŶĚĞƌŐƌŽƵŶĚŚĞĂǀLJŵƵƐŝĐƐĐĞŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨƌĞƐŚĞĂƌͲƚĞĂƌŝŶŐĐŚĂŽƟĐĞůĞĐƚƌŽŶŝĐƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨWƌĞƩLJĂƚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞƌĂŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞŇĂŐĨŽƌĂĐŽƵŶƚĞƌŚĞŐĞŵŽŶŝĐƵŶĚĞƌĐƵƌƌĞŶƚǁŝƚŚŝŶƉŽƉƵůĂƌŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƉĂǁŶŝŶŐǀĂƌŝŽƵƐƵŶůŝŬĞůLJŚŝƚ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ϵϬƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƐŽĐŚŝƐƟĐ Closer ĂŶĚƚŚĞďĞŶĞǀŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚƚƌĂŐŝĐƵƌƚŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞƐdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽŶůLJŽĸĐŝĂůŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨEEͿĂŵďŝƟŽƵƐĂǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ƚŽƵƌƐĂŶĚĂ ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚĞŵďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ǁŚŝůƐƚŚŽůĚŝŶŐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝƌĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉŽƐŝƟŽŶĞĚEEĂƐƚŚĞƉĞƌĨĞĐƚƉĂůĞƩĞĂŶĚƉĞĚĞƐƚĂůĨŽƌdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌ ƐƚǁŝƐƚĞĚLJĞƚŐĞŶŝƵƐƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞŽĨƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ
dŚĞďƌĞĂŬƵƉŽĨEEĂƐĂƚŽƵƌŝŶŐďĂŶĚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƚŚĞŚƵŵďůĞtĂǀĞͲŐŽŽĚďLJĞ ƚŽƵƌ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϴͲϮϬϬϵ ďƌŽƵŐŚƚ Ă ĨƌŽǁŶ ƚŽ ŵĂŶLJĨĂŶƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞEEůĞŐĂĐLJŝƐƐĞƚƚŽĐŽŶƟŶƵĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƌƵŵŽƵƌƚŚĂƚĂƌLJEƵŵĂŶŝƐǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂƌĞůĞĂƐĞǁŝƚŚdƌĞŶƚĐŝƚĞĚĨŽƌĞĂƌůLJϮϬϭϬ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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PERFORMANCEHOW TO DISMANTLE A LIFELESS LIFE
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Taste him
Bite him
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Joshua Katz
LIFE PERFORMANCE
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dŚĞƐŚŽǁŵƵƐƚŐŽŽŶ
ŶĚĞĂĐŚĚĂLJǁĞǁĂŬĞdŽŽƉĞŶƚŚĂƚĐƵƌƚĂŝŶƚŽƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞŶĚƉƌĞƚĞŶĚƚŽďĞǁŚĂƚǁĞĂƌĞŶŽƚŶĚƚŽůŝǀĞĂƉĞƌĨŽƌŵŽƵƌůŝǀĞƐ
ĂŶŶĂŚƌŝĸŶ
THE PERFORMANCE
ƚďĞŐŝŶƐǁŝƚŚĂƐƚĂŐĞǁŚĞƌĞůŽǀĞƌƐĐĂŶŵĞĞƚWůĂĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŽůĚŐƌŽƵŶĚ
dŚĞLJĐŝƌĐůĞĂŶĚůĞĂƌŶŚŽǁƚŽƉůĂĐĞƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞƚĂĐŚƵŶĂǁĂƌĞƐĂƐƚŽǁŚĂƚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĨŽƵŶĚ
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dŚĞLJƌĞŚĞĂƌƐĞƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞĂŶĚĐŽŵĨŽƌƚŝƐƐŚĂƌĞĚƐǁŽƌĚƐĂƌĞƌĞŵĞŵďĞƌĞĚĂŶĚůŽǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĨĂĐƚ
ŽŶĚƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĂŶĚǁŽƌĚƐďĞĐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐtŽƌƌŝĞĚĂƚĮƌƐƚĂƚƐƵĐŚĂƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂůůĞĂƉ
dŚĞŶĞdžƚƐƚĞƉŝƐƚĂŬĞŶĂŶĚƐŚĞƐŝŶŐƐĂůŽŶŐdŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŝƐƐŽŽŶĚĞĚŝĐĂƟŽŶƚŚĞLJŬĞĞƉ
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dŚĞĐůŝŵĂdžŝƐƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞĐƌĞƐĐĞŶĚŽŝƐƚŚĞƌĞ
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dŚĂƚǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚĂŐĞŐŽŶĞŝƐƚŚĞŝƌŬŝƐƐ
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ŶĚĨŽƌĞǀĞƌƚŚĞLJƐƚĂLJƚŽŽƌĂǁƚŽƚŽƵĐŚ
ŶĚƚŚĞƐĞůŝŶĞƐǁĞůĞĂƌŶĞĚŚĂǀĞůŽƐƚƚŚĞŝƌŵĞĂŶŝŶŐŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐƚĞƉƐǁĞƐƚĞƉƉĞĚĂƌĞŶŽůŽŶŐĞƌƚŚĞƚƌĞŶĚŶĚƚŚĞƐĞƐŽŶŐƐǁĞƐĂŶŐĂƌĞŵĞƌĞŝĚůĞƐĐƌĞĂŵŝŶŐ
dŚŝƐĚĂŶĐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŚĂƐĐŽŵĞƚŽĂŶĞŶĚ
Joe Doran
DRESS REHEARSAL ƌĂŶĐŚĞƐĞƚĐŚƚŚĞĮůŵŽĨŝĐĞ
ŽŶƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽǁŝŶĚŽǁĐƌŽǁůŽŽŬƐŝŶŚŽƉƉŝŶŐĂŶĚƐŚƌŝĞŬŝŶŐǁŚĞŶĚĂŶĐĞŝŶŵLJďůĂĐŬƚƵƚƵƚƌŝŵŵĞĚǁŝƚŚƐŝůǀĞƌ
dŚĞďĂůůĞƚŵĂƐƚĞƌƐĂLJƐLJŽƵĂƌĞŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƵƚŝŶĂĐƌŽǁ ƐƐŬLJͲŬŶŽǁŝŶŐŵŝŶĚ
ĐŽƵůĚďĞƐŽŵŝƐĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĞĚKƵƚŽĨƚŚĞďůĂĐŬĞƐƚ
ĐŽůĚͲǁĞƚĂŝƌ ƚŚĞĐƌŽǁƐĞĞŵƐŵŽůĚĞĚdŚĞƐƚĂƌƐǁŝůůŶŽƚǁĂŬĞƵƉƚŽŐƵŝĚĞŝƚ
ďĂĐŬƚŽƚŚĞĐƌĞĞŬŽĨƐŚĂĚŽǁƐǁŚĞƌĞŝƚǁĂƐĨŽƌŵĞĚWƌĂĐƟĐĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĞ
ĂŵƐŵŽŬĞŝŶĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐĐůŝŵďŝŶŐĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĂďƵƌŶŝŶŐŚƵƚŝŶĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĞŵƉƚLJ
ĮĞůĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞĮƌĞŝƐƐůŝŐŚƚĂŶĚůŽǁ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƚŽĨŝƚŝƐƐŶŽǁ
Chloeuml Honum
BECAUSE I DANCE
ĞĐĂƵƐĞĚĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚĂŵǁĞĂŬƚĚŽĞƐŶΖƚŵĞĂŶƚŚĂƚŵLJΗƐƉŽƌƚΗŝƐƵŶŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐͿƵƐĞƟŐŚƚƐĂŶĚƉŝŶŬƚƵƚƵƐĞĐƵĂƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐǁĞƐǁĞĂƚĂŶĚǁĞǁŽƌŬĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞΖƌĞĚĂŶĐĞƌƐƐŝŵƉůLJŵĞĂŶƐŽŶĞƚŚŝŶŐtĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůǁĞƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚǁŽƌŬanymore
tĞǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůŽƵƌĨĞĞƚďůĞĞĚĂŶĚŽƵƌmuscles are torn
dƌƵĞĂƚŚůĞƚĞƐǁŽƌŬƵŶƟůƚŚĞLJƐŝŵƉůLJĐĂŶŶŽƚĂŶLJŵŽƌĞŶĚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚĚĂŶĐŝŶŐŝƐĂůůĂďŽƵƚ
Sarah Forney
THE PERFORMANCE
ĨĞĞůĐĂŶŇLJdŚĞǁŽƌůĚĐĂŶĚŝƐĂƉƉĞĂƌMy troubles can cease
ampŽƌũƵƐƚŽŶĞŵŽŵĞŶƚĂŵƚƌƵůLJĂƚƉĞĂĐĞ
Sandy Rowson
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRLTelevisionrsquos Glee mixtape offers an alternative to Journey playing endlessly on the radio and in your head
It has to be said one of the best things about Glee is the awesome soundtrack From classic rock to Liza Minnelli it cant be watched without the joy of hearing unexpected songs turned into amazing arrangements by the teeny-boppers to end all teeny-boppers
As much as everyone loves the characters ƚŚĞƌĞΖƐ ŶŽ ĚĞŶLJŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăůů ƚŚĞŵĞŶ ĂƌĞ ƉƌĞƩLJmuch dogs so I propose this song by the Welsh queen of 80s hair The song already has the musical theatre-esque ldquoDoo doo doo doooooooordquo sung by a choir so an arrangement wouldnt be too unfaithful to the original masterpiece As for someone to sing it Emma is the obvious choice Shes hung up on a married ŵĂŶǁŚŝůĞĚĂƟŶŐĂŵĂŶƐŚĞŚĂƐŶŽŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚŝŶͲŝĨanyone needs a hero in this show its her
Micha Butler
Following along the lines of the lively covers of Queen and Bon Jovi Irsquod love to see the mash up of these Red Hot Chili Peppers songs to give the kids a bit more edge - lsquoproving themselvesrsquo to their cooler Californian counterparts in an ĞƉŝĐƐŝŶŐͲŽīŝŶƚŚĞƌĞŐŝŽŶĂůƐƚŚĞƌĞƐŐŽƚƚŽďĞhip Glee kids out there somewhere)
lsquoBy the Wayrsquo opens with Finnrsquos voice and ƌƟĞƐ ƌĂƉƉŝŶŐ ŝƐŽůĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŐƵŝƚĂƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞbackground The rest of the group would have ƚŽŚĂǀĞĂĨƵŶŬLJĚĂŶĐĞƌŽƵƟŶĞƚŽƵƉƚŚĞŝƌ ĐƌĞĚ but then show their amazing harmonising centred on reigning queen Rachel during the ĐŚŽƌƵƐdŚĞ ĂůŝĨŽƌŶŝĐĂƟŽŶƉĂƌƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞĞĚsome kind of bitchiness to it possibly involving ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞŽĨŽƵƞŝƚƐŵŝŵŝĐŬŝŶŐƐƚĞƌĞŽƚLJƉĞĚgtcharacters with a backdrop to suit Imagine the theatrics of it all
Natalie Stephenson
lsquoI NEED A HEROrsquo - BONNIE TYLER
lsquoBY THE WAYCALIFORNICATIONrsquo RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Glee excells at featuring a mixture of musical-tunes and chart hits which are lsquoreinterpretedrsquo for a new audience With this in mind Irsquod love to see this song - last seen being mimed by ŽƐĞƉŚŽƌĚŽŶgtĞǀŝƩŝŶ(500) Days Of Summer - featuring on this brilliant new series
It has a perfect upbeat sound ideal for some swinging choreography maybe some twists ƐŬLJƌĞĂĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƌƟĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐǁŚĞĞůŝŶŐŽĨƚŚĞǁŚĞĞůĐŚĂŝƌƚŽĮƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐĂŶĚbubbly lyrics as well as containing a fair share of lsquoOoh-Ooohsrsquo and backing vocals to please ƚŚŽƐĞ ǁŚŽ ĮŶĚ ƐĂƟƐĨĂĐƟŽŶ ŝŶ Ă ǁĞůůͲƉůĂĐĞĚŚĂƌŵŽŶLJͲǁŚŝĐŚĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĚŽ
Only Finn could sing this song and hersquod obviously be singing it either about or to Rachel because we know things canrsquot work out between him and Quinn
Georgina Pursey
lsquoYOU MAKE MY DREAMSrsquo HALL amp OATS
The really special moments in Glee are when a ƐŽŶŐƚĂŬĞƐLJŽƵďLJƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞŵLJtŝŶĞŚŽƵƐĞƐRehab never sounded so perky) which is why ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůůLJǁŽƵůĚůŽǀĞƚŽƐĞĞEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐcover Miss Murder because itrsquos both lyrically a great song and it has so much musical and ĐŽŵŝĐ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĨŽƌ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚůů ďĞchallenging for the cast and writers but imagine it jazzed up in the style of Chicago and yoursquoll understand it could sound amazing
The plot revolves around Will Schuester In a bid for more support from the school he agrees to let the student body nominate ĂŶĚ ĞůĞĐƚ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĨŽƌ EĞǁ ŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ƚŽ ƐŝŶŐThat results in the schoolrsquos surprisingly ůĂƌŐĞ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ƌŽĐŬ ĐůŝƋƵĞ ƚĂŬŝŶŐ ŝƚ ƵƉŽŶƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƚŽǀŽƚĞŝŶampǁŝƚŚĂĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĂƟŽŶeclipsing the movement behind the Rage Against The Machine Christmas number one
Laura Liddell
lsquoMISS MURDERrsquo - AFIŌĞƌ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ Glee cast smashing Salt-n-Peparsquos hip-hop classic Push It ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁǁŽƵůĚďĞŶĞĮƚĨƌŽŵƚĂĐŬůŝŶŐĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ŚŝƉͲƚŚƌƵƐƟŶŐ ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽĨ ŶŽŶͲƉŽǁĞƌballad hip hop verse So why not take on ldquoAll ǁĂŶŶĂĚŽ ŝƐ ĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐůĐŬͲching) and take ya moneyrdquo
tŝůů ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ ŵŽŶĞLJ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞrunning Glee club would lead with hood up bling on nodding to his own singing while serving food from the school cafeteria An lsquoa cappellarsquo version of Paper Planes shouldnrsquot ďĞƚŽŽŵƵĐŚŽĨĂƉƵƐŚĨŽƌƚŚĞŵƵůƟͲƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚƐ ďƵƚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŐƵŶͲƚŽƟŶŐƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞ ƐĞƋƵĞŶĐĞ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ƐŽƌƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁŽƵůĚbe whether or not the Gleesters choose to incorporate the obligatory Paper Planes head ŶŽĚĂŶĚďƵƩĞƌŇLJŚĂŶĚƐ
Hannah Livingston
lsquoPAPER PLANESrsquo - MIA
dŚĞďŽLJƐŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĐĂĨĞůůĂ Ɛ ƐŽ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞƚŚĞƚŚƌĞĞůĞĂĚŐŝƌůƐƐƚƌƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽĐĂůƐƚƵī
You Canrsquot Hurry Love as sung by Rachel Berry Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray ƚŚĞ ĞǁŝƐŚ Őŝƌů ƚŚĞ ďůĂĐŬ Őŝƌů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ůůͲAmerican girl - if you only know the show by its stereotypes) would be perfect for Glee As the African-American Mercedes would obviously have to take on the role of Diana Ross and her ǀŽŝĐĞǁŽƵůĚĚŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶũƵƐƟĐĞƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐespecially when sugar coated by the sweet background ldquoOohrdquos of two of the other best voices in the show
The song manages to cover all three girlsrsquo ŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƉůŽƚůŝŶĞƐZĂĐŚĞů ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐƉůŝŐŚƚof unrequited love the complete lack of interest ĂŶLJ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƐŚŽǁŶ DĞƌĐĞĚĞƐ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁƐƟůůŚĂǀŝŶŐŶŽ ƌĂĐŝĂůůLJ ĐŽŵƉĂƟďůĞŵĂƚĐŚͿ ĂŶĚQuinn Fabrayrsquos seemingly endless pregnancy dŚŝŶŬŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŶƚĂŐĞƉŽƐƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ
Hasina Allen
lsquoYOU CANrsquoT HURRY LOVErsquo THE SUPREMES
Alright hear me out The creator of ƵīLJ Joss Whedon is set to direct an episode of ůĞĞand ƐŽ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ZĂĐŚĞů ĂǁŶͿ ŚĂƐ ůĞŌ EĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ^ƵĞ ^ǁĞĞƚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞŵŽŶͿhas poisoned her against them playing on her ĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĨŽƌampŝŶŶƵīLJͿKŶůLJampŝŶŶĐĂŶƉĞƌƐƵĂĚĞher to come back but he too feels disillusioned ǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ŚŝƐ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ ltƵƌƚ ^ƉŝŬĞͿ ŝƐĐŽŶŇŝĐƚĞĚ ŚĞ ŬŶŽǁƐ ƚŚĞLJ ǁŽŶƚ ǁŝŶ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚZĂĐŚĞůďƵƚƐƟůůǁĂŶƚƐampŝŶŶĨŽƌŚŝŵƐĞůĨ Dƌ^ĐŚƵĞŝůĞƐͿĨĞĞůƐŚĞƐŚŽƵůĚŝŶƚĞƌǀĞŶĞĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ^ƵĞďƵƚŝƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚƚŚĂƚŚĞĚŽĞƐŶƚ ůĞƚŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐĮŐŚƚƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶďĂƩůĞƐƌƟĞyĂŶĚĞƌͿĂŶĚdŝŶĂŶLJĂͿbicker and look on helplessly and Mercedes dĂƌĂͿĂŶĚYƵŝŶŶtŝůůŽǁͿƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƚŚĞĚŝǀĂĮůůĞƌ
Unless yoursquore well versed in both that ǁŝůů ƌĞĂĚ ůŝŬĞ ŝŶĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶƐŝďůĞ ĨĂŶͲĮĐƟŽŶďƵƚ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞGleersquos show tunes got a bit ŵŽƌĞ ĐƵůƚƵƌĂůůLJ ƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚ Dreamgirls not-with-standing)
Josh Butler
lsquoWALK THROUGH THE FIRErsquoBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A lot of the major musicals have been covered already in Glee from Cabaret to Wicked yet ŵĂŶLJĂƌĞƐƟůůůĞŌǁŝĚĞŽƉĞŶtŚŝůĞƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůďĞ ůŝƩůĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ ŝĨ ampŝŶŶ ĂŶĚ ZĂĐŚĞů ĞŶĚ ƵƉperforming High School Musicalrsquos Breaking Free the song I would like to see performed is possibly the most predictable choice for a show like this Seasons of Love from Rent
tŝƚŚEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŽŶŝĚĞĂůůLJthe solo parts would be given to Mercedes and ƌƟĞdŚĞƌĞŶĞĞĚŶŽƚďĞĂƐƉĞĐŝĮĐƉůŽƚďƵƚŝƚwould be a perfect choice for regionals
The song is so typically Broadway that it ǁĂƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵĂƐŽŶthe stage and I would love to hear the castrsquos version as the song has GleeǁƌŝƩĞŶĂůůŽǀĞƌŝƚ
Karine Wach-Donovan
lsquoSEASONS OF LOVErsquo - RENT
^ĞƚŚDĂĐampĂƌůĂŶĞŝƐŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŚĞdominant force behind US animated sitcom
He accounts for three of the countryrsquos biggest
shows of their kind and with King of the Hill ŶŽǁĂĚŝƐƚĂŶƚŵĞŵŽƌLJDĂƩƌŽĞŶŝŶŐǁŽƵůĚbe forgiven for feeling nervous Sadly however
whilst Family Guy and American Dad have
been runaway successes The Cleveland Show
ŝƐĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐůLJĂǀĞƌĂŐĞCleveland may be a likeable character on
Family Guy but as Joey Tribbiani proved that
ĚŽĞƐŶƚŶĞĐĞƐƐĂƌŝůLJŵĞĂŶĂƐƉŝŶͲŽīƐŚŽǁŝƐĂŐŽŽĚŝĚĞĂŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨĐƌĞĂƟŶŐĂĨƌĞƐŚŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůshow MacFarlane and co have simply copy and
pasted their most popular show and put one
of the less-developed characters in the driving
ƐĞĂƚ ůĞǀĞůĂŶĚ ƌ ŝƐ ďĂƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŚƌŝƐ ƌŝĸŶwith glasses Tim the Bear is the token sub-
Brian animal character and most shamelessly
obvious of all talking toddler Rallo Tubbs is just
^ƚĞǁŝĞƌŝĸŶǁŝƚŚĂŶĂĨƌŽdŚĞŽŶůLJŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŝƚLJcomes from Clevelandrsquos new step-daughter
ZŽďĞƌƚĂ ďĞŝŶŐ Ă ƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂƐƐĞƌƟǀĞ ĂŶƟƚŚĞƐŝƐƚŽƌŝĸŶƚĞĞŶDĞŐ
As for Cleveland himself he is hardly a
ƌŝǀĞƟŶŐƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚKŶŚŝƐ ƉĂƌĞŶƚ ƐŚŽǁŚĞƐgood for a few throwaway moments and the
occasional sub-plot and it is good to see him
get a bit more development here but the
ƉĂŝŶĨƵůůLJŽďǀŝŽƵƐĨĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƩĞƌŝƐƚŚĂƚŚĞƐũƵƐƚ ŶŽƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ĐĂƌƌLJ ŚŝƐ ŽǁŶ
show
The jokes are unsurprisingly crude
and boundary-pushing MacFarlane does
ƉƌŽǀŽĐĂƟǀĞ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůů ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞƐsomething about the show that just feels
messy Controversial gags are all well and good
ǁŚĞŶ ƵƐĞĚ ŝŶ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ƉůŽƩĞĚ ĐŽŶƚĞdžƚ ŽƌǁŚĞŶŵĂŬŝŶŐĂďŝƟŶŐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůƉŽŝŶƚʹŝŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽƌĚƐ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝƐ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŽŶ Ă ƌŽůů ʹďƵƚ ǁŚĞŶ ŵŝdžĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƵŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƐĐƌŝƉƟŶŐ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐŽimpressive
ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŝƚ ŵĂLJ ďĞ ƵŶĨĂŝƌ ƚŽ ũƵĚŐĞ The Cleveland ShowŝŶĚŝƌĞĐƚƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽŝƚƐƉĂƌĞŶƚsitcom but when itrsquos so underwhelming
ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝƐŽŶ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ ŚŽǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƉƌŽũĞĐƚŝƐƚƐƐƟůůĞĂƌůLJĚĂLJƐĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƉůĞŶƚLJŽĨƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽĮŶĚŝƚƐĨĞĞƚďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚƐƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽƚlooking promising
Shaun Kitchener
KŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂLJĞĚƚŚƌĞĂĚƐƚŽĞŵĞƌŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨScreenwipe Newswipe refocuses
Charlie Brookerrsquos stream-of-spleen to the
ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐŽĨ ƚǁĞŶƚLJͲĨŽƵƌŚŽƵƌŶĞǁƐZĞůĂLJĞĚin-part via a budget mock-up of a riverside news
ƐƚƵĚŝŽŵŽĐŬďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽƉĞƌĂƟǀĞǁŽƌĚͿĂŶĚƚŚĞsame darkened living room seen in Screenwipe
ŝƚ ŝƐ ĂŶ ƵŶĂƐŚĂŵĞĚůLJ ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ ŽĨtelevised vaudeville - complete with talking-
heads occasionally lunging into the spotlight to
ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞŽƵƌŽďƐĞƐƐŝŽŶǁŝƚŚ ǁŚĂƚ ƐďĞĞŶŐŽŝŶŐonrsquo
In last weekrsquos second episode of the new
ƐĞƌŝĞƐƌŽŽŬĞƌƵƐĞƐƚŚĞƚƌĂŐĞĚLJŽĨƚŚĞĂŝƟĂŶ
ĞĂƌƚŚƋƵĂŬĞĂƐĂĨƌĂŵĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚǁŚŝĐŚƚŽĞdžƉŽƐĞƚŚĞŇƵīƉŝĞĐĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŽŽŌĞŶƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞƚŚĞlast laugh of the news lightweight handbags
miniature dogs and brain-mapping all make
appearances against the backdrop of piled
bodies on the streets on Port-au-Prince Another
leader is how the BBC ITN and Sky managed to
ƉƌŽƉƵƉŶũĞŵŚŽƵĚĂƌLJ ƐƐůĂŵϰhltƉƵďůŝĐŝƚLJstuntrsquo through constant reportage and analysis
ĂŶĚ ŝŶǀŝƟŶŐ ƚŚĞŵĂŶŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝǀĞstudio sofas to argue the toss with enraged
social commentators
As usual with Brooker much of his
ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ŝƐŵĂƐŬĞĚďLJŶĞĂƌͲĞŶĚůĞƐƐ
ƐĂƌĐĂƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ƐŶŝĚĞ ŝŶǀĞĐƟǀĞ ƚŚĂƚsounds like a disclaimer against sincerity
ampŽƌ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽŶĂƩƌŝďƵƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĂƌĞŶƚ ůĂĐŬ ŽĨ ŝƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵĞĚŝĂͿ ďLJ ũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ ĞĂƚŚĞƌ ƌŽŽŬĞis undermined by a self-consciously awkward
ĐůŽƐŝŶŐ ƌĞŵĂƌŬ ŵĞĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐŚŝŌ ƚŚĞ ƚŽŶĞ ĨƌŽŵthe sublime back to the ridiculous But perhaps
ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƵƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĐĐůŝŵĂƟƐĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞǁĞŝƌĚĞƌ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŶĞǁƐƌĞĂĚĞƌ Ɛ ƐŽƵƌͲfaced condolence changing to a rictus grin with
ƚŚĞŇŝĐŬŽĨĂŶĂƵƚŽĐƵĞ^ĂƟƌĞĂůǁĂLJƐƐƚĂLJƐĐůŽƐĞto its target so it makes sense for Brooker to
ŇŝĐŬďĞƚǁĞĞŶĐŽǀĞƌĂŐĞŽĨƚŚĞtĞĞŬŝŶƵůůƐŚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŚŽƌƌŽƌƐŽĨĂďƌŽŬĞŶĂŝƟͲĂŌĞƌĂůůƚŚĞƌĞĂůŶĞǁƐĚŽĞƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƐŝŵŝůĂƌĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞ
^ĞŶƐĂƟŽŶĂůŝƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƐĂŶĐƟŵŽŶLJ ĚŽŶƚ
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ĚĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ŽŶůLJŵŽĐŬĞƌLJDŽƌĞ ŽŌĞŶthan not Newswipe proves to be the poke in
ƚŚĞĞLJĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJŶĞĞĚƐĂƟŵĞůLJreminder that a news story is only as big as its
headline
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^Ž ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĂƚ dŚĂƚ Ɛ ƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĂůůǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐtĞǁĞƌĞƉƌŽŵŝƐĞĚĂŽŶĞͲŽīƉƌĞƋƵĞůƚŽOnly Fools and Horses featuring all
the fabled events of Del Boyrsquos adolescence and
what we got was an hour-and-a-half kitchen-
ƐŝŶŬŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂtŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞƚŚĞũŽŬĞƐdŚĞƌĞare more laughs in the worst episodes of Life on MarsʹĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƚŽƚŚŝŶŬŽĨ ŝƚĞǀĞŶĂĐŽƵƉůĞfrom Ashes to Ashes
Therersquos a lot to be said about whatrsquos wrong
with Rock amp Chips Nicholas Lyndhurst playing
the man that fathered his Only Fools character
ZŽĚŶĞLJ ďĞŝŶŐ ŚŝŐŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚ ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŚĞobviously looks like he could be Roddersrsquo dad
ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ǁŽŽŝŶŐ ŽĨ ŽĂŶ dƌŽƩĞƌ ŚĂĚ ƋƵŝƚĞ Ăquaint Back to the Future air to it It is only
when it comes to the actual act (a literal bit of
ŚŽǁ Ɛ LJŽƵƌ ĨĂƚŚĞƌͿ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞwhole conceit has been a terrible mistake and
you just want to look away from the ensuing
KĞĚŝƉĂůŵĞƐƐdŚĂƚĂƐŝĚĞƚŚĞƌĞ ƐĂLJĨƌŽŵThe InbetweenersƉůĂLJŝŶŐĞůŽLJǁŚĞŶŚĞǁĂƐƐƟůůĂ ďŽLJ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐ Śŝŵ ĞdžĂĐƚůLJůŝŬĞ ĂLJͿ ƐĞƚ ĚĞƐŝŐŶ ĂůƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ƚŽŽ ƐŚŝŶLJ ĂŶĚŶĞǁĨŽƌƚŚĞŝƚ ƐŐƌŝŵĚŽǁŶƐŽƵƚŚĐŽŶĐĞƉƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐůŝŐŚƚĚŝĸĐƵůƚLJƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůƐĞƌŝĞƐŶŽƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐͿ ĞŶĚĞĚ ϭϵ LJĞĂƌƐago the endless in-jokes that Rock amp Chips lives
ŽīŇLJŽǀĞƌĂůůďƵƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶĞĚŽĨŚĞĂĚƐThat being said this venture was not
necessarily a mistake Take away all the cheeky-
chappy misdemeanours and it has at its heart
a sweet melancholy drama of 60s London Itrsquos
ŶŽƚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĐůĞǀĞƌ ĂŶĚŝƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŽīĞƌĂŶLJŶĞǁ Žƌ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƵŶƚŽůĚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ďƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚdoes it does quite well Itrsquos the kind of bearable
ĐŽƐƚƵŵĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌďŽŶŶĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽƌƐĞƚƐ ďƵƚ ŝƐ ŶŽ ůĞƐƐ ƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚƚŽ ŽīĞƌ Ă ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǁĞƌĞNo one rolls over a squad car no-one is called
gtĂĚLJ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ĨĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůĂƵŐŚƐare hearty sitcom belly-laughs but therersquos
ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůƐƋƵŝƚĞŐĞŶƵŝŶĞʹĞǀĞŶif most of its viewers are far too young to say
with any authority whether it actually is
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PRIMETIME gt ROCK amp CHIPS DOWNLOAD gt THE CLEVELAND SHOW
REALITY gt CHARLIE BROOKERrsquoS NEWSWIPE
NO I DONrsquoT WANT NO SCRUBS She hates it he loves it Housemates Grace Simpson and Matt Sladen take their remote
ĐŽŶƚƌŽůďĂƚƚůĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽĨĂƚŽƚŚĞƐŽĂƉďŽdž
I HATE SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBSŶ ŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ĂƌƟĐƵůĂƚĞǁŚLJ ŚĂƚĞScrubs I will
quote a far superior American comedy Family Guy zŽƵ ĞǀĞƌ ǁĂƚĐŚ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚŽǁ ^ĐƌƵďƐ gtŽŝƐhad it on the other night and I was kinda
fading in and out you know I was watching and
wondering which one is the funny guyrsquo
WĞƚĞƌ ƌŝĸŶ ŝĚĞŶƟĮĞƐ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵdž ŽĨ ŵLJargument Scrubs is just not funny If I take the
ĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŽĨĂƐŝƚĐŽŵͲĂƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞĚLJͲƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ĨĂŝůƐ ŽŶ ďŽƚŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƐ ƚƐ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ƐĞƫŶŐis ridiculous to say the least and as for the
comedy or lack thereof juvenile would be an
undeserved compliment I like juvenile humour
I donrsquot like the juvenile JD As a character he is
ƋƵŝƚĞĨƌĂŶŬůLJŶĂƵƐĞĂƟŶŐKŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŽĨ ǀŽŵŝƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ
ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ŽĨ Scrubs that really makes
the showrsquos mishaps on the comedy ward
ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĞĂďůĞ ĂƚŚŽƐ ŝƐ Ă ŵĂůĂĚLJ ƐƵīĞƌĞĚby most American comedies but Scrubs has
managed to make this the basis for nine
ŝƌŬƐŽŵĞƐĞƌŝĞƐzĞƐŬŶŽǁƚŚĂƚĂŶĚdƵƌŬůŽǀĞeach other Irsquod rather not watch the saccharine
ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉEven the theme tune makes me grind my
teeth Scrubsrsquo imminent cardiac arrest cannot
come quick enough
ůŵŽƐƚ Ăůů ůŽŶŐ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĞĚŝĞƐ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŽďĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚLJĞĂƌƐĂŌĞƌƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞŝƌzenith and the latest season of Scrubs minus
ƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŝƐǀĞƌLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞĮƌƐƚ ƐĞǀĞŶƐĞƌŝĞƐŽĨ^ĐƌƵďƐǁĞƌĞĂƵŶŝƋƵĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞƐŝƚĐŽŵŐĞŶƌĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƚLJŝƐĂƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚŝƐ
The key to Scrubsrsquo appeal is JD the
audiencersquos access to his interior monologues
allows an empathy with the character that is not
ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ŝŶĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂůƐŝƚĐŽŵƐLJĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐJD through his work surreal fantasies and
ĨĂƌĐŝĐĂůĞƐĐĂƉĂĚĞƐŝƚ ŝƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ
ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŽĐƚŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌŝƉŚĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐŚĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĂƩĂĐŚĞĚƚŽ
ƐƵŶŝƋƵĞƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞƐĞcharacters allows for episodes to feature
incredibly non-linear plots ranging from the
hilarious to deeply moving and these scenes are
ŽŌĞŶďƵŝůƚƵƉŽŶĂŶĚĞdžƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŵƵůƟƉůĞseries of the show
The very fact a single show can contain such
ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƟŶŐĞŵŽƟŽŶƐĂŶĚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐĨƌŽŵĞƉŝƐŽĚĞto episode and even scene to scene creates a
perfect balance between pathos and bathos
and is a major reason behind why Scrubs is the
best show on television
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From the get-go BioWare developer of the Mass īĞĐƚ series revealed that the games would in
fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
ƚǁŽĂŶĚŚĞƌĞŝƚŝƐĮŶĂůůLJ ƐƐĞƋƵĞůƐŝŶƚƌŝůŽŐŝĞƐgo DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮĐŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĞĂƐŝůLJŇŽƉƉĞĚŚĂƌĚĂŶĚĨĂƐƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŐƌŽƵŶĚĨŽƌĂƉŽŽƌŶĂƌƌĂƟǀĞĂŶĚĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůĂĐŬŽĨŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐƟůůǁŽƵůĚŶƚexactly be a bad thing considering the original
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
ŵŽǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵŶĞďƵůĂƚŽŶĞďƵůĂũƵƐƚƌĞƋƵŝƌĞƐƚŚĞƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞDĂƐƐZĞůĂLJũƵŵƉƐƚŚĂƚƉŽƉƵůĂƚĞƚŚĞĂƌĞĂŽǁĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƌĂĚŝĐĂůĐŚĂŶŐĞĐŽŵĞƐfrom completely changing how its key features
ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
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ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
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races the tension between the Council races
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game is begging to be played and deserves to be
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-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
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ŝĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ƐƚƵĐŬǁĂŝƟŶŐĂƚ ĂďƵƐ ƐƚŽƉ ĨŽƌ Ă ĨĞǁŵŝŶƵƚĞƐ
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your album artwork is a novel way to view the
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ƚŚĂƚ ŽŶ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ϮϳƚŚ ƉƉůĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŝƌŶĞǁ ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƚĂďůĞƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐĚĞǀŝĐĞĂŶĚĚƵĞƚŽƚŚĞŝWŚŽŶĞƌĞǀŽůƵƟŽŶŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞ ƉŚŽŶĞ ŵĂƌŬĞƚ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚǁĞƌĞƐŽŚŝŐŚƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĂůůLJƉŝĞƌĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŚĞĂǀĞŶƐ dŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ǁĂƐ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĞĚ ĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƌĚĞƐ ŽĨDĂĐ ĨĂŶďŽLJƐ ƚŽ ďĞ ƐŽŵĞƐŽƌƚ ŽĨ ĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƐĐƵůƉƚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀŝŶĞŚĂŶĚŽĨŽĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞŵĞĚŝƵŵŽĨ^ƚĞǀĞŽďƐthat would proceed to usher in the age of the
tablet kill the netbook and perhaps the laptop
ǁŚŝůĞŝƚǁĂƐĂƚŝƚKĨĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƚ ƐƚŽŽĞĂƌůLJƚŽƐĂLJǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚŝƐ
ƉƌŽƉŚĞĐLJǁŝůů ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ ŶŽƚͿ ďƵƚone thing is clear the target market for the iPad
is people who are very casual users of modern
ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ŶLJŽŶĞ ǁŚŽ ůŽŽŬƐ Ăƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐwith anything deeper than face value should not
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the correct way to describe their approach on
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from the closed and regulated apple-run store
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Ă ŶĞƚŬ Žƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƚĂďůĞƚ WƐ dŚŝƐ ŵĞĂŶƐyou cannot watch videos unless they are on
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Śŝŵ ŽŶ zĞƚ ũƵƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ EŝĐŬƚŚŝŶŬƐ ŚĞ ƐƚĂŶĚƐ Ă ĐŚĂŶĐĞ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƌĞǀĞĂůƐ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚĞ ŚĂƐ ĂďŽLJĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ dƌĞŶƚ ůŝƐƟŶŐĂůů ƚŚĞ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ ƐŚĞ ůŝŬĞƐĂďŽƵƚŚŝŵdŚŝƐƉƌŽŵƉƚƐEŝĐŬƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐLJ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚǁŚŽ ĂŵŽŶŐ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ
ŝƐ Ă ůŝŶŐĞƌŝĞŵŽĚĞů ŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJEŝĐŬ Ɛ ŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟŽŶ ůĂƚĞƌĐƌĞĂƚĞƐ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƚŽ ǁŝŶ ƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůůƵƌŝŶŐ LJĞƚĂůŽŽĨ^ŚĞĞŶŝ
ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ dǁŝƐƉ Ɛ ĂůƚĞƌͲĞŐŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŝůŝŶŐĞƌ ƉƌŽǀĞƐƚŽďĞĂŶĂŵƵƐŝŶŐĂŶĚĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ŝŶ ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƚ ƚŽ ŚŝƐŶĞƌĚLJ ĂŶĚ ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ƐĞůĨ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƐĞůĨ ƟƚůĞĚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ Ɛ ůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ Ăůů ƚŚŝŶŐƐampƌĞŶĐŚ ŝƐ Ă ŵŽƵƐƚĂĐŚŝŽĞĚďůƵĞͲĞLJĞĚƐŵŽŬŝŶŐƐĞĚƵĐƟǀĞǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ EŝĐŬ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ďĂĚǀĞƌLJ ďĂĚ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĚĞǀĂƐƚĂƟŽŶŝŶEŝĐŬ ƐůŝĨĞ ďLJ ĚĞƐƚƌŽLJŝŶŐ ďŽƚŚ ŚŝƐƉĂƌĞŶƚƐĐĂƌƐĂŶĚƐĞƫŶŐĮƌĞƚŽŚĂůĨŽĨĞƌŬĞůĞLJŝŶĂŶĂƩĞŵƉƚƚŽďƌŝŶŐEŝĐŬĂŶĚ^ŚĞĞŶŝĐůŽƐĞƌƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ LJĞƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ŶĞǀĞƌ
ƋƵŝƚĞǁŽƌŬŽƵƚ^ĐĞŶĞƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ
ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂƌĞďŽƚŚƉƌĞƐĞŶƚ ĂƌĞŐƌĞĂƚƐŽƵƌĐĞƐŽĨĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚĂŶĚ ĂŵďŝŐƵŝƚLJͿ dŚŝƐ ŝƐĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJƚƌƵĞŝŶƚŚĞďƵŶŬďĞĚƐĐĞŶĞ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ŝƐ ĨĂŝůŝŶŐŝŶ ƉĞƌƐƵĂĚŝŶŐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƚŽ ůĞƚŚŝŵŐĞƚ ŝŶƚŽďĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ƐŽampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĚĞĐŝĚĞƐ ƚŽ ƚĂŬĞ ŽǀĞƌĂŶĚ ƉƌŽƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ǁŝƚŚƐŽŵĞ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŝĚĞĂƐ ^ŚĞŝƐ ǁŽŶ ŽǀĞƌ ďLJ ŚŝƐ ĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌŵĂŶĚĂƐŬƐŝĨƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚŚĞƌĞĂůůLJǁĂŶƚƐǁŚŝĐŚůĞĂĚƐƚŽEŝĐŬ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂŶĚƉůĞĂĚŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽĂŐƌĞĞ
ďƐƚƌĂĐƚŵŽĚĞƐŽĨĮůŵŝŶŐǁŚŝĐŚ ŝŶǀŽůǀĞ Ă ĐĂƌ ĚƌŝǀĞͲŝŶĐƵƚͲŽƵƚ ĂŶĚ ƉŽƉͲƵƉ ŝŵĂŐĞƐĂŶĚ ŇŽĂƟŶŐ ŶĂŬĞĚ ĐĂƌƚŽŽŶĐŽƵƉůĞƐ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĞdž ǁŚŝĐŚ
EŝĐŬ ŚĂůůƵĐŝŶĂƚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌ ĞĂƟŶŐŵĂŐŝĐ ŵƵƐŚƌŽŽŵƐ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞ ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƵƐƵĂůĨŽƌŵĂƚdŚĞ ƐŽƵŶĚƚƌĂĐŬ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵŝƚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĮůŵƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ
DŽƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƋƵŝƚĞĂĨĞǁƉŽƚĞŶƟĂůůLJďĞŝŶŐ ĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚ ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƐƵĐŚ
ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƐĞƌŝĂů ĚĂƟŶŐ ŵŽƚŚĞƌĂŶĚ ŽǀĞƌƉƌŽƚĞĐƟǀĞ ŚƌŝƐƟĂŶƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŽ ďĞ ŽĨ ĂĐŽŵŝĐĂůŶĂƚƵƌĞĂŶĚĂƌůĞƩĂŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŽŶĞŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚ
Tasha Percy
Precious ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ dŚĞ ƟƚůĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝƐŶŽƚĚŝƐĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ƐŚĞ ŝƐ ďůĂĐŬŽƌ ƉŽŽƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŽ ĂŵŝŶŽƌĞdžƚĞŶƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨŚĞƌǁĞŝŐŚƚdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŐŝƌůďŽƌŶŝŶƚŽŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐĐŝƌĐƵŵƐƚĂŶĐĞƐǁŚŽ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ƐŚĞƌĞĐĞŝǀĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽĐŝĞƚLJ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ƐŚĞĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌƐĂƐĂƌĞƐƵůƚŝƐĂďůĞƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞŚĞƌůŝĨĞĨŽƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ ampŽƌƚŚŝƐƌĞĂƐŽŶŝƚŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐĮůŵƐŽĨ ƌĞĐĞŶƚLJĞĂƌƐĂƐŝŐŶƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚŝƐŶŽƚƐŽĐƌƵĞůĂŌĞƌĂůů
ĞƌŚŽŵĞŝƐŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐƐŚŽƚŝŶƐŝĐŬĞŶŝŶŐŚƵĞƐĂŶĚƉƌĞƐŝĚĞĚŽǀĞƌďLJŚĞƌƚĞƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶĂůůLJ ƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĞĚ ďLJDŽEŝƋƵĞ dŚĞ ĂďƵƐĞ ďŽƚŚƉƐLJĐŚŽůŽŐŝĐĂů ĂŶĚ ƉŚLJƐŝĐĂů
ŝƐ ƚƌƵůLJ ƐŚŽĐŬŝŶŐ DŽEŝƋƵĞĂŶĚĂďŽƵƌĞLJ^ŝĚŝďĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ƚŚĞ KƐĐĂƌ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶďƵƚ DĂƌŝĂŚ ĂƌĞLJƐ ǁĞůĨĂƌĞŽĸĐĞƌ ŝƐ ƐƵďƚůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵŚĞƌƐŚŽǁĚŽǁŶǁŝƚŚWƌĞĐŝŽƵƐŵŽƚŚĞƌŝƐďƌĞĂƚŚƚĂŬŝŶŐ
dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
ŶƚĞƌƐƉĞƌƐĞĚ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚŝƐ ƐůŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůůͲĂĐƚĞĚ
ĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJďĞƚǁĞĞŶdŽŵƌĂǀĞŶŝďƐŽŶͿĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƌĐŚĞƚLJƉĂů ŚĂƌĚŵĂŶZĂLJtŝŶƐƚŽŶĞŝďƐŽŶƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂů ŽĨ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚďƌŽŬĞŶ ŵĂŶ ĂůƐŽ ŵĂŬĞƐ ĨŽƌĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ďůƵƌƌŝŶŐƚŚĞ ďŽƵŶĚĂƌŝĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶũƵƐƟĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŶĞĂƌ ŝŶƐĂŶŝƚLJŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŶŐ ŚŝƐ ƐLJŵƉĂƚŚĞƟĐĂŶĚ ǁĞůůͲƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ dŚĞŚŝůĂƌŝƚLJŽĨŚŝŵƐƚƌƵŐŐůŝŶŐĨŽƌ ďƌĞĂƚŚ ĂŌĞƌ ĞǀĞƌLJ ŵŝŶŽƌƐĐƵŋĞƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚĂƚŝďƐŽŶĂƚŚŝƐĂŐĞĐĂŶƐƟůůƉĂĐŬĂƉƵŶĐŚ
dŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ƉŽǁĞƌĨƵů ĮůŵƐƚƌŝŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ďĂůĂŶĐĞďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ĂŶĚĂĐƟŽŶ
WĂƵůDĂƌƟŶ
ŝƐŶĞLJ ŝƐďĂĐŬŽŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůŚŽƌƐĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĐĞ The Princess and The Frog ƚƌƵůLJŝƐ ƚŽƉ Ϯ ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƐƌĞŵŝŶŝƐĐĞŶƚ ŽĨ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ƐĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞƉĂƐƚ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ŝƐ ƐŽ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJĂŶŝŵĂƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŶŽ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůŐůĂƐƐĞƐ ĂƌĞ ŶĞĞĚĞĚ ƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ ĨƵůůLJ ŝŵŵĞƌƐĞĚ ŝŶƚŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ĂŶĚ ƐŽŵĞŚŽǁďĞůŝĞǀĞƚŚĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŝƌŐƌĞĞŶĂŶĚƐůŝŵLJĞdžƚĞƌŝŽƌ ƚ ŝƐ ƐŽŵŽǀŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůŶŽƚďĞĂĚƌLJĞLJĞŝŶƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚ ŝƐ Ă ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ůŽǀĞ ƐƚŽƌLJ ĂŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚƚĂůĞŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉĐŽƵƌĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ Ăůů ƚŚŽƐĞ ŽƚŚĞƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞĨĞĞůǁĂƌŵ
dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
YOUTH IN REVOLT
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810
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MAIN FEATURE
film14 09feb10issue239
concretefilmueaacuk
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710
OTHER SCREENS
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ůŝŶƚ ĂƐƚǁŽŽĚ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐ ĂƌƵŐďLJĮůŵƐĞĞŵƐůŝŬĞĂŶƵŶůŝŬĞůLJƐĐĞŶĂƌŝŽ ĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ƐƚĂƌŐĞƚŵĞƌŝĐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞĂƌĞ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ŝŶĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞƐƉŽƌƚ ŽǁĞǀĞƌ Ă ďĂĐŬ ƐƚŽƌLJŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐ ƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ĂůůƚŚĂƚ ĚŝƐƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƚŽ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ƐŽǁŶ ƉĂƐƚ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ DŽƌŐĂŶampƌĞĞŵĂŶĞdžĐĞůůŝŶŐŝŶĂƌŽůĞƚŚĂƚŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚďŽƌŶƚŽƉůĂLJ ĂŶĚƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJŝƚŝƐŶŽůŽŶŐĞƌƐƵĐŚĂŶŝŵƉůĂƵƐŝďůĞŝĚĞĂ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŶĂů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŝŶƵŶŝƟŶŐĂĚŝǀŝĚĞĚĐŽƵŶƚƌLJ
Invictus ŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ĚĞƐĐƌŝďĞĚĂƐ Ă ƐƉŽƌƚƐͲĞƉŝĐ ďƵƚ ĞŶŽƵŐŚŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ĞůƐĞǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ŶŽŶͲĨĂŶƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŐĂŵĞ ĂƐǁĞůůDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐƐĞĐƵƌŝƚLJŐƵĂƌĚƐĂƌĞ ƵƐĞĚ ƚŽ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĞīĞĐƚ ŝŶĚŝƐƉůĂLJŝŶŐŚŽǁ ƚŚĞtŽƌůĚƵƉďƌŽƵŐŚƚ ƚŚĞ ƌĂĐĞƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ dŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ƵƐĞĚ ĨŽƌƚŚĞƌƵŐďLJƐĐĞŶĞƐŝƐƐƵƉĞƌďĂŶĚƌĂƌĞůLJŽǀĞƌƉůĂLJĞĚgtŝŬĞSlumdog Millionaire Invictus ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞ ƚĞŶƐŝŽŶ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂŶĚ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĞĞůŐŽŽĚ Įůŵ ĨƌŽŵ ĂŶ ŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶ
Michael Blunt
^ƉĂŶŝƐŚ ĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ WĞĚƌŽůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ŚĂƐ ŽŶĐĞ ĂŐĂŝŶǁŚŝƐƉĞƌĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƟĐǁŽƌůĚZĞƵŶŝƟŶŐǁŝƚŚWĞŶĞůŽƉĞCruz Broken EmbracesĚŝƐƉůĂLJƐĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJ ϭϴ ŵŝůůŝŽŶĚŽůůĂƌƐ ǁŽƌƚŚ ŽĨ ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂĐŽŶƐŝƐƟŶŐŽĨůŽǀĞŵŝƐŽŐLJŶŝƐƟĐƌĞǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĚŶƵŵĞƌŽƵƐƐĞĐƌĞƚƐhƟůŝƐŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŶŐ ƐŬŝůůƐ ŽĨgtůƵŝƐ ŽŵĂƌ ĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶͿĂŶĚ ůĂŶĐŽ WŽƌƟůůŽ VolverͿůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚƐ ĂũŝŐƐĂǁ ŽĨ ƉĂƐƐŝŽŶ ďĞƚƌĂLJĂůĂŶĚ ƐĞƌǀŝƚƵĚĞ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐĐĂƐƚgtĞŶĂƌƵnjͿ ŝƐĞŶŐĂŐĞĚ ŝŶ
Ă ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐĂŶĚ ǁĞĂůƚŚLJ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐŵĂŶŽƐ gtƵŝƐ ŵĞnjͿ dŚŝƐ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJĐƌƵŵďůĞƐ ǁŚĞŶ gtĞŶĂ ŐĂŝŶƐ ĂƉĂƌƚŝŶĂĮůŵďLJDĂƚĞŽůĂŶĐŽŽŵĞƌͿ tŚŝůĞ ĮůŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJďĞĐŽŵĞƐ ƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ůĞĂĚŝŶŐƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŝŶĞǀŝƚĂďůĞ ƚĞƐƟŶŐ ŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƐ ďƵƌƐƟŶŐ ŽĨ ĞŐŽͲďƵďďůĞƐĂŶĚĞǀĞŶĂƐŵŝĚŐĞŶŽĨǀŝŽůĞŶĐĞĨƌŽŵĂŶŽůĚŵĂŶdŚĞĮůŵ ŝƐ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐĞŶƐƵĂů ƚŚŽƵŐŚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚ ďLJŽŵĞƌ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ĂƐ Ă ƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJďůŝŶĚĞĚ ŵĂŶ ƌĞĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ
ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ LJŽƵŶŐŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJĞŶĂƌŶĞƐͿĂƐŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƐƚŚĞgtŽŶĚŽŶƐŽĐŝĂůƐĐĞŶĞ
ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
ƚ ŝƐ ŽůŝŶ ampŝƌƚŚ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚŽĂƩƌĂĐƚƐƚŚĞƌĞĂůĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ
ĂƐƚŚĞďŝƩĞƌ ĚŝƐŝůůƵƐŝŽŶĞĚgtŽƌĚĞŶƌLJŚĞƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƐďŽƚŚĐŽŵŝĐƌĞůŝĞĨ ĂŶĚ Ă ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚ ƐƚƌĞĂŵŽĨ ƌĞĨƌĞƐŚŝŶŐůLJ ŝŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶƚĐLJŶŝĐŝƐŵDorian Gray ŝƐĂĮůŵƚŚĂƚ ŽŽnjĞƐ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞ ĂŶĚƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ďƌŝŶŐƐ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ƚŚĞŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ĚĞĐĂĚĞŶĐĞ tŝůĚĞ ŶŽĚŽƵďƚ ŚĂĚ ŝŶ ŵŝŶĚ ǁŚĞŶ ŚĞǁƌŽƚĞƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů
Joe Doran
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film 1509feb10issue239
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OTHER SCREENS
Astro Boy ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚŵĞƌŝĐĂŶ ĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĂƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂŶĂƉĞƐĞ ŵĂŶŐĂƐĞƌŝĞƐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJƚŚĞKƐĂŵƵdĞnjƵŬĂAstro BoyŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨ Ă ƌŽďŽƟĐ ďŽLJ ǀŽŝĐĞĚ ďLJampƌĞĚĚLJ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞͿ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJ ŐƌŝĞǀŝŶŐ ƐĐŝĞŶƟƐƚ ŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ EŝĐŚŽůĂƐ ĂŐĞͿ ĂƐĂ ƌĞƉůĂĐĞŵĞŶƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ůŽƐƚƐŽŶ dŽďLJ hŶĂďůĞ ƚŽ ĂĐĐĞƉƚƐƚƌŽ ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨdŽďLJŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ ĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞŽĐƚŽƌůĞĨƵŶŝůůEŝŐŚLJͿĐĂƐƚƐƚƌŽŽƵƚ ƚŽĮŶĚŚŝƐƉůĂĐĞ ŝŶƚŚĞǁŽƌĚ
Astro Boy ŚĂƐ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞǀŝƐƵĂůƐ ƚŚĞ ĂŶŝŵĂƚŽƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚLJůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĂŶŝŵĞ ƚŽ ǁŽƌŬ ǁŝƚŚĐŽŵƉƵƚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƚĞĚŐƌĂƉŚŝĐƐdŚĞ ǀŽŝĐĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŝƐŶŽƚ ƐŽ ŐŽŽĚ dŚĞ ĮůŵďŽĂƐƚƐ
ĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐltŝƌƐƟŶĞůů^ĂŵƵĞůgtĂĐŬƐŽŶĂŶĚ ŽŶĂůĚ ^ƵƚŚĞƌůĂŶĚ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂŐĞ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞ ĂŶĚEŝŐŚtŚŝůĞĂƌŽďŽƟĐĂĐŬƐŽŶĐĂŶ ŶĞǀĞƌ ďĞ Ă ďĂĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĞůů ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŽŽ ŽůĚ ƚŽ ďĞĂ ďĞůŝĞǀĂďůĞ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ůĞƐƐ ƐĂŝĚ ĂďŽƵƚ ĂŐĞƐǀŽŝĐĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ
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tŝůŬŽ ŽŚŶƐŽŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌŝƐƚ ĂŶĚƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĨŽƌ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚtŝƚŚŵƵĐŚŽĨ ƚŚĞŚŝƐƚŽƌLJ ƚŽůĚĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƉŽŝŶƚ ŽĨ ǀŝĞǁ ŝƚ ŝƐƚŚŝƐ ƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƵŶƵƐƵĂů ĐŽŵƉŝůĂƟŽŶŽĨ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽŽƚĂŐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞ Įůŵ ďŽƚŚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
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ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
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tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
ďƵƚŝƚƐĂůǁĂLJƐĐŚĂŶŐŝŶŐ
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ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
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ǀĞďĞĞŶŚĞĂƌŝŶŐĂ ůŽƚƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJĂďŽƵƚ ůŽŽĚKƌĂŶŐĞtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚƚƐŬŝŶĚĂũƵƐƚƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĂůďƵŵ ĐĂƵƐĞĂŐĂŝŶƚŚŽƵŐŚƚĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚŵLJŽƚŚĞƌƐƚƵīŵŝŐŚƚŚŝŶĚĞƌŝƚƚƐƌŽŽƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϴϬƐƉŽƐƚͲĚŝƐĐŽŬŝŶĚĂͲƚŚŝŶŐďƵƚǁŝƚŚĂůŽƚŽĨǁĞƐƚĞƌŶŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶŝƚƚƐĂŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƚLJƉĞŽĨŵƵƐŝĐdŚĂƚƐŵĂŝŶůLJǁŚĂƚǀĞďĞĞŶǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ
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tŚĂƚĂƌĞLJŽƵƌƉůĂŶƐǁŝƚŚƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽƚŽƵƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ƚŚŝŶŬŵĂLJďĞƉƌŝů ůů ĚŽĂƵƌŽƉĞĂŶ ƚŽƵƌ dŚĂƚƐ ƚŚĞƉůĂŶ ƚŚŝŶŬzĞĂŚdŚĂƚƐĂƐĨĂƌĂƐŝƚƐŐŽƚƚŽ
Tom McInnes
ŶϭϵϴϵdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌĂŶĚĐŽŐĂůǀĂŶŝnjĞĚƚŚĞƵŶĚĞƌŐƌŽƵŶĚŚĞĂǀLJŵƵƐŝĐƐĐĞŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨƌĞƐŚĞĂƌͲƚĞĂƌŝŶŐĐŚĂŽƟĐĞůĞĐƚƌŽŶŝĐƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨWƌĞƩLJĂƚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞƌĂŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞŇĂŐĨŽƌĂĐŽƵŶƚĞƌŚĞŐĞŵŽŶŝĐƵŶĚĞƌĐƵƌƌĞŶƚǁŝƚŚŝŶƉŽƉƵůĂƌŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƉĂǁŶŝŶŐǀĂƌŝŽƵƐƵŶůŝŬĞůLJŚŝƚ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ϵϬƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƐŽĐŚŝƐƟĐ Closer ĂŶĚƚŚĞďĞŶĞǀŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚƚƌĂŐŝĐƵƌƚŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞƐdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽŶůLJŽĸĐŝĂůŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨEEͿĂŵďŝƟŽƵƐĂǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ƚŽƵƌƐĂŶĚĂ ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚĞŵďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ǁŚŝůƐƚŚŽůĚŝŶŐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝƌĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉŽƐŝƟŽŶĞĚEEĂƐƚŚĞƉĞƌĨĞĐƚƉĂůĞƩĞĂŶĚƉĞĚĞƐƚĂůĨŽƌdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌ ƐƚǁŝƐƚĞĚLJĞƚŐĞŶŝƵƐƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞŽĨƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ
dŚĞďƌĞĂŬƵƉŽĨEEĂƐĂƚŽƵƌŝŶŐďĂŶĚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƚŚĞŚƵŵďůĞtĂǀĞͲŐŽŽĚďLJĞ ƚŽƵƌ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϴͲϮϬϬϵ ďƌŽƵŐŚƚ Ă ĨƌŽǁŶ ƚŽ ŵĂŶLJĨĂŶƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞEEůĞŐĂĐLJŝƐƐĞƚƚŽĐŽŶƟŶƵĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƌƵŵŽƵƌƚŚĂƚĂƌLJEƵŵĂŶŝƐǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂƌĞůĞĂƐĞǁŝƚŚdƌĞŶƚĐŝƚĞĚĨŽƌĞĂƌůLJϮϬϭϬ
^ŽŶŽƚŚĞƌǀĞƌƐŝŽŶŽĨƚŚĞdƌƵƚŚdŚĞŝŌʹtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚtĞůůŝŶϮϬϬϴEEĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĂƌĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŽƵƌŝŶŐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĂŶĚĂďƌĂŶĚŶĞǁ ƚŽƵƌ ĐĂůůĞĚ gtŝŐŚƚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŬLJ ampĂďƵůŽƵƐ ƌŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŵĞƌŐĞĚ ĂƵĚŝŽ ĂŶĚ ǀŝƐƵĂů ĞīĞĐƚƐ ƚŽ ƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ŐƌŽƵŶĚďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐĞīĞĐƚŵƉůŽLJŝŶŐƚŚĞƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂůŵĂƌǀĞůƚŚĂƚŝƐƚŚĞǀŝƐƵĂůŵĂĐŚŝŶĞĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJDŽŵĞŶƚampĂĐƚŽƌLJ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚǁĞƌĞĂďůĞƚŽŝŶĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƚĞ
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ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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MUSIC NEWSgt
music20 09feb10issue239
concretemusicueaacuk
DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
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COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRLTelevisionrsquos Glee mixtape offers an alternative to Journey playing endlessly on the radio and in your head
It has to be said one of the best things about Glee is the awesome soundtrack From classic rock to Liza Minnelli it cant be watched without the joy of hearing unexpected songs turned into amazing arrangements by the teeny-boppers to end all teeny-boppers
As much as everyone loves the characters ƚŚĞƌĞΖƐ ŶŽ ĚĞŶLJŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăůů ƚŚĞŵĞŶ ĂƌĞ ƉƌĞƩLJmuch dogs so I propose this song by the Welsh queen of 80s hair The song already has the musical theatre-esque ldquoDoo doo doo doooooooordquo sung by a choir so an arrangement wouldnt be too unfaithful to the original masterpiece As for someone to sing it Emma is the obvious choice Shes hung up on a married ŵĂŶǁŚŝůĞĚĂƟŶŐĂŵĂŶƐŚĞŚĂƐŶŽŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚŝŶͲŝĨanyone needs a hero in this show its her
Micha Butler
Following along the lines of the lively covers of Queen and Bon Jovi Irsquod love to see the mash up of these Red Hot Chili Peppers songs to give the kids a bit more edge - lsquoproving themselvesrsquo to their cooler Californian counterparts in an ĞƉŝĐƐŝŶŐͲŽīŝŶƚŚĞƌĞŐŝŽŶĂůƐƚŚĞƌĞƐŐŽƚƚŽďĞhip Glee kids out there somewhere)
lsquoBy the Wayrsquo opens with Finnrsquos voice and ƌƟĞƐ ƌĂƉƉŝŶŐ ŝƐŽůĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŐƵŝƚĂƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞbackground The rest of the group would have ƚŽŚĂǀĞĂĨƵŶŬLJĚĂŶĐĞƌŽƵƟŶĞƚŽƵƉƚŚĞŝƌ ĐƌĞĚ but then show their amazing harmonising centred on reigning queen Rachel during the ĐŚŽƌƵƐdŚĞ ĂůŝĨŽƌŶŝĐĂƟŽŶƉĂƌƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞĞĚsome kind of bitchiness to it possibly involving ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞŽĨŽƵƞŝƚƐŵŝŵŝĐŬŝŶŐƐƚĞƌĞŽƚLJƉĞĚgtcharacters with a backdrop to suit Imagine the theatrics of it all
Natalie Stephenson
lsquoI NEED A HEROrsquo - BONNIE TYLER
lsquoBY THE WAYCALIFORNICATIONrsquo RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Glee excells at featuring a mixture of musical-tunes and chart hits which are lsquoreinterpretedrsquo for a new audience With this in mind Irsquod love to see this song - last seen being mimed by ŽƐĞƉŚŽƌĚŽŶgtĞǀŝƩŝŶ(500) Days Of Summer - featuring on this brilliant new series
It has a perfect upbeat sound ideal for some swinging choreography maybe some twists ƐŬLJƌĞĂĐŚĞƐĂŶĚƌƟĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐǁŚĞĞůŝŶŐŽĨƚŚĞǁŚĞĞůĐŚĂŝƌƚŽĮƚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐĂŶĚbubbly lyrics as well as containing a fair share of lsquoOoh-Ooohsrsquo and backing vocals to please ƚŚŽƐĞ ǁŚŽ ĮŶĚ ƐĂƟƐĨĂĐƟŽŶ ŝŶ Ă ǁĞůůͲƉůĂĐĞĚŚĂƌŵŽŶLJͲǁŚŝĐŚĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĚŽ
Only Finn could sing this song and hersquod obviously be singing it either about or to Rachel because we know things canrsquot work out between him and Quinn
Georgina Pursey
lsquoYOU MAKE MY DREAMSrsquo HALL amp OATS
The really special moments in Glee are when a ƐŽŶŐƚĂŬĞƐLJŽƵďLJƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞŵLJtŝŶĞŚŽƵƐĞƐRehab never sounded so perky) which is why ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůůLJǁŽƵůĚůŽǀĞƚŽƐĞĞEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐcover Miss Murder because itrsquos both lyrically a great song and it has so much musical and ĐŽŵŝĐ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĨŽƌ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚůů ďĞchallenging for the cast and writers but imagine it jazzed up in the style of Chicago and yoursquoll understand it could sound amazing
The plot revolves around Will Schuester In a bid for more support from the school he agrees to let the student body nominate ĂŶĚ ĞůĞĐƚ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĨŽƌ EĞǁ ŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ƚŽ ƐŝŶŐThat results in the schoolrsquos surprisingly ůĂƌŐĞ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ƌŽĐŬ ĐůŝƋƵĞ ƚĂŬŝŶŐ ŝƚ ƵƉŽŶƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐƚŽǀŽƚĞŝŶampǁŝƚŚĂĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĂƟŽŶeclipsing the movement behind the Rage Against The Machine Christmas number one
Laura Liddell
lsquoMISS MURDERrsquo - AFIŌĞƌ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ Glee cast smashing Salt-n-Peparsquos hip-hop classic Push It ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚĞƉŝƐŽĚĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁǁŽƵůĚďĞŶĞĮƚĨƌŽŵƚĂĐŬůŝŶŐĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ŚŝƉͲƚŚƌƵƐƟŶŐ ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽĨ ŶŽŶͲƉŽǁĞƌballad hip hop verse So why not take on ldquoAll ǁĂŶŶĂĚŽ ŝƐ ĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐĂŶŐůĐŬͲching) and take ya moneyrdquo
tŝůů ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ ŵŽŶĞLJ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞrunning Glee club would lead with hood up bling on nodding to his own singing while serving food from the school cafeteria An lsquoa cappellarsquo version of Paper Planes shouldnrsquot ďĞƚŽŽŵƵĐŚŽĨĂƉƵƐŚĨŽƌƚŚĞŵƵůƟͲƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚǀŽĐĂůŝƐƚƐ ďƵƚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŐƵŶͲƚŽƟŶŐƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞ ƐĞƋƵĞŶĐĞ ĚĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJ ƐŽƌƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƉĂƌƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁŽƵůĚbe whether or not the Gleesters choose to incorporate the obligatory Paper Planes head ŶŽĚĂŶĚďƵƩĞƌŇLJŚĂŶĚƐ
Hannah Livingston
lsquoPAPER PLANESrsquo - MIA
dŚĞďŽLJƐŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĐĂĨĞůůĂ Ɛ ƐŽ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞƚŚĞƚŚƌĞĞůĞĂĚŐŝƌůƐƐƚƌƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽĐĂůƐƚƵī
You Canrsquot Hurry Love as sung by Rachel Berry Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray ƚŚĞ ĞǁŝƐŚ Őŝƌů ƚŚĞ ďůĂĐŬ Őŝƌů ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ůůͲAmerican girl - if you only know the show by its stereotypes) would be perfect for Glee As the African-American Mercedes would obviously have to take on the role of Diana Ross and her ǀŽŝĐĞǁŽƵůĚĚŽŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶũƵƐƟĐĞƚŽƚŚĞƐŽŶŐespecially when sugar coated by the sweet background ldquoOohrdquos of two of the other best voices in the show
The song manages to cover all three girlsrsquo ŝŶĚŝǀŝĚƵĂůƉůŽƚůŝŶĞƐZĂĐŚĞů ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐƉůŝŐŚƚof unrequited love the complete lack of interest ĂŶLJ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƐŚŽǁŶ DĞƌĐĞĚĞƐ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁƐƟůůŚĂǀŝŶŐŶŽ ƌĂĐŝĂůůLJ ĐŽŵƉĂƟďůĞŵĂƚĐŚͿ ĂŶĚQuinn Fabrayrsquos seemingly endless pregnancy dŚŝŶŬŽĨƚŚĞŵŽŶƚĂŐĞƉŽƐƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ
Hasina Allen
lsquoYOU CANrsquoT HURRY LOVErsquo THE SUPREMES
Alright hear me out The creator of ƵīLJ Joss Whedon is set to direct an episode of ůĞĞand ƐŽ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ĞƉŝƐŽĚĞ ZĂĐŚĞů ĂǁŶͿ ŚĂƐ ůĞŌ EĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ^ƵĞ ^ǁĞĞƚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞŵŽŶͿhas poisoned her against them playing on her ĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĨŽƌampŝŶŶƵīLJͿKŶůLJampŝŶŶĐĂŶƉĞƌƐƵĂĚĞher to come back but he too feels disillusioned ǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ŚŝƐ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐŝďůŝƟĞƐ ltƵƌƚ ^ƉŝŬĞͿ ŝƐĐŽŶŇŝĐƚĞĚ ŚĞ ŬŶŽǁƐ ƚŚĞLJ ǁŽŶƚ ǁŝŶ ǁŝƚŚŽƵƚZĂĐŚĞůďƵƚƐƟůůǁĂŶƚƐampŝŶŶĨŽƌŚŝŵƐĞůĨ Dƌ^ĐŚƵĞŝůĞƐͿĨĞĞůƐŚĞƐŚŽƵůĚŝŶƚĞƌǀĞŶĞĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ^ƵĞďƵƚŝƐǁŽƌƌŝĞĚƚŚĂƚŚĞĚŽĞƐŶƚ ůĞƚŚŝƐƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐĮŐŚƚƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶďĂƩůĞƐƌƟĞyĂŶĚĞƌͿĂŶĚdŝŶĂŶLJĂͿbicker and look on helplessly and Mercedes dĂƌĂͿĂŶĚYƵŝŶŶtŝůůŽǁͿƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƚŚĞĚŝǀĂĮůůĞƌ
Unless yoursquore well versed in both that ǁŝůů ƌĞĂĚ ůŝŬĞ ŝŶĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶƐŝďůĞ ĨĂŶͲĮĐƟŽŶďƵƚ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚƟŵĞGleersquos show tunes got a bit ŵŽƌĞ ĐƵůƚƵƌĂůůLJ ƌĞůĞǀĂŶƚ Dreamgirls not-with-standing)
Josh Butler
lsquoWALK THROUGH THE FIRErsquoBUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
A lot of the major musicals have been covered already in Glee from Cabaret to Wicked yet ŵĂŶLJĂƌĞƐƟůůůĞŌǁŝĚĞŽƉĞŶtŚŝůĞƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůďĞ ůŝƩůĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞ ŝĨ ampŝŶŶ ĂŶĚ ZĂĐŚĞů ĞŶĚ ƵƉperforming High School Musicalrsquos Breaking Free the song I would like to see performed is possibly the most predictable choice for a show like this Seasons of Love from Rent
tŝƚŚEĞǁŝƌĞĐƟŽŶƐƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŽŶŝĚĞĂůůLJthe solo parts would be given to Mercedes and ƌƟĞdŚĞƌĞŶĞĞĚŶŽƚďĞĂƐƉĞĐŝĮĐƉůŽƚďƵƚŝƚwould be a perfect choice for regionals
The song is so typically Broadway that it ǁĂƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵĂƐŽŶthe stage and I would love to hear the castrsquos version as the song has GleeǁƌŝƩĞŶĂůůŽǀĞƌŝƚ
Karine Wach-Donovan
lsquoSEASONS OF LOVErsquo - RENT
^ĞƚŚDĂĐampĂƌůĂŶĞŝƐŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŚĞdominant force behind US animated sitcom
He accounts for three of the countryrsquos biggest
shows of their kind and with King of the Hill ŶŽǁĂĚŝƐƚĂŶƚŵĞŵŽƌLJDĂƩƌŽĞŶŝŶŐǁŽƵůĚbe forgiven for feeling nervous Sadly however
whilst Family Guy and American Dad have
been runaway successes The Cleveland Show
ŝƐĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐůLJĂǀĞƌĂŐĞCleveland may be a likeable character on
Family Guy but as Joey Tribbiani proved that
ĚŽĞƐŶƚŶĞĐĞƐƐĂƌŝůLJŵĞĂŶĂƐƉŝŶͲŽīƐŚŽǁŝƐĂŐŽŽĚŝĚĞĂŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨĐƌĞĂƟŶŐĂĨƌĞƐŚŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůshow MacFarlane and co have simply copy and
pasted their most popular show and put one
of the less-developed characters in the driving
ƐĞĂƚ ůĞǀĞůĂŶĚ ƌ ŝƐ ďĂƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŚƌŝƐ ƌŝĸŶwith glasses Tim the Bear is the token sub-
Brian animal character and most shamelessly
obvious of all talking toddler Rallo Tubbs is just
^ƚĞǁŝĞƌŝĸŶǁŝƚŚĂŶĂĨƌŽdŚĞŽŶůLJŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŝƚLJcomes from Clevelandrsquos new step-daughter
ZŽďĞƌƚĂ ďĞŝŶŐ Ă ƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂƐƐĞƌƟǀĞ ĂŶƟƚŚĞƐŝƐƚŽƌŝĸŶƚĞĞŶDĞŐ
As for Cleveland himself he is hardly a
ƌŝǀĞƟŶŐƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚKŶŚŝƐ ƉĂƌĞŶƚ ƐŚŽǁŚĞƐgood for a few throwaway moments and the
occasional sub-plot and it is good to see him
get a bit more development here but the
ƉĂŝŶĨƵůůLJŽďǀŝŽƵƐĨĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƩĞƌŝƐƚŚĂƚŚĞƐũƵƐƚ ŶŽƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ĐĂƌƌLJ ŚŝƐ ŽǁŶ
show
The jokes are unsurprisingly crude
and boundary-pushing MacFarlane does
ƉƌŽǀŽĐĂƟǀĞ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůů ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞƐsomething about the show that just feels
messy Controversial gags are all well and good
ǁŚĞŶ ƵƐĞĚ ŝŶ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ƉůŽƩĞĚ ĐŽŶƚĞdžƚ ŽƌǁŚĞŶŵĂŬŝŶŐĂďŝƟŶŐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůƉŽŝŶƚʹŝŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽƌĚƐ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝƐ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŽŶ Ă ƌŽůů ʹďƵƚ ǁŚĞŶ ŵŝdžĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƵŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƐĐƌŝƉƟŶŐ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐŽimpressive
ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŝƚ ŵĂLJ ďĞ ƵŶĨĂŝƌ ƚŽ ũƵĚŐĞ The Cleveland ShowŝŶĚŝƌĞĐƚƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽŝƚƐƉĂƌĞŶƚsitcom but when itrsquos so underwhelming
ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝƐŽŶ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ ŚŽǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƉƌŽũĞĐƚŝƐƚƐƐƟůůĞĂƌůLJĚĂLJƐĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƉůĞŶƚLJŽĨƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽĮŶĚŝƚƐĨĞĞƚďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚƐƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽƚlooking promising
Shaun Kitchener
KŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂLJĞĚƚŚƌĞĂĚƐƚŽĞŵĞƌŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨScreenwipe Newswipe refocuses
Charlie Brookerrsquos stream-of-spleen to the
ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐŽĨ ƚǁĞŶƚLJͲĨŽƵƌŚŽƵƌŶĞǁƐZĞůĂLJĞĚin-part via a budget mock-up of a riverside news
ƐƚƵĚŝŽŵŽĐŬďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽƉĞƌĂƟǀĞǁŽƌĚͿĂŶĚƚŚĞsame darkened living room seen in Screenwipe
ŝƚ ŝƐ ĂŶ ƵŶĂƐŚĂŵĞĚůLJ ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ ŽĨtelevised vaudeville - complete with talking-
heads occasionally lunging into the spotlight to
ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞŽƵƌŽďƐĞƐƐŝŽŶǁŝƚŚ ǁŚĂƚ ƐďĞĞŶŐŽŝŶŐonrsquo
In last weekrsquos second episode of the new
ƐĞƌŝĞƐƌŽŽŬĞƌƵƐĞƐƚŚĞƚƌĂŐĞĚLJŽĨƚŚĞĂŝƟĂŶ
ĞĂƌƚŚƋƵĂŬĞĂƐĂĨƌĂŵĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚǁŚŝĐŚƚŽĞdžƉŽƐĞƚŚĞŇƵīƉŝĞĐĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŽŽŌĞŶƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞƚŚĞlast laugh of the news lightweight handbags
miniature dogs and brain-mapping all make
appearances against the backdrop of piled
bodies on the streets on Port-au-Prince Another
leader is how the BBC ITN and Sky managed to
ƉƌŽƉƵƉŶũĞŵŚŽƵĚĂƌLJ ƐƐůĂŵϰhltƉƵďůŝĐŝƚLJstuntrsquo through constant reportage and analysis
ĂŶĚ ŝŶǀŝƟŶŐ ƚŚĞŵĂŶŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝǀĞstudio sofas to argue the toss with enraged
social commentators
As usual with Brooker much of his
ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ŝƐŵĂƐŬĞĚďLJŶĞĂƌͲĞŶĚůĞƐƐ
ƐĂƌĐĂƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ƐŶŝĚĞ ŝŶǀĞĐƟǀĞ ƚŚĂƚsounds like a disclaimer against sincerity
ampŽƌ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽŶĂƩƌŝďƵƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĂƌĞŶƚ ůĂĐŬ ŽĨ ŝƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵĞĚŝĂͿ ďLJ ũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ ĞĂƚŚĞƌ ƌŽŽŬĞis undermined by a self-consciously awkward
ĐůŽƐŝŶŐ ƌĞŵĂƌŬ ŵĞĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐŚŝŌ ƚŚĞ ƚŽŶĞ ĨƌŽŵthe sublime back to the ridiculous But perhaps
ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƵƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĐĐůŝŵĂƟƐĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞǁĞŝƌĚĞƌ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŶĞǁƐƌĞĂĚĞƌ Ɛ ƐŽƵƌͲfaced condolence changing to a rictus grin with
ƚŚĞŇŝĐŬŽĨĂŶĂƵƚŽĐƵĞ^ĂƟƌĞĂůǁĂLJƐƐƚĂLJƐĐůŽƐĞto its target so it makes sense for Brooker to
ŇŝĐŬďĞƚǁĞĞŶĐŽǀĞƌĂŐĞŽĨƚŚĞtĞĞŬŝŶƵůůƐŚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŚŽƌƌŽƌƐŽĨĂďƌŽŬĞŶĂŝƟͲĂŌĞƌĂůůƚŚĞƌĞĂůŶĞǁƐĚŽĞƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƐŝŵŝůĂƌĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞ
^ĞŶƐĂƟŽŶĂůŝƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƐĂŶĐƟŵŽŶLJ ĚŽŶƚ
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ĚĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ŽŶůLJŵŽĐŬĞƌLJDŽƌĞ ŽŌĞŶthan not Newswipe proves to be the poke in
ƚŚĞĞLJĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJŶĞĞĚƐĂƟŵĞůLJreminder that a news story is only as big as its
headline
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^Ž ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĂƚ dŚĂƚ Ɛ ƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĂůůǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐtĞǁĞƌĞƉƌŽŵŝƐĞĚĂŽŶĞͲŽīƉƌĞƋƵĞůƚŽOnly Fools and Horses featuring all
the fabled events of Del Boyrsquos adolescence and
what we got was an hour-and-a-half kitchen-
ƐŝŶŬŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂtŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞƚŚĞũŽŬĞƐdŚĞƌĞare more laughs in the worst episodes of Life on MarsʹĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƚŽƚŚŝŶŬŽĨ ŝƚĞǀĞŶĂĐŽƵƉůĞfrom Ashes to Ashes
Therersquos a lot to be said about whatrsquos wrong
with Rock amp Chips Nicholas Lyndhurst playing
the man that fathered his Only Fools character
ZŽĚŶĞLJ ďĞŝŶŐ ŚŝŐŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚ ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŚĞobviously looks like he could be Roddersrsquo dad
ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ǁŽŽŝŶŐ ŽĨ ŽĂŶ dƌŽƩĞƌ ŚĂĚ ƋƵŝƚĞ Ăquaint Back to the Future air to it It is only
when it comes to the actual act (a literal bit of
ŚŽǁ Ɛ LJŽƵƌ ĨĂƚŚĞƌͿ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞwhole conceit has been a terrible mistake and
you just want to look away from the ensuing
KĞĚŝƉĂůŵĞƐƐdŚĂƚĂƐŝĚĞƚŚĞƌĞ ƐĂLJĨƌŽŵThe InbetweenersƉůĂLJŝŶŐĞůŽLJǁŚĞŶŚĞǁĂƐƐƟůůĂ ďŽLJ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐ Śŝŵ ĞdžĂĐƚůLJůŝŬĞ ĂLJͿ ƐĞƚ ĚĞƐŝŐŶ ĂůƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ƚŽŽ ƐŚŝŶLJ ĂŶĚŶĞǁĨŽƌƚŚĞŝƚ ƐŐƌŝŵĚŽǁŶƐŽƵƚŚĐŽŶĐĞƉƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐůŝŐŚƚĚŝĸĐƵůƚLJƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůƐĞƌŝĞƐŶŽƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐͿ ĞŶĚĞĚ ϭϵ LJĞĂƌƐago the endless in-jokes that Rock amp Chips lives
ŽīŇLJŽǀĞƌĂůůďƵƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶĞĚŽĨŚĞĂĚƐThat being said this venture was not
necessarily a mistake Take away all the cheeky-
chappy misdemeanours and it has at its heart
a sweet melancholy drama of 60s London Itrsquos
ŶŽƚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĐůĞǀĞƌ ĂŶĚŝƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŽīĞƌĂŶLJŶĞǁ Žƌ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƵŶƚŽůĚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ďƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚdoes it does quite well Itrsquos the kind of bearable
ĐŽƐƚƵŵĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌďŽŶŶĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽƌƐĞƚƐ ďƵƚ ŝƐ ŶŽ ůĞƐƐ ƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚƚŽ ŽīĞƌ Ă ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǁĞƌĞNo one rolls over a squad car no-one is called
gtĂĚLJ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ĨĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůĂƵŐŚƐare hearty sitcom belly-laughs but therersquos
ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůƐƋƵŝƚĞŐĞŶƵŝŶĞʹĞǀĞŶif most of its viewers are far too young to say
with any authority whether it actually is
Josh Butler
PRIMETIME gt ROCK amp CHIPS DOWNLOAD gt THE CLEVELAND SHOW
REALITY gt CHARLIE BROOKERrsquoS NEWSWIPE
NO I DONrsquoT WANT NO SCRUBS She hates it he loves it Housemates Grace Simpson and Matt Sladen take their remote
ĐŽŶƚƌŽůďĂƚƚůĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽĨĂƚŽƚŚĞƐŽĂƉďŽdž
I HATE SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBSŶ ŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ĂƌƟĐƵůĂƚĞǁŚLJ ŚĂƚĞScrubs I will
quote a far superior American comedy Family Guy zŽƵ ĞǀĞƌ ǁĂƚĐŚ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚŽǁ ^ĐƌƵďƐ gtŽŝƐhad it on the other night and I was kinda
fading in and out you know I was watching and
wondering which one is the funny guyrsquo
WĞƚĞƌ ƌŝĸŶ ŝĚĞŶƟĮĞƐ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵdž ŽĨ ŵLJargument Scrubs is just not funny If I take the
ĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŽĨĂƐŝƚĐŽŵͲĂƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞĚLJͲƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ĨĂŝůƐ ŽŶ ďŽƚŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƐ ƚƐ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ƐĞƫŶŐis ridiculous to say the least and as for the
comedy or lack thereof juvenile would be an
undeserved compliment I like juvenile humour
I donrsquot like the juvenile JD As a character he is
ƋƵŝƚĞĨƌĂŶŬůLJŶĂƵƐĞĂƟŶŐKŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŽĨ ǀŽŵŝƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ
ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ŽĨ Scrubs that really makes
the showrsquos mishaps on the comedy ward
ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĞĂďůĞ ĂƚŚŽƐ ŝƐ Ă ŵĂůĂĚLJ ƐƵīĞƌĞĚby most American comedies but Scrubs has
managed to make this the basis for nine
ŝƌŬƐŽŵĞƐĞƌŝĞƐzĞƐŬŶŽǁƚŚĂƚĂŶĚdƵƌŬůŽǀĞeach other Irsquod rather not watch the saccharine
ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉEven the theme tune makes me grind my
teeth Scrubsrsquo imminent cardiac arrest cannot
come quick enough
ůŵŽƐƚ Ăůů ůŽŶŐ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĞĚŝĞƐ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŽďĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚLJĞĂƌƐĂŌĞƌƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞŝƌzenith and the latest season of Scrubs minus
ƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŝƐǀĞƌLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞĮƌƐƚ ƐĞǀĞŶƐĞƌŝĞƐŽĨ^ĐƌƵďƐǁĞƌĞĂƵŶŝƋƵĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞƐŝƚĐŽŵŐĞŶƌĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƚLJŝƐĂƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚŝƐ
The key to Scrubsrsquo appeal is JD the
audiencersquos access to his interior monologues
allows an empathy with the character that is not
ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ŝŶĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂůƐŝƚĐŽŵƐLJĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐJD through his work surreal fantasies and
ĨĂƌĐŝĐĂůĞƐĐĂƉĂĚĞƐŝƚ ŝƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ
ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŽĐƚŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌŝƉŚĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐŚĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĂƩĂĐŚĞĚƚŽ
ƐƵŶŝƋƵĞƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞƐĞcharacters allows for episodes to feature
incredibly non-linear plots ranging from the
hilarious to deeply moving and these scenes are
ŽŌĞŶďƵŝůƚƵƉŽŶĂŶĚĞdžƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŵƵůƟƉůĞseries of the show
The very fact a single show can contain such
ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƟŶŐĞŵŽƟŽŶƐĂŶĚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐĨƌŽŵĞƉŝƐŽĚĞto episode and even scene to scene creates a
perfect balance between pathos and bathos
and is a major reason behind why Scrubs is the
best show on television
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fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
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DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
ŵŽǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵŶĞďƵůĂƚŽŶĞďƵůĂũƵƐƚƌĞƋƵŝƌĞƐƚŚĞƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞDĂƐƐZĞůĂLJũƵŵƉƐƚŚĂƚƉŽƉƵůĂƚĞƚŚĞĂƌĞĂŽǁĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƌĂĚŝĐĂůĐŚĂŶŐĞĐŽŵĞƐfrom completely changing how its key features
ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŝƚǁĂƐƌĞƉůĂĐĞĚďLJĂƐƚƌĞĂŵůŝŶĞĮŐŚƟŶŐsystem that makes almost every other third
ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŐĂŵĞĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůŬŶŽǁĂůůƚŚĞĂůŝĞŶ
races the tension between the Council races
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƵŵĂŶƌĂĐĞĂŶĚǁŝůůƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚǁŚĂƚ ƐŐŽŝŶŐŽŶampŽƌŵĂŶLJ ƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚǁŝůůďĞƚŚĞŝƌĮƌƐƚexperience of DĂƐƐīĞĐƚ and maybe even their
ĮƌƐƚZWĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůĮŶĚƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐĚƌŽƉƉĞĚŝŶat the deep end having to either trawl through
ƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚůĞƐƐĐŽĚĞdžƉĂŐĞƐƚŚĂƚĮůů ŝŶƚŚĞďĂĐŬͲstory or instead choose to push on and have
ůŝƩůĞŝĚĞĂŽĨǁŚĂƚŝƐŚĂƉƉĞŶŝŶŐĂŶĚƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚof the story and when playing an RPG like Mass īĞĐƚϮ ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJ ŝƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐhůƟŵĂƚĞůLJƚŚŝƐŐĂŵĞŚĂƐ ƐƵĐŚ Ă ůŽŶŐ ůŝĨĞƐƉĂŶ ƚŚĂƚ ĞǀĞŶĂŌĞƌϭϮŚŽƵƌƐĂŌĞƌŝƚ ƐůŝŬĞůLJƉůĂLJĞƌƐǁŽŶƚŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶscratched the surface of the main storyline this
game is begging to be played and deserves to be
ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌŝĨLJŽƵŚĂǀĞŶƚƉůĂLJĞĚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůĚŽŶƚƐƚĂƌƚƉůĂLJŝŶŐƚŚŝƐƵŶƟůLJŽƵŚĂǀĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞŝƚƐŐĞŶŝƵƐǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJůŽƐƚŽŶLJŽƵ
sĂƵŐŚŶŝŐŚĮĞůĚǀĂŝůĂďůĞŽŶWϯϲϬWƌŝĐĞάϯϱWͿάϱϬϯϲϬͿ
-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
-Possibly confusing without original game
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Precious ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ dŚĞ ƟƚůĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝƐŶŽƚĚŝƐĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ƐŚĞ ŝƐ ďůĂĐŬŽƌ ƉŽŽƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŽ ĂŵŝŶŽƌĞdžƚĞŶƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨŚĞƌǁĞŝŐŚƚdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŐŝƌůďŽƌŶŝŶƚŽŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐĐŝƌĐƵŵƐƚĂŶĐĞƐǁŚŽ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ƐŚĞƌĞĐĞŝǀĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽĐŝĞƚLJ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ƐŚĞĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌƐĂƐĂƌĞƐƵůƚŝƐĂďůĞƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞŚĞƌůŝĨĞĨŽƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ ampŽƌƚŚŝƐƌĞĂƐŽŶŝƚŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐĮůŵƐŽĨ ƌĞĐĞŶƚLJĞĂƌƐĂƐŝŐŶƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚŝƐŶŽƚƐŽĐƌƵĞůĂŌĞƌĂůů
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Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
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dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
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Micha Butler
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Michael Blunt
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Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
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^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
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ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
Lorna Pontefract
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
RŵŽƵƚŽĨƚŽƵĐŚǁŝƚŚďĂŶĚƐƚŚĞƐĞĚĂLJƐƚŽďĞ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ƚŚĞŶĞǁ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƟĐĂůůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞůĂƐƚtĞůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ǁĂƐ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ Ă ůŽƚ ŽĨ ƐŽƵů ĂƌƟƐƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϳϬƐĂŶĚϲϬƐďƵƚĚŝĚŶƚǁŽŶƚŝƚƚŽƐŽƵŶĚĂƐŝĨŝƚǁĂƐƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĂƚƟŵĞDŽƐƚůLJǁĂƐũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽƵƐĞƚŚĞŝƌŝĚĞĂůƐZĞĂůůLJũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐĞĞŚŽǁŽǀĞƌͲƚŚĞͲƚŽƉŝƚĐŽƵůĚďĞ
tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
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ĂŶĚ ƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐ ŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐ tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚŽĨƌĐĂĚĞampŝƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĨŽůŬ ƐƚLJůĞŽĨ DƵŵĨŽƌĚ ŶĚ ^ŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ŐƌŽƵƉ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚĞdžĂĐƚůLJǁŚLJƚŚĞLJǁŽŶ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
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ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
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Tom McInnes
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ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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Livewire TelevisiondŚĞƐĞ ŐƌŽƵƉƐǁŝůů ƵƉĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚ ĐŽŶĮƌŵ
ƟŵĞƐĂŶĚǀĞŶƵĞƐŝŶƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĐŽƵƉůĞŽĨ
KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
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SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
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COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
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^ĞƚŚDĂĐampĂƌůĂŶĞŝƐŶŽǁǁŝƚŚŽƵƚƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŚĞdominant force behind US animated sitcom
He accounts for three of the countryrsquos biggest
shows of their kind and with King of the Hill ŶŽǁĂĚŝƐƚĂŶƚŵĞŵŽƌLJDĂƩƌŽĞŶŝŶŐǁŽƵůĚbe forgiven for feeling nervous Sadly however
whilst Family Guy and American Dad have
been runaway successes The Cleveland Show
ŝƐĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐůLJĂǀĞƌĂŐĞCleveland may be a likeable character on
Family Guy but as Joey Tribbiani proved that
ĚŽĞƐŶƚŶĞĐĞƐƐĂƌŝůLJŵĞĂŶĂƐƉŝŶͲŽīƐŚŽǁŝƐĂŐŽŽĚŝĚĞĂŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨĐƌĞĂƟŶŐĂĨƌĞƐŚŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůshow MacFarlane and co have simply copy and
pasted their most popular show and put one
of the less-developed characters in the driving
ƐĞĂƚ ůĞǀĞůĂŶĚ ƌ ŝƐ ďĂƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŚƌŝƐ ƌŝĸŶwith glasses Tim the Bear is the token sub-
Brian animal character and most shamelessly
obvious of all talking toddler Rallo Tubbs is just
^ƚĞǁŝĞƌŝĸŶǁŝƚŚĂŶĂĨƌŽdŚĞŽŶůLJŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŝƚLJcomes from Clevelandrsquos new step-daughter
ZŽďĞƌƚĂ ďĞŝŶŐ Ă ƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂƐƐĞƌƟǀĞ ĂŶƟƚŚĞƐŝƐƚŽƌŝĸŶƚĞĞŶDĞŐ
As for Cleveland himself he is hardly a
ƌŝǀĞƟŶŐƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚKŶŚŝƐ ƉĂƌĞŶƚ ƐŚŽǁŚĞƐgood for a few throwaway moments and the
occasional sub-plot and it is good to see him
get a bit more development here but the
ƉĂŝŶĨƵůůLJŽďǀŝŽƵƐĨĂĐƚŽĨƚŚĞŵĂƩĞƌŝƐƚŚĂƚŚĞƐũƵƐƚ ŶŽƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ƚŽ ĐĂƌƌLJ ŚŝƐ ŽǁŶ
show
The jokes are unsurprisingly crude
and boundary-pushing MacFarlane does
ƉƌŽǀŽĐĂƟǀĞ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůů ďƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞƐsomething about the show that just feels
messy Controversial gags are all well and good
ǁŚĞŶ ƵƐĞĚ ŝŶ Ă ĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ƉůŽƩĞĚ ĐŽŶƚĞdžƚ ŽƌǁŚĞŶŵĂŬŝŶŐĂďŝƟŶŐƐĂƟƌŝĐĂůƉŽŝŶƚʹŝŶŽƚŚĞƌǁŽƌĚƐ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝƐ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŽŶ Ă ƌŽůů ʹďƵƚ ǁŚĞŶ ŵŝdžĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ƵŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞƐ ĂŶĚ ƐĐƌŝƉƟŶŐ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŶŽƚ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐŽimpressive
ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŝƚ ŵĂLJ ďĞ ƵŶĨĂŝƌ ƚŽ ũƵĚŐĞ The Cleveland ShowŝŶĚŝƌĞĐƚƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽŝƚƐƉĂƌĞŶƚsitcom but when itrsquos so underwhelming
ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĂƌŝƐŽŶ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶ ŚŽǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƉƌŽũĞĐƚŝƐƚƐƐƟůůĞĂƌůLJĚĂLJƐĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞƐƉůĞŶƚLJŽĨƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽĮŶĚŝƚƐĨĞĞƚďƵƚĂƚƚŚĞŵŽŵĞŶƚŝƚƐƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽƚlooking promising
Shaun Kitchener
KŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨƌĂLJĞĚƚŚƌĞĂĚƐƚŽĞŵĞƌŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨScreenwipe Newswipe refocuses
Charlie Brookerrsquos stream-of-spleen to the
ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƟĞƐŽĨ ƚǁĞŶƚLJͲĨŽƵƌŚŽƵƌŶĞǁƐZĞůĂLJĞĚin-part via a budget mock-up of a riverside news
ƐƚƵĚŝŽŵŽĐŬďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽƉĞƌĂƟǀĞǁŽƌĚͿĂŶĚƚŚĞsame darkened living room seen in Screenwipe
ŝƚ ŝƐ ĂŶ ƵŶĂƐŚĂŵĞĚůLJ ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ ŽĨtelevised vaudeville - complete with talking-
heads occasionally lunging into the spotlight to
ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞŽƵƌŽďƐĞƐƐŝŽŶǁŝƚŚ ǁŚĂƚ ƐďĞĞŶŐŽŝŶŐonrsquo
In last weekrsquos second episode of the new
ƐĞƌŝĞƐƌŽŽŬĞƌƵƐĞƐƚŚĞƚƌĂŐĞĚLJŽĨƚŚĞĂŝƟĂŶ
ĞĂƌƚŚƋƵĂŬĞĂƐĂĨƌĂŵĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚǁŚŝĐŚƚŽĞdžƉŽƐĞƚŚĞŇƵīƉŝĞĐĞƐƚŚĂƚƐŽŽŌĞŶƉƌŽǀĞƚŽďĞƚŚĞlast laugh of the news lightweight handbags
miniature dogs and brain-mapping all make
appearances against the backdrop of piled
bodies on the streets on Port-au-Prince Another
leader is how the BBC ITN and Sky managed to
ƉƌŽƉƵƉŶũĞŵŚŽƵĚĂƌLJ ƐƐůĂŵϰhltƉƵďůŝĐŝƚLJstuntrsquo through constant reportage and analysis
ĂŶĚ ŝŶǀŝƟŶŐ ƚŚĞŵĂŶŚŝŵƐĞůĨ ŽŶ ƚŽ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐŝǀĞstudio sofas to argue the toss with enraged
social commentators
As usual with Brooker much of his
ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ŝƐŵĂƐŬĞĚďLJŶĞĂƌͲĞŶĚůĞƐƐ
ƐĂƌĐĂƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ƐŶŝĚĞ ŝŶǀĞĐƟǀĞ ƚŚĂƚsounds like a disclaimer against sincerity
ampŽƌ ĞdžĂŵƉůĞ Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƉŝĞĐĞ ŽŶĂƩƌŝďƵƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉĂƌĞŶƚ ůĂĐŬ ŽĨ ŝƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƌŝƟƐŚ ŵĞĚŝĂͿ ďLJ ũŽƵƌŶĂůŝƐƚ ĞĂƚŚĞƌ ƌŽŽŬĞis undermined by a self-consciously awkward
ĐůŽƐŝŶŐ ƌĞŵĂƌŬ ŵĞĂŶƚ ƚŽ ƐŚŝŌ ƚŚĞ ƚŽŶĞ ĨƌŽŵthe sublime back to the ridiculous But perhaps
ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƵƐ ďĞŝŶŐ ĂĐĐůŝŵĂƟƐĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞǁĞŝƌĚĞƌ ĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞ ŽĨ Ă ŶĞǁƐƌĞĂĚĞƌ Ɛ ƐŽƵƌͲfaced condolence changing to a rictus grin with
ƚŚĞŇŝĐŬŽĨĂŶĂƵƚŽĐƵĞ^ĂƟƌĞĂůǁĂLJƐƐƚĂLJƐĐůŽƐĞto its target so it makes sense for Brooker to
ŇŝĐŬďĞƚǁĞĞŶĐŽǀĞƌĂŐĞŽĨƚŚĞtĞĞŬŝŶƵůůƐŚŝƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŚŽƌƌŽƌƐŽĨĂďƌŽŬĞŶĂŝƟͲĂŌĞƌĂůůƚŚĞƌĞĂůŶĞǁƐĚŽĞƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƐŝŵŝůĂƌĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞ
^ĞŶƐĂƟŽŶĂůŝƐŵ ĂŶĚ ƐĂŶĐƟŵŽŶLJ ĚŽŶƚ
ĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ĚĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ ŽŶůLJŵŽĐŬĞƌLJDŽƌĞ ŽŌĞŶthan not Newswipe proves to be the poke in
ƚŚĞĞLJĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŶĞǁƐŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJŶĞĞĚƐĂƟŵĞůLJreminder that a news story is only as big as its
headline
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^Ž ǁŚĂƚ ǁĂƐ ƚŚĂƚ dŚĂƚ Ɛ ƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĂůůǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐtĞǁĞƌĞƉƌŽŵŝƐĞĚĂŽŶĞͲŽīƉƌĞƋƵĞůƚŽOnly Fools and Horses featuring all
the fabled events of Del Boyrsquos adolescence and
what we got was an hour-and-a-half kitchen-
ƐŝŶŬŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂtŚĞƌĞǁĞƌĞƚŚĞũŽŬĞƐdŚĞƌĞare more laughs in the worst episodes of Life on MarsʹĂŶĚĐŽŵĞƚŽƚŚŝŶŬŽĨ ŝƚĞǀĞŶĂĐŽƵƉůĞfrom Ashes to Ashes
Therersquos a lot to be said about whatrsquos wrong
with Rock amp Chips Nicholas Lyndhurst playing
the man that fathered his Only Fools character
ZŽĚŶĞLJ ďĞŝŶŐ ŚŝŐŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚ ƌĂŶƚĞĚ ŚĞobviously looks like he could be Roddersrsquo dad
ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ǁŽŽŝŶŐ ŽĨ ŽĂŶ dƌŽƩĞƌ ŚĂĚ ƋƵŝƚĞ Ăquaint Back to the Future air to it It is only
when it comes to the actual act (a literal bit of
ŚŽǁ Ɛ LJŽƵƌ ĨĂƚŚĞƌͿ ƚŚĂƚ LJŽƵ ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞwhole conceit has been a terrible mistake and
you just want to look away from the ensuing
KĞĚŝƉĂůŵĞƐƐdŚĂƚĂƐŝĚĞƚŚĞƌĞ ƐĂLJĨƌŽŵThe InbetweenersƉůĂLJŝŶŐĞůŽLJǁŚĞŶŚĞǁĂƐƐƟůůĂ ďŽLJ ĂŶĚ ƵŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐ Śŝŵ ĞdžĂĐƚůLJůŝŬĞ ĂLJͿ ƐĞƚ ĚĞƐŝŐŶ ĂůƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ ƚŽŽ ƐŚŝŶLJ ĂŶĚŶĞǁĨŽƌƚŚĞŝƚ ƐŐƌŝŵĚŽǁŶƐŽƵƚŚĐŽŶĐĞƉƚĂŶĚƚŚĞƐůŝŐŚƚĚŝĸĐƵůƚLJƚŚĂƚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůƐĞƌŝĞƐŶŽƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ŚƌŝƐƚŵĂƐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůƐͿ ĞŶĚĞĚ ϭϵ LJĞĂƌƐago the endless in-jokes that Rock amp Chips lives
ŽīŇLJŽǀĞƌĂůůďƵƚƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƐĞĂƐŽŶĞĚŽĨŚĞĂĚƐThat being said this venture was not
necessarily a mistake Take away all the cheeky-
chappy misdemeanours and it has at its heart
a sweet melancholy drama of 60s London Itrsquos
ŶŽƚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĐůĞǀĞƌ ĂŶĚŝƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŽīĞƌĂŶLJŶĞǁ Žƌ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ƵŶƚŽůĚ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ďƵƚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚdoes it does quite well Itrsquos the kind of bearable
ĐŽƐƚƵŵĞ ĚƌĂŵĂ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ĚĞĐĂĚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌďŽŶŶĞƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐŽƌƐĞƚƐ ďƵƚ ŝƐ ŶŽ ůĞƐƐ ƋƵĂůŝĮĞĚƚŽ ŽīĞƌ Ă ǁŝŶĚŽǁ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĂLJ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ǁĞƌĞNo one rolls over a squad car no-one is called
gtĂĚLJ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ĨĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ůĂƵŐŚƐare hearty sitcom belly-laughs but therersquos
ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐŚĞƌĞƚŚĂƚĨĞĞůƐƋƵŝƚĞŐĞŶƵŝŶĞʹĞǀĞŶif most of its viewers are far too young to say
with any authority whether it actually is
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PRIMETIME gt ROCK amp CHIPS DOWNLOAD gt THE CLEVELAND SHOW
REALITY gt CHARLIE BROOKERrsquoS NEWSWIPE
NO I DONrsquoT WANT NO SCRUBS She hates it he loves it Housemates Grace Simpson and Matt Sladen take their remote
ĐŽŶƚƌŽůďĂƚƚůĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƐŽĨĂƚŽƚŚĞƐŽĂƉďŽdž
I HATE SCRUBS I LOVE SCRUBSŶ ŽƌĚĞƌ ƚŽ ĂƌƟĐƵůĂƚĞǁŚLJ ŚĂƚĞScrubs I will
quote a far superior American comedy Family Guy zŽƵ ĞǀĞƌ ǁĂƚĐŚ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚŽǁ ^ĐƌƵďƐ gtŽŝƐhad it on the other night and I was kinda
fading in and out you know I was watching and
wondering which one is the funny guyrsquo
WĞƚĞƌ ƌŝĸŶ ŝĚĞŶƟĮĞƐ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵdž ŽĨ ŵLJargument Scrubs is just not funny If I take the
ĐŽŶĐĞƉƚŽĨĂƐŝƚĐŽŵͲĂƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶĐŽŵĞĚLJͲƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ĨĂŝůƐ ŽŶ ďŽƚŚ ĐŽƵŶƚƐ ƚƐ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ƐĞƫŶŐis ridiculous to say the least and as for the
comedy or lack thereof juvenile would be an
undeserved compliment I like juvenile humour
I donrsquot like the juvenile JD As a character he is
ƋƵŝƚĞĨƌĂŶŬůLJŶĂƵƐĞĂƟŶŐKŶ ƚŚĞ ƐƵďũĞĐƚ ŽĨ ǀŽŵŝƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ
ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ŽĨ Scrubs that really makes
the showrsquos mishaps on the comedy ward
ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĞĂďůĞ ĂƚŚŽƐ ŝƐ Ă ŵĂůĂĚLJ ƐƵīĞƌĞĚby most American comedies but Scrubs has
managed to make this the basis for nine
ŝƌŬƐŽŵĞƐĞƌŝĞƐzĞƐŬŶŽǁƚŚĂƚĂŶĚdƵƌŬůŽǀĞeach other Irsquod rather not watch the saccharine
ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉEven the theme tune makes me grind my
teeth Scrubsrsquo imminent cardiac arrest cannot
come quick enough
ůŵŽƐƚ Ăůů ůŽŶŐ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐ ĐŽŵĞĚŝĞƐ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŽďĞƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚLJĞĂƌƐĂŌĞƌƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞƌĞĂĐŚĞĚƚŚĞŝƌzenith and the latest season of Scrubs minus
ƉƌŽƚĂŐŽŶŝƐƚŝƐǀĞƌLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞĮƌƐƚ ƐĞǀĞŶƐĞƌŝĞƐŽĨ^ĐƌƵďƐǁĞƌĞĂƵŶŝƋƵĞŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶŽŶƚŚĞƐŝƚĐŽŵŐĞŶƌĞĂŶĚƚŚĞƐŚŽǁ ƐĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚƉŽƉƵůĂƌŝƚLJŝƐĂƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚŝƐ
The key to Scrubsrsquo appeal is JD the
audiencersquos access to his interior monologues
allows an empathy with the character that is not
ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ŝŶĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂůƐŝƚĐŽŵƐLJĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐJD through his work surreal fantasies and
ĨĂƌĐŝĐĂůĞƐĐĂƉĂĚĞƐŝƚ ŝƐĚŝĸĐƵůƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ
ĂƩĂĐŚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĚŽĐƚŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƉĞƌŝƉŚĞƌĂůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐŚĞďĞĐŽŵĞƐĂƩĂĐŚĞĚƚŽ
ƐƵŶŝƋƵĞƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉǁŝƚŚĞĂĐŚŽĨƚŚĞƐĞcharacters allows for episodes to feature
incredibly non-linear plots ranging from the
hilarious to deeply moving and these scenes are
ŽŌĞŶďƵŝůƚƵƉŽŶĂŶĚĞdžƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŵƵůƟƉůĞseries of the show
The very fact a single show can contain such
ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƟŶŐĞŵŽƟŽŶƐĂŶĚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐĨƌŽŵĞƉŝƐŽĚĞto episode and even scene to scene creates a
perfect balance between pathos and bathos
and is a major reason behind why Scrubs is the
best show on television
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From the get-go BioWare developer of the Mass īĞĐƚ series revealed that the games would in
fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
ƚǁŽĂŶĚŚĞƌĞŝƚŝƐĮŶĂůůLJ ƐƐĞƋƵĞůƐŝŶƚƌŝůŽŐŝĞƐgo DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮĐŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĞĂƐŝůLJŇŽƉƉĞĚŚĂƌĚĂŶĚĨĂƐƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŐƌŽƵŶĚĨŽƌĂƉŽŽƌŶĂƌƌĂƟǀĞĂŶĚĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůĂĐŬŽĨŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐƟůůǁŽƵůĚŶƚexactly be a bad thing considering the original
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
ŵŽǀŝŶŐĨƌŽŵŶĞďƵůĂƚŽŶĞďƵůĂũƵƐƚƌĞƋƵŝƌĞƐƚŚĞƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞDĂƐƐZĞůĂLJũƵŵƉƐƚŚĂƚƉŽƉƵůĂƚĞƚŚĞĂƌĞĂŽǁĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƌĂĚŝĐĂůĐŚĂŶŐĞĐŽŵĞƐfrom completely changing how its key features
ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŝƚǁĂƐƌĞƉůĂĐĞĚďLJĂƐƚƌĞĂŵůŝŶĞĮŐŚƟŶŐsystem that makes almost every other third
ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŐĂŵĞĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůŬŶŽǁĂůůƚŚĞĂůŝĞŶ
races the tension between the Council races
ĂŶĚƚŚĞƵŵĂŶƌĂĐĞĂŶĚǁŝůůƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚǁŚĂƚ ƐŐŽŝŶŐŽŶampŽƌŵĂŶLJ ƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚǁŝůůďĞƚŚĞŝƌĮƌƐƚexperience of DĂƐƐīĞĐƚ and maybe even their
ĮƌƐƚZWĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůĮŶĚƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐĚƌŽƉƉĞĚŝŶat the deep end having to either trawl through
ƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚůĞƐƐĐŽĚĞdžƉĂŐĞƐƚŚĂƚĮůů ŝŶƚŚĞďĂĐŬͲstory or instead choose to push on and have
ůŝƩůĞŝĚĞĂŽĨǁŚĂƚŝƐŚĂƉƉĞŶŝŶŐĂŶĚƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚof the story and when playing an RPG like Mass īĞĐƚϮ ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJ ŝƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐhůƟŵĂƚĞůLJƚŚŝƐŐĂŵĞŚĂƐ ƐƵĐŚ Ă ůŽŶŐ ůŝĨĞƐƉĂŶ ƚŚĂƚ ĞǀĞŶĂŌĞƌϭϮŚŽƵƌƐĂŌĞƌŝƚ ƐůŝŬĞůLJƉůĂLJĞƌƐǁŽŶƚŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶscratched the surface of the main storyline this
game is begging to be played and deserves to be
ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌŝĨLJŽƵŚĂǀĞŶƚƉůĂLJĞĚƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůĚŽŶƚƐƚĂƌƚƉůĂLJŝŶŐƚŚŝƐƵŶƟůLJŽƵŚĂǀĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞŝƚƐŐĞŶŝƵƐǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJůŽƐƚŽŶLJŽƵ
sĂƵŐŚŶŝŐŚĮĞůĚǀĂŝůĂďůĞŽŶWϯϲϬWƌŝĐĞάϯϱWͿάϱϬϯϲϬͿ
-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
-Possibly confusing without original game
-Scanning planets can become tedious
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dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂƐŵĂŶLJ ĂƐ ϭϯϰϬϬϬ ƉƉƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞĨŽƌĚŽǁŶůŽĂĚĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƉƉůĞ^ƚŽƌĞ^ŽŵĞĂƌĞƵƐĞĨƵůƐŽŵĞĂƌĞĨƵŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞĂƌĞĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞǁĂƐƚĞ ŽĨ ƟŵĞ ĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĮǀĞ ŽĨ ŵLJ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞ ĨƌĞĞ ĂƉƉƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŝWŚŽŶĞ ĂŶĚ ŝWŽĚdŽƵĐŚ
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WƌŽũĞĐƚ ƵƩĞŶďĞƌŐ ĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ LJŽƵƌŝWŚŽŶĞŝŶƚŽĂŶĞZĞĂĚĞƌƚŽƌŝǀĂůŵĂnjŽŶ ƐltŝŶĚůĞŽƌƚŚĞƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚůLJŵŽƌĞĞdžƉĞŶƐŝǀĞŝWĂĚ
ϮŽŽŬͲDŽǀŝĞƐdŚŝƐŝƐĂƌĞĂůůLJĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐĂƉƉǁŚŝĐŚŵĂŬĞƐƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝWŚŽŶĞ ƐW^ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƚŽŝĚĞŶƟĨLJƚŚĞŶĞĂƌĞƐƚcinemas within 5 15 or 50 miles and seamlessly
ŽīĞƌƐLJŽƵĂůŝƐƟŶŐŽĨĂůůĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞĮůŵƐŽŶƚŚĞŝƌƟŵĞƐĂŶĚĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƐLJŽƵƚŽĂŬŝŶŐĨŽƌŵdŚŝƐ
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ďŽŶƵƐĞƐĂŵŽŶŐƚŚĞďƵďďůĞƐƌĞůĂƟǀĞůLJƐŝŵƉůĞĂƉƉďƵƚŝƚ ƐŐƵĂƌĂŶƚĞĞĚƚŽŬĞĞƉLJŽƵĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ
ŝĨ LJŽƵƌĞ ƐƚƵĐŬǁĂŝƟŶŐĂƚ ĂďƵƐ ƐƚŽƉ ĨŽƌ Ă ĨĞǁŵŝŶƵƚĞƐ
ϰZĞĂĚĞƌdŚŝƐ ŐŝǀĞƐ LJŽƵ ĚŝƌĞĐƚ ĂĐĐĞƐƐ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƐƐŝƚĞƌĞͲƉĂĐŬĂŐĞĚĂŶĚƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚĨŽƌƵƐĞǁŝƚŚ LJŽƵƌ ŝWŚŽŶĞ Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ƚŚĞ ƐůŝĚĞƐŚŽǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚĂůůŽǁƐLJŽƵƚŽŇŝĐŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞheadlines in the same way as you would with
your album artwork is a novel way to view the
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tablet kill the netbook and perhaps the laptop
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the correct way to describe their approach on
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dĞĂŵ dĞƌƌLJ ĂŶĚ dĞĂŵ ƌŝĚŐĞ ĨĂŶ ŐƌŽƵƉƐĂŶĚƚŚĞďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚtŚLJŝĚŶƚ ŽŚŶdĞƌƌLJ^ůĞĞƉtŝƚŚƐŚůĞLJŽůĞ ƐDƌƐĂŶĚǀĞ^ůĞƉƚtŝƚŚdŝŐĞƌtŽŽĚƐdŚĞŶ ĂĚŝƚŽĨ ŽŚŶdĞƌƌLJtŚŽEĞdžƚ
dŚĞƐĞ ŐƌŽƵƉƐ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ă ƉůĂĐĞ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJto share jokes and in some cases show
ĂƉƉƌĞĐŝĂƟŽŶ ĨŽƌ ŽŚŶ dĞƌƌLJ Ɛ ƉůĂLJĞƌ ƐƚĂƚƵƐ(pun intended) they are also a place to post
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dŚŽƵŐŚ ƚŚĞ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐƌŽƵƉƐ ŝƐ
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ƉƵďůŝĐŽƉŝŶŝŽŶŽǀĞƌƐƵĐŚƐƚŽƌŝĞƐdŚŽƵŐŚƚŚĞƐŚĞĞƌŶƵŵďĞƌŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞŐƌŽƵƉƐ
ďĞŝŶŐĐƌĞĂƚĞĚŽŌĞŶĚĞƚƌĂĐƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝƌŝŵƉĂĐƚĐŽůůĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶŽƚĂďůĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞďĞŝŶŐĞƚdŚŝƐ^ĂƵƐĂŐĞĂŶĞƚDŽƌĞampĂŶƐdŚĂŶŚĞƌLJůŽůĞͿƚŚĞLJ ƐƟůů ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞ ĂŶ ŝŶƐŝŐŚƚ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶof the Facebook community - fast becoming
synonymous with the general public - to events
ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƐ ŶŽŵĂƩĞƌ ŚŽǁ ƐƵƉĞƌĮĐŝĂůtŚĂƚďĞƩĞƌǁĂLJƚŽƐŚŽǁĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJϱϬϬŽĨLJŽƵƌĐůŽƐĞƐƚĨƌŝĞŶĚƐLJŽƵƌĂƫƚƵĚĞƐƚŽǁĂƌĚƐĂĚƵůƚĞƌLJ
Based on the novels by CD WĂLJŶĞƚŚŝƐŝƐŶŽƚĂĮůŵĨŽƌƚŚĞĨĂŝŶƚͲŚĞĂƌƚĞĚ DŝĐŚĂĞů ĞƌĂĨĂŵŽƵƐ ĨŽƌ ƌŽůĞƐ ŝŶ Juno and Superbad ƐƚĂƌƐ ŝŶ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮůŵ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞ ďŽLJƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚƌƵŐŐůĞƐƚŽďŽƚŚĂĐƋƵŝƌĞĂ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĂŶĚ ůŽƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌǀŝƌŐŝŶŝƚLJ
ĞƌĂ ƉůĂLJƐ EŝĐŬ dǁŝƐƉĂ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ǁŚŽ ĨĞĞůƐ ƚŚĂƚĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐŚŝƐ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞĚ ƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ŝƐŐĞƫŶŐŵŽƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƚŚĂŶŚĞŝƐĞŝƐƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌǁĞĂƌĞŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐĞĚƚŽ ŝŶ ƚŚĞĮůŵĂŶĚŝƚ ŝƐ Ă ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐůLJ ŚƵŵŽƌŽƵƐƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ĂƚƚŚĂƚ ĚƵƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶŝŶŐĐƌĞĚŝƚƐ
KŶ Ă ƌĂŶĚŽŵ ǀĂĐĂƟŽŶEŝĐŬ ŵĞĞƚƐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ĂŶĚ
ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ĨĂůůƐ ŝŶ ůŽǀĞ ^ŚĞĞŶŝƉƌŽǀŽŬĞƐ EŝĐŬ Ɛ ůƵƐƚ ĨŽƌ ŚĞƌǁŝƚŚ ƐƵĐŚ ĐůŝĐŚĠƐ ĂƐ ĂƐŬŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽƌƵďƐƵŶĐƌĞĂŵŝŶƚŽŚĞƌďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵŵĞŶƟŶŐ ƚŚĂƚŝƚ ĚŽĞƐŶƚ ƚĂŬĞ Ă ůŽƚ ƚŽ ƚƵƌŶ
Śŝŵ ŽŶ zĞƚ ũƵƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ EŝĐŬƚŚŝŶŬƐ ŚĞ ƐƚĂŶĚƐ Ă ĐŚĂŶĐĞ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƌĞǀĞĂůƐ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚĞ ŚĂƐ ĂďŽLJĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ dƌĞŶƚ ůŝƐƟŶŐĂůů ƚŚĞ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ ƐŚĞ ůŝŬĞƐĂďŽƵƚŚŝŵdŚŝƐƉƌŽŵƉƚƐEŝĐŬƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐLJ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚǁŚŽ ĂŵŽŶŐ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ
ŝƐ Ă ůŝŶŐĞƌŝĞŵŽĚĞů ŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJEŝĐŬ Ɛ ŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟŽŶ ůĂƚĞƌĐƌĞĂƚĞƐ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƚŽ ǁŝŶ ƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůůƵƌŝŶŐ LJĞƚĂůŽŽĨ^ŚĞĞŶŝ
ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ dǁŝƐƉ Ɛ ĂůƚĞƌͲĞŐŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŝůŝŶŐĞƌ ƉƌŽǀĞƐƚŽďĞĂŶĂŵƵƐŝŶŐĂŶĚĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ŝŶ ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƚ ƚŽ ŚŝƐŶĞƌĚLJ ĂŶĚ ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ƐĞůĨ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƐĞůĨ ƟƚůĞĚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ Ɛ ůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ Ăůů ƚŚŝŶŐƐampƌĞŶĐŚ ŝƐ Ă ŵŽƵƐƚĂĐŚŝŽĞĚďůƵĞͲĞLJĞĚƐŵŽŬŝŶŐƐĞĚƵĐƟǀĞǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ EŝĐŬ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ďĂĚǀĞƌLJ ďĂĚ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĚĞǀĂƐƚĂƟŽŶŝŶEŝĐŬ ƐůŝĨĞ ďLJ ĚĞƐƚƌŽLJŝŶŐ ďŽƚŚ ŚŝƐƉĂƌĞŶƚƐĐĂƌƐĂŶĚƐĞƫŶŐĮƌĞƚŽŚĂůĨŽĨĞƌŬĞůĞLJŝŶĂŶĂƩĞŵƉƚƚŽďƌŝŶŐEŝĐŬĂŶĚ^ŚĞĞŶŝĐůŽƐĞƌƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ LJĞƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ŶĞǀĞƌ
ƋƵŝƚĞǁŽƌŬŽƵƚ^ĐĞŶĞƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ
ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂƌĞďŽƚŚƉƌĞƐĞŶƚ ĂƌĞŐƌĞĂƚƐŽƵƌĐĞƐŽĨĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚĂŶĚ ĂŵďŝŐƵŝƚLJͿ dŚŝƐ ŝƐĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJƚƌƵĞŝŶƚŚĞďƵŶŬďĞĚƐĐĞŶĞ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ŝƐ ĨĂŝůŝŶŐŝŶ ƉĞƌƐƵĂĚŝŶŐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƚŽ ůĞƚŚŝŵŐĞƚ ŝŶƚŽďĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ƐŽampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĚĞĐŝĚĞƐ ƚŽ ƚĂŬĞ ŽǀĞƌĂŶĚ ƉƌŽƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ǁŝƚŚƐŽŵĞ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŝĚĞĂƐ ^ŚĞŝƐ ǁŽŶ ŽǀĞƌ ďLJ ŚŝƐ ĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌŵĂŶĚĂƐŬƐŝĨƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚŚĞƌĞĂůůLJǁĂŶƚƐǁŚŝĐŚůĞĂĚƐƚŽEŝĐŬ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂŶĚƉůĞĂĚŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽĂŐƌĞĞ
ďƐƚƌĂĐƚŵŽĚĞƐŽĨĮůŵŝŶŐǁŚŝĐŚ ŝŶǀŽůǀĞ Ă ĐĂƌ ĚƌŝǀĞͲŝŶĐƵƚͲŽƵƚ ĂŶĚ ƉŽƉͲƵƉ ŝŵĂŐĞƐĂŶĚ ŇŽĂƟŶŐ ŶĂŬĞĚ ĐĂƌƚŽŽŶĐŽƵƉůĞƐ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĞdž ǁŚŝĐŚ
EŝĐŬ ŚĂůůƵĐŝŶĂƚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌ ĞĂƟŶŐŵĂŐŝĐ ŵƵƐŚƌŽŽŵƐ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞ ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƵƐƵĂůĨŽƌŵĂƚdŚĞ ƐŽƵŶĚƚƌĂĐŬ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵŝƚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĮůŵƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ
DŽƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƋƵŝƚĞĂĨĞǁƉŽƚĞŶƟĂůůLJďĞŝŶŐ ĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚ ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƐƵĐŚ
ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƐĞƌŝĂů ĚĂƟŶŐ ŵŽƚŚĞƌĂŶĚ ŽǀĞƌƉƌŽƚĞĐƟǀĞ ŚƌŝƐƟĂŶƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŽ ďĞ ŽĨ ĂĐŽŵŝĐĂůŶĂƚƵƌĞĂŶĚĂƌůĞƩĂŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŽŶĞŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚ
Tasha Percy
Precious ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ dŚĞ ƟƚůĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝƐŶŽƚĚŝƐĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ƐŚĞ ŝƐ ďůĂĐŬŽƌ ƉŽŽƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŽ ĂŵŝŶŽƌĞdžƚĞŶƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨŚĞƌǁĞŝŐŚƚdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŐŝƌůďŽƌŶŝŶƚŽŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐĐŝƌĐƵŵƐƚĂŶĐĞƐǁŚŽ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ƐŚĞƌĞĐĞŝǀĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽĐŝĞƚLJ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ƐŚĞĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌƐĂƐĂƌĞƐƵůƚŝƐĂďůĞƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞŚĞƌůŝĨĞĨŽƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ ampŽƌƚŚŝƐƌĞĂƐŽŶŝƚŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐĮůŵƐŽĨ ƌĞĐĞŶƚLJĞĂƌƐĂƐŝŐŶƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚŝƐŶŽƚƐŽĐƌƵĞůĂŌĞƌĂůů
ĞƌŚŽŵĞŝƐŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐƐŚŽƚŝŶƐŝĐŬĞŶŝŶŐŚƵĞƐĂŶĚƉƌĞƐŝĚĞĚŽǀĞƌďLJŚĞƌƚĞƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶĂůůLJ ƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĞĚ ďLJDŽEŝƋƵĞ dŚĞ ĂďƵƐĞ ďŽƚŚƉƐLJĐŚŽůŽŐŝĐĂů ĂŶĚ ƉŚLJƐŝĐĂů
ŝƐ ƚƌƵůLJ ƐŚŽĐŬŝŶŐ DŽEŝƋƵĞĂŶĚĂďŽƵƌĞLJ^ŝĚŝďĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ƚŚĞ KƐĐĂƌ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶďƵƚ DĂƌŝĂŚ ĂƌĞLJƐ ǁĞůĨĂƌĞŽĸĐĞƌ ŝƐ ƐƵďƚůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵŚĞƌƐŚŽǁĚŽǁŶǁŝƚŚWƌĞĐŝŽƵƐŵŽƚŚĞƌŝƐďƌĞĂƚŚƚĂŬŝŶŐ
dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
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ŝƐŶĞLJ ŝƐďĂĐŬŽŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůŚŽƌƐĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĐĞ The Princess and The Frog ƚƌƵůLJŝƐ ƚŽƉ Ϯ ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƐƌĞŵŝŶŝƐĐĞŶƚ ŽĨ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ƐĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞƉĂƐƚ
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dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
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Michael Blunt
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ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
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ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
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tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
ampŽƌĂůŝƐƚŽĨƐƚŽĐŬŝƐƚƐĂŶĚŵŽƌĞŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǁĞďƐŝƚĞǁǁǁĐŽƩŽŶƐĐŽŵĂƵ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
ŽƵƌƚĞƐLJŽĨƚŚĞhŶŝŽŶǁĞŚĂǀĞƚǁŽƉĂŝƌƐŽĨĮůŵƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJdŚŝƐŝƐĂŐƌĞĂƚĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽǁĂƚĐŚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŚĂǀŝŶŐƚŽůĞĂǀĞĐĂŵƉƵƐĂůůĨŽƌĨƌĞĞ
ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
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COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
ƚŽĚƌŽƉŽīĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĞŶƚƌŝĞƐŽƌƚŽƚĂůŬƚŽŽƵƌĞĚŝƚŽƌƐŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝŶĂŶLJŽĨŽƵƌƐĞĐƟŽŶƐ
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From the get-go BioWare developer of the Mass īĞĐƚ series revealed that the games would in
fact be a trilogy meaning that at the end of the
original players were holding their breath for part
ƚǁŽĂŶĚŚĞƌĞŝƚŝƐĮŶĂůůLJ ƐƐĞƋƵĞůƐŝŶƚƌŝůŽŐŝĞƐgo DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮĐŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĞĂƐŝůLJŇŽƉƉĞĚŚĂƌĚĂŶĚĨĂƐƚŝŶƚŽƚŚĞŐƌŽƵŶĚĨŽƌĂƉŽŽƌŶĂƌƌĂƟǀĞĂŶĚĂĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůĂĐŬŽĨŝŶŶŽǀĂƟŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐƟůůǁŽƵůĚŶƚexactly be a bad thing considering the original
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚǁĂƐƐŽŐŽŽĚdŚŝƐƐĞƋƵĞůŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ĚŽĞƐĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌĚŝĚĂŶĚŵŽƌĞƚƌĞĮŶĞƐĂůůƚŚĞƉƌŽďůĞŵƐĂŶĚŝƐƐƵĞƐǁŚŝůƐƚĂĚĚŝŶŐĂŶĞǁůĂLJĞƌŽĨĚĞƉƚŚƚŽƚŚĞƉƌŽĐĞĞĚŝŶŐƐ
DĂƐƐīĞĐƚϮ (DϮͿũƵƐƚůŝŬĞŝƚƐƉƌĞƋƵĞůŝƐa western-developed Role Playing Game (RPG)
ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƐƉĂĐĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĮĐĂůůLJǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞDŝůŬLJtĂLJŐĂůĂdžLJ DϮ ƚĂŬĞƐ ƉůĂĐĞ ƚǁŽ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŌĞƌ ƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůdŽƚŚĞƉĞŽƉůĞŽĨƚŚĞŐĂůĂdžLJ ŽŵŵĂŶĚĞƌ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŝƐ ŶŽǁ ŬŝůůĞĚ ŝŶ ĂĐƟŽŶŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĂƚŝƐŶŽƚƚŚĞĐĂƐĞEŽǁLJŽƵĂƌĞƚĂƐŬĞĚwith assembling a team to head on a suicide
ŵŝƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŽ ƐĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚƵŵĂŶ ƌĂĐĞ ĞƉĞŶĚŝŶŐƵƉŽŶ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ^ŚĞƉĂƌĚ ŵĂLJ Žƌ ŵĂLJ ŶŽƚsurvive into ME3 dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚ ƌĂƚŚĞƌclicheacute for a Sci-Fi RPG game however the script
ŝƐǀĞƌLJǁĞůůǁƌŝƩĞŶĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŐŝǀĞŶƚŚĞŵƵůƟƉůĞĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ŽƉƟŽŶƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƉĞƉƉĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚ ǁŽŶĚĞƌĨƵů ŝŶƚĞƌĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ EWƐ EŽŶĞWůĂLJĂďůĞ ŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝĞ ƐŚŽƉŬĞĞƉĞƌƐ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůƉŽƉƵůŽƵƐ ĞƚĐͿ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƌ ĂĐƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚŝŶ ƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚƌĞŇĞĐƚƵƉŽŶŚŽǁLJŽƵƌƚĞĂŵĂĐƚƐƚŽǁĂƌĚLJŽƵ dŚĞ ŐĂŵĞǁŽƌůĚ ŝƐŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ĂůůŽǁŝŶŐ LJŽƵƚŽ ĞdžƉůŽƌĞ ŵƵůƟƉůĞ ƐŽůĂƌ ƐLJƐƚĞŵƐ ĂŶĚ ŶĞďƵůĂclusters and most importantly with any RPG
game the universe and lore holds up well and
manages to explain just about everything you
ĐŽŵĞŝŶĐŽŶƚĂĐƚǁŝƚŚWhat makes the key elements of the game
ƐŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ŝƐ ŚŽǁ ǁĞůů ƌĞĮŶĞĚ ƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞďĞĐŽŵĞƵƐƚůŝŬĞďĞĨŽƌĞĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶƐĂƌĞĂũŽLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ĂĐƟŶŐ ŝƐ ƐƵƉĞƌď ĂŶĚ ĞŶŐƌŽƐƐŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŝŶŐĞŶŝŽƵƐ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶǁŚĞĞůŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞƵŶĐůƵƩĞƌĞĚƵŶůŝŬĞŵĂŶLJ ŽƚŚĞƌ ZWƐ dŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞƌƐĂƟŽŶ ǁŚĞĞů ŝƐƉƌĞƩLJ ŵƵĐŚ ǁŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ Ă ǁŚĞĞů ĂƚƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ĚŝǀŝĚĞĚ ŝŶƚŽƐŝdž ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ƌĞƐƉŽŶƐĞƐ ƚŽ ĐŚŽŽƐĞ ĨƌŽŵ dŚĞƐĞresponses range from polite to rude calm to
ĂŶŐƌLJ ĚŝƉůŽŵĂƟĐƚŽĐŽŶĨƌŽŶƚĂƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŚĞƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐƚŚĂƚŚĞůƉLJŽƵŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĨŽƌLJŽƵƌŵŝƐƐŝŽŶdŚĞĞŶƟƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞŝƐ Ăůů ĞĂƐŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ƐĞĂŵůĞƐƐůLJ ĚŽŶĞ dƌĂǀĞůůŝŶŐaround the massive space map has again
ďĞĞŶƌĞĮŶĞĚĨƌŽŵŝƚƐƉƌĞĚĞĐĞƐƐŽƌƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚwhere moving between solar systems is now as
simple as moving within which is very easy and
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ǁŽƌŬĞĚŽŶĞŶŽǁĂƌĞƚŚĞĞdžĐƌƵĐŝĂƟŶŐůLJďŽƌŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚ ĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ LJŽƵ ǁŽƵůĚƚƌĂǀĞƌƐĞĂĚƵůůǁĂƐƚĞůĂŶĚŝŶƚŚĞDĂŬŽĂŵŽŽŶĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶǀĞŚŝĐůĞͿŝŶŝƚƐƉůĂĐĞŝƐƚŚĞŽĐĐĂƐŝŽŶĂůŵŝƐƐŝŽŶƚŚĂƚŚĂƐďĞĞŶŇĞƐŚĞĚŽƵƚƚŽƚŚĞƉŽŝŶƚof being a standalone mission and they actually
have impact upon how your team acts towards
LJŽƵ ŽŶĞ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ĚƵůů ĮƌĞ ĮŐŚƚƐwith clumsy and clunky movement and cover
ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŝƚǁĂƐƌĞƉůĂĐĞĚďLJĂƐƚƌĞĂŵůŝŶĞĮŐŚƟŶŐsystem that makes almost every other third
ƉĞƌƐŽŶ ƐŚŽŽƚĞƌ ŽƵƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ůŽŽŬ ƚĞƌƌŝďůĞ ůƐŽĨĞĂƚƵƌĞĚŝƐĂŶĞǁĨƵŶĐƟŽŶĨŽƌƐĐĂŶŶŝŶŐƉůĂŶĞƚƐfor resources to help further research and level
up weapons and items this makes every planet
ĞǀĞŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJĚƵůůŽŶĞƐ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƚŽǀŝĞǁũƵƐƚƚŽƐĞĞǁŚĂƚLJŽƵĐĂŶĂĐƋƵŝƌĞ
dŚĞŽŶůLJŐƌŝƉĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĞŶƟƌĞŐĂŵĞŝƐŚŽǁŝƚĐŽŶƟŶƵĞƐƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůŶŽǁĨŽƌmany this wont be a problem as no doubt a lot
of people will be taking their original character
ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĮƌƐƚŐĂŵĞĂŶĚƐŽǁŝůůŬŶŽǁĂůůƚŚĞĂůŝĞŶ
races the tension between the Council races
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game is begging to be played and deserves to be
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-Good story line and great script
-Graphically impressive with a massive world
-Player-driven plot
ͲƌĞĂƚůLJŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚŐĂůĂĐƟĐĞdžƉůŽƌĂƟŽŶͲDƵĐŚŝŵƉƌŽǀĞĚĂĐƟŽŶ
-Quite a lot of loading to sit through
-Possibly confusing without original game
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ƚŚĂƚ ŽŶ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ϮϳƚŚ ƉƉůĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŝƌŶĞǁ ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƚĂďůĞƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐĚĞǀŝĐĞĂŶĚĚƵĞƚŽƚŚĞŝWŚŽŶĞƌĞǀŽůƵƟŽŶŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞ ƉŚŽŶĞ ŵĂƌŬĞƚ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŝWĂĚǁĞƌĞƐŽŚŝŐŚƚŚĞLJǁĞƌĞƉƌĂĐƟĐĂůůLJƉŝĞƌĐŝŶŐƚŚĞŚĞĂǀĞŶƐ dŚĞ ŝWĂĚ ǁĂƐ ĞdžƉĞĐƚĞĚ ĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƌĚĞƐ ŽĨDĂĐ ĨĂŶďŽLJƐ ƚŽ ďĞ ƐŽŵĞƐŽƌƚ ŽĨ ĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ĚĞǀŝĐĞ ƐĐƵůƉƚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀŝŶĞŚĂŶĚŽĨŽĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞŵĞĚŝƵŵŽĨ^ƚĞǀĞŽďƐthat would proceed to usher in the age of the
tablet kill the netbook and perhaps the laptop
ǁŚŝůĞŝƚǁĂƐĂƚŝƚKĨĐŽƵƌƐĞŝƚ ƐƚŽŽĞĂƌůLJƚŽƐĂLJǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚŝƐ
ƉƌŽƉŚĞĐLJǁŝůů ƌĞĂůŝƐĞ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ ŶŽƚͿ ďƵƚone thing is clear the target market for the iPad
is people who are very casual users of modern
ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ŶLJŽŶĞ ǁŚŽ ůŽŽŬƐ Ăƚ ĐŽŵƉƵƟŶŐwith anything deeper than face value should not
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synonymous with the general public - to events
ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁƐ ŶŽŵĂƩĞƌ ŚŽǁ ƐƵƉĞƌĮĐŝĂůtŚĂƚďĞƩĞƌǁĂLJƚŽƐŚŽǁĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJϱϬϬŽĨLJŽƵƌĐůŽƐĞƐƚĨƌŝĞŶĚƐLJŽƵƌĂƫƚƵĚĞƐƚŽǁĂƌĚƐĂĚƵůƚĞƌLJ
Based on the novels by CD WĂLJŶĞƚŚŝƐŝƐŶŽƚĂĮůŵĨŽƌƚŚĞĨĂŝŶƚͲŚĞĂƌƚĞĚ DŝĐŚĂĞů ĞƌĂĨĂŵŽƵƐ ĨŽƌ ƌŽůĞƐ ŝŶ Juno and Superbad ƐƚĂƌƐ ŝŶ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮůŵ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞ ďŽLJƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚƌƵŐŐůĞƐƚŽďŽƚŚĂĐƋƵŝƌĞĂ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĂŶĚ ůŽƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌǀŝƌŐŝŶŝƚLJ
ĞƌĂ ƉůĂLJƐ EŝĐŬ dǁŝƐƉĂ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ǁŚŽ ĨĞĞůƐ ƚŚĂƚĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐŚŝƐ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞĚ ƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ŝƐŐĞƫŶŐŵŽƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƚŚĂŶŚĞŝƐĞŝƐƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌǁĞĂƌĞŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐĞĚƚŽ ŝŶ ƚŚĞĮůŵĂŶĚŝƚ ŝƐ Ă ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐůLJ ŚƵŵŽƌŽƵƐƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ĂƚƚŚĂƚ ĚƵƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶŝŶŐĐƌĞĚŝƚƐ
KŶ Ă ƌĂŶĚŽŵ ǀĂĐĂƟŽŶEŝĐŬ ŵĞĞƚƐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ĂŶĚ
ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ĨĂůůƐ ŝŶ ůŽǀĞ ^ŚĞĞŶŝƉƌŽǀŽŬĞƐ EŝĐŬ Ɛ ůƵƐƚ ĨŽƌ ŚĞƌǁŝƚŚ ƐƵĐŚ ĐůŝĐŚĠƐ ĂƐ ĂƐŬŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽƌƵďƐƵŶĐƌĞĂŵŝŶƚŽŚĞƌďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵŵĞŶƟŶŐ ƚŚĂƚŝƚ ĚŽĞƐŶƚ ƚĂŬĞ Ă ůŽƚ ƚŽ ƚƵƌŶ
Śŝŵ ŽŶ zĞƚ ũƵƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ EŝĐŬƚŚŝŶŬƐ ŚĞ ƐƚĂŶĚƐ Ă ĐŚĂŶĐĞ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƌĞǀĞĂůƐ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚĞ ŚĂƐ ĂďŽLJĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ dƌĞŶƚ ůŝƐƟŶŐĂůů ƚŚĞ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ ƐŚĞ ůŝŬĞƐĂďŽƵƚŚŝŵdŚŝƐƉƌŽŵƉƚƐEŝĐŬƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐLJ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚǁŚŽ ĂŵŽŶŐ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ
ŝƐ Ă ůŝŶŐĞƌŝĞŵŽĚĞů ŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJEŝĐŬ Ɛ ŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟŽŶ ůĂƚĞƌĐƌĞĂƚĞƐ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƚŽ ǁŝŶ ƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůůƵƌŝŶŐ LJĞƚĂůŽŽĨ^ŚĞĞŶŝ
ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ dǁŝƐƉ Ɛ ĂůƚĞƌͲĞŐŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŝůŝŶŐĞƌ ƉƌŽǀĞƐƚŽďĞĂŶĂŵƵƐŝŶŐĂŶĚĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ŝŶ ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƚ ƚŽ ŚŝƐŶĞƌĚLJ ĂŶĚ ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ƐĞůĨ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƐĞůĨ ƟƚůĞĚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ Ɛ ůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ Ăůů ƚŚŝŶŐƐampƌĞŶĐŚ ŝƐ Ă ŵŽƵƐƚĂĐŚŝŽĞĚďůƵĞͲĞLJĞĚƐŵŽŬŝŶŐƐĞĚƵĐƟǀĞǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ EŝĐŬ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ďĂĚǀĞƌLJ ďĂĚ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĚĞǀĂƐƚĂƟŽŶŝŶEŝĐŬ ƐůŝĨĞ ďLJ ĚĞƐƚƌŽLJŝŶŐ ďŽƚŚ ŚŝƐƉĂƌĞŶƚƐĐĂƌƐĂŶĚƐĞƫŶŐĮƌĞƚŽŚĂůĨŽĨĞƌŬĞůĞLJŝŶĂŶĂƩĞŵƉƚƚŽďƌŝŶŐEŝĐŬĂŶĚ^ŚĞĞŶŝĐůŽƐĞƌƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ LJĞƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ŶĞǀĞƌ
ƋƵŝƚĞǁŽƌŬŽƵƚ^ĐĞŶĞƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ
ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂƌĞďŽƚŚƉƌĞƐĞŶƚ ĂƌĞŐƌĞĂƚƐŽƵƌĐĞƐŽĨĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚĂŶĚ ĂŵďŝŐƵŝƚLJͿ dŚŝƐ ŝƐĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJƚƌƵĞŝŶƚŚĞďƵŶŬďĞĚƐĐĞŶĞ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ŝƐ ĨĂŝůŝŶŐŝŶ ƉĞƌƐƵĂĚŝŶŐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƚŽ ůĞƚŚŝŵŐĞƚ ŝŶƚŽďĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ƐŽampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĚĞĐŝĚĞƐ ƚŽ ƚĂŬĞ ŽǀĞƌĂŶĚ ƉƌŽƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ǁŝƚŚƐŽŵĞ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŝĚĞĂƐ ^ŚĞŝƐ ǁŽŶ ŽǀĞƌ ďLJ ŚŝƐ ĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌŵĂŶĚĂƐŬƐŝĨƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚŚĞƌĞĂůůLJǁĂŶƚƐǁŚŝĐŚůĞĂĚƐƚŽEŝĐŬ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂŶĚƉůĞĂĚŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽĂŐƌĞĞ
ďƐƚƌĂĐƚŵŽĚĞƐŽĨĮůŵŝŶŐǁŚŝĐŚ ŝŶǀŽůǀĞ Ă ĐĂƌ ĚƌŝǀĞͲŝŶĐƵƚͲŽƵƚ ĂŶĚ ƉŽƉͲƵƉ ŝŵĂŐĞƐĂŶĚ ŇŽĂƟŶŐ ŶĂŬĞĚ ĐĂƌƚŽŽŶĐŽƵƉůĞƐ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĞdž ǁŚŝĐŚ
EŝĐŬ ŚĂůůƵĐŝŶĂƚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌ ĞĂƟŶŐŵĂŐŝĐ ŵƵƐŚƌŽŽŵƐ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞ ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƵƐƵĂůĨŽƌŵĂƚdŚĞ ƐŽƵŶĚƚƌĂĐŬ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵŝƚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĮůŵƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ
DŽƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƋƵŝƚĞĂĨĞǁƉŽƚĞŶƟĂůůLJďĞŝŶŐ ĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚ ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƐƵĐŚ
ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƐĞƌŝĂů ĚĂƟŶŐ ŵŽƚŚĞƌĂŶĚ ŽǀĞƌƉƌŽƚĞĐƟǀĞ ŚƌŝƐƟĂŶƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŽ ďĞ ŽĨ ĂĐŽŵŝĐĂůŶĂƚƵƌĞĂŶĚĂƌůĞƩĂŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŽŶĞŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚ
Tasha Percy
Precious ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ dŚĞ ƟƚůĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝƐŶŽƚĚŝƐĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ƐŚĞ ŝƐ ďůĂĐŬŽƌ ƉŽŽƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŽ ĂŵŝŶŽƌĞdžƚĞŶƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨŚĞƌǁĞŝŐŚƚdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŐŝƌůďŽƌŶŝŶƚŽŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐĐŝƌĐƵŵƐƚĂŶĐĞƐǁŚŽ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ƐŚĞƌĞĐĞŝǀĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽĐŝĞƚLJ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ƐŚĞĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌƐĂƐĂƌĞƐƵůƚŝƐĂďůĞƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞŚĞƌůŝĨĞĨŽƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ ampŽƌƚŚŝƐƌĞĂƐŽŶŝƚŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐĮůŵƐŽĨ ƌĞĐĞŶƚLJĞĂƌƐĂƐŝŐŶƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚŝƐŶŽƚƐŽĐƌƵĞůĂŌĞƌĂůů
ĞƌŚŽŵĞŝƐŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐƐŚŽƚŝŶƐŝĐŬĞŶŝŶŐŚƵĞƐĂŶĚƉƌĞƐŝĚĞĚŽǀĞƌďLJŚĞƌƚĞƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶĂůůLJ ƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĞĚ ďLJDŽEŝƋƵĞ dŚĞ ĂďƵƐĞ ďŽƚŚƉƐLJĐŚŽůŽŐŝĐĂů ĂŶĚ ƉŚLJƐŝĐĂů
ŝƐ ƚƌƵůLJ ƐŚŽĐŬŝŶŐ DŽEŝƋƵĞĂŶĚĂďŽƵƌĞLJ^ŝĚŝďĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ƚŚĞ KƐĐĂƌ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶďƵƚ DĂƌŝĂŚ ĂƌĞLJƐ ǁĞůĨĂƌĞŽĸĐĞƌ ŝƐ ƐƵďƚůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵŚĞƌƐŚŽǁĚŽǁŶǁŝƚŚWƌĞĐŝŽƵƐŵŽƚŚĞƌŝƐďƌĞĂƚŚƚĂŬŝŶŐ
dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
ŶƚĞƌƐƉĞƌƐĞĚ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚŝƐ ƐůŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůůͲĂĐƚĞĚ
ĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJďĞƚǁĞĞŶdŽŵƌĂǀĞŶŝďƐŽŶͿĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƌĐŚĞƚLJƉĂů ŚĂƌĚŵĂŶZĂLJtŝŶƐƚŽŶĞŝďƐŽŶƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂů ŽĨ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚďƌŽŬĞŶ ŵĂŶ ĂůƐŽ ŵĂŬĞƐ ĨŽƌĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ďůƵƌƌŝŶŐƚŚĞ ďŽƵŶĚĂƌŝĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶũƵƐƟĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŶĞĂƌ ŝŶƐĂŶŝƚLJŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŶŐ ŚŝƐ ƐLJŵƉĂƚŚĞƟĐĂŶĚ ǁĞůůͲƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ dŚĞŚŝůĂƌŝƚLJŽĨŚŝŵƐƚƌƵŐŐůŝŶŐĨŽƌ ďƌĞĂƚŚ ĂŌĞƌ ĞǀĞƌLJ ŵŝŶŽƌƐĐƵŋĞƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚĂƚŝďƐŽŶĂƚŚŝƐĂŐĞĐĂŶƐƟůůƉĂĐŬĂƉƵŶĐŚ
dŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ƉŽǁĞƌĨƵů ĮůŵƐƚƌŝŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ďĂůĂŶĐĞďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ĂŶĚĂĐƟŽŶ
WĂƵůDĂƌƟŶ
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ŝƐ ƐŽ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJĂŶŝŵĂƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŶŽ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůŐůĂƐƐĞƐ ĂƌĞ ŶĞĞĚĞĚ ƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ ĨƵůůLJ ŝŵŵĞƌƐĞĚ ŝŶƚŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ĂŶĚ ƐŽŵĞŚŽǁďĞůŝĞǀĞƚŚĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŝƌŐƌĞĞŶĂŶĚƐůŝŵLJĞdžƚĞƌŝŽƌ ƚ ŝƐ ƐŽŵŽǀŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůŶŽƚďĞĂĚƌLJĞLJĞŝŶƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚ ŝƐ Ă ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ůŽǀĞ ƐƚŽƌLJ ĂŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚƚĂůĞŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉĐŽƵƌĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ Ăůů ƚŚŽƐĞ ŽƚŚĞƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞĨĞĞůǁĂƌŵ
dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
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OTHER SCREENS
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
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Invictus ŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ĚĞƐĐƌŝďĞĚĂƐ Ă ƐƉŽƌƚƐͲĞƉŝĐ ďƵƚ ĞŶŽƵŐŚŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ĞůƐĞǁŚĞƌĞ ƚŽ ĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ŶŽŶͲĨĂŶƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŐĂŵĞ ĂƐǁĞůůDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐƐĞĐƵƌŝƚLJŐƵĂƌĚƐĂƌĞ ƵƐĞĚ ƚŽ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĞīĞĐƚ ŝŶĚŝƐƉůĂLJŝŶŐŚŽǁ ƚŚĞtŽƌůĚƵƉďƌŽƵŐŚƚ ƚŚĞ ƌĂĐĞƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ dŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ƵƐĞĚ ĨŽƌƚŚĞƌƵŐďLJƐĐĞŶĞƐŝƐƐƵƉĞƌďĂŶĚƌĂƌĞůLJŽǀĞƌƉůĂLJĞĚgtŝŬĞSlumdog Millionaire Invictus ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞ ƚĞŶƐŝŽŶ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂŶĚ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĞĞůŐŽŽĚ Įůŵ ĨƌŽŵ ĂŶ ŽƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶ
Michael Blunt
^ƉĂŶŝƐŚ ĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ WĞĚƌŽůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ŚĂƐ ŽŶĐĞ ĂŐĂŝŶǁŚŝƐƉĞƌĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƟĐǁŽƌůĚZĞƵŶŝƟŶŐǁŝƚŚWĞŶĞůŽƉĞCruz Broken EmbracesĚŝƐƉůĂLJƐĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJ ϭϴ ŵŝůůŝŽŶĚŽůůĂƌƐ ǁŽƌƚŚ ŽĨ ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂĐŽŶƐŝƐƟŶŐŽĨůŽǀĞŵŝƐŽŐLJŶŝƐƟĐƌĞǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĚŶƵŵĞƌŽƵƐƐĞĐƌĞƚƐhƟůŝƐŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŶŐ ƐŬŝůůƐ ŽĨgtůƵŝƐ ŽŵĂƌ ĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶͿĂŶĚ ůĂŶĐŽ WŽƌƟůůŽ VolverͿůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚƐ ĂũŝŐƐĂǁ ŽĨ ƉĂƐƐŝŽŶ ďĞƚƌĂLJĂůĂŶĚ ƐĞƌǀŝƚƵĚĞ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐĐĂƐƚgtĞŶĂƌƵnjͿ ŝƐĞŶŐĂŐĞĚ ŝŶ
Ă ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐĂŶĚ ǁĞĂůƚŚLJ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐŵĂŶŽƐ gtƵŝƐ ŵĞnjͿ dŚŝƐ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJĐƌƵŵďůĞƐ ǁŚĞŶ gtĞŶĂ ŐĂŝŶƐ ĂƉĂƌƚŝŶĂĮůŵďLJDĂƚĞŽůĂŶĐŽŽŵĞƌͿ tŚŝůĞ ĮůŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJďĞĐŽŵĞƐ ƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ůĞĂĚŝŶŐƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŝŶĞǀŝƚĂďůĞ ƚĞƐƟŶŐ ŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƐ ďƵƌƐƟŶŐ ŽĨ ĞŐŽͲďƵďďůĞƐĂŶĚĞǀĞŶĂƐŵŝĚŐĞŶŽĨǀŝŽůĞŶĐĞĨƌŽŵĂŶŽůĚŵĂŶdŚĞĮůŵ ŝƐ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐĞŶƐƵĂů ƚŚŽƵŐŚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚ ďLJŽŵĞƌ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ĂƐ Ă ƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJďůŝŶĚĞĚ ŵĂŶ ƌĞĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ
ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ LJŽƵŶŐŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJĞŶĂƌŶĞƐͿĂƐŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƐƚŚĞgtŽŶĚŽŶƐŽĐŝĂůƐĐĞŶĞ
ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
ƚ ŝƐ ŽůŝŶ ampŝƌƚŚ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚŽĂƩƌĂĐƚƐƚŚĞƌĞĂůĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ
ĂƐƚŚĞďŝƩĞƌ ĚŝƐŝůůƵƐŝŽŶĞĚgtŽƌĚĞŶƌLJŚĞƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƐďŽƚŚĐŽŵŝĐƌĞůŝĞĨ ĂŶĚ Ă ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚ ƐƚƌĞĂŵŽĨ ƌĞĨƌĞƐŚŝŶŐůLJ ŝŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶƚĐLJŶŝĐŝƐŵDorian Gray ŝƐĂĮůŵƚŚĂƚ ŽŽnjĞƐ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞ ĂŶĚƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ďƌŝŶŐƐ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ƚŚĞŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ĚĞĐĂĚĞŶĐĞ tŝůĚĞ ŶŽĚŽƵďƚ ŚĂĚ ŝŶ ŵŝŶĚ ǁŚĞŶ ŚĞǁƌŽƚĞƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů
Joe Doran
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Astro Boy ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚŵĞƌŝĐĂŶ ĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĂƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂŶĂƉĞƐĞ ŵĂŶŐĂƐĞƌŝĞƐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJƚŚĞKƐĂŵƵdĞnjƵŬĂAstro BoyŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨ Ă ƌŽďŽƟĐ ďŽLJ ǀŽŝĐĞĚ ďLJampƌĞĚĚLJ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞͿ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJ ŐƌŝĞǀŝŶŐ ƐĐŝĞŶƟƐƚ ŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ EŝĐŚŽůĂƐ ĂŐĞͿ ĂƐĂ ƌĞƉůĂĐĞŵĞŶƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ůŽƐƚƐŽŶ dŽďLJ hŶĂďůĞ ƚŽ ĂĐĐĞƉƚƐƚƌŽ ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨdŽďLJŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ ĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞŽĐƚŽƌůĞĨƵŶŝůůEŝŐŚLJͿĐĂƐƚƐƚƌŽŽƵƚ ƚŽĮŶĚŚŝƐƉůĂĐĞ ŝŶƚŚĞǁŽƌĚ
Astro Boy ŚĂƐ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞǀŝƐƵĂůƐ ƚŚĞ ĂŶŝŵĂƚŽƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚLJůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĂŶŝŵĞ ƚŽ ǁŽƌŬ ǁŝƚŚĐŽŵƉƵƚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƚĞĚŐƌĂƉŚŝĐƐdŚĞ ǀŽŝĐĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŝƐŶŽƚ ƐŽ ŐŽŽĚ dŚĞ ĮůŵďŽĂƐƚƐ
ĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐltŝƌƐƟŶĞůů^ĂŵƵĞůgtĂĐŬƐŽŶĂŶĚ ŽŶĂůĚ ^ƵƚŚĞƌůĂŶĚ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂŐĞ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞ ĂŶĚEŝŐŚtŚŝůĞĂƌŽďŽƟĐĂĐŬƐŽŶĐĂŶ ŶĞǀĞƌ ďĞ Ă ďĂĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĞůů ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŽŽ ŽůĚ ƚŽ ďĞĂ ďĞůŝĞǀĂďůĞ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ůĞƐƐ ƐĂŝĚ ĂďŽƵƚ ĂŐĞƐǀŽŝĐĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ
dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ŝƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞĞŶŽƵŐŚĨŽƌŝƚƐƚĂƌŐĞƚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƚŽ ĨŽůůŽǁ ǁŚŝůĞ ďĞŝŶŐƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐůLJ ĂĚƵůƚͲůŝŬĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƚŚĞŵĞƐ ŝƚĞdžƉůŽƌĞƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĂĚůLJ ƚŚĞ ĮůŵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ŝƐĂƐ ƉŽŽƌůLJ ĐƌĂŌĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƌƵƐƚLJĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽďŽƚ ũƵŶŬ ŚĞĂƉƐ ŝƚdepicts
Bert Wardlow
ƵůŝĂŶ dĞŵƉůĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJƚĞůůƐ ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŶǀĞLJ ƐůĂŶĚ ƉƵďͲƌŽĐŬ ďĂŶĚƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ĨƌŽŵ ďƵƐŬŝŶŐŽƵƚƐŝĚĞƉƵďƐŝŶKŝůŝƚLJ ƚŽƚŚĞŚĞŝŐŚƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŵĞ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐŚƵŐĞ ŐŝŐƐ ŝŶ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ĂŶĚŵĞƌŝĐĂ
ŵƉŚĂƐŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝǀĞ ƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĞƚĂŝůĞĚĮůŵ ƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ƉƌŽĨŽƵŶĚĞīĞĐƚ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ŚĂĚ ŽŶLJŽƵŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐŝĂŶƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ŽĞ^ƚƌƵŵŵĞƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŚŶŶLJ ZŽƩĞŶtŝƚŚ ǁŝůĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐ ĂŚĂƌĚǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ĂƫƚƵĚĞ ĂŶĚ ĂůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ ŵƵƐŝĐ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞŽŶƉƵŶŬͲƌŽĐŬ ŝƐ ǀĞƌLJclear
tŚŝůƐƚ ĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ Ăůů ƚŚĞŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂƐƉĞĐƚƐŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚ ƐĐĂƌĞĞƌ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĂů ĨŽĐƵƐ ŽĨ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŝƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƩLJĂŶĚĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ
tŝůŬŽ ŽŚŶƐŽŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌŝƐƚ ĂŶĚƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĨŽƌ ƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚtŝƚŚŵƵĐŚŽĨ ƚŚĞŚŝƐƚŽƌLJ ƚŽůĚĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƉŽŝŶƚ ŽĨ ǀŝĞǁ ŝƚ ŝƐƚŚŝƐ ƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞ ĐŽŵďŝŶĞĚǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƵŶƵƐƵĂů ĐŽŵƉŝůĂƟŽŶŽĨ ĂĐƚƵĂů ĨŽŽƚĂŐĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞƐƚŚĞ Įůŵ ďŽƚŚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
Lorna Pontefract
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
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ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
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Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
RŵŽƵƚŽĨƚŽƵĐŚǁŝƚŚďĂŶĚƐƚŚĞƐĞĚĂLJƐƚŽďĞ
ŚŽŶĞƐƚďĂŶĚĐĂůůĞĚDĞƚĂůůŝĐĂ ƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞcalled
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S sĂŶŝůůĂĐLJŶĚĞĚǁĂƌĚ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ƚŚĞŶĞǁ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƟĐĂůůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞůĂƐƚtĞůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ǁĂƐ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ Ă ůŽƚ ŽĨ ƐŽƵů ĂƌƟƐƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϳϬƐĂŶĚϲϬƐďƵƚĚŝĚŶƚǁŽŶƚŝƚƚŽƐŽƵŶĚĂƐŝĨŝƚǁĂƐƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĂƚƟŵĞDŽƐƚůLJǁĂƐũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽƵƐĞƚŚĞŝƌŝĚĞĂůƐZĞĂůůLJũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐĞĞŚŽǁŽǀĞƌͲƚŚĞͲƚŽƉŝƚĐŽƵůĚďĞ
tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ampƌŽŵĚĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ƚŽ ĨŽůŬ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌʹǁŚĂƚ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĞĚ ƐƵĐŚĂƚƵƌŶĂƌŽƵŶĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬŽĨŝƚƐŽŵƵĐŚĂƐĂƚƵƌŶĂƌŽƵŶĚƐŽŵƵĐŚĂƐŚĂǀĞĂůŝƐƚŽĨĂůďƵŵƐŽĨǁĂŶƚƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶĚŵũƵƐƚǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŵLJǁĂLJƚŚƌŽƵŐŚƚŚĞůŝƐƚůůƚŚĞƐĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚŝĚĞĂƐĂŶĚĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƐƚLJůĞƐĂŶĚŐĞŶƌĞƐŽĨŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŵũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽǁŽƌŬƚŚŽƵŐŚ
ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
ŬŶŽǁĚŽŝƚĂůůƚŚĞƟŵĞǁŝƚŚŽƚŚĞƌďĂŶĚƐĂŶĚĂƌƟƐƚƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīũƵƐƚǁŝƐŚŝƚĚŝĚŶƚŚĂƉƉĞŶƚŽŵĞ
ǀĞďĞĞŶŚĞĂƌŝŶŐĂ ůŽƚƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJĂďŽƵƚ ůŽŽĚKƌĂŶŐĞtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚƚƐŬŝŶĚĂũƵƐƚƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĂůďƵŵ ĐĂƵƐĞĂŐĂŝŶƚŚŽƵŐŚƚĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚŵLJŽƚŚĞƌƐƚƵīŵŝŐŚƚŚŝŶĚĞƌŝƚƚƐƌŽŽƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϴϬƐƉŽƐƚͲĚŝƐĐŽŬŝŶĚĂͲƚŚŝŶŐďƵƚǁŝƚŚĂůŽƚŽĨǁĞƐƚĞƌŶŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶŝƚƚƐĂŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƚLJƉĞŽĨŵƵƐŝĐdŚĂƚƐŵĂŝŶůLJǁŚĂƚǀĞďĞĞŶǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ
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^ŽǁŚŽĂƌĞƚŚĞĂƌƟƐƚƐƚŽƌĞĂůůLJůŽŽŬŽƵƚĨŽƌŝŶϮϬϭϬŽƚŚĞƌƚŚĂŶgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJdŚŝƐŐŝƌůĐĂůůĞĚŶŶĂĂůǀŝ^ŚĞ ůŝǀĞƐ ŝŶgtŽŶĚŽŶƐŚĞƐĂŵĂnjŝŶŐ^ŚĞƐŐŽƚƚŚŝƐƐŽŶŐ BlackoutŝƚƐůŝŬĞƚŚĞďĞƐƚƐŽŶŐLJŽƵǀĞĞǀĞƌŚĞĂƌĚ ďĂŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ ƌLJƉƚĂĐŝnjĞ ŝŶ gt ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ƌĞĂůůLJĂŵĂnjŝŶŐ ŐƵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚƐ ŝƚ ĚŽŶƚ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŬŶŽǁ ƚŚĂƚŵƵĐŚŶĞǁƐƚƵī
tŚĂƚĂƌĞLJŽƵƌƉůĂŶƐǁŝƚŚƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽƚŽƵƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ƚŚŝŶŬŵĂLJďĞƉƌŝů ůů ĚŽĂƵƌŽƉĞĂŶ ƚŽƵƌ dŚĂƚƐ ƚŚĞƉůĂŶ ƚŚŝŶŬzĞĂŚdŚĂƚƐĂƐĨĂƌĂƐŝƚƐŐŽƚƚŽ
Tom McInnes
ŶϭϵϴϵdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌĂŶĚĐŽŐĂůǀĂŶŝnjĞĚƚŚĞƵŶĚĞƌŐƌŽƵŶĚŚĞĂǀLJŵƵƐŝĐƐĐĞŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨƌĞƐŚĞĂƌͲƚĞĂƌŝŶŐĐŚĂŽƟĐĞůĞĐƚƌŽŶŝĐƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨWƌĞƩLJĂƚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞƌĂŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞŇĂŐĨŽƌĂĐŽƵŶƚĞƌŚĞŐĞŵŽŶŝĐƵŶĚĞƌĐƵƌƌĞŶƚǁŝƚŚŝŶƉŽƉƵůĂƌŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƉĂǁŶŝŶŐǀĂƌŝŽƵƐƵŶůŝŬĞůLJŚŝƚ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ϵϬƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƐŽĐŚŝƐƟĐ Closer ĂŶĚƚŚĞďĞŶĞǀŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚƚƌĂŐŝĐƵƌƚŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞƐdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽŶůLJŽĸĐŝĂůŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨEEͿĂŵďŝƟŽƵƐĂǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ƚŽƵƌƐĂŶĚĂ ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚĞŵďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ǁŚŝůƐƚŚŽůĚŝŶŐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝƌĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉŽƐŝƟŽŶĞĚEEĂƐƚŚĞƉĞƌĨĞĐƚƉĂůĞƩĞĂŶĚƉĞĚĞƐƚĂůĨŽƌdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌ ƐƚǁŝƐƚĞĚLJĞƚŐĞŶŝƵƐƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞŽĨƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ
dŚĞďƌĞĂŬƵƉŽĨEEĂƐĂƚŽƵƌŝŶŐďĂŶĚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƚŚĞŚƵŵďůĞtĂǀĞͲŐŽŽĚďLJĞ ƚŽƵƌ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϴͲϮϬϬϵ ďƌŽƵŐŚƚ Ă ĨƌŽǁŶ ƚŽ ŵĂŶLJĨĂŶƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞEEůĞŐĂĐLJŝƐƐĞƚƚŽĐŽŶƟŶƵĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƌƵŵŽƵƌƚŚĂƚĂƌLJEƵŵĂŶŝƐǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂƌĞůĞĂƐĞǁŝƚŚdƌĞŶƚĐŝƚĞĚĨŽƌĞĂƌůLJϮϬϭϬ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
ampŽƌĂůŝƐƚŽĨƐƚŽĐŬŝƐƚƐĂŶĚŵŽƌĞŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǁĞďƐŝƚĞǁǁǁĐŽƩŽŶƐĐŽŵĂƵ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
ŽƵƌƚĞƐLJŽĨƚŚĞhŶŝŽŶǁĞŚĂǀĞƚǁŽƉĂŝƌƐŽĨĮůŵƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJdŚŝƐŝƐĂŐƌĞĂƚĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽǁĂƚĐŚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŚĂǀŝŶŐƚŽůĞĂǀĞĐĂŵƉƵƐĂůůĨŽƌĨƌĞĞ
ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŐƌĞĂƚƉƌŝnjĞũƵƐƚďƌŝŶŐLJŽƵƌĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚŽƌƐƵĚŽŬƵƚŽƚŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞďLJϭϵϮϭϬKŶĞƉĂŝƌǁŝůůďĞĂǁĂƌĚĞĚĨŽƌƚŚĞĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚĂŶĚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƵĚŽŬƵƐŽĚŽďŽƚŚŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚĚŽƵďůĞƚŚĞĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ
EĂŵĞ ͲŵĂŝů
WIN LT1 FILM TICKETS
COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
ƚŽĚƌŽƉŽīĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĞŶƚƌŝĞƐŽƌƚŽƚĂůŬƚŽŽƵƌĞĚŝƚŽƌƐŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝŶĂŶLJŽĨŽƵƌƐĞĐƟŽŶƐ
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Based on the novels by CD WĂLJŶĞƚŚŝƐŝƐŶŽƚĂĮůŵĨŽƌƚŚĞĨĂŝŶƚͲŚĞĂƌƚĞĚ DŝĐŚĂĞů ĞƌĂĨĂŵŽƵƐ ĨŽƌ ƌŽůĞƐ ŝŶ Juno and Superbad ƐƚĂƌƐ ŝŶ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮůŵ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞ ďŽLJƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƐƚƌƵŐŐůĞƐƚŽďŽƚŚĂĐƋƵŝƌĞĂ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĂŶĚ ůŽƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌǀŝƌŐŝŶŝƚLJ
ĞƌĂ ƉůĂLJƐ EŝĐŬ dǁŝƐƉĂ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ǁŚŽ ĨĞĞůƐ ƚŚĂƚĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ŝŶ ŚŝƐ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐŚŝƐ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞĚ ƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ŝƐŐĞƫŶŐŵŽƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƚŚĂŶŚĞŝƐĞŝƐƚŚĞĮƌƐƚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌǁĞĂƌĞŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐĞĚƚŽ ŝŶ ƚŚĞĮůŵĂŶĚŝƚ ŝƐ Ă ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐůLJ ŚƵŵŽƌŽƵƐƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ĂƚƚŚĂƚ ĚƵƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶŝŶŐĐƌĞĚŝƚƐ
KŶ Ă ƌĂŶĚŽŵ ǀĂĐĂƟŽŶEŝĐŬ ŵĞĞƚƐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ĂŶĚ
ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ĨĂůůƐ ŝŶ ůŽǀĞ ^ŚĞĞŶŝƉƌŽǀŽŬĞƐ EŝĐŬ Ɛ ůƵƐƚ ĨŽƌ ŚĞƌǁŝƚŚ ƐƵĐŚ ĐůŝĐŚĠƐ ĂƐ ĂƐŬŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽƌƵďƐƵŶĐƌĞĂŵŝŶƚŽŚĞƌďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵŵĞŶƟŶŐ ƚŚĂƚŝƚ ĚŽĞƐŶƚ ƚĂŬĞ Ă ůŽƚ ƚŽ ƚƵƌŶ
Śŝŵ ŽŶ zĞƚ ũƵƐƚ ǁŚĞŶ EŝĐŬƚŚŝŶŬƐ ŚĞ ƐƚĂŶĚƐ Ă ĐŚĂŶĐĞ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƌĞǀĞĂůƐ ƚŚĂƚ ƐŚĞ ŚĂƐ ĂďŽLJĨƌŝĞŶĚ ĐĂůůĞĚ dƌĞŶƚ ůŝƐƟŶŐĂůů ƚŚĞ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ ƐŚĞ ůŝŬĞƐĂďŽƵƚŚŝŵdŚŝƐƉƌŽŵƉƚƐEŝĐŬƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐLJ ŐŝƌůĨƌŝĞŶĚǁŚŽ ĂŵŽŶŐ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƋƵĂůŝƟĞƐ
ŝƐ Ă ůŝŶŐĞƌŝĞŵŽĚĞů ŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJEŝĐŬ Ɛ ŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟŽŶ ůĂƚĞƌĐƌĞĂƚĞƐ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƚŽ ǁŝŶ ƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůůƵƌŝŶŐ LJĞƚĂůŽŽĨ^ŚĞĞŶŝ
ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ dǁŝƐƉ Ɛ ĂůƚĞƌͲĞŐŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŝůŝŶŐĞƌ ƉƌŽǀĞƐƚŽďĞĂŶĂŵƵƐŝŶŐĂŶĚĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ ŝŶ ĐŽŶƚƌĂƐƚ ƚŽ ŚŝƐŶĞƌĚLJ ĂŶĚ ĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞ ƐĞůĨ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ƐĞůĨ ƟƚůĞĚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ Ɛ ůŽǀĞ ĨŽƌ Ăůů ƚŚŝŶŐƐampƌĞŶĐŚ ŝƐ Ă ŵŽƵƐƚĂĐŚŝŽĞĚďůƵĞͲĞLJĞĚƐŵŽŬŝŶŐƐĞĚƵĐƟǀĞǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ EŝĐŬ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ďĂĚǀĞƌLJ ďĂĚ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĚĞǀĂƐƚĂƟŽŶŝŶEŝĐŬ ƐůŝĨĞ ďLJ ĚĞƐƚƌŽLJŝŶŐ ďŽƚŚ ŚŝƐƉĂƌĞŶƚƐĐĂƌƐĂŶĚƐĞƫŶŐĮƌĞƚŽŚĂůĨŽĨĞƌŬĞůĞLJŝŶĂŶĂƩĞŵƉƚƚŽďƌŝŶŐEŝĐŬĂŶĚ^ŚĞĞŶŝĐůŽƐĞƌƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌ LJĞƚ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ŶĞǀĞƌ
ƋƵŝƚĞǁŽƌŬŽƵƚ^ĐĞŶĞƐ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ
ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂƌĞďŽƚŚƉƌĞƐĞŶƚ ĂƌĞŐƌĞĂƚƐŽƵƌĐĞƐŽĨĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚĂŶĚ ĂŵďŝŐƵŝƚLJͿ dŚŝƐ ŝƐĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJƚƌƵĞŝŶƚŚĞďƵŶŬďĞĚƐĐĞŶĞ ǁŚĞƌĞ EŝĐŬ ŝƐ ĨĂŝůŝŶŐŝŶ ƉĞƌƐƵĂĚŝŶŐ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ƚŽ ůĞƚŚŝŵŐĞƚ ŝŶƚŽďĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ƐŽampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĚĞĐŝĚĞƐ ƚŽ ƚĂŬĞ ŽǀĞƌĂŶĚ ƉƌŽƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ^ŚĞĞŶŝ ǁŝƚŚƐŽŵĞ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŝĚĞĂƐ ^ŚĞŝƐ ǁŽŶ ŽǀĞƌ ďLJ ŚŝƐ ĚĞǀŝůŝƐŚĐŚĂƌŵĂŶĚĂƐŬƐŝĨƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĂƚŚĞƌĞĂůůLJǁĂŶƚƐǁŚŝĐŚůĞĂĚƐƚŽEŝĐŬ ƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ampƌĂŶĐŽŝƐ ĂŶĚƉůĞĂĚŝŶŐŚŝŵƚŽĂŐƌĞĞ
ďƐƚƌĂĐƚŵŽĚĞƐŽĨĮůŵŝŶŐǁŚŝĐŚ ŝŶǀŽůǀĞ Ă ĐĂƌ ĚƌŝǀĞͲŝŶĐƵƚͲŽƵƚ ĂŶĚ ƉŽƉͲƵƉ ŝŵĂŐĞƐĂŶĚ ŇŽĂƟŶŐ ŶĂŬĞĚ ĐĂƌƚŽŽŶĐŽƵƉůĞƐ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĞdž ǁŚŝĐŚ
EŝĐŬ ŚĂůůƵĐŝŶĂƚĞƐ ĂŌĞƌ ĞĂƟŶŐŵĂŐŝĐ ŵƵƐŚƌŽŽŵƐ ƉƌŽǀŝĚĞ ĂĐŚĂŶŐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƵƐƵĂůĨŽƌŵĂƚdŚĞ ƐŽƵŶĚƚƌĂĐŬ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĐŚĂƌŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵŝƚĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞĮůŵƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ
DŽƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƋƵŝƚĞĂĨĞǁƉŽƚĞŶƟĂůůLJďĞŝŶŐ ĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚ ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƐƵĐŚ
ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƐĞƌŝĂů ĚĂƟŶŐ ŵŽƚŚĞƌĂŶĚ ŽǀĞƌƉƌŽƚĞĐƟǀĞ ŚƌŝƐƟĂŶƉĂƌĞŶƚƐ ƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŽ ďĞ ŽĨ ĂĐŽŵŝĐĂůŶĂƚƵƌĞĂŶĚĂƌůĞƩĂŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŽŶĞŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚ
Tasha Percy
Precious ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞ ǁŽƌůĚ dŚĞ ƟƚůĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝƐŶŽƚĚŝƐĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ƐŚĞ ŝƐ ďůĂĐŬŽƌ ƉŽŽƌ ĂŶĚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŽ ĂŵŝŶŽƌĞdžƚĞŶƚďĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨŚĞƌǁĞŝŐŚƚdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŐŝƌůďŽƌŶŝŶƚŽŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐĐŝƌĐƵŵƐƚĂŶĐĞƐǁŚŽ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƉƉŽƌƚ ƐŚĞƌĞĐĞŝǀĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽĐŝĞƚLJ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ƐƚƌĞŶŐƚŚ ƐŚĞĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌƐĂƐĂƌĞƐƵůƚŝƐĂďůĞƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞŚĞƌůŝĨĞĨŽƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ ampŽƌƚŚŝƐƌĞĂƐŽŶŝƚŝƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐĮůŵƐŽĨ ƌĞĐĞŶƚLJĞĂƌƐĂƐŝŐŶƚŚĂƚƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚŝƐŶŽƚƐŽĐƌƵĞůĂŌĞƌĂůů
ĞƌŚŽŵĞŝƐŚŽƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐƐŚŽƚŝŶƐŝĐŬĞŶŝŶŐŚƵĞƐĂŶĚƉƌĞƐŝĚĞĚŽǀĞƌďLJŚĞƌƚĞƌƌŝĨLJŝŶŐŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƉŚĞŶŽŵĞŶĂůůLJ ƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĞĚ ďLJDŽEŝƋƵĞ dŚĞ ĂďƵƐĞ ďŽƚŚƉƐLJĐŚŽůŽŐŝĐĂů ĂŶĚ ƉŚLJƐŝĐĂů
ŝƐ ƚƌƵůLJ ƐŚŽĐŬŝŶŐ DŽEŝƋƵĞĂŶĚĂďŽƵƌĞLJ^ŝĚŝďĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJĚĞƐĞƌǀĞ ƚŚĞ KƐĐĂƌ ĂƩĞŶƟŽŶďƵƚ DĂƌŝĂŚ ĂƌĞLJƐ ǁĞůĨĂƌĞŽĸĐĞƌ ŝƐ ƐƵďƚůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌŝŶƚŚĞĮůŵŚĞƌƐŚŽǁĚŽǁŶǁŝƚŚWƌĞĐŝŽƵƐŵŽƚŚĞƌŝƐďƌĞĂƚŚƚĂŬŝŶŐ
dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŇĂǁƐ ƚŚĞƐǁŝƚĐŚĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ŇĂƐŚLJĞĚŝƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJ ƐƚLJůĞƐŚĂŬLJͲĐĂŵ ĂƌĞ ƵŶĨŽƌŐŝǀĂďůLJũĂƌƌŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌ ĂŶĚŝƚ ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚƐƐŚĞĚĚŝŶŐ ŶĞǁ ůŝŐŚƚ ŽŶĚŽŵĞƐƟĐĂďƵƐĞǁŚŝĐŚŝƚŝƐŶƚŽǁĞǀĞƌ PreciousŝƐĂĚĞĞƉůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐŚŝŐŚůLJƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůƐƚŽƌLJƚŚĂƚƐŚŽƵůĚďĞĂƉƉůĂƵĚĞĚ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ŌĞƌ Ă ŐƌƵĞƐŽŵĞ ƐŚŽŽƟŶŐůĞĂǀĞƐ ŚŝƐ ŽŶůLJ ĚĂƵŐŚƚĞƌĚLJŝŶŐŝŶŚŝƐĂƌŵƐDĞůŝďƐŽŶĞŶƌŽůƐ ŽŶ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ŶŽŶͲƐƚŽƉƉƵƌƐƵŝƚŽĨƌĞƚƌŝďƵƟŽŶDĂƌƟŶĂŵƉďĞůů ŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶƐ Ă ĚĂƌŬĂŶĚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĐůĂƵƐƚƌŽƉŚŽďŝĐĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚ ďLJ ůŝŶŬŝŶŐ ŚĞƌĚĞĂƚŚƚŽĂŚƵŐĞƉŽůŝƟĐĂůĐŽǀĞƌƵƉ ŽĨ Ă ĐŽƌƌƵƉƚ ĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌŝŶŐĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌ ĂƌŵƐ tŚŝůƐƚƚŚŝƐ ƉƌŽŐƌĞƐƐĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂů ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůǀĞŶĚĞƩĂ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ĂŵƉďĞůůƌĞĂůůLJŶĞĞĚĞĚƚŽƚĞĂƐĞŽƵƚƚŚĞĨƵůůŝŵƉůŝĐĂƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚŝƐŶƵĐůĞĂƌĨĂĐŝůŝƚLJ ůĞĂǀŝŶŐ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ƚŽŵĞƌĞůLJƐƉĞĐƵůĂƚĞƵƉŽŶǁŝĚĞƌŝƐƐƵĞƐ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ŶƵĐůĞĂƌǁĂƌĨĂƌĞĂŶĚƚĞƌƌŽƌŝƐŵ
ŶƚĞƌƐƉĞƌƐĞĚ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚŝƐ ƐůŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ǀĞƌLJ ǁĞůůͲĂĐƚĞĚ
ĚŝĂůŽŐƵĞ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJďĞƚǁĞĞŶdŽŵƌĂǀĞŶŝďƐŽŶͿĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂƌĐŚĞƚLJƉĂů ŚĂƌĚŵĂŶZĂLJtŝŶƐƚŽŶĞŝďƐŽŶƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂů ŽĨ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚďƌŽŬĞŶ ŵĂŶ ĂůƐŽ ŵĂŬĞƐ ĨŽƌĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǀŝĞǁŝŶŐ ďůƵƌƌŝŶŐƚŚĞ ďŽƵŶĚĂƌŝĞƐ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶũƵƐƟĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŶĞĂƌ ŝŶƐĂŶŝƚLJŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŶŐ ŚŝƐ ƐLJŵƉĂƚŚĞƟĐĂŶĚ ǁĞůůͲƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌ dŚĞŚŝůĂƌŝƚLJŽĨŚŝŵƐƚƌƵŐŐůŝŶŐĨŽƌ ďƌĞĂƚŚ ĂŌĞƌ ĞǀĞƌLJ ŵŝŶŽƌƐĐƵŋĞƐŚŽǁƐ ƚŚĂƚŝďƐŽŶĂƚŚŝƐĂŐĞĐĂŶƐƟůůƉĂĐŬĂƉƵŶĐŚ
dŚŝƐ ŝƐ Ă ƉŽǁĞƌĨƵů ĮůŵƐƚƌŝŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ďĂůĂŶĐĞďĞƚǁĞĞŶ ƐĞŶƟŵĞŶƚĂůŝƚLJ ĂŶĚĂĐƟŽŶ
WĂƵůDĂƌƟŶ
ŝƐŶĞLJ ŝƐďĂĐŬŽŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůŚŽƌƐĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĐĞ The Princess and The Frog ƚƌƵůLJŝƐ ƚŽƉ Ϯ ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƐƌĞŵŝŶŝƐĐĞŶƚ ŽĨ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ ƐĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůƐŽĨƚŚĞƉĂƐƚ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ŝƐ ƐŽ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵůůLJĂŶŝŵĂƚĞĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŶŽ ƐƉĞĐŝĂůŐůĂƐƐĞƐ ĂƌĞ ŶĞĞĚĞĚ ƚŽďĞĐŽŵĞ ĨƵůůLJ ŝŵŵĞƌƐĞĚ ŝŶƚŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ĂŶĚ ƐŽŵĞŚŽǁďĞůŝĞǀĞƚŚĞĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞŝƌŐƌĞĞŶĂŶĚƐůŝŵLJĞdžƚĞƌŝŽƌ ƚ ŝƐ ƐŽŵŽǀŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞƌĞǁŝůůŶŽƚďĞĂĚƌLJĞLJĞŝŶƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚ ŝƐ Ă ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ůŽǀĞ ƐƚŽƌLJ ĂŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚƚĂůĞŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉĐŽƵƌĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ Ăůů ƚŚŽƐĞ ŽƚŚĞƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞĨĞĞůǁĂƌŵ
dŚĞ ǀŝůůĂŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŚĂĚŽǁDĂŶ ŝƐ ŶŽ ŵĂƚĐŚ ĨŽƌ ƉĂƐƚŝƐŶĞLJǀŝůůĂŝŶƐĂƐŚĞǁĂƐĂůŵŽƐƚ
Ă ůŝƩůĞ ƚŽŽ ŵŝƐƵŶĚĞƌƐƚŽŽĚƚŽ ďĞ ďĂĚ ĂǀŝŶŐ ƐĂŝĚ ƚŚĂƚƚŚĞ ƐƉŝƌŝƚƐ ŽĨ ŚŝƐ ǀŽŽĚŽŽ ĂƌĞƐŽ ĚĂƌŬ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ Įůŵ ĚŽĞƐŶŽƚ ůĂĐŬ ƚŚĞ ďŝƚĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŽůĚ ĮůŵƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĞŶĞƐ ŽĨŵĂŐŝĐ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĂƐ ƐĐĂƌLJĂƐ ƚŚĞǁŝƚĐŚ ƉƵƫŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƉĞůůŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƉƉůĞ ŝŶ Snow White ĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŶŽƚŚŝŶŐĐĂŶƚŽƉƚŚĂƚƐĐĞŶĞͿ
dŚĞƌĞ ƌĞĂůůLJ ŝƐ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĚ ƚŽ ƐĂLJ ĂďŽƵƚ ŝƚ ƵŶůĞƐƐƐŽŵĞŽŶĞ ŚĂƐ Ă ƉƌŽďůĞŵǁŝƚŚĂ ƉƌŝŶĐĞ ǁŚŽ ŝƐ ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶ ĂŶĚƐƉĞĂŬƐ Ă ŵĂĚĞͲƵƉ ůĂŶŐƵĂŐĞdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚŝƐŶĞLJĮůŵĨŽƌĂůŽŶŐƟŵĞ
Micha Butler
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
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Michael Blunt
^ƉĂŶŝƐŚ ĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ WĞĚƌŽůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ŚĂƐ ŽŶĐĞ ĂŐĂŝŶǁŚŝƐƉĞƌĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂƟĐǁŽƌůĚZĞƵŶŝƟŶŐǁŝƚŚWĞŶĞůŽƉĞCruz Broken EmbracesĚŝƐƉůĂLJƐĂƉƉƌŽdžŝŵĂƚĞůLJ ϭϴ ŵŝůůŝŽŶĚŽůůĂƌƐ ǁŽƌƚŚ ŽĨ ŵĞůŽĚƌĂŵĂĐŽŶƐŝƐƟŶŐŽĨůŽǀĞŵŝƐŽŐLJŶŝƐƟĐƌĞǀĞŶŐĞĂŶĚŶƵŵĞƌŽƵƐƐĞĐƌĞƚƐhƟůŝƐŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŶŐ ƐŬŝůůƐ ŽĨgtůƵŝƐ ŽŵĂƌ ĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶͿĂŶĚ ůĂŶĐŽ WŽƌƟůůŽ VolverͿůŵŽĚſǀĂƌ ĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚƐ ĂũŝŐƐĂǁ ŽĨ ƉĂƐƐŝŽŶ ďĞƚƌĂLJĂůĂŶĚ ƐĞƌǀŝƚƵĚĞ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐĐĂƐƚgtĞŶĂƌƵnjͿ ŝƐĞŶŐĂŐĞĚ ŝŶ
Ă ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǀŝƚƌŝŽůŝĐĂŶĚ ǁĞĂůƚŚLJ ďƵƐŝŶĞƐƐŵĂŶŽƐ gtƵŝƐ ŵĞnjͿ dŚŝƐ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJĐƌƵŵďůĞƐ ǁŚĞŶ gtĞŶĂ ŐĂŝŶƐ ĂƉĂƌƚŝŶĂĮůŵďLJDĂƚĞŽůĂŶĐŽŽŵĞƌͿ tŚŝůĞ ĮůŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞǁŽƌŬŝŶŐ ƌĞůĂƟŽŶƐŚŝƉ ƋƵŝĐŬůLJďĞĐŽŵĞƐ ƐĞdžƵĂůŝƐĞĚ ůĞĂĚŝŶŐƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŝŶĞǀŝƚĂďůĞ ƚĞƐƟŶŐ ŽĨĨƌŝĞŶĚƐŚŝƉƐ ďƵƌƐƟŶŐ ŽĨ ĞŐŽͲďƵďďůĞƐĂŶĚĞǀĞŶĂƐŵŝĚŐĞŶŽĨǀŝŽůĞŶĐĞĨƌŽŵĂŶŽůĚŵĂŶdŚĞĮůŵ ŝƐ ƋƵŝƚĞ ƐĞŶƐƵĂů ƚŚŽƵŐŚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚ ďLJŽŵĞƌ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ĂƐ Ă ƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJďůŝŶĚĞĚ ŵĂŶ ƌĞĐŽǀĞƌŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ
ďŽƚŚƚŚĞĚĞĂƚŚŽĨŚŝƐůŽǀĞƌĂŶĚŚŝƐůŽƐƐŽĨƐŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐƚĂŬĞ ƚŚŝƐ ƚŽ Ă ŶĞǁ ůĞǀĞůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ Ă ĚĞůĞƚĞĚ ƐĐĞŶĞĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐ Ă ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ƚŚĂƚĨŽƌĐĞƐĚŝŶĞƌƐƚŽĞĂƚŝŶĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĂƌŬŶĞƐƐ gtĞƐƐ ĞŵŽƟŽŶĂůĂŶĚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚ ƉƌŽǀŽŬŝŶŐ ƚŚĂŶĂĚ ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌĂ ůĂŵďĞŶƚ ĚƌĂŵĂ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽŵĞŶŽƚĂďůĞĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ
Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ LJŽƵŶŐŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJĞŶĂƌŶĞƐͿĂƐŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƐƚŚĞgtŽŶĚŽŶƐŽĐŝĂůƐĐĞŶĞ
ŵĂŬĞƐ Ă ĚĞĂů ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ĚĞǀŝůƚŽ ŶĞǀĞƌ ĂŐĞ ĂŶĚ ƉƌŽĐĞĞĚƐ ƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƌŬĞƌ ĂĐƟǀŝƟĞƐĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ƚŽ Śŝŵ ĂƌŶĞƐƉŽƌƚƌĂLJĂůŽĨŽƌŝĂŶĂƐĂŶŝƐůĂŶĚŽĨ ŶĂŝǀĞƚLJ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŶŐ ĮůƚŚ ŽĨ ůĂƚĞ ϭϵƚŚĞŶƚƵƌLJ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ŝƐ ǁĞůů ĚŽŶĞĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƉĂƌƚ ƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŚŝƐƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĚŽĞƐĂƚƟŵĞƐĨĞĞůĂůŝƩůĞĨŽƌĐĞĚŝƐůĂƚĞƌĚĞƐĐĞŶƚŝŶƚŽ ĐŽƌƌƵƉƟŽŶ ŚĂƉƉĞŶƐƌĂƚŚĞƌ ĂďƌƵƉƚůLJ ďƵƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŝŶŐŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
ƚ ŝƐ ŽůŝŶ ampŝƌƚŚ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚŽĂƩƌĂĐƚƐƚŚĞƌĞĂůĂƩĞŶƟŽŶ
ĂƐƚŚĞďŝƩĞƌ ĚŝƐŝůůƵƐŝŽŶĞĚgtŽƌĚĞŶƌLJŚĞƉƌŽǀŝĚĞƐďŽƚŚĐŽŵŝĐƌĞůŝĞĨ ĂŶĚ Ă ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚ ƐƚƌĞĂŵŽĨ ƌĞĨƌĞƐŚŝŶŐůLJ ŝŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶƚĐLJŶŝĐŝƐŵDorian Gray ŝƐĂĮůŵƚŚĂƚ ŽŽnjĞƐ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞ ĂŶĚƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵůůLJ ďƌŝŶŐƐ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ƚŚĞŬŝŶĚ ŽĨ ĚĞĐĂĚĞŶĐĞ tŝůĚĞ ŶŽĚŽƵďƚ ŚĂĚ ŝŶ ŵŝŶĚ ǁŚĞŶ ŚĞǁƌŽƚĞƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů
Joe Doran
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Astro Boy ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚŵĞƌŝĐĂŶ ĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĂƉŽƉƵůĂƌ ĂŶĂƉĞƐĞ ŵĂŶŐĂƐĞƌŝĞƐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJƚŚĞKƐĂŵƵdĞnjƵŬĂAstro BoyŝƐƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨ Ă ƌŽďŽƟĐ ďŽLJ ǀŽŝĐĞĚ ďLJampƌĞĚĚLJ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞͿ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJ ŐƌŝĞǀŝŶŐ ƐĐŝĞŶƟƐƚ ŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ EŝĐŚŽůĂƐ ĂŐĞͿ ĂƐĂ ƌĞƉůĂĐĞŵĞŶƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ůŽƐƚƐŽŶ dŽďLJ hŶĂďůĞ ƚŽ ĂĐĐĞƉƚƐƚƌŽ ŝŶƐƚĞĂĚŽĨdŽďLJŽĐƚŽƌdĞŶŵĂ ĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĐŽůůĞĂŐƵĞŽĐƚŽƌůĞĨƵŶŝůůEŝŐŚLJͿĐĂƐƚƐƚƌŽŽƵƚ ƚŽĮŶĚŚŝƐƉůĂĐĞ ŝŶƚŚĞǁŽƌĚ
Astro Boy ŚĂƐ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞǀŝƐƵĂůƐ ƚŚĞ ĂŶŝŵĂƚŽƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĂĚĂƉƚĞĚ ƚŚĞ ƐƚLJůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŽƌŝŐŝŶĂů ĂŶŝŵĞ ƚŽ ǁŽƌŬ ǁŝƚŚĐŽŵƉƵƚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƚĞĚŐƌĂƉŚŝĐƐdŚĞ ǀŽŝĐĞ ǁŽƌŬ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŝƐŶŽƚ ƐŽ ŐŽŽĚ dŚĞ ĮůŵďŽĂƐƚƐ
ĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĨĞĂƚƵƌŝŶŐltŝƌƐƟŶĞůů^ĂŵƵĞůgtĂĐŬƐŽŶĂŶĚ ŽŶĂůĚ ^ƵƚŚĞƌůĂŶĚ ĂƐǁĞůů ĂƐ ĂŐĞ ŝŐŚŵŽƌĞ ĂŶĚEŝŐŚtŚŝůĞĂƌŽďŽƟĐĂĐŬƐŽŶĐĂŶ ŶĞǀĞƌ ďĞ Ă ďĂĚ ƚŚŝŶŐĞůů ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŽŽ ŽůĚ ƚŽ ďĞĂ ďĞůŝĞǀĂďůĞ ƚĞĞŶĂŐĞƌ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ůĞƐƐ ƐĂŝĚ ĂďŽƵƚ ĂŐĞƐǀŽŝĐĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞďĞƩĞƌ
dŚĞ ƐƚŽƌLJůŝŶĞ ŝƐ ƐŝŵƉůĞĞŶŽƵŐŚĨŽƌŝƚƐƚĂƌŐĞƚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƚŽ ĨŽůůŽǁ ǁŚŝůĞ ďĞŝŶŐƐƵƌƉƌŝƐŝŶŐůLJ ĂĚƵůƚͲůŝŬĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞƚŚĞŵĞƐ ŝƚĞdžƉůŽƌĞƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĂĚůLJ ƚŚĞ ĮůŵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ŝƐĂƐ ƉŽŽƌůLJ ĐƌĂŌĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƌƵƐƚLJĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽďŽƚ ũƵŶŬ ŚĞĂƉƐ ŝƚdepicts
Bert Wardlow
ƵůŝĂŶ dĞŵƉůĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJƚĞůůƐ ƚŚĞƐƚŽƌLJŽĨĂŶǀĞLJ ƐůĂŶĚ ƉƵďͲƌŽĐŬ ďĂŶĚƌ ampĞĞůŐŽŽĚ ĨƌŽŵ ďƵƐŬŝŶŐŽƵƚƐŝĚĞƉƵďƐŝŶKŝůŝƚLJ ƚŽƚŚĞŚĞŝŐŚƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŵĞ ƉůĂLJŝŶŐŚƵŐĞ ŐŝŐƐ ŝŶ gtŽŶĚŽŶ ĂŶĚŵĞƌŝĐĂ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
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ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
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CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
RŵŽƵƚŽĨƚŽƵĐŚǁŝƚŚďĂŶĚƐƚŚĞƐĞĚĂLJƐƚŽďĞ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ƚŚĞŶĞǁ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƟĐĂůůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞůĂƐƚtĞůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ǁĂƐ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ Ă ůŽƚ ŽĨ ƐŽƵů ĂƌƟƐƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϳϬƐĂŶĚϲϬƐďƵƚĚŝĚŶƚǁŽŶƚŝƚƚŽƐŽƵŶĚĂƐŝĨŝƚǁĂƐƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĂƚƟŵĞDŽƐƚůLJǁĂƐũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽƵƐĞƚŚĞŝƌŝĚĞĂůƐZĞĂůůLJũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐĞĞŚŽǁŽǀĞƌͲƚŚĞͲƚŽƉŝƚĐŽƵůĚďĞ
tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
ďƵƚŝƚƐĂůǁĂLJƐĐŚĂŶŐŝŶŐ
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ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
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ǀĞďĞĞŶŚĞĂƌŝŶŐĂ ůŽƚƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJĂďŽƵƚ ůŽŽĚKƌĂŶŐĞtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚƚƐŬŝŶĚĂũƵƐƚƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĂůďƵŵ ĐĂƵƐĞĂŐĂŝŶƚŚŽƵŐŚƚĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚŵLJŽƚŚĞƌƐƚƵīŵŝŐŚƚŚŝŶĚĞƌŝƚƚƐƌŽŽƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϴϬƐƉŽƐƚͲĚŝƐĐŽŬŝŶĚĂͲƚŚŝŶŐďƵƚǁŝƚŚĂůŽƚŽĨǁĞƐƚĞƌŶŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶŝƚƚƐĂŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƚLJƉĞŽĨŵƵƐŝĐdŚĂƚƐŵĂŝŶůLJǁŚĂƚǀĞďĞĞŶǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ
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tŚĂƚĂƌĞLJŽƵƌƉůĂŶƐǁŝƚŚƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽƚŽƵƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ƚŚŝŶŬŵĂLJďĞƉƌŝů ůů ĚŽĂƵƌŽƉĞĂŶ ƚŽƵƌ dŚĂƚƐ ƚŚĞƉůĂŶ ƚŚŝŶŬzĞĂŚdŚĂƚƐĂƐĨĂƌĂƐŝƚƐŐŽƚƚŽ
Tom McInnes
ŶϭϵϴϵdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌĂŶĚĐŽŐĂůǀĂŶŝnjĞĚƚŚĞƵŶĚĞƌŐƌŽƵŶĚŚĞĂǀLJŵƵƐŝĐƐĐĞŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨƌĞƐŚĞĂƌͲƚĞĂƌŝŶŐĐŚĂŽƟĐĞůĞĐƚƌŽŶŝĐƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨWƌĞƩLJĂƚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞƌĂŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞŇĂŐĨŽƌĂĐŽƵŶƚĞƌŚĞŐĞŵŽŶŝĐƵŶĚĞƌĐƵƌƌĞŶƚǁŝƚŚŝŶƉŽƉƵůĂƌŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƉĂǁŶŝŶŐǀĂƌŝŽƵƐƵŶůŝŬĞůLJŚŝƚ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ϵϬƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƐŽĐŚŝƐƟĐ Closer ĂŶĚƚŚĞďĞŶĞǀŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚƚƌĂŐŝĐƵƌƚŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞƐdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽŶůLJŽĸĐŝĂůŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨEEͿĂŵďŝƟŽƵƐĂǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ƚŽƵƌƐĂŶĚĂ ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚĞŵďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ǁŚŝůƐƚŚŽůĚŝŶŐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝƌĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉŽƐŝƟŽŶĞĚEEĂƐƚŚĞƉĞƌĨĞĐƚƉĂůĞƩĞĂŶĚƉĞĚĞƐƚĂůĨŽƌdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌ ƐƚǁŝƐƚĞĚLJĞƚŐĞŶŝƵƐƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞŽĨƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ
dŚĞďƌĞĂŬƵƉŽĨEEĂƐĂƚŽƵƌŝŶŐďĂŶĚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƚŚĞŚƵŵďůĞtĂǀĞͲŐŽŽĚďLJĞ ƚŽƵƌ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϴͲϮϬϬϵ ďƌŽƵŐŚƚ Ă ĨƌŽǁŶ ƚŽ ŵĂŶLJĨĂŶƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞEEůĞŐĂĐLJŝƐƐĞƚƚŽĐŽŶƟŶƵĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƌƵŵŽƵƌƚŚĂƚĂƌLJEƵŵĂŶŝƐǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂƌĞůĞĂƐĞǁŝƚŚdƌĞŶƚĐŝƚĞĚĨŽƌĞĂƌůLJϮϬϭϬ
^ŽŶŽƚŚĞƌǀĞƌƐŝŽŶŽĨƚŚĞdƌƵƚŚdŚĞŝŌʹtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚtĞůůŝŶϮϬϬϴEEĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĂƌĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŽƵƌŝŶŐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĂŶĚĂďƌĂŶĚŶĞǁ ƚŽƵƌ ĐĂůůĞĚ gtŝŐŚƚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŬLJ ampĂďƵůŽƵƐ ƌŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŵĞƌŐĞĚ ĂƵĚŝŽ ĂŶĚ ǀŝƐƵĂů ĞīĞĐƚƐ ƚŽ ƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ŐƌŽƵŶĚďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐĞīĞĐƚŵƉůŽLJŝŶŐƚŚĞƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂůŵĂƌǀĞůƚŚĂƚŝƐƚŚĞǀŝƐƵĂůŵĂĐŚŝŶĞĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJDŽŵĞŶƚampĂĐƚŽƌLJ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚǁĞƌĞĂďůĞƚŽŝŶĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƚĞ
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ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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MUSIC NEWSgt
music20 09feb10issue239
concretemusicueaacuk
DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
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dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
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ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŐƌĞĂƚƉƌŝnjĞũƵƐƚďƌŝŶŐLJŽƵƌĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚŽƌƐƵĚŽŬƵƚŽƚŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞďLJϭϵϮϭϬKŶĞƉĂŝƌǁŝůůďĞĂǁĂƌĚĞĚĨŽƌƚŚĞĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚĂŶĚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƵĚŽŬƵƐŽĚŽďŽƚŚŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚĚŽƵďůĞƚŚĞĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ
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COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
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dŚĞ Įůŵ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞĂŌĞƌŵĂƚŚŽĨEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ƐampƌĞĞŵĂŶͿĞůĞĐƟŽŶǀŝĐƚŽƌLJĂŶĚƚŚĞ ƌƵŐďLJ tŽƌůĚ ƵƉ ŚĞůĚŝŶ ^ŽƵƚŚ ĨƌŝĐĂ ŝŶ ϭϵϵϱ dŚĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐďŽŬƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĂǀĞ ƵŶƟůƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJ ďĞĞŶ ĞdžĐůƵĚĞĚ ĨƌŽŵŝŶƚĞƌŶĂƟŽŶĂů ƐƉŽƌƚͿ ĂƌĞ ŚƵŐĞƵŶĚĞƌĚŽŐƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŶĂŵĞŶƚDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƐĞĞƐ
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Jack Burrows
ƚ ĮƌƐƚ ŐůĂŶĐĞ WĂƌŬĞƌ ƐĂĚĂƉƚĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ KƐĐĂƌ tŝůĚĞ Ɛclassic novel The Portrait of Dorian Gray ƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽ ďĞůŝƩůĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ Ă ƐĞdžĞĚͲƵƉďůŽĐŬďƵƐƚĞƌ ŝŶƚĞŶĚĞĚƚŽĂƉƉĞĂůƚŽ ƚŚĞ ůĞŐŝŽŶƐ ŽĨ Twilight ĨĂŶƐ ǁŚŽ ĐƌĂǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŬŝŶĚ ŽĨƌŽŵĂŶƟĐŝƐĞĚ ŐŽƚŚŝĐ ƚĂůĞƐ ƚŚĂƚŚĂǀĞ ďĞĐŽŵĞ Ăůů ƚŽŽ ĐŽŵŵŽŶůĂƚĞůLJ ampŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ ŽƌŝĂŶƌĂLJƐƵĐĐĞĞĚƐ ŝŶ ƐĞƉĂƌĂƟŶŐ ŝƚƐĞůĨĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
ĂƚŚĞƌŝŶĞtĂƩƐ
CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
Lorna Pontefract
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
RŵŽƵƚŽĨƚŽƵĐŚǁŝƚŚďĂŶĚƐƚŚĞƐĞĚĂLJƐƚŽďĞ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ƚŚĞŶĞǁ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƟĐĂůůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞůĂƐƚtĞůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ǁĂƐ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ Ă ůŽƚ ŽĨ ƐŽƵů ĂƌƟƐƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϳϬƐĂŶĚϲϬƐďƵƚĚŝĚŶƚǁŽŶƚŝƚƚŽƐŽƵŶĚĂƐŝĨŝƚǁĂƐƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĂƚƟŵĞDŽƐƚůLJǁĂƐũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽƵƐĞƚŚĞŝƌŝĚĞĂůƐZĞĂůůLJũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐĞĞŚŽǁŽǀĞƌͲƚŚĞͲƚŽƉŝƚĐŽƵůĚďĞ
tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
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ĂŶĚ ƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐ ŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐ tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚŽĨƌĐĂĚĞampŝƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĨŽůŬ ƐƚLJůĞŽĨ DƵŵĨŽƌĚ ŶĚ ^ŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ŐƌŽƵƉ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚĞdžĂĐƚůLJǁŚLJƚŚĞLJǁŽŶ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
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ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
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Tom McInnes
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ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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Livewire TelevisiondŚĞƐĞ ŐƌŽƵƉƐǁŝůů ƵƉĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚ ĐŽŶĮƌŵ
ƟŵĞƐĂŶĚǀĞŶƵĞƐŝŶƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĐŽƵƉůĞŽĨ
KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
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SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
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ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
ampŽƌĂůŝƐƚŽĨƐƚŽĐŬŝƐƚƐĂŶĚŵŽƌĞŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǁĞďƐŝƚĞǁǁǁĐŽƩŽŶƐĐŽŵĂƵ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
ŽƵƌƚĞƐLJŽĨƚŚĞhŶŝŽŶǁĞŚĂǀĞƚǁŽƉĂŝƌƐŽĨĮůŵƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJdŚŝƐŝƐĂŐƌĞĂƚĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽǁĂƚĐŚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŚĂǀŝŶŐƚŽůĞĂǀĞĐĂŵƉƵƐĂůůĨŽƌĨƌĞĞ
ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŐƌĞĂƚƉƌŝnjĞũƵƐƚďƌŝŶŐLJŽƵƌĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚŽƌƐƵĚŽŬƵƚŽƚŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞďLJϭϵϮϭϬKŶĞƉĂŝƌǁŝůůďĞĂǁĂƌĚĞĚĨŽƌƚŚĞĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚĂŶĚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƵĚŽŬƵƐŽĚŽďŽƚŚŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚĚŽƵďůĞƚŚĞĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ
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COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
ƚŽĚƌŽƉŽīĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĞŶƚƌŝĞƐŽƌƚŽƚĂůŬƚŽŽƵƌĞĚŝƚŽƌƐŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝŶĂŶLJŽĨŽƵƌƐĞĐƟŽŶƐ
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TRIVIA TIME O SCAR NOMINATIONS SPECIAL
Before Avatar 3D technology ǁĂƐ ƉƌĞƩLJ ƚĂŵĞ ampůŝŵƐLJcardboard glasses and ĐůŝĐŚĠ ƚĞĐŚŶŝƋƵĞƐ ŽĨ ĐŚĂŝŶͲƐĂǁƐ ƉŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŝŶĞŵĂ ƐĐƌĞĞŶ ůĞŌ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶĞĚ ďƵƚ ƵŶƐƵƌĞdŚĞ ǁĂƚĞƌƐ ǁĞƌĞ ƚĞƐƚĞĚ ƉƌĞͲPandora ǁŝƚŚ Journey to
the Centre of the Earth and Monsters versus Aliens ďƵƚŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŽƚ ƵŶƟů Avatar that ƚŚĞ ϯ ŝŶĚƵƐƚƌLJ ǁĂƐ ŐŝǀĞŶƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŽ Žƌďŝƚ ĂƌŽƵŶĚŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐŚĂǀĞŚĂĚĂƚĂƐƚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨƵƚƵƌĞ ŝŶ ĮůŵͲŵĂŬŝŶŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞĚ ƐŽůĚ ŽƵƚƚŚĞĂƚƌĞƐĂŶĚƋƵĞƵĞƐ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ǁĂŶƚ ƐŽŵĞ ŵŽƌĞgtƵĐŬŝůLJ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞŵ ƚŚĞ ůŝŶĞͲƵƉĨŽƌϮϬϭϬƐƵŐŐĞƐƚƐƚŚĞLJǁŝůůŶŽƚŚĂǀĞƚŽǁĂŝƚƚŽŽůŽŶŐĂƐϮϬϭϬŝƐ ƐŚĂƉŝŶŐ ƵƉ ƚŽ ďĞ Ă ƚŚƌĞĞͲĚŝŵĞŶƐŝŽŶĂůĚĞĐĂĚĞ
Last year Odeon and UCI ĐŝŶĞŵĂƌĂŝƐĞĚŽǀĞƌάϯϱŵŝůůŝŽŶĨŽƌƵƉŐƌĂĚĞƐƚŽƚŚĞŝƌĐŝŶĞŵĂƐŝŶƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶĨŽƌƚŚĞϯƌĞǀŝǀĂůŝŶĞǁŽƌůĚ ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞƌĂƚŽƌ ǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ hltĂůƐŽŵĂĚĞƉůĂŶƐĨŽƌƚŚĞĐŽŵŝŶŐƐƵƌŐĞ ŝŶ ŶĞǁ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ dŚĞĞĐůĞĐƟĐ ŐƌŽƵƉŽĨ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐ ƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ŝƐ ĐĞƌƚĂŝŶ ƚŽŽǀĞƌƌŝĚĞ ƚŚĞƌŝƐĞƐ ŝŶƟĐŬĞƚĐŽƐƚƐǁŝƚŚĂϯĮůŵ ĐŽŵŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĞǀĞƌLJŵŽŶƚŚampŝƌƐƚƚŽŚŝƚƐĐƌĞĞŶƐƚŚŝƐampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ŝƐĂƩůĞ ĨŽƌ dĞƌƌĂ a ĮůŵǁŚŝĐŚŝĨƚŚĞƚƌĂŝůĞƌŝƐĂŶLJƚŚŝŶŐƚŽũƵĚŐĞďLJ ůŽŽŬƐůŝŬĞĂůŽǁͲďƵĚŐĞƚ ƌŝƉŽīŽĨAvatar
ŽǁĞǀĞƌ DĂƌĐŚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ǁŝƚŚƚǁŽ ƉŽƚĞŶƟĂů ĐůĂƐƐŝĐƐ dŝŵƵƌƚŽŶ Ɛ Alice in Wonderland ŝƐ ŚĞĂĚĞĚ ďLJ Ă ƐƚƌŽŶŐ ĐĂƐƚŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐ ^ƚĞƉŚĞŶ ampƌLJ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŚĞƐŚŝƌĞĂƚǁŚŝůĞƚŚĞŵĂŬĞƌƐof Shrek ĂůƐŽ ŚŽƉĞ ƚŽ ĮƌĞ ƵƉƚŚĞŝƌŵĂŐŝĐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞof ŽǁƚŽdƌĂŝŶzŽƵƌƌĂŐŽŶ
ůƐŽƐĞƚƚŽďĞĂďŝŐůĂƵŶĐŚŝƐdƌŽŶgtĞŐĂĐLJǁŚŝĐŚŵŝdžĞƐůŝǀĞĂĐƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ƐĞƋƵĞů ƚŽƚŚĞϭϵϴϮĮůŵdƌŽŶ the release ĚĂƚĞ ŝƐ LJĞƚ ƚŽ ďĞ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ ĨŽƌ Piranha
ϯ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ƐĞƚ ďĂĐŬ ƚŚĞĮůŵ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚƐ ŽĨ ƌĂǀĞŶŽƵƐ ĮƐŚƐŶĂƉƉŝŶŐ Ăƚ ďĞĂƵƟĨƵů ƉĞŽƉůĞŝŶ ǀĞƌLJ ůŝƩůĞ ĐůŽƚŚŝŶŐ KŶ ƚŚĞŽƚŚĞƌ ƐŝĚĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĐĂůĞ ŵĂdžŽīĞƌƐ ƵďďůĞ ϯ ŚŽƉŝŶŐ ƚŽƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ƐŝnjĞŽĨ ƚŚĞƵŶŝǀĞƌƐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŵƉƌĞŚĞŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚϯƐƉĞĐƚĂĐůĞƐ
Avatar ƐƟůů ƐƚĂŶĚƐ ŝƚƐŐƌŽƵŶĚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƵůƟŵĂƚĞ ϯĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽŶŽƚ ƌĞƐƚ ƋƵŝĞƚůLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞƐ
ĂŵĞƌŽŶ ĐŽŶĮƌŵŝŶŐ ŝƚ ǁŝůůďĞĐŽŵĞĂƚƌŝůŽŐLJ LJŶŝĐƐĐĂůůŝŶŐƚŚĞEĂǀŝĂƌĂĐĞŽĨƐŵƵƌĨŚŝƉƉŝĞƐĐĂŶƐƟůůŶŽƚĮŶĚƉƌŽďůĞŵƐǁŝƚŚĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ƵƐĞ ŽĨ ϯƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ƚŽīĞƌƐĂŐĂƚĞǁĂLJŝŶƚŽ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ ǁŽƌůĚ ƉƵƌĞĞƐĐĂƉŝƐŵĂƐŶĞǀĞƌĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚďĞĨŽƌĞ EĞǀĞƌƚŚĞůĞƐƐ ƚŚĞŶĞǁƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJŽīĞƌƐĂďůĂŶŬĐĂŶǀĂƐ ĨŽƌĮůŵŵĂŬĞƌƐ ƚŽƉůĂLJĂƌŽƵŶĚǁŝƚŚ Ăůů ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ƚŽĐƌĞĂƚĞĂŶĞǁŵĂƐƚĞƌƉŝĞĐĞ
ϯ ƚĞĐŚŶŽůŽŐLJ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ďĞũƵƐƚ ĐŽŶĮŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂds ŵĂŶƵĨĂĐƚƵƌĞƌƐ ^ŽŶLJ WĂŶĂƐŽŶŝĐ gt ĂŶĚ ^ĂŵƐƵŶŐĂƌĞ ůĂƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝŶĞƐŽĨ ϯ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐƟŵĂƚĞĚ Ăƚ άϮϬϬͲάϯϬϬŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƉůĂƐŵĂ ƐĞƚƐ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐ ŚĂǀĞ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĞĚ ĂƐŝŐŶŝĮĐĂŶƚ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ĞƐƟŵĂƟŶŐƐĂůĞƐ ŽĨ ϮϮ ŵŝůůŝŽŶ ƉŽƵŶĚƐǁŚŝůĞ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ ďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚĞƌƐĂƌĞ ũƵŵƉŝŶŐ ŽŶďŽĂƌĚ ǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ĞŵƉŚĂƐŝƐ ŽŶƐƉŽƌƚ ^ŬLJ ƚĞůĞǀŝƐŝŽŶ Ɛ ĮƌƐƚ ϯďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƚ ǁĂƐ ǁĞůů ƌĞĐĞŝǀĞĚŽŶ ^ƵŶĚĂLJ ϯϭƐƚ ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚĨŽŽƚďĂůů ĨĂŶƐ ŝŶ ϯ ŐůĂƐƐĞƐĐŚĞĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ƌƐĞŶĂůǀĞƌƐƵƐ DĂŶĐŚĞƐƚĞƌ ŵĂƚĐŚ^ŬLJ ƉƌŽŐƌĂŵŵŝŶŐ ŚŽƉĞƐ ƚŽŚĂǀĞ Ă ϯ ƐĞƌǀŝĐĞ ƌƵŶŶŝŶŐďLJ ƵŶĞ ϭϭƚŚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ tŽƌůĚƵƉĂŶĚƚŚĞĐŚĂŶŶĞůǁŝůůĂůƐŽŽīĞƌ Ă ƐĞůĞĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ĮůŵƐ ĂŶĚĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ
ĂƚŚĞƌŝŶĞtĂƩƐ
CINEMATIC CHANGES SPECIAL FILM AND NEW TECHNOLOGY
RATED OR SLATED SHUTTER ISLAND TO SHUT CRITICStŝƚŚŽƵƚ Ă ĚŽƵďƚ DĂƌƟŶ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ Ɛ ůĂƚĞƐƚ Įůŵ ǀĞŶƚƵƌĞǁŝůů ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞ ĂŶ ĞĂŐĞƌůLJĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƚĞĚ ĞǀĞŶƚ ^ŚƵƩĞƌIslandŝƐĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJŶŽĞdžĐĞƉƟŽŶƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƌƵůĞ ĂƐ ƚŚĞ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞďƵnjnj ŽĨ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƚ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ Įůŵ ŚĂƐ ůŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ďĞĞŶǁŚŝƉƉĞĚ ŝŶƚŽĂ ĨƌĞŶnjŝĞĚŚLJƉĞKǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĂƵƚƵŵŶ ƉĞƌŝŽĚ ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚĞŶĞĚ ĞǀĞŶ ĨƵƌƚŚĞƌďLJƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽ ƐĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽƉƵƐŚƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚĂƚĞďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵϮŶĚKĐƚŽďĞƌϮϬϬϵƚŽϭϴƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJϮϬϭϬ ĚƵĞ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĞĐŽŶŽŵŝĐĐůŝŵĂƚĞ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ĚŝǀĞƌƐŝŽŶĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ƵƐƵĂů ƐƚLJůĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞďŝŽͲŇŝĐŬ^ŚŝŶĞgtŝŐŚƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐĞĞŵƐƚŽďĞƐƚƵďďŽƌŶůLJƐƚĂLJŝŶŐĂǁĂLJ ĨƌŽŵ ŚŝƐ ĨĂǀŽƵƌĞĚŐĂŶŐƐƚĞƌ ŐĞŶƌĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚĂƌŬƚŚƌŝůůĞƌ
^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚƚĂŬĞƐƵƐďĂĐŬƚŽ ϭϵϱϰ ǁŚĞƌĞ h^ DĂƌƐŚĂůdĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞůƐ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽŝĂƉƌŝŽͿĂŶĚŚŝƐƉĂƌƚŶĞƌDĂƌŬZƵīĂůŽͿ ĚĞĐŝĚĞ ƚŽ ŝŶǀĞƐƟŐĂƚĞŽƐƚŽŶ ƐƌĞŵŽƚĞ ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚdŚĞŝƌ ĐĂƐĞ ƌĞǀŽůǀĞƐ ĂƌŽƵŶĚĂ ŵŝƐƐŝŶŐ ƉĂƟĞŶƚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŵĞŶƚĂů ŝŶƐƟƚƵƟŽŶ Ͳ ƐŚĞĐůŝīĞŽƐƉŝƚĂů ŽǁĞǀĞƌ ǁŚĞŶ ĂŚƵƌƌŝĐĂŶĞ ŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĞ ŝƐůĂŶĚ ƚŚĞƉĂŝƌ ĮŶĚ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐ ƐƚƌĂŶĚĞĚǁŝƚŚ ŶŽ ĐŽŵŵƵŶŝĐĂƟŽŶ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŽƵƚƐŝĚĞǁŽƌůĚ ampĂĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŵĞŶƚĂůůLJ ƵŶƐƚĂďůĞ ƉĂƟĞŶƚƐďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ŽƵƚ ĨĂĐƚƐ ĂŶĚ ĐůƵĞƐĨĂŝůŝŶŐ ƚŽ ĂĚĚ ƵƉ ĂŶĚ Ă ǀĞƌLJƐƚƌĂŶŐĞ ŚĞĂĚ ŽĨ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů ĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJͿ dĞĚĚLJ ƐŽŽŶ ďĞŐŝŶƐ
ƚŽĚŽƵďƚĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐŚĞŬŶŽǁƐĞǀĞŶŚŝƐŽǁŶƐĂŶŝƚLJ
ƋƵŝĐŬ ŽǀĞƌǀŝĞǁ ŽĨ ƚŚĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŬĞ ƵƉ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚǁŽƵůĚŚĂǀĞĨĞǁƉĞŽƉůĞĚŽƵďƟŶŐƚŚĂƚ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞƐŚŽƵůĚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ Śŝƚ ŽŶŚŝƐ ŚĂŶĚƐ dŚĞ ƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJ ŝƐďĂƐĞĚŽŶ ƚŚĞEĞǁzŽƌŬdŝŵĞƐďĞƐƚƐĞůůĞƌ ŶŽǀĞů ďLJ ĞŶŶŝƐgtĞŚĂŶĞĂƵƚŚŽƌŽĨDLJƐƟĐZŝǀĞƌ and Gone Baby Gone both ŽĨ ǁŚŝĐŚ ďĞĐĂŵĞ ĐĂĚĞŵLJǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ĮůŵƐ ŝŶĞŵĂͲŐŽĞƌƐ ĐĂŶ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ĞdžƉĞĐƚ ĂƐƚƌŽŶŐ ƉůŽƚůŝŶĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƉůĞŶƚLJ ŽĨƚǁŝƐƚƐĂŶĚƚƵƌŶƐ
dŚĞ ĐĂƐƚ ĐŚŽƐĞŶ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐ ƚĂůĞ ƚŽ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞ ƐŽŵĞŽĨ ŽůůLJǁŽŽĚ Ɛ ƐƚƌŽŶŐĞƐƚĐŽŶƚĞŶĚĞƌƐ dŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞŐŝǀĞŶ ďLJ gtĞŽŶĂƌĚŽ ŝĂƉƌŝŽhas already been pegged by ŵĂŶLJ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ĂƐ KƐĐĂƌ ǁŽƌƚŚLJĂŶĚ ŚŝƐ ĮŶĞƐƚ ƚŽ ĚĂƚĞ ƚ ŵĂLJǁĞůů ďĞ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĐŚĞĐŬŝŶŐ ƚŚŝƐĮůŵ ŽƵƚ ĨŽƌ ŚŝƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞĂůŽŶĞ dŚĞƌĞ ŚĂƐ ĂůƐŽ ďĞĞŶ ĂĐŝƌĐƵůĂƟŽŶŽĨƉŽƐŝƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐŽŶƚŚĞƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐƌŽůĞƐĐŚŝĞŇLJŝŶƌĞŐĂƌĚ ƚŽ DŝĐŚĞůůĞ tŝůůŝĂŵƐ Ɛ
ƌŽůĞ ĂƐ dĞĚĚLJ ĂŶŝĞů Ɛ ǁŝĨĞĂŶĚĞŶltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂƐƚŚĞĐŚŝĞĨŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŚŽƐƉŝƚĂů Ŷ ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌ ŽŶůŝŶĞ ŵŽǀŝĞ ĨĂŶĂƟĐƐ ŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƌĂǀŝŶŐ ĂďŽƵƚ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƐĂďŝůŝƚLJƚŽĚƌĂǁŽƵƚƚŚĞďĞƐƚŽĨltŝŶŐƐůĞLJ ƐĂĐƟŶŐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ
ampŝŶĂůůLJ ŝŶ ƚĞƌŵƐ ŽĨĐŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ^ŚƵƩĞƌƐůĂŶĚ ƐĞĞƐ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ƌĞƵŶŝƚĞĚ ǁŝƚŚZŽďĞƌƚZŝĐŚĂƌĚƐŽŶĂĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞǁŝƚŚ ďŽƚŚ Śŝŵ ĂŶĚ dĂƌĂŶƟŶŽͿƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ ƐŽŵĞ ǀŝƐƵĂůůLJƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ƐŚŽƚƐ ƵƐŝŶŐ ŐƌĞLJĮůƚĞƌƐƚŽƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĞŵLJƐƚĞƌŝŽƵƐĂŝƌŽĨƚŚĞŝƐůĂŶĚ
tŚĞƚŚĞƌ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞ ŚĂƐŵĂŶĂŐĞĚ ƚŽ ďƌŝŶŐ ƚŚĞƐĞĐŽŵƉŽŶĞŶƚƐ ƚŽŐĞƚŚĞƌĞīĞĐƟǀĞůLJĂŶĚŵĂŝŶƚĂŝŶĞĚƚŚĞƐĂŵĞ ůĞǀĞů ŽĨ ŐĞŶŝƵƐ ŚĞ ŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƉĂƐƚ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐƚŽďĞƐĞĞŶĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ^ĐŽƌƐĞƐĞĨĂŶƐŵĂLJ ďĞ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚ ŝĨ ƚŚĞLJŚĞĂĚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ĐŝŶĞŵĂĞdžƉĞĐƟŶŐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ƐĂŵĞ ǀĞŝŶĂƐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞĂƵƚĞƵƌ ďƵƚ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƐ ŶĞĞĚŶŽƚĨĞĂƌĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚ
Lorna Pontefract
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ΎdŚĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞϮϬϭϬKƐĐĂƌƐǁĞƌĞ ĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚŽŶƚŚĞϮŶĚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJdŚĞƚǁŽĮůŵƐƚŚĂƚůĞĂĚƚŚĞĮĞůĚĂƌĞdŚĞƵƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ and Avatar ǁŝƚŚŶŝŶĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ĞĂĐŚ dŚĞƚĞŶ ĮůŵƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟŶŐ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ Avatar dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ ŝƐƚƌŝĐƚ ϵ An
ĚƵĐĂƟŽŶ dŚĞ Ƶƌƚ gtŽĐŬĞƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐĂƐƚĞƌĚƐ Precious A Serious Man Up in the Air and Up
ΎĐƚŽƌƐ ĨĂĐŝŶŐ Žī ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚĞĂĐŚ ŽƚŚĞƌ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ĐƚŽƌĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŝŶĐůƵĚĞŽůĚĞŶůŽďĞǁŝŶŶĞƌ Ğī ƌŝĚŐĞƐ ĨŽƌ Crazy
Heart DŽƌŐĂŶ ampƌĞĞŵĂŶ ĨŽƌ
ŚŝƐƌŽůĞĂƐEĞůƐŽŶDĂŶĚĞůĂ ŝŶInvictusĞŽƌŐĞůŽŽŶĞLJŝŶUp in the Air ĞƌĞŵLJ ZĞŶŶĞƌ ŝŶdŚĞƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌĂŶĚŽůŝŶampŝƌƚŚŝŶ^ŝŶŐůĞDĂŶ
ΎDĞƌLJů ^ƚƌĞĞƉ ŚĂƐ ŐĂŝŶĞĚĂ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐ ϭϲ KƐĐĂƌŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚŝƐ LJĞĂƌ ƐĂĐŬŶŽǁůĞĚŐŵĞŶƚĨŽƌJulie and
JuliaKƚŚĞƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐĨŽƌĞƐƚĐƚƌĞƐƐŝŶĐůƵĚĞ^ĂŶĚƌĂƵůůŽĐŬŝŶ dŚĞ ůŝŶĚ ^ŝĚĞ and Helen DŝƌƌĞŶŝŶdŚĞgtĂƐƚ^ƚĂƟŽŶ
ΎŝƌĞĐƚŽƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Ͳ ltĂƚŚƌLJŶ ŝŐĞůŽǁ ŝƐŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ ǁŝƚŚ ŚĞƌ ĞdžͲŚƵƐďĂŶĚ ĂŵĞƐ ĂŵĞƌŽŶ
AvatarͿ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĚŝƌĞĐƟŶŐĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ KƚŚĞƌ ĞƐƚ ŝƌĞĐƚŽƌŶŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ gtĞĞ ĂŶŝĞůƐ ĨŽƌPrecious ĂƐŽŶ ZĞŝƚŵĂŶ ĨŽƌUp in the Air ĂŶĚ YƵĞŶƟŶdĂƌĂŶƟŶŽ ĨŽƌ ŶŐůŽƵƌŝŽƵƐBasterds
ΎDŝĐŚĂĞůĂŶĞŬĞ ƐWĂůŵĞĚKƌǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ dŚĞ tŚŝƚĞ ZŝďďŽŶĞƌŵĂŶLJͿ ĨĂĐĞƐ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĨƌŽŵƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨAjamiƐƌĂĞůͿdŚĞ DŝůŬ ŽĨ ^ŽƌƌŽǁ WĞƌƵͿA Prophet ampƌĂŶĐĞͿ ĂŶĚ dŚĞSecret of Her Eyes ƌŐĞŶƟŶĂͿŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĞƐƚ ampŽƌĞŝŐŶ gtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞĮůŵĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ
ΎŶ Ă ƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJ ƐƚƌŽŶŐ LJĞĂƌĨŽƌĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶƚŚĞĮůŵƐŝŶƚŚĞƌƵŶŶŝŶŐĨŽƌƚŚĞĞƐƚŶŝŵĂƚĞĚampĞĂƚƵƌĞ ĂǁĂƌĚ ŝŶĐůƵĚĞWŝdžĂƌ Ɛ Up ndash only the second ĂŶŝŵĂƟŽŶ ƚŽ ďĞ ŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĨŽƌ ĞƐƚ WŝĐƚƵƌĞ ĂƐǁĞůů dŚŝƐǁŝůů ŐŽ ƵƉ ĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ Coraline ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdž dŚĞWƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ
ĂŶĚƚŚĞampƌŽŐ and dŚĞ^ĞĐƌĞƚŽĨKells
ΎEŽŵŝŶĞĞƐ ĨŽƌ ĞƐƚŽĐƵŵĞŶƚĂƌLJampĞĂƚƵƌĞŝŶĐůƵĚĞBurma VJ dŚĞŽǀĞ ampŽŽĚŶĐ dŚĞ DŽƐƚ ĂŶŐĞƌŽƵƐ DĂŶŝŶ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ĂŶŝĞů ůůƐďĞƌŐĂŶĚ ƚŚĞWĞŶƚĂŐŽŶWĂƉĞƌƐ and Which Way Home
ΎdŚĞ ƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂů ĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĂƌĞƌĂƚŚĞƌ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚĂďůLJ ĚŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚby Avatar ĂŵĞƌŽŶ Ɛ ƉŝĐƚƵƌĞŚĂƐƉŝĐŬĞĚƵƉŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌƌƚŝƌĞĐƟŽŶŝŶĞŵĂƚŽŐƌĂƉŚLJ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚ ĚŝƟŶŐ ^ŽƵŶĚDŝdžŝŶŐĂŶĚsŝƐƵĂůīĞĐƚƐ
Ύ dŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů ^ŽŶŐ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJĮŶĚƐZĂŶĚLJEĞǁŵĂŶŐĂƌŶĞƌĞĚǁŝƚŚƚǁŽƐĞƉĂƌĂƚĞŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐĨŽƌ ŝƐŶĞLJ Ɛ dŚĞ WƌŝŶĐĞƐƐ ĂŶĚƚŚĞ ampƌŽŐ ^ŽŶŐƐ ĨƌŽŵ Crazy
Heart Nine and Paris 36 are ĂůƐŽ ŝŶ ĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶ DƵƐŝĐĂůŶŽŵŝŶĂƟŽŶƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ KƌŝŐŝŶĂů^ĐŽƌĞ ĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJ Avatar ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ Dƌ ampŽdž dŚĞ ƵƌƚgtŽĐŬĞƌ Sherlock Holmes and Up
dŚĞĂǁĂƌĚƐ ĐĞƌĞŵŽŶLJǁŝůůƚĂŬĞ ƉůĂĐĞ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ DĂƌĐŚĂŶĚ ǁŝůů ďĞ ŚŽƐƚĞĚ ďLJ ůĞĐĂůĚǁŝŶĂŶĚ^ƚĞǀĞDĂƌƟŶ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
RŵŽƵƚŽĨƚŽƵĐŚǁŝƚŚďĂŶĚƐƚŚĞƐĞĚĂLJƐƚŽďĞ
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ƚŚĞŶĞǁ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƟĐĂůůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞůĂƐƚtĞůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ǁĂƐ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ Ă ůŽƚ ŽĨ ƐŽƵů ĂƌƟƐƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϳϬƐĂŶĚϲϬƐďƵƚĚŝĚŶƚǁŽŶƚŝƚƚŽƐŽƵŶĚĂƐŝĨŝƚǁĂƐƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĂƚƟŵĞDŽƐƚůLJǁĂƐũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽƵƐĞƚŚĞŝƌŝĚĞĂůƐZĞĂůůLJũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐĞĞŚŽǁŽǀĞƌͲƚŚĞͲƚŽƉŝƚĐŽƵůĚďĞ
tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
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ĂŶĚ ƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐ ŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐ tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚŽĨƌĐĂĚĞampŝƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĨŽůŬ ƐƚLJůĞŽĨ DƵŵĨŽƌĚ ŶĚ ^ŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ŐƌŽƵƉ ĐŽŶĮƌŵĞĚĞdžĂĐƚůLJǁŚLJƚŚĞLJǁŽŶ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
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ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
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Tom McInnes
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ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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Livewire TelevisiondŚĞƐĞ ŐƌŽƵƉƐǁŝůů ƵƉĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚ ĐŽŶĮƌŵ
ƟŵĞƐĂŶĚǀĞŶƵĞƐŝŶƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĐŽƵƉůĞŽĨ
KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
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SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
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THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
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SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
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ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
ampŽƌĂůŝƐƚŽĨƐƚŽĐŬŝƐƚƐĂŶĚŵŽƌĞŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǁĞďƐŝƚĞǁǁǁĐŽƩŽŶƐĐŽŵĂƵ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
ŽƵƌƚĞƐLJŽĨƚŚĞhŶŝŽŶǁĞŚĂǀĞƚǁŽƉĂŝƌƐŽĨĮůŵƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJdŚŝƐŝƐĂŐƌĞĂƚĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽǁĂƚĐŚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŚĂǀŝŶŐƚŽůĞĂǀĞĐĂŵƉƵƐĂůůĨŽƌĨƌĞĞ
ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŐƌĞĂƚƉƌŝnjĞũƵƐƚďƌŝŶŐLJŽƵƌĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚŽƌƐƵĚŽŬƵƚŽƚŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞďLJϭϵϮϭϬKŶĞƉĂŝƌǁŝůůďĞĂǁĂƌĚĞĚĨŽƌƚŚĞĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚĂŶĚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƵĚŽŬƵƐŽĚŽďŽƚŚŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚĚŽƵďůĞƚŚĞĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ
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COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
ƚŽĚƌŽƉŽīĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĞŶƚƌŝĞƐŽƌƚŽƚĂůŬƚŽŽƵƌĞĚŝƚŽƌƐŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝŶĂŶLJŽĨŽƵƌƐĞĐƟŽŶƐ
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When the Kerrang wagon rolled onto UEA campus this month The Event ǁĞƌĞŽŶŚĂŶĚƚŽĐŚĂƚƚŽƵƌĂŶƟĐƐĂŶĚzĞƚŚŝĐƐwith cheeky Welsh boys The Blackout and electro-edgy My Passion frontman Laurence Reneacute
INTERVIEW gt KERRANG TOUR 2010
ŽǁŚĂǀĞLJŽƵďĞĞŶĮŶĚŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƚŽƵƌ ƐŽ ĨĂƌtŚĂƚĐĂŶǁĞĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵƚŽŶŝŐŚƚSo far itrsquos been the best thing wersquove been a
ƉĂƌƚŽĨƐŝŶĐĞǁĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚƐĂŐƌĞĂƚůŝŶĞͲƵƉůůƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐĂƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJnight therersquos been a vibe from the crowd
theyrsquore here for the Kerrang tour because itrsquos
an event in itself as well as for the bands that
are on the bill Wersquove been working hard for
quite a while and the last yearrsquos just been a
ĚƌĞĂŵ ĨŽƌƵƐ ƚƐ ĂƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ƐƚĂƌƚ ƚŽǁŚĂƚǁŝůůhopefully be a big 2010
DLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶƐĞĞŵƐƚŽǁŽƌŬǁŝƚŚĂůŵŽƐƚĂzĞƚŚŝĐŽLJŽƵ ĨĞĞů ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚŝƐŐƌĂŶƚƐLJŽƵŵŽƌĞĐƌĞĂƟǀĞĨƌĞĞĚŽŵƐĂƐĂďĂŶĚƚůĞƚƐLJŽƵĚŽǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌƚŚĞŚĞůůLJŽƵǁĂŶƚǁŚŝĐŚŝƐĂŶŝĐĞƚŚŝŶŐtŚĞŶLJŽƵƌĞĂŶĂƌƟƐƚĐƌĞĂƟŶŐmusic you donrsquot want to be told otherwise
ǀĞ ŚĞĂƌĚ ŚŽƌƌŽƌ ƐƚŽƌŝĞƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƐŽŵĞ ŽĨ ŵLJfavourite bands who have created an album
ĐĂƉƚƵƌŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌĨĞĞůŝŶŐƐĂƚĂƟŵĞŽŶůLJƚŽŚĂǀĞit rejected by the record company For us in My
WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ƚŚĂƚƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ
were to make say the darkest album ever itrsquod
be because we were in a dark place and thatrsquos
why wersquod put it out Therersquos a lot of thought
behind My Passion but it always has to relate
ƚŽǁŚĞƌĞǁĞĂƌĞŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĂƚĂƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌƟŵĞdŽĚŽƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĂƚĚŝĚŶƚƌĞŇĞĐƚƚŚĂƚǁŽƵůĚďĞ ƵŶƚŚŝŶŬĂďůĞ Ĩ ǁĞ ǁĞƌĞ ƌĞƐƚƌŝĐƚĞĚ ǁĞĚstruggle Wersquore one of those bands that does
ǁĞůůŽīŽƵƌŽǁŶďĂĐŬĂŶĚǁĞƌĞŶŽƚĂĨƌĂŝĚƚŽwork
zŽƵƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞƐĐĂŶďĞƉƌĞƩLJŚŝŐŚŽĐƚĂŶĞŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƉƌĞƉĂƌĞŝĨLJŽƵƌĞĚŽŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŶŝŐŚƚĂŌĞƌŶŝŐŚƚWe rehearsed really hard for this tour With
ƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽĂĐƚƵĂůůLJŐĞƫŶŐƵƉŽŶƐƚĂŐĞŝŶĨƌŽŶƚŽĨ ϮϬϬϬ ƉĞŽƉůĞ ƚŚĞƌĞƐ ŶŽ ƉƌĞƉĂƌĂƟŽŶ LJŽƵĐĂŶ ƌĞĂůůLJ ĚŽ zŽƵ ĐĂŶƚ ŐĞƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞ ŝŶ Ărehearsal room where every muscle in your
ďŽĚLJĂĐŚĞƐůŝŬĞŝƚĚŽĞƐǁŚĞŶLJŽƵǀĞĐŽŵĞŽīƐƚĂŐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ŐĞƚ LJŽƵƌ ĮƚŶĞƐƐ ƵƉ ŽŶĐĞLJŽƵƌĞŽƵƚŚĞƌĞzŽƵŚĂǀĞ ƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƚŚĞǁĂLJLJŽƵ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ ŝŶ ǀĞŶƵĞƐ ůŝŬĞ ƚŚĞƐĞ zŽƵ ŚĂǀĞƚŽ ďĞ ŵŽƌĞ ŽƵƚǁĂƌĚ ƚŚĂŶ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞ
club shows These people are new to seeing
ƵƐĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞƚŽŵĂŬĞĂŶ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŽŶ ƚƐĂchallenge but we donrsquot mind a good challenge
tŚĞƌĞǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵůŝŬĞƚŽďĞŝŶƚǁĞůǀĞŵŽŶƚŚƐƟŵĞƚƐ ŚĂƌĚ ƚŽ ƉƌĞĚŝĐƚ Ĩ LJŽƵĚ ĂƐŬĞĚ ƵƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ăyear ago we wouldnrsquot have thought that wersquod
be part of the Kerrang tour Wersquod hope to be
playing arenas in however many years that
takes and wersquod love to be selling out venues
ŽĨƚŚŝƐƐŝnjĞŽŶŽƵƌŽǁŶƚƐŚĂƌĚƚŽƉƵƚĂƟŵĞscale on that but our sights are set there We
believe in the music that we make and think
that it appeals to a lot of people We might
ůŽŽŬĂďŝƚǁĞŝƌĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐďƵƚŝƚƐƉĂƌƚŽĨƚŚĞĞŶƚĞƌƚĂŝŶŵĞŶƚ ĨĂĐƚŽƌ tĞǀĞ ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚ ǁƌŝƟŶŐthe next album wersquore almost ready to record
it Hopefully therersquoll be more touring more
ĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐĂŶĚƚŚĞĂůďƵŵŝŶǁŚĂƚĞǀĞƌĨŽƌŵǁŝůůbe out next year
ůĞĐWůŽǁŵĂŶ
ŽǁŚĂǀĞƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƐďĞĞŶƐŽĨĂƌZŚLJƐ ƌĞĂƚ dŚĞ ĚŽƵďůĞ ƐŚŽǁ ŝŶ ƵďůŝŶ ǁĂƐcrazy
Sean Southampton was really good except
ŝŶũƵƌĞĚŵLJƐĞůĨ ŚŝƚŵLJ ŚĞĂĚ ŽŶ ĂŵŝĐ ƐƚĂŶĚfor a laugh hoping ƚŚĂƚ ǁŽƵůĚďůĞĞĚ ĞŶĚĞĚup covered in blood it was awesome People
ƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĂƐĚLJŝŶŐ
dŚĞ ĨĂŶ ƌĞĂĐƟŽŶƐ ƐĞĞŵ ƚŽ ďĞ ďŽƌĚĞƌŝŶŐ ŽŶŚLJƐƚĞƌŝĐĂůS dŚĞŬŝĚƐĂƌĞĂďƐŽůƵƚĞůLJŶƵƚƐƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞĂƚthe age where they just love everything theyrsquore
so open to it all When you get a bit older you
ƚƵƌŶ ũĂĚĞĚ ĂŶĚ ƚŚŝŶŬ ƵƌŐŚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚŝƐ ďĂŶĚ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĨĂƚ ďůŽŶĚĞ ŽŶĞ ŚĂƚĞ ƚŚĞ tĞůƐŚ But the kids who come to the Kerrang shows
are brilliant and not too creepy yet There will
always be the single strange one that stands next
to you without saying a word Just smelling you
ĂǀĞLJŽƵƚŽƵƌĞĚǁŝƚŚzŽƵŶŐƵŶƐDLJWĂƐƐŝŽŶŽƌůůdŝŵĞgtŽǁďĞĨŽƌĞŽǁĂƌĞLJŽƵĂůůŐĞƫŶŐĂůŽŶŐͲĂŶLJƌŝǀĂůƌLJR tĞǀĞ ƉůĂLJĞĚ ƚŚĞ ŽĚĚ ƐŚŽǁ ǁŝƚŚ zŽƵŶŐƵŶƐ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌƟĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ DLJ WĂƐƐŝŽŶ ŝŶAmsterdam and All Time Low in London
S Therersquos no rivalry or hatredhellipyet Wersquore
working on it The other day Jack from All Time
Low came in to our dressing room with his cock
out and a piece of cucumber on the end of it
ĂŶĚƐĂŝĚ ǀĞŐŽƚĂŶĞǁŚĂƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĨŽůůŽǁĞĚhim back to his dressing room he threw the
ĐƵĐƵŵďĞƌĂƚŵĞĂŶĚĐĂƵŐŚƚŝƚĂŶĚĂƚĞŝƚdŚĞlook on his facehellip
R dŚĞLJƌĞƚŚĞƐŽƌƚŽĨďĂŶĚƚŽƉůĂLJƚƌŝĐŬƐĂŶĚƐƚƵīƐŽǁĞƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁĞ ĚďĞƩĞƌǁĂŝƚƵŶƟůƚŚĞĞŶĚŽĨthe tour just in case it kind of escalates out of
control
S ũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐŚŽǁƚŚĞŵĨƌŽŵĚĂLJŽŶĞƚŚĂƚƚŚĞƌĞ ƐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐƚŚĞLJĐĂŶĚŽƚŚĂƚůůƐŚŽĐŬŵĞůůshock them
ϮϬϬϵǁĂƐ ĂŚƵŐĞ LJĞĂƌ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞůĂĐŬŽƵƚtŚĂƚǁĞƌĞLJŽƵƌŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚƉĞƌƐŽŶĂůĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚƐRtĞĞĂƌŶƚĂǁĂŐĞĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞƚŚĂƚǁĂƐnice
S ƚ ǁĂƐ ŶŝĐĞ ǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ĐĂŵĞ ŽƵƚ ƚŽactually hear them on the radio Radio 1 played
Save Our Selves a fair bit and my mother would
ĐĂůůŵĞĞǀĞƌLJƟŵĞĂƐŝĨǁĞƌĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐŝƚůŝǀĞR The Live Lounge was the biggest thing wersquove
ĞǀĞƌ ĚŽŶĞ ƚ ǁĂƐ ĂǁĞƐŽŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĂĐŽƵƐƟĐshow the following night also went really well
Wersquove got a great team behind us now so the
ĐŽŐƐĂƌĞĮŶĂůůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ
tŚĂƚĂďŽƵƚŶĞŐĂƟǀĞƉƌĞƐƐ ŽŵĞƌĞǀŝĞǁƐŚĂǀĞďƌĂŶĚĞĚ LJŽƵ ĂƐ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌ gtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐ ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵĚĞĨĞŶĚLJŽƵƌƐĞůĨ
SĨLJŽƵĐŽŵĞĂŶĚƐĞĞƵƐƉůĂLJǁĞƌĞĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐͲ ǁĞ ƉƵƚ ĞǀĞƌLJƚŚŝŶŐ ŝŶƚŽ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŚŽǁůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ŽƵƌ ůĂƐƚ ƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚ ǁŚLJ ǁĞ ŐĞƚpigeonholed and everything if it wasnrsquot for
Lostprophets we wouldnrsquot have got anywhere
ĂƐƋƵŝĐŬůLJĂƐǁĞĚŝĚƚĚŽĞƐŶƚƌĞĂůůLJďŽƚŚĞƌŵĞƌŝƟĐƐǁŽƵůĚĐĂůůƵƐƐŚĞĞƉƐŚĂŐŐĞƌƐŝĨƚŚĞLJĐŽƵůĚbut they canrsquot so they just go ldquoright what else is
tĞůƐŚĨƉĞŽƉůĞĐĂŶƚƐĞĞƚŚĂƚǁĞƌĞĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚĞŶƟƟĞƐƚŚĞŶƚŚĞLJŵƵƐƚďĞŝĚŝŽƚƐ
WůĂŶƐĨŽƌϮϬϭϬS Wersquore going to Japan with Lostprophets Then
therersquos Australia Americahellipeverywhere really
Wersquoll be back in the UK later this year to do the
ĮŶĂůƌƵŶŽĨThe Best In TownĨŽůůŽǁĞĚďLJǁƌŝƟŶŐand recording for the next record
R We have a huge amount of live footage of the
band over the past 6 years so we are hoping to
ŵĂŬĞ Ă s ƚŽŽ ĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ǁĞƌĞ ũƵƐƚ ůŽŽŬŝŶŐĨŽƌǁĂƌĚƚŽǁƌŝƟŶŐŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůŶŽǁĐĂŶƚǁĂŝƚƚŽƐƚĂƌƚũĂŵŵŝŶŐƚ ƐƚŚĞďĞƐƚƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚďĞŝŶŐin a band really
S Apart from the drugs and the sluts ndash they are
obviously the best bits
tŚŝĐŚ ďĂŶĚƐ ƐŚŽƵůĚ ǁĞ ďĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌŝŐŚƚŶŽǁS The Guns Revoker and Middle Finger Salute
RŵŽƵƚŽĨƚŽƵĐŚǁŝƚŚďĂŶĚƐƚŚĞƐĞĚĂLJƐƚŽďĞ
ŚŽŶĞƐƚďĂŶĚĐĂůůĞĚDĞƚĂůůŝĐĂ ƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞLJƌĞcalled
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
ŽǁǁŽƵůĚLJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ƚŚĞŶĞǁ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƟĐĂůůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞůĂƐƚtĞůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ǁĂƐ ƚƌLJŝŶŐ ƚŽ ƌĞĨĞƌĞŶĐĞ Ă ůŽƚ ŽĨ ƐŽƵů ĂƌƟƐƚƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϳϬƐĂŶĚϲϬƐďƵƚĚŝĚŶƚǁŽŶƚŝƚƚŽƐŽƵŶĚĂƐŝĨŝƚǁĂƐƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĂƚƟŵĞDŽƐƚůLJǁĂƐũƵƐƚƚƌLJŝŶŐƚŽƵƐĞƚŚĞŝƌŝĚĞĂůƐZĞĂůůLJũƵƐƚǁĂŶƚĞĚƚŽƐĞĞŚŽǁŽǀĞƌͲƚŚĞͲƚŽƉŝƚĐŽƵůĚďĞ
tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
ďƵƚŝƚƐĂůǁĂLJƐĐŚĂŶŐŝŶŐ
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ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
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ǀĞďĞĞŶŚĞĂƌŝŶŐĂ ůŽƚƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJĂďŽƵƚ ůŽŽĚKƌĂŶŐĞtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚƚƐŬŝŶĚĂũƵƐƚƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĂůďƵŵ ĐĂƵƐĞĂŐĂŝŶƚŚŽƵŐŚƚĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚŵLJŽƚŚĞƌƐƚƵīŵŝŐŚƚŚŝŶĚĞƌŝƚƚƐƌŽŽƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϴϬƐƉŽƐƚͲĚŝƐĐŽŬŝŶĚĂͲƚŚŝŶŐďƵƚǁŝƚŚĂůŽƚŽĨǁĞƐƚĞƌŶŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶŝƚƚƐĂŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƚLJƉĞŽĨŵƵƐŝĐdŚĂƚƐŵĂŝŶůLJǁŚĂƚǀĞďĞĞŶǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ
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tŚĂƚĂƌĞLJŽƵƌƉůĂŶƐǁŝƚŚƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽƚŽƵƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ƚŚŝŶŬŵĂLJďĞƉƌŝů ůů ĚŽĂƵƌŽƉĞĂŶ ƚŽƵƌ dŚĂƚƐ ƚŚĞƉůĂŶ ƚŚŝŶŬzĞĂŚdŚĂƚƐĂƐĨĂƌĂƐŝƚƐŐŽƚƚŽ
Tom McInnes
ŶϭϵϴϵdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌĂŶĚĐŽŐĂůǀĂŶŝnjĞĚƚŚĞƵŶĚĞƌŐƌŽƵŶĚŚĞĂǀLJŵƵƐŝĐƐĐĞŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨƌĞƐŚĞĂƌͲƚĞĂƌŝŶŐĐŚĂŽƟĐĞůĞĐƚƌŽŶŝĐƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨWƌĞƩLJĂƚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞƌĂŝƐŝŶŐƚŚĞŇĂŐĨŽƌĂĐŽƵŶƚĞƌŚĞŐĞŵŽŶŝĐƵŶĚĞƌĐƵƌƌĞŶƚǁŝƚŚŝŶƉŽƉƵůĂƌŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚƐƉĂǁŶŝŶŐǀĂƌŝŽƵƐƵŶůŝŬĞůLJŚŝƚ ƐŝŶŐůĞƐ ƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ϵϬƐ ƐƵĐŚ ĂƐ ƚŚĞŵĂƐŽĐŚŝƐƟĐ Closer ĂŶĚƚŚĞďĞŶĞǀŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚƚƌĂŐŝĐƵƌƚŽŶƟŶƵŽƵƐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĐŚĂŶŐĞƐdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌďĞŝŶŐƚŚĞŽŶůLJŽĸĐŝĂůŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨEEͿĂŵďŝƟŽƵƐĂǁĂƌĚͲǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ ƚŽƵƌƐĂŶĚĂ ĐŽŶƐƚĂŶƚĞŵďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚ ǁŚŝůƐƚŚŽůĚŝŶŐŶŽƚŚŝŶŐďĂĐŬĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝƌĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƉŽƐŝƟŽŶĞĚEEĂƐƚŚĞƉĞƌĨĞĐƚƉĂůĞƩĞĂŶĚƉĞĚĞƐƚĂůĨŽƌdƌĞŶƚZĞnjŶŽƌ ƐƚǁŝƐƚĞĚLJĞƚŐĞŶŝƵƐƉĞƌƐƉĞĐƟǀĞŽĨƚŚĞǁŽƌůĚ
dŚĞďƌĞĂŬƵƉŽĨEEĂƐĂƚŽƵƌŝŶŐďĂŶĚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƚŚĞŚƵŵďůĞtĂǀĞͲŐŽŽĚďLJĞ ƚŽƵƌ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϴͲϮϬϬϵ ďƌŽƵŐŚƚ Ă ĨƌŽǁŶ ƚŽ ŵĂŶLJĨĂŶƐŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƚŚĞEEůĞŐĂĐLJŝƐƐĞƚƚŽĐŽŶƟŶƵĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞƌƵŵŽƵƌƚŚĂƚĂƌLJEƵŵĂŶŝƐǁŽƌŬŝŶŐŽŶĂƌĞůĞĂƐĞǁŝƚŚdƌĞŶƚĐŝƚĞĚĨŽƌĞĂƌůLJϮϬϭϬ
^ŽŶŽƚŚĞƌǀĞƌƐŝŽŶŽĨƚŚĞdƌƵƚŚdŚĞŝŌʹtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚtĞůůŝŶϮϬϬϴEEĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĂƌĞĨŽƌŵĞĚƚŽƵƌŝŶŐůŝŶĞͲƵƉĂŶĚĂďƌĂŶĚŶĞǁ ƚŽƵƌ ĐĂůůĞĚ gtŝŐŚƚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ^ŬLJ ampĂďƵůŽƵƐ ƌŝŐŚƚ dŚĞ ƚŽƵƌŵĞƌŐĞĚ ĂƵĚŝŽ ĂŶĚ ǀŝƐƵĂů ĞīĞĐƚƐ ƚŽ ƐƚƵŶŶŝŶŐ ŐƌŽƵŶĚďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐĞīĞĐƚŵƉůŽLJŝŶŐƚŚĞƚĞĐŚŶŝĐĂůŵĂƌǀĞůƚŚĂƚŝƐƚŚĞǀŝƐƵĂůŵĂĐŚŝŶĞĐƌĞĂƚĞĚďLJDŽŵĞŶƚampĂĐƚŽƌLJ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚǁĞƌĞĂďůĞƚŽŝŶĐŽƌƉŽƌĂƚĞ
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ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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MUSIC NEWSgt
music20 09feb10issue239
concretemusicueaacuk
DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
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Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
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ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
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DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
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ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
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COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
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INTERVIEW gt LIGHTSPEED CHAMPIONTom McInnes ƚĂůŬƐƚŽƵƌƐŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚϮϬϭϬ ƐďĞƐƚŵƵƐŝĐĂůŽīĞƌŝŶŐƐǁŝƚŚĞǀŽŶƚĠLJŶĞƐďĞƩĞƌŬŶŽǁŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶĞǀLJŶĞƐŚĂƐďĞĞŶĚŽŝŶŐŚŝƐďŝƚƚŽĐŽŵďĂƚƚŚĞĐŽƵŶƚƌLJƐĞǀĞƌͲŐƌŽǁŝŶŐŽďĞƐŝƚLJĞƉŝĚĞŵŝĐƐƟĐŬŝŶŐŚŝƐĮŶŐĞƌƐŝŶĂůůƚŚĞƐŽĚĚŝŶŐƉŝĞƐ ĂŶĐĞͲƉƵŶŬ ŝŶĚŝĞ ƚƌŽƵďĂĚŽƵƌ ĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞƌ yͲampĂĐƚŽƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƚĞƌ ĐŽŵŝĐŬĂƌƟƐƚŶŽǀĞůŝƐƚʹǁŚĞŶĚŽĞƐŚĞƐůĞĞƉDoesŚĞƐůĞĞƉĨƐŽĨŽƌŚŽǁůŽŶŐĂŶĚŽŶǁŚŝĐŚƐŝĚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĞĚ
zŽƵƌ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵ ǁĂƐ ƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚ ŝŶ EĞďƌĂƐŬĂ LJŽƵƌ ůĂƚĞƐƚ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶʹǁŚĂƚŵŽƟǀĂƚĞĚLJŽƵƌĚĞĐŝƐŝŽŶƚŽĐŚĂŶŐĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶĂŶĚŚŽǁĚŽLJŽƵƚŚŝŶŬŝƚƐĞīĞĐƚĞĚƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚĚŽŶƚƚŚŝŶŬƚŚĞ ůŽĐĂƟŽŶƌĞĂůůLJĐŚĂŶŐĞƐƚŚĞƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁƌŝƚĞĂůůƚŚĞƐŽŶŐƐŵĂƉƚŚĞŵĂůůŽƵƚ ůŽŶŐďĞĨŽƌĞ ŐŽ ŝŶƚŽƚŚĞƐƚƵĚŝŽƐŽ ŐĞŶĞƌĂůůLJ ũƵƐƚ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐ ĞĂƐŝĞƐƚ dŚĞ ĮƌƐƚ ĂůďƵŵǁĂƐĚŽŶĞŝŶEĞďƌĂƐŬĂĐĂƵƐĞǁĂƐƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐǁŝƚŚDŝŬĞDŽŐŝƐƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ĂĚĚůĞƌĞĞŬƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌĂŶĚĨŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŵĞŵďĞƌŽĨƌŝŐŚƚLJĞƐͿĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŽŶĞǁĂƐĚŽŶĞ ŝŶƌŽŽŬůLJŶ ĐĂƵƐĞ ŝƚƐLJĂŬŶŽǁǁŚĞƌĞůŝǀĞ^ŽŝƚƐũƵƐƚǁŚĞƌĞǀĞƌƐŵŽƐƚĞĸĐŝĞŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝƚĚŽŶĞ
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tŚŽ ǁŽƵůĚ LJŽƵ ƐĂLJ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞ ŵĂŝŶ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞƐ ŝŶ LJŽƵƌƐŽŶŐǁƌŝƟŶŐƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ǀĞƌLJ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ĞǀĞƌLJ ƐŽŶŐ ŝƚ ĐŚĂŶŐĞƐ ŵĞĂŶ ŐƵĞƐƐŽŶƚŚŝƐĂůďƵŵƐŽŵĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƌĞƋƵŝƚĞĞĂƚůĞƐŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĚƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐŝƚǁĂƐůǀŝƐƐŽŵĞƟŵĞƐDĂƌǀŝŶĂLJĞƚŚĞƌĞƐŵŽƌĞ
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ŽǁĚŝĚLJŽƵƌƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐŝŶǀŽůǀĞŵĞŶƚŝŶĂǁĞůůͲŬŶŽǁŶďĂŶĚŚĞůƉŽƌŚŝŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƌĞŝŶǀĞŶƟŽŶĂƐgtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚŚĂŵƉŝŽŶdŚŝƐŝƐƚŚĞǁŚŽůĞƚŚŝŶŐǁŝƐŚƉĞŽƉůĞĐŽƵůĚũƵƐƚŚĞĂƌƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂŶĚŶŽƚƐĞĞƚŚĞŝŵĂŐĞĨĞĞůůŝŬĞŝƚƌƵŝŶƐŝƚʹůŝŬĞLJŽƵĐĂŶƚŚĞůƉďƵƚĚƌĂǁĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐŽƌďĞƐŽŵĞǁŚĂƚďŝĂƐĞĚǁŚĞŶLJŽƵƐĞĞĂŶŝŵĂŐĞʹǁŚĞƚŚĞƌŝƚƐĂƉŽƐŝƟǀĞŽƌĂŶĞŐĂƟǀĞŝŵĂŐĞŵĞĂŶ
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ǀĞďĞĞŶŚĞĂƌŝŶŐĂ ůŽƚƌĞĐĞŶƚůLJĂďŽƵƚ ůŽŽĚKƌĂŶŐĞtŚĂƚŝƐŝƚƚƐŬŝŶĚĂũƵƐƚƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĂůďƵŵ ĐĂƵƐĞĂŐĂŝŶƚŚŽƵŐŚƚĐŽŶŶŽƚĂƟŽŶƐǁŝƚŚŵLJŽƚŚĞƌƐƚƵīŵŝŐŚƚŚŝŶĚĞƌŝƚƚƐƌŽŽƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĞĂƌůLJϴϬƐƉŽƐƚͲĚŝƐĐŽŬŝŶĚĂͲƚŚŝŶŐďƵƚǁŝƚŚĂůŽƚŽĨǁĞƐƚĞƌŶŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶŝƚƚƐĂŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƚLJƉĞŽĨŵƵƐŝĐdŚĂƚƐŵĂŝŶůLJǁŚĂƚǀĞďĞĞŶǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ
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tŚĂƚĂƌĞLJŽƵƌƉůĂŶƐǁŝƚŚƌĞŐĂƌĚƐƚŽƚŽƵƌŝŶŐƚŚŝƐLJĞĂƌ ƚŚŝŶŬŵĂLJďĞƉƌŝů ůů ĚŽĂƵƌŽƉĞĂŶ ƚŽƵƌ dŚĂƚƐ ƚŚĞƉůĂŶ ƚŚŝŶŬzĞĂŚdŚĂƚƐĂƐĨĂƌĂƐŝƚƐŐŽƚƚŽ
Tom McInnes
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Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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concretemusicueaacuk
DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
ALBUMSgtgtgt
ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
(formerly Nexus) in a quest to become
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
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ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
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tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
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ĂǀĞƐǁĞƌĞ ƚŚĞŶĞdžƚ ďĂŶĚŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĞǀĞŶŝŶŐůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ŽŶĞŵĂŶ ĚŽǁŶ ƚŚĞƐĞ ďŽLJƐ ŚĂĚ ƚŚĞĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŐƌŝƉƉĞĚ dŚĞŝƌ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ǁĂƐ ĂŵƵƐŝĐĂů ĨƵƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ǁŝůĚ ĚƌƵŵŵŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŝŐŚƐƉĞĞĚƌŝīƐƚŚĂƚƐĞƚŽƵƌƉƵůƐĞƐƌĂĐŝŶŐ
ĞĂĚůŝŶŝŶŐ ǁĞƌĞ ůĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ŽůĚ Ă ĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞďĂŶĚǁŝƚŚĂŚĞĂǀLJƐŽƵŶĚƐŝŵŝůĂƌƚŽZĂŐĞŐĂŝŶƐƚdŚĞDĂĐŚŝŶĞǁŝƚŚƚŚĞŇĂƌĞŽĨƚŚĞZĞĚŽƚŚŝůůŝWĞƉƉĞƌƐdŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞƐŝŶŐĞƌƐŚŽǁĞĚŶŽŵĞƌĐLJ ĂŶĚďĞůƚĞĚŽƵƚŚĞƌƉŽǁĞƌĨƵůǀŽŝĐĞĂŶĚŝŶƐŝŐŚƞƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐKǀĞƌĂůůĂŐŽŽĚŶŝŐŚƚǁĂƐŚĂĚďLJĂůůŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐƚŚĞĚŝƐƚƌĂĐƟŶŐĨŽŽƚďĂůůĨĂŶƐ
Gemma Boyle
dŚĞƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐŚĂƌĚͲƌŽĐŬďĂŶĚtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĐĂŵĞĂůůƚŚĞǁĂLJĨƌŽŵĚŽǁŶͲƵŶĚĞƌƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞ ĐŽůĚŽĨEŽƌǁŝĐŚĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌƵƐ Ă ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƚŚĂƚ ŵŽƐƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƩĞŶĚĞĚ ǁŝůů ŶŽƚ ĨŽƌŐĞƚ ŝŶĂ ŚƵƌƌLJ ŌĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁĂƌŵ ƵƉ ĂĐƚ ǁŚŽ ǁĞƌĞĐůĞĂƌůLJ Žī ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ ĞƐƵƐͿ ůĞŌ ƚŚĞ ƐƚĂŐĞtŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ĞŶƚĞƌĞĚ ƉƌŽďĂďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚĞƐƚĂƌĞŶĂƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞĞǀĞƌƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚŝŶĂŶĚƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶ ƚŽ gtĞĞĚƐ dŚĞ ůĞĂĚ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŶĚƌĞǁ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨĂĐĞ ŽŶ Śŝŵ ůŝŬĞ Ă ďůŝŶĚĐŽďďůĞƌƐ ƚŚƵŵď ƐĐƌĞĂŵĞĚ ŚŝƐ ǁĂLJ ŝŶƚŽ ƚŚĞŽƉĞŶŝŶŐ ƌŝī ƚŽ Dimension ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ŵƵĐŚĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƐĞůĨͲƟƚůĞĚĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
ĞƐƉŝƚĞ ƉĞƌƐŽŶĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŚĞ ŶĞǁůŝŶĞͲƵƉďĞŝŶŐƌĞůƵĐƚĂŶƚƚŽĞŵďƌĂĐĞƚŚĞŽůĚĞƌŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ƚŚŝƐǁĂƐ ƐŽŽŶƉƵƚ ƚŽďĞĚǁŚĞŶ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚĚĞůŝǀĞƌĞĚĂŶĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚďĂůĂŶĐĞŽĨŽůĚǁŝƚŚƚŚĞ ŶĞǁ ŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƐĞĐŽŶĚ ĂůďƵŵCosmic eggdŚĞŶĞǁŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůǁĞŶƚĚŽǁŶůŝŬĞĂŶĞǁďŽƌŶƚĂŬŝŶŐƚŽŝƚƐŵŽƚŚĞƌƐƚĞĂƚĨŽƌƚŚĞĮƌƐƚƟŵĞʹǁŝƚŚWhite featherƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐƚĂŶĚŝŶŐŽƵƚdŚĞĐƌŽǁĚǁĞƌĞĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJƌĞĐĞƉƟǀĞƚŽƚŚĞďĂŶĚĞƉŝƚŽŵŝƐĞĚďLJƚŚĞĚĞŶŝŵǁĞĂƌŝŶŐŽůĚĞƌŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶďƌĞĂŬŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŚŝƉƐŝŶƚŚĞŵŽƐŚƉŝƚʹƚĞƐƚĂŵĞŶƚƚŽƚŚĞƋƵĂůŝƚLJŽĨƉƐLJĐŚĞĚĞůŝĐƌŽĐŬƚŚŝƐŐĞŶĞƌĂƟŽŶǁĞƌĞƐƉŽŝůƚŽŶdŚĞďĂŶĚĚƵůLJ
ĮŶŝƐŚĞĚŽŶĂŶĞŶĐŽƌĞǁŝƚŚ Joker and the Thief ƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐŽīƚŚĞŐŝŐǁŝƚŚĂƉůŽŵď
^ƉĞĂŬŝŶŐ ƚŽ ^ƚŽĐŬĚĂůĞ ƉŽƐƚͲŐŝŐ dŚĞǀĞŶƚĂƐƐƵƌĞĚŚŝŵƚŚĂƚƚŚĞďĂŶĚƐŶĞdžƚŐŝŐ ŝŶƌƵƐƐĞůƐ ǁŽƵůĚ ďĞ ŶŽƚŚŝŶŐ ŽŶ EŽƌǁŝĐŚ ďƵƚŚĂĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂŽĨĞdžĐĞůůĞŶƚŐƌĞĞŶǀĞŐĞƚĂďůĞƐůů ŝŶ Ăůů Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ďĂŶĚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐŚĂƌŝƐŵĂƟĐƚŽƉ ďůŽŬĞ ŽĨ Ă ĨƌŽŶƚŵĂŶ ǁŚŽ ďůĞǁ ŵĂŶLJĂǁĂLJ ǁŝƚŚ ĞŶĞƌŐĞƟĐ ƌŝīƐ ĂŶĚ Ă ĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐ ůŝǀĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ƉƌŽǀŝŶŐ tŽůĨŵŽƚŚĞƌ ƚŽ ďĞ ƚŚĞďĂŶĚƚŽďĞĂƚŝŶƚŚĞŐĞŶƌĞ
Paddy Millar amp Sam Dargue
ĂŵŝĞdǁĂƐŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůůLJƐƵƉƉŽƐĞĚƚŽďĞƉůĂLJŝŶŐh ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϳƚŚ KĐƚŽďĞƌ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ ďƵƚ ǁĂƐƐƚƌƵĐŬ ĚŽǁŶ ďLJ ŝůůŶĞƐƐ ^Ž ǁŚĞŶ ŚŝƐ ďĞůĂƚĞĚĂƉƉĞĂƌĂŶĐĞ ĚŝĚ ĮŶĂůůLJ ŽĐĐƵƌ ƚŚĞ gtŽŶĚŽŶĞƌƐĞĞŵĞĚĚĞƚĞƌŵŝŶĞĚƚŽŵĂŬĞƵƉĨŽƌůŽƐƚƟŵĞ ďĞůƟŶŐ ƐĞƚ ĨƵůů ŽĨ ƐŚŽƵƚͲĂůŽŶŐ ĐŚŽƌƵƐĞƐďŽŝƐƚĞƌŽƵƐ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ ĂŶĚ ŐůŽƌŝŽƵƐůLJ ĂŐŐƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƐƚĂŐĞŵĂŶƐŚŝƉ ĐƌĞĂƚĞĚ Ă ĨĞǀĞƌŝƐŚ ĂƚŵŽƐƉŚĞƌĞĂŵŽŶŐƐƚ ƚŚĞ ƌŽŵƉŝŶŐ ĚĂŶĐŝŶŐ ƐŝŶŐŝŶŐƌĞǀĞůůĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ƚƌĞŬŬĞĚ ŽƵƚ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ gtZ ŽŶ ĂĚƌĞĂƌLJ^ƵŶĚĂLJŶŝŐŚƚ
ĐĂǀĂůĐĂĚĞŽĨƐŽŶŐƐŽīƚŚĞ ůĂƚĞƐƚĂůďƵŵKings amp Queens ŬŝĐŬĞĚ Žī ƚŚĞ ƐŚŽǁ dŚĞ
ŶŽƌŵĂůůLJŵĞůůŽǁ368ŵŽƌƉŚĞĚŝŶƚŽĂƌĂƵĐŽƵƐďĞůůŽǁĞĚ ĂŶƚŚĞŵ ĂůŽŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐŽůŝĚ ƐŚŽǁŝŶŐƐĨŽƌ Spiderrsquos WebƌŝƟƐŚ ŶƚĞůůŝŐĞŶĐĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƐŝŶŐůĞThe Manrsquos Machine ƚŽǁĂƌŵƚŚĞĐƌŽǁĚdŚĞƐĞǁĞƌĞƐƉůŝĐĞĚǁŝƚŚŽůĚĨĂǀŽƵƌŝƚĞƐƐƵĐŚĂƐĨYou Got The Money ŝŶǁŚŝĐŚƚŚĞϮϰLJĞĂƌ ŽůĚ ƌŽĐŬĞĚ ďĂĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨŽƌƚŚ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ĞĚŐĞŽĨƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƉƌĞĐŝƉŝĐĞͲůŝŬĞƚŽƚŚĞĂĚŽƌĂƟŽŶŽĨƚŚĞďĂLJŝŶŐƉƵďůŝĐǀĞŶNorthern LineĂďŽŶƵƐƚƌĂĐŬ ĨƌŽŵ WĂŶŝĐ WƌĞǀĞŶƟŽŶ ĂŵŝĞ dƐ ĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵǁĂƐ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚǁŝƚŚ ĂƐŵƵĐŚ ĞŶĞƌŐLJĂŶĚƚŽĂƐũŽLJŽƵƐĂŶĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞƌĞĂĐƟŽŶĂƐŵŽƐƚďĂŶĚƐǁŽƵůĚĞdžƉĞĐƚĨƌŽŵĂŚŝƚƐŝŶŐůĞ
dŚĞ ĞŶĐŽƌĞ ďĞŐĂŶǁŝƚŚ ĂŵĞůůŽǁ ƵŬƵůĞůĞŝŵďƵĞĚ ǀĞƌƐŝŽŶ ŽĨ ŵŝůLJƐ ĞĂƌƚ ǁŚŝĐŚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞ ŝƚƐ ĚŽǁŶďĞĂƚ ƚŽŶĞ ŽŶůLJ ŚĞůƉĞĚƉƌĞƉĂƌĞƚŚĞƐƉĞĐƚĂƚŽƌƐĨŽƌĂŇƵƌƌLJŽĨ ůŝǀĞǁŝƌĞŚŝƚƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĐĂŵĞ ƚŚŝĐŬ ĂŶĚ ĨĂƐƚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ůĂƐƚ ĚĂLJƐŽĨZŽŵĞĮŶĂůĞĐƵůŵŝŶĂƟŶŐǁŝƚŚĂǀŝŽůĞŶƚLJĞƚŵĞĂƐƵƌĞĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ ^ƟĐŬƐ E ^ƚŽŶĞƐdŚĞƐĞƚŚĂĚĂďŽƵƚĂƐŵƵĐŚŐƌĂĐĞĂŶĚƉŽŝƐĞĂƐŚĞĂĚͲďƵƫŶŐĂƐƟĐŬŽĨĚLJŶĂŵŝƚĞďƵƚĂŵŝĞdƐůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĚĞdžƚĞƌŝƚLJ ĂŶĚ LJŽƵƚŚĨƵů ĞdžƵďĞƌĂŶĐĞƐĞƚƚŚĞϭϱϬϬƐƚƌŽŶŐĐƌŽǁĚĂďůĂnjĞŶŽŶĞƚŚĞůĞƐƐ
Michael Bond
dŚĞ ϮϬϭϬ ůŝŶĞƵƉ ĨŽƌ dĞĞŶĂŐĞ ĂŶĐĞƌdƌƵƐƚ Ɛ ĂŶŶƵĂů ĐŽŶĐĞƌƚƐ ŚĂǀĞ ďĞĞŶĂŶŶŽƵŶĐĞĚĞƉĞĐŚĞDŽĚĞdŚĞŵƌŽŽŬĞĚsƵůƚƵƌĞƐ ^ƵĞĚĞ EŽĞů ĂůůĂŐŚĞƌ ƌĐƟĐDŽŶŬĞLJƐ gt^ dŚĞ ^ƉĞĐŝĂůƐ ƚŚĞ tŚŽ ĂŶĚĐŽŵĞĚŝĂŶƐ ŝŵŵLJ Ăƌƌ ĂŶĚ EŽĞů ampŝĞůĚŝŶŐǁŝůů ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ZŽLJĂů ůďĞƌƚ Ăůů ĨƌŽŵϮϮͲϯϬ DĂƌĐŚ ƚŽ ƌĂŝƐĞ ŵŽŶĞLJ ĨŽƌ LJŽƵŶŐ
ĐĂŶĐĞƌƐƵīĞƌĞƌƐ
ŽǁŶůŽĂĚ ampĞƐƟǀĂů ŽƌŐĂŶŝƐĞƌƐ ŚĂǀĞĨŽůůŽǁĞĚƚŚĞĞdžĂŵƉůĞŽĨZĞĂĚŝŶŐΘgtĞĞĚƐďLJĂŶŶŽƵŶĐŝŶŐĂďĂŶŽĨůĂƌŐĞŇĂŐƐŝŶƚŚĞŵĂŝŶĂƌĞŶĂ ůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJ ĂƌĞ ŶŽǁ ĂƉƉĞĂůŝŶŐ ƚŽĨĂŶƐƚŽĚĞĐŝĚĞǁŚĞƚŚĞƌƚŚĞLJƐŚŽƵůĚĚŽƚŚĞƐĂŵĞϭϮϱϬϬƉĞŽƉůĞŚĂǀĞĂůƌĞĂĚLJĐĂƐƚƚŚĞŝƌǀŽƚĞ ǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ϱϬϱϬ ƐƉůŝƚ ĨŽƌ ĂŶĚĂŐĂŝŶƐƚ dŽ ǀŽƚĞ ǀŝƐŝƚ ŐůĂƐƚŽŶďƵƌLJĨĞƐƟǀĂůƐ
ĐŽƵŬ
ampĂůů KƵƚ ŽLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĨĂůůĞŶ ŽƵƚ ůƚŚŽƵŐŚƌƵŵŽƵƌƐĂďŽƵŶĚĂďŽƵƚĂŚŝĂƚƵƐŽƌĞǀĞŶĂĨƵůůͲŽŶ ďƌĞĂŬƵƉ WĞƚĞtĞŶƚnj ŚĂƐ ƚŽůĚDdsEĞǁƐƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJƌĞ ŽŶĂďƌĞĂŬ ƚŚĂƚĚŽĞƐŶƚŚĂǀĞĂĚĞĮŶŝƚĞĞŶĚŝŶŐ ŽŝŶŝŶŐĂŶĞǁƚĞƌŵĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƚĂƚĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂŶĚtĞŶƚnjŝŶƐŝƐƚƐƚŚĂƚƚŚĞLJƌĞ ĚĞĐŽŵƉƌĞƐƐŝŶŐ ǁŚŝĐŚƉƌĞƐƵŵĂďůLJŵĞĂŶƐƚŚĂƚĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐĞĂƚƚƚŚĞLJǀĞďĞĞŶ
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DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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competitions24 09feb10issue239
concretecompetitionsueaacuk
ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
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dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
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ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
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COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
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concretemusicueaacuk
DĂƌŬ ǀĞƌĞƩ ĐĂŶ ǁƌŝƚĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ĂůďƵŵƐĞ Ɛ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĨŽƵƌ ĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ĮǀĞͿ ƵƚƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚ ƚŽ ƐŽŵĞƟŵĞ ĂƌŽƵŶĚƚŚĞ ĞŶĚ ŽĨ ϮϬϬϭ ampŽůůŽǁŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ĞĚŐLJSouljacker Ă ŇĂǁĞĚ ďƵƚ ĐŽŵƉĞůůŝŶŐ ǁŽƌŬ ĨŽƌŐŽƚ ŚŽǁ ƚŽ ďĞ ŐƌĞĂƚ ŝƐ ŶĞdžƚ ĂůďƵŵShootenanny ŚĂĚĂďƌĂĐĞŽĨ ŐŽŽĚ ƚƌĂĐŬƐďƵƚǁĂƐ ŵŝƌĞĚ ďLJ ůĂĐŬůƵƐƚƌĞ ƚƵŶĞƐ ƌƵŶͲŽĨͲƚŚĞͲŵŝůůƐƋƵĞĂŬLJĐůĞĂŶƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶĂŶĚƐŽŵĞƚƌƵůLJĚƌĞĂĚĨƵů ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ďĞĞŶ ƚŚĞ ŽƌĚĞƌ ŽĨƚŚĞĚĂLJĞǀĞƌƐŝŶĐĞϮϬϬϱ ƐŵĂŐŶŝĮĐĞŶƚBlinking gtŝŐŚƚƐĂŶĚKƚŚĞƌZĞǀĞůĂƟŽŶƐŵĂLJƌĂŶŬĂŵŽŶŐŚŝƐ ďĞƐƚ ǁŽƌŬ ďƵƚ ŝƚ ǁĂƐ ŵŽƐƚůLJ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ĂŶĚƌĞĐŽƌĚĞĚƚŚƌŽƵŐŚŽƵƚƚŚĞĚĞĐĂĚĞůĞĂĚŝŶŐƵƉƚŽŝƚƐƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂŶĚůĂƐƚLJĞĂƌ ƐEl Hombre Lobo ǁĂƐ
ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌǁĞĂƌLJƐŚƌƵŐdŚĞƌĞ Ɛ Ă ďƌŝĞĨ ŚĞĂƌƚͲƐƚŽƉƉŝŶŐ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ
ǁŚĞƌĞ End Times ĨĞĞůƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂďŽƵƚ ƚŽ ďĞƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƐƉĞĐŝĂů Ă ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ KƉĞŶŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬ The BeginningƌĞĐĂůůƐƌƵĐĞ^ƉƌŝŶŐƐƚĞĞŶ ƐƐĞŵŝŶĂů gtW Nebraska dŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐGone ManǁŚŝĐŚ ŝƐ ĞůƐ ĮƌƐƚ ƐƵĐĐĞƐƐĨƵů ƌŽĐŬ ŶƵŵďĞƌ ŝŶLJĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ In My Younger Days Ă ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJŵŽǀŝŶŐ ůĂŵĞŶƚ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐ ƚŚĂƚ ŵĂŶLJ ĨĂŶƐƚŚŽƵŐŚƚǁŽƵůĚŶĞǀĞƌƉĞŶĂŐĂŝŶ ŝƚ Ɛ ĂůƐŽŚŝƐŵŽƐƚ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ƐŽŶŐ ƐŝŶĐĞ Lights Ƶƚ ƚŚĞŶ ĐŽŵĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŵĞĚŝŽĐƌĞ Mansions of San Feliz ĂŶĚ A Line in the Dirt Ă ŚŝĚĞŽƵƐĚŝƌŐĞǁŚŽƐĞƉƌĞƩLJĐŚŽƌƵƐĚŽĞƐŶƚĞǀĞŶĐŽŵĞĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ ƌĞĚĞĞŵŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚŝŶŐ ŵƵƐŝĐĂůďĞŝŐĞampƌŽŵƚŚŝƐƉŽŝŶƚŽŶŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐĂƌĞƐƉĂƌƐĞƚŚĞ ƟƚůĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ŝƐ ŶŝĐĞ ĞŶŽƵŐŚ ŝƚƐ ŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚĂƉƉƌŽĂĐŚĞǀŽŬŝŶŐƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞďĂůůĂĚƐĨƌŽŵ ƐŵŝĚϵϬ ƐƉĞĂŬĂŶĚParadise BluesŝƐƚŚĞĐůŽƐĞƐƚEnd Times ĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƐŚŽǁŝŶŐŽī ƐƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬĚĂƌŬ ŚƵŵŽƵƌ Ƶƚ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƉƌĞĐŝŽƵƐ ůŝƩůĞ ĞůƐĞƚŽ ƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚ ĂŶĚďLJ ƚŚĞƟŵĞĂůďƵŵĐůŽƐĞƌOn My Feet ƉŽƐƐŝďůLJ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ƚĞĚŝŽƵƐ ƚŚŝŶŐŚĞ Ɛ ĞǀĞƌǁƌŝƩĞŶͿ ƐŚƵĚĚĞƌƐ ƚŽ Ă ŚĂůƚ ĂŌĞƌ ƐŝdžŵŝŶƵƚĞƐLJŽƵůůďĞǁŽŶĚĞƌŝŶŐǁŚĂƚŚĂƉƉĞŶĞĚƚŽƚŚĞŵĂŶǁŚŽǁƌŽƚĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĨĞǁǁŽƌƚŚǁŚŝůĞĚŽƵďůĞĂůďƵŵƐŝŶĞdžŝƐƚĞŶĐĞ
Duncan Vicat-Brown
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ƐŵĂŶLJŶĞǁ ŚŝƉďĂŶĚƐ ŝŶ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĐŝƌĐƵŝƚĂƌĞĞdžƉĞƌŝŵĞŶƟŶŐǁŝƚŚƐLJŶƚŚĞƐŝnjĞƌƐƐĂŵƉůĞƐĂŶĚ ϰϰͲŬŝĐŬ ƉĞƌĐƵƐƐŝǀĞ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂŝŵŝŶŐ ƚŽĞŵƵůĂƚĞŐƌŽƵƉƐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŐůŽƌLJĚĂLJƐŽĨĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉ ŝƚ ŝƐƟŵĞĨŽƌƚŚĞǀĞƚĞƌĂŶƐƚŽƌĞƚƵƌŶďƵƚŽƚ ŚŝƉ ĂƌĞ ďLJ ŶŽ ŵĞĂŶƐ ŽƵƚ ŽĨ ĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ŐŝǀĞƐĞǀĞƌLJŶĞǁĂůƚĞƌŶĂƟǀĞƉŽƉƌĞůĞĂƐĞĂƌƵŶĨŽƌŝƚƐŵŽŶĞLJ
ƐǁŝƚŚŵĂŶLJ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ One Life Stand ďĞŝŶŐ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨŽƵƌƚŚ ĨƵůů ƌĞůĞĂƐĞͿ ƚŚĞĂůďƵŵ ŝƐ ĚŝƐƟŶĐƚůLJ ƐƉůŝƚ ŝŶ ƚǁŽ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ĞŝƚŚĞƌĨĂůůŝŶŐƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞĐĂƚĞŐŽƌLJŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚƌĂĚĞŵĂƌŬŵĂƐƐŝǀĞ ŇŽŽƌ ĮůůŝŶŐ ŚŝƚƐ Žƌ ŵŽƌĞ ŝŶƟŵĂƚĞĐĂƌĞĨƵůůLJĐƌĂŌĞĚďĂůůĂĚƐhŶůŝŬĞŽƚŚĞƌƌĞĐŽƌĚƐ
ƚŚĂƚ ŚĂǀĞ ĂƩĞŵƉƚĞĚ ƚŚŝƐ ĚŝĐŚŽƚŽŵLJ ďĂĚŵĞŵŽƌŝĞƐ ŽĨ ampŽŽ ampŝŐŚƚĞƌƐ In Your Honour ĐŽŵĞ ƚŽ ŵŝŶĚͿ Žƚ ŚŝƉ ƐƵĐĐĞĞĚ ŝŶ ďŽƚŚǀĞŶƚƵƌĞƐ dŚĞ ĚĂŶĐĞ ƐŽŶŐƐ ĂƌĞ ĂƐ ďƌŝůůŝĂŶƚ ĂƐƚŚĞLJ ŚĂǀĞ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ďĞĞŶ ƉƵƌĞůLJ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞ ŽƚŚŝƉŚĂǀĞŶƚĐŚĂŶŐĞĚƚŚĞŝƌĨŽƌŵƵůĂƚŚĞLJƐƟůůƵƐĞ ƚŚĞŝƌ ďŝŐ ĚƌƵŵƐ ĂŶĚƉƵůƐŝŶŐ ďĞĂƚƐ ĂůŽŶŐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌ ŵLJƌŝĂĚ ŽĨ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ŚŽŽŬƐƚŽ ĐƌĞĂƚĞ Ă ƐŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƐ ŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJ ůŝŬĞĂďůĞEŽǁ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞLJ ĂƌĞ ĞdžƉĞƌŝĞŶĐĞĚ ǁƌŝƚĞƌƐ ĂŶĚƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŽƵŶĚ ŚĂƐ ŵĂƚƵƌĞĚ ĞǀĞŶĨƵƌƚŚĞƌĂŶĚŝƐŵŽƌĞĚĂŶĐĞĂďůĞƚŚĂŶĞǀĞƌ dŚĞŝƌďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨǁƌŝƟŶŐĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĐůĂƐƐŝĐĚŝƐĐŽƚƌĂĐŬThieves in the Night ƚŽ ƚŚĞƵƉůŝŌŝŶŐƉŽƉŽĨ I ampĞĞů ĞƩĞƌ ĂŶĚOne Life Stand ĂŶĚ ĞǀĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞŽůĚͲƐĐŚŽŽůďŝŐďĂƐƐŐĂƌĂŐĞƐƚLJůĞĚWe Have Love ũƵƐƚ ĚĂnjnjůĞƐ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ dŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂƌĞƐƟůů ĂƐ ŝĚŝŽƐLJŶĐƌĂƟĐ ĂƐ ĂůǁĂLJƐ ĂŶĚ ŝƚ ƚĂŬĞƐ ĂĨĞǁůŝƐƚĞŶƐƚŽƵŶĚĞƌƐƚĂŶĚƚŚĞŵĞĂŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƚŚĞĚĂŶĐĞƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐ ƚĂŬĞƐĐĞŶƚƌĞƐƚĂŐĞďƵƚƚŚĂƚŝƐǁŚĞƌĞƚŚĞƚĞŶĚĞƌďĂůůĂĚƐƚŚƌŝǀĞ
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ƐƟůů ŵƵƐŝĐĂůůLJ ĂĐĐŽŵƉůŝƐŚĞĚĐŽŵƉůĞdžŵƵůƟͲŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂůŚĂƌŵŽŶŝĞƐǁĂƐŚŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌ ŝŶBrothers ĂŶĚKeep QuietͿŝƚ ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ĂŶĚ ǀŽĐĂůƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƐĞ ŐĞŶƚůĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐƚŚĂƚƐŚŝŶĞƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂŶĚƉƌŽǀŝĚĞĂĮƫŶŐĐĂůŵŝŶŐũƵdžƚĂƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƚŽƌŽƵŶĚŽīĂǀĞƌLJǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚĂůďƵŵ
Alex Throssell
Dead Head Blues ƚŚĞ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐĞĐŽŶĚŽĸĐŝĂů gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚ ŚĂŵƉŝŽŶ ƌĞĐŽƌĚ ďĞŐŝŶƐƐůŽǁĂŶĚƐƉĂƌƐĞďƵŝůĚŝŶŐƐƚĞĂĚŝůLJŽǀĞƌƚǁŽͲĂŶĚͲĂͲŚĂůĨŵŝŶƵƚĞƐŽĨŝŶƟŵĂƚĞƉŝĂŶŽĂŶĚŚĞĂƌƚͲŽŶͲƐůĞĞǀĞǀŽĐĂůƐEŽƚŽŌĞŶĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĨŽƌŚŝƐůLJƌŝĐĂůƉƌŽǁĞƐƐ LJŶĞƐ ŐĞŶƵŝŶĞůLJ ƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞƐ ŚĞƌĞǁŝƚŚĂŶ ĞůŽƋƵĞŶƚ ĂŶĚ ĂīĞĐƟŶŐ ƚĂůĞ ŽĨ ŚĞĂƌƚďƌĞĂŬĂŶĚ ƌŽŵĂŶƟĐ ůŽŶŐŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ŚŽŽŬ ůŝŶĞ ŬŶŽǁLJŽƵƌĞ ŚĂƉƉLJ ŶĚ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ůŽǀĞůLJ ŝƐ ƌĞƉĞĂƚĞĚǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐ ĨƌĂŝůƚLJ ĂŶĚ ĞĂƌŶĞƐƚŶĞƐƐ dŚĞŶƐƵĚĚĞŶůLJ ǁĞ ƐŚŝŌ ŐĞĂƌƐ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ƚƌĂĐŬ ďƵƌƐƚƐŝŶƚŽ ĂŶ ĂŝƌͲƉƵŶĐŚŝŶŐ ĂƌĞŶĂ ƌŽĐŬ ďĂůůĂĚ ƚ ƐďƌĞĂƚŚͲƚĂŬŝŶŐĂůŵŽƐƚĐĞůĞƐƟĂů ƚƌĂŶƐĐĞŶĚĂŶƚʹŝƚ ƐƉƌĞƩLJĚĂŵŶƉŝŵƉ
hŶĨŽƌƚƵŶĂƚĞůLJ LJŶĞƐ ŚĂƐ KƌƐŽŶtĞůůĞƐͲĞĚ
ŝƚ ŶŽƚ ŽŶĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĨŽƵƌƚĞĞŶ ƚƌĂĐŬƐ ƚŚĂƚ ĨŽůůŽǁĞǀĞƌ ƌĞĂĐŚĞƐ ƚŚĞƐĞ ĚŝnjnjLJŝŶŐ ŚĞŝŐŚƚƐ dŚĞƌĞĂƌĞ ŚŽǁĞǀĞƌ ŽƚŚĞƌ ƐƚĂŶĚŽƵƚƐ ŝŶĐůƵĚŝŶŐǁĞƐƚĞƌŶ ŐƵŝƚĂƌ ĚŝƩLJ Sweetheart ĂŶĚ ďĂůůĂĚ ŽĨƐĞůĨͲƌĞĐƌŝŵŝŶĂƟŽŶ The Big Guns of HighsmithWĞƉƉĞƌĞĚ ǁŝƚŚ ŶĞŽĐůĂƐƐŝĐĂů ŝŶƚĞƌůƵĚĞƐ ĂŶĚŵŽƌĞ ŽĚĚ ůŝƩůĞ ŝŶƐƚƌƵŵĞŶƚĂů ŇĂŝƌƐ ƚŚĂŶ LJŽƵĐŽƵůĚƐŚĂŬĞĂƐĂĐŬŽĨĞĂƌƐĂƚŝƚ ƐĂŶĂĐŚŝĞǀĞŵĞŶƚʹďƵƚŝƚ ƐŶŽƚĂĐůĂƐƐŝĐ
LJŶĞƐ ĐŽŵƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐ ĂƌĞ ƐƟůů ŚĂŵƉĞƌĞĚďLJ ƵŶŝŵĂŐŝŶĂƟǀĞ ůLJƌŝĐƐ WƌĞǀŝŽƵƐ gtŝŐŚƚƐƉĞĞĚƚƌĂĐŬƐ ďŽĂƐƚĞĚ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞŝƌ ĨĂŝƌ ƐŚĂƌĞ ŽĨĐƌŝŶŐĞͲǁŽƌƚŚLJ ƚƵƌŶƐͲŽĨͲƉŚƌĂƐĞ ŵŽƐƚ ŝŶǀŽůǀŝŶŐďŽĚŝůLJĞdžƉƵůƐŝŽŶƐǁĂŬĞƵƉƐŵĞůůƚŚĞƐĞŵĞŶ ĂŶLJŽŶĞͿ LJƌŽŶ ŚĞ ĂŝŶƚ ĂŶĚ ǁŚŝůĞ Life is Sweet ŵĂŶĂŐĞƐ ƚŽ ĂǀŽŝĚ ƐƵĐŚ ůŝŶŐƵŝƐƟĐ ĨĂƵdžƉĂƐŵƵĐŚŽĨƚŚĞůLJƌŝĐĂůĐŽŶƚĞŶƚŝƐƐƟůůƐŝŵƉůŝƐƟĐĂŶĚ ŽďǀŝŽƵƐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƚŽ ƚŚĞ ŵŽƐƚ ďĂƐŝĐ ŽĨƌŚLJƚŚŵ ƐƚƌƵĐƚƵƌĞƐ ƚ Ɛ Ă ƌĞĂů ƐŚĂŵĞ ďĞĐĂƵƐĞƚŚĞŵƵƐŝĐĂůĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚƐĂƌĞƐŽǁĞůůĞdžĞĐƵƚĞĚƚŚĂƚ Life is Sweet ĐŽŵĞƐǁŝƚŚŝŶĂŚĂŝƌ ƐďƌĞĂĚƚŚŽĨƚƌƵĞŐƌĞĂƚŶĞƐƐ
LJŶĞƐĐĂŶƉƵƚŽƵƚĂƐŵĂŶLJƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵƐŚŽŵĞͲƌĞĐŽƌĚŝŶŐƐ ĐŽŵŝРŬƐ ĂŶĚ ƐƵƉƌŝƐŝŶŐĐŽůůĂďŽƌĂƟŽŶƐĂƐŚŝƐŚĞĂƌƚĚĞƐŝƌĞƐďƵƚƵŶƟůŚĞĮŶĚƐŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂŶŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐŝĚĞĂĂŶĚĂŶŽƌŝŐŝŶĂůǁĂLJŽĨƉƵƫŶŐŝƚĂůůŚŝƐĞīŽƌƚƐĂƌĞŐŽŝŶŐƚŽĨĂůůƐŚŽƌƚ
Tom McInnes
ZĂƌĞůLJ ŚĂƐ ƚŚĞ ƉŚƌĂƐĞ ƌĞƚƵƌŶ ƚŽ ĨŽƌŵ ďĞĞŶŵŽƌĞĂĐĐƵƌĂƚĞ ƚŚĂŶǁŝƚŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ůŽŶŐĂǁĂŝƚĞĚĮŌŚƐƚƵĚŝŽĂůďƵŵHeligolandtŝƚŚϭϮLJĞĂƌƐƐŝŶĐĞƚŚĞƌĞůĞĂƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌůĂƐƚƉŝǀŽƚĂůĂůďƵŵMezzanine ĂŶĚ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐ ƐŝŶĐĞ ƚŚĞ ĐƌƵƐŚŝŶŐůLJĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƟŶŐ 100th Windows ƚŚĞ ŽŶůLJ ƌĞĂůĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚŽĨƚŚĞŝƌŵŽƐƚƌĞĐĞŶƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐĞĞŵƐ ƚŽďĞ ƚŚĂƚ ŝƚ ƚŽŽŬ ƐŽ ůŽŶŐ ϳ LJĞĂƌƐŚĂǀĞďĞĞŶƐƉĞŶƚǁŝƐĞůLJďLJĚƵŽϯĂŶĚĂĚĚLJĂŶĚĚĞƐƉŝƚĞƚŚĞƌĂŝƐĞĚĞLJĞďƌŽǁƐĂŶĚƚƵƚƐƐƵĐŚĂďƵŝůĚͲƵƉŚĂƐƉƌŽĚƵĐĞĚ ƚŚĞŵŽƐƚ ƌĞŵĂƌŬĂďůĞƚŚŝŶŐĂďŽƵƚŝƚŝƐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝŶƐƚĂŶƚůLJďůŽǁƐĂǁĂLJƚŚĞĐŽďǁĞďƐ ƌĞƚƵƌŶŝŶŐ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĨŽƌŵŝĚĂďůĞ ĚŽƐĞ ŽĨƐŵŽŬLJ ƐƵďƚůĞƚLJĂŶĚĂŵďŝĞŶƚ ƐƵƐƉĞŶƐĞ ŝŶƉůĂĐĞŽĨƚŚĞƵƉͲƚĞŵƉŽĚĂŶĐĞͲƌĞŵŝdžďĂŝƚƚŚĞƐĐĞŶĞƐƚĞƌƐ
ƐŽůŽŶŐĞĚĨŽƌ tŝƚŚĂǁŚŽůĞŶĞǁůĞǀĞůŽĨ ŝŶŇƵĞŶĐĞĂŶĚĂƉůĞƚŚŽƌĂ ŽĨ ŐƵĞƐƚ ĂƌƟƐƚƐ Heligoland ŵĂLJ ďĞĐŽŶƐŝĚĞƌĞĚĂƐƚĞƉĂǁĂLJĨƌŽŵƚŚĞƚƌŝƉͲŚŽƉŐĞŶƌĞƐŽ ƉƌĞǀŝŽƵƐůLJ ĚĞĮŶĞĚ ϮϬ LJĞĂƌƐ ĂŐŽ tŚŝůƐƚĞĐŚŽŝŶŐZĂĚŝŽŚĞĂĚĂŶĚWŽƌƟƐŚĞĂĚĞƐƉĞĐŝĂůůLJŽŶƚŚĞĞĞƌŝĞSaturday Come Slow ƚŚĞLJŚĂǀĞŵŽƐƚĐĞƌƚĂŝŶůLJ ŶŽƚ ďĞĐŽŵĞ ĚĞƌŝǀĂƟǀĞ ƵƐƚ ůŝƐƚĞŶ ƚŽƚŚĞĚĞĞƉ ƌŚLJƚŚŵŝĐĚƌƵŵƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞŽĨPray For Rain ĂŶ ŝŵŵĞĚŝĂƚĞ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂůďƵŵ ƐŵŝŶŝŵĂůŝƐƚ ƉŽǁĞƌ ƚ Ɛ ĂŶ ŝŶƚĞƌĞƐƟŶŐ ŽƉĞŶĞƌ ŐŝǀĞŶ ŝƚƐ ƉƌĞƐĞŶĐĞ ŽŶ ůĂƐƚ LJĞĂƌ Ɛ ^ƉůŝƫŶŐ dŚĞAtom EPďƵƚŝƚƐƟŵĞůĞƐƐŶĞƐƐŝƐƵŶĚŝŵŝŶŝƐŚĞĚ Heligoland ĐŽƵůĚǁĞůů ďĞDĂƐƐŝǀĞƩĂĐŬ ƐŵŽƐƚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚ ĂůďƵŵ dŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ŶŽ ƐŽŶŐƐĂƐ ĚĂnjnjůŝŶŐůLJ ďůŝŶĚŝŶŐůLJ ƉĞƌĨĞĐƚ ĂƐ hŶĮŶŝƐŚĞĚSympathy Žƌ Teardrop Paradise Circus ĐŽŵĞƐĚĞƐƉĞƌĂƚĞůLJ ĐůŽƐĞͿ ďƵƚ ŶŽƌ ĂƌĞ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƐ ŵĂŶLJůĞƐƐĞƌƚƌĂĐŬƐŚŝĚŝŶŐŝŶƚŚĞŝƌƐŚĂĚŽǁƐdŚĞĨŽůŬƐLJ ŇŝŵƐLJPsycheŝƐĨŽƌŐĞƩĂďůĞďƵƚĞǀĞƌLJŽƚŚĞƌƐŽŶŐǁŽƌŬƐ ŝƚƐ ǁĂLJ ƐƚĞĂůƚŚŝůLJ ĂŶĚ ŝƌƌĞǀŽĐĂďůLJ ƵŶĚĞƌLJŽƵƌƐŬŝŶ^ŽǁŚŝůĞĂŶĂƌŵLJŽĨĚŝƐƉĂƌĂŐŝŶŐĨĂŶƐĂŶĚ ƐŶŝƉŝŶŐ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ ǁŝůů ĂƌŐƵĞ ƚŚĂƚ Heligoland ĚŽĞƐŶƚŵĂƚĐŚDĂƐƐŝǀĞ ƩĂĐŬ Ɛ ĞĂƌůLJ ƚƌŝƵŵƉŚƐŽƌ ďƌĞĂŬ ĂƐ ŵƵĐŚ ŶĞǁ ŐƌŽƵŶĚ ƚŚĞƌĞ ǁŝůů ďĞLJŽƵŶŐĞƌ ůŝƐƚĞŶĞƌƐ ǁŚŽ ŚĞĂƌ ŝƚ ĂƐ ƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĞŶƟƌĞůLJŶĞǁĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŐŶŝƐĞŝƚƐďĞŐƵŝůŝŶŐďĞĂƵƚLJ
Laura Riggs
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
(formerly Nexus) in a quest to become
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
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ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎŽŵĞĚLJ^ƚŽƌĞхampŽƌƵŵхϴƉŵхάϭϬϱϬ
THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
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EĂŵĞ ͲŵĂŝů
WIN LT1 FILM TICKETS
COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
ƚŽĚƌŽƉŽīĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĞŶƚƌŝĞƐŽƌƚŽƚĂůŬƚŽŽƵƌĞĚŝƚŽƌƐŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝŶĂŶLJŽĨŽƵƌƐĞĐƟŽŶƐ
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The Surrey lads are back
with Underdog ʹ ƚŚĞ ĮƌƐƚsingle from their second
album Hold Me Down
Despite being one of
the bands unfortunately
labelled as lsquoemorsquo You
Me At Six have enjoyed
successes such as Hold Me Down reaching number 5
in the UK Album Chart and
ƐƵƉƉŽƌƟŶŐWĂƌĂŵŽƌĞŽŶƚŚĞŝƌϮϬϬϵĂƌĞŶĂƚŽƵƌ ŽĂƌŐƵĂďůLJ ǁŝƚŚthe last few months on their side you would expect this single to
fully showcase their strengths
However Underdog just comes across as average The short
ĚƌƵŵĂŶĚŐƵŝƚĂƌŝŶƚƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŝƐƚŽĞͲƚĂƉƉŝŶŐůLJĐĂƚĐŚLJĂŶĚĂƉƉĞĂƌƐto be promising and although Josh Franceschi delivers his vocals
ŇĂǁůĞƐƐůLJ ƐŝŵŝůĂƌ ƐŽƵŶĚŝŶŐĂƚƟŵĞƐ ƚŽŽLJƐgtŝŬĞŝƌůƐDĂƌƟŶŽŚŶƐŽŶͿƚŚĞŵĞůŽĚŝĞƐĞdžƵĚĞĂƐĞŶƐĞŽĨĚĠũăͲǀƵ^ŝŵŝůĂƌůLJ ůLJƌŝĐƐsuch as ldquojust look at the mess you maderdquo donrsquot really bring the
ĚĞƐŝƌĞĚĞīĞĐƚƚŽĂƐŽŶŐĂƩĂĐŬŝŶŐĂŶĞdžʹƚŚĞǁŽƌĚƐĚŽŶƚƐĞĞŵscathing enough
ůƚŚŽƵŐŚ ĐĂƚĐŚLJ ĂŌĞƌ Ă ĨĞǁ ůŝƐƚĞŶƐ Underdog lacks the
energy and magic of their brilliant debut single Save It For The Bedroom
ĞƚŚtLJĂƩ
Marina and the Diamonds
ŚĂǀĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ďĞĞŶ ƟƉƉĞĚ ƚŽbe one of the most successful
ďƌĞĂŬƚŚƌŽƵŐŚĂƌƟƐƚƐŽĨϮϬϭϬand as their latest single is
ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚƚŚĞĂŶƟĐŝƉĂƟŽŶƚŚĂƚƐƵƌƌŽƵŶĚƐ ƚŚĞ ŚĂůĨͲtĞůƐŚŚĂůĨͲƌĞĞŬ ƐŝŶŐĞƌ ŝƐ ƉĞƌŚĂƉƐnot surprising Following
Ă ŇƵƩĞƌ ŽĨ ŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞbuzz singles it seems that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐDĂƌŝŶĂ ƐĨĂŵŝůLJŶĂŵĞĂŶĚďĂŶĚͲƟƚůĞŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶͿŚĂƐŵŽƵŶƚĞĚŚĞƌĮƌƐƚƌĞĂůĂƐƐĂƵůƚƵƉŽŶƚŚĞĐŚĂƌƚƐ
tŝƚŚHollywoodDĂƌŝŶĂĂŶĚƚŚĞĨŽƵƌͲƉŝĞĐĞƚŚĂƚƐƵƉƉŽƌƚŚĞƌhave created an upbeat and catchy record that it is unlikely to fade
ĨƌŽŵŽƵƌ ƌĂĚŝŽ ƐƚĂƟŽŶƐ ƚŚŝƐ ƐŝĚĞŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ dŚŝƐ ŝŶƚƌŝŐƵŝŶŐĂŶĚ ŵĞŵŽƌĂďůĞ ƌĞŇĞĐƟŽŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ŵĞƐƐ ƚŚĂƚ Ɛ ŵĞƌŝĐĂ ŚĂƐĐĂƉƚƵƌĞĚƚŚĞĂƩĞŶƟŽŶŽĨďƌŽĂĚĐĂƐƟŶŐŐŝĂŶƚƐǁŚŝůƐƚŵĂŶĂŐŝŶŐƚŽremain grounded within the bandrsquos original sound Refreshingly
ŝŶŶŽǀĂƟǀĞ LJĞƚ ŽǀĞƌŇŽǁŝŶŐǁŝƚŚ ĂŶ ĞŝŐŚƟĞƐ ƐƉĂƌŬůĞHollywood
ũƵƐƚŵĂLJďĞƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉƌĞƐƐŝǀĞƌĞĐŽƌĚƚŽƐƵƌĨĂĐĞĨƌŽŵƚŚĞĨĞŵĂůĞͲĨƌŽŶƚĞĚ ĂƌƚͲƉŽƉ ƐĐĞŶĞ ŝŶ ƌĞĐĞŶƚ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ dŚŽƵŐŚ ĐŽŶƐŝƐƚĞŶƚůLJcompared to Florence and the Machine all the signs indicate that
ŝĂŵĂŶĚŝƐǁŝůůƐƵƌƉĂƐƐŚĞƌƌŝǀĂůƐǁŝƚŚĞĂƐĞŶĞdžĐŝƟŶŐƉŽƉƌĞĐŽƌĚHollywood is sure to propel Diamandis and her band towards the
success that they deserve
tŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞƚŚŝƌĚ ƐŝŶŐůĞ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ gt^lads One Shot shows that
the group have proved
themselves to be more
than just reality show
ƌƵŶŶĞƌͲƵƉƐ^ƚĂƌƟŶŐŽīƋƵŝƚĞƐůŽǁůLJ
ĂŶĚĂĐŽƵƐƟĐĂůůLJƚŚĞǀĞƌƐĞƐŬĞĞƉ ƚŚĞ ďŽLJͲďĂŶĚ ƐƚLJůĞThe chorus however is set
ƵƉŽŶĂĚĂŶĐĞďĂĐŬŝŶŐƚƌĂĐŬŐŝǀŝŶŐƚŚĞďŽLJƐĂƐůŝŐŚƚůLJĚŝīĞƌĞŶƚsound to their previous two singles Nevertheless because of
this the chorus and the verses do not seem to gel as well as
they should
One Shot ƐŽƵŶĚƐ ůŝŬĞ ŝƚ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ůŝŌĞĚ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐĞŶƚĂĐŬƐƚƌĞĞƚŽLJƐĂůďƵŵĂƐĚŽĞƐŵŽƐƚŽĨƚŚĞgt^ƐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůͿĂŶĚĂůƚŚŽƵŐŚŝƚŝƐĂŐŽŽĚƉŽƉƐŽŶŐLJŽƵĂƌĞůĞŌǁŝƚŚƚŚĞĨĞĞůŝŶŐƚŚĂƚŝƚŝƐŵƵĐŚŵŽƌĞgtŽƵŝƐtĂůƐŚƚŚĂŶgt^ʹĚŽŶƚďĞƐƵƌƉƌŝƐĞĚŝĨLJŽƵŚĞĂƌ ƚŚĞ ŝŶƐƉŝƌĂƟŽŶĂů ĐŚŽƌƵƐ ůLJƌŝĐƐ ŽŶ ĂŶy ampĂĐƚŽƌŵŽŶƚĂŐĞnext year
Although not as catchy as Beat Again or Everybody in Love
gt^ƐƌĞĐĞŶƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞŝƐƐƟůůƋƵŝƚĞŐŽŽĚĂŶĚǁŝůůŵŽƌĞƚŚĂŶůŝŬĞůLJĐŚĂƌƚǁĞůůĞĮŶŝƚĞůLJĞdžƉĞĐƚƚŽŚĞĂƌƚŚŝƐŽŶĞŝŶDĞƌĐLJ
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DĞĚŝĂďŽǁů ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ĂŶŶƵĂů ďĂƩůĞ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ
Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
(formerly Nexus) in a quest to become
UEArsquos champion media society
The winner is decided over three events
the quiz the football patch and a heroic
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Livewire TelevisiondŚĞƐĞ ŐƌŽƵƉƐǁŝůů ƵƉĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚ ĐŽŶĮƌŵ
ƟŵĞƐĂŶĚǀĞŶƵĞƐŝŶƚŚĞŶĞdžƚĐŽƵƉůĞŽĨ
KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
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Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
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ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
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ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
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DĞĚŝĂďŽǁů ŝƐ ƚŚĞ ĂŶŶƵĂů ďĂƩůĞ ďĞƚǁĞĞŶ
Concrete Livewire and Livewire TV
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UEArsquos champion media society
The winner is decided over three events
the quiz the football patch and a heroic
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Livewire TelevisiondŚĞƐĞ ŐƌŽƵƉƐǁŝůů ƵƉĚĂƚĞ ĂŶĚ ĐŽŶĮƌŵ
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are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
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THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
ampŽƌĂůŝƐƚŽĨƐƚŽĐŬŝƐƚƐĂŶĚŵŽƌĞŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǁĞďƐŝƚĞǁǁǁĐŽƩŽŶƐĐŽŵĂƵ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
ŽƵƌƚĞƐLJŽĨƚŚĞhŶŝŽŶǁĞŚĂǀĞƚǁŽƉĂŝƌƐŽĨĮůŵƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJdŚŝƐŝƐĂŐƌĞĂƚĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽǁĂƚĐŚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŚĂǀŝŶŐƚŽůĞĂǀĞĐĂŵƉƵƐĂůůĨŽƌĨƌĞĞ
ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŐƌĞĂƚƉƌŝnjĞũƵƐƚďƌŝŶŐLJŽƵƌĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚŽƌƐƵĚŽŬƵƚŽƚŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞďLJϭϵϮϭϬKŶĞƉĂŝƌǁŝůůďĞĂǁĂƌĚĞĚĨŽƌƚŚĞĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚĂŶĚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƵĚŽŬƵƐŽĚŽďŽƚŚŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚĚŽƵďůĞƚŚĞĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ
EĂŵĞ ͲŵĂŝů
WIN LT1 FILM TICKETS
COME AND FIND USdŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞŝƐŽŶƚŚĞƚŽƉŇŽŽƌof Union House and signposted from
the top of the stairs Come and see us
ƚŽĚƌŽƉŽīĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶĞŶƚƌŝĞƐŽƌƚŽƚĂůŬƚŽŽƵƌĞĚŝƚŽƌƐŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚƚŽŐĞƚŝŶǀŽůǀĞĚŝŶĂŶLJŽĨŽƵƌƐĞĐƟŽŶƐ
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KǀĞƌƚŚĞůĂƐƚĮŌLJLJĞĂƌƐdŽŵ ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚŚĂƐĮƌŵůLJĞƐƚĂďůŝƐŚĞĚŚŝŵƐĞůĨĂƐŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞŵŽƐƚŝŵƉŽƌƚĂŶƚĂŶĚ ŝŶŇƵĞŶƟĂů ƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚƐ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƚǁĞŶƟĞƚŚĐĞŶƚƵƌLJ ŚĂǀŝŶŐ ǁƌŝƩĞŶ ƐƵĐŚ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚ ƉůĂLJƐas Arcadia ĂŶĚ Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
are DeadĂƐǁĞůůĂƐĐŽͲǁƌŝƟŶŐƚŚĞƐĐƌĞĞŶƉůĂLJƐĨŽƌĮůŵƐƐƵĐŚĂƐBrazilĂŶĚShakespeare in Love ampƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚƚŽƚŚĞϭϮƚŚampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ h ƐŽǁŶDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌdŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJǁŝůůďĞƐƚĂŐŝŶŐŽŶĞŽĨ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƐďĞƐƚͲůŽǀĞĚĂŶĚĨƵŶŶŝĞƐƚƉůĂLJƐThe
Real Inspector Hound ampŝƌƐƚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ŝŶ ϭϵϲϴ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĐĂƐƚ ƚŚĂƚ
ŝŶĐůƵĚĞĚƚŚĞůŝŬĞƐŽĨZŝĐŚĂƌĚƌŝĞƌƐĂŶĚZŽŶŶŝĞĂƌŬĞƌ ƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ŝƐ ƚŽĚĂLJ ĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĂƐ Ă ƚŽƵƌͲĚĞͲĨŽƌĐĞƚŚĂƚŽƉĞƌĂƚĞƐŽŶŵƵůƟƉůĞĐŽŵŝĐůĞǀĞůƐĨƌŽŵ ƐĂƟƌĞ ĂŶĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ƚŽ ĂďƐƵƌĚŝƐƚ ĨĂƌĐĞŶ The Real Inspector Hound ^ƚŽƉƉĂƌĚ ƉůĂLJƐǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌŝĐĂů ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐ ƚŽƐƵĐŚĂĐŽŵƉůĞdžĚĞŐƌĞĞ ƚŚĂƚ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ĚĞĮĞƐ ƐƵŵŵĂƌLJ ďƵƚŽŶĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJĚŽŽŶĞ ƐďĞƐƚ
ƐƐĞŶƟĂůůLJ ŝƚ ĨŽůůŽǁƐ ƚŚĞ ĮŐƵƌĞƐ ŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐƌŝƟĐƐ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ǁĂƚĐŚŝŶŐ Ă ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ ŽĨ
Ă ǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚͲƐƚLJůĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŝƚƐĞůĨ ĂĐůĞǀĞƌůLJ ŽďƐĞƌǀĞĚ ƉĂƌŽĚLJ ŽĨ ŐĂƚŚĂ ŚƌŝƐƟĞ ƐƌĞŶŽǁŶĞĚ ƉůĂLJ The Mousetrap Ɛ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŐŽĞƐ ŽŶ ŝƚ ƐĂƟƌŝƐĞƐ ŶŽƚ ŽŶůLJ ƚŚĞ ĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŵƵƌĚĞƌ ŵLJƐƚĞƌLJ ŐĞŶƌĞ ďƵƚ ĂůƐŽ ƚŚĞĐŽŶǀĞŶƟŽŶƐŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĂƐĂǁŚŽůĞƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƚŚŽƐĞ ĐŽŶĐĞƌŶŝŶŐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽůĞ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŝŶƌĞůĂƟŽŶƚŽƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨƚŚĞƉůĂLJ
Ɛ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ĚĞǀĞůŽƉ DŽŽŶ ĂŶĚ ŝƌĚƚďĞĐŽŵĞ ĞŶƚĂŶŐůĞĚ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ĂĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ƉůĂLJŝƚƐĞůĨ ĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶƉŽƐŝƟŽŶƐĂƐĐƌŝƟĐƐĂŶĚĂƵĚŝĞŶĐĞ ŵĞŵďĞƌƐ ƵƐƵƌƉĞĚ ďLJ ĐŚĂƌĂĐƚĞƌƐ ŝŶƚŚĞƉůĂLJ ǁŚŝůĞƐŝŵƵůƚĂŶĞŽƵƐůLJĮŶĚŝŶŐƚŚĞŝƌŽǁŶůŝǀĞƐďŝnjĂƌƌĞůLJĞĐŚŽĞĚĂŶĚƌĞĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚŝŶƚŚĞĮĐƟŽŶĂůǁŽƌůĚŽĨ ƚŚĞǁŚŽĚƵŶŝƚ ƚŵĂLJ ƐŽƵŶĚĐŽŵƉůŝĐĂƚĞĚ ŶĂLJ ĂůŵŽƐƚ ŝŵƉĞŶĞƚƌĂďůĞ ǁŚĞŶƌĞŶĚĞƌĞĚƐŽƐŝŵƉůLJ ďƵƚǁŚĂƚThe Real Inspector
HoundƌĞĂůůLJŝƐĂŚŝůĂƌŝŽƵƐǁŚŝƌůǁŝŶĚŽĨǁŝƫůLJĐŽŶƐƚƌƵĐƚĞĚĐŽŵŝĐƐŝƚƵĂƟŽŶƐĂŶĚŽďƐĞƌǀĂƟŽŶƐĨƌŽŵƌŝƚĂŝŶ ƐůĞĂĚŝŶŐĐŽŶƚĞŵƉŽƌĂƌLJƉůĂLJǁƌŝŐŚƚ
dŚĞ hͲĨŽƵŶĚĞĚ DŝŶŽƚĂƵƌ dŚĞĂƚƌĞŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŵĞĂŶǁŚŝůĞ ŚĂƐ ĐĞŵĞŶƚĞĚ ŝƚƐƉŽƐŝƟŽŶ ĂƐ ĨĂƌ ŵŽƌĞ ƚŚĂŶ ũƵƐƚ ĂŶ ĂŵĂƚĞƵƌƐƚƵĚĞŶƚ ƚŚĞĂƚƌĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ Ͳ ŝƚ ƌĞŐƵůĂƌůLJ ƚƵƌŶƐŽƵƚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐŽĨĂƐůŝĐŬŶĞƐƐĂŶĚƋƵĂůŝƚLJƚŚĂƚĞǀĞŶƉƌŽĨĞƐƐŝŽŶĂůƚŚĞĂƚƌĞĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐǁŽƵůĚďĞũĞĂůŽƵƐŽĨ KŶůLJůĂƐƚƚĞƌŵƚŚĞLJƐƚĂŐĞĚĂŚŝŐŚůLJĂĐĐůĂŝŵĞĚƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶŽĨŝŵĂƌƚǁƌŝŐŚƚ ƐRoadĂŶ ƵŶĐŽŵƉƌŽŵŝƐŝŶŐ ĚĞƉŝĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ ůŝĨĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞ
ǁŽƌŬŝŶŐͲĐůĂƐƐŶŽƌƚŚĂƐǁĞůůĂƐƚŚĞŝƌƚƌĂĚŝƟŽŶĂůĂŶŶƵĂů ĨĞƐƟǀĂůŽĨ ƐŚŽƌƚƉůĂLJƐǁƌŝƩĞŶĚŝƌĞĐƚĞĚĂŶĚ ƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĞĚ ďLJ ƚŚĞ ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ƚŚĞŵƐĞůǀĞƐŶĚ ŽŶůLJ Ă ĨĞǁ ǁĞĞŬƐ ĂŐŽ DŝŬĞ gtĞŝŐŚ ƐĐĞůĞďƌĂƚĞĚĐŽŵĞĚLJAbigailrsquos PartyǁĂƐďƌŽƵŐŚƚƚŽůŝĨĞŝŶĂƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƚŚĂƚǁĂƐĂŶŝŶƐƚĂŶƚƐĞůůͲŽƵƚ dŚĞ ĐŽŵƉĂŶLJ ŝƐ ƌƵŶ ďLJ h ƐƚƵĚĞŶƚƐ ĂƐĚŝƌĞĐƚŽƌƐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐĞƌƐ ĂĐƚŽƌƐ ĂƐ ƚŚĞLJ ƚĂŬĞŽǀĞƌƚŚĞƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽĨŽƌƚŚĞƉĞƌĨŽƌŵĂŶĐĞ
dŚĞ ƵƉĐŽŵŝŶŐ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶ ŽĨ The Real
Inspector Hound ŝƐ ƐĞƚ ƚŽ ĐŽŶƟŶƵĞ ƚŚĞ ůŽŶŐůŝƐƚ ŽĨ ƚŚĞŝƌ ƚŽƉͲŶŽƚĐŚ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶƐ ŝƌĞĐƚĞĚďLJ ĨŽƌŵĞƌDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌWƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŽĞtƌŝŐŚƚ ƚŚĞĐĂƐƚĨĞĂƚƵƌĞƐDŝŶŽƚĂƵƌƌĞŐƵůĂƌƐWĂƵůĂƐƚŽŶĂŶĚWĂƵůĞĂƚŚĂƐDŽŽŶĂŶĚŝƌĚƚĂŶĚƚŚŝƐŝƐƚŽŶĂŵĞŽŶůLJĂĨĞǁŽĨƚŚĞƚĂůĞŶƚĞĚƉĞŽƉůĞďƌŝŶŐŝŶŐƚŚĞƐŚŽǁƚŽƚŚĞƐƚĂŐĞƚůŽŽŬƐƐĞƚƚŽďĞŽŶĞŽĨƚŚĞĚƌĂŵĂƟĐŚŝŐŚůŝŐŚƚƐŽĨƚŚĞƚĞƌŵƐŽǁĞĐĂŶŽŶůLJƌĞĐŽŵŵĞŶĚƚŚĂƚLJŽƵŬLJŽƵƌƟĐŬĞƚƐĂƐƐŽŽŶĂƐƉŽƐƐŝďůĞƚŽĂǀŽŝĚĚŝƐĂƉƉŽŝŶƚŵĞŶƚĞŝŶŐŽŶůLJŽŶĞĂĐƚ ůŽŶŐ ƚŚĞƌĞ Ɛ ƐŝŵƉůLJŶŽĞdžĐƵƐĞƚŽŵŝƐƐƚŚŝƐƉŝĞĐĞŽĨƚŚĞĂƚƌĞdŚĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝůůďĞ ŝŶ ƚŚĞhƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞϭϬƚŚ ƚŽƚŚĞ ϭϮƚŚ ampĞďƌƵĂƌLJ ǁŝƚŚ ƟĐŬĞƚƐ ĂǀĂŝůĂďůĞ ĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŝǀĞĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĨƌŽŵϭϮƵŶƟůϮƉŵƉƌŝĐĞĚĂƚάϱϬϬŽƌάϯϱϬǁŝƚŚĂŶEh^ĐĂƌĚdŚĞhŽdžKĸĐĞĐĂŶďĞĐŽŶƚĂĐƚĞĚŽŶϬϭϲϬϯϱϬϴϬϱϬ
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VENUEgtTHE SIGHTS amp SOUNDS OF THE CITYTUESDAY 9THΎŽŵĞZƵŶŽƵƐŝŶŐampĂŝƌхgtZхϭϬĂŵΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхbarхϱϯϬхάϮΎŶǀĞŶŝŶŐǁŝƚŚůŽǁĞƌƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎĞƌǀŝƐŚхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ŬŽŽůĂnjĞхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 10THΎ^ŚŽĐŬǁĂǀĞƐEDǁĂƌĚƐdŽƵƌхgtZхϳƉŵхάϭϲΎdŚĞZĞĂůŶƐƉĞĐƚŽƌŽƵŶĚхƌĂŵĂ^ƚƵĚŝŽхϳϯϬхάϯϱϬƵŶƟůϭϮƚŚͿΎgtĂƵƌĂ^ŽůŽŶхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵ
THURSDAY 11THΎŽƵƐŝŶŐ^ŽĐŝĂůϮхŝǀĞхϱϯϬΎampŝůŵхdŚĞŶǀĞŶƟŽŶŽĨgtLJŝŶŐхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎŶDĞхtampхϳϯϬхάϭϬΎ^ĂůƐĂEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎWĂƉƉLJ ƐtŽƌůĚZĞĐŽƌĚƩĞŵƉƚхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴƉŵхάϭϬΎǀĞƌLJďŽĚLJǁĂƐŝŶƚŚĞampƌĞŶĐŚZĞƐŝƐƚĂŶĐĞEŽǁхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴ
FRIDAY 12THΎampŝůŵхampŝƐŚdĂŶŬхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎEZKŶĞZĞĐŽƌĚƐϱƚŚŝƌƚŚĚĂLJWĂƌƚLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
ΎzŽƵƌƵŝůƚLJWůĞĂƐƵƌĞƐΘWĂƌĂĚŝƐĞŝƚLJхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 13THΎdŚĞWŝĐĐĂĚŝůůLJĂŶĐĞKƌĐŚĞƐƚƌĂхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰΎtĞĞŬĞŶĚtĂƌŵͲƵƉхbarхϴƉŵΎ^ƚŽƌŶŽǁĂLJхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴΎdŚĞKƚŚĞƌKŶĞΘĂƌŵŽŶLJхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘƌŝƚƉŽƉƉŝŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 14TH ΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDĂƌŝŶĂΘƚŚĞŝĂŵŽŶĚƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϴϱϬ
MONDAY 15THΎampŝůŵхĂĚĚƵĐĂƟŽŶхgtdϭхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞΎDŽŝƐŚĞ ƐĂŐĞůхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴ
TUESDAY 16THΎ^ĂůƐĂgtĞƐƐŽŶхŝǀĞхϱƉŵхάϮΎWŽůĂƌĞĂƌůƵďхDĂƌƋƵĞĞхϲϯϬхάϴΎhgtŝƚĞƌĂƌLJampĞƐƟǀĂůхgtĂŝůĂgtĂůĂŵŝхgtdϭхϲϯϬхάϲΎampŝŐŚƚƐƚĂƌхtampхϳƉŵхάϭϮϱϬΎdŝŵsŝŶĞхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϳϯϬхάϭϰϱϬΎĂƌďϰgtZхgtZхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎŚĂǀƐΘŵŽƐхgtZхϭϬϯϬхάϯϱϬ
WEDNESDAY 17THΎ^ƉŽƌƚƐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϵƉŵхĨƌĞĞ
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THURSDAY 18THΎdŚĞgtŽƐƚgtĞǀĞůƐхtampхϳϯϬхάϱΎůĞƐƐŝ ƐƌŬхŝƌĚĐĂŐĞхϴƉŵхάϱΎgtŝǀĞDƵƐŝĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎampĂŬĞƐƉĞĂƌĞхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴϯϬхάϴΎWKtхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϲ
FRIDAY 19THΎampŝůŵхdŚĞ^ŽůŽŝƐƚхgtdϭхϳϯϬхάϮϳϱΎKŶĞDĂŶgtŽƌĚŽĨƚŚĞZŝŶŐƐхWůĂLJŚŽƵƐĞхϴϯϬхάϭϯΎŚŝƉŵƵŶŬхgtZхϲϯϬхάϭϭΎ^ŽĐEŝŐŚƚхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎϴϬƐEŝŐŚƚΘ^ŽƵůdŽǁŶхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SATURDAY 20THΎĂƌďϰgtZхbarхϴƉŵхĨƌĞĞΎdŚĞgtŝŶĞƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϲΎgtŝƐƚΘŝǀĞхgtZхϭϬƉŵхάϰϱϬΎDĞůƚĚŽǁŶΘ^ŬĂĚhƉхtampхϭϬƉŵхάϯϱϬ
SUNDAY 21STΎWĞƚĞƌŶĚƌĞхgtZхϳƉŵхάϮϯϱϬΎZƵŵďůĞ^ƚƌŝƉƐхtampхϳƉŵхάϵΎYƵŝnjхbarхϳϯϬхĨƌĞĞ
MONDAY 22NDΎgtŽƐƚƉƌŽƉŚĞƚƐхgtZхϳϯϬхάϮϯΎgtŽƐĂŵƉĞƐŝŶŽƐхƌƚƐĞŶƚƌĞхϴƉŵхάϵ
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dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
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MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
ampŽƌĂůŝƐƚŽĨƐƚŽĐŬŝƐƚƐĂŶĚŵŽƌĞŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǁĞďƐŝƚĞǁǁǁĐŽƩŽŶƐĐŽŵĂƵ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
ŽƵƌƚĞƐLJŽĨƚŚĞhŶŝŽŶǁĞŚĂǀĞƚǁŽƉĂŝƌƐŽĨĮůŵƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJdŚŝƐŝƐĂŐƌĞĂƚĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽǁĂƚĐŚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŚĂǀŝŶŐƚŽůĞĂǀĞĐĂŵƉƵƐĂůůĨŽƌĨƌĞĞ
ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŐƌĞĂƚƉƌŝnjĞũƵƐƚďƌŝŶŐLJŽƵƌĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚŽƌƐƵĚŽŬƵƚŽƚŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞďLJϭϵϮϭϬKŶĞƉĂŝƌǁŝůůďĞĂǁĂƌĚĞĚĨŽƌƚŚĞĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚĂŶĚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƵĚŽŬƵƐŽĚŽďŽƚŚŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚĚŽƵďůĞƚŚĞĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ
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ĨLJŽƵŵŝƐƐĞĚŽƵƚŽŶǁŝŶŶŝŶŐŽƚŚŝƉƟĐŬĞƚƐůĂƐƚ ŝƐƐƵĞĚŽŶƚǁŽƌƌLJďĞĐĂƵƐĞǁĞŚĂǀĞĞǀĞŶŵŽƌĞŽĨƚŚĞŵƵƉĨŽƌŐƌĂďƐƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬdŚĂŶŬƐƚŽ ǁǁǁŐŝŐƐĂŶĚƚŽƵƌƐĐŽŵ ƚŚĞƌĞ ĂƌĞ ĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĮǀĞƉĂŝƌƐŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
Žƚ ŚŝƉ ŚĂǀĞ ƌĞůĞĂƐĞĚ ŶĞǁ ĂůďƵŵOne Life
Stand ƌĞǀŝĞǁĞĚŽŶƉĂŐĞϮϬŽĨdŚĞǀĞŶƚͿ ƚŽŐƌĞĂƚĂĐĐůĂŝŵƚŚŝƐǁĞĞŬĂŶĚƚŚĞŝƌƚŽƵƌĨŽƌƚŚĞĂůďƵŵĐŽŵĞƐƚŽƚŚĞgtZŽŶdƵĞƐĚĂLJϮϰϮϭϬ
dŚĞDĞƌĐƵƌLJŶŽŵŝŶĂƚĞĚĞůĞĐƚƌŽƉŽƉĂĐƚĂƌĞĂĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐůŝǀĞĂĐƚŶŽƚƚŽďĞŵŝƐƐĞĚƐŽŝĨLJŽƵǁĞƌĞŶƚƐŽůƵĐŬLJůĂƐƚǁĞĞŬŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƩĞĚŶŽƚĞŶƚĞƌŝŶŐŝŶƟŵĞLJŽƵǀĞŐŽƚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽƐĞĞƚŚĞŵƉůĂLJŚŝƚƐůŝŬĞBoy From SchoolOver and Over and Ready for the FloorĂůŽŶŐƐŝĚĞŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůĨƌŽŵƚŚĞŶĞǁƌĞĐŽƌĚ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐĂƉĂŝƌŽĨƟĐŬĞƚƐĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
tŚĂƚǁĂƐƚŚĞŶĂŵĞŽĨŽƚŚŝƉ ƐĮƌƐƚĂůďƵŵ
MORE HOT CHIP TICKETS NATURAL SANITARY GIVEAWAYKŬŝƚ ƐĂŶƵŶƵƐƵĂůĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƵƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞĞŶĐŽƵƌĂŐŝŶŐǁŽŵĞŶƚŽƚŚŝŶŬĂďŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌĐŚĂƐŝŶŐŽĨĨĞŵŝŶŝŶĞŚLJŐĞŶĞƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐƚŽŽīĞƌĂŵŽƌĞŶĂƚƵƌĂůĂŶĚĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůůLJĨƌŝĞŶĚůLJĐŚŽŝĐĞĂŶĚǁĞŚĂǀĞĂƉĂĐŬŽĨϭϲƚĂŵƉŽŶƐĂŶĚϰϴŵŝĐƌŽůŝŶĞƌƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJ
tŽŵĞŶŵĂLJ ǁĞůů ƵƐĞ ŽǀĞƌ ϭϬϬϬϬ ƐĂŶŝƚĂƌLJ ƉƌŽĚƵĐƚƐ ŽǀĞƌ ƚŚĞŝƌ ůŝĨĞƟŵĞ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚĂůŝŵƉĂĐƚŽĨƚŚŝƐŵƵĐŚǁĂƐƚĞŝƐŽďǀŝŽƵƐůLJǀĂƐƚŽƩŽŶƐĂƌĞŵĂĚĞĨƌŽŵϭϬϬйŶĂƚƵƌĂůĐŽƩŽŶĂŶĚĂƌĞĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞůLJďŝŽĚĞŐƌĂĚĂďůĞƐŽƚŚĞLJŵŝŶĂŵŝƐĞƚŚĞŝŵƉĂĐƚŽŶƚŚĞĞŶǀŝƌŽŵĞŶƚ
ĞĐĂƵƐĞŽĨƚŚĞŝƌƉƵƌŝƚLJ ƚŚĞLJĂƌĞĂůƐŽƚŽƚĂůůLJŚLJƉŽͲĂůůĞƌŐĞŶŝĐĂŶĚǀĞƌLJĐŽŵĨŽƌƚĂďůĞĞǀĞŶƚŽǁŽŵĞŶǁŝƚŚƉĂƌƟĐƵůĂƌůLJƐĞŶƐŝƟǀĞƐŬŝŶ
ampŽƌĂůŝƐƚŽĨƐƚŽĐŬŝƐƚƐĂŶĚŵŽƌĞŝŶĨŽƌŵĂƟŽŶĐŚĞĐŬŽƵƚƚŚĞŝƌǁĞďƐŝƚĞǁǁǁĐŽƩŽŶƐĐŽŵĂƵ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐũƵƐƚĞͲŵĂŝůƚŚĞĂŶƐǁĞƌƚŽƚŚĞĨŽůůŽǁŝŶŐƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƚŽĐŽŶĐƌĞƚĞĐŽŵƉĞƟƟŽŶƐΛƵĞĂĂĐƵŬďLJϭϵϮϭϬ
ŽŽƩŽŶƐƵƐĞĂŶLJƐLJŶƚŚĞƟĐŵĂƚĞƌŝĂů
ACROSSϭdŽŵĂŬĞĨƵŶŽĨĂƉĞƌƐŽŶŽƌŝĚĞĂϰͿϴ^ŽŌƐŵŽŽƚŚŵĂƚĞƌŝĂůϱͿϵŶĞƌŐLJŽĨŵŽǀĞŵĞŶƚϲͿϭϬdŽďĞĞŵďĂƌƌĂƐƐĞĚŽƌƌĞŐƌĞƞƵůϳͿϭϭEŽƚĚŝƌƚLJϱͿϭϮƉŽůŝĐĞŽĸĐĞƌǁŚŽĚŽĞƐŶŽƚǁĞĂƌƵŶŝĨŽƌŵϱϳͿϭϳZŽŐĞƌampĞĚĞƌĞƌ ƐŶĂƟŽŶĂůŝƚLJϱͿϭϴŶŚĂďŝƟŶŐƉƌŽƉĞƌƚLJďLJƌĞŶƟŶŐƉĞƌŝŽĚŽĨƌĞŶƟŶŐϳͿϮϬ^LJƐƚĞŵĨŽƌŐĂƚŚĞƌŝŶŐŵĞƌŝĐĂŶdsƌĂƟŶŐƐϳͿϮϭƉĞƌĐŚĨŽƌďŝƌĚƐŽƌƚŽƐĞƩůĞĨŽƌƚŚĞŶŝŐŚƚϱͿϮϮ ^ĞdžƵĂů ƉůĞĂƐƵƌĞ ĚĞƌŝǀŝŶŐ ĨƌŽŵ ŐŝǀŝŶŐ ĂŶĚ ƌĞĐĞŝǀŝŶŐƉĂŝŶϭϯͿ
DOWNϭĂŶĚǁŝƚŚŶĞǁĂůďƵŵRomance is Boring ϯϭϬͿϮƐƉŽƌƟŶŐĮdžƚƵƌĞŽƌĂƐŽƵƌĐĞŽĨĮƌĞϱͿϯĞĐŽƌĂƟǀĞŽďũĞĐƚƐϵͿϰĂƌĞǁŝƚŚŽƵƚĐůŽƚŚĞƐϱͿϱƌŝŶŬŽŌĞŶĂĐĐŽŵƉĂŶŝĞƐŐŝŶϱͿϲampĂƌĨƌŽŵŽƌĚŝŶĂƌLJ ƚŽĂŐƌĞĂƚĚĞŐƌĞĞϳͿϳůŽĐĂůǁĂLJŽĨƐƉĞĂŬŝŶŐϲͿϭϯdĂƐƚĞŽĨůŝĐŽƌŝĐĞĂŶĚƐĂŵďƵĐĂϳͿϭϰgtĂŶŐƵĂŐĞŽĨĂŶĐŝĞŶƚZŽŵĞϱͿϭϱ^ĂĐƌĞĚƐĞdžƵĂůŝƚLJĨƌŽŵĂĨŽƌŵŽĨƵĚĚŚŝƐŵϳͿϭϲϮϬϬϬƐŵĞƚĂůďĂŶĚͺͺͺͺͺŽĨĂŽǁŶϲͿϭϵ^ƵƉĞƌŵŽĚĞůͺͺͺͺͺĂŵƉďĞůůϱͿ
ŽƵƌƚĞƐLJŽĨƚŚĞhŶŝŽŶǁĞŚĂǀĞƚǁŽƉĂŝƌƐŽĨĮůŵƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽŐŝǀĞĂǁĂLJdŚŝƐŝƐĂŐƌĞĂƚĐŚĂŶĐĞƚŽǁĂƚĐŚƐŽŵĞŽĨƚŚĞůĂƚĞƐƚƌĞůĞĂƐĞƐǁŝƚŚŽƵƚŚĂǀŝŶŐƚŽůĞĂǀĞĐĂŵƉƵƐĂůůĨŽƌĨƌĞĞ
ǀĞƌLJampƌŝĚĂLJ ŝŶgtdϭƚŚĞƌĞĂƌĞƐĐƌĞĞŶŝŶŐƐŽĨƐŽŵĞĨĂŶƚĂƐƟĐƌĞĐĞŶƚĮůŵƐǁŝƚŚŵŽǀŝĞƐ ůŝŬĞNew MoonParanormal
ĐƟǀŝƚLJ and ampĂŶƚĂƐƟĐDƌ ampŽdžĐŽŵŝŶŐƵƉƚŚŝƐƐĞŵĞƐƚĞƌ tĞĂƌĞŐŝǀŝŶŐĂǁĂLJƟĐŬĞƚƐƚŽLJŽƵƌĐŚŽŝĐĞŽĨĮůŵƐŽƚŚĞƌĞ ƐƐŽŵĞƚŚŝŶŐĨŽƌĞǀĞƌLJŽŶĞ
dŽďĞŝŶǁŝƚŚĂĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐƚŚŝƐŐƌĞĂƚƉƌŝnjĞũƵƐƚďƌŝŶŐLJŽƵƌĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞĚĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚŽƌƐƵĚŽŬƵƚŽƚŚĞŽŶĐƌĞƚĞKĸĐĞďLJϭϵϮϭϬKŶĞƉĂŝƌǁŝůůďĞĂǁĂƌĚĞĚĨŽƌƚŚĞĐƌŽƐƐǁŽƌĚĂŶĚĂŶŽƚŚĞƌĨŽƌƚŚĞƐƵĚŽŬƵƐŽĚŽďŽƚŚŝĨLJŽƵǁĂŶƚĚŽƵďůĞƚŚĞĐŚĂŶĐĞŽĨǁŝŶŶŝŶŐ
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