the great indian tragedy
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The Great Indian Tragedy
A MUST-WATCH FOR EVERY TRUE INDIAN!!!
Every true Indian has two great
passions.
Every true Indian has two great
passions.
Cricket and Bollywood
Every Indian knows that the God of Cricket is Sachin Tendulkar.
But do you know who the backbone of Bollywood is?
But do you know who the backbone of Bollywood is?
It isn’t Aamir Khan, Shah Rukh Khan nor even the Bachchans.
But do you know who the backbone of Bollywood is?
It is the Indian Monsoon.
Confused?
Confused?
Don’t be.
Confused?
It’s the truth.
What is the greatest invention of Bollywood?
What is the greatest invention of Bollywood?
It’s the rain song aka item number.
That’s more than half!
Ye Olde Recipe for Indian Rain Song:
Hot girl + sari + rain = Masala Number
Hot girl + sari + rain = Masala Number
Better than E=mc2 isn’t it?
So what is the Great Tragedy?
So what is the Great Tragedy?
Simple.
So what is the Great Tragedy?
No rain.
So what is the Great Tragedy?
No rain.
So what is the Great Tragedy?
So now,
Hot girl + sari + rain = ????
Hot girl + sari + rain = ????
Now do you realize the immensity of the crisis?
Now, we have hot girls and saris but no rain.
Now, we have hot girls and saris but no rain.
So no item numbers.
Now, we have hot girls and saris but no rain.
So my humble request is…
So my humble request is…
Grow more trees
So my humble request is…
Be organic
So my humble request is…
Spread the word
More Trees = More rain Because
…and…
More rain = more Masala
More rain = more Masala
Yippee!!!
Remember
Remember
Grow more trees
Remember
Grow more trees
Be organic
Remember
Grow more trees
Be organic
Spread the word
But don’t do it for my sake.
Grow more trees
Be organic
Spread the word
Do it for them.
Thnx for your time.
Have fun folks!!!