BRIGHT SAYINGSOF THE CHILDREN

The Herald will pay 50 cents incash or mail the paper every weekfor six months to any address givenfor each childish saying printed. Inestory told most never have beenprinted before. Igo not expect payfor your story until it is printed inThe Helrald. Address Bright Saylagsto Tbhe Herald, 500 Verret Street.

James had attended church withhis father last Sunday for the firsttime. I'pon returning home his

father asked him if he liked to goto church. whereupon James in-formed him that he liked best thepart where the man came aroundwith the collection plate, adding, "Igot a quarter, pops. How much didyou get?"

SCHOOL BELLS RINGINGADOLPH MEYER SCHOOL.

Last week was 'American SongWeek." The morning exercises weredevoted to the singing of home, pa-triotic. religious and folk songs.

The twenty-second of February,Washington's birthday, was very fit-

tingly celebrated. Every departmentwas decorated with pictures or bor-

ders which related to the day thatwe were celebrating. The followingprogram was given by the pupils ofthe different grades:

America, the Beautiful, Eighth andSeventh Grades; Washington's Birth-day, Leah Saling; Crown Our Wash-ington, Aaron Edgecomb; MountVernon Bells, Sixth Grade; The Flagand Friendliness, Arthur Sutton;What Should We Do? Louis Gebs;Columbia, the Gem of the Ocean.Fifth, Sixth, Seventh and Eighth

Grades; Like Washington, PaulineGebs, Myrtes Achee, Antoinette Es-

nard; Young George Washington,Fourth Grade; February Twenty-second, Marguerite Robicheaux;George Washington's Rules, LorenaLandry; America, school.

The Meyer school has scored an-other victory. The Seventh Gradewon the city championship in thesecond ,event of class athletics-

Masterde ebooe"" ' Alf *!!!

one-elevenciggrettes

15&20)*11PautZ

Nine-Cent Knife BringsFive Dollars in Chicago

Seth h lves were wade isUeth ar the the s

a eo the left ealed for 9uesmlatSwil. The oeto ths

IIt sodS twr ta iC Cbiese

u. & MANUFACTURERS LOSE CUSTOMERSAND U. I WORKMEN LOSE THEIR JOBS

BUT THE CONSUMER PAYS PR9FrTEERS

SA UnMa FmIO n ,e orf the wars .o eaU Cteat I.... th., Phllue- Is to Cu. es oa ust ao vnes r-.u"i

dru.ll. rto Cemi ta tbuaI thse. a l Sat sad ft was hueg& hao Aradu. t__gv- tn -. htb utoth w rnumfaeW w asu. 1u A . h p

fi., , .. tu i Amuleu asetato thet de., 1.ee

hLum i •whume thu . S. h Sast N is os-.. .. _f

,.r Adrni to lm~r

Jack was being put to bed at the

usual time. Being wide awake, he

protested until his mother was forced

to use forceful terms in order to gethim to lie down, whereupon he re-

plied, "Mother. you have been so

good all day. 'Don't get cross now."

t Last summer our nephew Georgea was visiting us. He had a .bhabit of

o holding the screen door open. Ai. thunder storm came up during one

e of these spells and his Aunt Loui hooked the door, leaving him on the

I outside. George was frightened andclsaid. "Aunt Ooo, let me in; it's gonnafunder on me."

(chinning the bar. This is the secondtime the Seventh Grade has been suc-

cessful, which is quite a record forour school, the very latest that hasbeen added to the public school sys-tem. We are all very proud of our

e boys and heartily congratulate Miss

Baer, their teac.her.

The following were perfect in spelling and arithmetic last week:

t SpellingEighth Grade A-Marion Edge-

t combe. Fred Collette, Elsie Trudeau,g Lawrence Stenger, Mazle Breitling.

I Lorentz Bellinger, Anthony Pittari.

Eighth Grade B-Arthur Hotard.d Seventh Grade A-Amelia Serpas,

Jennie Scott, Joseph Breitling, loneCox.

Seventh Grade B-Mary Nepveux,g Thelma Sutherland, Essle Clements.Mary Louise Wall.

Sixth Grade A-Angeline Chag-nard, Phyllis Bleber, Ben Cantin,e George Demarest.I. Sixth Grade B-Marie Cantin.

k, Cecil Parr, Chester Sutton.

Fifth Grade A-Henrietta Baer.Leroy Cooper, Arthur Danos, Sten-

a man Fonseca, Adolph Hotard, Emile

Trudeau.t- Fifth Grade B-Norestine Bleber,

e Clayton Beaudean, Iris Coleman.e Floyd Guillot, Dixie Edgecombe, Wil-

-liam Habighorst, Leroy MolaiLson,-John Tieregy, Raymond Wattigney.

Fourth Grade A-Althea Moffet,Elise Lassere, Mary Caruso, FlaviaCorona, Alberta Pfeiffer, John Ham-mond, Lloyd Collette, Edward Pujol.AlIee Dubon.

Fourth Grade B-Walter Rochuna.

Third Grade-Leona M. Ham-mond, Lillian Hale, Wilbert Edge-combe, Caliste Bourgeois, MaggieMalbrough, Leah Saling, GertrudeFlanagan, Sidney Bieber, EdwardTlerney.

Third Grade A-Victor Pries, Isa-bel Hebert, David Gebs, MathildaRichards, Amanda Hebert, Irvin Lau-son, Rhea Simon, Leonide Serpes,Jeanne Lassere.

Second Grade - Pauline Gebs,Myrtis Aschell, Antoinette Esnard,Opal Coleman, Juanita Shores, AdaFonseca, Florence Smith, LouiseSerpas, Adam Lauman.

Arithmetic ,Eighth Grade A-Marion Edge-

combe, Fred Collette.Seventh Grade A-Joseph Breit-

ling.

Seventh Grade B-George Tierney,Arthemine Umbach:

Sixth Grade A-Ulisse Wattigney,Phyllis Bieber, Irma Dean Simon,Cecil Coleman, Minnie Boudrean, An-geline Chagnarq Dennis Keogh.

Sixth Grade B-Lucretia Hammond.Irene Mian.

Fifth Grade A-Lydia CampbellLeroy Cooer', Nora Hingle, ArthulDanos, Stenman Fbnseca, AdolphHotard, Lawrence Tagest.

Fifth Grade B-Norestine BieberHarold Ernst.

1e Fourth Grade A-Roland Lassere1e John Heurtin, Leslie Collins, Maxime

Hebert, Laurence Robichaux.

Fourth Grade B-Frank Hotardat Merlyn Smith, Muriel GallinghouseAllan Edgecombe, Marie Hebert1o Harold Wall, Marguerite Robichaux

" Thelma Alonzo, Frank Gillis, AliceHines.

;e Third Grade A-Mathilda Rich

>f ards, Loretta Tierney, Amanda HeA bert. Isabel Hebert, Victor Priez,

re Ellen Sutherland.

SI Third Grade B-Edward Tierneyv1e Larson Forest, Sidney Bieber. Sereda

Id Corona.

Second Grade-Pauline Gebs, OpalColeman, Antoinette Esnard, JuanitaShores. Myrtis Aschell, Ada Fonseca.

d Florence Smith, Louise Serpas.c-r

BELLEVILLE NOTES.

a-r On Wednesday afternoon. Feb. 22,

is at 1 o'clock, a very enjoyable pro-

gram in honor of George Washing-ton's birthday was presented by thepupils of the Sixth Grade B girls,Miss I. Crane, teacher. It contained:

1. Song. "Hail Columbia." school.

2. "Hail! Washington!" Helen' Charleville.

3. "Washington's Birthday," AlmaWhitney.

4. Song, "America the Beautiful,"school.

5. "Influence of a Great Name,'Ida May Cieutat.

6. "Washington's Life," H. Besson,K. Harvey, L. Burgau, S. Miller, MCangemi.

7. Song, "Columbia, the Gem ofthe Ocean," school.

8. "His Rules of Conduct," Navarre McNeely.

r. 9. "Important Events in Washing

ton's Life," M. Sons, M. Lahausen,le L. Rhoades, A. Le Boeuf, G. Harris.

10. Song, "Dixie," school.S11. Pledge to flag, "Star Spangled

s, Banner," school.I.- Mistress of ceremonies, M. Palisi.

, Many interesting things are beingF' done by the First A and B grades oft, Belleville school.

h The little girls are busy sawing

and hammering on the "Home of theI Three Bears." They expect to com-

plete the house, paint and paper it.. Later furniture will be constructeds. for the house.

e- During a seat work period these

le industrious little girls planned andle drew pictures of the dress they would

d like to wear for Carnival. These

ranged from a spangled green tarleton to the ever famous clown suitLa The garden proves a never endingn- source of interest, as they are alla, anxious to discover a new bean plani

or see how many more onions are, up.

I, ALBERTINE BURGAU andIs ELLA MAY KIRKPATRICK,

be Reporters.

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TROOP NO. 23.

Meetings will be held on Fridaysinstead of Wednesdays in the futre.

Our baseball team will be organ-ised under the direction of AssistantScoutmaster Kulp.

The boys of the troop are verysorry to learn that Scout Nick Tristis very ill, and wish ln a speedyrecovery.

Thomas Pox, our deputy commissloner, will vislt us Priday, mo wewant all boys to be pesemnt.

TROOP WO. a uor

-00098 OP hmaOLs

Maseerad•ng ader the name ofthe SMomethlng New Carlival Club,- Mardl Qr day Trep 22, BoySeats. of Amerle. deIm mstrated tothe Alstrs pube again somethiagnew t ttrnain ot In rade on thisday attied na yrllow reektaltl coatswith red butue, red Vets witth yel~-Dew bottoems wite trers, madS bats withl yelw bad.A beautiful oat eatitled "Nswu

aud Mrth" telbed the puoasles,e* uieb was med tihe hm endtmso e Treom U CarnivaL rLelsL. RBau the yfeg t~De ~ser'se-sr, dremed lbs Ubre, sa-e aehr am tlwM n gtne amenuthe sre,

a -ei Meay was the

TYs ar Nwe epe-g at r - ee

uhen te uest MaRd oe come we

03 am show the gumphn at ether aee.thlus al New oiseas thet he peegle

ir tb a Aewr u uha a mret.I. jWo cums

MOVI P TERsEUseful Fireplace.

At the Evanston (Ill.) headquartersOf the Boy Scots, a fireplace hasbeen constructred for the study of ge-ology and physiography. says Pop-ular Mechlnics Malgazine. At the base

are shown the different kinds of ma-terllls. In their relative positions.that lake up the strata of the earth.

At the top. many different specimensof ore are shown. Models of a lakebedl., and of a river bed, are also builtinto the tireplace, which Is ornamentalas well uis useful, and it is assertedthat the tireplace is the only one of Itskind In the country.

New York Imports of Gems.The diamonds and pearls entering

this port annually would be worth lit-erally ablout 30 .enits to ever) personin the United States. The value of

the cut and uncut gems entering I;st lctolber was $3,.440.710. In addition

to the real thing imitation gems to thevalue of $42,723 entered during thesame month.

Sixty Years a Golf Player.Deputy Surgeon (;eneral Cooper of

Norwooda Park. England. who isninety-three years old, has been play-ing golf for more than 60 years. Thevenerable medeic,. who is still workingto correct a slice, played his firstround on the historic St. Andrewscourse 'way back in 1858.-The Argo-naut.

Reform."WhIen yout e",tereli piolitls you an-

nounced yourself as a reformer.""I am still a reformer," protested

Senator Sorghunm. "But I am obligedto be discreet, owing to diffEr'ences of',iiniolln as to which particular style of

Iref.orn is ttitled to precedence IDI , t ; ," :lt.*l! tinn."

Farmers are fliding picric add unaful in clearing their lands of stumpsand its use Is recommended by theDepartment of Agriculture of theUnited States. At the close of thewar there was .a large quantity ofplcrle acid in the possession of 'thegovernment. This surplus war mate-rial is stored at Sparta, Wis.. and IFort Wlngate. N. M.. and farmers whowant to use It for blowing up stumpscan have what they need at no greet-er expense than the cost of drying,packing and freight charges. Groupsof farmers have already secured ship-ments of carload lots and It is hopedto establish co-operating agencies forits distribution all over the Union.Anything that will lighten the toll ofthe farmer In clearing up rough tim-ber land so that he can plant a cropis a boon and will help him to tforgetsome of the evils resulting from thewar.

TRY AGAINM1".

Mr. HardifamIf yIe deonthiak two sawlve as etheplya am letk tryIt.

S Miss Man.chase - OhlThis Is e -t

Mr. Ha .da,-You ame aewemen and Psnpihk et twoMn and layyes two to aeml e the men.

LINDNEo S NO A MRDICAP.

1 v•ry now ad them we ha o theremasable achievemat Ina 8eoutilg

e blid boys. In Overbroot, a subworot Phladelphia they have a wholetroMn nd IbtMyenge whr o estal•ash

verybody who watches them by theirprowess. They do practlealy everpthing other scots do and •n somethag evenecel te rteir omrades withtwo good eyes. They haveo a lmostunianne snm ot directri and highlydeveloped teach perceptioe.

SThe blinad by ;* says Mr. Hartantheir peatur, "has lapdmarks tlerst oft as know nothilg about Theyare practietly nesable ain the woods,

and can pitcbh their tets, gather wood,moake i rres ad cook outdoor me sprecisely as it they had thelr vaie.Whe thy go in swimminl they mto dump thels cothing just anywherealong the but each returns tohts own unerringIb"

seton Pipe Asuh ridge Unique.An angl•aein g crloslty, said to be

uiqoue In this country and to haveonly ee paralle in eroe, is thepIpe-arch bridge ovqr the 8adbury riv-er. which arries Boston's water supply. The pan is 80 feet sand thesteel pipe, 7% et ain diameter, res5% feet above the horisotal at thecst. The pressure eon the sht.menta when the pipe is illed with wa-tr is very great and is resisted by amass of concre 0 t 4 fethick behindeach abutment. Acroes the carvedtop ruas a hand-ralled foot bridge,The steel o , th pipe is th, arhedpertlon is % S an Inch in thlckness.

Wtlhy m et"Tias have change" aid the

"1t caled a married eople adsaw a baby bteig pet to sleep by a'ublla p'ayed on a graphsphoeme.

NOWDeophs a ad 3mae ash.rPes laru Day as stie takebr

BARADy eA laOr

ORPHEIUM THEATRE.

Kitty Doner, of the twinkling toes,the mischievous smile, the astonish-

ing vitality, comes with her sister,Rose, and her brother, Ted, in "ALeague of Song Steps." as theOrpheum's headliner for the week be-ginning March 6.

This little dancer wears boys'clothes part of the time during heract. She fools nobody at all, but

she gives some clever characteriza-tions of masculine types. Then shecomes out for her rag-tag gipsynumber, and then she and Brother

Ted do a Bowery dance that theirparents used to give years ago be-fore Kitty and Ted were born. RoseDoner, a girl of rare beauty, does'

"

r some pretty dances.

Harry Delf, a dapper young com-

edian and dancer, who was a fea-ture of "Jimmy" last season willsing songs of his own composition.He is proving a great success invaudeville this season.

Bob Hall, the temporaneouschap," who is an almost yearly vis-

itor to the Orpheum, will be backready to make rhymes about any

subject suggested to him.

B Margaret Ford a very pretty girl-with a voice that will carry a bigsurprise, will be an Interesting at-traction on the bill

Bessie Rempel, and J. M. Clay-ton will present a comedy skit, "HisI Day Off," that is said to be veryclever. Anderson and Yvel, roller,f skaters, opent the show. The clos-r ing act will be a playlet, "True

a Pals," featuring the canine actor,

"Taxie."

• KANSAS WILL JAZZIF SHE GOVERNS

'III -

Helen Pettigrew, pretty blue-eyed miss of twenty, wants to begovernor of Kansas. She is headof an Anti-War Club. Her cam-paign for the governorship is beingmianaged by a younger sister. Herplatform includes opposition to all"Blue Laws." She also believes injazz music, beer and light wines forthose who want 'ema: that womenshould smoke if they wish and dressas they please.

The gsratet part eat oan Ameletamly'as worrying Is eaIed by the.e.

re t buy things It dor•'t mined

Ia sltrt is rieh home•llam Isdbtace. to her marriage, and It she

Is beautiful poverty Is ame ebetaele

Anotlher thng that delays the wtmr tsh rmal Is the theory that bu

i s ewalDpped with a self-tarter.

Lots 6th District

., ete. Teams te mt Will balM if

'ePh Lee Rhode

DANCINGSCHOOL

Mim stnal fhresdm will ages

whes the vea red number et gil.Ores are ubtaaee.

ase latereintd WIll gleastbeme or caBl ea Xri. A. Iubul.Phoem Alibers S,

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RCSSIAN GRAND OPERA.

No operatic or other organizationthat has ever visited American com-pares in interest, in exotic flavorand romance, with the Russian GrandOpera Company, which will be heardhere next week at the Tulane Theatre.

This great organiation is com-posed of singers selected by the lateCzar Nicholas for his Imperial Operain Petrograd, and were the finestin the broad Russian Empire. Forthe past four years, since makingtheir way out of Russia, they havebeen touring the principal cities ofthe Orient, such as Singapore. Shang-hal, Hong Kong, Harbin, Mantill.Tokyo. Yakama, and even the prin-

,, cipal cities of India, including Cal-cutta and Bombay. One year wasspent on. the island of Java, suchwas the popular demand. Russia isa nation of singers: the chorus ofthe Russian Grand Opera Companywill be a revelation to American au-diences. The principals are allformer members of such famousopera houses as The Imperial Theatreof Petrograd, the Imperial Opera inMoscow, Odessa, Kieff. etc. TheOrchestra, having played togetherfor five years. is the essence ofunity and ensemble such as is sel-dom heard even in great symphonybodies. Two distinguished conduc-tors are with the company, one agraduate of the famed Moscow Con-servator, of which Techaikowsky wasconnected, and the other a pupil ofRimsky-Korsakov, and each has hada great operatic training in Russia.A complete Ballet Russe is part ofthe Russian Opera Company. Prac-

TULANE THEATRE:NEXT WEEK, BEGINNING SUNDAY, MARCH 5

Matinees Wednesday and Saturday at 2 p. m.

FIRST AMERICAN TOUR

RUSSIAN GRAND OPERA COMPANY100 ARTISTS-BIG CH[ORUS-SPECIAL ORCHESTRA

REPERTOIRE FOR WEEKSunday-"Pique Dame" Thursday-"Boris"Monday-"Tsar's Bride" Friday-"Carmen"Tuesday--"Demon" Saturday Mat.-"DubrovrskyWednesday-"Snow Maiden" Saturday Night-"Eugene Ouepsi'

ALL. A'" %2 9 T VAlU VI

Foto's Folly Theatre.SUNDAY, MARCM 5.-".T BJe Diggers," Wallace Reid. "The Tersadr," (E

Cook. Fos News.MONDAY, MARCH -- "Three Word Brand," Wm. S. Hart. Scenic sad aC1*TUESDAY. MARC 17-Same as Monday.WEDNESDAY, MARCH -. "Devil Within," Dustin Farnrm. "Adventures f

san." Elmo Lincoln. Matt sad Jet.THURSDAY, .MARCH -"Conquest of Canaan,' Thomas Meighan. .Fo N

, Rolln Comedy.FRIDAY, MARoCH 1-"'Lttle Lord Fauntleroy," Mary Plchford. Pathe

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SATURDAY, MARCHN l-Same as Friday.Doors Open Sand.al, sies p. a., Prseais asst SI:N p. a.

Patrues seoom a o u :as s p. m. winR e Hm shro rar.

IANK

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TRAIN THAT BOYe lb w tvhe val t . dollar.lA Sayim. aees waR emm0.ees him in the ehsulsr "

Let .s ta~k w.th Him pmsm.Dag

Algiers Trust and Savings BankNEW ORLEANS LA.

BRING HER HERTO OUR NEW

SODA FOUNTAINwhk r Iced Dainties are served Ju -

are i_ the larelur eity foatars.

able chairs and tables, and servi

to mmsa. We are caterlag to the b

with the best goods.

I The Heme Drugglt

Veret cd A•t 1sa. Pr im s

tically every opera is givballet. Scenic artists and dee4t,,as well as techriial men in 4gpartments. are members ofmost versatile f al: operaticizations. The artistrc invaal,this remarkable antd romantic lpany of artists will prove a1the highlights of A\mrica's sand operatic experience4 . ROperas never to fore heard inica by such great lt(auian COmplas Tchaikowsky. lBorod!ne. O4Moussorgsky, Stravinsky. aptDargomizsky. Rimsky-Korsak 0rRubenstein, will he given.

NAMES IN BAD COMPANyTie uht,sl•r. adl~ertis.inh. of 0a

torit ntamest.

a 'h as (;rer 'Clefttied t thic Ilrgitll tre:,sn, and ieoe Conkli:g It,•ke.d with the Arb IeCame. hllt- tIrtoused( several civ le ~ties to, detimnd that s5,tmethhig be tabut it. Nithtilg canll be done, 4Leslie'ls Weekly. We can Plther.thetIll il' 'nl illn ltuselmn Inor Cop11ythemt. In a delterney no saint Itsp,,nslhle for the luns•ilhtly c'Ol dttyhis nautie after It hl carved 0 itctllb. Pl'ternanl prile d,.e well teragger:lte Its i•ffslring and keep Ilre lt I.:lrlei-S going. The crstoa Ipatriotic anld frePslens the reabrance of somle heroll exploit. UtLLu'lus Qulintius (lnclinnatus is Ctetened hli t t

e hope that he will beI• ewaiting at the Illow. That he is a

gi g", . ,ftent for trial is the fault d!.:t. Y. whehh declines to repeat i

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