1. Welcome to chapter two of The Asylum for Heroes and Villains!

2. Day five and there's still no job in the adventurer career track. 3. I'm assuming these aspiration points are for hanging out with Erik. Which makes no sense since you are a Romance Sim Jack you should be getting points for flirting, kissing, and woohooing! 4. Um, Doctor? The tub is totally free right now. 5. Congratulations on all of the kissing! Thank you, my Lord. 6. Still no luck. 7. . . . and the tub was totally free! Then they both burst into laughter. 8. I'm begging to think Voldie here does things like this just to creep me out. 9. Lucius has no idea how to deal with this. 10. What? I wasn't watching them, see I'm looking over here. 11. Apparently there's a certain time of night for worrying/crying, since these happened one right after the other. 12. Yes! Day seven brings the right paper and one step closer to achieving Sim!Me's lifetime want! 13. Well at least someone around here is happy. 14. So I hear this is like an insane asylum or something. yeah it is. but what's it like living with a bunch of crazies? look I can't talk right now,I have inmates to feed. 15. First promotion, Whoo! 16. No no no no no no, why did you eat that now you have food poisoning! Argh! 17. Sigh. 18. The way your body keeps movin', it's something that makes me weak. 19. Blargh. 20. Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me, to another time and place.. 21. Blargh. 22. DJ's spinnin' show your hands, let's get dirty that's my jam. 23. I'm bringin sexy back, them other boys don't know how to act. 24. Don't be so quick to walk away, dance with me, I wanna rock your body. 25. Now I need to start makingfriendsto get promotions bah. 26. Voldemort goes and whines about the fact that the double bed is occupied, then passes out on the floor. However one of the single beds was free. My simself wasn't complaining though since that meant she got a bed. 27. I think this place has driven him crazy! 28. Oops! I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game. 29. Jack, what are you going! You have something cooking on the stove! 30. Let me get this straight you leave whatever it is, on the stove to talk to Buffy aboutcooking ! 31. And so it begins, two and a half hours until my simself gets home from work. 32. Voldemort and Hermione are first on the scene. 33. Soon all but two of the inmates are doing the OMG there's a fire dance. And where are Jack and Lucius you might ask? 34. Figures. 35. Soon both of the stoves, and one of the fridges are on fire. 36. Then the second fridge catches on fire as both of the stoves are burned to ashes. 37. Help! I just survived food poisoning, I don't want to die in a fire! It was a close thing to. 38. What is this, Lord Voldemort can not catch on fire! 39. Luckily it wasn't too long after people started catching on fire that my simself got home. She called the fire department put out the Doctor, then started to put out Voldie. 40. Luckily the only losses were two stoves, two fridges, and a counter top. 41. Promotion! 42. Relationship building time. 43. If you wanna fly, come and take a ride,take a space ride with a cowboy, baby. 44. So go on, go on, come on leave me breathless, tempt me tease me, until I can't deny. 45. My boyfriend has gone crazy! 46. Promotion! 47. Congratulations on being so hot, my Lord! Uh . . . thank you. 48. You can't do that it's cheating! Lord Voldemort has no idea what you talking about. 49. Really Hermione he's the Dark Lord, what did you expect. 50. Yes! Another promotion! 51. You two disgust me. 52. NOOO! Lucius, why there was food on the counter! OK so it was burned but it's better than dying of hunger! 53. How could you! You moved my Gravestone! I'm sorry, but I had to it was in the way. 54. Congratulations on all the woohoo! You have some nerve! How could you mention such a thing! 55. Poor Jack wasn't too happy about seeing Lucius's ghost. 56. Another promotion? Yep! 57. Poor Hermione. 58. Oh look it's time for my precious little baby to go to bed. 59. Don't you think he's adorable Jack? Uh, sure. Oh look the Doctor's calling me. 60. Goo goo ga ga. 61. Hopefully that will keep the flower baby away for awhile. Now get to work before your late! 62. YES! 63. First things first. 64. Hi, Gimmy. I'm calling about a Death Eater. 65. If you die again you better not scare me as ghost. I'll try. 66. The End