1. why you should ship strawberry jamby piff

2. its motherfucking canonGamzee wants to cut off daves head and make out with itDave wouldnt die because hes godtierHe didnt say no 3. SO CANONGamzees spade eyes in this picture are for dave, not ICP ->^ Here we can clearly see gamzee smelling dave 4. they share interestsWeird dead things in jarsRappingAlso dave had kind of a fucked up childhood andgamzee is... just plain fucked up 5. Seperately they are super hot 6. Together they pass out boners like cheap cigars 7. PROS Pros and consIts hotCONSDave cant die so gamzee cankill him as much as he wantsGamzee is nowhere to be seenThey could have amazing DavekatrapoffsThe pros completely outweighThey are on a meteor together the consIf you like davekat then karkat and gamzee can shareHypotheticaldave/karkat/gamzee yaois -> 8. summaryStrawberry jam is hotDave and gamzee should touch buttsDave is godtier so gamzee can take out his murderous instincts on him (after they touch butts)They share interests and rap togetherThey are hotIts so fucking canonKarkat can share on the dave hateDid I mention its hotTHE END