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The San Francisco Sunday Call. WHAT THE NAVY THINKS ABOUT WAR The. Irish"7Amerlcan t6ld;.me :he was leaving. the: nayy \u25a0 In ,a .month to , marry arid' settle. down and |go; back to his old trade|*that 'Of a railroad "man. . -He. was the -only, man I:-met -who 1elther)had matrimonial .incumbrarices' or" the in- tention- of forming; any,<\u25a0 connection of the * kind.."; But :if practically, 'none ' ex- . pressed their \u25a0 Intention'; of .-re-enlisting, "everybody expressed Tils lack' of .sorrow of ; having ,be.eh" In . the , nay y' as 'long as : he had, and •none/seemed -to have any . objection' whateyer\t6v<iommittlng their posterity Hto, the. same service. :V-.: V-. : -- .. •-It :w*a van-interesting andigratifylng .! .experience. * Many- jwere ' ; the petitions | made to me." 1 I^was asked'several times, ; "When-; you write this .up, I.'please"1 .' please" doh'tV call us .'Jackies.' ":;' 'lt call ,< them *\u25a0 to;i wit- " ness that'l have 'not:done," so a single;, time.- v Another boy asked me to -"please", tell them: editors, when they,/write about/ ,us : "sailors-.to cut "oat^.the; slang." v- The - same petition /wfaslx^adep^,. two" others | who, used" more^ .'grammar 'and less" of ' v the slang they wanted eliminated. . One- but' of r every ,tw6 l boys I '; talked Ato In:."'-; formed me in' one. way -or another that - \u25a0 "everybody seemed .^to 5 think; sailors | were, tough, but they are not/M l. agree wlth;lthem. .They; are ! not ; They are ; Just plain-buys from; home.* ;. '.\u25a0'..' : : I hayeTplayea marbles \wlth. ".their" counterparts many a time, and a nation ' that could be ashamed of them would hare. to begin being ashamed of itself. RRE there any pfospects of war? I'm afraid not How would you like a fight? Pretty well; they say. it's almost as exciting as target practice. r What other narles could - defeat the American navy? They have forgotten to balld any navies of that sort What Is the purpose of this cruise? Do you think I am a clairvoyant? *;."<"• Will a big fleet remain in the Pa- cific? No. but a small detachment may be left at the Asiatic station, and after the big fleet has completed its cruise to the east and back to New York through the ' Suez canal, the first equafiron will be returned to the Pa- cific Do you Intend to re-ehlist? How can I tell? y{ ' What about sailors marrying? Where do you "think we'd stow the wives? If you had a son .would you want him to enter the, navy? -Sure. The thousands of white capped heads that bobberl in unison through our streets in the great parade can think, and their thoughts keep better step than their feet' The navy, so far as the sailor Is concerned, thinks as a unit. If you have an idea that the American sailor Is a fool or a tough i you should Interview him as I did, and •^ you will recover from such a delusion with remarkable rapidity. I went with the crowds of visitors that took pos- session of the'.r defenseless ships; I waylaid detached parties'." upon the etreets; I fell upon them at divers sun- dry and uru?ypvctefl places, loosed. my rapid fire -of questions upon their un- protected head*, recorded their ready answers anj took ai general average. From the expressed oplfllon of from three to six intelligent -men. each from fourteen »di.Terent battleships and cruiserp, the above are the average answers. The questions were .com- piled that the composite opinion*, of the navy as to the future of the navy as a whole and the general' condition of Its individual members might be arrived at. Most of the opinions of the composite mir.T of the navy are clearly defined. Nobody thcKight there were any prospects of war. and every- body seemed to regret It not from Ibloodthlrstiness or 111 will toward any nation, but as one boy put it, "What does a fellow enter the navj for to deep? Xot much. We're nady for anything on fifteen minutes' notice." h- went on, "bet nothing will happert on this cruise. We're all together and too Ftrorg.'_' - .. '; *-\'r-.- B-Jt vi-h'.i I apked them which other r.avles ou'.d; defeat the American navy they would . not- .take '. me Beriously. When I intimated .that the English navy was considered the strongest in the worM \u25a0tke" y *Airi?rfc&'h sailor as a unit glared at - me- Incredulously, and a when I undertook to -comment upon the absence of ships of the Dreadnought type in the fleet I "took isy life In my own hards. 'Tistruc." 1 remarked to three bluejackets froxn' th««Louisiana, "that you have out here 16 T pretty fair battleships of the second .class, but what would you do " . A tall young Irish-American knocked up his sleeves. Lucy White then caught himself and regarded me gravely. "It's a lucky thing for you that . you are a woman." he said. "I never struck a woman in my life, but if you were Just a little bigger \u25a0 Won't you please call some man around here and get him to say whatrou just said?" "What?" I asked, naively? "That about 16 pretty fair sec —"His voice broke; he could go no further.. One boy asked me if I hadn't, been reading something by that fellow Reu- tfcrdahl. From his tone he didn't think much of "that fellow." "As to anno' plate," they volunteered to inform me, "we've got the best in the world, made in Philadelphia— better than Krupp. And we've got Krupp,. too, on some of the ships, but Krupp Is so hard It is brittle, and the Philadelphia make is more pliable and' tougher." "What about this cruise?" I asked them. "Don't you think it's foolhardy, this parading around the world, show- Ing all the other fellows your hand?" The navy again expressed Its unani- mous opinion in language too varied and picturesque to be repeated here that whatever the purpose of the adminis- tration was that purpose was good and sufficient "But what is the purpose, of this cruise?" I asked. About 60 per cent were reticent and would express no theory, 35 per cent thought It was merely to show the world the strength and practicability of 'our fleet and a very small per cent thought It was a stately demonstration of protection to > a threatened coast. Xo.one advanced thetheory that it was to threaten war or in anticipation of war. But when 1 asked how large a fleet ; would remain in the Pftriflc, \u25a0 ray an- % sivers were so many and different that . I loM all count and trail of them. If any two sailors advanced the identical theory I failed to make the tally.. Everybody agreed that tho fleet as . a whole would remain on the Pacific- coast until July 7. and then 10 battle* ships and auxiliaries » would sail for Honolulu.ithe Alabama and Maine to re- main at Seattle, end the Wisconsin and Nebraska taking their places in the fleet After the fleet reached Hono- lulu, opinion began to :scatter. Some took the .fleet as a whole to Sidney, then to Manila, then to Hongkong and Japan, then through the Suez canal to New York, leaving eight cruisers and the' two ' battleships mentioned above on the Pacific. Others Insisted that these two ships would Join the cruise later, and 18 ships would so through the canal. A email percentage thought the fleet would separate at Manila, but several Intelligent boys, who seemed to understand the subject very well. In- sisted that the only detachment prob- able would be that of four first class battleships, which would be left at Manila. - Over 50: per cent of those I inter- viewed emphatically expressed their opinion that : the 16 ships would com- plete the cruise through the Suez canal, and, after reaching New York, the first squadron, consisting of the Connecticut, Kansas, Louisiana. Vermont, Georgia, Rhode Island, New* Jersey and Virginia, . would make aTcturn cruise around the- Horn again and remain permanently on the Pacific. Whether this last theory, is probable or not, it seems to be the most prevalent among the sailors. This would place eight ships of the very flower of our navy on the Pacific coast some time in the spring or summer of 1909, as the fleet expects to reach the Atlantic coast after the end of 'its long cruise. in February of that year. But as to the sailors ;: Individually, only three-expressed their .intention of re-enlistlng, and these were men who had already been In the service for more than six. years. The truth. of, the matter, as I could arrive at it through those to whom I talked. Is that our navy is composed- of ..boys,— and ;, they are young healthy" Saxons -most; 'of. them— whose main motive^ln" enlisting is usually some' form, of The - majority of enlisted C.men: are :be-, neath 25 years of. age. We have.prac- tically a new' navy in .the course, of every three years. . ! - \u25a0 *. ;* I ; , These boys come from the farm and the village and the city.. They are Just the boys you used to meet In grammar and high . school— -If you were?, lucky enough to -attend ". public, school > anyV where in America. They serve' their three years . and leave - 'the;; service ' healthier and no' doubt .wiser ' men, -to make room for other -youngsters who want to see the world." ."It's not. much for a.man 1 who wants to be -anything big in the world," they told -me,- "but for three years It's all right." As to marrying, no sailor' unless jit be a chief petty officer, they told; me, can afford to marry, unless he be lucky enough—as one boy put ;it-"; it-"—"to get a girl who is willing to support "herself, or whose parents will support her." Little Stories From the Big Ships because a good many.of tten n«v«r knew about it. Old Jack .would- elbow Into a group of the young 'tins fand , innocently ask: "Did any of you -see tha equator yet?" And, of course, no- body had. Some of the .wiser ones would wag their heads. You couldn't fool them. No one could see the equa- tor, for wasn't the .equator an imagi- nary line? And then Jack would pre- tend to be »very indignant . and . finally undertake to convince the most skepti- cal. Out would come a. telescope and Jack would sweep the horizon. / "Now. you- several species .of fools, who says, you can't see the equator. Come here, you, and look for your- »el f -!»aiNSBBttMBH6NKHfIBi One by - one the .Innocents would -peer through the glass and on9 by oil* Continued. •oa Next Pa Will Scarlet TO get a right idea of Jack It Is essential to have a clear .concep- tion of the life that Jack leads. Mr. Businessman, Jack is very different from you and his life is very different from your life. You spend some six or seven hours each day In the company of a 'fluffy haired young lady, who takes your letters down in shorthand and writes them for you on her typewriter, and an elderly gentle- man with the scholars hump, who de- ' votes his attention to the prosaic task of keeping your books. These two per- sons are with you while you and they are at work, but when office- hours are over you -see them no more. -• The stenographer and the book keeper pass completely out of your, life and gang their aln gait until 8 o'clock next morn- lag. Xow, suppose, Mr. Businessman, that things were slightly different. Suppose that, after office hours, conditions- de- manded that your -stenographer and jour book keeper should ride home with you and take dinner with" you and go to the theater with you and next morning breakfast with you. Sup- pose that tli^y both should spend Sun- days and Tiolluays with you. And sup- pose that this order of things should keep up for months' and months, week in and meek out. If your suppositions have been euffl- ciently keen and Imaginative they will have led you to realize pretty clearly the sort of life Jack leads and the con- ditions he has to face, whether at home, on the high seas or in a foreign port. His is a gregarious existence. Nobody can accuse Jack of being a monk, yet In a sense his life is as circumscribed \u25ba es that of the brown robed figure of the cloister. Jack and Brother Paul both live the common life. They both i;e and go 4.0 bed at prescribed hours. icy both work and eat and recreate emselvVs in common. And they both ay each after his own fashion in mmon. Men -who lead the common life in ne become different from other men. icy acquire characteristics of . their m. They see -things from a peculiar iwpoint. They learn to attach lm- rtance to seemingly trivial things d to disraiss what other men regard weighty matters with' a smile and shrug-- Incidentally, they possess a ase of humor which is, shaped and arpened by their environment Tlieoe facts are tiresome enough in c recital, but they are necessary in der that we m«y appreciate Jack's _.jries and enjoy Jack's Jokes at their keenest ar:d test. Ifyou fall to graep the tignlflcar.ee of the common life as led by the bluejackets you fall assured- ly to ccc muclr .point in the anecdotes with which Jack is willing to : regale you on the slightest provocation. On *^the day of the big naval * parade a Jrlend and I fell Into conversation with three men on shore leave from the Minnesota and It was not long before ihe most garrulous of the trio was re- counting certain Incidents of the cruise up the coast He laughed uproariously as he talked, and his companions at 10 second intervals put every tooth in their lieads on exhibition. After the sailors had gone on their way my friend pursed Ills lips and wrinkled his forehead and remarked in the superior sang frold fashion of Mr. John Drew: "Goodness knows, I- can't see what those fellows were laughing at. What he told us was ordinary most ordi- nary. Such stories wouldn't amuse even children." ? There you are! My friend failed ab- solutely to grasp the humor of Jack's narratives for the simple reason that he failed to realize the conditions of Jack's existence. He has made no study of the philosophy of the common life) Readers of "The Christian" may re- member Into what a flurry of amuse- ment the London monastery was thrown when Brother Paul lost his hat It was a mere trifle and not essentially funny; yet the brethren regarded the incident as a capital joke. Men who lead the common life are , in this re- spect like children; they make much out of little or nothing at all. And so Jack finds a rattling good joke in a thing that the average, landsman re- gards as perfectly and flatly common- place and obvious. To illustrate: Everybody who has met any of the officers of the fleet has assuredly heard of "Captain -Green." The big joke of the cruise has been, is and undoubtedly will be, "Captain Green." Should conversation la{jfor a moment at breakfast Lieutenant A will ask Lieutenant B, "Has 'Captain Green-turned out this morning'" As Captain C meets Captain D in the course 1 of a stroll about town he is almost certain to inquire, "Have you met 'Captain GreenT' On at least one memorable occasion during the cruise down the South American coast the wardroom of- the Ohio was converted Into an opera house by a chorus of voices singing in 20 different sharps and flats,' "Where, oh where, is 'Cap- tain Green'? I .'. ' ".. The genesis of the "Captain Green" pleasantry is as follows: Some time be- fore the fleet left Hampton roads an Item appeared in'! certain newspapers to the effect that "Captain Green" had been commissioned to act as pilot dur- ing the passage of the big ships through the atralts of Magellan, The navy men were mystified, and asked one another In all seriousness, "Who Is .'Captain Green?* " Nobody: knew; and then, by the time .the formula of the query was something like "Who' ln heaven, on earth or under the earth Is "Captain Green?' ", the; humor of the thing . became irresistible. The wags hung on to "Captain Green"" as -tena- ciously as comic . weekly humorists cling to jokes about automobiles . : and mothers in law. Even: yet, if you want to see a fleet officer \u25a0 smile, Just men- tion "Captain Green.*!, . It is safe to say that, among us safe, 6ane and conservative landlubbers, a Joke of the "Captain Green" . species would die a natural death in the course of a single day.; That is because; we do not lead the common. life, because our environment Is, not Jack's environment. We don't get as much fun out of: any, one thing as Jack does, because we have so many more things out of which we may extract fun if we please. The shade of the mythical "Captain Green". confines Its gambols to the of-, fleers' wardroom and the quarterdeck. But the boys forward have certain: rib tickling ghosts 'of their own.' The jackies on the -West Virginia grin all over at the recollection of one of their number who bought ; a^ dainty parasol in one of the South American :ports to , protect his black, temperate head; from, ihe tropical sun. He meant to preserve the parasol as a souvenir of the cruise and accordingly brought j If- on -' ship- board.'.- But, In some mysterious way, the parasol disappeared. Naturally, the owner grew uneasy. His *. frenzied^ search of the ship's "lucky bag" proved futile. Then, as his shipmates, pro- . tested in several tones of Insincerity; how awfully .sorry they were, the " searching jacky waxed .wrathful. \u25a0"; He > was going to do things to every man : In his mess if that parasol didn't show; up, •. arid . show : up -. «oori— that's ' ' all ! Things' began to look' really serious when the funny man of .the ahlp'B"icom-. pany saved the situation. .. v . . "Say," he remarked, "do you want to get your pasasol back?": ;. T-V". •'"*"" ''\u25a0'':' . "Of course I' do,'' answered .Jack, with more emphasis > than . the linotype can take." ' .\u25a0-. ... ' \u0084 .",.'.\u25a0'.;" "Well," . pursued the \u25a0 funoy. \ man 1 calmly,' "1 know, where It .is, but -I* reckon you'll l?t If alone." 'V : . : '. ' "Let It alone nothing!"? cried Jack, much provoked/, '".Toil. Just \u25a0 tell. : me where it Is-r-and: blamed quick, ,too'." '." * "Sure I'll . tell , you,'.' "* and the funny- man grinned. .." 'Butts' ate It for breakfast." -' . \u0084.':,...; •/ "Butts". Is \u25a0\u25a0'\u25a0tlie :r black; I ,coated," 1 stump tailed, camera :*eyed goat •'. which". the i West Virginia's 'Jackies* have; adopted as mascot. Ho 1^ obviously a goat.with- a past and the i funny, man's settlement - of the -parasol difficulty, 1 was the- Jnlilal step in- making poor "Butts"; the'vicar- ious j scape goat j for : all on - board. 11 -, Jack \u25a0 forgot his wrath / and his , . threats h of ! chastisement , and ''joined \ heartily In the laugh which was,: of course, on ."Butts." Other : f unny.v men among "the | crew - - af '. once corroborated *the first funnyman's ' statement. /One recalled seemg 'ithe- goat making Scandalous eyes .. at: the : , parasol when.: that, feminine/ appurte^: nance first came on board. •Another, re- membered ghow- . "Butts? ,-"„had - refused food; for. several- hours; in 1 order to.get into; trim for downing the .parasol. Still, another . conjured:. up a vision of; "Butts" tying himself .into, a knot In" his efforts to swallow the handle,' which was thick and curved. 1 was^ reached when - yet '"another. .Jackie dragged the reluctant ''Butts'! Icto the center .of the" group, and"; pretended to* show the braßS ferule of the v parasol protruding from between* twot of .the ; mascot's ribs: :\u25a0-.-.;-.-:•- -i^.^.-.^- -\u25a0:\' ;\u25a0\u25a0: The boys of the- Rhode Island tell ' one on a trim, well looking; youth en-, rolled among them. - Among some vis- \u25a0 itors on. boasdthe'battfeshlp, before the. vessel left.Hampton roads ; was ; an ' ln-" qulsitlve, ; garrulous, pplnionated* elder- ly lady, whose remarks \ on f men*. and things nautical^were* a, source : of 'huge' delight "to all the jackies who happened to be:wlthin earshot. Her guide was explaining^ to, her .the manner 'in^whlch the men ; performed that poetic j opera- tion known as slushing down^the j deck. \u25a0 "Dea.r me!'.' remarked the visitor, > "I* don;t/see};hbw^they- cant help : slipping: when i.t's: rough "out at' sea." . ;'.; '. , . "Oh, well," explained* the 'oiceroneT; "they usually don't wear any shoes.** Just" then the lady caught sight of the .trim, well 4 looking youth standing a' little apart from a group, of blue- jackets Ton "the forward deck. /"Don't-; wear .any /shoes? Dear . me! It's' a wonder they don't catch -their death :of .c01d." .,-, \u25a0 - ' ."•"I" never heard of that ever happen- ing," ithe patient" guide assured' her. TWell," sighed the elderly lady phil- osophically, •"I^suppose. it's all right or It /wouldn't be allowed. ' But" and she' pointed .^to Adonis forward -"what a" pity , such~~a nice iyoung. man has to go around in-his:bare"feet.'" ;;Dld 'Adonis .] hear "about it? Well, rather!- 'AndMtls Just possible 7 that <he will never; cease to hear about it. 'Al- most' daily during, the -long cruise, as Adonis piled his mop, the burden of a sottoV voiced .but -perfectly \ distinct chorus. would come to his ears: \u25a0 '"What' a pity, what a pity! \u0084 . .What a* pity, f pity, pity! \u25ba -What a pity, what a'pity! \u25a0 , - > Such a. rile* young man!" The story of -the "nice young man** Illustrates ; . another characteristic of Jack's humor.. The fun of the man who' leads the v common vlife consists very largely.'in ;the -geritleiart of joehing. Practically, no. ohe.escapes; but. the men who showj-any: singularity;, bear 'the brunt of -the attack. % Let/one of Uncle* Sam's; /enlisted i men "be; over, particular about \u25a0• tlie 'arrangement of .his. hair or* the., condition of his fingernails; let him assume -anything -approaching an un- conventional ( posei -be that, pose physi- cal; moral'or; intellectuali.abo've all, let t hinv acquire the. reputation , of .being a Vgrouch.'-'/aV'gou'ger" or a "tight wad." and ; his vreformation Is:promptly under- taken, and' sometimes secured, by means . of "tHe/'gentle art* of joshing. \u25a0 - : rAndlet ithls :' fact :.be .borne •In mind : The -gentle artr of "Joshlng.Ms ntit con- fined'toVthe deck: \lf\ If possible, It. thrives; even more among the officers. Por-ilnstance://^-' .- ;' /; ; ' \-CSt- .: "..',. , : ' "The fleet was -rolling along the- coast of ' Chill \u25a0and, v asvevery revolution of the propellers - the; vessel" .' nearer . home, ; everybody's j spirits '.rose,- propor- tionately.''.' -.lnV'.the.; navy,' when every- body's -spirits > rise;; everybody.'. takes a handt in'.the- gentle; game of Joshing if there. ls ever.'sp'jßmall, a*chance. :.- ii r A^ group, of' officers ;on one of the bat- tleshlps-f—ll - wouldn't \u25a0. be qii J te f ai r\ to tell' which dne-^were discussing the pet : names bestbwed'onHhenr by. the" jackies \u25a0 aboard. -Several pseudonyms were re- vealed \Xo their'owhers. for the first. time and; caused "a.little embarrassment and aVVkreat- deal.of.mlrthv' Suddenly a youthful", ensign 'who .thus ,'far had 'hot \u25a0 been *• 'mentioned «: among Uhose ; distin- guished > by -honorary : titles * primly' re-; marked:. : >'--..- •''\u25a0\u25a0'\u25a0'•:. ;! \-.- rr \u25a0• \u25a0 \u25a0 \u25a0-.\u25a0'\u25a0 :. in th« fleetwho'haKnonlckname.'' . ~, : _\u25a0'-;,.; \u25a0 \ There v was j'aYmoment's": silence; In which ,"everybody, ;. gasped,*; and ; th eri " ' a brother lofflcer -ejected* a . flood ' of- cigar, smoke 15and^glared.-.'1 s and^glared. -.' - ".-.v. 'i\*\ , \u25a0\u25a0;\u25a0•;• \u25a0 , f^*No ,nlclcname?" he specu- latlvely.**j''Well,.:l 'like ; r that! " .Why; there's, not a'manibn board' that doesn't calHyoui,','WHlle-off-the-plckle-boat!'" m" When the i fleet : to .'; enter.'- theTstralts;of.Magellanran;;pld salt ,whq had; conßlderable^experlence | arid' a con- structiye^im *ff i^ a ' t ! o ° t i co rab [ n ! 9 d (with a" i didactic ,- tendency ,v furnish e'd -; all . un-1 wittinglyj\ material V for *". fun: \u25a0'; \ »n"J v tie v Georgia. : Old Jack never/wearied :of . •telling v the - 1 youngsters \u25a0 -what awful,- awful- things the '"williwaws" "were." "Did' you evef ice a. wMiwaw?'! some beardless innocent would asrk and then Old . Jack '; would * launch forth ". and ; tell "of how, all •of a sudden, . the wllllwaw rose, and , came" down, upon- the unof- fending ship like a.wolf on ', the ; fold and - lifted<the, yessel\high. In*-the air and ,then dropped 1 her on' her,beam'ends and: tied -> lovers*" knots \u25a0\u25a0 In ther } rl gging . and smashed her.: out as flat as a - pancake andTas abroad as ',aXmecry %widow.;; hat.' ;The r williwaw,',he always 'added,', was no; ordinary, storm.' •? It was \u25a0 lots*worse than \u25a0 even:the" fiercest \u25a0'" hurricane, iriUhe north \u25a0 Atlantic, - and" as for .'typhoons— oh pshaV! :v '.; '*\u25a0', •' '•"'/.\u25a0'- " i .'V/,'. ;.":\u25a0;.. \u25a0•\u25a0;,".'.•.: ; /. . .: '-Old ( Jacrk;meant»' of.course, :tbUer'rlfy; the younger generation; but the young- \u25a0 '\u25a0\u25a0'\u25a0.- \ er. generation was skeptical and refused to be terrified.* . Theresult was that the wUliwaw joke' proved to be. a boomer- angs which hit Old Jack and hit-him, hard. On a .calm day., some one or other of the Innocents would quietly call Old t Jack" aside, and pointing, to an imaginary -fleck, of spray on the -horizon, quietly ask:. ' . , VJack. ls ; thatia wllllwaw?" And \u25a0; then Old Jack would growl and It ume ,, and .pray. .that -' a \ real . williwaw might come and scare those* Irreverent youngsters, half; to "death.. But no wllll- .waw:came* and ithe- joke Is still on Old .jack.:..-^.; •;-- -;;.r. ...... .-\.; •\u25a0.:.- \., . \u0084- :, But, Old;Jack.was'more successful In 'a. little"joke ;.that!he. worked off some- what .'earller;ln the .This time •the'; fun;' was. at .the expense of the in- - I nocents 2 and < waa : all ' the', better - fun

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Page 1: The San WHAT Call. THE NAVY

The San Francisco Sunday Call.

WHAT THE NAVYTHINKS ABOUTWAR

The. Irish"7Amerlcan t6ld;.me :he wasleaving. the: nayy \u25a0 In,a .month to,marryarid' settle. down and |go;back to his oldtrade|*that 'Of a railroad "man. . -He. wasthe -only, man I:-met -who1elther)hadmatrimonial .incumbrarices' or" the in-tention- of forming; any,<\u25a0 connection ofthe *kind.."; But :if practically, 'none

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pressed their \u25a0 Intention'; of.-re-enlisting,"everybody expressed Tils lack' of.sorrowof;having ,be.eh" In. the ,nayy'as 'long as:he had, and •none/seemed -to have any.objection' whateyer\t6v<iommittlng theirposterity Hto, the. same service. :V-.: V-. :- - ..•-It:w*avan-interesting andigratifylng .!

.experience.*Many- jwere ';the „ petitions|

made to me." 1I^was asked'several times, ;"When-; you write this .up,I.'please"1

.'please" doh'tVcall us .'Jackies.' ":;''ltcall ,< them *\u25a0 to;iwit-

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ness that'l have 'not:done," so a single;,time.- v Another boy asked me to -"please",tell them: editors, when they,/write about/,us:"sailors-.to cut "oat^.the; slang." v-The

-same petition /wfaslx^adep^,. two"others |who, used" more^.'grammar 'and less" of

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the slang they wanted eliminated. . One-but'of revery ,tw6lboys I';talked Ato In:."'-;formed me in'one. way -or another that

-\u25a0 "everybody seemed .^to 5 think; sailors |were, tough, but they are not/Ml.agreewlth;lthem. .They; are!not ; They are ;Just plain-buys from; home.* ;. '.\u25a0'..' ::IhayeTplayea marbles \wlth. ".their"

counterparts many a time, and a nation'

that could be ashamed of them wouldhare. to begin being ashamed of itself.

RREthere any pfospects of war?

I'm afraid notHow would you like a fight?

Pretty well; they say. it's almostas exciting as target practice.

r What other narles could-defeat the

American navy? They have forgottento balld any navies of that sort

What Is the purpose of this cruise?Do you think Iam a clairvoyant? *;."<"•

Will a big fleet remain in the Pa-cific? No. but a small detachment maybe left at the Asiatic station, and afterthe big fleet has completed its cruiseto the east and back to New Yorkthrough the

'Suez canal, the first

equafiron will be returned to the Pa-cific

Do you Intend to re-ehlist? How canItell? y{

'

What about sailors marrying?Where do you "think we'd stow thewives?If you had a son .would you want

him to enter the, navy? -Sure.The thousands of white capped heads

that bobberl in unison through ourstreets in the great parade can think,and their thoughts keep better stepthan their feet' The navy, so far asthe sailor Is concerned, thinks as aunit. If you have an idea that theAmerican sailor Is a fool or a toughiyou should Interview him as Idid, and•^you will recover from such a delusion

with remarkable rapidity.Iwent withthe crowds of visitors that took pos-session of the'.r defenseless ships; Iwaylaid detached parties'." upon theetreets; Ifell upon them at divers sun-dry and uru?ypvctefl places, loosed. myrapid fire-of questions upon their un-protected head*, recorded their readyanswers anj took ai general average.From the expressed oplfllon of fromthree to six intelligent -men. eachfrom fourteen »di.Terent battleships andcruiserp, the above are the averageanswers. The questions were .com-piled that the composite opinion*, ofthe navy as to the future of the navyas a whole and the general' conditionof Its individual members might bearrived at. Most of the opinions ofthe composite mir.T of the navy areclearly defined. Nobody thcKight therewere any prospects of war. and every-body seemed to regret It not from

Ibloodthlrstinessor 111 will toward any

nation, but as one boy put it, "Whatdoes a fellow enter the navj for

—to

deep? Xot much. We're nady foranything on fifteen minutes' notice."h- went on, "bet nothing will happerton this cruise. We're all together andtoo Ftrorg.'_' • - .. '; *-\'r-.-

B-Jt vi-h'.iIapked them which otherr.avles ou'.d; defeat the American navythey would . not-.take '. me Beriously.When Iintimated .that the Englishnavy was considered the strongest inthe worM \u25a0tke"

y

*Airi?rfc&'h sailor as aunit glared at

-me- Incredulously, and

a when Iundertook to -comment upon theabsence of ships of the Dreadnoughttype in the fleet I"took isy life In myown hards. 'Tistruc." 1remarked tothree bluejackets froxn' th««Louisiana,"that you have out here 16Tpretty fairbattleships of the second .class, butwhat would you do

—".A tall youngIrish-American knocked up his sleeves.

Lucy White then caught himself and regarded megravely. "It's a lucky thing for you

that .you are a woman." he said. "Inever struck a woman in my life,but ifyou were Just a little bigger

—\u25a0

—Won't

you please call some man around hereand get him to say whatrou just said?""What?" Iasked, naively? "That about16 pretty fair sec

——"His voice broke;

he could go no further..One boy asked me ifIhadn't, been

reading something by that fellow Reu-tfcrdahl. From his tone he didn't thinkmuch of "that fellow." "As to anno'plate," they volunteered to inform me,"we've got the best in the world, madein Philadelphia— better than Krupp.

And we've got Krupp,. too, on some ofthe ships, but Krupp Is so hard It isbrittle, and the Philadelphia make ismore pliable and' tougher."

"What about this cruise?" Iaskedthem. "Don't you think it's foolhardy,

this parading around the world, show-Ing all the other fellows your hand?"The navy again expressed Its unani-mous opinion in language too variedand picturesque to be repeated here thatwhatever the purpose of the adminis-tration was that purpose was good andsufficient "But what is the purpose,of this cruise?" Iasked. About 60 percent were reticent and would expressno theory, 35 per cent thought It wasmerely to show the world the strength

and practicability of 'our fleet and avery small per cent thought It was astately demonstration of protection to >

a threatened coast. Xo.one advancedthetheory that it was to threaten waror in anticipation of war.

But when 1 asked how large a fleet ;

would remain in the Pftriflc, \u25a0 ray an- %

sivers were so many and different that.IloM all count and trail of them. Ifany two sailors advanced the identicaltheory Ifailed to make the tally..Everybody agreed that tho fleet as . awhole would remain on the Pacific-coast until July 7. and then 10 battle*ships and auxiliaries » would sail forHonolulu.ithe Alabama and Maine to re-main at Seattle, end the Wisconsin andNebraska taking their places in thefleet After the fleet reached Hono-lulu, opinion began to:scatter. Sometook the .fleet as a whole to Sidney,then to Manila, then to Hongkong andJapan, then through the Suez canal toNew York, leaving eight cruisers andthe' two 'battleships mentioned aboveon the Pacific. Others Insisted thatthese two ships would Join the cruiselater, and 18 ships would so throughthe canal. A email percentage thoughtthe fleet would separate at Manila, butseveral Intelligent boys, who seemed tounderstand the subject very well. In-sisted that the only detachment prob-able would be that of four first classbattleships, which would be left atManila. -

Over 50: per cent of those Iinter-viewed emphatically expressed theiropinion that :the 16 ships would com-plete the cruise through the Suez canal,and, after reaching New York, the firstsquadron, consisting of the Connecticut,Kansas, Louisiana. Vermont, Georgia,Rhode Island, New*Jersey and Virginia,.would make aTcturn cruise around the-Horn again and remain permanently onthe Pacific. Whether this last theory,is probable or not, it seems to be themost prevalent among the sailors. Thiswould place eight ships of the veryflower of our navy on the Pacific coastsome time in the spring or summer of1909, as the fleet expects to reach the

Atlantic coast after the end of'its longcruise. inFebruary of that year.

But as to the sailors ;:Individually,only three-expressed their .intention ofre-enlistlng, and these were men whohad already been In the service formore than six.years. The truth. of,thematter, as Icould arrive at it throughthose to whom Italked. Is that ournavy is composed- of ..boys,—and ;, theyare young healthy" Saxons -most; 'of.them— whose main motive^ln" enlistingis usually some' form, ofThe

-majority of enlisted C.men: are :be-,neath 25 years of.age. We have.prac-tically a new' navy in .the course, ofevery three years. . !

-\u25a0 *. ;*I;,

These boys come from the farm andthe village and the city.. They are Justthe boys you used to meet In grammarand high . school— -If you were?, luckyenough to -attend ".public, school > anyVwhere in America. They serve' theirthree years . and leave - 'the;; service'healthier and no' doubt .wiser

'men, -to

make room for other -youngsters who• want to see the world." ."It's not.muchfor a.man 1 who wants to be -anythingbig in the world," they told-me,- "butfor three years It's all right."

As to marrying, no sailor' unless jitbe a chief petty officer, they told;me,can afford to marry, unless he be luckyenough—as one boy put ;it-";it-"—"to get agirl who is willing to support "herself,or whose parents will support her."

Little Stories From the Big Ships

because a good many.of tten n«v«rknew about it. Old Jack .would- elbowInto a group of the young 'tins fand,innocently ask: "Did any of you -seetha equator yet?" And, of course, no-body had. Some of the .wiser oneswould wag their heads. You couldn'tfool them. No one could see the equa-tor, for wasn't the .equator an imagi-nary line? And then Jack would pre-tend to be »very indignant.and .finallyundertake to convince the most skepti-cal. Out would come a. telescope andJack would sweep the horizon./"Now. you- several species .of fools,who says, you can't see the equator.Come here, you, and look for your-»el f-!»aiNSBBttMBH6NKHfIBi

One by - one the .Innocents would-peer through the glass and on9 by oil*

Continued. •oa Next Pa $«

Will Scarlet

TOget a right idea of Jack It Is

essential to have a clear .concep-tion of the life that Jack leads.

Mr. Businessman, Jack is very

different from you and his life is very

different from your life. You spend

some six or seven hours each day Inthe company of a 'fluffy haired young

lady, who takes your letters down inshorthand and writes them for you onher typewriter, and an elderly gentle-

man with the scholars hump, who de-'votes his attention to the prosaic taskof keeping your books. These two per-

sons are with you while you and they

are at work, but when office- hours areover you -see them no more. -• Thestenographer and the book keeper passcompletely out of your, life and gang

their aln gait until 8 o'clock next morn-lag.

Xow, suppose, Mr. Businessman, thatthings were slightlydifferent. Supposethat, after office hours, conditions- de-

manded that your -stenographer andjour book keeper should ride homewith you and take dinner with" you

and go to the theater with you andnext morning breakfast with you. Sup-pose that tli^y both should spend Sun-days and Tiolluays with you. And sup-pose that this order of things shouldkeep up for months' and months, weekin and meek out.

Ifyour suppositions have been euffl-ciently keen and Imaginative they willhave led you to realize pretty clearlythe sort of life Jack leads and the con-ditions he has to face, whether at home,on the high seas or in a foreign port.His is a gregarious existence. Nobodycan accuse Jack of being a monk, yetIn a sense his life is as circumscribed

\u25ba es that of the brown robed figure ofthe cloister. Jack and Brother Paulboth live the common life. They both

i;eand go 4.0 bed at prescribed hours.

icy both work and eat and recreateemselvVs in common. And they bothay

—each after his own fashion

—in

mmon.Men -who lead the common life inne become different from other men.icy acquire characteristics of . theirm. They see -things from a peculiariwpoint. They learn to attach lm-rtance to seemingly trivial thingsd to disraiss what other men regardweighty matters with'a smile and

shrug-- Incidentally, they possess aase of humor which is, shaped andarpened by their environmentTlieoe facts are tiresome enough inc recital, but they are necessary inder that we m«y appreciate Jack's

_.jries and enjoy Jack's Jokes at theirkeenest ar:d test. Ifyou fall to graepthe tignlflcar.ee of the common life asled by the bluejackets you fall assured-ly to ccc muclr .point in the anecdoteswith which Jack is willingto:regaleyou on the slightest provocation. On*^the day of the big naval

*parade a

Jrlend and Ifell Into conversation withthree men on shore leave from theMinnesota and It was not long beforeihe most garrulous of the trio was re-counting certain Incidents of the cruise

up the coast He laughed uproariouslyas he talked, and his companions at 10second intervals put every tooth intheir lieads on exhibition. After thesailors had gone on their way myfriend pursed Ills lips and wrinkled hisforehead and remarked in the superiorsang frold fashion of Mr. John Drew:"Goodness knows, I-can't see whatthose fellows were laughing at. Whathe told us was ordinary

—most ordi-

nary. Such stories wouldn't amuseeven children." ?

There you are! My friend failed ab-solutely to grasp the humor of Jack'snarratives for the simple reason thathe failed to realize the conditions ofJack's existence. He has made nostudy of the philosophy of the commonlife)

Readers of "The Christian" may re-member Into what a flurry of amuse-ment the London monastery wasthrown when Brother Paul lost his hatIt was a mere trifle and not essentiallyfunny; yet the brethren regarded theincident as a capital joke. Men wholead the common life are ,in this re-spect like children; they make muchout of little or nothing at all. And soJack finds a rattling good joke in athing that the average, landsman re-gards as perfectly and flatly common-place and obvious.

To illustrate: Everybody who hasmet any of the officers of the fleet hasassuredly heard of "Captain -Green."The big joke of the cruise has been, isand undoubtedly will be, • "CaptainGreen." Should conversation la{jfor amoment at breakfast Lieutenant A willask Lieutenant B, "Has 'CaptainGreen-turned out this morning'" AsCaptain C meets Captain D in thecourse 1 of a stroll about town he isalmost certain to inquire, "Have youmet 'Captain GreenT' On at least onememorable occasion during the cruisedown the South American coast thewardroom of- the Ohio was convertedInto an opera house by a chorus ofvoices singing in 20 different sharpsand flats,' "Where, oh where, is 'Cap-tain Green'? I.'.

'"..

The genesis of the "Captain Green"pleasantry is as follows: Some time be-fore the fleet left Hampton roads anItem appeared in'!certain newspapersto the effect that "Captain Green" hadbeen commissioned to act as pilot dur-ing the passage of the big shipsthrough the atralts of Magellan, Thenavy men were mystified, and askedone another In all seriousness, "WhoIs .'Captain Green?*

"Nobody: knew;

and then, by the time .the formula ofthe query was something like "Who' lnheaven, on earth or under the earth Is"Captain Green?' ",the; humor of thething. became irresistible. The wagshung on to "Captain Green"" as -tena-ciously as comic .weekly humoristscling to jokes about automobiles .:andmothers in law. Even:yet, if you wantto see a fleet officer \u25a0 smile, Just men-tion "Captain Green.*!, .Itis safe to say that, among us safe,

6ane and conservative landlubbers, aJoke of the "Captain Green" .specieswould die a natural death in the courseof a single day.; That is because; we donot lead the common. life, because ourenvironment Is,not Jack's environment.We don't get as much fun out of:any,one thing as Jack does, because wehave so many more things out of whichwe may extract fun if we please.

The shade of the mythical "Captain

Green". confines Its gambols to the of-,fleers' wardroom and the quarterdeck.But the boys forward have certain: ribtickling ghosts 'of their own.' Thejackies on the -West Virginia grin allover at the recollection of one of theirnumber who bought ;a^ dainty parasolin one of the South American :ports to,protect his black, temperate head; from,ihe tropical sun. He meant to preservethe parasol as a souvenir of the cruiseand accordingly brought jIf-on -' ship-board.'.- But, In some mysterious way,the parasol disappeared. Naturally, theowner grew uneasy. His *. frenzied^search of the ship's "lucky bag" provedfutile. Then, as his shipmates, pro-.tested in several tones of Insincerity;how awfully .sorry they were, the

"

searching jacky waxed .wrathful. \u25a0"; He >

was going to do things to every man :

Inhis mess if that parasol didn't show;up, •. arid .show :• up -. «oori— that's

''all!

Things' began to look' really seriouswhen the funny man of.the ahlp'B"icom-.pany saved the situation... v . .

"Say," he remarked, "do you want toget your pasasol back?": ;.T-V".•'"*"" ''\u25a0'':'. "Of course I'do,'' answered .Jack,with more emphasis > than . the linotypecan take." '

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"Well," .pursued the \u25a0 funoy. \man 1calmly,' "1know, where It.is, but -I*reckon you'll l?t Ifalone." 'V : . : '.

'"Let It alone nothing!"? cried Jack,

much provoked/, '".Toil. Just \u25a0 tell.:mewhere itIs-r-and: blamed quick,,too'." '."

*

"Sure I'll.tell,you,'.' "*and the funny-

man grinned. .."'Butts' ate It forbreakfast." -'. \u0084.':,...; •/

"Butts". Is \u25a0\u25a0'\u25a0tlie :rblack; I,coated," 1 stumptailed, camera :*eyed goat •'. which". the iWest Virginia's 'Jackies* have; adoptedas mascot. Ho 1^ obviously a goat.with-a past and the ifunny,man's settlement -of the -parasol difficulty,1 was the- Jnlilalstep in- making poor "Butts"; the'vicar-ious jscape goat jfor:all on-

board. 11-, Jack \u25a0

forgot his wrath / and his ,. threats h of!chastisement ,and ''joined \heartily In thelaugh which was,: of course, on ."Butts." •Other :funny.v men among "the|crew --

af'.once corroborated *the first funnyman's '

statement. /One recalled seemg 'ithe-goat making Scandalous eyes .. at: the:,parasol when.: that, feminine/ appurte^:nance first came on board. •Another,re-membered ghow-."Butts? ,-"„had - refusedfood; for.several- hours; in1 order to.getinto; trim for downing the .parasol.Still, another . conjured:. up a vision of;"Butts" tying himself .into, a knot In"his efforts to swallow the handle,' whichwas thick and curved. 1was^reached when

-yet '"another. .Jackie

dragged the reluctant ''Butts'! Icto thecenter .of the" group, and"; pretended to*show the braßS ferule of the vparasolprotruding from between* twot of.the ;

mascot's ribs: :\u25a0-.-.;-.-:•- -i^.^.-.^- -\u25a0:\' ;\u25a0\u25a0:The boys of the- Rhode Island tell

'

one on a trim, well looking;youth en-,rolled among them.

-Among some vis- \u25a0

itors on.boasdthe'battfeshlp, before the.vessel • left.Hampton roads ;was;an

'ln-"

qulsitlve,;garrulous, pplnionated* elder-ly lady, whose remarks \on f men*. andthings nautical^were* a,source :of 'huge'delight"to all the jackies who happenedto be:wlthin earshot. Her guide wasexplaining^ to,her .the manner 'in^whlchthe men ;performed that poetic jopera-tion known as slushing down^the jdeck.

\u25a0 "Dea.r me!'.' remarked the visitor, > "I*don;t/see};hbw^they- cant help :slipping:when i.t's:rough "out at' sea." . ;'.; '. ,• .

"Oh, well," explained* the 'oiceroneT;

"they usually don't wear any shoes.**Just" then the lady caught sight of

the .trim, well 4 looking youth standinga' little apart from a group, of blue-jackets Ton "the forward deck./"Don't-; wear .any /shoes? Dear .me!

It's' a wonder they don't catch -theirdeath :of.c01d." .,-, \u25a0

- '

."•"I"never heard of that ever happen-ing," ithe patient" guide assured' her.

TWell," sighed the elderly lady phil-osophically, •"I^suppose. it's all right orIt/wouldn't be allowed.

'But"

—and

she' pointed .^to Adonis forward—

-"whata" pity,such~~a nice iyoung.man has togo around in-his:bare"feet.'";;Dld 'Adonis .]hear "about it? Well,rather!- 'AndMtls Just possible 7 that <hewill never; cease to hear about it.'Al-most' daily during, the -long cruise, asAdonis piled his mop, the burden of asottoV voiced .but -perfectly \ distinctchorus. would come to his ears: \u25a0

• '"What' a pity, what a pity!\u0084

. .What a* pity,fpity, pity!\u25ba -What a pity, what a'pity! \u25a0 , - >

Such a.rile* young man!"The story of -the "nice young man**

Illustrates ;. another characteristic ofJack's humor.. The fun of the man who'leads the vcommon vlife consists verylargely.'in ;the -geritleiart of joehing.Practically, no.ohe.escapes; but. the menwho showj-any: singularity;, bear 'thebrunt of-the attack. % Let/one of Uncle*Sam's; /enlisted imen "be;over, particularabout \u25a0• tlie 'arrangement of.his. hair or*the.,condition of his fingernails; let himassume -anything -approaching an un-conventional (posei -be that, pose physi-cal; moral'or; intellectuali.abo've all, let thinv acquire the. reputation ,of .being aVgrouch.'-'/aV'gou'ger" or a "tight wad."and;his vreformation Is:promptly under-taken, and' sometimes secured, by means .of"tHe/'gentle art*of joshing. \u25a0

-:rAndletithls:'fact :.be .borne •In mind:The -gentle artr of"Joshlng.Ms ntit con-fined'toVthe deck: \lf\ Ifpossible,It.thrives; even more among the officers.Por-ilnstance://^-' .- ;' /;;' \-CSt- .: "..',. , :'

"The fleet was-rolling along the- coastof'Chill \u25a0and,vasvevery revolution of the

propellers-the; vessel" .'nearer .

home,;everybody's jspirits '.rose,- propor-tionately.''.' -.lnV'.the.; navy,' when every-body's -spirits >rise;; everybody.'. takes ahandt in'.the- gentle; game of Joshing ifthere. ls ever.'sp'jßmall, a*chance. :.-ii r A^group, of'officers ;on one of the bat-tleshlps-f—ll

-wouldn't \u25a0. be qiiJ te •fair\ to

tell'which dne-^were discussing the pet:names bestbwed'onHhenr by. the" jackies

\u25a0

aboard. -Several pseudonyms were re-vealed \Xo their'owhers. for the first. timeand; caused "a.little embarrassment andaVVkreat- deal.of.mlrthv' Suddenly ayouthful",ensign 'who .thus ,'far had 'hot \u25a0

been *•'mentioned «: among Uhose ;distin-guished > by -honorary :titles

*primly' re-;

marked:. :>'--..- •''\u25a0\u25a0'\u25a0'•:. ;!\-.- rr \u25a0•\u25a0

\u25a0 \u25a0-.\u25a0'\u25a0 :.in th«

fleetwho'haKnonlckname.'' . ~, : _\u25a0'-;,.; \u25a0

\ There v was j'aYmoment's": silence; Inwhich ,"everybody, ;. gasped,*; and ;theri

"'a

brother lofflcer -ejected* a. flood'of- cigar,

smoke 15and^glared.-.'1 s and^glared. -.'-".-.v.'i\*\ ,\u25a0\u25a0;\u25a0•;• •

\u25a0 ,f^*No ,nlclcname?" he specu-latlvely.**j''Well,.:l 'like;rthat!

".Why;

there's, not a'manibn board' that doesn'tcalHyoui,','WHlle-off-the-plckle-boat!'"m" When the ifleet :to .'; enter.'-theTstralts;of.Magellanran;;pld salt ,whqhad; conßlderable^experlence |arid'a con-structiye^im *ffi a't!o

°ticorab[n!9d (witha"ididactic ,- tendency ,vfurnish e'd -;all. un-1wittinglyj\material Vfor *".•fun:\u25a0'; \»n"J v

tie v

Georgia. :Old Jack never/wearied :of.•tellingv the

-1youngsters \u25a0 -what • awful,-

awful- things the '"williwaws" "were.""Did'you evef ice a.wMiwaw?'! some

beardless innocent would asrk and thenOld. Jack '; would * launch forth ".and;tell"of how, all •of a • sudden, .the wllllwawrose, and ,came" down, upon- the unof-fending ship like a.wolf on ',the;fold and

-lifted<the, yessel\high. In*-the air and,then dropped 1her on'her,beam'ends and:tied -> lovers*"knots

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Inther }rlgging.andsmashed her.: out as flat as a

-pancake

andTas abroad as ',aXmecry %widow.;;hat.';Therwilliwaw,',he always 'added,', was no;ordinary, storm.' •?It was \u25a0lots*worse than \u25a0

even:the" fiercest \u25a0'"hurricane, iriUhe north \u25a0

Atlantic,-

and" as for .'typhoons— ohpshaV! :v '.; '*\u25a0', •' '•"'/.\u25a0'-

"i.'V/,'.;.":\u25a0;.. \u25a0•\u25a0;,".'.•.:;/..

.:'-Old ( Jacrk;meant»' of.course, :tbUer'rlfy;the younger generation; but the young-

\u25a0 '\u25a0\u25a0'\u25a0.- \er. generation was skeptical and refusedto be terrified.* . Theresult was that thewUliwaw joke' proved to be.a boomer-angs which hit Old Jack and hit-him,hard. On a .calm day., some one orother of the Innocents would quietlycall Old tJack" aside, and pointing,to animaginary -fleck, of spray on the

-horizon, quietly ask:.'

. , VJack. ls;thatia wllllwaw?"And\u25a0; then Old •Jack would growl and

Itume ,,and .pray..that -'a \real .williwawmight come and scare those* Irreverentyoungsters, half;to"death.. But no wllll-

.waw:came* and ithe- joke Is still on Old

.jack.:..-^.; •;-- -;;.r....... .-\.; •\u25a0.:.- \., . \u0084-

:,But,Old;Jack.was'more successful In'a. little"joke;.that!he. worked off some-what .'earller;ln the .This time•the'; fun;' was. at .the expense of the in-

-Inocents 2and < waa :all

'the', better-

fun