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No. 65

Pubsters resign in protestThe editorial board and

complete staff of the Ubysse yhave resigned after learnin g

of a proposed student counci l

investigation into material fo rthe annual goon edition .

The Ubyssey learned inves-tigation was proposed afte rpart of the copy for the usual-

ly humaurous, and often libel-ous, edition fell into the hand sof student councillors .

Publications co - ordinato rRoss Craigie announced hewas quitting. He was followedby Ubyssey editor Fred Flet -

cher, who said : "This is defin-itely the last edition I am put-

ting out . I do not believe in sup-

pression of press freedom. "Other members of the Ubysse ystaff followed suit and 49 res-ignations were received .

Student's Council did notcomment on the mass resigna-

tion .

Information received by TheUbyssey said that the mem-

bers of council were expectedto look into the copy of TheUbyssey today and pass judge-

ment on the goon edition ma-terial .

"Whatever they do, their ac-tion will be too late," said for-mer news editor Denis Stan-ley . "I am through and hopeto see all my staff quit withme . "

The resignation of the staffwas the first caused by goonmaterial sinse the infamou ssacreligious issue in 1958 .

Ubyssey editor-elect RogerMcAfee said he would mostlikely be back next fall to tak ehis position as head of the pa-per but would not publish a

paper again this spring, in th elight of all the resignations .

Student reaction to the im-mediate suspension of publi-

cation varied but most studentreaders said they would mis spublication of the campus' smost efficient news medium .

"Now we'll be forced to lis-ten to that cruddy Radsoc,"said one disgruntled student .Others said they hoped a partof- their fees w o u-1 d be r e-turned as a result of the sud-den suspension of publication.

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;JANE SPRATT, pretty Homecoming Queen, is pictured hereparticipating in one of the more strenuous "Spring Feve rDal" festivities. Her ehthusiastic partner is Buddy Kichler ofthe "Red Hairy Mass . "

Ern a, hirerey come again

Brief asks largergrant;cabinet noncommitta l

Edgar, Cornwall, - Maddenmeet government officials

U>3tC's hard - driving Rugby

Thunderbirds meet the Califor-

nia Bears in the second, deciding

s wine of the two-game, total-

point World Cup series tomor-

; w at 1:30 p.m.. in Varsity ' Sta-

dium .

- in the first game of the Cup, thusraking the winner of the secondwine the winner of the series .Two days later, `iif3C downed thePears 8-3, handing -UCLA theirfirst' loss in 34 games .

There should be an interestin gcontrast of styles — UCLA playsa tight scrhm game, while theBirds have an open, wide-run--ning style .

UBC will be at full strength .Fred Sturrock, who suffered aShoulder separation in the UCLAseries, will . strip for the game.This-game is the last- of the seas-

on for the Birds, and the last atUBC for Coach Max Howell .

Riding on a string of wins, theBirds should be ripe for theWorld Cup game . hey, toppledthe Vancouver Reps from theB.C. Championship by defeatingthem 1 4 .3 in the MMKechnie Cup

Birds raced around the slowerUCLA Bears 23-6 and 24-8. -

The California team, coache dby Dr. Miles Hudson, has wonthe cup for the past two years .It plays a careful forward game ,counting on capture of the ballin the scrums and lineouts .

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gave Victoria College ain debating .

UBC Debating Union hadtwice challenged Victoria Col-

Nge to a debate and had twic ebeen -refused : So the union decid-ed to send two teams to debat ethe resolution. "Resolved t h a tVictoria should have a univer-sity ." About 300 students sawthe affirmative team win .

Bruce Frazer, speaking for the -affirmative, said the basic pur-pose of a university is to rais ethe intellectual a n d cultura lstandards of the society . He saidthat small towns such as Vic-toria are ideally located for uni-versities .

Tom D'Aquino, speaking forthe negative, said that it shouldbe maintained at the presentsystem with Victoria College asan affiliate .

He also said that there worldbe serious ramifications and dup -lications to both institutions ifVictoria had a university.

Peter Hebb, speaking for th eaffirmative, said that a univer-sity in Victora would provide aplace of higher learning forMLA's to receive university edu-cation 'as advocated in an edi-torial by - the Victoria Dail yTimes :

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Tony Vincent, speaking forthe negative, said that Victoriahasn't changed since the 19thcentury and Victoria studentsshould hold high the tarch ofImperialism and maintain thelast outpost in the Empire .

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Earlier at UBC Andrew Black ,and Irena Olejnik, agricultureundergraduate society debatorsand winners of the interfacultydebates, defeated Tony Vincentand Tom D'Aguino of Psi Upsi-lon fraternity in the inter-facultyvs inter-fraternity debate onWednesday . -

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the meeting were Hon . Ray Wil-liston, Hon . -Buda Brown, Hon.Les Peterson, and Hon. RobertBonner, QC .

"They were very receptive to-ward the proposals but noncom-mittal ." said Dave Edgar .

During the session many ideaswere discussed. The most outsstanding were Bill 23 and a mat =ching grant for the AMS in .building - expansions .

-"Besides: going there to pre-sent the brief it gave us a chanceto keep the student needs i ti "fro re of the government ." saidEdgar .

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Jane Drew, one of the world' s

leading women architects, will

visit Vancouver next week to

Igive a . public, lecture and ad-

dress students at the University

of British Columbia .

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Miss Drew will speak to UBC

students at 12:30 p.m . Wednesday in Hut 012, Faculty of Ar-chitecture . ,

Thursday she will give a pub-lic lecture in the B .C. Electric

Auditorium at 8:30 p .m., spon-

sored by the Architectural In-

stitute of B .C .

town planning advisor andMiss Dre ,

,acted as a -senior architect in Africa an dIndia and planned a section o fthe Festival of Britain in 1951 .

Her . current work is in townplanning and housing in Iran andCeylon. Her Canadian tour issponsored by the British Coun-cil .

Hungry women - feas t

in Brock Thursday

AWS-WAA' Bangt$t will beheld- next Thuraday irn theBrock Lounge .

The noon banquet is opento all girls . Tickets for 85cents are on sale this weekand can be purchased fromany of the council member sof AWS or =WAA; next weekthey will be on sale in th eAMS Office .

Notice has been made thatall eating privileges will betaken away from girls in Mil-dred Brock unless the coffeecups and lunch bags arecleaned up . -

The. Birds tied California 3-3 j game.

-In a pair of twin w in the

President Al Cornwall, retire dTwo UBC teams Thursday President Dave Edgar, NFCU S

lesson Chairman John Madden and Na -tional Exec. to NFCUS RussBrink, met with Cabinet Minis-ters Wednesday night in Victoriato present a brief .

The brief was designed to sup-plement the NFCUS brief pre-sented to Prime Minister Joh nDiefenbaker last month .

The four main topics in thebrief were :

-• A larger operating grant

for the University so that bette rprofessors who. demand higherpay could be hired .

• In conjunction with t h eBursary proposals presented t othe Federal Govt ., the UBC briefasked for Provincial support a -long the same lines .

• The brief also asked forspecial consideration to student sfor . : summer ; employment withthe Government . -▪ The Government was asked

to help keep the interest, to-wards the University in the HighSchools th'roughoiit BC., on ahigh level .

-Cabinet Ministers present at

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NEWS:— Krishna Sahay, Diane Greenall, Jerry Pirie ,Coleman Romalis, Ruth Robertson, Dick A rk 1 e y ,Sharon McKinnon, George Railton, Jack Ornstein ,Bob Cannon, Frank Findenigg,

SPORTS:— Pete Gelin, Chris Fahrni, Bert MacKinnon .,Ronn Kydd,

TECHNICAL :— Maureen Covell, Kitty Watt, Fred Jones,Chuck Bishop, Don Hume .

We'll miss itOld 'Councillors have left office. New have taken over.

This is the last edition of The Ubyssey for 1960-61. It is

the sixty-fourth paper published by this year 's pubsters .

A lot has happened this year. And it may sound schmaltzy ,

but we feel a wave of nostaglia as we look back .

We 're going to miss telling you about the tinsel world

sf student government . We 're going to miss trying to inform

you, entertain you, fool you — and foist our opinions on you.

We think that a great deal has been accomplished in stu-

dent affairs this year . There is a large group of people who

deserve thanks for this . Unfortunately, we can't mention them

all here .Certain achievements are worthy of note . First in imr

portance is the new form of student government .

And there exists in that a great challenge . The under -

graduate - society presidents must take their responsibilitie s

seriously if it is too work . They must look at the needs, of the

campus as a whole and drop any parochial tendencies they

might have .

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-Several people deserve credit for this innovation . There

are the forerunners — Mr . Bawner, Mr. Mutarnbikwa and

LVIr . Haskins "" who produced reports giving this year 's Coun-

cil something to go on .There is AMS PRO, Mark Daniels, without whose con-

tinual prodding nothing might have been done. There are

Ross- Craigie - and :Russell Brink, who drew up the proposal

whi4 served as the foundation for the final plan . And there

is Piesident Dave Edgar, whose insistence on quick action

put the thing over the top .

The- student. 'union building-winter sports arena projec t

also deserves mention . Mastermind Ross Craigie i,s responsible

for the plans and for the successful negotiations with the ad-

ministration .There is the long overdue revision in the discipline sys-

tem, 'for which hustling John Goodwin deserves credit . He

brought more spark to the vice-presidents office than has

been t seen for sole ' years .Other Councillors deserve credit for other reasons . The

elections were run very well this year by Returning Officer

Russ Brink and Elections chairman Chris Davies .

For other things, Councillors deserve something less tha n

credi .

1Text year 's Council should do its best to avoid two evil s

exhibited by this year 's Council — sheep" voting and lack o f

information and conviction on important issues .

We hope the new Council will accept the challenge — and

we hope that you will back them up .

`Bye no wThe Ubyssey wishes to take this oppoftunity to thank

all those who have helped us this year. And this includes all

those who have favored us with constructive criticism, either

'through letters to the editor or in person .

We would like to thank College Printers for the co-operatio n

they have given us, and especially Jim Milliken, Don Blis s

and Terry Prentice .

-We are grateful for help received from Publications Co-

-ordinator Ross Craigie and Advertising Manager Lauri e

Frisby. Both haxee, .done -excellent jobs this year .

We would also like to thank you for reading The Ubyssey .

Without you, we would not exist. We have done our, best t o

please you. We hope we have -succeeded in some measures,

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Another 'Fairplay'?Editor,

The Ubyssey .Dear Sir :

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Now that the Union of SouthAfrica has been forced to sig-nify her intention of withdraw-ing from the Commonwealth ofNations, it seems reasonablethat we consider forming . a"Fair-play for South Africa So-ciety" to fill up the vacuumcreated .

The objectives of such a so-ciety must include, I think, theregaining by South Africa of

embership in the Common-,wealth Club .

At the moment, South Afric ais espoused to the policy of"apartheid," and is unwillin gto divorce herself from it . How-ever, since it is quite likelythat she will not be able tomaintain her policy everlast-ingly, I therefore think that itis only a matter of time beforeshe seeks once more, the coun- ,sel and refuge which the Com-monwealth Club is ready to af-ford her .

The proposed "Fair-play forSouth Africa Society"will pro-vide 'excellent opportunitiesfor working out the best waysof providing continuity to thestruggle against "apartheid ." I twill not •, only. ease, SouthAfrica's "face-saving" pains ,but will also help to -achiev epeace in that strife-torn coun-try.

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Yours respectfully ,BABULAL RAMLOGAN ,

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Frats Agai nEditor ,The Ubyssey .Dear Sir : '

Many students at this uni-versity have been approachedto sign a petition condemningthe two campus fraternitiesthat limit their membership t oChristians of the white race .Good idea .

But why expel them fromthe campus? Only - very fewstudents would support racialdiscrimination ; but do, not allof you believe in the -tradition-

al freedoms of speech, thoughtand religion in Canada ?

I suggest- that all - advocatorsof this petition stop and thinkfor awhile. Is our personalfreedom not already restrictedenough? If certain peoplewould form a brotherhood un-der their own standards wouldyou discriminate against them ?—you, advocators of non-dis-crimination? If you want t oconvert the poor mis=informedfellows, by all - means do so ,but don't take away their free-dom, don't persecute them .

I may be wrong, and if I a mI would be gladly set right, bu tI see no harm being done b ythe fraternities in question . Ifyou -don't like them, don't joi nthem .

Yours for freedom ,TREVOR CHANDLER ,

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Try Left 'FieldEditor, The Ubyssey,Dear Sir :

Miss Wendy Bernett must b econgratulated for ' putting theSobthpaws' case before the au-thorities . There are some of us ,hoL'ever, who are not contentto see her• . suggestions imple-mented "'in the furnishing offuture buildings" ; we want ac-tion now. I therefore addressm remarks ta,the Physical Ed-ucation department . -

Lefties have become accus-toiried to living , in the right-handed world by the time theyenter UBC; they are not sur-prised to ,find that . desks, likegolf clubs, orange squeezers ,sewing machines and doors ar enot manufactured to suit theirneeds .- They do not hope to revolu-

tionize industry for the sake ofthe forgotten 8% nbut they dorequire help . Miss Bernett hasdescribed the ordeal of sittingin a right-handed desk as "awk-ward" and "cramping" . Indeed ,it is like spending time in anash can — it takes a long timeto • unwind afterwards' . The ef-fects are decidedly detrimenta lto health; cases of frequentbackache and round shouldersare 300% higher in the minor-ity than in the majority group ,UBC's PE -department might

. Editor ,The Ubyssey ,Dear Sir :

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any indication, Mrs . BudaBrown is even more -shockingthan she is shocked . After con- -demning the right . of student son this campus to discuss thequestion -of chastity, the Hon-orable minister has the uttergall to stress that she feel sgreat -respect for mostuni-versity students .

Unfortunately Mrs . Brown' srespect isn't extended to in-clude the rights of these stu-dents. This university shouldbe one place where we havethe right to discuss anythingwe damn well please, in an at-mosphere at least partially fre efrom the stifling prudery sh elamentably champions . Mrs.Brown blandly informs us thatof authority is to exercise dis-the role of these in position scipline — presumably overthose who refuse to accept heradvocates- that certain actions,archaic standards . When Budaconsidered to be distasteful bypeople such as herself, shouldbe supervised and censored bythe authorities, she goes toofar .

Possibly, in the unforesee-able future we may ask fo rMrs, Brown's moral guidance ,but until that time she shouldsave it for her cabinet col-leagues .

Sincerely ,GERRY TOWARD ,

Arts III .RICHARD BAKER ,

We GoofedThere are more than 200,00 0

Adult Literacy centres in In-dia . A typographical error inTuesday's Ubyssey resulted inthe number appearing as 2 mil-Iion (2,000,000) in J . Khanna' sletter headed" India Report. Theerror is .not - in any _ way at-tributable .tp :Mr• . Khanna .

well lead Canada in providingspecial post-lecture orientationclasses for left-handed studentsas a temporary solution to apressing problem .

—DOROTHY THOMPSO N

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Free thought, kind red movements sereadozY,

Defence of atheismBy JACK ORSTEIN

A report of an enquiry thereint oby H. M. ROBERTS

'Onward Christian soldiers ,Each to war resigned ,

With the Cross of Jesu sVaguely kept in mind .—From the N.Z. Rationalis t

Prudery, bigotry, and injus-tice are often discussed unfav-orably by considerate folk andThe Ubyssey. But to what ex-tent is such sentiment mobil-ized for action? What litera-ture about it is circulated ?This question led me to under-take an extensive enquiry ,which has lasted well over ayear, into the organization o fthe movement to reduce prud-ery, bigotry, and injustice, par-ticularly into the English-speaking world . This move-ment is specifically the Move-ment of freethought and kin-dred disciplines .

Before any description of theMovement is given, a glossaryof essential terms is in order :Civil liberty .

Right of free conduct andright to fair jurisdiction .

ClericalismA bossing of government bythe clergy and a procurin gof government favors by theclergy, which is still wide-spread .

Ethical cultureA way of life in which, un-

like ovas, morals are mor eimportant than mores .

Freethough tFormulation of beliefs freefrom determination by defer-ence or emotion .

HumanismDevotion to human rathe rthan divine interests, or tothe human race rather thanindividual .

Liberal religio nReligion that is not dogmati cbut open-minded, unpreju-diced, and humanitarian .

LiturgyA form of public worship ,a service involving not onlysermon but some ceremony.

RationalismPractice of treating reasonas the ultimate authority i n

religion as elsewhere, a log -ical approach to the procure-ment of man's wants.

SecularismThe opposite of clericalism :separation of church andstate, freedom of and fro many given religion .If these concepts are born e

in mind, the organizational ar-rangetnent give at the end o fthis article perforce become smeaningful .

If you have any degree o fsympathy for the freethough tmovement, there is a place an da publication in it that suitsyou . Moreover, if there can beduty to mankind, then you ar eobliged to inform yourself of

and support the movement —I hope you may exercise yourright to do so . Why your duty ?Consider the myriad of per -sons of the past and presentowing to whose struggling youpossess the freedom of though tand conduct you now enjoy . Tohonor those of the past whoearned your freedom, you ca nearn freedom for posterity ; torespect those who now workfor your freedom, you cna helpthem sustain it . Anyway, what -ever your degree of sympathyfor and your orientation i nfree thought, there is a plac eand publication that wouldtake your fancy . From prac-tical affairs to scholarly con-siderations, from rights of ma nto truths of nature, from satir-ical criticism to deep-felt litur-gies, wherever your interest slie, they can be served by amagazine and/or an organiza-tion from the wide array ofthem in the freethought move-ment .

Your curiosity might nowarise concerning a director ygiving descriptions and ad-dresses of these organzationsand magazines . For every or-ganization shown in the organ-izational arrangement conclud-ing this article, and for morethan that number of period-icals, there is an entry in theirrespective directories . This di -rectory is available for you rperusal at the reference deskof the Social Sciences Divisionin the Library .

Few are in a position bette rto appreciate the freethough tmovement than are universit ystudents and teachers ; as a mat -ter of fact, they are a sourc eof much energy contributed t othe Movement, To them, doe snot apply :

Rock of ages cieft for me ,Let me hide myself in thee .While the bombers thunder

past ,Shelter me from burn and

blast ;And though I know all men

are brothers ,Let the fall-out fall on others .

—From a Modern Hymnalby Paul Dehn .

THIS IS THE MOVEMENTWorld Union of Fr4etl*nkers.comprising : .New Zealand Rationalist

AssociationRationalist Association of

AustraliaNational 'Secular Societ y

(Britain )Freethinkers of Americ aAmerican Ratioalist 'Federation

comprising :Rationalist Associati o

(U.S . of A. )Freethought Action (US ofA )Friendship Liberal Leagu e

(U.S . of A . )Canadian Rationalist Society

unaffiliated rationalisticorganizations:Fortean Society (international )Secular Society of AmericaUnited Secularists of AmericaTruth Seeker Co. (U.S . of A . )International Humanists an dEthical Union, comprising :Rationalist Association of South

AfricaRationalist Press Associatio n

(Britain )British Ethical UnionAmercan Ethical Unio nAmerican Humanist Associa-

tionunaffiliated humanistic

organizations :Freemasonry (international )Humanist World Fellowship

(international)International Council for Phil-

osophy and Humanistic Stu -dies .

International Association forLiberal Christianity and Rel-ligious Freedom, -comprising:Council of Liberal Churches,comprising :

American Unitarian Associa -tion (North America )

Universalist Church o fAmerica (North America)

Other organizations overseasunaffiliated religious freedomcrganizations :International Religious Lberty

AssocationProtestants and Other Ameri -

cans United for Separationof Church and State

Guardians of the Constitutio n(U.S. of A . )

International League for the- Righ,ts of Man, comprising :American Civil Liberties

UnionAssociation for Civil Libertie s

(Can . )Other organizations oversea s

Newman Club tochange constitutio n

The Newman Club will pre -sent a resolution to their Gen-eral Meeting March 30 to hav ethe name of the club changedand to adopt a new constitution .

The constitutional changes -have resulted from a study-un-dertaken by a special committeeset up to find out why the clubwas not functioning efficiently .

When contemporary theolo-gians (often existentialists) sto psaying unintelligible thing s(`God is love', `Thou and I' ,`faith transcends reason,' etc .) ,they invariably end up sayingabsurd things. Unfortunatel ytheir god-concept raises manymore problems than it wassummoned to solve .

A close look at one of theworst of these should convincethe intelligent reader (and yo uall are!) of the absurdity of thetraditional religious viewpoint .Non-traditional viewpoints (e .g .existential Christianity and re -form Judaism) are so patentl ysilly that I am sure that noneof you could seriously conside rthem, let alone make sense ofthem .

If g . created the world andis omniscient (infinitely ,wise),then he knows for . certain ex-actly what we shall do in al lcases . He presumably mad ethis universal machine and`wound it up .' Hence we couldnot surprise g .

This being the case, in whatsense is man free? Freedominvolves a -choice and alternatives, but if g . 'knows infalliblywhat we aril going to do, the nwe are not free to do other -wise . The essence of freedom,and hence moral responsibility ,is that we could have doneotherwise that we did .

Religion then, rather thanbeing a basis for morality, -ab-solves us of all moral responsi-bility, since we are bound toact as we do, if there is anomniscient creator.

All our `free choices' hav e(presumably) been recorded inthe divine mind from the be-ginning of time (g.-being time-less!), therefore any feeling of -freedom we may experience isdeceptive — especially since g .planted this feeling in us . I seeno way out of this dilemma .Either man does really havechoices some of the time - o rthere is an all-wise g . who`knew it all the time .'

It grieves me to concludethat g . himself is guilty for al lthe pain and suffering that ha stranspired in the universe .Shall we dpom him to eternal

punishment? Of course not . Weare rational and humane an dhave only thanks in our heartsthat we are not really the sin-ners we thought we were . Butthere must surely be some` ap-propriate treatment for -onewho has done so much to s omany .

And this is where atheismcomes in. Nothing is moredamaging to one's ego (or superego!) than to be ignored ordenied. Hence I suggest tha tall those who would pay g.back in kind become militan tatheists .

If you are afraid to do this ,then I accuse you of being a naccessory - to the crimes com-mitted by g. Of course youwill claim that you hav e`chosen' to believe in g . — , butremember that if he's all-wise ,then he . knew ' which . ` choice'you would make .

It follows- that anyone whobelieves in an omniscient g.implicitly claims that he hadto accept this. belief- since g .knew all the time what . hewould come to believe .

It also follows - that even g .himself could not act freelysince he knew all the timewhat he was destined to do .See the absurdity in the con-cept of an all-wise g . ?

Finally, if anyone criticizesme for being `blasphemous', orin any way suggests that free`thought' (I flatter myself) besuppressed at this university,then remember that an omnis-cient g . KNEW from time ,im-memorial that I was going towrite this, therefore I hold himmorally responsible, providinghe - exists of course !

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Different democracyemerges in Africa

THE UBYSS ' EY

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The student role will becom emore important in Africa sinc eleadership is changing hand ssaid the four student panelists ,Tuesday in Bu. 104, speakin gon What Future for Students i nEmerging Africa . "

A different type of democ-racy is maintained in Africa, notfollowing the British or Ameri-can .

In particular, "Ghana needspolitical organization and stabil-ity to develop its economic struc-ture," said Euge Mlrnte. "Toomuch economic dependence caninfluence political decisions . Theinformed student can educate hi speople about these problems ; hecan help alleviate class con-sciousness : by assimulating withthe masses."

ISl RA,T HUSAIN from Paki-stan maitained that the Afri-cans have the ability to emerge .'Traditional superstitions, pov-erty, ignorance, and hungerhave always blocked Africanunity; the educated inevitablywill lessen these handicaps .

Drinkers - damagesinformation please

Take notice that the Disci-pline Committee is investigatinginto the matter of damage in-curred to personal property atthe Annual AMS Spring GeneralMeeting.

Persons desiring to give evi-dence in this matter are directedto the hearing to be held onthe 77th day of Marc, at 1 :0 0p.fri„ in the - Vice-president'sOffice, Brock Hall .

Trained administrators and per-sonnel are missing from the Afri-can nations; students can' helpfill this gap . "

JOHN LAWDER from theUnion of South Africa empha-sized that more education wa snecessary to better the rela-tionships .between the non-Europeans . "It was. . paradoxa lthat the policy of apartheid wa smaintained, for the blacks, whoare now being educated by th eEuropeans are going to be th efuture leaders of anti-aparthei dpolicies," he said .. The panelists all agreed thatAfrica needed more educationand more trained administrat-ors .

They all felt that Africa wa snow in 'the process of playinga larger `part in world affairs .

MORT SAHL, famous Ameri-can monologist, will give aspecial UBC student perform-ance at the Cave night club,Friday, March 31 .

- Tickets for the special UBC -type performance can be pro -cured from the Radsoc office, a tthe reduced price of $1 .75 perPierson.

Bookings by any student or-ganization for any ' room oncampus must be made throug hthe AMS receptionist .

Off-campus functions must b ereported to the receptionis tat least ten days prior to thefunction .

If an expenditure is expected .the treasurer of the sponsorin gorganization should obtain aCo-ordinator Control Form fro mthe receptionist, which must h ereturned ten days before th efunction .

Booking procedure :Booking should be made

for major functions in theSpring.

0 Major users of the audi-torium, should attend a specialmeeting, March 30, 1961 .

A Rooms needed on a regu-lar basis should be made in th eSpring or Summer. Blanketbookings will be discouraged ,

• General booking should b emade as early as possible, butafter April 15 .

The Co-ordinator of activitiesmaintains regular office hours ,and is always willing to giveadvice on the matter of bookings .

He may veto functions thatare financially unsound, o rotherwise conflict with overal lactivities of the campus.

AllTicket. 'Reserve d

March 20th to 25th"HE WHO MUST DIE"

directed byJUJ.ES'DASSIN with MELINA MERCOURI

Another superb film by Jhe director and actor of"Never on Sunday "

One show nightly starting at 8 p .m. Doors open at 7 :30 p .m .$1 .00 for adults — 75 cents for students

mb e Art Theatre635 WEST BROADWAY, TR 9-323 5

NEXT WEEK

After two months in Toronto

"THE MIRROR HAS TWO FACES"also

Gene Kelly's "INVITATION TO THE DANCE"On Monday only, two persons will be admitted

on the purchase of one ticket .

MARGOT FONTEYN

we'Ropal BalletFilmed in Eastmancolor

FEATURING

PAR KCAMBIE at 11th TR 6 . 274 7

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- TICKETS AVAILABLE AT QUEEN ELIZABETH BOX OFFICE

•REGULAR ENGAGEMENT MARCH 25t h

~tbO(( EVENING PERFORMANCES 5 :30 — ADMISSION $2 .00MATINEES WED, and SAT . 2 :30 — ADMISSION $1.2 5

Gov't. Tax Include dacv

Regular, Engagement (((///Tickets Only At

Famous Artists, BookDept., Hudson. Bay

10 a.m. — 5 p.m .

FOR MAIL ORDER TICKETS PLEASE ENCLOSE STAMPED SELF-ADDRESSED .ENVELOPE. MAKE CHEQUE OR MONEY ORDER PAYABLE TO FAMOUS ARTISTS.

UBC FILM SOCIETY PRESENTS

7lu:9npae Jlaa laid:

France, 1951 English Subtitles

Directed by Marc Allegret

Starring : Danielle Darrieux, Leo Genn, Erno Cris a

TUESDAY, MARCH 28

12 :30, 3 :30, 6400, 8;.30 p.m .

:AUDITORIUM 50c

'tLavrrente's point is carried over clearly enough in th epicture That the physical is itself innocent and, if you like

I

I sacred Danielle Darrieux is a warm and delicate Lady'Chatterley, portraying with touching sincerity her morta lstruggle between conscience and passion ."

—N .Y. HERALD TRIBUNE .

"I advocate the idea that this picture is licentious . LAD YCHATTERLEY'S LOVER may be suitable for some people' sboudior, but it has no place in a motion picture theatre de -voted to entertainment for the general' public ."

—N .Y. JOURNAL AMERICAN .

"It certainly does not present adultery as desirable o racceptable . It presents it as a fateful expedient to which alove-starved woman is impelled ."

—NEW YORK TIMES.

"The film unquestionably presents adultery as a properpattern of behaviour . "

LlantinllanaMmamml

—N.Y. STATE COURT OF APPEALS

Peace corps beingformed in Canada

By COLEMAN ROWYALIS

A movement similar to U.S. President John Kennedy 's

Peace Corps is gainging momentum in Canada .

Friday, March 24, 1961 THE UBYSSE Y

The idea of students aidin gunder-developed countries is notbrand new, and variations of i thave been in existence for sometime, but not until recently hasthere been a definite programwhich would give the maximumbenefit to both the country be-ing helped, and the individual

would allow graduates to taketheir training to foreign coun-tries, living and working at thelevel of the common people,came into focus this week inOttawa.

A temporary committee wa sEstablished to further the pro-posals and it was learned tha tthe Government; of Ghana haslaude an offer of financial as -4istanee to help bring studentsto"that̀ country . t

'Essentially, schemes such as

these will operate on a partner-ship basis between Canada andthe host countries. In this man-ner, the Canadian student bene-

'fits from an increased world,is-

,consciousness, through an inti--mate knowledge of I the lives andcustoms of other peoples ; andthe recipient emit-dry, in addi-

tion to the tangible aid fro mthe student's skills, benefits fromthe intangible good will an dunderstanding that d e v el o pwhen people live and work to-gether, on a day-to-day basis .UBC ACTIV E

In no way will this detractfrom the work of experts inthe international field . Rather ,such schemes will complementthe work the experts perform(whose success in such countrie sas Indonesia, Ghana and Sara-wak is obvious) .

UBC has been particularly ac-tive in the formative stages o fthe program, and has set up aPresident's committee, represen-ting faculty, students, and ad -ministration. The committee i spresently investigating thosedeveloping countries which wil lrequire and request assistancein the fields of home economics ,education, medicine and engi-neering .

One of the proposals of theUBC committee is that graduatestudents assume teaching assign-ments in many of the new uni-versities in Africa and Asia .

Applicants will be selected onthe basis of their aptitude t ocomseunicat'2 their knowledge,and Eo get along with others .They will be expected to relatewhat they learn to other futurevolunteer students .

The deadline for application sfor the first country to be aided ,Ghana, will be the end of April ,1961 .

head of UBC's fine arts de-partment, are on display i nthe Vancouver Art Gallery"n6l Ahrii

Graduates this year will again'save a chance to take theCruise to Belcarra Park .

The Cruise will start on Apri l29 and will leave the HarbourNavigation Co. dock at thefoot of Gore St . at 7 p.m ,

Tickets for the cruise wil lbe available in the AMS Offic eafter April 5 .

This year the Class Day Exer-rises will be held in the Audi-torium on May 25-26 at 10 a .m .

The five students filling the'monorary positions and who willmake the addresses are : PeterLieekison, Valedictorian; Joe

Page Five

Oman, Will Writer ; Gordon;green, Poet; Russ Robinson ,?rcphet ; Ruth Kidd, Historian .

Each member of the graduat-ing class will receive one freeticket to the Graduating Ball,ehich must be picked up at th eAlumni Office before May 25 .eh) free tickets will be issuedt the door .

Thesis Typin gby Professiona l

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Open Evening s

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ENDS SATURDA Y01-pham Greene's Satirica l~I',

,: >,•~~ Comedy-Dram a,OR MAN IN HAVANA"

AI44' Guiness N6el Cowardplus

An excellent Mystery-Dram a"CHANCE MEETING"

7:00 and 10:40Hardy Kruger - Michelin e

Presle

STARTS MONDA YWinner of 7 Academy Awardsincluding . . . Best Directio n. . . Best Picture . . . Best Musi c

Gershwin' s"AN AMERICAN IN PARIS"

Color 9:00Leslie Caron - Gene Kell y

Oscar Levan tplu s

Fine Drama . . . Great Cast"EXECUTIVE SUITE"

William Holde nBarbara StanwyckShelley Winter s

NewsONE COMPLETE SHOW 7,3 0

Take a break from studie sin the next few weeks &seeBELLS ARE RINGIN GI'M ALL RIGHT JACKPLEASE DON'T EAT TH E

DAISIESBROTHERS IN LAW

rstudent offering his services.CONTRIBUTIONS NEEDE D

It was felt in Canadian uni-versity circles that the spirit o f

yts volunteerism found among stu-dents has been frustrated bytheir inability to' make a posi-tive personal contribution to to-day's massive, complex society .

Spurred by both students andfaculty in various Canadian uni-versities, several schemes which

WHAT TH E

STU-DENT ISWEARING . . .

• Your tuition anduniversity fees will be pai d

• You will receive an annualgrant for books andinstrument s

• You will receive a monthly

income

• You will receive allowances -for board and roo m

• You will receive freemedical and dental car eand, best of all, you will b ebeginning an interestingand adventurous career asan officer in_Canada'smodern Army.

Directorate of ManningArmy HeaquartersOttawa

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in the years ahead.

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TRAIN FOR TOMORRO Wserve your way through universit y

You can become an Officer in th e

Canadian Army, and complete your

education with financial assistanceby enrolling in the tri-service

Regular Officer Training Plan .

Celebrations planned

for Spring Covocation

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Parse Six

THE UBYSSEY

Frida )

There are only three weeksleft before the exams, and onl ythree hundred RAVENS left intheir bookstore aviary. This.year's RAVEN, to refresh yourmemory, carries reviews of allseven novels on the English100 course . There may be some -thing to be gleaned by YOUwhich will be of value in thetesting times ahead .

Barrie Hale's review of TH EGREAT GATSBY, for instance ,in which he says :

Gatsby's dream becomes anightmare, as it must. Itscentre, its psychic origin, is

Daisy Buchanan the girl ofeveryone's dreams, who yak(0, Dream) loves the dreamer .But Daisy is married to To mBuchanan, whose huge ,cruel presence seems first t oimage the enormous, and en-ormously blind, power that alot of money h rs, on this con-tinent (where doe Few have i tbut everyone is lure he ca nget it), until one'realises thatit is the money images theman, not the other wayround .

Or the same critic's reviewof HemingwayE's. FAREWELLTO ARMS, which begins :

Wars are no fun, but peoplefight in them all the same ,somehow. Maybe, everyonelikes to- say now, must say ,people used, to fight in them ,but not any more. But young- #j 1,men who don't know vetmuch about anything except;themselves and who are stil leneaged in learning evenatiolif that nonetheless havethe.-imnulse to fight in them -in order to find ,out moreabout themselves, and th e

frosh! buy ravenTrilling points out, _"Th esymbol for England is thehouse whose - name gives the

title to the book . . . The nove lasks the question, , i Who shal linherit, England?' "The one novel of Aldous '

,Huxley's included in the cours eis POINT_ COUNTER POINT,which is reviewed by Len Da-vis, who, points out,- All (these characters) are ,

in Rampion's terms, lopsided ,crippled, not fully alive .Meanwhile Rampion, the jo-vial Greek, slaps Mrs . Ram-pion's ample bottom (full -lifers seldom like slim wom-en)„ la. ighs gargantuanly, and .plagiarises the :, paintings o fWilliam Blake for a living.-Finally, Arnold Bennett's

THE CRI I

.BUY

whys and wherefores of the

world in which they unac-countably find themselves .

There are two reviews by

Mike Sinclair, one of SONSAND LOVERS, one of For-ster's PASSAGE TO INDIA, of

which Sinclair writes :Of course, some of For-

ste . 's characters are the stockfamily of the Blimps, andone of !them, the surgeo nCallendar, certainly spring sfrom Vanity Fair, while Kip -ling has given us Godbole ,but Aziz is the real stuff, a sis Fielding, the school teach-et, and McBryde, the police-man. That bridge party is th ereal stuff, too, though if yo ureally . want to search forsomething like it, you can goto Saint-Pierre's Paul et Vis- OLD WIVES' TALE, which i sgamie.

dealt with j.n :dharacteristicall y- Forster.'s-ether novel on . the ' aphoristic fashionby Lee Mc-

English . 100 course, HOWARDS Kenzie t Whoa in the course ofEND,, is reviewed by David his article, labels Bursley "TheMansfield . Here is an extract Marpole of Staffordshire" .from Mansfield's critique :

, All these reviews, with at-Margaret and Mr . Wilcox. . tached •'bibliographies, plus 9 .

get' . out

What is newsworthy? Every whorii have covered this n ereporter and every editor is i?tet-i and expressed an inte rfaced with this question, even in developments .reporters and editors of stu-

No sgys our own UUys sdent newspapers. Some pretty the ;only reference to the pstrange answers to this ques- tioni being a letter to thetion are seen in our own stu- tor.dent newspaper . For example :

We rsa ' 44r , newspaper uIs a petition requesting the byICottn[#1~1 put over fif e

withdrawal of recognition Ly cep

fekel>:durn . Biasedthe Senate of two racially dis- prhing a#id swamping o fcriminating fraternities news -

y?worth

Ubyssey with .;urge to"yes" on the , ay bi''t~ie Re:

Yes, say The Vancouver Sun,

Yil}t i (5 separate islet/des Vancouver Province, Canadian but a single theme) showe <

Press, various Vancouver radio cynical dislj

d of the istations and at least one Vic- , functions of a i inewspaper .toria station, and CBC Tele-

Despite the efforts ofvision News Service; all of . ;Ubyssey however, tale : petit

i

of the Province .Pam Routledge plays 1

lead, Liz Fraser plays her ntrier, Walter Shynkaryk Ifather, and Sue Baldwin 1down-to-earth sister, wh omarried to Jim Lucas (C oGodfrey), the object of her irealistic crush . Clark Redfi ecynical book-reviewer ,personated by- Tom ShancClair Elakeley ; . Georgie' s = b's rstore partner, by Joan: Hgerty, and George HandArthur Marguet . Sweatingout in multiple support iroles are Bryan Belfont ' aPhil Brown, fresh fled into ttheatre from the hustings .

Caroline Friedsen directs tcomedy, which, once again ,gins at 8 .30 .

MARTINE, "a delicate stcof young love", opens font €at the Freddy Wood- Thea tcurtain time 8 .30. Among thecast in this Dorothy Somersdirected play are Ion BergAileen Barker, Susan Ri xwood and I#1i Savoie .

. .have no children, and it ap-paarsthat. the son of Leonardand Helen will inherittkiow -

-d grds ,lid. And on one level ,this means the -boy ,inherit sE n g 1 a n d, for, as Lione

poems and two short storiesand an essay, by Mike Mat-thews, may be bought at theTTr ivv ersity. ,J3ookstore for onlyFifty Cents .

Buy RAVEN today!

Last week one of the SUN' s

better features, its SaturdayBook Page, was missing : I nowlearn that, unless enough pro -tests are received by the man-agement of that enormous ma -chine, it will never re-appear .

I don't wish to extend un-conditional praise to the de-funct Page . The exigencies ofnewspaper publication — theencroachment of advertising ,the demands of sub-editors andmake-up men that articles bekept short and snappy, th ethreat of deadline, all of. whichare 'known to a lesser degre eto this editor, hampered Stains-by a'nd often caused him to trythe impossible : to run a revie wof a four hundred page Ppvelin less than three hundredwords .

The point is that, whet} thealternative is silence, eve sthree hundred words are .pre-ferable ; yet silence is what liarnow been arbitrarily impose don those few Sun contributor swho might have had something

black day

of value to say to those reawho would like to brin gtheir newspaper reading 1attention than-they bring ,to host-imposed televieaArbitrarily imposed, I s asaw no circular asking-;readers, whether or notwished to see the Book Idiscontinued. Newspaperprietors, through their la ceditors, make a great brou}about their desire to sitheir public ; they often,doubt tongue in pouchy theclaim to be public servants .I am not conscious of ' haybeen consulted about the .1ishment of Stainsby, booksbookmen, into Cromie's gin

In this infant megapol'sprawl which has the com ptive title of Greater Vancot`there are supposed to be cfive hundred thousand in htants ; enough, anyway, tofor Cro-lt ie's sausage andi rraAmong 'them must be at istwenty-five thousand who csider a weekly page of lite r

Saturday night at 8 .30, the drifts—hell! runs — from oneU:B .C . Players' Club presents romantic daydream to another ,4peir Spring Play, Elmer Rice's closes Saturday, but will be re -DREAM GIRL .

vived, with the rest of us, af -This fantasy about a girl who ter exams and sent on a tou r

polished rice I i

SUBJECT

Come in and inquire about "contacts," wellbe glad to tell you more .

IN -VANCOUVER at 734 GRANVILL EIN NEW WESTMINSTER at 675 COLUMBIA

Immediate Service

Is the fitting of co ntact :,ieti4eil 'NoAt :Ski t e may be s n~ ~te 1discomfe

tt ii its no greater"rfad m ;'li that'one'ex-periences in :: 1Tit~ing of det tp.iplate-~ .Proof of the Iaii of sens}}' tivit Yof the eye to gros''a prese are i sthe fact that we can open ou reves under water While swimming,or that Vg cart rub our eyes whirnut in,,nf' . 'in' fact oftentimes,- Itis a very, comforting sensation t .oruo our eves .

"CHRISTIAN SCIENCE : It's Answer to Man'sNeed in the Atomic Age "

BYMARY WELLINGTON GALE, C.S .B . ,

of SanFrancisco, Californi aAT THE AUDITORIUM

THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA

on Friday Evening, March 24th, 1961at 8 o'clock

Sponsored byFourth Church of Christ, Scientist, Vancouer

4arch 24, 1961 .

THE -UBYSSEY

Page Seven .

i

PAGEmagnificent seven

at the sun

is going to succeed . Over 600.'signatures have been obtaine dalready and we are only juststarting.

t

When something is finallydone about the two radially

reaved brother, into a crepehood today . But the retrogres-sive step' of removing this fea-ture does fill us with alarm .This Page has always tried t obe unabashedly intellectual ;and, tarred with compromisethough we are, we know God ,who understands even thehearts of Managing Editorsand Publishers, will forgive u sour lapses . But God will notinterfere with the free will ofthe backward looking villain swho, while our community iseven now about to bridge itstuitural abyss, shrive honest;engineers like Stainsby intothe gulf, his invaluable strut sclutched in his hand, irrecov-erable. It is up to us, un-ashamed eggheads or shame dand anonymous art-lovers, t omake God's will work throughus. We can defeat the villain s— an outdated, melodramaticword for present, subtle threat sto ; thought — only by activ eprotest; and, until the marchon The Sun Tower, we can bes tdo this by 'phoning, 'phoning ,'phoning, "'phoning MU 4-7141 .

D . BROMIGE,

discriminating fraternities n odoubt the Ubyssey will givethree cheers and mouth a fewplatitudes .

Students! When it does, re-member these words .

i

ing, they cover our lapels with

Wheeling and shrieking, th erasping finches, drunk on er-got, ersatz and jargon, com-mend raucously to us the piti-less and pointless agon of thea, tnu: . i, riiinnhg kind clutcn-

spittle as they perpetrate theirlethal piggery at pandaernonia c"parties" in the shabby "apart-ments" of wretched little so-cialists in 3rd year Education . *Writhing and stinking, the cul tof the artfilm, the cult of gut -leas simplicity ,continues, likethe middle class, to advanceand to pollute .Hideout ,you sun-dogs o f

Arran,Harpoon the ducks! Harpoo n

the geese !

It's not just that artfilms aretedious and jammed full o farchetype ; This one could en-dure . This one Could put u pwith if it would lead to daint ydelights . . But never leads todainty delights . All one getsfrom an artfilm is the ideathat children are human an dchildren are holy . And this isneither important nor true .

Artfilms abuse a sensuousmedium for the illicit purpose sof sensitivity and concept . Istand unalterably o pilsed t oany and all manife tons, o fconcept. If ..Egli. and'i tr:larecorrect, and art is sigwf,Lcantform, then noh-art mus beSignificant Idea . Idea, of Icon-cept is the illegitimate, ` .'sue

t

from the premature union o f

those sexually precocious chil-dren, Image and Symbol .

If you don't want my

peaches, why do you shake

my tree ?The western is generally th e

most sterile, barren, and con-vention-ridden of m o v i e

genres. Those who attendedThe Magnificet Seven with me

were so busy watching thestandard non - sensuous ele-ments—plot, character, theme ,et al — of the movie that theynever discovered that it wasn :tjust another western . Theymissed the whole point of apicture that was as full of deli-cate sensations as such clas-sics as Ocean's 11 and Our Manin Havana . I claim that m y

delicate sensations are reality .In The Magnificent Seven

explicit content exists o n 1 yfor the sake . of establishingand focussing implicit formalqualities. Plot, character andtheme are obvious and trivial .The movie's raison d'etre is it ssensuous surface . And this isthe correct approach — m yonly criticism would be tha tthe story line might have beeneven more suppressed in favo rof sensuous surface .

In most westerns the killin ghas both brevity and a loath-some moral earnestness. Inthis picture it went on and enwith an exquisite combination

of rhythmic grace and light-

hearted brutality . No protract-

ed grimacing and sweatin gmorality . The pace keeps the

proceedings from ever becom-ing thin and hard — the scene swhich are obligatory but un-

interesting are hustled past you

and the big scenes are volup-

tuously milked — I'm think-ing particularly of the hearse

scene and the final gun-battle .Thusly, proponent, DiapyIo s

.and Iokaste, entirely sue-, cumbus — my Scythian

mode; the others being myLocrian, my Umbrian, andmy Korinthian .I liked the visual composi-

tion, particularly the attentio nto background exemplified inthe tendency to fill a scenewith figures at varying depthsin the picture . And I liked 'thepervasive sense of place, th eway in which the action evolv-ed out of the scene instead ofbeing stuck in front of thescene. This and the depth inhuman figures gave much rich-ness . Nor were tactile valuesforgotten. The traditional dryheat and dust were There, keep-ing you thinking of words lik emesquite and peyote and pecos .And musical values — th ebandits escaping through thevillage backyards on horse sleaping and plunging like dol-phins, underlined by a score .healthily wanton and glorious-ly unashamed . And the manwith the laugh in the scen eintroducing the knife-fighter . -I only knew one poet in my

life :And this, or something like

it, was his way.Eli Wallach is a magnificen t

fake. He twisted his character ,wriggled around in - it, slid ,evaded, postured and mumbled,darted and squinted in theelusive and approved Methodstyle . The result was a greas-ily rich and sinuously absorb-ing face to stare at . Otherscommendably engaged in th elanky heroics were Steve Mc-Queen with his peanut head ,tousle hair and guppy mouth ;Charles Bronson, proving thata heavy man can . also movelike a cat, and his "this is mywurk!" ; and Horst Buchollz ,resisting with his incerity th eattempt to make shim into amovie idol with feet of cloy .

MIKE MATTHEW S*cf. Trautmeister "Parlia-

ment of Pigs", Padua Univers-ity Studies In Classical Dae-monology XtI, '47', p. 193 .

criticism a worth-while insti-tution.

It is not only the passing ofa sometimes inadequate organof comment which is the issue

-' here . What, if you think for a, minute, what is the real threat ,

lies in the ease with which theone outlet for non-staff writer sin either downtown newspaper

' in Vancouver has beenplugged; for, if this first stepgoes unopposed, what may notha done? To all intents andpurposes a monopoly, Pacifi,c

Z:'Press can blandly reduce, re -duce, • reduce the intellectua l,content of the newspaper un-til, a flyer from Beatty Streetinstead of the Bay, gloriou s

a, with advertising, it ceases tobe a means to communication ,

y and Vancouver's isolation be -comes almost total and not, a snow, merely physical ; until ou rone thin line, fragile umbilicus ,

ieonnecting us to the outsideiyvot1d will be the CBC .i 'It is not only the passing of

ainby's Book Page that has ,-ged The Critic's Page, he -

sign!

death's- dominionIn a box, beneath a tree, between the roots ,Knocking, I will split a bone:Bone thrusts past thin, green shoots .Splinters on a rooted stone .

In a fire, within a kiln, beneath the slates ,Twisting, I will crack and split :Bone milk burns on bone plates ,Spatters in the furnace pit .

In a ship, within the tides, among the sands ,Bobbing, I will crack my skull :Bone pate beats at teak slabs ,Skeleton caught on skeleton hull .

M. P. S .

THE DREAM GIRL and three colleagues laugh it up in the

current Pla'ers ` Club production which plays in the Audi -torium tomorrow nighf, 'durtain 8 :30,

coffee housecontemporary jazz -- folk music — drama

poetry

opening april

8 :30 p

7b se~trnour street

admission 1 ~ L

Page °fight

T :H E U B Y S S E Y

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HOMECOMING COMMITTEE

All interested in working onthe 1961 Homecoming Commit-

tee should send-letters of appli-cation to: Kyle R. Mitchell ,chairman, 1961 HomecomingCommittee, Box 50, A .M.S . Of-fice .

* * *

NUCLEAR DISARMAMEN T

On Saturday, April 1, th eUBC Nuclear Disarmament Clubwill sponsor a protest agains tCanadian acceptance of NuclearWeapons, in co-operation withthe B .C. Committee on Radia-tion Hazards .

Marchers will assemble at Kit-silano Park at 1 :00 p .m. and areasked not to bring banners orliterature, as these will' be pro-vided .

e ,They will proceed - to! Victory

Square via Burrard and Hast-ings Streets, where they will beaddressed by the Rev. PhillipHewett, Unitarian minister.

This demonstrati& p is part ofa larger "Ban the Bomb" `cam-paign which will be held in ' vari-ous -parts of Canada 'and theU.S .A. during the ,Easter Week-end.

P'dETRYJames Reaney ; famous Cana

dian poet will read selotionsfrom his poetry in BU. 106 atnoon Monday .

Mr. Reaney first publishedpoems in 1947 and 1948 : His

,

first book of poeems, "The RedHeart" was published in 1949 ;and won the Governer-General's-award for that year. -

He again won the Governor-General's award in 1959 with " ASuit of Needles . "

Mr. Reaney teaches creativewriting and English at the Uni-versity of Manitoba .

* *SOCRED SEMINA R

UBC Socreds will sponsor aseminar in the Men's Commo nRoom of Brock Lounge thi sevening from 7 to 10 and allday : Saturday.

Discussions will be headed byCabinet Ministers and official sfront :National Headquarters .

Following the Seminar a din-' ier meeting anil dance will be

held in the Admiral Hotel in1!3'orth Burnaby:

* *HISTORY H0i:TF JL S

Faculty members will beavaiable to answer questions forstudents seeking advice in choos-ing courses in History, Econom-ics and Political Science .

They will be available' Mon -day, Tuesday and WednesdayE€rom . 3 to -6 p.m. Monday andWednesday, BU.' 100 will be

$ and on Tuesday ; BU; 102 .* * *

GRADS NOTETotem Grad cards will be dis-

tributed through all the facul-ties and the Publications Officeafter March 27th .

Students will not be able to'pick up a Totem without pos-session of one of these cards .

Totem's will be yin the Colleg eShop from April 4 to April 11 .Stubs must be shown .

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.More Inco nickel than ever before will be exported to Inco' sexpanding world markets . . . helping to build trade balances, stimu-late Canada 's economic growth and create more jobs for Canadians .

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Friday, March 24, 1961

THE UBYSSEY

Page Nine

Seventy-five per cent of theCuban people are armed, andthey can get rid of Fidel Castr oany time they wish, said U .S .Negro leader Robert William sto UBC students who packe dBu. 202 Wedndsday noon .

"I can't imagine a dictato rwho would repress the peopl eand then arm them," said Wil-liams, and added that he doubted that the State of Mississippi

would arm that percent of theirpopulation .

Williams who toured Cubalast year, said that talk of acounter revolution is by thos ewho expected special privilegesfrom Castro, and are now dis-appointed because they failedto get them .

"Castro and the Cubans hav ea right to self determination, "he said .

PROFESSOR JOHN H . YOUNG,head of UBC ' s department ofeconomics and political sci-ence, speaks to the Vancou-ver Institute Saturday (Marc h25) in campus Buchana nbulding. His topic : "Canada'strade and your prosperity . "

Graduates servicesneeded for Ghana

Graduate students who wishto : offer their services to thedeveloping countries will begiven the opportunity to go toGhana this year.

At a meeting in Ottawa thi sweek, it was announced by theGovernment of Ghana is pre -pared to offer 800-1000 Poundsfor students participating in th eprogram .

Students applying for thescheme must have references oftwo faculty members verifyingthe applicant's ability to com-municate his subject matter .

Applications must Ibe in beforethe end of April, and shouldbe addressed to ` .'John Haar,International House .

POSITIONS OPEN

FOR LAW STUDENTSApplications are . =being re-

ceived for the following posi-tions on the Student Discipline'Committee :

Senior Prosecutor (must beentering Law 3 )Junior Prosecutor (must be::entering Law 2)

• Secretary

Four members•at-large .Deadline for applgeations ,

-April 1, 1961. SubmitRicker, c/o AMS, Brock .

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THE U.'B

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Friday, March 24, 196 1

'Birds 'thunder1 after

Editor: Fink Hunter .

Staff : Christy Fahrni, BeagleGelin, Big Daddy MacKinnon ,Abby Urban ; Como Kydd, Fear-less Fred, Roger Legree, and al lthe nice managers .

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May will see 'Birds hea dsouth for doubleheader game swith Western Washington, St .Martins, Puget Sound, Seattl eU., and Everett Junior Col-lege.

a single game against the Uni-versity of Washington .

The following Thursday,March 30, in Varsity Stadiumthe St. Martins Rangers visitfor a twin bill at 1 :00 p.m.A doubleheader with WesternWashington on April 1 at th eUBC terminates action untilafter exams .

Thunderbird forwards jump after a slim-looking rugby bal lin last fall's Upset, 18-11 victory over the Japanese tourin gall-stars, Yawata Black Iron . Shown are Bird forward sJonathan Phillips, Sam Perry, and Dave Gibbs . All threewill play in Saturday's California World Cup game .

frost take track

intramural crownIt's been a long time in

coming, but the Frosh havewon their first intramural 'event in four years.

They defeated Phys; Ed 49 ½to 41 in the intramural trackmeet Thursday noon.

Frosh were defeated b yPhys Ed in the intramuralsoccer final Tuesday .

Horsehide 'Birds ready

NB CBruce McCallu mDave HowardNeal HendersonBob McKe eRoy BlascoTed Brya nDoug Sturroc kJohn GrangeDave GibbsKen HiedSam PerryPeter Bugg (capt . )Mike ChambersJonathan Phillips

SOCCE RUBC Thunderbirds .play their

final game of the season againstSt. Andrews AC at NorquayPark . Kick off time will be at12 :30, p .m .

VARpITY OUTDOOR CLU BEverybody planning on going

to Galribaldi must attend a meet-ing Arts 124 Friday noon .

Garibaldi slides Wednesda ynoon in Biological Science 2000 .Advance orders? for, VOC Jour-nal will be taken.

By CASEY GELIN

The crack of horsehide onwood and the familiar "yerout" are echoing throughoutVarsity Stadium again- asFran Gnup's baseballers taketo ' the field for their 1961season .

. Although without a mound ,backstop, or proper diamond ,the team appears enthusiasticand ready to go . The onlything standing in their way atthe moment is poor weather .

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feel er bi tiniistk .

over the incumbent B .C. RuggerChampion Vancouver Reps sidein the McKechnie Cup .

Then, throwing off their un-derdog role for an overdog one ,sailed past UCLA 23-6 and 26-6 .DRY FIEL D

The sunshine of the last fou rdays should have dried -the fiel dand made it suitable for a run-ning game, which is what th e'Birds want.

UBC is at full strength, sinceFred Sturrick, who injured ashoulder muscle in the firs tUCLA game, will return to thelineup .

Coach Howell, never" .a fore -caster, said "We will have toplay 100% to beat them . They'retough, as their record shows ."

Of their style, he said, "Theyplay a tight game, keeping theirline flat ."

C/NEUOSCAL

Jeff Pittor eTom Bates

Rudy Carvaja lLarry Somsin i

Jim Bur,res sLarry Balliet tJohn HarrisonDoug GrahamLarry Lowel l

Dave Hal lGael Barsotti

Fred TuemmlerJohn PapiniTom Fraser

Pat Boy l

Last general meeting Wednes-day, April 5th .SAILING

Last weekend in Seattle thesailing team defeated Washing-ton to win the last regatta ofthe season .

The regatta was run under adouble knockout system with .five participating schools, offour two-man crews each .

UBC sailed and won fou rraces, two against Washingtonand one each against . WesternWashington and College of PugetSound.

Gnup says his pitching staffis stronger than last year,with the return of Frank Phil-pott and Carl Shelley . A

stronger bench has also give nGnup confidence .

Offensively, the baseball-Birds appear to be strongerthan last year, but still areno power at the plate .

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pitching and the new_ infield ,Gnup feels they will bettertheir 6-6 record of last year .

'Birds do, however, face atough, schedule. They open theseason.. in . Seattle Monday with

hie ill, it,-Ili ii# .ii

Howel lto leave

By RON KYDD

Rugby coach Max Howell, oneof UBC's foremost coaches, yes-terday confirmed a Ubyssey re-port of March 14 that he will beleaving the University this sum-mer .

Howell said he is leaving UBCSeptember 1 for the Universityof Alberta, where he will con-centrate on graduate work andresearch into the more scientifi caspetts of physical training. Hewill not be coaching rugby, hesaid. He already has his master' sdegree in P .E .

LAST GAMEHowell, who leads his charge sinto the World Cup rugby gameat the stadium Saturday, says hewill undoubtedly miss the thrillof coaching rugby .

He feels, however, that Alber-ta will offer him a wider scope

d in research than he could obtainanywhere else in Canada .

"I want to remain in Canada, "Howell said. "I like the countryand I like the people . "

Howe 11 will teach summe rschool this year before he leave sfor Edmonton.

Of his experiences at UBC ,Howell's outstanding memory isof coaching swimming in 1955 ."When UBC won the EvergreenConference Swim Meet t h a tyear, it was the biggest thrill Ihave had as a coach . "

GREAT TEAMWhen speaking of this year 's

rugby team, Howell could no thide his pride in "his boys" .. "They are a helluva goo dbunch of competitors" he said ."The nicest bunch I've ever

coached. After suffering the lossof two key players at the begin-ning of the year, we dropped a

few games ."But the boys did what we

asked, and now they are one ofthe best united teams I've seen:They really fight ."

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By tying the first game o fthe series 3-3, UBC and Cal havemade tomorrow's match a cru-cial, winner-take-all event . TheBears are staking their two-yea rgrip on the 41-year-old Cupagainst a UBC bid of a lightnin gbackfield and a hustling scrum .

The . game will . be the seasonswan song for the Thunderbirdsand the UBC swan song forcoach Max Howell, who is leav-ing to accept a position at theUniversity of Alberta .

After the tie game, UBCdumped the Bears 8-3 in an ex-hibition game to mark the Cali-fornia team's first loss in 3 4games and two seasons .

UBC itself is riding on astring of wins — they knocke d

Cal' here Saturdayfor . sudden-death cup

By CHRIS FAHRNIOne South African, two Australians, and twelve America n

football players, all from the University of California at Berke -

ley, will be out to vanquish fifteen red-blooded Canadian s

from UBC tomorrow in the sudden-death final of the World

Cup series .

Game time is 1 :30 p .m. at theUBC Stadium .

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VANCOUVER

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Will Reply"Why We Believe In God "

Youth For Christ is an interdeflcth inaticgal

Internatiorsa3Youth Movement' in 45 Oo§htries .

10th & Quebec

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Dr. Peter Remnant

Rev. Hugh Walker

in Recent Lecture

"Why I Don't Believe In God"

Statements Made by the U.B.C .Professor of Philosophy

F ° • Me e ch 24, 1961

T H E U B Y S S E Y

Page Eleven

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No, Virginia, this isn't BigDaddy Lipscomb. It's Georg eT u r p i n, USC Thunderbirdtackle and new president ofthe Men's Athletic Associa-tion . Lonesome George suc-ceeds Donald Robertson, fam-ous Brock-type and Booster-club type . George tells us heis selling fuller; brushes thissummer . Hope:you sell lots ,George .

Editorial

Last issue. Nice guys:Maybe something will break . '

Maybe not . -Wait until next year.

High fashions

at !owprices

At the foot of the Universit ygates on Tenth Avenue, there' sa shop which sells quality mer-chandise at pin-money prices .They tarry ladies', men's andchildren's samples ` from themanufacturers of high pricedmerchandise, (who are particu-lar where their clothes are sold )at discount prices, and, we sellthem to you at wholesale or less .

"You couldn't by- these fash-ions for led if the designer wer eyour brother-in-law," said th eproprietor, a strawberry blonde ,named MONA FISHER . Most ofthe clothes, direct from-the fac-tories, are sample sizes, but sh ealso gets a good number of thelarger and even half sizes fromorders that are over-cuts .

She never has a sale, as he rprices Are below the sale pricesall year . How does she do it ?She concentrates on volume an dkeeps the overhead down. Ther eare no deliveries, no refunds ore4ehanges . Customers must ofte nthumb-through clothes, hun ttheir own sizes, and try on thei rselections in a community dress -ing room . -

You may often recogniz esome of Vancouver's society ma-trons and celebrities patronizingthe shop . Women from all part sof B .C . pan trips to Vancouverand include shopping at th eCLOTHES HORSE .

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During the past week, ' prob-ably the 1st month,' nd -m yably the last month, and maybepast years, things have beenboiling- to a climax hi the Athle-tic and P.E. departments. '

'This week, things have begun

to boil over . Max Howell has'an-nounced he - is leaving. Othershave bees mentioned.

It's not mere heresay tha tthere is dissatisfaction in theGym. It's time for an open, full-scale investigation .

See it in The Sun : Sensational .Don't see it in The Ubyssey .

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11IORTHZ BIRDSBy MIKE HUNTER

You, friend, believe it or not, are reading the last regula r

edition of `the' 1960=61 Ubyssey . I 'm glad too . But read on ,

just this once .

New, this year the Sports department has been different ,

to- say the least. In past years, he sports pages have sometimes

been carbon copies of Booster Club promotion poster, an d

sometimes mere apple-polishers for Gym-types.

Great . Just the way it ought to be, you say. Banner head -lines - boosting games get people out . Gives players moral sup-

port . .

It should be the duty of the student newspaper to boos t

games . Great . Except you made the mistake of saying "news-paper". The Ubyssey'has been a newspaper this year, fo r

the first time in many years .

This year, we have put more emphasis on reporting . We

have editorialized and commented on subjects which wefelt needed editorial comment . We have said in print whatethers keep under the table for fear of being disliked by coach-

es and players .For. our efforts we have received assorted abuse, ranging

from much to much too much .

We have heard nasty words from the anti-athletic peopl efor printing far too much sports . We have heard even . nastier

words from the pro-athletic people for printing not enough

sports .

Look, Ma, no brainsBut we've had fun. We've found but, by one means or

another, that people have read the sports pages this year.

They've read skydiving stories, fake Tampax ads, ,corny

jokes, -gunny sports shorts, alongside the regular news . But

is -got - them reading that regular news as well.

And, despite what many think, the regular news coverag e

ias been better than before . More sports have been given

pace. More pictures and stories have been run.

We 've said such ridiculous and outrageous things as "Dr.

lax Howell is leaving for greener pastures . " Ridiculous.

It-ter trash. Mere rumour. Only Dr. Max Howell is leaving,

rid presumably the pasture where he's going is greener .

We have also said :

• Magee will win the High School Basketball tourna-

ext year .

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▪ Printers and proofreaders are sometimes illiterate or

iebriated, but usually superhuman .

• Wayne Robinson took the Lion 's share of the Bi g

Jock Banquet .

• Football referees too often indulge in hanky panky .

• The Ubyssey's ace broomball team is now tied fo r

rst place- following a narrow 3-0 defeat by Chilliwack .

• Athletics are apathetic towards students, and

udents are not apathetic towards athletics .

• That Booster Clubbers, besides being, jealous of Th e

lbyssey, are usually from (gasp) Alberni, and sometimes

'ern, (gulp) West Van.

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• People who use The Ubyssey as a scrapegoat for MAA

rid -_MAC inefficiency deserve•a dunk in the sceptic tank .

Are 'Birds bushed ?• The WCIAU, this year, was a bush league . And maybe

to Birds in the Evergreen are worth two in the Bush.

• The WCIAU is a mater of dollars and sense .

• Getting for balance while playing broomball will pu t

)n. on ice for a while . -

• Manitoba football Bisons have been buffaloed .

• The tobd Guys lost the Grey Cup. -

* The Grey Cup - is anything but Grey, until the mourn -

after, that is .

Radsoe sports interviewers are apt:04y good joea-•- Hawaiians who kick converts in their bare feet ar e

rely to have ingrown toenails .

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• Melvin McGinnis would use a Classical' Football for-

ation

---• Charley, the horse who played baseball, never made i t

me because illiterate printers set the column in the wron g

pe •• With compulsory'P .E.s getting there is half the run.

• P.E. would be much better if it was voluntarythen

?re would be no grounds for complaint.

• Canadian amateur athletes aren't - ;sow's ears . But

ey're not Frank Reads, either . Perhaps it 's just as well .

• I still have darts and a 'map of Washington State i n

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Goodbye. - to, everyone, especially to people . ;= who agree't me .butdon ' t want to say' so .

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Applications are invited fo r

teaching positions in September, 196 1

Secondary Teachers — General Subjects

Elementary Teacher s

ARRANGE FOR INTERVIEWS AT TH E

UNIVERSITY PLACEMENT OFFIC E

FOR TUESDAY, MARCH 2 8

Secretary-Treasurer, Box 69, Agassiz, B .C .

Teachers Wanted

School District No . 32 (Fraser Canyon )

District Superintendent and Principals of - the' District wil l

interview interested graduating teachers in the Personne l

Services and Placement Offices between 9 a .m. and 5 p .m .

March 28th .

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PRINCETON'

Applications are invited for September 1961 as follows :

Secondary Teachers — General Subject s

Elementary Teacher s

Interviews may be arranged for Tuesday, March 28, at th e

Personnel Service and Placement Office .

Secretary-Treasurer,

Box 460, Princeton, B .C .

Fogs? Twelve

T H E U B Y S S E Y

Friday, March 24, 196 1

'Tween Classes

Ghanian to Speak UBC CLASSIFIE DAFRICA WEE K

"What Future for EmergingAfrican Nations?" Tony Bab -

GERMAN CLU B

Free film : "Black Forest Jour-ney", today, noon, Bu 204 . (InEnglish).

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BIOLOGY CLUBProf. Scholefield . will speak

-and . show slides on "Carnivor-ous d ;Plants" in Bio. Sci. 2321 ,today, noon.

CAMERA CLU BElections of next year's offi-

cers . Slide show. Bu 203, noon .

NUCLEAR DISARMAMEN TCLUB

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General meeting for electionsand discussion of April 1stmarch. Noon, Monday, Bu 220 .

INTERNATIONA L'HOUSE CLU B

To end exams! Boat cruis eto Belcarra, April 28, 1961 .Place reservations before Apri l7, 1961 at IH office . Member s$2 .00, non-members $2 .50 ,

_ Varsity fabrics"#~43 West 10th Avenue

CA 4-0842 .

Yard Goods, Patterns

and Sewing . Supplies

INTERNATIONA LHOUSE CLU B

There will be no more danc-

Any second or third yearstudents wishing to join clubnext year please contact Mar-guerite McRae, CA 4-0428, o rGarry Culhane, CA 8-8365 ,

CIRCLE K CLUB

Elections today, everyone out .Bu 2225, 12 :30. Also, don't for -get Installation Banquet, Wed-nesday, . March 29, 6 :30 . 'p .m .

DRIVING TO Montreal, Apri l25, want riders. Phone Chris ,AM . 6-4441 .

GOING FAST? Make a note o f

LOST: Timex wristwatch withno wristband. Probably inB.S. 2000. Finder please as kfor Stella at RE . 1-3014, afte r5 :00 15 .m .

LOST: Would the person who so"thoughtfully" removed ablack and red check full skir tand a red cardigan sweaterfrom Hut 94 be so kind as totake the articles to the Lostand Found in the Book Store .

FOR SALE : One year old, slight-ly used, Judson Supercharger ;suitable for VW, Renault, etc .Only $60 . E. Hemmes, LA .1-8704 .

LOST: A "Benrus" watch in th ePhysics building—possibly inthe men's washroom. Wouldthe finder please contast R . E .Day, AM. 6-7405 .

HI-FI SET : Jensen bass reflexspeaker; Harmon-Kardon pre-amp-amp, automatic changer .All in good condition . PhoneDave, RE . 1-1363 after 6 p.m .

ELEVEN foot plywood boat . 7 ½h.p., outboard motor, uniquetrailer, car wheels. Set (4years old) — $295 . Phone CY .9-3364 .

SUMMER TRANSPORTATION :1957 650 c.c. BSA RoadRocket motorcycle . 65 mpg ,beautiful condition. 3637 Van-ness . HE. 1-8195 .

FOUND: Watch in Buchanan ,Monday. . Phone Ray, CA .4-6371 .

ANYONE leaving for the sum-mer? Want to sub-let you rfurnished one-bedroom suiteor bed-sitting room suite o nCampus or within UniversityGates? July 3rd to mid-August. Please contact M. Mc,Lennan at AM. 1-5251 as soo nas possible .

FOTTND : Thursday afternoon ,March 23, comb and moneynear cash register in Bus Stop .Room 107, Chem. Bldg .

Starting your own

paper?-Don' tContinued from page 1

We have not attempted t ocheck out this Story in any way,shape or form and do not be-iieve a word of it. The Proposa lwas made by one of the staff ,who was immediately fired .

S ►P: . . .. fighting . that burning

passionate, a l m o s t over-whelming desire to wrap alip around a really goodpizza . You're only harmingyourself by this silly self-de-

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FELLOWSHIP Poetry and

short story

dis-LOST: 1 black Alaska diamon d

M,r . Dennis Clark will speak cussion will be held at Mr. Zil- ring

in washroom in mainin Bu 106, today, noon . ber's

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* 8 :15 p .m. March 27 . Election of turn to Lost & Found or callofficers also . ALma, WA. 2-1583 . Reward

JAll SOCIETY offered .Free concert today, noon, Bu PHRATERES SUMMER RESIDENCE : Room104, featuring Vancouver's Final All-Phi, Arts 100, 12 :30 . and board is available at th e

Young Jazz musicians, the Bill Please attend! Psi Upsilon Fraternity Hous eFawcett

Quintet .

Free

for from May 7 to

August 31 .members and non-members . Phone ack Gill at CA. 4-905 2

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FOUND: Girl's ring in Buchanan FOR SALE: 1939 Dodge coupe .building. Cou act F`rankie .

iRuns good . Call CA. 4-1947 .

TR. 6-6980 .LOST: KKT sorority pin . Own-

er's name on back. If foundplease phone Irene Foerster ,CA. 4-3988 .

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now Hubert will own his first car.

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Starting now, when you earn extra money, Account at Scatiabank . Call at your nearest

keep it not in your pocket, but in a Savings branch today—and start saving .

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