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THE VENDÉE MONTHLY

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Welcome! to Issue 3 of ‘The Vendée Monthly’ magazine!

Well  July  is  upon  us,  the  Summer   is  here  and  family  and  friends  will  soon  be  starting  to  arrive  full  of  holiday  optimism.

Our  “What’s  On”  section  (P.4)  is  full  of  things  to  do  with  visitors   (or  by  yourselves  of  course!)  plus   don’t   forget   to   visit   the   Tourist  

Information  offices  for   further   ideas   including  the  many  children’s  activities  in  the  area.    The  beaches  are  one  of  the  favourite  places  to  visit  whilst  on  holiday  and  the  Vendéen  coastline  has  much  to  offer  and  we  hope  to  cover  this  in  future  issues.

Well,   it’s   time  to  put   this  issue  ‘to  bed’  now,  so   I  wish   you  all  a  wonderful  July  with  your  visitors  and  enjoy  our  beautiful  area.

Email: [email protected] or Tel: 05 49 70 26 21.website: www.thevendeemonthly.fr

This Month’s Advertisers...A2B  Food  Services  ..............................................................................................Affordable  UK  Design...........................................................................................Agence  Mélusine.................................................................................................A  la  Bonne  Vie  (Restaurant).................................................................................ARB  French  Property............................................................................................Bill  McEvoy  (Plumber  /  Heating  Engineer)..........................................................Bird  Property  Services.........................................................................................Cafe  Cour  du  Miracle...........................................................................................Celtic  Inn  (Bar  &  Dining)......................................................................................Chris  Bassett  Construction..................................................................................Corbin  Electrical...................................................................................................Cottage  Services  (Garden  Maintenance)............................................................Currencies  Direct  (Money  Transfers)...................................................................Elliott  Gardening  Services....................................................................................English  Spoken.....................................................................................................Evelyne  Mallet  (French  Lessons  &  Translations).................................................Futuroscope.........................................................................................................Gardens  and  Stuff................................................................................................Gentle  Touch  Hair  &  Beauty................................................................................Glass  2  France......................................................................................................Hotel  Marie  Stuart...............................................................................................Insink  Plumbing...................................................................................................James  Harris  (Plasterer).......................................................................................John  Snee  (Groundworks)...................................................................................Julie’s  Cleaning  Services.......................................................................................Keith  Banks  Pool  Services....................................................................................K.Neal  Renovations..............................................................................................L.A  Fish  &  Chips...................................................................................................La  Deuxième  Chance  (Annie  Sloan  Chalk  Paint  Supplier)...................................Leggett  Immobilier...............................................................................................Le  Pub  des  Halles.................................................................................................Ma  Maison  Parfaite.............................................................................................Mark  Sabestini  Renovation  &  Construction........................................................MCH  Groundworks  /  Construction.....................................................................ML  Computers.....................................................................................................Nathan  Foster  Building  Services..........................................................................Needa  Hand  Services...........................................................................................Owners  Direct.....................................................................................................Pascale  Matéo  (French  Courses  and  Translation)...............................................Polar  Express  (Frozen  Foods)..............................................................................Rob  Berry  (Plasterer)...........................................................................................Robert  Gough  Terrassement...............................................................................Ross  Hendry  (Interface  Consulting  &  Engineering).............................................Sarah  Berry  Online  (Websites  and  Graphic  Design)............................................Satellite  TV  (Nigel  Gubb)......................................................................................Shaun  Grice  (Home  Renovation)........................................................................Shaun  O’Rourke  (Garden  Maintenance).............................................................Simon  The  Tiler....................................................................................................Spectrum  IFA  Group  (Amanda  Johnson).............................................................Sue  Burgess  (French  Courses  &  Translation).......................................................Taylor  Electricté...................................................................................................Tracy  Corrie  (Nail  artist).......................................................................................Val  Assist  (Translation  Services)...........................................................................Vendée  Building  Services.....................................................................................Vendée  Carriers...................................................................................................Vendée  Pools.......................................................................................................

Emergency Numbers:15 SAMU, Medical17 Gendarmes, Police18 Pompiers, Fire

112 European emergency113 Drugs and alcohol

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Contents...What’s  On..........................................................................Hobbies,  Clubs  &  Associations..........................................Getting  Out  &  About.........................................................Take  a  Break......................................................................Our  Furry  Friends..............................................................The  Great  Outdoors..........................................................Health,  Beauty  &  Fitness..................................................Motoring...........................................................................Spotlight  On...................................................................French  Life,  Food  &  Drink..............................................Communications..............................................................Building  &  Renovation......................................................Business,  Finance  &  Property...........................................

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Monthly  services  in  the  English  speaking  Anglican  Church  in  the  Vendée:

Puy de SerreAll  Saints,  Vendée  holds  two  services  each  month,  on  the  2nd  and  4th  Sundays  at  the  church  of  St.  Marthe,  Puy  de  Serre,  at  11am.    After  each  service,  tea  and  coffee  is  served  in  the  parish  room  and  everyone  is  invited  to  a  ‘bring  and  share’  lunch.

Other   services  are  held  in  the  west   of   the  Vendée,  in   La  Chapelle  Achard  and  La  Chapelle  Palluau.    For  details  of  these,  please  check  the  website:    www.allsaintsvendee.fr

A  VERY  WARM  WELCOME  awaits  you  at  ESCOVAL  (The  English  Speaking  Church  of  the  Valley  of  the  Loire).    Communion  Services  are  held  on  the  3rd  Sunday  of  each  month  at  La  Chapelle  de  la  Bonne  Dame  de  Ranton  at  11.30am  followed  by  a  Bring  and  Share  lunch.  Full   details   of   how   to   find   us   can   be   found   on   our   website  at:  www.escoval.org   or  please  telephone  us  on:  05  49  66  79  14.    Our  GPS  address  is  46˚59'25.30  N    0˚02'06.22  W.

What’s On... July 201321st  June-­‐9th  August  -­‐  Festival  Ultrasong  2013Open  air   concerts  at  the  Forêt  de  Notre  Dame  de  Monts.     Starting  from   9.30pm.   See   tourist   information   for   further   details:  www.notre-­‐dame-­‐de-­‐monts.fr1st  July-­‐16th  September  -­‐  Summer  Exhibition.At  the  Château  de  Coulonges,  79160.    Photographs  of  Church  wall  paintings-­‐Peintures  murales  -­‐  médiévales  et  gothiques"  by  Howard  Needs.  Can  also  be  seen  during  guided  tours  of  the  Château  which  are   bilingual.   For   further   information   see   website:   www.ville-­‐coulonges-­‐sur-­‐lautize.fr3rd  July  -­‐  NALA  QuizMonthly  quiz   in   aid   of   NALA   85480   at   the  Auberge   St   Vincent  Sterlange,  starting    at  8pm.    4th-­‐7th  July  -­‐  Festival  of  Dance  “Salsa  del  Mar”Salsa  dancing  courses,  workshops,  concerts,  demos  and  shows  on  the  beach  and  streets  of  Les  Sables-­‐d’Olonne.    Find  more  info  at:  www.salsadelmar85.fr6th  July  -­‐  5th  Birthday  Party!Celebrate  at   A  La  Bonne  Vie,  Le  Beugnon  79130  with   live  music  and  dancing.  Please  see  advert  on  P.19  for  more  details.9th  July  -­‐  Mens  &  Ladies  Darts  CompetitionAt  Les  Pub  des  Halles,  Sainte  Hermine.  Great  fun  evening,  all  levels  welcome.    Please  see  advert  on  P.20  for  contact  details.9th  July-­‐30th  August  -­‐  The  Summer  House  of  DragonfliesA  day  out   for   all   the   family  in  the  great   outdoors,  searching  and  learning  about  the  Dragonfly.  At  Chaillé-­‐sous-­‐les-­‐ormeaux,  85310.See  www.maisondeslibellules.fr  or  call  02  51  06  03  15.15th-­‐17th  July  -­‐  The  Tour  de  France  Sailing  RaceThis  36th  Annual  event  includes  11  cities  in  all,  one  stage  arriving  at  St  Gilles  Croix  de  Vie.    Please  find  further  details  at:  www.tourvoile.fr16th  July  -­‐  Talk  “Light  up  that  Fire”Meeting  of  ‘The  Filling  Station’  at  7pm.  A  talk  by  Patrick  Whitworth  of  All  Souls  Church,  Bath  hosted  by  the  Joie  de  Vie  English  speaking  Church.  At   L'Espace  Notre  Dame  de   la  Vie,  Rue  Gautte,  St.-­‐Gilles-­‐Croix-­‐de-­‐Vie.  Tel:  02  51  33  27  81  Email:  [email protected]  July  -­‐  Quiz  NightAt  Les  Pub  des  Halles,  Sainte  Hermine.    All  questions  in  French  &  English  and  a  prize  for   every  team.     Please  see  advert   on  P.20  for  contact  details.17th  July  -­‐  Talk  “Light  up  that  Fire”Meeting  of  ‘The  Filling  Station’  at  7.30pm  (refreshments  from  6.30pm).  A  talk  by  Patrick  Whitworth  of  All  Souls  Church,  Bath  hosted  by  The  Rendez-­‐Vous  Christian   Fellowship.  At   La  Grange,   39  rue  du  Centre,  Thouarsais  Bouildroux.  Tel:  09  60  49  78  Email:[email protected]  July  -­‐  PC  Course  “Using  the  Cloud”At   Pause!   Cafe   L’Absie,   10.15am.   Please   contact   Ross   on  [email protected]  for  further  details  or  to  book  a  place.

Naoonal  Day  (Fête  Na)onale  de  France)Assumpoon  of  Mary (Assomp)on)All  Saints  Day (Toussaint)Armisoce  Day  (Armis)ce  1918)Christmas  Day  (Noël)

Sunday  14th  July...............Thursday  15th  August.......Friday  1st  November.........Monday  11th  November...Wednesday  25th  December.

The National Holidays, Religious and Feast Days 2013

                                                                                                Paperback  Jan                                                   Books  in  English                          3rd  July:     Café  Cour  du  Miracle,  Vouvant  85120.  2.30pm-­‐4.30pm  4th  July:     Bar  le  Palais,  St  Aubin  le  Cloud  79450  2pm  -­‐  5pm  4th  July:     Bar/Brasserie  Vue  du  Chateau,  Bressuire  79300  10am  -­‐  12pm5th  July:   Bar  de  la  Paix,  Thouars  79100.    12pm  -­‐  2pm5th  July:     Le  Tipsy  Bar,  Coulonges-­‐sur-­‐l’Autize  79160.  4pm  -­‐  6pm7th  July:     Café  des  Belles  Fleurs,  Fenioux  79160.  2pm  -­‐  4pm11th  July:     Pause!  Cafe,  L’Absie  79240.    2pm-­‐  5pm12th  July:     Jan’s  home,  La  Ferrière-­‐en-­‐Parthenay.  11am  -­‐  4pm13th  July:   Cafe  Le  Chauray,  St  Maixent  l’Ecole  79400.  10am  -­‐  1pm21st  July:   British  Day  at  La  Mothe  St  Héray  79800.  10am  -­‐  6pm25th  July:   Le  relais  des  2  moulins,  Clessé  79350.    4pm  -­‐  6pm26th  July:   Le  P’tit  Bar  Boucard,  Ménigoute.    4pm  -­‐  6pm28th  July:   Horse  &  Dog  Fun  Show,  Asnois  86250.    from  8.30am31st  July:   Jan’s  home,  La  Ferrière-­‐en-­‐Parthenay.  1pm  -­‐  6pm

For  more  info  contact  Jan  on:06  08  30  73  29  or  email:  [email protected]

! If you have a date you would like included in next month’s “What’s On” listing, please email the

details to: [email protected].

                                                         La  Vendée  Chippy                                                          Traditional  Fish  &  Chips  in  France!

• Wednesdays (July 3rd, 10th, 17th, 24th & 31st)Bar ‘Auberge le St Vincent’, St Vincent Sterlanges

• Thursdays (July 4th, 11th, 18th, 25th)Bar ‘La Rando’, Mervent.

• Fridays (July 5th, 12th, 19th & 26th )Bar ‘Au Bon Coin’, Thoursais Bouildroux

For  more  info  please  visit  website:  www.lavendeechippy.com

Open 6-8.30pm

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Did you know?...In  times  past  June  was  the  favourite  month  for  marriages.    Why?    Because  they  took  their  yearly  bath  in  May  and  still  smelled  quite  good  in  June.    However,  since  on  a  warm,  sunny  day  there  would  be  a  bit  of  a  ‘whiff’  starting,  the  bride  would   carry  a  bouquet   of   flowers   to   hide  body  odour.    Hence  today’s  custom  of  the  bride  carrying  a  bouquet.

Still  on  the  personal  hygiene  theme,  in  those  days  there  were  no  bathrooms  of  course,  a  bath  was  just  a  big  tub  filled  with  hot  water  and  set  in  front  of  the  fire  in  the  main  room.    This  water  had  to  be  drawn  from  the  well  and  heated  over   the  open  hearth  which  was  all  very  tiring  and    time-­‐consuming.    The  man  of  the  house,  being  the  most  important,  had  the  privilege  of  the  nice  clean  water,  then  the  sons  and  any  other  men  in  the  household;  the  women  followed,  then  young  children  and  finally  the  babies.    You  can  just  imagine  what  the  water  would  be  like  at  this  stage  -­‐  so  dirty  you  could  lose  someone  in  it.    Hence  the  old  saying  ‘don’t  throw  the  baby  out  with  the  bath  water!’

Another  well-­‐known  term  from  the  old  days,  still  in  use  today,  is  ‘upper-­‐crust’.    This  is  supposedly  derived  from  when  bread  was  divided  according  to  status.    In  big  houses  with  kitchens  and  servants,  bread  would  be  cooked  in  bread  ovens  with  

open  fires,  so  consequently  the  bottom  of  the  loaf  would  often  be  a  bit  blackened.    The  staff  would  get   the  burnt  bottom  of  the  loaf  and  the  family  would  get  the  top  or  ‘upper  crust’.  

Lead   cups   were   used  to  drink  ale  or  whisky.    Supposedly,  this  combination  would  occasionally  knock  an   imbiber  out   for  a  couple  of  days,  long  enough  for  them  to  be  presumed  dead  and  prepared  for  burial.    They  were  laid  out  on  the  kitchen  table  while  friends  and  family  gathered  to  eat  and  drink,  and  wait  to  see  if  he  would  wake  up.    Hence  ‘holding  a  wake’.

On  the  same  theme,  when  old  cemeteries  became  full  the  most  ancient  graves  were  re-­‐used.    Occasionally  a  disinterred  coffin  would  show  signs  of  scratch  marks  which  made  our  ancestors  worry  that  they  had  been  burying  people  alive.    So  they  would  tie  a  string  on  the  wrist  of  the  corpse,  lead  it  through  the  coffin  and  up  through  the  ground  and  tie  it  to  a  bell.    Someone  would  then  sit  in  the  graveyard  all  night   -­‐  ’the  graveyard  shift’  -­‐  to  listen  for  the  bell.    In  this  way  someone  could  be  ’saved  by  the  bell’.

by Vanda Lawrence

Contact  ‘The  Vendée  Monthly’La  Bartière,  79130,  Secondigny.

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Please  call  Sarah  to  find  out  more:05  49  70  26  21

7th  July Commequiers  (85220)  and  L’hermenault  (85570)

21st  July Jard-­‐sur-­‐Mer  (85520)  and  Saint  Christophe  du  Ligneron  (85670)

28th  July Chateau  d’Olonne  (85180)

For   more   information   about   Vide   Greniers   in   your   area,   visit:  www.info-­‐brocantes.com

Art  Market   from  10am  to   7pm  every  Thursday  in  July.  Twenty   artists   confirmed   (painters,   sculptors,  photographers,   graphic   designers   and   plastic   artists)  belonging   to   the  association   ‘Vent   des  Arts’   group  who  exhibit  and   sell  their  works  in   front  of  the  church   of  La  Tranche-­‐sur-­‐mer.

Vide Greniers

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Alone  in  France? We  are  a  group  of  people   living  alone   in  the  L'Absie  area  who  meet  regularly  for  coffee  and  lunches.    We  meet  on  the  1st  and  3rd  Tuesdays  at  11am  for  coffee  at  the  Pause  cafe  in  L'Absie.    Our  lunches  are  at  different  venues  each  month.  There's  a  warm  welcome  if  you'd  like  to  join  us.  More  details  from  Frank  05  49  69  80  47.

Hobbies, Clubs & Associations...

The  Filling  Station  ~  Poitou-­Charentes  and  VendéeThe   Filling   Station   is   a   network   of   local   Christians   of   all  denominations   who   meet   together   regularly   for   spiritual  renewal  &  evangelism  purposes.    ALL  WELCOME.Please  see  our  website  for  details  of  meetings  and  spring  programmes  [email protected]  or  locally  contact  05  49  87  18  58  or  email:michael.willisfr.fr

Secondigny Running Club...Put the bounce back in your step. Join our friendly and supportive running group. All abilities welcome.Email Kelly for more details: [email protected]

Through the Lens GroupLocal photography group meets on the last Monday in each month to chat about all things photography! New members welcome. For further information contact:Ian Gawn: 02 51 00 84 52 or Brian Preece: 05 49 72 09 94

A R E  Y O U A M O D E L R A I L W A Y ENTHUSIAST? If so, join a group of like-

minded modellers who meet on a monthly basis to visit members' layouts and swap

information. We are based on the Deux-Sevres/Vendee border but also have members in the Vienne and Charente. If you are interested please contact Gerry Riley for more information on 05 49 63 34 01.

Cycling  GroupDo  you  enjoy  cycling?    I  am  a  keen  cyclist  and  looking  for  others  to  meet  up  with  me  for  outings  once  or  twice  a  week.     Purely  for   leisure   and  very   informal  with  a  

coffee  stop  en  route.  I  live  at  Pamplie,  near  Secondigny.Contact:    [email protected]    /  05  49  28  24  06

“Nalliers Welcome”Anglo/French Social Club

Every Tuesday evening/Chaque mardi soir19h15 - 21h00 ~ Salle Polyvalente, 85370 Nalliers

Contact Karen Ross on 02 51 56 14 28email: [email protected]

If   you   have   some   time   to   spare  and   are  interested  to  help  us  as  a  volunteer,  please  contact  us  for  more  information.

Cancer  Support  Vendée  Helpline:02  51  00  58  21

or  email:  [email protected].

2nd Sunday Motorcycle Clubwww.2ndsundayclub.fr

If you would like to attend our coffee mornings please contact us via the website........New members always welcome!

Vendee Women’s FellowshipMeetings held the third Thursday each month at ‘Le Mangoustan’ in Mervent. We share hobbies and interests and organise trips to places of interest, primarily offering friendship and support to English speaking ladies. Come and join us and you will be sure of a warm welcome. Contact:  Carol  02 51 52 10 48 or Shirley 02 51 51 49 39

MaillÉ cricket club

Founded  4  years  ago  by  some  passionate  ex-­‐pats  who  yearned  for  the  sound  of   leather  on  Willow,  the  club   is  open  for  players  of  all  standards.  The  focus   is   on   fun   (though   winning  a  game   is  worth  the   effort!),   age   is   irrelevant   as   we   seek  to   create   a   little   piece  of  England  in  the  Vendée.

The  club  has  been  wonderfully  supported  by  the  mayor  of  Maillé  who  has  provided  us  with  the  sole  use  of  the  local  Stade.  Though  a  touch   small   as   a   cricket   ground   it   does   give  many   of   us   some  inflated  batting  averages  and  poor  bowling  figures!!

We  play  all   over   the  Vendée  as  well   as  Brittany  and  we  also  have  some   great   weekends   hosting   touring   sides   and   with   enough  hospitality  we  even  win  some  of  the  games.

The  one  big  advantage  we  have  is  the  ability  to  create  a  wonderful  social  atmosphere  with  our  own  club  house  and  catering  facilities  so  spectators  can  enjoy  some  classic  English  tea  and  sandwiches   and   be   close   to  watch   the   "action"  under   the   shade   of  some   trees  and   a  glass  of  chilled  wine.

So   if  you  want   to  have   a  go  or   come  and  see   us   play   please   visit   our   website  at  www.maillecricketclub.yolasite.com

La Roche-sur-Yon Cricket Club

Friendly cricket club always looking for more players, scorers, umpires and cake-makers!

Contact John: 02 51 66 13 05 or Dave: 02 51 56 49 60

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So what happens when we are not rehearsing for a play?I  intend  to  focus  on  one  of  Reaction  Theatre’s  groups  each  month  giving  more  in-­‐depth  information  on  what  we  do  and  an  update  on  important  events  in  the  other  groups.    This  month  I’m  focusing  on  ‘The  Art  Scene’.

“Art  for  all  ages  and  talents”  but  it  is  also  for  all  tastes  and  opinions.    With  this  in  mind  I  have  tried   to  expand  my  knowledge  of  art  and  like  many  of  you   I  have  been  reading  the  “ARTicles”  column  in  the  Vendée  Monthly  written  by  Josie  Bounds.    

Although   I   spend   hours   reading   art   books   and   watching   art  programmes,  and  I  was  a  member  of  four  different  art  societies  in  the  UK,  my  knowledge   of   art   is   based   on   what   might   be   called  Representational  art.      Representational  art  is  painting  what  we  can  see,  with  a  particular   liking  for  the  Impressionists,  Monet  and  Van  Gogh.    Some  people  say,  “If  you’re  going  to  paint   life  like  subjects  you  might  as  well  take  a  photograph.”    They  might  have  a  point.    I  have  hundreds  of  photos  of  my  grandchildren  but  nothing  pleases  me  more  than  completing  a  portrait  of  one  of  them.    The  other  day  my  three  year  old  granddaughter,  Lottie,  said  “I  love  your  painting  of  me  grandad”    what  more  can  you  ask?  

At  first  I  must  admit  I  found  Josie’s  articles  a  little  bit  high-­‐brow  so  I  arranged  to  have  a  coffee  with  her  at   the  Pause  Café.     Josie  then  agreed   to   come   along   to   a   couple   of   Art   Scene   sessions   to  enlighten  us  using  her   slide  projector   to  demonstrate  her  points.    She  has  a  vast  knowledge  of  art  history.   The  sessions  were  great  and   caused   a   lot   of  debate  and   some   disagreement   because   like  most  things  in  life  we  all  like  different  things  don’t  we?    

We   all   ended   up   painting   some   abstract   flowers   and   still   life  subjects   and   the   experience   proved  most   stimulating,  thanks   to  Josie  for  her  patience  and  her  help.    I’m  hoping  I  can  persuade  her  to  join  our  group  permanently,  watch  this  space!

I’m   continuing   with   my   pastel  portraits   but   you   will   definitely  see  a  more   abstract  approach  to  my  work  in   the  future  however,  I  don’t   think  Picasso   has  anything  to  worry  about!

Do  read  Josie’s  columns,  you  will  find   them   most   interesting   and  look  out  for  her  art  courses.

The  Reaction  Theatre  Alternative  Calendar  Girls  calendars  are  still  for  sale  at   the   following  four  venues  and  will   remain  so  for  the  rest  of  the  year: Restaurant    A  La  Bonne  Vie  at  Le  Beugnon, Café  des  Belles  Fleurs  at  Fenioux, Pause!  Café    at  L’Absie, Cafe  Cour  du  Miracle  at  Vouvant

For   any   further   information,  please   contact   John   Blair   by  email:    [email protected]

What’s in a name?It  has  been  an  interesting  month.  Renovating  and  trying  to  keep  the  business  running  is  not  easy,  fortunately  we  no   longer  dread  the  thought  of  rain  as  the  new  roof  is  on  and  by  the  time  you  read    this    our  new  shop  will  be  open  here  in  Le  Bois  de  Messé!    

We  have  met  lots  of  lovely  people  and  are  learning  new    building  vocabulary  daily  -­‐  realising  sometimes  we  use  words     that  aren’t  necessarily  correct  (and  not  just  French!).  

A  customer  arrived  for  a  tin  of  wax,   and   explained   she   was  making  her  own  “Chalk  Paint”  with  lime!!!    Surely  that  is  lime  paint   -­‐  a  product  we  actually  bought   this  week?    We  were  amazed   to   find   it   has   a   very  glossy  finish  and  after  reading  the   instructions   again   we  discovered   it   was  a  synthetic  product  used  to  give  a  finish  that  would  replicate  the  look  of  old  lime  plaster,  which  we  already  have!    This  proves  again  that  words  can  be  very  misleading.

“Hoover”   or   vacuum   cleaner?     Either   way  you   know  what   is  meant,  likewise  possibly  “chalk  paint”?    But  how  can  we  be  sure  of  what  we  are  getting?  There  are  many  products  now  available  labelled  as  “chalk”  or  “chalky”  but  how  do  they  compare?    Not  all  vacuums   are   made   by   Hoover,   not   all   cars   by   Rolls   Royce.  Sometimes  it  is  the  name  that  confirms  the  quality  of  the  goods.    Have  you  tried  Annie  Sloan  Chalk  Paint™  ?    Please  do,  you  will  be  amazed  by  its  quality.    Not  just   for   furniture,  but  for  woodwork,  floors,  ceilings,  beams  and  walls.  

Available   in   79240  L’Absie  for   all   our  Vendée  customers   (please  ring   first),  at   our   new   shop   in   79120   le  Bois   de  Messé  and  at  events  around  the  area  (see  website  for  details).  

We  hope  to  see  you  soon,  Rik  and  Sue  Newellwww.ladeuxiemechance.com    

Getting Out & About...

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The  following  definition  of  abstract  art  is  from  the  Internet.  “There  is  no  right  or  wrong  answer  to  this  question.  Abstract  art  is  open   to   interpretation,   and   that   is   one   of   the   beautiful   things  about  it.    Abstract  art  doesn't  jump  out  and  declare,  "THIS  is  what  I'm  all  about."   Instead,  abstract  art   requires  you  to  have  an  open,  inquiring  mind;  you  must  enter  the  painting  and  see  where  it  takes  you.  Abstract  art  gives  you  the  freedom  to  explore  the  artwork  and  assign   your   own   meaning   to   the   piece.   This   intensely   personal  process   enriches  a   viewer's  experience  of   an   artwork”.  What   do  you  think?

In   terms   of   language  that   artists   use   to  phrase   abstraction   I  have  looked  at  paintings  by   Gerhard   Richter,  Robert   Ryman   and  Robert  Rauschenberg.

The   six   paintings   are  homage   to   John   Cage,  re fe renc ing   cage ’s  Lecture  on  Nothing  -­‐-­‐  "I  have  nothing  to  say  and  I'm   saying  it."   They  are  c o m p o s e d   i n   h i s  characteristic   swiping,  blurred  style  of  over-­‐painted  and  obliterated  layers  suggesting  rain  and   mist,   instability   and   displacement,   absence   and   endings,  classical   rigor   and   postmodern   ruin.     They   echo   the   northern  European  palette  of  earnest  darkness  and  piercing  brightness  that  goes   back   to   Casper   David   Friedrich,   but   Richter   is   also   a  minimalist,  a  denier  of  meaning,  ideals,  and  personal  signatures.  A  salient  characteristic  of  modernism  is  self-­‐consciousness.  This  often  leads  to  experiments  with  form  and  work  that   draws  attention  to  the  processes  and  materials  used.

Ryman   paintings   are  character ised   by   an  e n g a g e m e n t   w i t h  processes   and   materials  testing   and   reworking  against  their  outcomes.  He  proposes   that   work   need  not   be   motivated   by   a  d i s sat i s fac t ion   w i th  tradition   but   can   instead  be   i n sp i red   by   t he  inclination   to   see   how  fo rms   m i gh t   re ta i n  r e l e v a n c e   i n   n e w  circumstances,   evidencing  this   by   his   study   and  

limitless  effects  and  variations  with  the  minimum  of  materials  and  tools.  Spatial  notion,  time  is  written  into  this  kind  of  work,  for  Ryman  it  has  become  a  form  of  documentation  and  accumulation,  discursive  ramblings,   visual   and   textural   based   elements.   His   is   a   practice  marked   by   a   careful,   even   methodical;   working   over   of   the  conventions  of  painting  in  there  most  radically  reduced  possibilities.

How  can  painting  enter   into  the  world   of   3D   sculpture?  Rauschenberg   Bed   is   a  hybrid   work,   part   painting  and   part   sculpture.   Playing  one   process   off   another  Rauschenberg   has   fused  together   cast   off   items   and  p a i n t   i n   t h e   s t y l e  reminiscent   of   Abstract  Expressionism.  This  work  of  Rauschenberg   has   become  personal,  thought   as  a   self-­‐portrait.   Rauschenberg  states  that,  "Painting  relates  to   art   and   life”,   he   tries   to  act   in   that  gap  between  the  two."

   

by Josie Bounds

Abstraction

ARTicles

Series # 23 (White), 2004. Oil on canvas, 38 x 38 cm

Right: Robert Rauschenberg: Bed, 1955.

Find  Josie  Bounds  at  Le  Studio,  79240  Le  Busseauwww.monpentcoeur.info

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The   Anglican   ‘Congregations   of   All   Saints,  Vendée’   is   part   of   the  Church  of  England.    It  is  part  of  the  ‘Diocese  in  Europe’  which  serves  the  Anglican  and   English-­‐speaking  people   throughout   Europe   plus  Morocco  and  Turkey.  

So...  what  is  a  traditional  (well  as  traditional  as  you  can  get)  church  doing  in  the  Vendée?

The   Anglican   church   in   the   Vendée   started   in   2001   when   Brian  Davies  and   his  wife  sent   out  an   exploratory  mail   shot   to   identify  support   for  an  English  speaking  church  in  the  area  and,  as  a  result,  a  group  of  30  attended  a  Harvest  service  which  was  taken  by  Brian,  already  a  Lay  Reader.    This  ‘Vendée  Fellowship’  (officially  part  of  the  Chaplaincy  of  Poitou-­‐Charentes)  then  held  services  twice  a  month  with  help  from  various   clergy  from  2001  to  2004  with   a  growing  congregation.    During  this  time  Brian  had  answered  his  calling  and  was   ordained   in   2004   as   a   Curate   in   the   Chaplaincy   of   Poitou-­‐Charentes.     By  now  he  was   taking  three   services  a  month   in   the  Vendée  using  two  worship  centres.

In   2007   the   Pastoral   Area   of   The   Congregations   of   All   Saints,  Vendée   (ASV)   was   created   with   Revd.   Brian   Davies   installed   as  Priest-­‐in-­‐Charge.     The   church   has   continued   to   grow  and   a  third  worship  centre  was  introduced  in  2010.    With  the  full  co-­‐operation  of  the  R.C.  Bishop  of  Luçon  we  use  the  churches  at  Puy-­‐de-­‐Serre,  La  Chapelle  Achard  and  La  Chapelle  Palluau  and  full  details  are  on  our  website:  www.allsaintsvendee.fr.    At  the  end  of  2010,  Revd.  Brian  Davies   left   the  Vendée   and   moved   to   help   in   the   Chaplaincy  of  Aquitaine   and   since   then   we   have   been   searching   for   a   new,  permanent   priest.     We   have   managed   in   the   meantime  with   a  stream  of  locum  priests  and  a  number  of  retired  Vicars,  who  have  become  great   friends   of   the   church   and   have   helped   out   when  around.      

But  that   is  only  a  small  part  of  what  we  are  and  do  -­‐  our  primary  function  is  to  serve  the  English  speaking  community,  whether   they  be  Christian  of  any  denomination  or  not.    As  in  a  traditional  English  parish  what  we  do  is  for  the  whole  community  not  just  ourselves.    If  we  have  a  party  or  social  event  it's  for  everyone.    When  we  hear  that   someone  is  in  difficulty,  or  are  asked  to  make  a  hospital  visit,  we  do  all  we  can  to  help  in  anyone’s  hour  of  need.

The  service  attendance  twice  a  month  at  the  two  churches  is  about  35  in  the  west  and  in  the  East  an  average  of  65  and  now  includes  a  children’s   club.     Our   services  always  have   a  social   side  to   them  through   ‘Bring  and  share   lunches’  or   coffee  and   biscuits.     Other  activities   include   House   Groups,   a   Ladies   Group   various   social  events   including   Quiz   Evenings,   Summer   Walks,   English   Cream  

Teas,   Coffee   Mornings  and   an   Annual   Summer  Fete.    

We   have   run   two   Alpha  Courses   in   the   past   and  another   is   planned   this  year.   All   details   are  published  in  our  monthly  n e w s l e t t e r   ‘ T h e  Grapevine’   and   on   our  website.     The   Christmas  

celebrations  at  Puy-­‐  de-­‐Serre  have  proved  very  popular  with  French  Christians  and  has  become  an  annual  event  since  2009.    We  always  join  in  with  services  during  the  Week  of  Christian  Unity  and  hosted  a  bi-­‐lingual  service  in  2010.

As  well  as  excellent  links  with  neighbouring  Anglican  churches,  ASV  is  proud  of  its  close  relations  with  the  Roman  Catholic  Church  and  Pastors   of   the   Église   Reformée.   Being   close   French   neighbours  reflects  the  meaning  of  being  an  expat  in  the  Vendée.

So   here  we   are,  All   Saints   Vendée  was  born,   has   grown   and   is  maturing.    We  are  also  seeking  to  have  a  greater  presence  in  the  lives  of  all   ex-­‐pats   in   the  Vendée,  so  take  a  look  at  our  website,  www.allsaintsvendee.fr    and  come  along  to  an  event.

by  Ian  Wallace

Your Book ReviewsThis  month’s  book  review  has  been  kindly  sent   to   us   from   Chris   Thompson   and  highlights  a  French  classic.

“Adventures   prodigieuses   de   TARTARIN  de  TARASCON”  by  Alphonse  Daudet.  First  published  in  1872.

To  those  British  readers  not   already  familiar  with  Tartarin  my  advice  is  to  get  to  know  this  colourful   character   as   soon   as  possible.  The  books   about   him   have   been   in   constant  publication  since  Daudet’s  original  conception  of   him  and   they  are   to   be   found   in   many  languages,  including  of  course  English.

Tartarin  lives  in  the  town  of  Tarascon  on  the  east  bank  of  the  Rhone  between  Avignon   and  Arles.  He   is  a  middle-­‐aged   portly  character,  somewhat   given   to   boastful   exaggeration   and   the   focus   of   much  admiration   locally   because  of   his   stories   of   past   adventures;   the  majority  of   them  conjured  up   by  his   own   fertile   imagination   –   a  person  having  much  in  common  with  his  Shakespearian  counterpart  Falstaff.  

In  the  first  of  three  books  concerning  this  larger-­‐than-­‐life  individual  (‘Tartarin  of  Tarascon’)  he  embarks  for  Algiers,  probably  against   his  better  judgement,  on  a  lion-­‐hunting  expedition,  despite  the  fact  that  lions  in  that  particular   location  have  long  since  disappeared  to   less  populated  climes.  There,  he  is  swindled  out  of  much  of  his  money  and   initially  only  manages   to  shoot   a  donkey  owned  by  a  peasant  woman.  He  even  sets  up  house  with  a  lady  of  dubious  virtue  and,  as  Sidi   Tart’ri,   immerses   himself   in   Arab   society.   The   call   of   the  unattainable  lion  at  last  rouses  him  from  this  domestic  bliss  and  off  he  goes  again  in  search  of  the  elusive  quadruped.  Eventually  he  finds  such  a  beast  and  shoots  it,  only  to  find  that  it  is  a  poor  blind  animal  and  the  mascot  of  the  locals.  He  is  then  expelled  from  Algeria  with  his  metaphorical   tail  between  his  legs,  taking  with  him  the  skin  of  the  unfortunate  beast,  and  is  followed  home  to  Tarascon  by  his  only  real  companion;  his  faithful  camel.  On  his  return  to  his  native  town,  however,  all  is  forgotten  and  he  is  feted  as  a  hero  and  a  lion  hunter  of  unprecedented  valour.

Two  other  Tartarin  books  followed  –  ‘Tartarin  sur  les  Alpes’  in  1885,  and   ‘Port-­‐Tarascon’  in  1890.  Today  the  visitor   to   Tarascon  can  visit  the   little   Maison   de   Tartarin,   one   of   the   few   museums   to   be  dedicated   to   a  purely   fictional   character,  to   see  mannequins   and  furniture   of   the   period,   and   he   is   nearly   always   represented   in  festivals  and  carnivals  in  that  area.

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Learn French with Evelyneby Evelyne Mallet

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Les  Grand  VacancesI  like  the  idea  of  ‘vacances’  (f)  being  plural  in  French.    It  sounds  promising.  With  July  comes  ‘les  grandes  vacances’  -­‐   the   big   holiday.     We   used   to  have  two  and  a  half  months  out  of  school   -­‐  bliss!    Every  summer,  our   parents   bought   us   our  ‘cahiers   de   vacances’   (soon   to   invade  the  supermarkets  yet  again,  even  before  the  start  of  the  holiday!)    They  include  a  collection  of  French  and  maths  exercises,  with  stories  and  adventures,  to  keep  our  brains  working.  Funnily  enough  I  don’t  know  anyone  who  ever  finished  those  books.  Obviously,  the  long  summer  break  wasn’t  long  enough  for  some  of  us.  

School’s  over,  time  to  travel:  Partons  en  vacances!  French  being  a  logical   language(!),   use   the   verb   aller   when   you   indicate   a  destination;   when   you’re  going   somewhere:  aller   à   la  mer,   à   la  montagne  (f),  or  au  camping  (m).    Partir  en  vacances  emphasises    the  going  away.  

En   route,   our   parents   suggested   all   sorts   of   games   to   keep   us  occupied  and  stop  us  from  asking  yet  again:  C’est  encore  loin?  or  C’est   quand   qu’on   arrive?   (French   equivalent   to:   “Are  we   there  yet?”)   One  of   those   games   was   to   try  and  work  out  where   the  other  cars  were  from,  based  on  the  last  two  digits  of  their  number  plates.    Needless  to  say,  my  parents  always  won  -­‐  not  only  did  they  know  the  names  of  the  départements  but   they  could  also  list   the  préfecture  and  sous-­‐préfectures  (i.e.  85  Vendée,  La  Roche-­‐sur-­‐Yon,  Fontenay-­‐le-­‐Comte   and   les   Sables   d’Olonne).   The   plan   was   we  would  pick  up  all   that  knowledge,  but   let’s   just  say  there  are  too  many   départements   for   some   of   us   (101   altogether,   96   in  metropolitan  France  and  5  overseas).  Maybe  my  heart  wasn’t  in  it,  either.  The  new  plates  are  just  random  letters  and  numbers  –  game  over!  

The   long   summer   holiday   gave   us   a   chance   to   visit   places.  Say  visiter  for  a  place  where  you  could  get  a  guided  tour  :  visiter  une  région,  une   ville   (f),   un   château,   un   musée   (m).   Forget   about  visiting  shops  and  hospitals  –  unless  they’re  organising  an  open  day  (les  portes  ouvertes  (f),  literally  open  doors)  and  taking  you  round  everywhere.    If  there’s  no  guided  tour,  do  not  visit,  just  go:  aller  au(x)   magasin(s)   (m),  aller  à   l’hôpital   (masculine   too,   but   starting  with  a  vowel,  since  we  ignore  the  ‘h’)!    Also  aller  à  la  poste,  à  la  banque  (f).    Feel  free  to  go  to  other  places  too  !    

For  people,  no  guided  tour  either,  so  instead  of  ‘visiter’,  say  ‘aller  voir’  -­‐  go  and  see  them.    Nous  allons  voir  de  la  famille,  des  amis  =  we’re  visiting  relatives,  friends.    If  you  want  to  be  posh,  use  rendre  visite  à  des  amis  =  to  pay  friends  a  visit.  

Bonnes vacances !

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Down:1.   PALET  (5)2.   A  TRUE  AM  (7)3.   PEAT  (4)4.   TO  TIMED  (7)5.   TREEN  (5)6.   TRICED  (6)8.   LIVE  (4)12.  ECUSED  (6)13.  SERPENT  (7)15.  CORE  LET  (7)16.  SPAS  (4)18.  CRAIP  (5)20.  STRAD  (5)21.  STAF  (4)

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Our Furry Friends...What to do if you !nd a stray cat or dog...

The   first   question  that   you   should   answer   is  whether   or   not   it's  really   a   stray.     The   legal   definition   in   France   is   given   by   Article  L211-­‐23  of  the  Code  rural  et  de  la  pêche  maritime

For   a   dog   the   definition   is   pretty  much   common   sense,  roughly  translated,  if  it's  out  of  earshot  of  the  person  responsible  for   it,  no  longer  under  their   effective  supervision  or  more  than  one  hundred  metres  away  from  them,  then  it's  a  stray.    Seems  reasonable  to  me.

For   a  cat   the  definition  raises  some  practical  difficulties.  Any  cat  that  is  not  identified  found  more  than  200  metres  from  habitation  or  more  than  1000m  from  its  owner's  home  and  not   under  their  supervision  as  well  as  any  cat  who's  owner  is  not  known  found  on  the  public  highway  or  anyone  else's  property  is  a  stray.

As  the  code  rural  acknowledges,  and  cat  owners  know,  cats  like  to  wander  and  visit  someone  else's  home  for  some  attention  or  a  bite  to   eat.   If   they  do   that   often   enough   and   they   are   not   visibly  identified  then  there  is  a  risk  that  they  will  be  taken  for  a  stray.

What   should   you   do   if   you   find   a  cat   that's   not   identified   and  without   an   obvious   owner   or   if   one  comes  visiting?    How  can  you  tell   if  it's  a  stray?

There   are  no   hard   and   fast   rules.   If  you  find  a  cat   in   the  middle  of  nowhere  and  it’s  very  friendly  or   its  very  young  then  it  may  well  have  been  abandoned.

Evaluate   a  suspected   stray's   condition:   if   it   looks   clean   and   the  pads   of   its   paws   are   not   worn   then   it's  probably   not   a   stray...  unless   it's   just   been   abandoned!   If   its   condition   is   bad   and/or  deteriorates  then  it's  more  likely  to  be  a  stray.

We  have   had   some   success  with   asking  people   to   put   a  (safety)  collar   on  the  suspected   stray  with   a  message  saying,  “Please  get  this  cat  identified  as  it   is  suspected  of  being  a  stray/  Veuillez  faire  identifier  ce  chat  parce  qu'on  soupconne  qu'il  est  en  divagation.”

If   you're  fairly  certain   that   it's   a  stray,  then,  according  to  French  legislation,   you   should   take   it   to   the   town   hall   where   they   are  obliged  to  take  it  and  put  it  in  the  town  kennels.    However,  some  town  halls  tried  to  avoid  their  responsibilities  and  refuse  to  accept  strays  or  accept  them  only  to  release  them  soon  afterwards.    So  it  helps   if   you   mention   that   you've   informed   or   will   inform   an  association   for   the   protection   of   animals   about   the   animal.   An  alternative   is   to   take   it   to   the   vet   who   should   be  able   to   check  whether  it  has  been  identified.

Pet  Travel  SchemeThere   is   still   some   confusion   about   the   Pet   Travel   Scheme   for  taking   cats,   dogs   and   ferrets   to   the   UK.     In   brief,   the   animal  requires  an  id  chip  and  a  pet   passport.  Once  chipped  the  animal  has  to  have  a  rabies  vaccination  and  wait  21  days  before  it  can  be  allowed  into  the  UK.    Dogs  also  require  a  tapeworm  treatment  1-­‐  5  days  before  your  scheduled  arrival  time  in  the  UK.

Full   details  are  available  on   the  DEFRA  site:  www.gov.uk/take-pet-abroad/overview You  should  also  check  with  your  carrier  in  case  they  have  any  special  requirements.    

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Can   you   offer   a   good  home   to   this   lovely  English  Setter?  

TAFY  is  around  10  years  old   and   was   brought  into   the   pound   at  Thouars   because   his  owner  had   died.    This  would   normally   have  meant   a   one   way  ticket   for   Tafy,   but   fortunately   for  him  he  was  spotted  by  a  member   of   the  Orfee  Association  who  thought  he  was  too  nice  an  animal  to  be  destroyed  and  deserved  the  chance  of  many  more  happy  years  with  a  good  family.

Tafy   is   micro-­‐chipped   (250269802119410),  vaccinated   and   will  be   sterilized.  Orfee  will   only  be   asking  for   a   donation   to   help  cover   these  necessary  veterinary  costs.    What  we  need   now   is  for  a  kind  person  or  family  with  an  understanding  of  dogs  and  a  safe  and   enclosed  garden   to   come  and   offer   this   lovely  boy  a  good  home,  he  deserves  nothing  less.

Please   call   Isabelle   now   on   09   77   48   71   43   or   email  [email protected]   for   more   information   about   how   you  could   adopt   Tafy.   www.association-­‐orfee.forumactif.com/f49-­‐english-­‐corner

Please   note   that   if   you   are   interested  in   adopting   any   of   Orfee’s   rescued  dogs,   a  safe  and  secure   garden  with  a  wire   fence   of   a  good   height   is  always  required.   We   also   advise   that   your  new   family   pet   has   an   identity   tag  with   your   contact   details   and   we  r e c o m m e n d   I D E N T I T A G  www.identitag.co.uk.  

Hanuki   and  Hachiro,   two   beautiful   brothers   in   need   of   a   good  home.    If  you  can  help,  please  contact  NALA.

TAFY

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The Great Outdoors...

Love Your Garden...

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Love Your Garden   With   the   June   weather   having   been   so  ‘equatorial’    in  nature,  warm  and  wet,  all  plants  

have  put  on  a  huge  amount  of  growth  and  now  seem  to  be  playing  catch  up  to  make  up  for  the  late  

spring!

Weeds  are  in  abundance  and  I  have  decided  to  leave  some  of  mine   growing  amongst   the   perennials,   because   they   look  

good   and   are   great   insect   attractants.   Cutting   the   grass  immediately  makes  any  garden   look  a   thousand   times   better  

and   the  weeds   seem  to   fade   into  insignificance!    My  neighbour  didn’t  plant  his  first  potatoes  out  until  the  second  week  in  June,  and  he’s  certain  he’ll  have  as  good  a  crop  as  any  other  year!    Now  is  the  time  to:  

Support  upright   (cordon)  tomatoes,  tying  main  stems  loosely  to  canes  to  prevent   them  from  snapping  or   bending;  if  not   already  

done,   remove   all   side   shoots,   so   that   energy   is   diverted   to   fruit  production  (side  shoots  can  be  used  as  cuttings  by  putting  them  in  water   until   they  root   then   potting  up   in   the  usual  way);  tumbling  varieties   do  very  well   in   hanging  baskets   and  are   away  from  slug  pests;  feed  regularly  with  a  soluble  feed,  especially  plants  in  tubs  or  pots  as  compost  soon  loses  its  nutrient  value;  water  frequently.

Prune  side  shoots  on  figs  to  four  or  five  leaves,  this  will  ensure  a  better   crop   (fig  sap   can  irritate   skin,  so  wear  gloves);  cut   canes  

back  on  summer  fruiting  raspberries  right  to  the  base,  to  make  room  for   new   canes   which   will   bear   fruit   next   year.   (Autumn   fruiting  varieties  can  be  cut  back  at  the  end  of  the  year  and  new  canes  will  develop  on  these  plants  in  the  spring).  Thin  out  congested  bunches  of  grapes.

Peas  can  still  be  sown  now  and  will  crop  in  about  12  weeks;  pick  courgettes   regularly   to   stop  them  turning  into  marrows;   if   your  

cauliflower   plants  are   forming   ‘curds’   (florets),   bend   outer   leaves  over  them  to  prevent  the  sun  from  scorching  them  and  making  them  split;  if  you  are  growing  cabbages  and  broccoli,  lay  some  old  matting  or   hessian   around   the  plants   to   prevent   cabbage  root   fly  crawling  into  the  soil  and  laying  her  eggs  in  their  roots.  Plant  out  leeks.  Keep  picking  beans  every  few  days  to  keep  them  cropping.

Cut  back  chives   to   their   base,   feed  and  water   and   they’ll   crop  again   in   about   four   weeks;   harvest   herbs   generally,   chop   and  

freeze  in  the  ice  cube  tray  in  the  freezer  ready  to  use  in  cooking;  take  

cuttings  from  thyme,  sage  and  mint.  Sow  green  manure   in  gaps   in  the  veg  plot…seeds  for   various  varieties  are  available  in  the  garden  centres.

Deadhead  all  bedding  plants,  pots  and  hanging  baskets  to  ensure  continuous   flowering   all   summer   long;   water   daily   and   feed  

weekly;   if   gaps   are   appearing   amongst   the   flowers,   poke   in  nasturtium  seeds,  they  germinate  quickly  and  provide  fab  colour  in  a  short  time…and  you  can  eat  them  in  salads!     If  bedding  plants  have  become  ‘leggy’,  trim  them  right  back  to  reinvigorate  them.  

Water  sweet  peas  well  and  mulch  to  keep  the  compost  moist  as  they  hate  drying  out;  remove  faded  flowers  and  any  seed  pods  that  form.

Trim   back   lavender   bushes   after   flowering   to   keep   the   plant  compact;  remove  seed  heads  from  lupins  and  delphiniums  once  

the  flowers  have  finished  and  they  will  flower  again.

Trim  shrubs   such  as   philadelphus,  deutzia,  lilac   and  weigela   as  soon  as  flowering  has  finished,  by  cutting  back  the  stems  that  bore  

flowers.  This  promotes  vigorous  new  growth  from  the  base  that  will  carry  the  flowers  for  next  year.

Remove  any  suckers  seen  developing  at  the  bases  of  roses  as  they  sap   energy   from   the   plant;   deadhead   regularly,   spray   with  

fungicide  and  feed.

Collect  foxglove  seed  to  sow  immediately;  divide  clumps  of  irises;  take   cuttings   from   penstemons,   pinks   and   lavatera;   trim   the  

brown   faded   blooms   from   rhododendrons,   being   careful   not   to  damage   the   new   growth   underneath;   propagate   lilies   from   the  bulbils  or  scales  formed  at  the  base  of  the  stem…pop  them  into  pots  and  forget  them  and  they  will  be  the  lilies  of  the  future!

If  you  notice  notches  appearing  on   the  edges  of  the  leaves  of  your  pot  plants,  chances  are  you  may  have  a  vine  weevil   infestation.  The  adults   only   come   out   at   night   and   can   be   spotted   easily   and  destroyed,  but   the  females   lay  their   eggs   in   the   compost   and   the  larvae,   comma  shaped,  creamy  white   in   colour   and  with  a  brown  head,   eat   the   roots   and   quickly   kill   the   plants.     Water   with   a  biological  control  or  look  for  a  pesticide  which  contains  imidacloprid  that  can  be  used  on  some  plants  but  check  labels  for  guidance.

Don’t   forget  to  keep  weeding,  watering  and   feeding  and  make  the  most  of  the  opportunities  to  just  sit  outside  and  relax!!Le  Pouce  Vert.

If  you  would  like  to  contact  me  my  email  is:  [email protected]

by Babs Kolthammer

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Health, Beauty & Fitness...

Blood  Dona)ons

Expats  living  in  France  can  donate  blood  as  long  as  none  of  the  conditions  below  apply  to  them.    Why  give  blood?3  000  000  blood  donations  can  save  1  000  000  lives  a  year.   There   is  no  artificial  product   to  replace   it,  so  it   is  essential  that  people   give   blood.     The   blood   that   you   donate   is   used   for   most  hospitalized   patients   from   victims   of   road   accidents   to   cancer  patients.    The   blood  you  donate  will  be  sent  to  hospitals  all  over   the  country.

You  should  not  give  blood  if:• You  have   lived  in  any  of  the  Great  British  Isles  for  over  12  months  between  1980  and  1996  because  of  the   risk  of  transmitting  “mad  cow  disease”.  This  rule  applies  to  any  nationality,  not  just  British.

• You  are  pregnant.• You  have  given  birth  in  the  last  6  months.• You  have  been  taking  anobioocs  for  the  last  2  weeks.• You  have  had  an  infecoon  in  the  last  6  days.• You  have  had  a  ta~oo  or  piercing  in  the  last  4  months.• You  have  had  a  dental  treatment  in  the  last  3  days.• You  have  done  another  blood  donaoon  in  the  last  8  weeks.        • You  have  had  an  operaoon  in  the  last  7  days  to  4  months.• You  have  had  a  trip  to  a  malaria  infected  country  in  the  last  4  months.• You  weigh  less  than  50  kg.• You  have  diseases  such  as:  HIV,  syphilis  and  viral  hepatitis  B  and  C.

For  more  informaoon  visit:    www.dondusang.net(This  is  a  French  website  but  it  can  be  translated  into  English).

by Philippa George

Helpful  French  Vocabulary...accès  (m):  seizure,  fit;  attackaccident  (m):  accidentallergie  cutanée:  skin  allergyamygdalite  (f):  tonsilitisapoplexie  (f):  stroke

appareil  (m)  hearing  aidarthrite  (f):  arthritiscasser  (verb):  to  breakcloquer  (verb):  to  blistercollyre  (m):  eye  wash  /  eye  lotion

comprimé  (m):  tabletcou  (m):  neckdent  (f):  toothdon  du  sang:  blood  donationdouleur  (f):  ache,  pain

ébouillanter  (verb):  to  scaldéchauffer  (verb):  to  overheateczéma  (m):  eczemaenflure  (f):  swellingentorse  (f):  sprain

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Motoring...

Is this the best car in the world?Think   of   a   car   whose   body   design   has   essentially   remained  unchanged  since  1948,  that   is  as  sought  after  now  as  it  was  then,  and  that  can  do  practically  anything  you  ask  of  it,  and  I  give  you  the  Land  Rover.

I’m   not   talking  about   the  Chelsea  tractor   varieties  of   Freelander,  Discovery  and  Range  Rover,  good  as  they  undoubtedly  are,  but  the  original   Land   Rover,  originally  known  as  the  “Series”  Land   Rover,  now  know  as  the  Defender.

Beloved  by  the  military  and  emergency  services,  owned  by  Royalty  and   smallholders   alike,   this   is   a   vehicle   that   transcends   social  classes   throughout   the   world   and   is   renowned   for   its   tough   but  basic  construction,  and  off  road  abilities.  

With  a  selection  of  different  body  options,  from  the  Station  Wagon  with  the  emphasis  on  seating,  to  the  Pick  Up  for  load  carrying,  Hard  Tops  and  Utility  Wagons,  there  really  is  a  Defender  for  everyone.

This   is   a  vehicle   that   can   take   you   across   the  desert,   through   a  muddy  field  and  stream,  up  a  45  degree  gradient,  winch  your  mate  out  of  a  ditch  and  tow  his  car  home,  then  if  you  feel   the  need  you  can   go  and  pick  up  a  couple  of  sheep   from  the  farmer   down   the  road,  shove  them  in  the  back  and  hose  it  out  afterwards,  and  you  can   still   turn   up  at   a   society  wedding   in   it   without   being  looked  down  upon!

Born   in   the   aftermath   of   the   Second  World  War   into   a  world  of  rationed   raw   materials   and   austerity,   the   Land   Rover   had   by  necessity   to   be   simple,   sturdy   and   multi   functional,   all  characteristics  which  are  as  relevant  to  its  popularity  today  as  they  were  then.  

Having  done  the  trip  from  East  Anglia  to  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  numerous  times  in  our  own  Land  Rover,  often  towing  a  heavily  laden  trailer,  we  know  that   it   also  copes  as  well  on  a  long  journey  as  off  road    (although  we  used  to  struggle  before  the  new  A28  with  the  lack  of  petrol  stations  between  Rouen  and  Alençon,  as  our  model  has  the  less  than  economical   3.5  ltr   V8  engine!  Thank  goodness   for   Jerry  cans.)  They  are  easy  to  repair   and  parts  are  readily  available  worldwide,  and   it   is  said   that   75%   of   the  vehicles   ever   built   are   still   in   use.  Second  hand  models  keep  a  good  value  and  new  Defenders  start  at  26,000  Euros.

And   it’s  safe.  Road   accident   statistics  on  a  model-­‐by-­‐model  basis  from  the  UK  Department  for   Transport  show  that   the  Defender   is  one  of  the  safest  cars  on  the  roads,  in  terms  of  chance  of  death  in  2  car   injury  accidents.  The  figures,  based  on  data  collected  by  police  forces  following  accidents  between  2000  and  2004  in  Great  Britain,  showed  that  Defender  drivers  had  only  a  1%  chance  of  being  killed  or  seriously  injured  and  just  a  33%  chance  of  sustaining  any  kind  of  injury.

OK,  you  are  not  going  to  win  any  prizes  in  a  drag  race,  and  the  0-­‐60  time   isn’t   going   to   set   the  world   alight,  but   that   really   isn’t   the  point.  

The  Defender  is  a  legend  in  its  own  lifetime.  As  much  as  I  enjoy  our  fast  cars,  if   I  was  only  allowed   to   keep  one  car   from  our   fleet,  it  would  have  to  be  the  Land  Rover.  

Contact  Helen  at:  [email protected].

by Helen Tait-Wright

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It   has   been   ravaged   by   a   succession   of  invasions   -­‐   the   Normans,   the   English   and  finally  the  Germans  in  World  War  Two  -­‐  but  each   time   it   has  risen   from  the  depths  of  despair   to   now   become   one   of   the  most  vibrant,   exciting   and   sophisticated   resorts  on  France’s  west  coast.

Its   sheltered,  sandy  beaches   (including  all  3km  of   the  magnificent   Grand   Plage)   and  long,   rugged   coastline   make   it   an   ideal  holiday  destination  for  all  the  family.

It   has  all   the   big-­‐town   entertainment   you  would   expect   -­‐   shopping   centres,   food  markets,   casinos   and   great   night   life,   but  Les   Sables   d’Olonne   will   always   be  inextricably   linked   to   the   sea.     It   has   a  thriving  fishing  port  and  world-­‐class  marina  that   is  home  to   the  famous  Vendée  Globe  solo,  non-­‐stop,  round-­‐the-­‐world  yacht   race  held  every  four  years.

The   locals  haven’t  exactly  got   webbed   feet,  but  anything  to  do  with  water  you’re  bound  to  find  here.  Sailing  reigns  supreme  so  if  you  fancy   a   trip   aboard   a   double-­‐masted  schooner   (with   the   chance   to   handle   the  vessel)  or   introductory   lessons  on  a  40-­‐foot  yacht   then   head   to   Port   Olona,   one  of   the   largest   harbours   on   the  Vendée  coast.

There  are  boat  trips  around  the  Côte  Sauvage  and  Les  Barges  lighthouse  and  sea-­‐fishing  trips  on  the  likes  of  an  old  tuna  trawler  to  catch  sea  bass  and  coley.    Want  something  more  energetic?  How  about  diving  or  sea  kayaking,  trips  on  a  sea  scooter   (complete  with  remote  instructor!)  or  even  wave  skiing  lessons  from  a  couple  of  world  champions.      Or  if  you  want  to  see  how  everyone  else  does  it,  why  not  watch  from  80  metres  

up  on  a  parascending  trip  along  the  seafront!

The   sporting   theme   continues   with   parachute   jumping,   light   aircraft   flights   along   the   Vendée  coastline,  golf,  paintball,  dirt  bike  riding  and  go-­‐karting,  fishing  and  the  typically  French  pastimes  of  boules  and  pétanque.

Away  from  the  seafront,  Les  Sables  d’Olonne  has  just  as  much  to  offer.There’s  the  Passage  district,  with  its  narrow  alleyways  leading  from  the  quayside  towards  the  ocean  or  the  town  centre.  The  route  is  lined  with  typical  little  fishermen’s  houses  with  windows  at  ground  level,  and  the  old  shipowners’  houses.

The   town   centre   combines   historical   heritage   with   colourful   shops   and   boutiques.   The  pedestrianised  streets  encircle  the  Notre  Dame  de  Bon  Port  church  and  turn  it   into  a  busy,  year-­‐round  shopping  district.

La  Chaume   is  the   birthplace   of   the   old   town.  This   sailors’/fishermens’  district,  with   its   narrow  alleyways  fringed  by  low,  lime-­‐washed  houses,  is  undeniably  the  oldest  part  of  town.  Nowadays  it’s  a  picture-­‐postcard,  lively  place  to  be.  Don’t  miss  Place  Sainte  Anne,  where  a  120  sqm  mural  traces  the  daily  lives  of  La  Chaume’s  residents.

Spotlight On...

Les Sables d’OlonneLes Sables d’Olonne by Mick Austin

up  on  a  parascending  trip  along  the  seafront!

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Must See...• Saint  Croix  Abbey  museum.  A   former   Benedictine   priory   founded   in   1622   and   now   home   to   exhibitions   of   modern   and  contemporary  art.  Its  17th  century  attic  is  in  the  shape  of  an  upturned  hull.  Visit  website:  www.lemasc.fr

• Museum  du  coquillage.  One  of  the  most  visited  sites  in  the  Vendée,  this  shellfish  museum  features  a  private  collection  unique  in  Europe   -­‐  45,000   tropical  shellfish  from  all  around  the  world  in  an  array  of   extraordinary  shapes,  sizes  and  colours.  Visit  website:  www.museum-­‐du-­‐coquillage.com

• Zoo  des  Sables.  Situated  just  a  few  hundred  metres  from  the  Plage  de  Tanchet  with  more  than  280  animals.  Join  the  zoo  team  at  feeding  time  for  the  otters,  sea  lions,  penguins  and  wolves.  Visit  website:  www.zoodessables.fr

• Les  Halles  Centrales.  Covered  food  market  in  the  pedestrian  centre  where  you  can  wander  around  stalls  packed  high  with  local  produce.  Open  all  year  round  8am-­‐1pm  except  Mondays  off-­‐season.

• Saint-­‐Nicolas  priory.  Built  by  the  monks  of  Sainte  Croix  de  Talmont  in  the  11th  Century,  the  priory  was  successively  pillaged  during   the   religious   wars,   restored   by   Richelieu   and   converted   into   a   fortress,   guardroom   and  gunpowder  store.  Dominating  the  harbour  entrance  and  flanked  by  seven  18th  Century  cannons,  the  priory  offers  splendid  views  over  the  bay.

Close by...The  Salt  Marshes.    Visit  Les  Salines  by  boat  with  a  two-­‐hour  tour  through  the  heart  of  the  Olonne  marshes.  Includes  a  visit  to  the  Jardin  des  Salines,  where  you   can  watch   the  workers  harvesting  the  region’s  ‘white  gold’,  as  the  salt  is  known,  and  discover  the  history  of  salt  mining  through  the  ages.  Don’t  miss  the  secret  smugglers’  routes!  Visit  website:  www.lessalines.fr

La  Malbrande  race  course.    A  national   course  that   hosts  many  major  horse  races  between  June  and  September.  Located  8km  south  of  Les  Sables  d’Olonne  towards  Talmont  Saint  Hilaire.  Visit  website:    www.vendee-­‐courses.com

Things you didn’t know you didn’t know....During  the  French  Revolution,  Les  Sables  d’Olonne  remained  Republican.    The  town  had  six  prisons,  a  revolutionary  court  and  one  guillotine!

Tourism  kicked  off  in  the  early  1800s  when  the  first  thermal  baths  and  bathing  machines  appeared.  The  bathing  machine  was  a  device  on  four  wheels  like  a  carriage  with  canvas  walls  and  pulled  by  a  horse.    It  was  usually  rolled  into  the  sea  up  to  its  axle  so  the  bather  could  enter  the  water  away  from  prying  eyes.     In  1825,  eight  wheeled  huts  of  this  kind  were  set  up  for  bathers  on  the  shore  facing  the  Place  d’Armes,  which  is  now  the  Place  du  Palais  de  Justice.

In  the  17th  Century,  Les  Sables  d’Olonne  was  the  leading  cod-­‐fishing  harbour  in  France,  with  more  than  100  boats.

The   distinctive  women  of   Les  Sables   (brown  hair,  dark  skin,  black  eyes)  had   the   reputation   of  being   very  well   dressed,  as   can  be  seen  nowadays  by  their  elaborate  traditional  costumes.  Their  shortish  skirts  and  petticoats  in  bright  shimmering  colours,  high-­‐heeled  clogs  called  ‘YouYous’,  elegant,  light  head-­‐dresses  measuring  43cm  high  and  embellished  with  fine  embroidery  makes  the  Les  Sables  folk  costume  one  of  the  most  colourful  in  France.    Several  head-­‐dresses  are  on  display  at  the  Sainte  Croix  Abbey  Museum  in  Les  Sables  d’Olonne,  the  Museum  of  Folk  Traditions  in  Olonne  Sur  Mer  and  at  the  Little  Station  Museum  of  Ile  d’Olonne.

Photos:  Wikipaedia  Commons.  Blason  de   la  commune  Les  Sables  d’Olonne,  Jimmy44;    Marché  des  Halles  Centrales  des  Sables   d’Olonne,  Stefi123;  Coucher  de  soleil,   Jérémy  Jânnick;  Jardin  des  Salines  de  l’Aubraie,  Raoul  Rives;  Le  château  de  la  Chaume,  Stefi123;  muséum  du  coquillage,  JP  Guyomard,  sailing  boat;Remi  Jovan,  Strets  of  Les  Sables  d’Olonne;  Demeester.

Tourist Information...First   port   of   call   for   up-­‐to-­‐date   opening   hours,   booking  information  and  places  to  stay  is  Les  Sables  d’Olonne  Tourist  Office  at   1,  promenade  du  Maréchal   Joffre  BP20146,   85104  Les  Sables  d’Olonne  cedex.  Tel:  +33  (0)2  51  96  85  85.  Email:  info@lessablesdolonne-­‐tourisme.com

Mick  Austin   is  a  freelance   journalist  based  in  the   Pays-­‐de-­‐la-­‐Loire.  He   has  had  his  work   published  in  several   expat  magazines   and  newspapers  and   has  also  written  the  Mayenne  Tourist  Board’s  only  English-­‐language  brochure.

The  Salt  Marshes.

Les  Halles  Centrales.  

Museum  du  coquillage.

Saint  Croix  Abbey  museum.  

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contact  Helena  Boyle  on:  [email protected]

by  John  Sherwin.French Life, Food & Drink...

Food, Family & Friends - Life in the Vendée Fabulous!!  The  wonderful,  warm,  sunny  weather   at  the  beginning  of  May  meant   that,  at   last,  I  was  able  to  get  the  planting  in  order.  The  potatoes  of  course  have  been  in   for   a   few  weeks  and  are  all  showing   leaves   above   ground   and   growing   furiously   -­‐   clearly  making  up   for   having  been   planted  so   late  this  year.     Salads  are  doing  well,  and  I  have  got  tomatoes,  courgettes,  chillies  etc   in  too.  It  seems  really  strange  that  it’s  so  much  later  than  last  year.    Here’s  hoping  that  my  tomatoes  don’t  succumb  to  blight,  as  they  did  last  year  -­‐  one  minute  they  were  looking  amazing,  the  next  dying  before  my  eyes.    Most  people  round  here  were  in  the  same  boat,  so  it  was  a  disastrous  year  all  round.

Carrying   on   from   where   I   left   off   last   time   with   my   bacon  production…If   you   remember,  I  had  cured  and  dried  the  bacon  in  preparation   for   smoking.     I  have  a  Bradley  smoker,  which   I  keep  outside  under   the   old   bread   oven   roof   so   that   it’s   always   easily  available.   Nothing   is   worse   than   having   to   get   things   out   of  dependences/cupboards  etc   and   assemble   them,  when   you  need  to  use  them.    (I  remember  reading  years  ago,  never  to  keep  mixers,  food  processers,  other  kitchen  equipment  in  cupboards  because   if  you   do   after   the   initial   couple   of   uses,   for   most   people,   that   is  where  they  will  stay!    So  true…)

Having   placed   the   sides   of   bacon   onto   racks   and   then   into   the  smoker,   I   left   them   for   approximately   6   hours   to   COLD   smoke.    There  are  two  methods  of  smoking:  COLD  smoking  is  a  method  of  smoking  the  meat,  in  the  absence  of  heat,  in  order   to  add   flavour,  but  mainly  to   help  preserve  it.     In  days  gone  by,  before   fridges,  salting   and   smoking  were  really   the  only  methods   of   preserving  available  so  that  people  had  meat  and  fish  in   the  winter.    Now  of  course  it  is  done  to  enhance  the  taste  with  extra  preservation  time  being  a  bonus.    HOT  smoking  is  a  method  of  adding  flavour  and  at  the   same   time   safely   cooking   the   meat/fish   by   allowing   the  temperature  of  the  smoking  cabinet/room  to  rise  sufficiently  high.

Smoking  days  often  attract   neighbours,  especially  if  the  wind   is   in  the  right  direction  as  the  smell   is   irresistible!    Several  of  mine  are  now  converted  to  an  English  Breakfast,  following  samples  of  bacon  and  fresh  eggs.

After  smoking  there’s  the  job  of  slicing  and  vacuum  packing  to  do.    You  can  see  some  of  the  bacon  above,  sliced  and  ready  in  ‘sixes’  to  be  packed!   Once  it  is  all   packed   and  friends  and   neighbours  have  their   samples,   I   freeze  it.     By  the  time  you   read  this,  I  will   have  transported  sufficient   quantities   back  to  my   family  to  keep   them  going   for   Sunday   breakfasts   for   quite   some   time!   I   also   cut   off  several   pieces,  before  slicing,  to  cook  as  ‘ham’  for  sandwiches  and  also   to   eat   ‘hot’.     An   elderly   French   friend   said   it   brought   back  memories   for  her  of  the  ‘pig  days’  they  had   in   autumn  when  she  was  a  child;  the  pig  would  be  slaughtered  and  then  every  bit  of  it  used  and  preserved  in  readiness  for  the  winter.    Sausages,  boudins,  hams  etc  would  be  prepared  with  everyone  joining  in  and  lending  a  hand.  

I  am  finishing  writing  this  month’s  text  in  England  and  it  really  has  been  a  mixed   set   of  weather.    Last  week  it  was  freezing  cold  with  almost  constant  rain  and  then  at  the  weekend,  it  changed  abruptly  and  so  far  this  week  we  are  all  basking  (metaphorically)  in  sunshine  with   really   reasonable   temperatures…let’s   see   if   it   continues.  Hopefully  the  good  weather  has  also  arrived  in  the  Vendée,  and  we  can  look  forward  to  a  good  summer.

Here’s  to   this  month’s  issue  of   our   Vendée  Monthly,   and  already  looking  forward  to  next  month!

Please  get  in  touch  if  I  can  offer  any  help  at  all,  or  you  want  to  make  any  comments  or  suggestions  for  future  offerings.

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CONTRIBUTIONS....As a new magazine for the local area, we are always looking for new contributions for consideration in future issues.

Do you have an experience to share? Are you a tradesman with a Top Tip? or perhaps an avid reader who would like to contribute a book review? Whatever it may be, either long or short, we would love to hear from you.

You can call Sarah on 05 49 70 26 21 with any ideas, or send them on an email to:[email protected]

Are you a bit of a Bookworm?With  summer  now  here,  what  better  way  to  relax  in  the  warm  sunshine  than  with  a  good  book?

If  you  are  an  avid   reader  and  would   like  to   share  your  books  with  us  -­‐  we  would  love  to  publish  your  book  reviews  here.  

Please  send  to  us  by  email:  [email protected]  alternatively  complete  the  ‘Written  Contributions’  form  on  our  website.    www.thevendeemonthly.fr.Reviews  should  ideally  be  150-­‐200  words  long.

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The English PatientWines  of  Pissotte

Flight-­‐Lieutenant   Bobby   James   was   none   too   happy.  OK,   he’d   bombed   some   German   U-­‐boats   in   La  Rochelle.    Half  the  mission  accomplished  with  a  nice  shiny  gold  star.  The  other  half  not  so  good.  Flying  low  on   the   way  home,  fire   from  nowhere,  right   engine  gone,  parachute  out   and  hope.    Now  he’s  in  a  filthy  

ditch  with   a  twisted  ankle,  a  banged-­‐up  head  and  a  billowing,  silky  parachute   round   his   face  reminding  him  he  should   be   in   Leicester  Square  with  his  girl.    Just  great.

“Shut  up  and  I’ll  help  you.    Make  a  sound  and  we’re  both   goners.”  Bobby  only  remembers  being  shoulder-­‐hoisted,  painfully,  but   stifling  back  the  cries.  He  wakes  in  daylight  in  a  barn.    “Here,  coffee.    Some  bread.”    There  were  barrels  and  a  smell  of  grape  juice  turning  to  wine.

Jean  Coirier  saved  a  life  and  made  a  friend  that  day,  and  Robert  James,  over  the  days  of  his  recovery,  learned  about  wine  and  winemakers.  He  learned  that  the  quiet  passion  of  winemaking  is  not  an  oxymoron  but  -­‐  one  hopes  -­‐  a  truism.    Robert  went  on  to  become  a  wine  importer  working  from  (and  I’m  not  making  this  up)  15  Grape  Street,  London  WC2.     Jean  would  ship  barrels  of  white  wine  to  Robert   in  London;  Robert  would  keep  some  for   himself   to   sell  on,  bottling  the  rest   to  send  back  to  Jean.

Jean  and  Robert  have  slipped  away  to  the  tasting  room  in  the  sky,  but  the  Coirier  family  continue  as  the  sole  producers  of  AOC  Pissotte  wine.  In   fact,  the  wine-­‐making  here  dates  back  to  1895.  Just   24  hectares  producing  on  average  100,000  bottles  per   year.   But   the   important  thing  for  me  is  that  this  remains  a  family  concern  like  the  Orions  of  Chantonnay   I  reviewed   last  month.  That  means  pride,  attention   to  detail,  commitment  to  the  best  possible  product  in  the  bottle  for  the  lucky  client.

Their   vineyards   are  at   the   southern   edge  of   the  Vendée   plains.  Good  terroir:  lots  of  sun  and  an  interesting  blend  of  clay  and  silica  in  the  soil.  If  you  are  now  nodding  and  smiling  and  thinking  ‘what  the  heck  is  he  talking  about’,  then  fair  enough.  It  all   adds  up  to  a  good  drop.

Their  basic  range  is  ‘Origine’.  Nicely  fruity  whites  combining  Chenin   and  Chardonnay:   lovely  aperitif   and,  natch,   great  with   seafood.  The  red   is   from  Pinot  Noir,  Cabernet   Franc  and  Negrette  and  it  would  be  a  sin  not  to  drink  it  with  duck  or   roast   pork.  The   rosés   are,  for   me,   the  must-­‐have  this  summer:   the   smell   of  wild  strawberries   from  your   youth  that   just   makes   you   well   up   with   pleasure   and   heady  remembrance.

If   you’re   going   to   swing   by   and   meet   Mathieu,  grandson  of  Jean,  and  leave  with  only  one  bottle,  then  it   must   be   the   red   ‘Mélusine’.   This   is   an   incredibly  elegant   mix   of   Pinot   Noir,   and  Cabernets   Franc   and  Sauvignon,  aged  for  twelve  months  in  barrels  from  the  nearby  forest  of  Mervent-­‐Vouvant

So  raise  a  glass  to  Jean  and  Bobby,  in  thanks  for  the  life  of  freedom  and  joy  they  gave  us.

John  Sherwin,  French  Wine  ToursTel:  02  51  66  13  05

Email:  john@french-­‐wine-­‐tours.comwww.french-­‐wine-­‐tours.com

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A Village of Dance & FishingThe  village  of  Vix,  located  just  off   the  D938  between  Fontenay-­‐le-­‐Comte  and  Marans,  is  a  lively  place  in  the  Summer  months.    Proud  of   their   heritage,  the   inhabitants   share   their   love  of   folk  dancing  and  fishing  with  many  visitors  each  year.

Established  for  25  years,  the  village  has  its  own  traditional  Vendéen  Folk  Dance   group.  With   a   mix   of   men,   women   and   children   all  wearing  rustic  costume,  the  village  hosts  public  events  four  times  a  year  following  the  theme  of  a  traditional  local  marriage.

A   willing   couple   are   selected   from   the   audience   to   dress   in   a  "Wedding  outfit".    The  dance  group  are  the  entertainment  and  the  members   of   the   audience   are   the   "guests"   for   the   evening.    Starting  with  over  one  hours  dancing  (with  audience  participation  on   some  dances,  although   not   compulsory!),  live  musicians  with  accordions   and   guitars   accompany   the   dancing.     The   marriage  cortege   is   followed   by  a   sketch,   conducted   in   the   local   dialect,  patois,  which  even  if  you  don't  understand  is  visual  and  funny.

More  dancing  is  followed  by  an  aperitif  (served  outside)  of  a  locally  produced   Vin   d'epines  noires,  a  specialite   of   the   Vendée,  and   is  accompanied   by   Préfou,   a   delicious   garlic   unleavened   bread,  toasted  on  a  open  fire  .

Some  of  the  more  curious  audience  members  are  the  donkeys  and  cows  owned  by  local   farmers  who  often  "accompany"  the  singing  and  dancing  in  their  very  own  vocal  way!

Guests   are   seated   in   the  atmospheric  and  lovely  Grange  du  Grand  Montnommé,  a  300  year   old   large   rustic   barn  decorated   with   objects   from  days   gone  by.     The  meal   of  locally  produced  fare  is  served  by   the   dancers   whilst   the  musicians   take   to   the   stage  fo r   more   s i ng i ng   and  entertainment.   The   guests  are   invited   onto   the   stage  

after   dinner   if   they  have  a   talent  for   entertainment,  so   bring  your  mouth  organ,  fiddle  or  best   singing  voices!    Simon  Cowell   eat  your  heart  out!

Payment  for  this  soiree  is  au  bidon,  but  a  price  of  €18  per  head  for  adults   and  €10  for   children  over   the  age  of  5   is   suggested.     The  bidon  is  passed  around  towards  the  end  of  the  evening  and  guests  pay  the  suggested  price,  plus  a  little  extra  if   they  feel  the  evening  has  been  worth  it.    

The  evening  starts  at  7.15pm  and  has  a  varied  finish   time,  usually  around   1am.     Places  are   limited   so   best   to   reserve   in   advance.  Wheelchair  users  can  be  accommodated,  but  please  mention   this  on  booking.     English   speaking  dancers  will  be  there  on   the  night  and  will  be  happy  to  guide  you  through  the  evening.

In  addition  to  the  dance  group,  this  lively  village  also  has  a  group  of  local   experienced   fishermen,   who   still   teach   and   keep   alive   the  traditional  ways  of  net  catching  the  fish   that   live  in  the  rivers  and  canals  surrounding  Vix.

Join  them  every  Wednesday  from  15h   to   22.30h  at   La  Grange  du  Grand   Montnommé   for   a   short   film   and   then   you   will   be  accompanied   to   the   local   river   bank  to   board   traditional   fishing  boats  for  a  guided  tour  of  how  the  forefathers  of  the  locals  caught   their  supper.    It’s  a  wonderful  chance   to   see   the   flora   and   fauna   of   the  Marais,   from   the   peace   and   tranquility   of   a  boat  gently  moving  along  the  waterway.

A  meal  in  the  barn  follows,  again,  consisting  of  local  fare  and  hopefully  some  fish!    Children  are  welcome  and  life  jackets  will  be  provided.

The  tariff  for  the  fishing  experience  on  its  own  is  €5   per   person.   For   the   fishing   including   the  meal  ,  the  cost  is  €15  per  adult  and  €10  per  child  over  5  years.  

For   more   information   and   reservations   in   English   contact:-­‐  Julie  Briggs  02  51  51  56  79  or  [email protected]  French  contact:-­‐  Mme  Pousseau  02  51  00  61  26.

Dates  for  your  Diaries...• Dancing  Spectacular  Fridays:19th  July  -­‐  2nd  August  -­‐  16th  August  -­‐  30th  August.  

• Fishing   every  Wednesday   from  17th   July   to   28   August,  from  3pm.

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Protecting Your PC...Protecting your Data - Use a Strong Password

This  year   I  have  heard  of  more  and  more  people's  email  accounts  being  "hacked"  (this  means  someone  has  managed  to  get  into  their  email  account  by  guessing  their  password).    Beside  the  fact  that  your  emails  are  able  to  be  read,  edited  and  deleted  by  the  perpetrator,  it  means  they  have  the  email  addresses  of  your  family  and  friends  and  can  plague   them  with  spam  and  emails  that  could   contain  viruses  etc.,  or  link  to  websites  that  will  seek  to  infect  visitors  with  malware.

The  reason  is  quite  simple,  hackers,  or  the  criminals  that  do  this  sort  of   thing,   have   programs   that   test   billions   of   combinations   of  passwords  (stored  in  dictionaries  of  ranked  passwords)  on  people's  accounts.    Analysis  of  millions  of  hacked  accounts  show  that  the  five  most  hacked  passwords  in  2012  were  :  -­‐1.  'password';    2.  '123456';  3.  '12345678';  4.  'abc123';  5.  'qwerty'

Everyone  has  the  same  dilemma,  how  to  have  a  strong  memorable  password  that  is  not  easily  cracked!  Preferably  you  need  a  different  one  for   each  account.    For  many  of  us  that  can't   remember  where  we  put  our  spectacles  or  car  keys,  this  can  be  a  great  challenge.  

My  research  tells  me  that  a  totally  random  group  of  characters  that  contains  more  than  9  characters  such  as  'P!w2Tn9Zq#>S'  would  be  virtually  impossible  to  crack,  however,  trying  to  remember  it,    along  with   another   dozen   or   so   similarly   random   passwords   for   your  important  accounts,  would  be  impossible  for  me  and,  I  would  guess,  many  of  you.

The  best  suggestion   I  have  seen  is  to  use  a  sentence,  verse  or   line  from  a  poem,  song  or  film  you  like  and  tweak  it  with  numbers  and  special   characters   like   this:   ‘may   the   force  be  with   you'   becomes    'M@ThF0β3W1¥0'.     I  have  just  substituted  letters  for  numbers  and  special  characters  like  @  for  an  'a',  β    for  'B'  or  'b',  and  ¥  for   'Y'  or   'y'  then   used  the  first   2   letters   of   each  word,  the   first   letter   being  a  capital  letter,  the  second  lowercase  or  substituted  character.    In  the  above  I  have  subbed  zero  for  'O'  or  'o'  and  3  for  'E'  or  'e',  if  you  keep  your   substitution   rules   consistent   you   can   generate   complex   but  memorable  passwords.    Try  this  one:  'If  I  were  a  rich  man'      becomes  ‘1f1W3@R1M@’.    Sentences  that  are  personal  to  you  are  best  using  similar  substitution  rules  as  the  previous  examples.

I  am  pleased   to  say  that   there  are   some   excellent   free   password  management  software  programs  available  on  the  internet,  and  great  advice   -­‐   look  at   what  Microsoft   have   to   say  on   the   subject   here  

www.windows.microsoft.com/en-­‐gb/windows-­‐vista/tips-­‐for-­‐creating-­‐a-­‐strong-­‐password

Symantec  have  a  great   tool  for   generating  random  passwords,  you  decide  whether   to  include  special   characters  etc.,  so   that   you  can  generate   passwords   for   v i rtual ly   any   s i te/account.  (www.pctools.com/guides/password).    There  are  many  similar   free  generators  online,  just  search  for  them.

There  are  also  password   safes  and   vaults  that  permit  you  to  keep  your   random   passwords   recorded   online   (where   you   will   need  them).    The  newer  versions  will  also  generate  random  passwords  for  you   and   after   installing,   place   a   link   on   your   browser   so   when  pressed  it  will  also  complete  the  login  formalities  for  you  from  your  pre-­‐recorded   password   data.     Look   at   www.splashdata.com/splashid/  and  https://lastpass.com/.

The   best   advice   I   can   give  you   is   have   a   strong   and,   if   possible,  random  password  for  everything.    However  if  this  is  not  possible,  at  least  ensure  that  your  email  or  bank  accounts  are  covered.

Finally,  use   a   password   on   every  PC  you  own  to  logon.    Yes,  I  know  no  one  but  you  uses  the  computer,  but  what  if  it  gets  stolen?    This  happened  to  me  during  a  break-­‐in  to  my  home  after   I  had   built   a   new   desktop   PC   and  loaded   all   of   our   important   photos  and  lots  of  my  music  collection  onto   it.    Fortunately  it  was  secured  with  a  strong  password  so  I  know  that  my  information  was  safe.    The  thieves  would   have   had   to   erase   the   hard   disk  to   use   the   PC   as  having  a  logon  password  causes  the  data  on  your  hard   disk  to   be  encrypted  with  your  password  and  is  therefore  not  visible  to  persons  sharing  your   PC   unless   they  are   logged   on   as   you.     This   is  also  relevant  for  your  tablet  and  smart  mobile  phone  as  these  are  just  as  vulnerable  as  your  PC,  possibly  even  more  so  because  they  are  so  portable.

A  weak  or  indeed  no  password  is  like  leaving  your  house  unlocked  all  of  the  time  with  the  doors  wide  open   -­‐  you  are   just   asking  to   be  hacked.  

It   is   far   better   to   spend   a   few   seconds   longer   remembering  and  entering  a  decent  password  than  it  is  to  recover  from  a  bank  account  that   has   been   emptied,  or   try   to   rebuild   data  that   someone  has  maliciously  erased.

Ross   Hendry   is   the   proprietor   of   Interface   Consulting   and  Engineering,  who  has  over   42  years  experience  in  Communications,  Computer  Technology  and  Direct  Marketing.  

by  Ross  Hendry

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Business, Finance & Property...

Ask Amanda.Since   I   started   writing   in   ‘The   Deux-­‐Sevres  Monthly’   and   ‘The   Vendée   Monthly’  magazines,   I   have   met   and   spoken   to   many  interesting   people   who   have   either   already  made  their  permanent  move  to  France  or  are  in  the  final  steps  of  doing  so.    They  have  many  questions  and  here  are  some  of  those  I  have  

answered  over  the  last  year:

I  have  just  sold  my  house  in  the  UK  and  have  some  capital,  why  should  I  see  a  Financial  Planner?So   that   all   the   financial   options   available   to   you   in   France   can   be  explained,  allowing   you  to  make   an   informed  decision  based  on  your  personal  circumstances  and  aspirations.I   currently  spend  more   time   in   the   UK,  why  should   I   see   a   UK  Financial  Planner?UK  financial   rules   and  regulations   differ   to   France.   Talking   to  an   “in-­‐country”  specialist  and  working  with  a   French  regulated  company  will  enable   you  to  keep  up   to  date  with  the   current   rules  relating   to  your  finances  and  future  changes  as  they  arise.If  I  need  cash  at  a  later  date  after  buying  a  house  here,  can  I  easily  release  some  equity  in  my  French  Property?This  is  a  more  complicated  process  than  in  the  UK.  The  banks  look  very  closely   at   what   your   plans   for   the   money   are   and   your   personal  circumstances.   This  is  especially  tricky   if  you  find  that  your  income  has  reduced  since  moving  to  France.I  have  made  a  UK  will,  is  that  sufficient  in  France?If  your  main  residence   is  in  UK,  then  a  UK  will  will  be   fine.    However,  if  your  main  residence  is  in  France  then  it  is  necessary  to  make  a  French  will.If  I  move  to  France  before  retirement  age,  what  happens  to  my  UK  Pensions  until  I  am  old  enough  to  drawn  them?There   are   many   options  available   to   you   depending   on   your   personal  circumstances  and  this  is  an  area  that  the  needs  looking  at  very  carefully.  Being   an   expatriate   does   allow   you   certain   flexibility   with   historic  employer  pensions.I  have  UK  investments;  can  I  get  tax  efficient  investments  in  France?Yes,  the  French  government  give  allowances  to  French  residents  and  I  can  explain  these  to  you,  as  well  as  whether  the  tax  status  on  UK  investments  has  changed  with  your  move.How  much  will  it  cost  me  to  see  a  Financial  Adviser?The  Spectrum-­‐IFA  Group  charges  no  fee  for  consultations.  We  get  paid  by   the   companies  we   deal  with.   Please   ask   for   a   copy  of  our   client  charter  which  explains  how  we  work.

Amanda  Johnson,  The  Spectrum  IFA  Group.  Tel:  05  49  98  97  46    Mob:  06  73  27  25  43

www.spectrum-­‐ifa.com/johnsonloire.shtmlor  “Ask  Amanda”  at  [email protected]

The “Carney Effect” weighing on the Pound

With   confirmation   that   the   UK   economy  managed   to   avoid   the  dreaded  triple  dip  recession  and  upbeat   comments  from  outgoing  governor  Mervyn  King  in  his  last  quarterly  inflation  report,  you  could  be  forgiven  for  expecting  gains  in  the  pound.    However,  the  foreign  exchange  markets  often  work  in  ways  that  seem  illogical.    The  pound  in  fact  slid  over  2%  against   the  Euro  and  over  3%  against   the  USD  from  the  highs  earlier  in  the  month  of  May.    So  why  has  the  pound  suddenly  gone  limp  once  again?    

The  key  driver   for  the  foreign  exchange  markets  continues  to  be  the  central  Banks  and  their  associated  policies.    Earlier  in  2013  the  Bank  of   England’s   dovish   rhetoric   in   combination   with   a   credit   rating  downgrade  helped  push  the  pound  significantly  lower.    However,  up  until  recently  the  Bank  of  England  have  held  the  status  quo  and  this  gave  the  pound  an  opportunity  to  recover  some  of  its   losses.    The  recent  dip  and  nervousness  on  buying  the  pound  can  be,  to  a  good  extent,  attributed  to  the  approaching  change  of  guard  at  the  Bank  Of  England.    The  new  governor  Mark  Carney  will  assume  his  post  in  July  and   there   is  an   expectation   that   he  will   be  more   aggressive   and  proactive  in  relation  to  utilising  monetary  policy  to  help  in  the  drive  for   growth.     A  similar   aggressive  model   is  evident   in  the  US  and  Japan  currently  and  the  knock  on  effect  has  been  a  devaluing  of  the  currency  unit.      This  explains  why  investors  are  reluctant  to  go  long  on  the  pound  until  there  is  more  clarity  on  the  stance  that  the  BoE  will  take  under  Carney.     In  addition,  the  economic   recovery  is  still  very  shaky  in  the  UK  and  with  inflation  falling  we  could  very  quickly  see  a  move  back  into  further  Quantitative  Easing  and  possibly  other  measures  to  assist  the  recovery  if  growth  falters.

If  we  look  at  the  Eurozone,  they  too  have  recently  cut   interest  rates  from  0.75%  to  0.5%  but  the  expectation  is  that  they  are  less  likely  to  go   all   in   as   the   Bank  Of   England   could   do   and   this   is  helping  to  support  the  euro.    One  item  that  is  possible  for  the  European  Central  Bank  to  implement  is  negative  interest  rates  which  will  certainly  be  negative  for  the  euro.    However  it  seems  at  the  moment  that  this  is  not   imminent   and   they   instead   will   look   at   targeting   lending  capabilities  for  SME’s  rather   than  taking  a  risk  on  negative  interest  rates.

Overall   the  Carney  effect  is  certainly  weighing  on  the  pound  in  the  short  term  and  all  eyes  will  be  on  his  first  meeting  in  July.

by Sue Cook

Sue  Cook,  Currencies  DirectTel:  06  89  99  28  89  ~  Email:  [email protected]

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HOME SECURITYRecently  friends  sent  us  an  email  about  a  burglary  they  experienced  in  their   home   in   the   Vendée.   With   their   agreement,   I   thought   it  worthwhile  sharing  some  of  their  experiences,  not  to  make  anyone  feel  insecure,  but  to  suggest  that  with  a  bit  of  pre-­‐planning,  it  might  help  avoid  a  similar  upsetting  experience.

Our  friends  went  out  to  lunch  on  Easter  Sunday.    Pulling  into  their  drive  on  their  return  they  saw  a  man  on  a  small  motor  bike  with  their  safe  box  (large  and  heavy  and  fireproof)  balanced  in  front  of  him  on  his  bike  with  the  engine  running  ready  to  leave.  When  they  realised  he  must  be  a  burglar,  the  husband  opened  the  car  door  and  bumped  it  into  the  bike.  The   bike   wobbled,   the   safe   dropped   to   the   ground   and   the   villain  escaped  through  the  gate.  Fortunately  the  safe  and  its  valuable  contents  remained  with  the  owners.

In  the  house,  they  found  cupboards  and  desks  wrenched  open  and  one  of   the  bedrooms   in   a  mess.  Not   a   stone  unturned,   you   could   say.      Conversations  with  the  Gendarmerie  revealed  that  sadly,  in  the  Luçon  area  at  least,  there  has  been  an  upsurge  in  burglaries  and  the  burglars  are   looking   mainly   for   gold   (presumably   fuelled   by   Cash   for   Gold  companies)  and  of  course  cash.  It  seems  that  burglars  are  moving  into  rural  areas  now  and  perhaps  many  of  us  have  been  far  too  trusting  and  at  times  complacent.    We  now  need  to  be  much  more  vigilant  regarding  security.  It  seems  also  that  the  authorities  might  not  yet  be  fully  alert  to  the  threat  because  they  have  not  needed  to  in  the  past.

Our  friends  have  listed  things  that  they  will  try  to  do  each  and  every  time  they  leave  the  house  and  at  night.  You  might   consider   that   some  of  them  could  be  useful  for  you  too:

• Identify  weak  points   of   entry   and   reinforce   with   bolts   etc.   They  thought  their  kitchen  door  was  strong  enough.      It  wasn't.

• Lock  all  doors  when  you  leave,  if  you  are  on  your  own  in  the  house,  you  are  upstairs  or  working  in  the  garden  or  a  remote  part   of  the  house.

• Hide  all  jewellery  very  carefully.    Never  leave  it  on  view.      Put  it  in  a  safe  and  bolt  it  to  the  ground/floor.

• Always  close  the  gate  to  your  premises.• Take  photographs  of  all  jewellery  and  other  valuable  objects.      Keep  receipts  if  you  can. Very  valuable  items  should  be  stored  extremely  securely,  never   in   cupboards   or   wardrobes,  even   if   locked.     This  person  had  an  implement  to  wrench  locks.

• Don't  leave  car  keys  exposed.• Lock  all  barns  and  outhouses  when  you  leave  the  house  and  at  night.• If  you  have  workmen  in  the  house  don't  leave  them  unattended,  even  for  a  short  while.    In  our  friends’  case  the  Gendarmes  were  interested  in  who  had  been  working  in  the  house.      

• Never  store  cash  in  the  house.    They  know  where  to  look.      Just  have  enough  for  your  needs  and  keep  it  with  you  all  the  time.

• Take  photo  copies  of  your  passports.• Consider    CCTV  and  having  a  dog.      They  don't  like  dogs.

The  burglary  itself  was  bad  enough,  but  thereafter  there  were  more  problems  dealing  with  the   insurers.    Our   friends  had  arranged  extra  insurance  for  the  house  contents  when  insuring  their  house.      They  lost  an  antique  gold  ring  about  150  years  old,  a  ring  and  a  watch  that  were  both  bought  about  25  years  ago.    Due  to  the  potentially  complicated  nature  of  the  conversation  they  were  likely  to  have,  they  dealt  with  an  English   speaking   representative.       Bearing   in   mind   that   Insurance  Companies  try  to  pay  out  as  little  as  possible  from  a  claim,  some  of  the  insurance  agent’s  comments  might  be  interesting  to  you:

"Oh,  you  have  repaired  the  kitchen  door  and  all  the  furniture  yourself.      Had  you  contacted  us   for  our  workmen  to   do   the  repairs  then,  we  would  have  compensated  you  for  the  damage."

“I  need  you  to  provide  me  with  a  photograph,  a  recent  valuation  and  a  receipt  for  all   the  articles  lost,  before  I  can  process  your  application,  otherwise  how  do  I  know  you  are  telling  the  truth?      Oh,  you  don't  have  any  of  those....well   I  have  never  heard  of  anyone  who  cannot  provide  photos,  receipts  and  up  to  date  valuations!"  

For   articles   that   are  old,   it   is   unlikely   that  we  would  have  receipts.    A  quick  survey  around  a  restaurant  table  of  10  people  a  week  or  so  later,  revealed  that  not  one  person  had  any  of  these  things  for  their  valuable  articles. Result:   They  did  receive  some  money  as   'Goodwill’  but   no-­‐where  near  the  true  value  of  the  items.

Main  messages:  • If   the   worst   happens,   you   might   be   expecting   your   insurance  company  to  be  forthcoming.      You  stand  a  much  better   chance  of  some  compensation  if  you   take  photos  of   all   your   valuable   items.      Store  them  on  your  computer  but  also  back  them  up  by  some  other  means  such  as  SD  card,  CD  or  memory  stick  and  store  that  securely  away  from  your  computer  where  you  can  find  it  at  short  notice.

• Keep  all  receipts  of  anything  that  you  buy  and  store  them  ready  for  retrieval.      If  you  are  given  a  present  of  something  valuable  then  ask  for  that  receipt  as  well.      (Romantic  eh?)

• Obtain   valuations   for   valuable   items   or   any   items   that   have  sentimental  value.      Keep  the  valuation  up  to  date.      Have  these  stored  ready  for  retrieval.

• If  your  house  or  contents  is  damaged  in  any  way,  as  tempting  as  it  might   be,  do   not   do   any  repairs   yourself.       Let   your   Insurance  company   organise   them   and   then   you   might   receive   some  compensation.

Stay  safe.

by Ian GawnREADER’sREPORT

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The   Vendée   has   always   held   great   appeal   for   international  property  buyers  and  with   mortgage   rates   at   their   lowest   levels  since  the  second  world  war,  this  demand  is  likely  to  remain  steady  through  2013.

This  is  an  area  that  boasts  some  of  the  most  beautiful  coastline  in  western   France   as  well   as   playing  host   to   four   major   rivers   so  coastal  and  waterside  properties  are  particularly  popular.    Property  prices   are   amongst   the   most   reasonable   in   France   with   a  departmental   average   of   €145,000   (compared   to   France   as   a  whole  which   has   an   average  of   €163,000   excluding  Paris).     Of  course  these  prices  vary  throughout   the  department  and  you  can  expect  to  pay  a  premium  around  the  coastal  sector  by  Les  Sables-­‐  d'Olonne  closely  followed  by  La  Roche-­‐sur-­‐Yon.    If  you  are  looking  for   a   bargain   then   head   towards   Fontenay-­‐le-­‐Comte   where   the  average  price  is  just  €110,000.

Despite   the   general   economic   downturn   the  Notaires   de   France  report   little   movement   in   the   price   of   properties   within   the  Vendée   since   2009/10   when   houses   rose  by   around   5%.     This  reflects  the  fact   that  the  department  has  never  been  prone  to  the  highs  and  lows  experienced  by  other   regions.     There   is   a   steady  demand   for  property  here  and  British  buyers  tend   to   choose  the  department  because   it  offers  a  high  quality  of  life  combined  with  beautiful  scenery,  plenty  of  sunshine  and  excellent   access  to  and  from  the  UK.

Maxine  Enderby  of  Leggett  Immobilier  comments:"We  have   a  dozen   agents  in   the  Pays  de  la   Loire  with   over   300  properties  for   sale,  here  in  the  Vendée  we  have  a  growing   team  with  a  terrific  and  diverse  portfolio  which  ranges  from  a  renovation  project   for   €33,000  up   to   a  choice  of   properties   around  the  one  million  euro  mark  -­‐  and  I  can  assure  you  that  whilst  that  would  get  you  a  small  apartment  in  Paris  or  on  the  Cote  d'Azur  it  will  buy  you  something  truly  special  here  in  the  Vendée".

Vendée Property Appeals to International Buyersby Trevor Leggett, Chief Executive

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