The Wonderful World of Transport

(or)“Gee, I sure wish I had a

truck!”

Beats walking in the snow… unless they’re heading to the butcher

Ditto, with an upgraded vehicle

The upside-down license plate seems fitting, somehow

If only Johnny Appleseed could see this one

Sometimes you actually feel sorry for a car

With smaller logs, you can add a passenger

Or, skip the logs and add more passengers

And then there’s times when you don’t even have a car

Economical, plus a great test of your balance

Safety upgrade: Pith helmet

A real helmet this time

When you get stuck in traffic, you can do the limbo while you wait

Current record holder: Most pigs

Current record holder: Most chickens

Current record holder: Largest load, most wheels

And then there’s times when you don’t even have a motorcycle

Triathlon training, plus dinner for two months

And then there’s times when you have a truck, but…

Can’t imagine how this load could ever break loose, can you?

Truck and trailer, and it still looks iffy

Current record holder: Largest load compared to size of vehicle

Is that a passenger on top? How low are those wires? Is he grounded?