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Jaspers pov:

Okay, everyone meet back here at noon. Then wewill go get some lunch for the human. Then we cancontinue till 8:30. Got it? Get ready set, go!

I had no clue what I was gonna do, but I just ran intothis little café that was attached to a huge mall. I looked

around to find everyone just sitting and taking. Once Ientered the room, all their heads looked up at me. I hadto do something quick.

CHEESE!! and with that I ran out of there at humanspeed as fast as I could. So I ran into the Mall and looked

around to see what I had to work with.

There was (as far as I could see) this one old lady, agroup of teenagers, about three couples and a lot of single men and women. As I thought this, it brought backmemories of this one time all us Cullen's did a prank at

the mall with this old lady and some others

Flashback



((This flashback it originally teamjacobe s story calledPranking Mike. If you don t want to read 16 pages of it,(but I recommend you do) read the highlighted parts.))

Edward scowled for a moment before he said, "Pretend the inter com is the voice of God." Alice stood up without another word.

She knew when the intercom would come on, so she was ready.

She wandered the store until she was in the grocery departmentwhen the intercom came on.

"Cleanup in aisle 12, Cleanup in aisle 12."

Alice fell to her knees, her hands thrown up into the air.

"God has spoken!!" She yelled, completely playing the part. Thecustomers began staring at her, fearing for her sanity. Alice

jumped up and ran over to an old woman."Did you hear that?! God spoke to me!"

Then Alice skipped off as if nothing happened. "Jasper, you'renext."

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Jasper sat up straighter in the chair. ³What do I have todo?´ He asked in a formal voice.

Alice smirked at him, and he seemed to shrink back under her gaze. I giggled for a little bit.



³Your task is to get into a huge panic over the intercomvoices.´

He stood up, grateful that there wasn¶t any more. He

brushed his honey blonde hair out of his face before Alice said,³There is also a second part. I won¶t tell you what it is until youdo this one first.´

Finally, Jasper slowly walked over to the music section and began browsing through the CDs. I saw no point at him doingthis; the Cullens had them all anyway.

Once again, the intercom came on. ³Alexi, you¶re neededin the shoe department; Alexi, you¶re need in the shoe

department.´ An employee from the music department left thescene, so Jasper wouldn¶t get in trouble later.

Jasper fell to the ground.³THE VOICES!! OH GOD, THE VOICES!!! WHY

WON¶T THEY STOP?!´ He screamed.

The old woman Alice talked to earlier came up to him.

³Don¶t panic, lad! It¶s the voice of God!´

³I think that woman is senile!´ Emmett whispered loudly,and we all laughed.

³What¶s the second part?´ Jasper asked in the same formal toneafter he came back over to us.

³You have to go up to customer service«´

I didn¶t hear the last part, because Alice whispered it to him.Rosalie and Edward were fighting back smiles, whileEmmett was shaking with laughter.



³What¶s going on?´ I asked Edward, confused.

³Just listen,´ He told me soothingly as Jasper strode away.³You¶ll see.´

After about two minutes silence, a voice came over theintercom. ³Anita Hoare, Mike Rotch, and Hugh Jass, your friendis looking for you.´There was another moment of stunned silence before we wereall roaring with laughter.³Sweet Jesus,´ Emmett gasped. ³That was the funniest thingyet!´

Apparently, Jasper had to make up rude names to announce over the intercom.

Jasper came around the corner, smirking as he did. ³Like thenames?´ he asked as he sat down again.

³Of course!´Rosalie nearly squealed.

Just as we thought we were finished laughing, three kids camearound the corner.

³Mike, who was it that called us?´ A girl asked.

´I don¶t know, Anita!´ a boy snapped.

³Shut up, Hugh!´ Mike snapped to the other boy.



We all stared at each other before the laughter began again; thistime it was louder than ever.

³Rosalie,´ Jasper gasped. ³Your turn.´ ______________________________________________ As Rosalie started grinning, I stood up. ³Where are you going?´Edward asked as they all looked at me.

³The bathroom,´ I replied. ³You can do the task withoutme if you want.´

Emmett grinned back at me. ³With pleasure.´As I strode off, I began to think. People here in Port

Angeles are very strange. There¶s an old woman who really does believe the intercom voice is the voice of God, there is a guywhose name is actually Hugh Jass, and a girl who¶s obsessedwith Emmett. I¶m glad she doesn¶t live in Forks.

I¶m also very surprised that we haven¶t been kicked out bynow. Perhaps people here frequently do things like this. Creepy.I guess I¶ll just have to get used to it.

After I left the bathroom, I abruptly ran into a large crowdthat was convened near the toy department. I could hear some

people laughing and others whispering darkly.I pushed my way through the crowd to see Alice standing therewith a giant water gun that was almost as tall as she was.

³Just put her down, and no one will get hurt.´ She said tosomeone in the aisle.

I leaned around a large man to see Rosalie sitting on thefloor of the aisle. She had a Barbie swimming pool on theground in front of her with several beta fish swimming inside.She was holding a Barbie doll that was duct taped and tied to astring above the water. This Barbie was an exact replica of Rosalie, but it was nowhere near as beautiful.



Rosalie was also holding a match next to the string.³No one is allowed to be as gorgeous as me! And if

anyone is going to marry Ken, it¶s going to be ME!´ she

screamed, looking quite deranged.Emmett and Jasper were several aisles over, barelycontaining their laughter as they watched the entire charade.For a moment I wondered where Edward was, but then he camerunning into the aisle yelling.

³NOO!´ He skidded to a stop in front of Rosalie, a scaredlook in his eyes.³I¶ll do anything, Rose!´ He begged.´Anything for you to let her go!´

Rose laughed manically. ³Never!´ She struck the match,which burned straight through the string and sent Malibu Barbietumbling straight into the pool of ³sharks´.

³NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!´ Edward screamed again, anguished.Rosalie leapt up, and darted out of the aisle screaming,

³REVENGE!! SWEET REVENGE!!´

Edward threw himself to the ground in front of the tiny pool, sobbing into his hands. A hand rested on his shoulder, andhe looked up to see the voice of God woman.

³Relax, dear child,´ She told him in a reedy voice. ³Godwill send you a message telling you it will be okay.´ Shemotioned toward the speaker that was directly above them andshe shuffled off.

As Emmett and the other approached us as the crowddissipated, the voice of the employee Bella came over theintercom.

³Get over it.´She must have seen the whole charade, I thought.



³I told you God would give you a message!´ The oldwoman called.

BPOV:

³Emmett, it¶s your turn.´ Rosalie grinned at him. He grinned back at her.³There is nothing I can¶t handle.Édward raised his eyebrows.³Ok, except for that psycho stalker girl.´ Emmett relented.

³And the God voice lady.Édward chuckled.

³Her name is Esther, by the way.´ Jasper and Alicelaughed. ³Good to know she finally has a name!Álice giggled in her tinkling voice.³What do I have to do?´ Emmett asked impatiently.

³You have to go up to random people and yell cursewords at them.´ Rosalie told him smugly.

Edward groaned slightly. ³How would that make uslook Rose? What if someone from Forks is here? That

would be bad on Carlisle¶s part.´³Don¶t be such a wimp, Edward!´ Alice laughed.I smiled at Edward. ³Just relax, okay? It¶ll be ok.Édward smiled back at me. ³Fine, Emmett,´ he said. ³Go

ahead.Émmett jumped up and began running down the aisle.

Before anyone of us could get up, Emmett had alreadyscreamed, ³HOLY SHIT!´

We could hear a young boy laughing at him as Emmett ran past him.

³ASS!´ He roared again. ³DAMN IT!!!´By now, all of us were in stitches as Emmett swore like a

sailor to everybody he passed.



We had also placed a high-tech walkie-talkie behind it so we canspeak to Mike and he wouldn¶t know it.

Emmett once again had the video camera ready so he could

put it up on YouTube when it was finished.Mike strode down the aisle, and once he was in front of thedoll, Alice spoke into the walker-talkie in a childish voice.

³Hi, Mike.´ Mike froze, his eyes darting around until theyrested on the doll. His eyes widened. Alice spoke again, barelycontaining her laughter.

³I¶m the little girl from the well, and I¶m coming for you.´Mike staggered backward, trying hard not to scream again andembarrass himself.

Then Jasper crept up behind him and did his trademark raspy whisper, ³Seven days«.´ As Mike whirled around, hewas hit in the face with a handful of skittles.

He didn¶t even see who it was before Jasper dashed away.We were roaring with laughter at the sight of Mike Newton

dashing past Jessica on his way to the doors.

Esther was at his heels yelling, ³It was the voice of God!´³How did she get over here?´ Edward asked, still laughing.

I¶m not sure I even want to know. _____________________________________________

Now that we had once again succeeded in pranking Mike,we needed new ideas on things to do.

Alice had left a few minutes ago. She had said, ³We¶ve been at Wal-Mart for hours and I haven¶t bought a single thing!I¶ll be back later!´ Rosalie had followed her, so it was justEmmett, Edward, Jasper, and I.

We were once again sitting in the recliners in the furnituresection, pondering new ideas.

³We can put bags of candy in random people carts.´



Emmett suggested.³Boo.´ Jasper replied and blew Emmett a raspberry with

his thumbs down. Jasper was becoming increasingly bored with

each lame suggestion Emmett came up with.³What am I supposed to do then?´ Emmett snapped. ³Dressand drag and hit on men?´

Edward and Jasper froze. ³That¶s brilliant!´ Edwardgrinned.

³Luckily I saw this coming then!´ Alice danced over with plastic bags full of women¶s dresses.

³That¶s why you and Rose went shopping?´ I guessed.³Of course!´ Alice grinned. ³There was no way that I

would pass this up.´Emmett groaned. ³There¶s no getting out of this, is there?´

He asked Rosalie.³Nope.´ She replied, popping the last syllable. She grinned

at him, as he sadly shuffled toward the dressing rooms. _______________________________________________

³What¶s taking him so long?´ Rosalie asked impatiently.³This is ridiculous.´

I grinned. I had a feeling Emmett was taking as long as hecould, so everyone would grow tired of the challenge.

³Just wait.´ Edward told everyone. Suddenly, Emmettgroaned loudly. I threw my hand over my mouth to stifle thegiggles that were threatening to explode out any second.

Several women that were either waiting for dressing roomsor just passing by stopped and stared at the dressing room with

puzzled expressions on their faces.Then Emmett spoke in a high girly voice, ³There¶s no toilet

paper in here!´



That did it. I leaned over, my hands pressed firmly againstmy sides, as we all were howling with laughter, even thoughEmmett was several aisles over.

Some of the women sighed and groaned with disgust asthey left the area. Employee Bella came over and pounded onthe door.

³Sir or Ma¶am, you need to leave. Your business needs to be done in the can, not in the dressing rooms.´

Emmett threw open the door, which bounced off of Bella¶sforehead. She staggered away as Emmett appeared in a flowereddress with a blond wig on and bright red lipstick.

The Cullens all shuddered as he approached us. ³I¶mscarred for life.´ Edward whispered. ³I have bad mental imagesin my head now.´

Alice, on the other hand stood up. ³Now you have to go hiton every male customer with corny pick-up lines until we tellyou to stop.´

Emmett groaned and pranced down the aisle. A huge buff

guy then crossed into Emmett¶s path and Emmett said to him,³If I told you your body was beautiful, would you hold it againstme?´

Jasper and the others were in hysterics, but I was nearlyrolling in the aisle. Before the man could reply, (or punch him),Emmett darted off to harass another man.

He came up to another one and said, ³Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.´

³Uh«.no.´ The man replied. He quickly ran in the other direction.

Then I called, ³Emmett!´ He turned around, and I pointedto Jacob, the poor man I harassed earlier. Emmett grinned evillyand darted over to him. So far, his girlfriend Bella was nowhere



in sight. Emmett pressed his huge body up against Jacob andsaid, ³If you were a new hamburger at McDonald¶s, you would

be McGorgeous.´

By now, I was screaming with laughter. Jacob seemed tofreeze.³Er, can I help you, Ma¶am? Or sir?´ Emmett then

breathed into his ear,³That¶s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?´ Jacob

shivered when Emmett¶s cold breath hit his neck. However, hisgirlfriend Bella, who has just come around the corner, didn¶t seeit that way.

³WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!´ She screamed.³WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH A TRANSVESTITE?!ARE YOU A SEX ADDICT?!´

Jacob seemed to cower under her gaze as Emmett dartedaway, shaking with laughter.

When Emmett tried to approach another man, Esther, theVoice of God woman, came up to him and pressed her seventy-

something year old body against him.He froze.³You look gorgeous as a woman.´ Esther told him. ³For

the record, I bat for both teams.´Edward and Jasper were roaring with laughter as Izzy,

Emmett¶s stalker came running around the corner with face paint covering her face and holding a plastic sword.

³AI-EE-AI-EE-AI!!!´ She bellowed a high-pitched battlecry. ³Keep your hands off of my man, you old hag!´

Emmett ripped off the dress as he ran toward us. ³Helpme!´

When Emmett finally managed to get away from Izzy andEsther, and he was literally shaking where he stood. ³I don¶t



ever want to see her again!´ He exclaimed as Rose rubbed his back in comfort, fighting back a laugh.

However, Jasper and Alice were howling at the look on

Emmett¶s face. He then looked up and said,³Edward, your turn.´Edward shrugged and removed his arm from my waist.³Bring it on.´³What does he have to do?´ I asked Emmett eagerly.³He has to go up to a guy and pretend he hasn¶t seen him in

years.´ Emmett said smugly.Edward immediately stood up. ³No problem.´

As he strode around the store, I turned to Alice.³Who is he going to pick?´³You¶ll see,´ She sang excitedly. ³This is going to be

good!´ Her pixie frame bounced up and down in the recliner shewas sitting in.

We followed Edward discreetly around the store as helooked at prospective victims.

He then grinned evilly and approached our friend Jacob,who had managed to reconcile with his girlfriend Bella.

It wasn¶t going to last long. Alice was right; this was goingto be good!

As he approached Jacob, Jacob grew weary and Bella¶seyes narrowed.

Edward gasped. ³Oh my God, is it you?!´³What?´ Jacob said, confused. Bella was now getting

angry.³It is you!´ Edward exclaimed. ³I haven¶t seen you in so

long! Why haven¶t you called?´Jacob¶s face melted into an expression of horror before-³WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!´ Bella screamed.



³HOW COME YOU SEEM TO KNOW ALL OF THESEMEN?!´

³Bella please-³Jacob tried to explain.

³DON¶T YOU ³BELLA´ ME!´ She roared. ³ARE YOUOR ARE YOU NOT GAY?!´Edward turned around and strode back to us without

looking back. Emmett tried to say something, but Edward heldup a hand.

³Wait.´³YOU ARE STILL A MANWHORE!´We all began laughing at Jacob¶s misfortune. I am

surprised they hadn¶t broken up by now.As we began rounding the store to look for new victims, the

intercom came on. It was an announcement about a cleanup inthe canned foods. Esther just happened to be standing right nextto us at the time.

She threw herself on the ground, and I¶m sure you all knowwhat happened next.

³It¶s the voice of God!´Alice played along with the charade too. She also threw

herself to the floor, keeping up the appearance she created hoursago.

³Oh God! He¶s speaking to us!´

I zoned out of my flashback and looked at that old lady.She had the same hair, gray/white with a few darker graystreaks. She was wearing this ugly maroon sweatshirt with

jeans and a big bulky pocketbook.



That made me think it s the same lady!!! I should do thesame thing and see if she remembers me.

So I casually started walking towards the lady. She wascurrently just looking at these shirts in the window of JC penny.

I was about 8 feet away, sitting on a bench when she wentinto the store. I followed her in and went quickly to my right.There I hid behind clothes racks, anticipating my next move.She was starting to move forward, so I went to the next rack

and actually went in it.

I was just squatting there, watching her, stalking her like alion and it s pray when I heard a screech too low for humanhearing.

I turned my head to find this little girl looking through

clothes. She had brown hair with green-ish/blue-ish eyes. Shelooked to be about 8 years old, and she was approaching me.Then I got an idea.

I squatted down even further and made sure I was hiddenwell with this bright neon shirt, a sparkly shirt, and a goldenone with some pants next to it for a decoy. I looked back to the

old lady to see if she was still there, she was. I turned myattention back to the little girl who was now approaching me.

She was looking at the rack right next to me when sheturned her head and spotted the decoy clothes. She turned



her body and walked a foot over to this rack. She reached outfor the sparkly shirt, when I jumped out screaming,

Leave my clothes alone!!

Ahhh! she said jumping back. But it only took her asecond to regain what just happened. She then took a stepforward and slapped me with quite force. She screamed andran out of the store fReAcK!

I turned my attention back to the Esther, who apparentlyhadn t noticed anything that just went on.

*Ding Ding Ding*

Attention all JC Penny costumers, let me please remindyou that we have a sale on all winter jackets. And to the personwho is screaming, could you please stop. Other costumers are

starting to complain, thank you and thanks for shopping at yourlocal JC Penny s. now as the time to make my move.

I stepped into the middle of that little walkway, just so thelady could see me.

THE VOICES!! OH GOD, THE VOICES!!! WHY WON T THEY

STOP?! I screamed.At that moment, the lady turned around and her mouth

gaped open. That put a smile on my face.



It s god! He s had us meet together again! she said whilemoving closer to me. Looks like god has some un-finishedbusiness for us. You and that other wacko pixie left me all

alone then the poo-poo sent me to a mental hospital for fiveyears FIVE YEARS!

The smile on my face faded.

Uhhh. This was not the reaction I planned for. I expectedthe lady to continue with the god thing but what happened?

She stepped up again so she was only a foot away she thenput one hand on the strap of her bag and swung at me. It hitme with as much force as if a kid threw a book bag from thefourth floor and landed on my head.

About two seconds after she swung, she was getting ready

to swing again. At that moment I turned around and startedrunning at human speed.

I ran out of the store and once I got past the bench, Ilooked behind me. It was that lady!!! She was still followingme!!!! :O

Just leave me alone, okay? I said

Never!! She said like a maniac.

Ugh, I had to lose her but how?? Hmmm OH!!! I m avampire DUHHH!!!!!!



I kept running at human speed through the mall. I lookedback for the fourth time now, and guess what! She was stillthere!! Stupid CrAzY gOd LadY

I saw it right in front of me, about 20 feet away THEBALL PIT!!

That gave me the BEST idea EvEr! I was now about 15 feetaway 10 5 .2 JUMP!!

I put my feet together, bent down, and pushed forward,springing like a sling shot. While air-borne, I looked back

WHAT THE FLYING FISH IS SHE DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!

She wasn t following me anymore, but she startedmoving fast to the piercing store. She grabbed an earring ondisplay and started running toward the bounce house.

That s when I hit the balls. They felt big and hard. (Sorry,I can t resist but That s what she said If you get it )

I didn t have enough time to react. She was already there,extending her arm.

PPPOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I screamed.At that exact moment, the net collapsed I was now trapped.



The lady ran back to the store and put the earring back.Once she was back, she grabbed the net, which just happenedto be right next to the opening. She managed to fight her 110

pound body through the hole. She studdered a moment, thenregained her balance.

At this moment, she was about 20 feet away. I saw thislook on her face, she was thinking about something. OH NO!She had decided.

She started, a medium running pace, toward my swayingfrom side to side like a wrestler. I ran close to the edge and gotabout half the way there, 10 feet, before she was about 2 feetaway. I took a chance and dove. With my super hearing, I heardmore balls move that weren t mine. (That s what she said tehe he) she had also dove but now, to my disadvantage, I can t

see anything.

I was, I think, about 5 feet away from the exit. I wasthinking about going back up when OH GOD!! I THINK I JUSTPEED MYSELF I felt something grab my ankle. I began tosquirm. I arose with a big breathe which was not needed.

I turned my head, but could not see anything. I turnedback and YEP I JUST PEED MYSELF. Esther was right there 1inch away from my face. With quick thinking, I turned andgrabbed the net. In my haste I ripped the net apart and beingmy stupid self jumped.



When I jumped, I didn t jump high enough, so my feet gotcaught in the rubber tube. I fell flat on my face with Estherabout a foot away. I quickly recovered and headed for the

opening doors which were in my view, maybe 30 feet away.

It was a full on sprint between the two of us. I looked back,defiantly a sprint with her 1 foot behind.

23 feet away, 1 foot between.

19 feet, still 1 foot.

Now 16, again, 1 foot.

Ugh 13 feet, STILL 1 foot between them.

10 feet OMFG, 1 FOOT

7 I guess u already know UGH

3 what do you need me for?? 1 foot.

1.5 feet 1.5 feet between them thought I was gonnasay 1?

.5 cm away esther gained back her .5 u know what thatmeans?

I JUST LOVE MAKING U WAIT!!

I was out, home free, out like a light I was Jasper Halea vampire WoW



I looked at my watch I had five minutes just enoughtime to lose Esther.

I picked up speed and ran down the straight street ahead. Ilooked forward and saw a forest Hmmm

I curved and ran into the woods. I looked back, she wasn tthere yet. I used that to my advantage and sped off invampire speed. I ran through the woods and saw this opening. Ifollowed it out and saw this fountain? I looked around the land,

benches, fountain, trees, mulch, plants A PARK!!

I went to the side walk and started walking down it towardthe spot we were supposed to meet. I rounded a curve andspotted my sweet Alice and abominable Emmet but no Bella?HUH this can t be good.

I walked up to them and both they yelledWhere is Bella!?!?

What do you mean? I asked.

She s not with you? Alice questioned

No, I thought she was here already.Well, she obviously is not, so we have to go and find

her. Alice said irritated.



Ya plus imagine all the trouble she could get into inthis huge city. Emmet stated.

Yeah, we better hurry! we all shouted, and withthat, we all left to find Bella s sent.

OMFG!!! I FINALLYY FINISHED!!! YAYAYAYAYYAYAY

I M SORRRRYYYY I GOT GROUNDED FOR A FEW WEEKS SO THATPUT ME BACK ON SOME THINGS BUT IN THAT TIME I WROTE

MY STORY ON PAPER I THINK THIS IS MY BEST WHAT DOYOU THINK??? TELLL MEEEEE PLEASSEEEEEE!!!!

I AMMMMMMMMM DIEEEEEEEEIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!

I haven t started the next one and I willbut not right now bc I m working on theseother pieces in the mean time ADMIREMY HEAD!!

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