There once was a boy from FijiWho didn’t know how to climb trees

Somebody implied,“How long have you tried?”

He answered: “From when I was three.”

CHRISTMAS

Ingredients:Ingredients:1 teaspoon of hugs1 teaspoon of kisses3 teaspoons of love

½ cup of christmas spirit2 packets of christmas decorations

3 cups of joyfulness4 cups of generosity

2 tablespoons of laughter1 pinch of mystery

Method:Method:1. Preheat oven to 180°c

2. Measure 1 teaspoon of hugs, 1 teaspoon of kisses and 3 teaspoons of love and place them in a large mixing bowl.

3. Mix thoroughly.4. Pour in ½ cup of christmas spirit.

5. Pour 2 packets of christmas decorations to make christmas sparkle and shine.

6. Mix in the joyfulness, generosity and laughter so everyone can be happy and merry.

7. Place in the oven to bake for 30 minutes.8. When crisp and golden take it out from the oven.

9. To finish off, sprinkle on 1 pinch of mystery to make christmas exciting.10. Serve to everyone you know, so they can have a wonderful christmas.

I came across an alienWhen I was walking along.Its legs were very short,

And its tail very long.I thought no one should see,

So I hid it in my purse.It stayed there very quietlyUntil frightened by a nurse.

On my way to school, I saw a monster.

It was a mango-eating monster.It was a messy, mango-eating

monster.It was a maroon, messy, mango-

eating monster.It was a menacing, maroon, messy,

mango-eating monster.It was a mean, menacing, maroon,

messy, mango-eating monster.It was a massive, mean, menacing,

maroon, malevolent, messy, mango-eating monster.

And it sprayed me from head to toe with mango juice!

I came across a bright I came across a bright red rat,red rat,

On the way to schoolOn the way to schoolIt was doing some It was doing some

backstroke,backstroke,In my neighbor's In my neighbor's swimming pool!swimming pool!

I acted very quickly,I acted very quickly,and I hid him in a box.and I hid him in a box.But they found him in But they found him in

the end,the end,and they were scared and they were scared

out of their socks!out of their socks!

I found a giant squidIn my backyard swimming pool.

I wondered if it was a trick,After all, it's April Fool.

He swam up very slowly,And said hello to me.

I thought that he was quite polite,So I invited him to tea!

He couldn't fit through the door,so we had a barbeque.

He really liked the chicken,and especially the stew.

I went to sleep that night,Thinking my day was really weird.But the next day when I checked,My friend Squid had disappeared!

There once was a young man from France

Who simply LOVED to dance!In fact, this blokeWhen he awoke,

He blurted out: "How's my stance?"

How’s my

stance?

I saw a hideous creature,It was horrible to look at.

It's face was covered in warts,And it's body was immensely fat!

It was so fat that it didn't fitIn the mirror one little bit.

Hang on, what?! A mirror?!That can't be me, can it?