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Three Little Pigs – a tale of vengeance
Side 1 – Three Little Pigs
1. Overture2. Three little pigs3. The first pig's laid in clay4. The next, a pig on fire5. The third pig's watery grave6. The wolf's gone with the wind
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Side 2 A bunch of other songs
7. The death of a thousand splicesor 'The authentic sound of sawdust'
8. Fanfare for the common beast9. The dark price of eternal youth10. A dream of fire and ice
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Sequencing
Cakewalk SONAR 1.0 under Windows 2000 Final sequences performed on Rosegarden under Kubuntu
Synthesizers
Roland MVS1 Vintage Synth moduleRoland JV1010 with orchestral cardWaldorf Pulse analogue monosynthCheetah MS6 analogue polysynthWaldorf microWave MK1 wavetable synth (son of the PPG Wave)Korg Triton EXHammond XM1 w/ Hughes and Kettner Rotosphere MK2The Tornado Mellotron Engine
Processing
Zoom RFX2000 effects rack, Vesta RV3 spring reverbDanelectro phaser, TL Audio 'Fat Bloke' stereo valve compressorSPL Vitalizer Jack psychoacoustic processorWatkins Copicat echoplexorBehringer overdrive and chorus pedals on vocalsUher Report 4000L (on 'Fire and Ice')Revox B77 MK2HS (tape manipulation on 'Death of a Thousand Splices')
Microphones and accessories
Behringer B1 (bomber) condenser mic, Mic100 preamp
Recording and mixing
Phonic MM1002 submixer, Yamaha MG16/4 mixing deskTASCAM TSR8 1/2" multitrack recorders (x2)Studer A807 2track 1/4" master recorderTimeLine Lynx and TASCAM ATS500 synchronizers
Recorded and mixed using the Old Ways at The Lab, Cwmbran, Sep 2008
Recorded on Quantegy 456, RMGI 911 and Zonal 820 tape,mixed on Zonal 700. (P) and © 2008 Joseph P. Morris.Written, performed & engineered by J. P. Morris.
Guest vocals on (7) by James Rolls, Sample on (4) by Jairus,newscast by Tezkat. Mastering by Alex Balzama atSwift Audio Services London, March 2009Cover by Keaton the Black Jackal., additionalart by Ren Gaulen. Logo by Turnsky. Thanks to James, Tezkat, Keaton, Amber, Turnskyand Jairus, without whom this album would havebeen not what it is. With apologies to Roger Glover. All tracks recorded 8track AAD except 3, 5 & 8,which were recorded 16track using two synced tapemachines.
See also: http://www.dougtheeagle.comhttp://missmab.comhttp://keatontheblackjackal.deviantart.com
The dark price of eternal youthChronicles of Jakob Pettersohn
Three thousand years you'll live to beBut after that won't come for free
Could you pay the price?End another's afterlife?
I think that's not the way for me
Eternal youth is in your handsBut could do what it demands?
Could you pay the price?Make a human sacrifice?
I think that's not the way for me
Would you pay that price?End another's afterlife?
I think that's not the way for me
Would you pay that price?Make your heart as cold as ice?I think that's not the way for me
Would you pay that price?Make a Being sacrifice?
I think that's not the way for me
The wolf's gone with the wind
I took off like lightningTo a place I'd rather be
They can only pin the drowningOnto me
If I can only reach the borderThen I'll make it home scottfreeThey can only pin the drowning
Onto me
The third pig's watery grave
The wolf's testimony before the board of inquiry
The night was darkThe night was warmOur ship had sailed
Into a storm
Outside the pig stood tall and thinI ran on deck to fetch him in
And as the crew gaped in surpriseHe turned with hatred in his eyes
And as I tried to save his lifeThat little piggy drew a knife
And as the bladesank into me
He slipped andfell into the sea
I saw him fall away from meI guess it wasn't meant to be
One little piggy lost at sea
The next, a pig on fire
I have sinnedI have sinned
I guess it's trueThe only thing that's
All a lieIs my respect for youI loathe you and I'm
Going to make you payI'm going to sacrifice you
I have sinnedI have sinned
They said to meThat two wrongs never
Make a rightSo now I'll try with three
I loathe you and I'mGoing to make you burnI'm going to sacrifice you
In other news, suspected drug baron Ed Samson, alias the
First Little Pig, has been found dead at his home in
Wentsgrove. Samson had a string of previous convictions for supplying drugs and police
believe his killing to be the work of a rival gang.
I have sinnedI have sinned
My deed is doneThe only thing that's
Left to doIs cover up and run
The third pig better makeHis peace with God
I'm going to sacrifice him
I have sinnedI have sinned
Three Little Pigs
Well, the first little piggyMade his fortune out of spam
Selling dodgy medicinesThe perfect little scam
But he didn't know the priceThat he would pay
The local mob persuaded himTo send a cut their way
Well, the second little piggyMade his fortune out of theftStealing gold and platinumHe didn't leave much left
But he didn't know the priceThat he would pay
The local mob persuaded himTo send a cut their way
Well, the third little piggyMade his fortune out of smackSelling cheap enlightenment
For thirty quid a whack
But he didn't know what itWould lead him to
The first two piggies hired himSaid “We've a job for you...”
But they didn't know theirLives of crime would fail
The big bad wolf arrested themTo throw them all in jail
But he didn't know the priceThat he would pay
Each little piggy drew a gunAnd blew my dad away
This little piggy went to marketThis little piggy stayed at homeThis little piggy, gonna hunt him downWherever he may roamDeath's too good for you, but it will have to do.
The first pig's laid in clay
My prey was all aloneI trailed him home
Waiting for the timeIf fortune favours me
He'll lose his keyAnd then he'll be mine
What if the nightmare's true?What if the bad guy's you?
I did not know what went wrongI played along, waiting for the
time
Your ass is mine, little piggyI'll bring the bacon home tonight
I camped across the roadNo fixed abode
Stakeout for the winI'll take that little sod
And may GodForgive me for my sin
I do not know what went wrongI played along, waiting for the
time
Your ass is mine, little piggyThis little piggy dies tonight
You'll feel this dead tooWhen I am done with you
This little piggy dies tonight
I found an open doorBasement floor
Crept in from the rainI'll make him disappear
Never fearNever seen again
What if the nightmare's true?What if the bad guy's you?
I worked out where I went wrongAll along, so now he'll be mine