thumbs? - - confessions of parenting · 2020. 4. 4. · would you rather never kiss someone again...
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Would you rather only beallowed to write with your
non-dominant hand or notbe able to text with your
thumbs?
Would you rather be able tospeak multiple languages orbe able to talk to animals?
Would you rather changeyour past or be able to
predict your future?
Would you rather liveunderwater or underground?
Would you rather have supersight or super hearing?
Would you rather only beable to wear clothes that are
2 sizes too small or 2 sizestoo big?
Would you rather live withouta microwave or without an
oven?
Would you rather havehands for feet or feet for
hands?
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Would you rather lose yourcar or all the pictures you
have ever taken?
Would you rather only beable to yell or only be able to
whisper?
Would you rather travel tothe future or the past?
Would you rather not be ableto taste or not be able to
smell?
Would you rather frame yourbest friend for a crime you
committed or be framed fora crime you didn’t commit?
Would you rather give upbread or sweets for the rest
of your life?
Would you rather never kisssomeone again or never eat
chocolate again?
Would you rather eat a steakwith a spoon or eat soup
with a knife?
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Would you rather go blind orlose all your memories?
Would you rather beuncomfortably hot oruncomfortably cold?
Would you rather look oldand feel young or look young
and feel old?
Would you rather lose yourphone or your wallet?
Would you rather have justone eyebrow or no eyebrows
at all?
Would you rather be toobusy or always bored?
Would you rather beextremely hairy or have no
hair at all?
Would you rather usesandpaper as toilet paper or
not use toilet paper at all?
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Would you rather ride aunicycle to work or a pogo
stick?
Would you rather have extrafingers on one hand or be
missing fingers on onehand?
Would you rather live in anRV or a sailboat?
Would you rather lose theability to read or speak?
Would you rather have moremoney or more time?
Would you rather be stuckon a broken ski lift or a
broken elevator?
Would you rather hear thegood news or bad news
first?
Would you rather be stuckon an island with a person
who never stops talking or allby yourself?
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Would you rather have tosew all your own clothes or
grow all your own food?
Would you rather be on adating game show or on a
survival reality show?
Would you rather perform asong in front of your friends
or complete strangers?
Would you rather beextremely short or extremely
tall?
Would you rather live yourwhole life single or have an
arranged marriage?
Would you rather lose allyour hair or all your teeth?
Would you rather constantlyhave the same song stuck inyour head or always have anitch that you can never quite
reach?
Would you rather live nearthe mountains or the beach?
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Would you rather be asuperhero that no one knows
or a famous villain?
Would you rather marrysomeone who doesn’t loveyou or marry someone that
you don’t love?
Would you rather never beable to feel another emotion
again or never be able toshow another emotion
again?
Would you rather wake up asa dog and a cat?
Would you rather never beable to use your phone
again or never be able touse a mirror again?
Would you rather find yoursoul mate or win the lottery?
Would you rather have apersonal chef or a personal
maid?
Would you rather give upinternet or air conditioning
and heat?
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Would you rather watchnothing but Hallmark movies
or nothing but horrormovies?
Would you rather have apause or a rewind button for
your life?
Would you rather spend ayear without a house or a
year entirely alone?
Would you rather drive towork in reverse the whole
way or walk to work wearinghigh heels?
Would you rather only beable to listen to one song for
a whole year or never beable to listen to music for a
whole year?
Would you rather havefortune or fame?
Would you rather beSuperman or Batman?
Would you rather lose yourshort term memory or your
long term memory?
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Would you rather be rich buthave a job you hate or bepoor but have a job you
love?
Would you rather never beable to eat your favorite foodagain or only be able to eat
your favorite food?
Would you rather give upbrushing your teeth or your
hair?
Would you rather have aunibrow or no eyebrows at
all?
Would you rather alwayshave a small rock in yourshoes or always have wet
socks?
Would you rather know howyou are going to die or when
you are going to die?
Would you rather never beable to eat breakfast again
or dinner?
Would you rather lose yourphone or your keys?
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Would you rather have to getdressed up every day or only
be able to wear yourpajamas every day?
Would you rather have tostand up all day long or sit
down all day long?
Would you rather have anelephant trunk or a giraffe
neck?
Would you rather be able tobe invisible or be able to fly?
Would you rather be blind ornever be able to talk again?
Would you rather eatuncooked spaghetti or dry
rice?
Would you rather get upearly or stay up late?
Would you rather live withoutTV or without music?
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Would you rather never beable to eat hot food again or
never be able to eat coldfood again?
Would you rather have lotsof good friends or just one
best friend?
Would you rather never getto sleep again or never have
to work again?
Would you rather find yoursoul mate or have your
dream job?
Would you rather only beable to eat meat or be a
vegetarian?
Would you rather live in thecity or live in the country?
Would you rather dieunhappy in 50 years or
happy in 5 years?
Would you rather go on along walk or a long drive?
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Would you rather knoweverything you want to knowor have everything you want
to have?
Would you rather be amaster at every instrumentor fluent in every language?
Would you rather alwayshave to take a cold showeror always have to wake upan hour before your body is
ready?
Would you rather be famousor the best friends of a
famous person?
Would you rather alwaysstink or have everyone else
stink except you?
Would you rather step on acrab or kiss a live jellyfish?
Would you rather be asuperhero or a wizard?
Would you rather be able totalk to birds or to dogs?
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Would you rather getmarried at 19 or get married
at 60?
Would you rather build a newhouse or own an existing
one?
Would you rather read agood book or watch a good
movie?
Would you rather never feelanger or never feel guilt?
Would you rather havecookies or cake?
Would you rather be avegetarian or give up dairy?
Would you rather be borninto a loving family or a filthy
rich one?
Would you rather keep thelife you have or start over
again?
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Would you rather get apaper cut everytime youtouch paper or bite your
tongue every time you eat?
Would you rather have thehiccups constantly or alwaysfeel like you have to sneeze
but can’t?
Would you rather be able torun 100 mph or fly at 20
mph?
Would you rather be thefunniest person or the most
intelligent person?