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  • Would you rather only beallowed to write with your

    non-dominant hand or notbe able to text with your

    thumbs?

    Would you rather be able tospeak multiple languages orbe able to talk to animals?

    Would you rather changeyour past or be able to

    predict your future?

    Would you rather liveunderwater or underground?

    Would you rather have supersight or super hearing?

    Would you rather only beable to wear clothes that are

    2 sizes too small or 2 sizestoo big?

    Would you rather live withouta microwave or without an

    oven?

    Would you rather havehands for feet or feet for

    hands?

  • Would you rather lose yourcar or all the pictures you

    have ever taken?

    Would you rather only beable to yell or only be able to

    whisper?

    Would you rather travel tothe future or the past?

    Would you rather not be ableto taste or not be able to

    smell?

    Would you rather frame yourbest friend for a crime you

    committed or be framed fora crime you didn’t commit?

    Would you rather give upbread or sweets for the rest

    of your life?

    Would you rather never kisssomeone again or never eat

    chocolate again?

    Would you rather eat a steakwith a spoon or eat soup

    with a knife?

  • Would you rather go blind orlose all your memories?

    Would you rather beuncomfortably hot oruncomfortably cold?

    Would you rather look oldand feel young or look young

    and feel old?

    Would you rather lose yourphone or your wallet?

    Would you rather have justone eyebrow or no eyebrows

    at all?

    Would you rather be toobusy or always bored?

    Would you rather beextremely hairy or have no

    hair at all?

    Would you rather usesandpaper as toilet paper or

    not use toilet paper at all?

  • Would you rather ride aunicycle to work or a pogo

    stick?

    Would you rather have extrafingers on one hand or be

    missing fingers on onehand?

    Would you rather live in anRV or a sailboat?

    Would you rather lose theability to read or speak?

    Would you rather have moremoney or more time?

    Would you rather be stuckon a broken ski lift or a

    broken elevator?

    Would you rather hear thegood news or bad news

    first?

    Would you rather be stuckon an island with a person

    who never stops talking or allby yourself?

  • Would you rather have tosew all your own clothes or

    grow all your own food?

    Would you rather be on adating game show or on a

    survival reality show?

    Would you rather perform asong in front of your friends

    or complete strangers?

    Would you rather beextremely short or extremely

    tall?

    Would you rather live yourwhole life single or have an

    arranged marriage?

    Would you rather lose allyour hair or all your teeth?

    Would you rather constantlyhave the same song stuck inyour head or always have anitch that you can never quite

    reach?

    Would you rather live nearthe mountains or the beach?

  • Would you rather be asuperhero that no one knows

    or a famous villain?

    Would you rather marrysomeone who doesn’t loveyou or marry someone that

    you don’t love?

    Would you rather never beable to feel another emotion

    again or never be able toshow another emotion

    again?

    Would you rather wake up asa dog and a cat?

    Would you rather never beable to use your phone

    again or never be able touse a mirror again?

    Would you rather find yoursoul mate or win the lottery?

    Would you rather have apersonal chef or a personal

    maid?

    Would you rather give upinternet or air conditioning

    and heat?

  • Would you rather watchnothing but Hallmark movies

    or nothing but horrormovies?

    Would you rather have apause or a rewind button for

    your life?

    Would you rather spend ayear without a house or a

    year entirely alone?

    Would you rather drive towork in reverse the whole

    way or walk to work wearinghigh heels?

    Would you rather only beable to listen to one song for

    a whole year or never beable to listen to music for a

    whole year?

    Would you rather havefortune or fame?

    Would you rather beSuperman or Batman?

    Would you rather lose yourshort term memory or your

    long term memory?

  • Would you rather be rich buthave a job you hate or bepoor but have a job you

    love?

    Would you rather never beable to eat your favorite foodagain or only be able to eat

    your favorite food?

    Would you rather give upbrushing your teeth or your

    hair?

    Would you rather have aunibrow or no eyebrows at

    all?

    Would you rather alwayshave a small rock in yourshoes or always have wet

    socks?

    Would you rather know howyou are going to die or when

    you are going to die?

    Would you rather never beable to eat breakfast again

    or dinner?

    Would you rather lose yourphone or your keys?

  • Would you rather have to getdressed up every day or only

    be able to wear yourpajamas every day?

    Would you rather have tostand up all day long or sit

    down all day long?

    Would you rather have anelephant trunk or a giraffe

    neck?

    Would you rather be able tobe invisible or be able to fly?

    Would you rather be blind ornever be able to talk again?

    Would you rather eatuncooked spaghetti or dry

    rice?

    Would you rather get upearly or stay up late?

    Would you rather live withoutTV or without music?

  • Would you rather never beable to eat hot food again or

    never be able to eat coldfood again?

    Would you rather have lotsof good friends or just one

    best friend?

    Would you rather never getto sleep again or never have

    to work again?

    Would you rather find yoursoul mate or have your

    dream job?

    Would you rather only beable to eat meat or be a

    vegetarian?

    Would you rather live in thecity or live in the country?

    Would you rather dieunhappy in 50 years or

    happy in 5 years?

    Would you rather go on along walk or a long drive?

  • Would you rather knoweverything you want to knowor have everything you want

    to have?

    Would you rather be amaster at every instrumentor fluent in every language?

    Would you rather alwayshave to take a cold showeror always have to wake upan hour before your body is

    ready?

    Would you rather be famousor the best friends of a

    famous person?

    Would you rather alwaysstink or have everyone else

    stink except you?

    Would you rather step on acrab or kiss a live jellyfish?

    Would you rather be asuperhero or a wizard?

    Would you rather be able totalk to birds or to dogs?

  • Would you rather getmarried at 19 or get married

    at 60?

    Would you rather build a newhouse or own an existing

    one?

    Would you rather read agood book or watch a good

    movie?

    Would you rather never feelanger or never feel guilt?

    Would you rather havecookies or cake?

    Would you rather be avegetarian or give up dairy?

    Would you rather be borninto a loving family or a filthy

    rich one?

    Would you rather keep thelife you have or start over

    again?

  • Would you rather get apaper cut everytime youtouch paper or bite your

    tongue every time you eat?

    Would you rather have thehiccups constantly or alwaysfeel like you have to sneeze

    but can’t?

    Would you rather be able torun 100 mph or fly at 20

    mph?

    Would you rather be thefunniest person or the most

    intelligent person?