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TIDBITS® GOES

OFF THE RECORDby Blue Sullivan

There are certain records that you may be fa-miliar with. The fastest 100-meter dash, the top

of the sound barrier are just three common ex-

out there. Then, of course, there are other re-cords that sit happily outside of the norm. Not

“famous” record holders, very few people will even be aware that these records exist. Here are a few examples of unusual bests from around the

the previous best of 1,015 by a couple in the

Turn the page for more!

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The Neatest Little Paper Ever Read

OVER 4 MILLION

Readers WeeklyNationwide!

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©2007FREE

Published & Distributed Weekly by JSE Media, LLC www.tidbitsofhoover.com 205-552-5502

Issue 9 The Neatest Little Paper Ever Read

OVER 4 MILLION

Readers WeeklyNationwide! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©2007

FREE

March 12, 2012

The excitement

is building!

The excitement

is building!

Linda Collier - RealtorEmail: [email protected]

205-356-1280O�ce: 205-694-0300Fax: 205-694-0311LindaCollierHomes.com

Each Keller Williams Realty o�ce is Independently Owned & Operated

“Let My Determination Work For You!”

SOLD

FOR SALE

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two wowed an audience with their outlandish

celebrates the science and math principles of bubbles.

his time of 27.9 seconds was the culmination

craft that stayed aloft for almost 30 seconds.

three decades before, yet Toda claims that his

for a proposal to launch paper darts from

surface, the research could yield valuable information on how future spacecraft may be

Veteran Foreclosures

Veterans weren’t forgotten in the recent $25 billion mort-gage servicing settlement. In fact, veterans were treated much better than civilian counterparts who’d had their homes foreclosed.In the lawsuit leading to the settlement, it was determined that the four biggest mortgage servicers violated the Ser-vicemen’s Civil Relief Act, the law that outlines the rules under which mortgages must be handled for veterans. Those banks will now have to pay veterans $116,785 each, plus equity that was lost in the property after it was wrongfully foreclosed, plus any interest. That number might end up being higher.JP Morgan Chase will need to provide the veteran with his or her property “free and clear of any debt or the cash

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equivalent of the full value of the home at the time of sale.” Citigroup, Wells Fargo and Ally will have to give a refund to any veterans charged more than 6 percent interest on a mortgage after receiving a request to lower that rate, plus triple that amount.The agreement expands and beefs up the rules for SCRA. Previously a bank was prohibited from foreclos-ing on a veteran-owned property if the mortgage was taken out before the veteran began military service. Now the rule will additionally state that no matter when the mortgage began, if the veteran received Hostile Fire/Imminent Danger Pay and was away from home within nine months of foreclosure, the veteran is protected from foreclosure.If you believe you are covered by this settlement, get your paperwork in order and call for military legal as-sistance. Go online to http://legalassistance.law.af.mil and look in the Legal Services Locator for the Armed Forces Legal Assistance office nearest you. Also see www.servicemembers.gov for information, or call the Justice Department at 1-800-896-7743.

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Say it isn’t true. Seniors are moving to online banking?

So says a survey done by the American Bankers Association. For the first time ever, those of us age 55 and older now prefer doing our banking online rather than going to the bank in person or using the mail. It wasn’t just a few of us either. We went from 20 percent of seniors doing banking online in 2010 to a whopping 57 percent in 2011.

Part of this, it’s said, is due to the banks now having a long list of requirements to avoid the fees they now charge. In some cases we’re required to have a very large balance in savings or we’re charged a monthly fee to get statements by mail. Doing our banking online is often one of the ways we can save money.

Why do we do it? It’s convenient, especially if we no longer drive or if we live in places with inclement weather. For those of us who are so busy it’s not easy to get to the bank during working hours, online banking is a means to easily take care of business.

That doesn’t mean we’re eager to use our cell phones to conduct bank business, however. We’re not quite there yet. Computer classes have made us more comfortable pressing keys, but a small cell phone is easily lost.

So, what can we do online? We can: transfer funds from one account to another, check balances, see if a check has cleared, view our statement and pay bills.

If you want to explore online banking, remember two key safety steps. Keep good virus protection on your computer, and close your browser after you log out of the bank’s website.

Online Banking Grows by Leaps and Bounds

If you began receiving Social Security Disability Insurance pay-

ments in 2011, you could have a problem when you file your tax

return and end up paying too much.

Here’s why: Since it takes so long to begin receiving SSDI benefits,

it’s possible that you’ll receive a one-time lump-sum payment that

includes back payments for previous years. Those benefits are tax-

able income, and you could pay taxes at a rate up to a whopping

50 percent. The calculation to determine your income includes any

other income you have.

According to a news release by the Allsup Disability Life Planning

Center, an average SSDI benefit is $1,073, which comes to $12,876

for the year. For a couple, a total income of more than $19,000 (or

$9,950 for an individual) requires that a tax return be filed.

However, if you receive a large lump-sum payment and report that,

as well as any other income, you could end up paying too much in

taxes.

This is where you’ll need the help of a tax preparer or tax prepara-

tion software to complete your return: You’re allowed to spread

that lump-sum income out over previous years.

You’ll receive a Form 1099 showing the amount of SSDI income

you received, with the amount showing in Box 3.

If you want to complete your return yourself or read about filing

to get an estimate of the tax you might owe, go online to the Inter-

nal Revenue Service website at irs.gov and search for Publica-

tion 915. The name is “Social Security and Equivalent Railroad

Retirement Benefits.” Look for the Lump-Sum Election on page

11 for detailed instructions on the Worksheets 1 through 4 that

need to be filled out. Scroll down and look for the examples of

the worksheets. The result of the calculations on those worksheets

determine which election method will get you the lowest tax.

Publication 915 contains other helpful information as well. If you

receive a FORM SSA-1042S Social Security Benefit Statement

and don’t understand the numbers in the various boxes, the publi-

cation explains each one.

If you receive railroad retirement benefits on FORM RRB-1099,

this publication explains the figures in each of the 11 boxes.

If you do your taxes yourself and have a question, you can con-

tact the IRS at 1-800-829-1040. Your best bet, however, if you’ve

received a lump-sum benefit, is to get help from a tax preparer.

Handling Lump-Sum Benefits and Taxes

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To Your Good Health By Paul G Donohue M.D.

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I have had headaches since I was 12. I am now 32. I hear people talk about their migraine headaches and wonder if I might have them. What makes a headache a migraine headache? I take aspirin for my headaches. It helps, but not all that much. Are there special medicines for migraines? -- K.D.

ANSWER: Yes, there are special migraine medicines, so it is important to determine if your headaches are true migraine headaches.Some of the distinguishing attributes of migraines are the following: They begin before age 40. More women have them than men. The

headache starts out with minor pain but often progresses to intense and incapacitating pain. The word used to describe it is “throbbing.” Nausea and vomiting frequently accompany it. In a little more than half of migraine patients, the headache is on one side only. Bright lights and noise intensify the pain. Sufferers try to find a dark, quiet room where they can lie down until the headache goes, and that can take four to 72 hours.Migraine sufferers can identify triggers that bring on their headaches. Stress, missing a meal, too much or too little sleep, menstrual periods, bright lights, certain odors like cigarette smoke or perfume and fatigue are some of the things that start a migraine. Alcohol -- beer and red wine in particular -- chocolate, some cheeses and cured meats like hot dogs, sausage and bacon are triggers for some.Aspirin, Tylenol, Midrin and naproxen alleviate mild migraines. Cafergot is a migraine standby. A group of newer drugs are especially good for migraine sufferers. Seven of them are available. Some names are Imitrex, Maxalt and Zomig. Imitrex comes as a nasal spray and as an injection, administered like insulin. Zomig also comes as a nasal spray. This is a godsend for those who become sick to the stomach along with the headache.Not all migraine headaches produce all the signs and symptoms I mentioned, but if you have more than two of these characteristic symptoms, it’s a good bet that you suffer from migraines.The booklet on headaches describes the common kinds and their treatment. Readers can obtain a copy by writing: Dr. Donohue -- No. 901W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. Enclose a check or money order (no cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the recipient’s printed name and address. Please allow four weeks for delivery.

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Many of my friends take aspirin for the prevention of a heart attack or stroke. I decided I should join them. Is this a wise move? -- K.H.ANSWER: Aspirin and similar drugs are the rule for prevention of heart attacks and certain strokes. The aspirin dose in greatest use is 81 mg -- low-dose aspirin. Three different regimens for the prevention of stroke are acceptable: Plavix, aspirin or aspirin combined with sustained-release dipyridamole. The aspirin-dipyridamole combination comes in one tablet called Aggrenox. Note that these are for prevention of second heart attacks and strokes.For the prevention of a first heart attack or stroke, patients should consult their doctor, who will evaluate each patient’s risk. Based on that, the doctor will recommend a regimen that’s appropriate. It’s not a good idea to self-medicate with any medicine.

Is It a Migraine?

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113 places of distinction within the “Guinness

records since 1979 in 35 countries on each of

at 87 miles per hour, well over the speed limit

its plush, leopard-patterned upholstery, the

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it), and he gave me the scoop:“As the season goes on, we explore the dynamic of our marriage,” Mark said. “What are the rules? If we’re not jealous of the other’s sexual encounters, what are the things that we ARE jealous of? There are certain guidelines. Being with someone else sexually is not seen as a betrayal in that marriage, but having a best friend outside the mar-riage IS a betrayal. We’ve had a lot of fun figuring it out together.”***Q: Can you tell me what one of my favorite actresses, Elaine Hendrix, has been up to lately? -- Jeff D., Savannah, Ga.A: Aside from saving animals in her spare time as the founding officer of Animal Rescue Corps, the “Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion” actress just landed a lead role opposite Judy Greer in the ABC pilot “American Judy.” The comedy centers on Judy, who gets married and moves to the suburbs, juggling stepkids, her mother-in-law and the ex-wife (Elaine) of her husband, who also happens to be the town sheriff.

1. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: What term refers to a type of patterned sock or sweater and a region within a country? 2. LOGOS: What is the official logo of the Atlanta Braves baseball team?3. HOLIDAYS: When was Father’s Day first celebrated officially?4. CHEMISTRY: What is the color of sulfur at room tem-perature?5. ANATOMY: What human organs are responsible for cleaning waste from blood?6. HISTORY: In what year did U.S. law require cars to include turn signals?7. FOOD & DRINK: Which vegetables are used primarily in succotash?8. BIBLE: What is the longest book in the Old Testa-ment?9. U.S. GOVERNMENT: Which Constitutional Amend-ment deals with self-incrimination?10. MOVIES: What new category was added to the Academy Awards in 2001?

Martina Navratilova, soap star Jack Wagner, telenovela star William Levy, operatic singer Katherine Jenkins and “Extra” co-host Maria Menounos.Q: I love ABC’s “Suburgatory,” especially Jeremy Sisto. I’ve had a crush on him since “Clueless.” Any chance that one of his former “Clueless” castmates will appear on his new show? -- Justine M., via e-mailA: Not only is there a chance, but it is actually happening. “Clueless” star Alicia Silverstone will join Jeremy on “Suburgatory” for a four-episode story arc at the end of this first season. No word yet on her character, but I can’t wait to see what they come up with!***Q: It’s official; I am hooked on “GCB.” Can you give me any info on the handsome actor who plays Blake? -- Trudy F., via e-mailA: Mark Deklin, 44, along with being a super actor, also is a profes-sional fight director, talented musician, smarty-pants English- and history-degree holder, father, husband and all-around great guy. I spoke with him recently about his role of in-the-closet Blake (who’s married to Cricket, but it’s OK, because she knows and is fine with

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1 teaspoon baking powder1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon apple pie spice1 cup fat-free milk

2 tablespoons fat-free sour cream1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce

1 egg or equivalent in egg substitute

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2. In large bowl, combine flour, oats, raisins, sugar substitute, baking powder, baking soda and apple pie spice. In a small bowl, combine milk, sour cream, applesauce and egg. Mix well with a

fork to combine.3. Add milk mixture to flour mixture. Mix just until moistened

(batter will be lumpy). Evenly divide batter into prepared muffin wells. Bake 18 to 22 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center

of muffin comes out clean. 4. Place pan on a wire rack and let set 5 minutes. Remove muffins

from pan and continue cooling on rack. Makes 12 servings.

Q: You always seem to be on top of this, so could you let me know as soon as you find out who the new contestants will be on the next season of “Dancing with the Stars”? -- Pauline R., Oxford, OhioA: You know I will, Pauline. The new season’s contestants are the usual hodgepodge of athletes, singers, entertainment reporters and actors (with the usual soap star thrown in for good measure). The new season, which begins Monday, March 19, consists of “Family Matters” actor Jaleel White, singer Gladys Knight, football player Donald Driver (who did very well for me in fantasy football a few years back), “The View” co-host Sherri Shepherd, singer-songwrit-er Gavin DeGraw, “Little House on the Prairie” actress Melissa Gilbert, Disney Channel star Roshon Fegan, tennis player

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attractions as both part of and separate from

added attractions inspired by some of the most

attractions have been added. These include

that includes restaurants, shops and one of

less than hour, visitors are advised to arrive

to captivate even the most casual movie buff for hours on end.

1. Is the book of Colossae in the Old or New Testament or neither?2. From Genesis 32, who became lame when he wrestled with God? Jacob, Adam, Noah, Aaron3. What city was second of the seven churches as mentioned by John? Derbe, Gomorrah, Beersheba, Smyrna4. From Acts 8, what magician came to be bap-tized by Philip? Balaam, Endor, Simon, Laban5. Whose standard version of the Bible was/is the Vulgate? Greek, Hebrew, German, Latin6. Which Psalm is the shortest of all? 1st, 3rd, 117th, 123rd

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were available to the public before then. The

Universal stars. These early tours lasted about 90 minutes.

with more state-of-the-art transportation.

“GlamTram” became the preferred mode of

and answers questions for curious visitors.

to-face visits with the performers themselves, as on occasion stars have made themselves

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the 120th shirt, yet he somehow summoned

tell.

in the company of 5,320 live scorpions. The

cramped quarters with a swarm of unfriendly

13 times.

about a bite of the current record holder for

On March 23, 1836, in hopes of keeping pace with the furious march of technology, the U.S. Mint unveils its first steam-powered press. The new-fangled contrap-tion helped crank out coins more efficiently.

On March 25, 1911, at the Triangle Shirtwaist Com-pany in New York’s Lower East Side, a fire quickly engulfs the factory and claims 146 lives, mostly young women. Because management had locked the exit doors, many of the garment workers either expired from asphyxiation or leapt from windows -- a fatal, 10-story fall. The factory’s owners were eventually found guilty on charges of manslaughter.

On March 20, 1920, Bugatti delivers its first 16-valve car to a customer in Switzerland. The Bugatti was a symbol of wealth and status, and its cars were equipped with massive racing engines. The renowned American dancer Isadora Duncan was riding in a Bugatti when her trademark long scarf caught in a rear wheel of the vehicle, and she was instantly strangled to death.

On March 22, 1947, President Harry Truman issues an executive decree establishing a sweeping loyalty investigation of federal employees in every depart-ment and agency. The program uncovered only a few employees whose loyalty could be “reasonably” doubted.

On March 19, 1952, the one-millionth Jeep is pro-duced. The name “Jeep” is reportedly derived from the Army’s 1941 request that car manufacturers develop a “General Purpose” vehicle. “G.P.” turned to “Jeep” somewhere along the battle lines.

On March 21, 1971, “The Andromeda Strain,” the first movie to use computer animation, opens. The sci-fi thriller, featuring scientists racing against time and an alien virus, was the first of many films to be made from a Michael Crichton book.

On March 24, 1989, the worst oil spill in U.S. terri-tory begins when the supertanker Exxon Valdez runs aground on a reef in Prince William Sound in Alas-ka. An estimated 11 million gallons of oil eventually spilled into the water, polluting more than 700 miles of coastline.

such as frequent (or constant) diarrhea, but not a specific cause. Flagyl is a common treatment for IBD, as is prednisone. Rescue Remedy is a natural remedy to calm pets. Buster’s vet should run a number of tests, if he or she hasn’t already, to rule out bacterial infection, parasites or a metabolic condition. If a conclusive cause isn’t found, you must try and find ways to mitigate his symptoms.The change in diet also is recommended in case a food allergy is the problem. You’re feeding Buster a specialty cat food, but if it isn’t working, try other brands or even try making home-cooked cat food. Additional information can be found online. And realize you’re not alone: Many owners are caring for cats with IBD. Please don’t give up on Buster.

DEAR PAW’S CORNER: My 8-year-old longhaired cat, “Buster,” has gas and diarrhea. He was given Flagyl for two months with no improvement. Then he took three months of probiotics, and no improvement. Now he gets 5 mg of prednisone and 5 drops of Rescue Remedy daily. His butt has been shaved to help keep him clean, and I wash it once a day. Buster eats special cat food, but that doesn’t help his digestion either. We have quarter-sized circles of poop all over the house, and I am breaking my back cleaning the carpet and floor. My husband says to euthanize him. What more can I do? -- Pat R., via email DEAR PAT: Such long-term diarrhea is certainly cause for concern, and I know it can be intensely frustrating to care for and clean up after a sick cat. Please convince your husband to shelve the euthanasia suggestion, however. Buster sounds like he has inflammatory bowel disease (IBD)-- a term that describes a collection of symptoms,

Sick Cat Can’t Stop PoopingBy Samantha Mazzotta

Send your tips, questions and comments to Paw’s Corner, c/o King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or e-mail them to [email protected].

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It’s still not known who made this sage observation: “Wisdom is divided into two parts: a) having a great deal to say, and b) not saying it.”

In 1931, the Newspaper Enterprise Association predicted that crime would be nearly gone in 20 years.

Do you subscribe to the adage “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet”? Consider this: Would that teen heartthrob of an earlier day, Bobby Darin, have become so popular if he had been known by his given name, Walden Cassotto?

At one time, Canada’s CBC network banned the children’s cartoon “Rocky and Bullwinkle” because of its sometimes unflattering portrayal of the Mounties.

The Goodrich company, known primarily for its tires, also invented the first modern golf ball.

Sometimes scientists get to express their creativity when they have the opportunity to name things. Take deep-sea sites, for example: in the North Atlantic is the Porcupine Abysmal Plain, Clam Acres is off the west coast of Mexico, and there’s a site near the Galapagos Islands called Hole-to-Hell.

Those who study such things have found that a sneeze leaves your mouth at more than 100 m.p.h.

Donald Duck’s middle name is “Fauntleroy.”

The game of chess originated in India in about 2,000 B.C. -- it was called “chaturanga.” And it didn’t look quite like the modern version that is played all over the world today. Chaturanga had only four kinds of pieces: elephants, chariots, horses and foot soldiers.

A Rochester, Mich., law states that anyone who is bathing in public must be wearing a bathing suit that has been inspected by a police officer.

HELPING YOUR SELF-HELP

Although the New Year has passed, many of us are perhaps still a little behind on taking up those New Year’s resolutions we made a few short months ago. Whether it is to lose weight, cut out an unhealthy vice or commit to more time with the family, our resolutions are a reminder that our growth as human beings necessitates increased levels of self-discipline. Yet what if the issue isn’t a lack of discipline? Perhaps you’re a model of steely determination but have run out of creative ways to push yourself to newer and greater heights in 2012. The self-help section of your local bookstore is usually a fair start, but it rarely offers any ideas you haven’t already thought of. To resolve this problem, here are three “different” (but real) advice books to use as possible starting points in the quest for a better you:• Have you ever thought of yourself as someone with unearthly powers of clairvoyance? Have you ever been described as someone who lifts the spirits of everyone around you? If so, maybe you should grab a copy of “The Lightworker’s Way: Awakening Your Spiritual Power to Know and Heal” by Dr. Doreen Virtue. This tome could be just what you need to enhance your inner telekinetic superpowers. As the book’s Amazon description helpfully outlines, you are a “lightworker” if you “feel called to heal others” and “want to resolve the world’s social and environmental problems” through “spiritual methods.” • Or perhaps “Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself” by Dale Power is a better fit. This book’s online description hints at the morbidity of the new skill you’ll be learning. “Here’s the help you need for one of life’s most critical undertakings — making your own coffin,” it proudly declares, leaving one to muse whether the author understood his own darkly comic wordplay. Within the book’s chapters, you’ll find a wealth of detailed instructions and color photos to aid you in completing “your life’s finest accomplishment.” “Finest accomplish-ment” is debatable, but it is possible that it could be your final one.• You may be saying to yourself, “Yes, these previous books sound fascinating, but how do I read them?” Well, then you might need “How to Read a Book” by Mortimer Adler and Charles Van Doren. If the issue is one of actual literacy, this book won’t help you. No, instead this 1940 volume teaches you “different reading techniques for reading practical books, imaginative literature, plays, poetry, history, science and mathematics, philosophy and social science.” What the Amazon description fails to mention is that one of its authors is an authority on another subject, too: namely, cheating at televised game shows. It’s the same Charles Van Doren who was an admitted accomplice in the rigging of outcomes on the 1959 NBC show “Twenty One.”

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BIBLE TRIVIA ANSWERS: 1) Neither; 2) Jacob; 3) Smyrna; 4) Simon; 5) Latin; 6) 117th Answers

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